you are living now, and that is the envy of all the dead
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>>5959321
>>5960717
>implying I am not dead inside
>tfw just did cheap meth
New low for me. Oh well, don't care.
>>5960723
why
>>5960717
>being the envy of all the dead
It's a pretty fucking low bar desu
>>5960727
Why what
is it bad to only be interested in cis people? like i don't think i can date a trans person, maybe if they were functionally and aesthetically the same as a cis person, but like, how can I expect or ask others to date me if i wouldn't date someone like myself :/
>>5960729
theres more dead people than alive people
I miss the april fools theme desu
>>5960734
whyd u do cheap meth
>>5960735
>is it bad
WHO CARES?
>>5960735
It means that you don't want to date someone as fucked up as us. I see nothing wrong lol
>>5960735
no. Id never date another trainwreck.
one is enough in a relationship.
>>5960735
No it's fair senpai
>>5960740
delusion is powerful, post butt :3
>>5960746
Because I need to stay high as much as possible. Hopefully I'll die in some Street corner soon lel, probably gonna be homeless soon as well so it might just happen
>>5960717
What are you wearing right meow~~?
>>5960740
Lmao
>>5960714
I've been gr8 moap! Only one month from graduating uni in fact!
does anyone even use yummyyume tinychat? everytime ive visited its been empty
>>5960737
Funny thing I'm not 100% sure it's true with the population explosion that the 20th century saw everywhere.
>>5960758
nuh theres like over 100 billion people dead
>>5960754
canada shirt, black and white striped panties and existential dread
>>5960754
sweatpants, loose hoodie, tiny bra and undies, you?
>>5960757
but why not~
>>5960757
S-STOP
>>5960756
the other tinychat therapedungeon is also dead until 10:30PM and everybody goes to sleep by 1:00AM.
If you want a cam+chat thats live during the day then check out the "trains" room in kageshi.
>>5960754
tshirt and jeans
im very original
>>5960758
nah, pic related
>>5960774
This tbqhfampai.
>>5960765
>not wearing pants
how lewd
>>5960756
i literally just made it so there's an unmoderated room without nazi mods
i dont really use tinychat at all ever so i don't advertise it
>>5960772
would if i could yo
Well /mtfg/, I have decided NOT to transition. I will always be a man and it will just cause more problems for me than anything else. Maybe I can just overcome gender dysphoria with alcohol idk, or music, whatever I'll see.
Bye.
>>5960787
w-was someone bullying you over your butt ;~;
>>5960789
CHESKA!!
I-I would take mine off too if it wasn't so lewd
>>5960791
AHAH
>>5960792
same
>>5960795
;~;
please dont mock my my pain anon
>>5960789
>wearing pants when youre at home and its warm
for what purpose
>never had taxes done before
>tfw getting $2400 back from taxes
>tfw I'll have money to upgrade my desktop and set aside for laser/electrolysis plus the money from my internship in the summer
>tfw hear back from endo on monday about my appointment date
how's your day been /mtfg/
>>5960723
Mate....
>>5960735
I wouldn't date and mtf or ftm unless they were full time and passed like 100%. Even then Id probably try to avoid it, two trannies dating eachother seems desperate and cringey.
>>5960737
Is a dead person still a person? Id argue that a body is just a body.
>>5960741
You are cancer.
>>5960755
That's good, what do you plan to do once you have your degree?
>>5960735
I'll date you anon.
Lets go to the movies
and not watch the movie ;)
>>5960799
>its warm
Nigger its 50 degrees today, thats freezing if your not wearing a coat.
>>5960798
hope you have a nice birthday when it comes around
>>5960780
we literally cannot be sure if these figures are even true for reasons such as near exinctions of the species
volcanoes, floods, climate change
we have really no idea how long civilisation has been around, 8k years is our best evidence based on archeological finds but there is simply too much evidence supporting the theory that civilisation is much older than 8000 years old, however no evidence besides massive man made structures with no sign of 'civilisation' and stories exist thus far, so the status quo remains.
>>5960796
It's just not worth it. We did good anon.
>>5960808
its like 70 here nigger
>>5960802
P-pretty good, all the girls are flirting~
Also good to hear yours has been good, upgrading your rig is of utmost importance
>>5960754
Right now, pic related because I just came back from a run. My familys home, so I can't girlmode
wtf is this gay shit for fags
>>5960816
slav/10
>>5960808
>Nigger its 50 degrees today, thats freezing if your not wearing a coat.
howdy there partner, hows life in ol' dixie?
>>5960818
Idk mate
>>5960808
here it was literally snowing today
>>5960805
that's not dating... and i have a date with someone next weekend, so like. no thanks.
>>5960787
>ywn do this to a cute boy
W-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT
>>5960803
Maybe that's what I was going for Savvy.
>>5960827
>howdy there partner, hows life in ol' dixie?
Take a pic of that confederate flag hanging in your room.
>>5960828
M-me?!
>>5960824
I'm Irish, but I pass as a slav t b h
>>5960835
Well, I won't stop your dreams
>>5960839
what about me ._.
>>5960818
maddie !!
When life knocks u down u have to get right back on the horse
>>5960839
dominant ofc
>>5960848
>spread them and put my tongue and cock up your ass
jesus...
>>5960848
cheeky
sure your phone didnt autocorrect creepy?
>>5960717
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3950du
>mtfg masters transgender genetics and gene therapy
>>5960856
What's wrong :^)
Why are trannies such weebs?
>>5960859
>not a chaser
>Sleep 10 hours
>Wake up and watch TV
>Smoke a fat joint 2 hours before work to make sure im not super baked
>Expect to be walking all day
>Get to sit in small comfy ass concrete office all evening eating buns and drinking warm choco from the machine browsing the net
>Get paid extra because weekend and evening
>Get to go home an hour early
>Get fucking baked as shit
Gr8 saturday, i dont get neets who call people wagecucks, if you got the right job you're making money just chilling or doing something fun, like bossing people around.
>>5960861
anime made me transition
>>5960853
>omg someone said u died
>>5960869
you have my shoulder, friend.
>>5960864
and so do you
>>5960869
are you cute~?
>>5960868
You're joking right?
>>5960858
>implying I don't already sell lupron-laced candy to school kids.
>>5960875
its a meme, you dip
>>5960888
Anime makes everything better desu, even black people.
>tfw your thirst for dick has been satisfied for the next while
>>5960888
Get the fuck out.
>>5960894
Tell us tell us tell ussssssssss
>>5960861
Because anime isn't some strange and rare cultural facture, it permeates mainstream culture even in the west and is a massive cultural export.
The main just-before-school cartoon when I was a kid was (and probably still is) Pokemon from the moment it started. Between anime, animesque euro shows and japanese-euro collaboration (both german and french), I can probably say half the kids' programming here is anime or inspired since the 80s, maybe earlier.
>>5960894
STORYTIEM!
>>5960892
:3333
>>5960894
Was it that guy from one of your classes?
>>5960894
Take it easy Elanna, do you want to be THIS girl?
>>5960899
What're your specs?
>>5960894
>>5960894
> tfw it hasn't
>>5960911
WOW
>>5960913
>tfw that's an orgasm every two hours, non-stop
She must eat like a sumotori to keep up.
>>5960918
If only we could find out...
>>5960924
>triggered
>>5960929
unless you post pics :3
>>5960913
But…that would mean that she would have to make someone come 11.95--let's round up and say 12--times a day. Was she in sex work? Because otherwise how could she do that and still work, eat, sleep, etc.?
>>5960924
get out, you're not wanted, aww go cry, go by yourself cause no one wants you
>>5960929
Post pic so I can tell you you're cute again
Question for the better-endowed among you - every pair of undies that fit me,(I'm typically a small) seems to squeeze my junk really hard... how do I avoid/fix this?
>>5960936
is she cute
>>5960935
does anyone want you?
>>5960918
>I-I don't think so :(
pooks is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute omggg
ok gn thread and gn girls
>>5960903
>>5960907
There's not much of a story rly, my ex was over to hang out and play some games and he started talking lewd and I was too thirsty to say no, then before I knew it he had me bent over the bed with shimoneta in the background. It sorta turned into an all afternoon thing and now I'm walking kinda funny. o.o;
>>5960912
I wish, that guy is a cutie but after interacting with him for a while I don't think we're compatible.
>>5960917
H-hi kit o.o
>>5960933
Women are fascinating strange creatures and act in mysterious ways.
>>5960939
tuck but im pretty small so i can just keep bulge without discomfort
>>5960935
lmao
i literally never say >projecting but goddamn dude
>>5960717
>tfw you live on a flat earth under a giant sky dome.
>tfw space is not real.
>tfw the moon landing and NASA is a hoax.
>tfw project high jump and project paper clip and project whatever were all aimed at finding the the edges of out enclosure.
>tfw you can't actually go to the south pole.
>tfw there is no south pole.
>tfw the sun and moon are actually really close.
>tfw GPS hides southern hemisphere flights.
>tfw there are no direct flights anywhere below the equator.
>tfw god might actually exist.
>tfw the story of babel actually happened before 10,000 B.C.
>tfw the sahara desert is only 4000-5000 years old.
>tfw the grand canyon is only 5000 years old.
>tfw the rate of erosion is measurable within decades and if the earth were millions of years, erosion would have made thing much flatter.
>tfw the the was actually a great flood around 5000 B.C.
>tfw you have been lied to your whole life.
>tfw bill nye and that black guy are in on it.
>tfw it all makes sense.
>tfw the earth is basically the center of our universe.
>>5960925
>WOAH Phienchen is this you?
who?
I am me
>>5960916
I can't pull it up right now but they're pretty shitty:
500GB hard drive that's 6 years old and bound to fail soon
Nvidia Geoforce GT 610 (sucks massive ass)
AMD FX 6100
>>5960949
god you're stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOlhPygszo
>>5960943
>There's not much of a story rly, my ex was over to hang out and play some games and he started talking lewd and I was too thirsty to say no, then before I knew it he had me bent over the bed with shimoneta in the background. It sorta turned into an all afternoon thing and now I'm walking kinda funny. o.o;
Did he pee in your butt?
>>5960954
Stop harassing me.
>>5960918
you're killing me
>>5960947
I've tried tucking... i-it's too big, I can't
>>5960953
GT 610... phew. You bought a prebuilt, huh?
At least the FX--
>6100
>Zambezi
I'm so sorry...
>>5960950
so are we like going to hell or what
>>5960957
oh look maddie's crying, do you hear her crying, like we care
>>5960964
;___________;
i guess..i'll just go t-then....
>>5960966
like we care, I don't give a fuck, like we care
>>5960957
>>5960966
I luv u Maddie!
>>5960950
>>5960961
o-oh my
how big?
>>5960971
um, seven inches, why?
I can't tell if my ex is trying to hurt me, or doesn't think of me at all. Either way it hurts a lot. Time to stop trying to be friends.
Time for depression drinking!
>>5960957
Lel, you harassed me today before work maddie, grow thicker hide bitch.
You been neeting about all day or what sugarcup?
>>5960973
I'm already there. Drank a lot of German beer and feeling kinda tipsy
requesting info on nitrogen exit bag
is there any proof it's actually painless? or is it just layperson science?
>>5960976
w-what's wrong
>>5960976
Oh wow, you're pretty cute, how many months HRT?
>>5960961
yeah ;_; I don't know if I should go with AMD or Intel when I do my new build, but I'm going to get a really good graphics card after putting up with the GT 610 for so long
>>5960959
>no. there are no nudes of me on the internet
Sure just like that GERMANYball pillow isnt yours huh?
>>5960972
just curious thats all~
>>5960975
Get over yourself.
>>5960978
I thought you were getting FFS?
>>5960955
N-no, but we did at least a little bit of everything, there was no orifice left untouched by the end of the afternoon. It was a marathon.
>>5960984
but I literally look completely different and Ive bigger tits. I have a big penguin plushie tho :3
>>5960976
YUI!!!!
>>5960978
It's more painful than going forward.
>>5960804
I already have a job offer so I'll go to work right away
>>5960987
Says Anonymous with majority of the post heres, maybe you should stop spamming dude like ery 2nd post is yours yo.
>>5960976
nice shoulders bro
>>5960976
>tfw you are staring into the eyes of a cold calculated thatch
qt but intimidating desu.
>>5960978
oh quit that, you'll be really cute with some cheek tbqh
>>5960982
Um, for AMD I'd recommend the 160$-ish FX-8320 on an MSI 970-gaming board, and for Intel the minimum is an i5-4460 on an H81 or B85 board(assuming 300$+ price point)... I have an i5-4690k and it's good, but the FX-8000s are pretty legit too.
>>5960986
s-so many people have inquired about it today
>>5960988
I want it but I'm probably going to have to spend my savings so far on moving out and trying to find a job
and even if I do get it, what's the fucking point
I can't function as an adult
>>5960976
youre cute can you become my protege ill be sure to pet you when youre good.
>>5960987
>LEAVE MADDIE ALONE, I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO CHASE HER
>>5960990
Maybe you two can do a friends with benefits thing with your ex from now on, just so you wont get thirsty anymore.
>>5960978
you take life too seriously
>>5961000
>hugboxing agp fetishist and stalker edgar
ahahahahahahah
>>5960982
please don't support intel
>>5961003
I'm sorry Robin but you are being ridiculous. I'm only 18 yet I'm wageslaving 12 hour shifts in order to save up to transition, and yes my country doesn't even have welfare so struggling.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and just get off your ass and work. I hope this doesn't come across as mean but it's true.
>>5961010
email me [email protected]
>> waiting to be called a edgelord
>> tfw when theres nothing edgy about my bloody valentine though
i'm watching porn gifs and i hate to scroll is there an easy way to download them and make like an HTML file and like display them all side by side for easy enjoyment?
>>5961010
bet, meet me there 31507
maybe I should try shooting up heroin before hanging myself
that'd be comfortable enough right
I'm worried if I try to long-drop hang myself my dyspraxia will mean the knot fails and I end up just falling and then dying in agony, I really really don't want that, would heroin be enough to not making it feel bad
I'm so shit at everything I'm just terrified of fucking up and leaving myself in excruciating pain, which would kind of defeat the point of doing this shit in the first place
>>5961010
>I'm a boy tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>5961017
No it's not harsh. He literally was proven months ago to have stalked trips here for years on their social media, he posted pictures of himself at fetish groups in BDSM gear, responded to people like a creep and was chased out by the entire general. Apparently people seem to shuffle in the general and people forget that he was literally told to gtfo by like every anon and trip every time he posted.
>>5961026
do you need someone to talk too?
>>5961021
I've got fucking learning difficulties and physical disabilities up the wazoo
I keep browsing job descriptions but there is literally NOTHING I'd be competent at, just like in day-to-day life
I'm fucking pathetic, I wasn't designed to live
>>5961031
o-okay
>>5961032
not really
every time I talk to anybody they end up being driven away by what depressive company I am
can't blame them
I just want everything to stop
>>5961017
But no, go ahead and hugbox him and make him feel welcome until you finally realize it. Just like when people try to get close to Kayla and be nice to her and they don't have a clue that she has been shitting the general up for years.
>>5961009
We tried that for a few months last year and it didn't really work out, it just made me have feels for him again, or rather just stirred up the fact that I wasn't over him, even if by now I'm completely over him.
This is probably an irregular thing, I don't feel that I can handle making it fwb again, there's too much history ;~;
>>5961010
not as cute as you desu :3
>>5961036
nah its cool do you need someone to talk too though?
>>5961033
absolutely feminine
>>5961034
yeah and guess what, they're fucking diagnosed now
and I know other people who have the same shit
and those who have the same problems as me, as severe as me, feel exactly the same way I do
I just don't see them often but they too have no fucking idea how to cope with any of the problems their having but all of them have supportive enough parents they can get by just living with them as adults
I don't have that option, I'd rather stab myself in the fucking throat than move back in with my parents
>>5961033
I have literal autism, but it doesn't mean that I can't wageslave doing some easy admin job. Stop making excuses and get out there.
bitches
>>5961039
>kayla shits up the general
>edgar gets a boner
It's a vicious cycle.
>>5961034
fucking lol'd
>>5961052
this is cute
>>5961037
I mean that one's more hypothetical as I don't have heroin, idk how to shoot up, and I still haven't found a beam anywhere I could tie the noose I tied to, fucking brutalist architecture...
I'm just trying to figure out the least painful, least easy to fuck up method I can
if it gets TOO bad I'll just walk into the kitchen and stick the nearest available knife into my throat but I want to avoid pain entirely if possible
>>5961052
I look at this picture and she reminds me of a suburban mom who would complain about her coffee at starbucks
>>5961048
No, Kayla's been around since cdg, used to spend all his time hating on trannies.
>trips come back
>mtfg is still pathetic
Wowzers
>>5961064
Was this really Kayla?
>>5961064
monster energy hat and pbr can.... im done
>>5961051
I have severe dyspraxia and asthma on top of aspergers, ADD, dyslexia, dysgraphia and discalculia
plus possibl OCD, BPD (and, more likely than those two, PTSD) but I haven't seen a psych yet so those are only tentative
>>5961044
none of that stuff makes me want to kill myself more, if that's the intention, my brain's capable enough, cheers
>>5961048
>like two?
Try five
>>5961066
I wish ufufu adri and ricky would come back
>>5961040
Sleeping : 3
Show me how manly you are mtfg!
This is me!
>>5961076
pouty lips please
>>5961071
I was assuming she'd only been on since /lgbt/ started
Its autism awareness day. I hope all you autists are aware of that.
>>5960994
That's good, are you staying where you're at or moving?
>>5961040
Hi Elanna.
>>5961064
Christ she's so toxic, I wish she would just go.
>>5961068
In her old days.
This screen is just last year.
>>5960836
ok
>>5961072
feel better that they don't have to deal with this shitshow
>>5961084
Uhmm... with yume in the pic?
>>5961083
Holy shit. That's kind of sad.
>>5961087
im not in a good mood so no
>>5961083
I sincerely hope someone who has been lurking on mtfg for a while has saved and documented all of kaylas outbursts. This pic is only one of several similar rants ive seen from her in just a few short months.
>>5961088
YOU'RE CUTER ACCEPT IT REE
>>5961083
Now I feel kind of bad. I was high earlier and started being mean to people, I don't want to come off as Kayla tier.
>>5961088
stop being a lame ass
>>5961097
>>5961088
but I'm looking at your picture~
>>5961090
prolific shitposting tho
>>5961097
http://deploy.loveisover.me/lgbt/
>>5961106
You're a champion.
fuck it, I'm just going to throw myself into the walls some more and hope it makes me dizzy enough I can fall asleep quickly
I'm sorry for inflicting myself on you folks, just know I hate myself just as much as most of you hate me so don't complain to me like it's not something we have in common
>>5961116
Bye.
>>5961088
that was gem using her trip. adri left a while ago
>>5961080
> Autism awareness day is two days after Trans day of visability.
It's the two days of the year where the general population pretends to care about degenerates like myself!
>>5961052
Why are you so nice?
>>5961078
I will fight you
kayla is a bit
you're fucking stupid if you haven't realised that after all these years
>>5961116
i loled. why are you throwing yourself into walls?
>>5961124
know that you're a cute girl~~
>>5961127
pouty pouty pouty, pouty lips
>>5961128
Does that make you a bit as well Yume?
>>5961124
nah its cool i dont want to talk to you anyways
>>5961132
Don't make me hurt you
>>5961092
Public meltdowns usually are.
>>5961128
Well excuse me I was unaware that Kayla was a subsidiary unit of digital storage that makes up a byte.
>>5961107
Her reputation precedes her, I actually remember her posts on /cd/ from not too long after I decided to transition, and that was years ago. After taking a break from imageboards for a few years and seeing that she was still posting I gave her the benefit of a doubt that she would be a little better than back in the day. No such luck.
>>5961140
RIP
also is it just me or did like ten trips leave?
>>5961133
trip on kayla, yume atleast is a fatchick whos cool
>>5961133
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
90% a bit, 10% genuine. I'm generally only ever genuine the hours before I go to sleep, or when I am incredibly deprived of serotonin, such as, right now.
>>5961139
[laugh track]
>>5961146
>fatchick
fat boy
>>5961139
>>5961147
kissu
>>5961137
pah-pah out ee leeps
>>5961083
Holy shit this is from july. That blows my mind. I was shitting on kayla for not having a job and i have been hired five different times in three different states since then.
>>5961139
what do you call 8 kaylas?
A honibyte
>>5961145
She also chased away a lot of newcomers for the crime of looking better than her.
>>5961146
>>5961152
s a d b o y
>>5961154
hi
>>5961157
no i just hate everything and want to die and the daily happenings of my life tend to rape my mind of serotonin
>>5961157
what happened to the biggest ones?
>>5961083
someone post the nice anna version
>>5961124
;~;
>>5961090
Pretty good, just chilling before heading off to bfs house. What are you up to?
>>5961145
Most people leave when they start passing.
>>5961147
I thought you were on here to get transgrills to suck your gt.
>>5961161
mwah mwah mwah
pou poupou pouty lips
>>5961145
yeah, he fended them all off
also he isn't even trans
>>5961168
; ~~~ ;
How do I calm down my dysphoria until I can start HRT?
Any tips other than alcohol?
>>5961168
RIP Cheska
>>5961170
but looked p. good last I saw
>>5961166
ive been here since /cd/ back in 2011
>>5961169
Stop teasing
>>5960978
Just get it over with already, you retarded sack of shit
How many times do we have to go through this?
(and make sure you stream it)
>>5961166
>Most people leave when they start passing.
pretty sure thats a meme
most people leave when they start having a life, thats not really related to passing.
>>5961173
Wear cute things
