Say a civil war breaks out in your country tomorrow, between the alt left and the alt right. Leading the charge of the alt left is Tumblr, and the alt right is /pol/
Who do you side with? Do you fight with them to help their vision of society reach fruition?
Choose wisely. Keep in mind:
If tumblr wins
>trannies have full access to meds and surgical procedures
>trannies are treated as their preferred gender by society
>gay marriage is upheld
>Cis lesbian TERFs are forced to date transwomen for enrichment
>sjws fully control the government
>being Cis het essentially becomes a crime
>poorly designed commie rainbow uniforms, with special flags for your own gender/sexual identity
>we all must adapt to whatever new made-up gender or sexuality they come up with
If /pol/ wins
>hot traps are kept as sex toys, hons are sent to gas chambers
>gay men are asked to join the military to prove their worth as a man or be executed
>lesbians are generally used for porn, and are heavily urged to be bisexual for breeding master race children
>Patriarchy becomes real and all shots are called by Cis white men. Voting is abolished, we are at their mercy.
>stylish Hugo boss uniforms
>most of us die in the ovens, but the ones left over are the absolute pinnacle of our kind
alt left
i'm kind of an sjw, and i sometimes have fantasies of being some kind of political commissar in a tumblr dictatorship — mostly just because this confirms /pol/'s worst nightmares about the left
also
>>5949181
>thinking that's what /pol/s world would look like and that all sexual minorities wouldn't be immediately sent to gas chambers
>>5949181
/pol/ because I'm a hateful person and very authoritarian myself, so no "everyone is beautiful and a winner and equal" bullshit. I'm all for fucking whoever you like and behaving however you like behind closed doors. Though we need a strict moral code in public life to be functional as a society, and allowing too much is counter-productive. People naturally tend to become retarded chimps when left alone with their freedom fantasies.
>>5951153
>not knowing about /pol/'s trap fetish
Jesus, neither.
>>5951182
i think that's a minority of idiots who don't really understand the repercussions of their own political philosophy.
seriously, the "NAZI STRONG!!!11 XD fascism lmao, but traps are okay if they're qt :3" mindset is the most retarded internet ideology of all time
>>5951189
One will win against the other and install their version of dictatorship. Bullets are flying in your neighborhood, no way out. You must choose
>>5949181
/pol/ would win if only because tumblr is mostly 12-15 year old girls that are generally opposed to guns and the military.
>>5951194
I wholly agree- and believe me it's not my own ideology, just an extrapolated fantasy based on trends
yeah /pol/ocracy is a nightmare for anyone but /pol/ really
>the dream of living in a quasi-authoritarian SJW/tumblr society where racists etc. are shunned and imprisoned, while you live as a regional governor who runs daily kangaroo court show trials where white male /pol/ and reddit idiots are embarrassed publicly. Your legions of elite tumblr storm troopers enforce a harmonious culture of equality and social justice across the land while you live in a palace with your harem of twinks.
>>5949181
/pol/, it is pretty obvious who will win this, but my reasons would be;
1. Their uniforms will be sexy, you all know why.
2. The Traps will be classy and cute, hons will be exterminated.
3. Patriarchy is preferable women are fucking retards. Willing to sell out their culture for feelings.
4. Their ethics may be wrong sometimes but at least they have them.
5. I don't want to see or live in a world where the normal, and the good for our species (the family) is ridiculed.
I honestly don't see what's so bad about tumblr winning. Sure, you'd have to play along with their bullshit and pick some meaninglessness labels for yourself so you aren't considered cishet, but that's pretty harmless, just annoying, compared to the /pol/ regime. I'd sooner be a homoromantic homosexual demiboy than be forced into the military.
>>5951230
This is also why tumblr will never win. /pol/ is more than likely willing to kill people and do military shit. Blogging will not stop them.
>>5951198
Well obviously I'd just shoot the /pol/ guys and let the Tumblr guys shoot themselves. Which they would do.
>>5949181
Gonna have to go with /pol/, I'm a cishet able-bodies white male. I literally check no oppression boxes, so /pol/ world would probably be my best bet.
why is there some idea that the average /pol/ person understands violence or strategy any more than some tumblrina?
we shouldn't kid ourselves, /pol/ isn't some elite group of special forces operatives or nazi paramilitary thugs — they're just as, if not more, stupid and impotent as the average 13 year old tumblr person.
>>5951246
This
If you quickly assume /pol/ will win, you've never seen one of the "am I white?" threads
>>5951255
Maybe, but owning a firearm puts them miles ahead of the tumblrite. If the tumblrite had a firearm they would probably need a safe space or they would shoot themselves with it.
>trannies have full access to meds and surgical procedures
They already do. Nobody does complex medical procedures and surgery without fair pay, however.
>trannies are treated as their preferred gender by society
They already are. Not everyone is going to agree on things, much less accepting serious mental disorder as "normal".
>gay marriage is upheld
It's not possible to married if you're gay under God or nature. The state already recognizes your legal rights, despite it having nothing to do with "marriage".
>Cis lesbian TERFs are forced to date transwomen for enrichment
I don't know why you'd want to put yourselves through that hell, but okay.
>sjws fully control the government
Implying they don't and haven't for decades.
>being Cis het essentially becomes a crime
It'll be the best fag utopia until the human race dies out in one generation.
>poorly designed commie rainbow uniforms, with special flags for your own gender/sexual identity
Gay.
>we all must adapt to whatever new made-up gender or sexuality they come up with
Isn't that how it already works?
>>5949181
/pol/ every time because they'll win no matter what
>tumblr wins
>SJWs say we need to integrate the remaining /pol/ members
>let /pol/ settle in country, vote, and recieve govt assistance
>Brussels all over again
>>5951246
>why is there some idea that the average /pol/ person understands violence or strategy any more than some tumblrina?
Understanding violence and strategy requires studying human history, something tumblrinas don't do, otherwise they wouldn't be tumblrinas. It's exactly like how people who don't understand economics embrace socialism.
tumblr wins easily
>social justice thinking is much more of a status quo ideology than /pol/'s beliefs
>more intelligent, establishment people in positions of power are SJW-aligned
>/pol/ and the right is just as, if not more, fragmented than tumblrpeople
>despite their violence fetish, /pol/ doesn't actually know anything about strategy or the use of force
>minorities (or basically anyone among the billions of people hated by /pol/) will, by default, side with tumblr
goodnight forever /pol/
>>5949181
Fuck that. I'm raising a coup. I'm a narcissistic lesbian for the eradication of sjws, males, and any sexuality not homosexual.
>>5951310
And I say again, /pol/ doesn't have to know shit they start shooting and tumblrinas are catatonic on the floor needing a safe space. You don't need any tactics or cohesion when fighting literal grownup babies. There are certainly /pol/sters who know history and know tactics they can coordinate the dregs.
>>5951306
>thinks /pol/ understands human history or economics
if there is a problem with SJW thinking, it's that it exists/is most relevant almost exclusively within academic sociology/cultural studies circles. While tumblrinas obviously aren't following that kind of stuff, the politics themselves are rooted in some system of beliefs about humanity (postmodernism, whatever), whereas /pol/ just hates black people and thinks that nazis had cool uniforms.
>>5951334
/pol/ is much more than that. If this is what you think you don't know your enemy and will lose because of it.
>>5949181
the two options are even worse that our shitty retarded president.
>>5949181
Question for the Trump side, do they still hold up the scientists can't go to war thing? Or would I be wasting my Ph.D by being sent into the marines?
>>5949181
Both sides are equally insane and anyone that unironically picks a side should be euthanized for the good of mankind.
>>5951357
I have not heard of this. I know some people with masters degrees that went into the marines as infantry.
>>5951334
>if there is a problem with SJW thinking, it's that it exists/is most relevant almost exclusively within academic sociology/cultural studies circles.
It exists the only place it can exist, on paper.
>While tumblrinas obviously aren't following that kind of stuff, the politics themselves are rooted in some system of beliefs about humanity (postmodernism, whatever)
But that's exactly where they get it from. Postmodernism, SJW, multi-culturalism = Cultural Marxism. It's infected American academia since the 60's, and with the advancement of degeneracy in modern culture, mixed with viral nature of the internet, this nonsense has exploded. If you took any SJW cunt's tumblr and took their name off of it, you'd never know whose was whose.
>whereas /pol/ just hates black people and thinks that nazis had cool uniforms.
It's tactically unwise to misunderstand under-estimate your "enemies".
>>5949181
Yeah fuck that let them duke it out in the kiddie sandbox while real adults handle these complicated matters.
>>5951376
>unironically using the word 'degeneracy'
>>5951381
it is what it is mr skeleton
>>5951368
Yeah but generally if you get past the bachelors and you volunteer you are placed in some lab somewhere making WMD's that the UN hasn't been able to ban yet.
>>5951388
Or a lot of them go to OCS.
But if I remember correctly he saw combat in Iraq. Or at least he was in some convoys that had been IEDed I remember driving with him to Denver and they had these hose like things across the road to count the cars driving across and he would not go across it. He almost killed us slamming on the breaks to avoid running this thing over. He got out of the car and had me drive across this counter strip.
>>5951423
Damn, I have a lot of family like that. My great uncle kinda went the opposite way, he has this weird immortality complex cause stuff like a grenade falling into a bunker he was in killing literally everyone inside but him kept happening. Now he's a lineman in Alaska rich as hell and he's gonna give me all his guns when he dies. No fucking clue what to do with em though.
Sorry sidetracked.
Guess maybe go with /pol/ if they actually try to fix the environmental shit hole we've made and fund science, I feel like the tumblr shit would probably defund the sciences as they are "sexist"
>>5949181
Side with the left, but don't do any active fighting - will probably just continue life as normal for as long as I can, maybe help with supplies or banners if I'm obliged to.
If tumblr wins, go live my life as usual, happy for my trans friend who will finally have access to all that medical stuff he needs without it costing a fuckton of money. The fact that my parents and straight cis friends are essentially criminals now sucks, but I will explain them all about non-binary genders and sexualities, so that they can come out as genderfluid or demisexual or whatever and fit right in, or continue being trated like criminals if they are too proud to do so - I will love and support them anyway, even if the society is against them. Will wear my uniform and memorise whatever pronouns others want, because why not.
If /pol/ wins, will once again continue to live my life as I used to, this time being really worried for my gay friend who has to join the military despite his health problems, and for a lesbian friend who migh have to start doing porn and be urged to sleep with dudes now, even though she's still in college and already has a career in mind, no time for porn. Won't get to vote, which also sucks, but oh well, I can live with this. Being a bisexual woman, I probably won't be burned in an oven (which is good) or get to wear a stylish uniform (which is bad), but will be expected to have kids, which I'm not particularly keen on right now - maybe in future, when I'm financially and emotionally stabile enough.
I prefer the "tumblr wins" scenario, to be honest.
/pol/, because I see homosexuality as the mental illness that it is. It would be a great way to vent my own self loathing.
Definitely tumblr. Nothing good would come out of the religious idiots at /pol/ ruling .
Alt right. I'm a gutless hon and it would be great for someone to be nice enough to gas me. I'm also not foolish enough to think that the gunphobes would win a war against the gun nuts.
>>5952448
Honestly I'd say only about a third of them are religious. They have a pretty healthy bullshit detector at times.
tumblr honestly, because I think it'd be a whole lot easier to play 'Oppression Olympics' in a semi-democratic system and have a functioning (if incredibly inefficient and asinine) government that way. /pol/ would just be purge, purge, coup, invading Russia in the winter, purge, civil war, more purges, and eventual societal collapse.
>>5949181
if tumblr wins
>Islam becomes dominant religion and we enter new dark age
>all outed members of the lgbt community are executed
>right wing conservatism reigns supreme
if /pol/ wins
>kek becomes the dominant religion
>all outed members of the lgbt community are executed
>right wing conservatism reigns supreme
FTFY
>>5951230
until we progress a few more years and now trannies are oppressive to the latest meme genders/sexualities/yet unknown qualifiers
alt-left
I've seen what the alt-right is capable of doing, and I wouldn't feel safe under their regime.
>>5949181
>Patriarchy becomes real
Implying it already isn't
just end me
