What the fuck are you supposed to do if you're a gay male and fit all the symptoms perfectly? How the fuck am I going to find a bf?
Transition. According to trannies you have the genes for it, age doesn't matter.
>>5967847
I don't want to transition and I'm just too tall.
Are my hips as bad as I think they are?
>>5967826
Be thin, healthy, kind and affectionate.
>>5967853
>mfw those are practically my hips
>mfwnf
>>5967871
please stop please tell me your memeing please
>>5967873
Look dude, all i'm saying is you would be a good bottom. Work out those glutes because any guy would go for that ass. as far as the breast, have you tried working out pecks?
>>5967882
My nips aren't puffy (thank god) but I store a disproportionate amount of fat in that area and they really stick out. Building muscle there will only make them look bigger.
>>5967892
lose weight then.
>>5967894
But I'm already skinny as fuck (bmi 20)
>>5967898
Honestly, stop being self conscious. You will find a guy who clicks with you. Post your breasts, no censoring and we'll judge.
uh what are those symptoms of???
asking for a friend
>>5967902
Klinefelter syndrome. What happens when you gain an extra X chromosome.
>>5967905
You know what, I think I may just get tested for this..
>>5968056
Why?
>>5968063
Meet several of the diagnostic criteria. Given that such a test is free on the NHS, I see no reason not to.
>>5967898
>bmi 20
>skinny as fuck
>>5968087
No guy wants to fuck an actual skeleton.
>>5967826
the same thing you'd do if you were a straight male
>>5968090
>>5968144
lol im not fat...
>>5968087
what the fuck? bmi of 20 IS actually skinny. the lowest "normal" is 18.5, idiot.
>>5968189
thanks, for a second I thought I was the crazy one for thinking a bmi of 20 is skinny.
>>5968189
Anorexia distorts your perception of reality.
>>5968194
true, but anon is still a god damn moron for being anorexic
>>5967826
If you ignore the baldness part. I fit on everything.
Pretty shitty IMO. I was always made fun for having titties even though I'm not fat.
Same for my ass and hips.
>>5968365
wait so you have all these characteristics AND on top of that you're fucking balding?
i'm so sorry ;_;
>>5968368
>on top of that you're fucking balding?
No, anon.
I mean I don't have the baldness part of the picture, if you read it it seems there's balding as a symptom in that picture or maybe I didn't read it properly, anyways I don't have any kind of balding.
>>5968371
frontal baldness
>ABSENT
>>5968374
Sorry, I'm stupid.
Anyways it's a shitty body. Feels bad not looking normal.
>>5967853
Yes. They're bad. I'm in the same boat.
>>5967826
Isn't baldness caused by too much testosterone?
How can you have a feminoid body and still balding?
>>5968714
>absent
>16.5 bmi
>try to gain weight for 5 years in vain
>"im so skinny though, i have a bmi of 20!"
eat shit dude
>>5968714
learn what absent means m8
>>5967826
See a general practitioner or endocrinologist. IIRC Klinefelter syndrome is treated with testosterone injections.
>>5967826
cut off your balls
>>5967826
>tfw not short, thin, with wide hips and narrow shoulder
>tfw all I want to be is a qt bottom for my man
>tfw tall, ugly, fat, and hairy
>tfw I have no face
You're lucky, stop whining
>>5967853
your hips are normal, it's your narrow waist that is giving you that pear shapped look. go lift for a more masculine shape. /fit/ will be able to help you.
>>5967898
thats not really that skinny for a guy.
>>5969243
My fatty family thinks I'm anorexic and now you guys think I'm not even that skinny? the fuck.
>>5969243
You're mistaking BMI for BF
>>5970250
crabs in a bucket
>be underweight and vegan without trying
>fat aunt yells at me for it while drunk during a family gathering and says I'm trying too hard
>also drunk so i yell 'its not hard to not shove a cow inside your mouth every meal'
>the family is divided between the fat people who felt offended for her vs people who didnt think it was a big deal
>she doesnt come to the christmas dinner next year
>>5970345
>>be underweight and vegan without trying
are you me? I eat as much pasta, cereal, clif bars, and low fat chips as I want and I'm still losing weight.
>>5970511
Holy fuck can we please trade? I feel like a man trapped in a pre mtf body...
>>5967853
I love this on guys.
>>5970314
Before hormones, my pubes were tightly coiled spirals, after estrogen, they grow a lot closer to straight (but not 100% straight) and are thinner.
>>5967826
Wow thanks for making me super fucking insecure about my lack of body hair. I'm tall, can't grow a beard or chest hair, etc.
Apparently in non-hairy men the shield shape happens anyway simply because the treasure trail doesn't grow in a triangle like that. Basically "male" pattern pubic hair is "hirsute" pattern pubic hair and it's all built on lies and scaremongering >:(
>>5977029
are you even gay?
