Lesbian General: Spring cleaning edition
Let's start fresh. New memes. New dreams. New techniques to acquire a girlfriend.
To all girls with black hair and brown eyes: I will give you all of my money and at minimum one (1) orgasm per day if you be my qtgf.
First for screaming into the void
>>5942725
hmmm. texas?
>>5942725
Pay for my hairstylist and I'll dye my hair black for you, anon, just to get the orgasms and cuddles.
>>5942746
>Yes. Anon, where are you in Texas? I am disproportionately excited that random flirting on lesgen isn't cross-continental.
It's cool I ugly gasped too.
San Antonio.
man I need to get on the skype group.
pls don't be trans
I want to get rid of some moles on my face. But I fear the scars.
>>5942766
I'm in Austin! That's not even far! It's like an hour or so! I'm not in the Skype group, either. Maybe I should, if there's lucky chances like you joining in. Are you a polyglot? I swoon pretty far for bilingual beauties.
>>5942725
>>5942736
>tfw also black hair and brown eyes
>tfw in atl
>>5942746
Make me you nerd.
>>5942775
Post a pic-inic so we can tell you if they're bad or not
>>5942813
Hey girl I'm from Atlanta too ;) Recently moved here
>>5942813
Why does his wall have a vagina
>>5942784
Awe yeah I speak spanish. But it's texmex accent shit so it could piss off some autistic mexicans. I love austin. Man I should have gone there with my sister this past week.
I'll join the group soon. Prob within the week I'm just procrastinating on making a new skype.
>>5942868
I'm going to have to sign up. I'm signing up.
>>5942902
>what the fuck i--ohhhhhhhh.
>>5942902
Twig for five seconds then pooka immediately after.
Advice needed. How do you convey to your girlfriend that you get really turned on really fucking often and it all gets directed at them?
>>5942988
Begin to masturbate every time she enters the room.
>>5942988
kiss her neck when you get turned on
or ya know other basic word based communication like telling her "you're hot and I am stupid horny too often". If she's not as horny as you are ask if she wants to just make out while you touch yourself.
>>5942988
Are you the OP of the current Yurirei thread on /u/?
>>5942818
They aren't bad, no hair or even raised skin. They're just smack dab in the middle of my forehead. It's distracting.
>>5942944
>>5942945
I do love art....
>>5942823
Sweet. Where did you move from? The dating pool here is abysmally small, though. But that could just be the misanthropic loser with only straight friends in me talking.
>>5942828
You mean you don't have a wall pussy in your home?
>>5942902
What am i looking at
>>5942988
Seriously? Why not just tell her that you get really turned on by her? Why would she be offended by that? Are you afraid to come across as clingy or suffocating?
>>5942725
>tfw someone actually likes dark hair and eyes
Oh gosh.
>>5943219
A twig, obviously.
>>5942988
I often used a come-fuck-me kiss.
>>5943219
nether regions...
>>5943251
I've gone out with many dark beauties.
>>5943258
Yep, just a twig...
My parents know I'm gay but we agreed it was best to not tell most of the family because they are kind of religious and might now dig it.
I took my girlfriend to our family Easter get together as my "friend" and it was pretty enjoyable.
The senpai even liked her fruit cake pie thing.
>>5943324
Don't be a little bitch anon, just be out if they're extended family. It just makes you look like you're ashamed if you're taking your partner to family functions but calling her your friend/roommate. If you don't take it seriously they won't either. And they'll know or guess. If they don't know already, they'll figure it out when she keeps coming around.
Say this as someone who corrected my mom every time she called my girlfriend my "roommate" for a year. Now she uses her name and invites her to family functions on her own. Not huge strides, but an improvement.
>>5943324
Is that a pavlova? I want one.
>>5943213
TIL that my uterus is Deoxys Defense Form
>>5943324
My parents used me being gay as an excuse to finally cut ties with the more religious family.
Sometimes when they say they're coming into town she lies and says I'm staying over with my girlfriends so that they won't stay.
But my mom also just super loves me and is overprotective of her children and always always hated the super religious extended family.
At least your gf is cute and cooks.
>>5943324
>tfw no family things ever because nobody in my family can stand each other
girls are so soft
inside and out
I never fingered myself but having some fingers in another girl is bliss
>coaching babydyke friend through her first time with a girl
>tfw proud, but also sex-starved and now horny
>>5943361
Eyyy let's pogeymans.
>>5942725
I thought blue eyes and blonde hair was all the rage?
>>5943398
Why not give her a practical lesson?
>>5943408
Blue eyes and blonde hair can eat my shorts, I'm all about that dark. On black, brown, tan, peach, or pale it's all so lovely.
>>5943398
If the friendship doesn't matter to you see if they want a third.
If it does then go looking on OKCupid or Craigslist if you're trash (shady as fuck, I know, but we're practically immune to STDs anyway). It usually takes a few days but I don't have trouble getting laid that way when I do.
>>5943408
Red hair is best hair. Platinum blonde is cute though.
>>5943414
She lives three states away, else I would.
>>5943336
Well, honestly I don't care about most of them, only a few cousins and a couple aunts and uncles that I actually like they know already.
I don't want my grandma to know because she is super old so she probably won't be around that much longer.
I don't even think she would care really or that she doesn't already kinda know because she used to joke about me not liking boys but still.
>>5943354
I'm not sure what it is called but it was yummy.
It was like a tart or something, I dunno I don't cook.
>>5943367
That is kinda funny.
There is something more to the family stuff we have, I'm not sure what exactly, I think a lot of the family was mad my grandparents moved so close to my parents or something.
I'm fairly certain there is money involved and it's kind of a shame but our family stuff is always huge and a terrible mixture of actual happiness in seeing each other and borderline hatred of seeing some of the others.
>>5943425
>red hair with blonde body hair
it's weird, everyone thinks I have no eyebrows
plus pubes are easy to hide
>>5943398
I wish I had a friend to coach me...
>>5943430
Sounds like a good weekend away if you ask me.
>>5943440
I've got light brown hair with some hint of red in it and I love it, but it also means I've got dark body hair.
>>5943440
Why is that so common? My brother is the reverse, he has blonde hair but a red beard.
>>5943439
Oh no, that looks more like a tart to me. You other picture looked different. Pavlova is similar but with a meringue base and cream, the covered in fruit. Usually strawberries and kiwi fruit but you can throw on whatever you like. It's an Australian thing.
What are English words for eating someone out? All I know of sound ugly. I like "lick" in my native language but sounds worse translated. What's your favorite term?
>>5943446
Fear not! Lesgen will be here to coach you through your first time.
>captcha: beaver dam rd
>>5943476
I like "eating" just fine. Any other phrases for it are kitschy and euphemistic.
>>5943476
Eating someone out desu senpai. Going down on someone. Everything else sounds weird.
>>5943476
tongue paddling the pink canoe
>>5943489
lapping at the ol pleasure button
>>5943405
Just caught muh Snorlax in Pokemon Red yesterday, anon.
>>5943324
>family is crazy suspicious of other people
>absolutely hates having non-related company for holiday dinners unless you're literally about to get married
Even if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be able to bring her over for the holidays.unless i had already put a ring on it
>>5943375
I envy you
>>5943476
"Going down" is pretty acceptable, but honestly eating out is standard, no-one minds it even if it sounds a bit ugly
>>5943476
ehhhh bbygurl Imma tongue lash your nice slice til you need corrective shoes to help uncurl your toes
>>5943361
Now I can't unsee it.
>>5943405
I need to start playing ORAS again, but I'm afraid I don't like it as much as the others. Supertraining is really fun though.
>>5943476
Screaming into the void. In all seriousness though, what >>5943481 said. What's your native tongue? (Pun not intended or whatever.)
>>5943479
>>5943398
>tfw emotionally broken and will never get laid again
>>5943439
>That is kinda funny.
>There is something more to the family stuff we have, I'm not sure what exactly, I think a lot of the family was mad my grandparents moved so close to my parents or something.
>I'm fairly certain there is money involved and it's kind of a shame but our family stuff is always huge and a terrible mixture of actual happiness in seeing each other and borderline hatred of seeing some of the others.
Oh wow that's weirdly how my family kinda was. For a good while there was a lot of drama because grandma moved in with us. Other family got salty over it because we're the poorest. Not like poverty dirt but ya know mom got pregnant in her teens and people bitch over money and shit. Other aunts and uncles got mad grandma would rather live in a smaller house than live with any one of them in a bigger place or take anyone up on some offer for some fancy expensive nursing home. Then she left everyone out of will but my mom and uncle and that further pissed people even though she has no property or anything of value but maybe a few hundred in the bank at any given time.
We love grandma but the good thing about her death will be it'll mean mom can cut them all off. She doesn't give a shit if they take or give money she just hates all their shit with passion.
But that's just her side. There's maybe 3 cousins and 2 uncles on the whole side that are cool. Everyone else absolute shit. Thankfully my dads side is pretty great.
>>5943476
Some people will still use "giving/getting head" even for females, but don't ever use this.
>>5943533
Want to be broken together, anon?
how fun is touching your vagina to another vagina
>>5943596
I think you have to be really flexible or something to get anything out of it. Sinn Sage seems to get a lot of mileage out of it but every time I've tried it's ended in us both laughing our asses off and giving up.
Grinding on each other's thighs though is some good shit, would recommend.
>>5943555
I use it. Because I think it's useful for complimenting a girl. And it sounds better to me than "I just got eaten out". "She just gave me head. Shit was so cash."
>>5943610
Yeah, I think using the phrase is fine. Clit == head, whatever.
>>5943596
You've got to have some strong hips to get a good enough range of motion for it to be worth it. When I tried it the enjoyment was more psychological than physical. The thought that out vaginas were rubbing together was way more fun than the bit of friction it actually made.
>>5943581
Sure thing. I've got a few good years on this spinning ball of dirt left. Why not. Let's get broken together.
Can two women rub vaginas and boobs together while kissing? Like a lesbian missionary position. I'm skinny and decently fit so I don't see what would create any problems.
>>5943474
She used to cook on a cruise boat when she first became an American so she makes lots of pretty good food.
>>5943537
I'm honestly not to sure, I mean I always got the feeling it was partly over money but there is more.
Like one of my hateful aunts accused my mom of moving because she promised her an organ and didn't want to give it to her but she never actually needed it so I don't know.
Also there was a weird like two years when I was a kid where one of my nuttier aunt and uncles had "adopted" this really mentally ill man and was taking checks he got from the government. He ended up hurting one of their kids I'm not really sure on the details because I was kind of young but she stayed with us for a few days until they found him other living arrangements.
Our like, richest family member kept trying to get grandma to live with her after grandpa died but she wouldn't because her son was a druggie and stole her medication once.
The same cousin was staying a few weeks in the country with a different aunt and uncle and while my uncle was at work he threatened my aunt with a knife until she wrote him a check and he left. He also made his girlfriend punch me at our cousin's funeral because I wouldn't give them the keys to my car for an hour.
I feel like I could go on and on and it's making me a bit bitter that I bother hiding my love of boobies from them.
>>5943647
Straightfag get out reeee
>>5943476
kissing the other tongue
>>5943664
Tipping the velvet
>>5943652
>all that drama
Ya know the best thing about that is if they all have shit they can't give you shit. Or they can but you could just throw their own drama back at them.
>some family give me shit for being gay
>isn't your son a registered sex offender and your daughter a heroin addict?
>better a lesbian than a kid getting pregnant at 16 right?
Biscum here, would it be bad if I stopped by a lesbian cafe? I'm pretty quiet and feeling kind of desperate. I'm a virgin btw
>>5943689
>lesbian cafe
What, where is this? I didn't know those existed.
Nothing wrong with you fucking a lesbian if you want to, no. Tell her straight out that it's just a casual thing for you first though, don't lead her on, etc.
>>5943633
Er, do you have Skype or an email address you'd like to share?
>>5943689
I mean, unless they have a sign that says "NO BISLUTS" I'm pretty sure lesbian cafes are fine with bi women lf women.
Where do you even find a lesbian cafe anyway.
>>5943689
Where is it? Creating my own lesbian cafe is my dream, but I don't know how to go about doing it.
Also it's fine just don't start talking about how many dicks you've sucked
>>5943408
it's overrated and meme tier.
>>5943633
lol are you always this sad? I bet your real fun at parties.
>>5943730
They were a thing in 1920s high society Paris, but no, not a modern one as far as I know.
10/10 idea would go drink coffee and read in silence with other lesbians though
>>5943730
Watching too much Faking It?
>>5943738
There's some in big cities. It's pretty niche but it's catching on a bit.
>>5943743
Whaaaaaat. I'm in the Bay Area, Google Maps is showing nothing. Know of one here?
>>5943743
I want access to the lesbian cafe. If the biscum gets to go I sure as hell get to go.
So last Friday I saw an ex girlfriend who's dad beat the crap out of me when I was in HS after he caught me climbing out of her bedroom window.
I was never allowed to see her again and the amount of contact we had after that was basically emailing once telling each other we were fine and her assuring me her dad hadn't beat the crap out of her too.
She told me how badly she felt about all that and asked if I was seeing anyone and when I said no she said she'd like to make it up to me sometime and started whispering lewd Spanish in my ear.
Lewd Spanish must me my weakness because I followed her home and spent most of the weekend at her place.
>>5943754
>>5943756
Idk about bay area but I feel like there's gotta be one there of all places. I know I went to one when in australia and saw like 2 in new york, though idk if that was really a lesbian cafe/bookstore or just a cafe/bookstore that attracted a ton of lesbians. Also heard of one in london.
>>5943706
My rampant paranoia and anxiety makes handing out personal information and shit a nightmare for me. Are you on the Skype group?
>>5943732
I've just learned that the best way to manage your expectations is to not have any.
>>5943796
Yes, I am. We might know each other already!
>>5943019
welp! that's my on switch.
one kiss to the neck and I'm on.
>>5943738
I would totally go to one too, and I don't even like coffee.
I want a massage from a sexy masseuse is that too much to ask? Also, I want a check up from a sexy doctor, appointment with a sexy dentist, and I really friendly sexy teacher. When I remake the world everyone in a professional setting must be a gorgeous woman.
>>5943766
Please tell me the piece of shit got in trouble for that. Good for you in the end though I guess maybe perhaps?
I'm having a bad week. How much more suffering must I go through before it "gets better"? I just want one girl to like me, or at least a friend. I have a lot of things about me that i need to fix but FUCK even the fat autistic bislut weebs at my school have friends.
The girl I'm into confessed to me that she has been having several sleep paralysis episodes in the past months, and that it runs in her family.
Is it okay to find this cute/hot? Like, feeling her waking up scared and reaching for me in the middle of the night as I am the only one who can make her feel safe, then sleeping with her face buried in my shoulder/neck. Perfect.
>>5944016
They're probably less judgemental than you. Funny thing, being condescending and contemptuous really is socially isolating.
>>5944065
fat weeb spotted
>>5944061
I get sleep paralysis. I can't speak or move or reach out to someone when it happens, it really sucks.
>>5944065
you're on 4chan senpai
>>5944061
she's probably gonna punch you in the face accidentally coming out of it
but really just check any other mental issues. I know I've seen drug addicts develop that and it's common in people with bipolar disorder
Why do you all have problems sleeping? Like get it together whacko.
^^^
>complanes about others insomnia
>is awake with insomnia
>>5944144
>>5944144
Go fuckin' figure. Even sleep specialist doctors couldn't help me.
lesgen, what it do?
i miss talking to this chick, but she cant stand me,
how do i get her to talk to me again?
>>5943446
>>5943479
i definitely need a couch, going to to have sex soon and i'm nervous about not being able to finger her correctly (including finding it!)
>>5944220
why would you have sex on a bed, if you could have sex on a bed?
>>5944230
couch*
>>5943990
No, I lied about how I got hurt to my parents because I didn't want to cause her more trouble than I had already.
He almost didn't catch me but I slid in the gravel at my car and smashed into it hard enough that I couldn't get up before he grabbed me.
He jerked me off the ground and punched me so hard in the stomach that I couldn't hear what he was yelling at me. Then he started punching me in the head and ribs.
She got there a bit behind him and was screaming at him to stop and he only did once she was like "DAD SHE IS 16 SHE IS IN HIGH SCHOOL!" and I dunno I guess he didn't want to beat up a high schooler so he starts yelling at her to go back to the house and I just laid there for a really long time.
It took me like 20 to get up and then a long time to find my keys in the dark because I had them in my hand and had dropped them when I crashed into my car.
>>5944240
Normies getting rekt make me smile.
Where can I upload lewd Webms for /lesgen/?
>>5944240
Wow some people...
>>5944282
Here
>>5944317
It won't let me because of size and sound.
>>5944320
maxfile.ro
pomf.cat
uguu.se
>>5943596
Ex-gf was on t for a while and had a clit the size of a AA battery. I wouldn't get off but I could ride the bitch till dawn of she wouldn't tap out
Where the fuck are the buff butches at. All I ever find are the scrawny tomboys.
>>5944340
doin' god's work little one.
https://d2.maxfile.ro/ecriiiogfx.webm
>>5944362
Future buff soft butch, reporting in.
>>5942988
>How do you convey to
with words
"...[i] get really turned on really fucking often and it all gets directed at [you]"
>>5943977
le sigh
When I started with my current GP doc she had just finished her residency. Oh did she look so heavenly good back then, but she was married and pregnant. 22 years later she still looks very good. About 2 years after her husband died, she finally runs into me in town and asks me out immediately. We're now married. She's sleeping while her work clothes dry. I'll take them out and hang them up when they are done. Then I'll join her in bed.
>>5944198
Respect her wishes, and move on. I'm sure you'd want somebody in to respect your wishes if you were in her shoes.
>>5944362
i think they became ftm and started going after gay men
>>5943977
I want to live in a mansion in Namibia with two sexy concubines as I spend my days writing my internationally best selling novels, occasionally doing conventions so I can interact with my fans.
We can all dream...
>>5944431
Ftms are great too.
>>5944487
Really, you'd go for an FtM? Even after T? They end up looking exactly like men.
My current gf has this problem where she really likes butch/andro women and they all end up transitioning eventually, she gets kind of choked up every time
>>5944509
I like the big clits... Makes me sound like a total chaser but mid-transition is great too
>>5944517
WAaaat why, they literally look like pic related. "Mid transition" they just look like pimply teenage dudes. That's some dedication to the clit, like the inverse of my dick aversion.
>>5944530
If you can catch em before they start getting pimply ftms are usually pretty buff from the t. And the little whiskers are fun to play with.
>>5944553
No lesbian would like a ftm. They're pretty much dudes without a dick.
>>5944530
I still get amazed at how FtMs transition so well. Sometimes they still get 'gay voice' or are too short, but otherwise...I wonder if that's why MtF are more visible. Because they don't have as much of a choice in the matter.
>>5944696
Probably. Testosterone is strong as fuck if you look at literally any man on the planet. It's no wonder that you're going to have a hard time reversing that shit
>>5944740
On a scale from 1-10, lesgen, how off-putting would it be if a girl had a pet snake?
>>5944748
0, snakes are qts.
>>5944748
1
I like snakes. They're cool.
>>5944748
0, I love snakes.
>>5944748
0, snakes are cute. I used to love catching them when I was a kid.
>>5944748
0, I think they're super adorable. Plus a girl better know how to handle animals, they're wonderful.
>>5944748
10. Except for domesticated cats and dogs, animals should be left to themselves in the wild. I mountain bike and come across snakes all the time, usually sunning themselves on the trail. They're beautiful in their natural habitat.
>>5944061
>>5944081
Everyone gets sleep paralysis, we're just not supposed to be conscious while having it.
I practice lucid dreams and go through it often, there's nothing creepy about it if you control the shit. You can even try to control the hallucination and make a qt sit on you and make out with you.
What the heck are you even waiting for?
>>5944748
0, duh.
>tfw no gf with pet snake to murder annoying people on the street
>>5944880
Every time I try lucid dreaming I get this horrible static feeling in my head, which makes me feel like I need to wake up or I'm going to die.
>>5945058
While you're having sleep paralysis?
I mean yeah, sleep paralysis feels always sort of extremely painful, like you're going to die, but it's just a "lik", it's meaningless pain, since pain=something wrong=danger, and it's not the case.
>>5944084
And I have two friends, who hang around me because they're depressed shits too. Forcing some self-awareness isn't hypocritical.
>>5944487
You're not even gay. You're gross. Go away, hetfag.
>>5944016
>>5944240
You shoulda sued him.
>>5944748
10. I don't like one eyed trouser snakes.
>co-worker unexpectedly took a radical sabbatical for the rest of the school year effective today
>suddenly the co-teacher in the class room
>we have no assistant or parapro for the rest of the year
>parent conferences are tomorrow
>literally tearing my hair out I'm so nervous
I mean he was kind of a jerk sometimes and slapped me on the butt like, twice which was weird, but I've known him since I was 11 and I can't help but feel bad for him because I think he was actually fired or at least suspended.
>>5943800
I'm actually not on the Skype group yet. But once I join, we can chat! :3
>tfw anxiety even makes socializing on the internet daunting
>>5944748
I love snek
>>5945915
>he was actually fired or at least suspended
What did he do for it, he fucked a student?
>tfw no gf
>>5944430
Well, When you put it like that.
>>5944509
Ew. Why. <---- rhetorical
>>5944748
Uhh. Not at all. More like a -10
>>5945934
He's been on thin ice for a while. He's been the subject of numerous complaints in the past and a lot of people in the school refuse to work with him because he thinks some functions of the classroom are beneath him so he spends a lot of time sitting. He can also be bossy, abrasive and controlling.
The problem is that parents have started making similar complaints about him too. It's also abundantly clear that he plays favorites. Unfortunately he also has his little "least" favorites and he's started bullying them. He purposefully sat on a little girl's doll and when she said to him "Don't squish my baby." he just looked at her and refused to move. Parents have seen/heard about him doing shit like that and let the director know. (I've talked to the director and the counselor myself so I feel partly responsible.)
He's been on probationary status since the beginning of the year. I'm not sure what made him get tipped over the edge. He just stormed out in the middle of the day today after speaking with the director. Then the director told me what was going on after school ended. She didn't say why, though.
>>5945915
>slapped me on the butt like, twice
>I've known him since I was 11
why the fuck would he think that's okay?
>>5945944
>iktf
Can we make something like this, lesgen?
https://twitter.com/T_co_A/status/713646393953378305
>>5945974
I have no clue. To be fair one of the times he slapped my ass was with a rake and not his hand.
>>5945967
Well, he sounds like an awful asshole.
>>5945982
>wants lesgen to do something
You must be new here. Only thing Lesgen does is complaining about tfw no gf.
>>5945982
Why does that look like the quickest way to spread hepatitis type B? (Aka herpes)
>>5945982
>that drunk man in white so wasted he can barely open his eyes to see all the girls kissing each other
>>5945982
For those of us who don't read moon runes, what's going on?
Looks like a "kiss all the girls in the room" party.
>>5946026
Looks like an anime OP party, and the OP playing is from Sakura Trick, a yuri series about cute girls doing cute girls. Look up the OP in YT to understand.
>>5946032
sounds like some shit tier cartoon
>>5946005
Those arn't the same sti. Herpes are coldsores.
>>5946032
Why can't I get invited to these kinds of things? I want a qt Japanese gf boohoo etc..
Serously though, I still don't understand? So they dance around to OPs and mimick whatever's on screen? Did someone deliberately put Sakura Trick on to make all the girls kiss?
I don't understand Japan at all.
>>5943766
I think I know you from another thread, did her father run after you one time when you were with your ex after getting out of his truck and was constantly threatening you?
>>5945915
I love snake, too! The meat has a pleasant, greasy quality and there's so much of it per animal!
I agreed to go to karaoke this Saturday night on a date.
I have social anxiety.
What the fuck am I doing, lesgen?
>>5946055
The anime was shit-tier, yes. The manga is fine.
[spoiler]Swap Swap is a better Sakura Trick.[/spoiler]
me - 22, prolly bi, shy, insecure, 5/10, boring, shes my #1 thing ever
she - 21, 100%les, outgoing, confident, 9/10, goddess, im her umm 6 or 7th gf..
how is it possible were together, almost 4months now
idk, but, to the point - more and more sexytime
i have some strange issues(?) so its often like,
were making out,
her hand slipping under my pants,
and im like - omg,panic,stop
IDKWHY
she still tells me its ok
also i have troubles satisfying her, i mean thats how i feel it is, but im afraid to ask
afraid i can lose her
'but its ok, really, stop worrying, dummy'
i feel lik its not
its not
i dont want to lose her
im pathetic
can i change
how
slap me hard pls
>>5946094
The anime was only good for the animated kisses and lesbian physics.
>>5946102
Stop writing like a retard and off yourself, bishit.
>>5946103
The three frame lesbian kisses with gumby-tier giraffe necks? You have some low, low standards.
Male here. I have some questions
1) How do lesbians meet? Gay bars are for men as far as I know
2) How do lesbians have sex? Do you wish you could penetrate?
3) How promiscuous are lesbians? The rule of thumb is that men are easy and women are not which explains why gays fuck anything but this also means that the lesbian scene would be dead as fuck because neither side is aggressive and horny?
>>5946102
Christ
can you,
like,
stop writing like a,
totally,
like,
retard,
cause it's fucking annoying
to read.
>>5946124
Regresa a chispa.
>>5946116
Hey, I forgot that one. No, I was talking about the one in the classroom when what'shername was sitting on the other's lap.
>low standards
Beggers can't be choosers.
>>5946124
1) There are lesbian bars too. Also many gay bars don't just cater to gay men. Like most other people, especially in the LGBT community, most lesbians nowadays meet online or through dating apps
2) Depends on the couple. Some enjoy strap ons, some enjoy oral/manual sex
3) Again it depends on the person. Lesbians are less likely to engage in promiscuous sex only because the female sex drive is diminished in comparison to the male. Gay men have a lot of sex because men have unlimited ejaculations whereas women only have a certain amount of eggs in a lifetime
>>5946152
>Gay men have a lot of sex because men have unlimited ejaculations whereas women only have a certain amount of eggs in a lifetime
What. I didn't know women used an egg every time they have sex.
>>5946124
Don't you know that lesgen is just a role playing exercise?
1.) We meet how regular people meet - through real life, through friends, through the internet. There's just fewer candidates to choose from.
2.) It's messy. I can penetrate with my fingers whenever I feel like. If you're asking about penis envy that's a ftm problem.
3.) Statistically lesbians are more inclined to settle down quickly. But there are sluts out there who aren't interested in having a girlfriend. Cheating happens across both sexes and all orientations. And lesbians are a sexually frustrated group so they're always horny and licking each other the whores. And they're all subs which is good for a dom like me.
>>5946158
Me neither. They didn't phrase anything correctly. Women don't even have all their eggs mature before menopause. It's just pushing the idea that women are less horny and more cautious because their bodies have more at stake. But some surveys found that young lesbians have more sex than any group of woman. Something about them not afraid of pregnancy and under the belief that stds can't get to them.
>>5945915
>>tfw anxiety even makes socializing on the internet daunting
iktf
>>5945967
Sounds like he brought it upon himself. He'd have cooked his goose even if you hadn't complained. Sucks, but he made his choices. Hopefully he will learn.
>>5946102
Don't knock it. I went out with a few 11/10 models and former models in my life. At best with makeup I'm a 7/10. There is much much more than just looks looked for in a partner.
>>5946152
>less likely to engage in promiscuous sex
>>5946158
We don't, but we are gate keepers, and select our partners carefully. Men naturally spray everywhere because that increases the chances they will have more of the limited # or offspring women can produce.
>captch, all grilled meat is steak.
>>5946158
>>5946152
>>Gay men have a lot of sex because men have unlimited ejaculations whereas women only have a certain amount of eggs in a lifetime
>What. I didn't know women used an egg every time they have sex.
males leading males in trying to understand female sexuality is what led to Freud
>>5946172
>>5946177
>>5946186
>>5946204
I really should have put a rection image to this comment.
>>5946214
>rection
Jesus. Actually I'm just going to sleep since I can't write anymore.
>>5946152
>tfw my sex drive is supposed to not be this ravenous
>tfw I masturbate every day and spend half the day thinking about sex and tfw no gf
>tfw I'm still not interested in casual sex though because of no emotional connection
>>5946124
1) Online or lesbian bars or lesbian friends that know other lesbian friends or just ya know out and bout in life like heteros do
2) Yeah and I can penetrate. Ya don't need a dick to do that.
3) We're more monogamous but just picky in sex. Women in general are a bit more complicated to get off. You dudes seem to get off on a light breeze. So thinking about sex it's less "I'm horny and she's hot" and more "I'm horny, she's hot, but can she eat pussy right? am I gonna have to do all the work? is there gonna be an emotional connection?"
It's not even that women in general aren't easy/horny it's that straight women think "well I could fuck this guy but it's unlikely I'll orgasm and really it's just gonna fuck up my reputation so nah". Yall need to figure out how to fuck women right or something.
Lesbians once in a relationship tend to fuck a lot more. At least for me when I'm in a relationship it's at least once a day, just to sleep ya know.
>>5946229
Hello, friend. Glad to not be the only one like this.
>>5946060
d/a but looks like you could have invited yourself for $20 (tho it's also way the hell out in Koriyama, Fukushima). The kissing isn't part of the deal, it's just an anisong dance party. What is there to understand? It's the nerd version of girls kissing while drunk at a house party or something.
>>5946261
I wish that had happened when the song came up when I was at mogra. Mostly people just cheered, but no kissu.
Sunday night I found a pimple on my gf at the very bottom of her right butt cheek.
She gets a pimple in that exact spot like every 6 months or so and I always find it before she realizes it's there because I like to give her naked back rubs after sex.
I tried to pop it every evening after I found it and last night I felt it like shift positions three times under my fingers before it hurt her too much for me to keep squeezing.
This morning though we were showering together and after I washed her back and butt I started trying to pop it again. Again I felt it like pop under her skin twice before it burst open and shot like a glob of pimple goo and blood onto my fingers.
I squeezed it until it stopped leaking stuff and then rewashed the spot on her butt.
Like don't get me wrong, pimples are sexy but I don't really think it's gross either, she is very clean but it's just that one butt spot where she gets them and it's very infrequent.
I do however think it's kind of sexy that she doesn't mind me popping her butt pimple like that level of comfort that we don't care about each other's grosser body stuff is kinda hot.
>>5946394
Dude, popping is gross. Do you want acne scars on her butt? Just apply some pimple cream. Or do a butt clay mask. Butt clay masks are a new trend I'm trying to start. Watch out for the Buzzfeed article, it should go viral sometime next week.
>>5945915
That's fine, if you see a user named Hotel California/notapupmon, that's me.
>>5946091
Being brave.
Have fun!
>>5946453
Right? I'm terrified and doubting my decision but weirdly proud of myself.
I may have an anxiety attack and totally embarrass myself but fuck it at least I'm getting out there, yknow?
>>5945999
I mean he has his good qualities, but that was mostly outside of work. He was a pain in the ass to work with sometimes. I guess I just feel bad because I've known him so long.
>>5946186
I guess you have a point. Our director requested that he actually take a class about how to speak with parents and co-workers and avoid pissing them off. I guess it didn't work because he's like sixty three and some shit clearly went down today.
>>5946439
Okay, good! :3 I'm sorry I'm so paranoid.
>>5946394
I'm like that too. I partially ascribe it to being naked in front of so many people I didn't know when modeling. The rest of it I ascribe to summers spent on my grandpa's farms. My dad and uncle used to spade and neuter all the stray cats, and guess who was their surgery assistant.
Because you've squeezed and popped it, the best thing to now do is carefully cut a 1mm to 2mm long slit into the top of it with a scalpel or edge of the point of a hypodermic needle. Then suck the gunk out until only blood comes out. After that flush it very well with hydrogen peroxide. I use a blunted syringe needle and syringe to get a nice small stream into the cavity. Be careful, you don't want to inject it into her blood stream. Just flush out the cavity. Finally pack it full of zink oxide antibiotic cream and put a band-aid on it. I like zink oxide antibiotic cream because it is about 10x as effective as the triple antibiotic stuff. Hydrogen peroxide is also much better than alcohol for cleaning up wounds.
>>5946394
prob a boil. Like pic related. At least those are more common in areas like ass/vagina/armpits than pimples. And they tend to pop up in the same place and feel like they're moving under the skin a bit.
>>5946494
he slapped you in the ass with a rake and you think he's a good person?
>>5946494
>sixty three
Has this been getting worse over the past few years? Could dementia be setting in?
>>5946275
Google tells me that's a club in Akihabara, maybe it's not as intimate since it's in the big city.
>>5946509
>I partially ascribe it to being naked in front of so many people I didn't know when modeling.
Your the perfect candidate to post noodz on lesgen then. Plz.
>>5946494
No, it's fine, I look forward to talking to you!
>>5946515
I guess when you put it like that it seems kind of weird. It was already weird to start with because he's known me since I was 11 or 12.
>>5946527
>Has this been getting worse over the past few years?
In general, he's one of those people who likes to talk shit and always has some comment to say back to you. He's not any better or worse about the personal remarks, but he's not as bossy with me because I just ignore it. He treated the girl before me like a slave apparently because he could get away with it.
Some days he's fine and then other days he can be a total dick. It's mostly when the lead teacher tries to actually lead, take control or assert herself. Then he's pissy for days.
>Could dementia be setting in?
Maybe? I'm not a doctor. The director did say his health was one of the reasons he was taking time off, but I really don't get the sense that that was what happened.
>>5946581
Kek, time to look up his name in sex offender registries.
tfw when you live in a town that is mainly straight canadian hicks
my GF's arm is in a sling right now and she asked me to give her her allergy shots then started shrieking that I did it wrong and asking if it was swollen and it was a little so she started crying and told me to call her mom and I was crying and freaking out and she started laughing and was like "I'm just kidding, scratch it for me though it itches"
>>5946621
Then move
https://d2.maxfile.ro/iidufozerb.webm
NSFW
>>5946632
>tfw no troll gf
Dominate her in bed tonight and punish her.
>>5946634
im 20 and go to college obviously money is a bit of a problem. you make it sound like ive never thought of that before
>>5946654
Well why didn't you go to college somewhere cooler?
>>5946669
She's a dumbdumb, don't make fun of her poor life abilities.
>>5946669
>girl I'm talking to and was planning on asking out might be mtf
>and a camgirl
SHIT
>>5946733
Geez, why do you stupids not ask for a timestamp photo within the first week. If you don't, you're basically saying "please catfish me!"
sweeeeet
>>5946757
Did somebody jizz on your weight measurer thingy
>>5946774
maybe i'm not the queen of the bathroom i don't know what goes on in here
>>5946757
> 100 lbs.
Holy shit unless you're like, a midget, this is legitimately unhealthy.
I mean, I'm 115 lbs and 5'9", and that's super unhealthy. I've been trying to gain some weight.
>>5946832
>5' 7" and 105
Some fat lesbian give me more curves plz
>>5946757
Excuse you, I'm trying to enjoy this granola bar. It's the first thing I've eaten all day. Making me regret this.
>Show us your body
>Last time I was two digits was due to the stomach flu
>Jelly as fuck
How tall are you?
>>5946757
You must be short as can be, I only get to 98 when I'm Auschwitz mode.
>>5946846
You can have my fat bby.
>>5946846
>5'6 and 150
KILL ME
>>5946898
If we mesh our bodies together like play-dough and then slice it in half, we'll be really good weight
>>5946924
>If we mesh our bodies together like play-dough
At least take me out for a healthy dinner first
>>5946832
I don't feel unhealthy.
>>5946855
Dat sounds yummy though.
5'4
>>5946870
>>5946977
You're a qt. Are you in the skype group?
So I girl I was friends with a couple years ago killed herself this week.
And like, i hadnt seen her in over a year, we hadnt spoken in ages, but its getting to me.
>>5947014
How did she kill herself, and why
>>5947028
Not sure and not sure.
Depression reasons I assume, and honestly I dont think I want to know how she did it.
>tfw browsing OKCupid
>tfw lots of normal and attractive girls
>qt girl looks just like Taylor Momsen
>but you're just looking from afar because you're a NEET
>>5946977
Damn girl, Washington?
>>5947077
anon those feels are too real ;_;
sometimes I want to contact people but I'm not attractive and I'm NEET so really there's no point in me bothering
>>5947268
Someone make a skype group only for ugly socially retarded NEETs. The girls in the regular skype group are too cute and normie tbqh
>>5947287
I want to join the skype but im scared of not being cool or pretty enough.
Help lesgen.
I want to join the Skype group but I'm worried I'm too weird. I'm super gay and I would enjoy tips n stuff from more experienced girls but muh intense nervousness
I brought a baby dyke home last night and I had her pinned down in my bed kissing her and slipped my hand under her shirt when she kinda suddenly asked me to stop.
I stopped and was she was like oh god I almost finished when you started touching my tit and I was like no shit and started mauling her again and she seriously orgasmed like 45 seconds later from boob touching and neck kissing.
It was honestly cute and I set beside her and like kept fingering her and getting it all sloppy and alternating between shoving it in her mouth and licking it off myself.
