I laughed.
i decided a long time ago never to have sex and i still haven't
this keeps me going
>>5971302
>xy females with pussies
so he's only into post op Transgirls? thanks for the laugh OP
>>5971302
Woooooooow what a fucking cunt. Leading somebody on like that... fucking trash. Well, you could leave it be, or make his life a living hell via social media and the like.
The stupidity of some people, too.
>And when I say girls, I mean XY females with pussies
He's legit retarded.
>>5971302
>xy females
way to choke on the delivery
>>5971302
I fucking love doing this on Tinder!
I posted this on a previous thread a couple of minutes back. There is an entire community just messing with trannies by making fake profile(s) and targeting trannies to going on multiple dates and ditching them every time. The keks are glorious.
>>5971509
I do this and I'm a tranny myself.
>>5971509
That's pretty cruel m8
>>5971302
I'd marry him. I love douchebags like that. They're really easygoing and don't take life too serious.
It's just a prank bro.
>>5971302
But from what i hear they get a lot of chasers that want to fuck them because of there dicks.....sometimes not even because of that
Why are so mean to each other?
>>5971540
Nah mate, not repressed. It's just fun with tinder, everyone gets shit on but trannies are especially funny because their reactions are so over the top.
>>5971516
Everyone on 4chan is mentally a child and thinks that cruelty is the hight of humour.
>>5971302
The best are when you make them 'wait' for you and you text them to order ahead of you so that when you 'arrive' the food is ready. It's absolutely priceless.
>>5971302
should have given that nice chaser boy a chance
>>5971551
>trannies are especially funny because they're few and a very marginalised group so the social repercussions are almost non-existant. Plus they might feel to bad it pushes them to suicide! I am a sociopath and a coward and would legit cry if a woman did this to me, then post on a MRA forum about how much women suck and never even see the irony. If I where to work as gaschamber attendant in a concentration camp, I would not only do it with glee, but get an erection from doing so.
Fixed that for you.
>>5971554
Trannies are just bad people on a humanistic level.
>>5971579
What's MRA?
Basically confirmed my decision to not date guys. As much as I'm into them if you're a trans woman you're only options are;
Celebacy
or
Date another trans woman
>>5971579
>>trannies are especially funny because they're few and a very marginalised group so the social repercussions are almost non-existant. Plus they might feel to bad it pushes them to suicide! I am a sociopath and a coward and would legit cry if a woman did this to me, then post on a MRA forum about how much women suck and never even see the irony. If I where to work as gaschamber attendant in a concentration camp, I would not only do it with glee, but get an erection from doing so.
why you projecting so hard bra
>>5971588
You should have stayed a man, then women would ditch you after paying for their meal.
>>5971577
That's why I never actually go inside to places when I go on dates. I just chill in my car and wait for them. Unless it's a place I don't mind hanging out by myself in anyway.
I hate when guys you meet online expect you to go and grab a table and order them a drink. Like wtf I haven't seen if you're a real human being yet I'm not getting you shit.
>>5971578
gross. No amount of shit is worth a chaser
>>5971577
Absolutely. A friend once made her order tickets for two to go see basement jaxx. Sure she got to see basement jaxx but alone and paid for the extra ticket.
>>5971302
I regret making friends with they tranny and now I'm scared some shit like this is going to happen and then I'm have to morn him.
>>5971343
Who is that QT?
>>5971343
I think my heart just skipped a beat
>>5971343
you and me
>>5971597
how is that better then you're out like $20?
>>5971343
tfw anzu isn't mtf trans
>>5971607
Topcake
One time I got one basically head over heels for me then when i finally ask for nudes I just stopped messaging her after I said ewww, after that for a week she kept sending pics of her cutting herself and telling me that surgery will fix it
>>5971597
Staying as a man is death for some trans girls.
>>5971614
me, i'm a virgin by the way... what's up fagtards
>>5971624
>>5971586
The equivalent of feminists, but for male issues.
>>5971630
So you disgusting subhumans should do it.
>>5971630
Yeah ?
show me a correlation please
>>5971639
come out of the closet sweetie, it's okay. you don't have to stew in all this anger
>>5971646
What closet? I'm actually female. I was born with a vagina. I don't need to mutilate myself, faggot.
>>5971646
do you just project your own messed up thoughts and feeling on to everyone and this is why you think its ok to dress up and chemically castrate yourselves?
>dude ur just repressed everyone wants to be a girl ur brave for taking pills and sitting inside all day.
>>5971634
Yeah, sure.
Timestamp for proof.
Every tranny has the same fantasy of falling in love and then him being ok with it or him falling for the srs.
>TFW you want to cuck him out of real women (the person you care about most in life)
>>5971661
>pretending to be a girl online
>convince a tranny to come for a date
>she lives 45 minutes away
>tell her 3 hours before that i was being held at work for some bullshit and that i couldn't pick her up.
>texts back "it's okay i'll take the amtrak. no biggie"
>she gets to the sushi bar
>text her that i'd be 45 minutes late because i had 20 more minutes to go
>never text her again
>chilled that evening with my bros laughing our asses off
>>5971302
Man that nigga was so close. Tripped at the finish line couldn't handle the prank bro.
>>5971662
clearly it's getting to you since you're so upset about it.
just let it go and come out. you can make it
>>5971302
lol i do this to regular gay dudes. happens to everyone
i don't lurk lgbt bc i only have some gay tendences and lgbt is boring af with endless tranny threads
i once matched a mtf tranny bc i mass right swiped. im a straight dude
i asked her did she always feel like she was a girl and since when
she said since she was a child
i was like ohh, that's very hard
and then she explained a bit further but nothing crazy
i never responded
op post makes me feel bad
>>5971691
This. Trannies need to calm down. This happens to everyone. It just so happens that trannies are sensitive and get demoralized easily, it's why i pull this kind of shit so often lmao.
>>5971677
This is what makes it so cruel. You take this vulnerable, broken person and give them the hope that they might get what they dream of the most, only to take it away and laugh. Even the gates of Hell have more pity and tell you to abandon hope.... There is no gain, even - in fact you invest time and thought into this - there is just cruelty for it's own sake.
>leading people on and standing them up for fun
Why do people do this?
>>5971539
you words
>>5971682
kek, nice
i usually just tell them i'm running like 5 minutes late, and to order something for me. although i do sometimes show up for the cute ones (while pretending i don't know they have dicks, lol, so they won't pin me as a "chaser")
>>5971643
i don't think it's possible to show correlation aside from going by what other trans people have said in the past.
>made a fake qt girl account on okcupid with the intention of getting cash form cringekings
>ended up getting involved in months-long online relationships with multiple guys
>could never actually meetup because i'm not a real girl
>never got any money
help me...
This gets dark dont read if your weak or a tranny
I'm from /pol/ just fyi
>get bored one day and talk up schem in skype with pol buddies
>Go on /lgbt/ find trans add them
>first one to get them to say they love you wins and right after we tell them it was a joke
>4 of us find ones super easy
>weeks go by and we start spending time with them on skype also
>about 2 weeks in my friend was getting nudes of messed up man boobs
>we always mute the mic and steam or desktops when we cam with them every night
>One time my friend forgot to put headphones in and she hear us brust out in laughing when she flashed him my friend just kept smiling and then she put it all together and hung up
>other buddy got this tranny to say it over the phone and it so sincere he could even tell her so my buddy had to tell her back and we hear her crying and start smashing stuff
>3rd he was playing games with and she random made a joke about loving him and he tells her and she starts yelling about its not funny stop that slowing breaking down
>We are pretty sure that they back to being males in heaven
>last one is still in the works we recorded most of it so I will be posting videos on /pol/ in the next week or two so watch out
RiP
Who /burner phone/ here?
>>5971764
>>5971771
next one will be the best one we are going to stage a break with his gf on cam after she finds out about him and this tranny, try to get her to fly to us and then tell her.
Its just a prank.
Months and month have gone into this one
>>5971779
Too ambitious but when they trust you... it could pan out. I dunno if anyone could be that dumb to fall for it.
>>5971586
a joke
>be bi
>go on craigslist
>go on women seeking men section
>click on this one ad
>she says she's "high maintenance'" and wants a man who is a "professional, financially secure," and "give her gifts to show affection"
>obviously a gold digging whore, so I decide to fuck with her
>email her a photo of a attractive, well groomed guy, whom I catfished, and tell her I'm a doctor with my own practice in the suburbs
>she replies, and takes the bait hook, line, and sinker
>start talking through text
>we set up a date
>I tell her to meet me at this fancy 4-star restaurant in my city after I leave work
>make reservation for the table
>tell that I'm hung up with a patient, and tell her to go ahead, and get seated
>call 10 minutes later, and tell her I'm on my way, so go ahead, and order the wine
>call again 5 minutes later, and say traffic is bad due to an accident, and tell her to order our meals
>cease further communication with her
>mfw that bitch is stuck with probably over $150 bill
>>5971744
Honestly they deserve that. Clueless trannies who think they pass better than they do are annoying
>>5971764
Can you be any edgier? Disgusting.
>>5971302
>xy females with pussies
>>5971764
Falling for the bait buuuut
>Find mentally ill person
>make them believe someone actually likes and accepts them, and their mental illness
>this is a very rare occurance
>maybe no one has done this before for some of them
>they're appreciative of this, show tits ect
>they genuinely care about you
>they begin becoming emotionally dependant on you
>it's just a prank bro
>someone has likely killed or attempted to kill self over this
>it's just a prank bro
Senpai you and your friends are sociopaths, preying on vulnerable, mentally ill people, there's nothing to be proud of about that.
>>5971764
>>We are pretty sure that they back to being males in heaven
Not that you'll ever make it there to find out ;)))))
>>5971764
>Heaven
That's right folks, this is a person who considers themselves religious on some level. Let that sink in for a moment.
>>5971862
It's a figure of speech.
>>5971838
should have told her that's what she gets for being a gold digging whore
>>5971764
it's a bait story
No pol-minded straight person would go to such length as a joke. In eyes of most poltards you're faggots just like the trannies you're "ironically" dating. actually straight people would have given up long before first skype session
you're like middle schooler who crossdresses to make fun of trannies, while secretly liking it
eric cartman tier denial
>>5971838
what if she was never there
what if she wanted to bait you just as you wanted to bait "her"
and none of you ever went to that restaurant
never trust people dating whom goes too easy to be true
>>5971891
>>5971891
I'll post the recording on lgbt after I finish the last one, what makes you think its fake?
PS. fyi we are all full grown men, anyone remember pinkmeth?
>>5971302
as a beautiful cis white gay male - i would love to be all about transgendery types if they didn't play the victim so much. sheesh. it gets to a point, you know?
>>5971919
I know right Like I can't leave my house someone might tell me im ugly....but all you do is post/talk about how ugly you are so its not like it should matter right?
calling a tranny ugly is like lighting matches over a house that burnt down
>>5971943
>>I think misusing big words makes me sound smart
nope.
>>5971893
Considering the downright pathological levels of cruelty ITT and how society passively condones it, I'd say their animosity is very much justified.
>>5971911
>we are all full grown men
thats kinda sad
>>5971962
Hey, we all got jobs and pay our taxes and work hard so that our kids have something other then the right to have the doctor chop his dick off and pump him fill of cow hormones.
>>5971949
You realize the sentence you typed is completely devoid of meaning in any dialect of english, except maybe alt-right vernacular?
>tfw I was the mentally ill tranny at one point with dependent personality disorder
>tfw someone strung me along for a few months
>>5971956
I agree, I thought it was just the usual "I hate everyone who's not like me" gig before this thread
>>5971971
>cow hormones
It's not my problem if your kids are drinking too much red bull (hrt hormones aren't produced by cows is what I mean)
Also fuck, is this functional illiteracy night on the board?
>>5971985
Who cares about grammar. Let us have our laffs. You aren't personally affected by this so why make a big deal about it?
>>5971976
Here, I'll push you that two feet that collage could not.
http://www.simplypsychology.org/humanistic.html
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Read this before you replying or just break down why you think I'm misusing the word.
>>5972001
Sending me a definition does not actually give meaning to your sentence, tard
>collage
COLLEGE
>break down why you think I'm misusing the word
You're using a specific theory of the mind as a measurement of value. It makes no fucking sense unless you're trying to sound smart.
>>5971997
It's not just grammar that went through the window, it's syntax, spelling, and meaning altogether.
>>5972015
Don't waste your time sweetie. None of this will affect you.
>>5972015
No.
I'll reword it for you.
Trans-gender people are bad even in their own eyes.
humanism is talking completely subjective look at someone threw their own logic and reasoning.
>>5972047
Transgender people aren't that bad in their own eyes though.
This board is literally not a solid sample base, because it's basically full of baby trannies with BDD and self-esteem issues that make most trans people their own age look perfectly sane and well adjusted.
>>5972063
k.
Trans-gender girls on this board that seem to judge themselves as harshly as the trolls from pol do.
>>5971899
What if I told you I completely made up that story?
>>5971971
still doesn't change anything
Okay, faggots help me.
Trans girls hate chasers a.k.a people who are interest in them.
How am i supposed to bait them if i'm showing interest in them? Are they masochist or some shit? Is that why the cut off their penis?
I'm supposed to act aloof or something to attract them?
>>5972088
It's not just a prank bro.
>>5972102
Just don't be ugly the chaser meme is a joke.
>>5972107
It's that simple? Alright obviously i don't want to use my real face when i do this so i'll just find a random picture. Do i acknowledge the fact that they are trans or should i just refer to them as "women"?
>>5972102
You basically have to be completely straight and date them, fall in love with them and marry them without even knowing they're trans. Also you can't even know what "trans" is.
Then one day they'll break down and say "Honey I have something to tell you but I'm afraid!" and start crying and then you'll say "Oh sweetie I'll love you forever no matter what."
If you're already cool with dating a trans you're just a disgusting chaser.
>>5971302
okay i dont really like trannies either but thats just being a terrible person.
>>5972102
>>5972115
>Trans girls hate chasers a.k.a people who are interest in them.
Trans girls want to feel like cis girls. You're a chaser if your someone who only wants trans girls, because you're separating them from cis girls and thus making them feel like something other than a girl. Just treat them like any other girl and you'll be fine.
>>5972124
>date
>marry
>have kids (oh wait)
but seriously i just want to ditch them first date.
>>5972131
>trannys say to treat them like cis girls
>they STILL get mad when I use them for sex and ignore them afterwards
Make up your goddamned mind.
>>5972143
>>they STILL get mad when I use them for sex and ignore them afterwards
Like how most actual girls would?
>>5972131
Ah i see what a chaser is. Thanks. So even if their profile clearly says they're trans or i find out they are trans prior i never bring it up? I wonder why chasers just don't do this.
Anyways i'm trying to bait and ditch them so i'll just pretend.
>xy females with pussies
>>5972154
Dont bring it up til you are sucking her dick bro
good luck
>>5972154
>just pretend
ding ding ding ding ding
You've figured out the secret to dating trannies. Just pretend they're real people, agree with whatever wacky gender things they talk about, use whatever pronouns he wants you to use, and ditch whenever things get weird (they will get weird). Pretending is key.
>>5972131
but they aren't like any other girl. Which is fine. it's stupid to bitch about OMG CHASERS blahblah because everyone is technically a chaser of what they're attracted to.
Someone that enjoys slim guys could be considered a twink chaser. Someone who likes bears would be a muscle chaser, yah?
It's retarded to get pissy that someone is omg attracted to your "uniqueness" fuck.
This is why most trannies will be godaweful unhappy. Because they can't cope with the fact they aren't like any other girl due to their sad insecurities and accept that the fact they AREN'T like normal girls is what chasers like about them.
>>5972173
sorry, someone who likes bears is a bear chaser* not muscle.
>>5972169
Lol
I'm just going to pick a day in advance when the forecast says rain invite them to a date just to ditch them. The ambiance has to be perfect. Busy friday night at a couples restaurant.
>>5972173
I don't really mind if they want me because I'm trans or not, the only thing I really care about is if they actually love me and not because of what's between my legs or what my past has been like.
Damn, why are there this many straight guys on /lgbt/?
>>5972173
There's a difference between finding someone attractive because they have a hair colour you like or a body type you like or something and finding a trans girl attractive because she has a dick. A skinny twink is a skinny twink because, in most cases, he wants to be a skinny twink and he's dieting and doing butt excercises and whatever to achieve twinkmode. Someone who wants to be a bear is going to get buff and grow out their body hair and what not.
Trans girls are different. They don't want to be a trans girl. They want to be a cis girl. That's the whole point. Wanting a trans girl solely because she has a dick is the opposite of what she desires. Her whole work is to distance herself from being a man, hence hormones, exercises, dieting, surgeries, etc.
Of course this doesn't represent all trans girls, but the ones who complain about chasers generally are like this.
>mfw this thread
I used to assume the best out of people until I came to this website, fuck all of you.
>>5972173
You are a monster.
>>5972211
>straight
I'm bi-scum.
>>5972222
Me too, I make profiles saying I'm bi so trannies think they'll be accepted. Also nice quads.
I don't see why a cis person would want to date a person with mutilated genitalia. What's the point of hooking up when your gear isn't working?
Still, I don't see how any sane person can torment these poor people purely for entertainment.
>>5972241
Forgot to post image
>>5972241
I don't see why a cis person would want to date a person with mutilated genitalia. What's the point of hooking up when your gear isn't working?
Transmen have fucked up dicks but a transgirl's post-op genitals are more or less exactly the same as a cis girl's, as long as they went to a good surgeon, with the exception of fertility, which doesn't matter anyway if you're just on tinder looking for a hookup.
>>5972241
It was just a prank....
I make up green-texts all the time
I've got trans friends and I've got nothing against them
>>5972244
i wish i were an android girl
>>5971637
here's your (You)
>>5972219
Boy howdy, I care so much. Enjoy your suicide rates buckaroo
>>5972212
Great, a trans girl wants to be a girl. But a trans girl will never. Ever. Be an actual naturally grown female human. They might have the mind of one or whatever garbage is spewed to justify the insanity. But you won't be one.
The ones that bitch about chasers need to get over their neurosis and accept themselves for who they are.
When I say you, I don't mean you specifically btw
Also, a skinny twink is skinny cuz their metabolism is off the charts. Normal people don't think about chasers the same way trannies do. Or moronic people that say you're racist cuz you think black people are ugly or asian dicks are too small.
People have their preferences, and if one fulfills that preference and treats you with respect, why does it matter if you fit into a "fetish"
>>5972313
WE ARE NOT INSANE, DAMMNIT! Just leave us the fuck alone, we have enough problems of our own.
>>5972323
You are insane. Who's the one going bonkers here? Me or you? All signs point to you, sugarplum
>>5972329
keep telling yourself that, habibi
>>5971715
because these people got hurt themselves, or are trying to impress their friends
>>5972335
Uhh. Okay? I will...? I don't- I don't know what you're trying to say.
also, I'm not your habibi, guy
>>5972329
I feel much better taking hormones than having a man's life.
Is this considered a hate crime?
>>5972349
Great. Then wtf is the issue...?
>>5972357
In addition to that I want to know how to avoid this. What are the obvious signs?
>>5972362
I would say someone being too pushy/eager to meet-up. Mabye the over use of happy emoticons? As stupid as that may sound. I never trust people that are overly nice or seem overly nice, too.
>>5972376
>family
How?
>>5972376
I'll stop when you stop crying about it. Here's a lifehack, once you can get your emotions in order shit gets easier. No one likes an overly emotional vagina, especially not straight dudes.
jus' sayin' sugartits
>>5971911
They think its fake because they don't yet understand people can actually be that sad.
>full grown men
Sad AF
>>5971671
>turkroaches have cameras
>eating the bait like a sperm bank buffet
Degenerate
>jeanne
poltard troll
ignore
>Americans
>>5971524
MASTUH PRANKSTUH RIGHT HERE
TOOL AND DIE
>>5972410
How would I know she is a turk?
>>5972547
What do you want from me?
>>5971764
heh that are some tight ass pranks right there bud
>tfw ugly manfag with misshapen moobs
thanks for reminding me, i better remember not add anyone on skype so i don't end up in your "social experiment"
Goddamn this really is the easiest board to troll.
Come the fuck on people!
>>5972268
No they aren't the same at all
>>5972399
>lifehack
What are you, 12?
>>5973719
It was just a troll post honestly tho /pol/ards have done stuff like this before.
>>5972399
>Here's a lifehack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5WrWncDZw
>>5973964
>It's just a prank, bro
>>5973964
I have a very good friend of mine who this actually happened to. I've never felt so bad for someone in my life. Was just 1 big troll. They wasted 2 hours and a bunch of money only to end up being laughed at
>>5974109
wow
full story?
>>5973518
Your big cock pls
>>5974206
I can't give you full story of what actually happened at the "meeting", because it hurts them every time they talk about it so I don't know the specifics.
In brief though. Best friend is MtF transgender if it isn't obvious enough.
Best friend meets a guy online. She starts to really like him. They talk for a long while. Webcam exchanges etc. After a while (2 months or so) he asks my friend if they want to meet up and stay for a weekend. Now, we live a 2+ hour train journey away from this guy, but my friend doesn't care about that, because it's close enough to visit multiple times a month. So she spends a bunch of money on train fare and other items, packs a bag for the weekend and sets off. I'm super happy for her. She doesn't get to meet many people as she's shy and nervous.
4 hours later, she's on the train back and crying her poor heart out to me on the phone. Like I said, I don't know specifics, but from what I can gather, she goes to his apartment, and the utter cuntbag was just mocking her all along just so he and his cuntbag friends can have a good laugh. This was 2 years ago and she still refuses to meet people to this day, even though I've offered to go along with her
>>5974266
This thread started out with some laughs and ended with tears
lol thank d*g i'm too socially retarded to initiate any contact whatsoever so guys messing with me can't ever happen to me
Trannies are just beta males (emphasis on beta) who wonder why they get bullied.
>>5974335
Absolutely. It's so easy for transgender people to date in real life. They're social butterflies with wide social circles including many open minded guys who are happy to date transgender people without punching their teeth down their throat the moment they reveal they used to be a boy.
>>5974335
top kek
>>5974362
Why do trans girls make their life difficult then complain about it?
>>5974389
because muh oppression points
>>5971891
are you saying "real" /pol/aks are some highbrow mature adults with normal senses of humor? they're probably dumb high schoolers, sure, but even if it's fake that whole story is well within the realm of possibility
>>5972075
try and actually use your brain for a moment. why do you think that is? because they're absolutely terrified of shit like the OP pic or worse happening to them. and because they grew up on this shithole website with similar edgy nerd friends
>>5974350
ya lets generalize. beta is more specific. its dumb to consider a woman beta
This thread is a rollercoaster holy shit
>>5977543
I don't get your point?
>>5977518
No, we aren't highbrow. But we are against degeneracy. Trannies may be degenerates, but going putting in time just to hurt them is just as degenerate. It also goes against Christian morales, which most of us are.
We may be right wing and slightly racist, but we aren't scumbags that would pull this stuff.
>>5977750
I hate trannies as much as the next fag but this board would be so fucking boring without 'em.
>>5977898
I know right spice of life
>>5972547
>MASTUH PRANKSTUH RIGHT HERE
>TOOL AND DIE
wah?
>>5974362
Right, and meeting strangers from the internets is so much safer.
what a sad little edgelord
>>5972376
I'm attracted to black peoples sweet dark ebony skin.
Its the sheen or something I dont even know its so sexy
>>5978827
It literally is
Are you a moron?
>>5971911
>full grown men
damn.. reading that i imagined you all being 16.
that is so sad, you have to be lying. don't you have a job? a family? where do you get all the time to hang around with your friends coaxing vulnerable people into suicide?
>>5971971
>our kids
>>5972211
i wonder this so much.
everyday there's at least 50 posts from 'straight guys' on this board
>>5972268
>Transmen have fucked up dicks but a transgirl's post-op genitals are more or less exactly the same as a cis girl's
notice how quickly the mental patient throws his own under the bus to prop himself up
>>5979531
I'm just stating a fact. I am a transgirl but I don't even plan on getting srs. It's just true that transmen's neophalluses are a lot farther from a cis penis than a transwomen's neovagina is from a cis vagina. It's nothing against transmen, hell they're better off than us in a lot of areas. Testosterone is a hell of a lot more powerful than estrogen and unless a transman is super unlucky with genetics he's almost guaranteed to pass. He may end up as a manlet but he will pass.
>>5971588
That's not a man, that's some obese neckbeard that will never manage to get a girlfriend, and is probably repressed trans.
>>5979491
Here's a tip for you, free of charge - don't deceive straight men into fucking another man and watch the chances of you getting the shit beaten out of you drop dramatically!
>>5979521
>>5979521
Yup my genes get to live on and on and your end here.
Sociopathy the thread.
>>5981418
you're just not a nihilist, the true master race.
