Here we talk about the important things like where to find a gay best friend and what to do when you're crushing on your gay.
>tfw no gbf
>>5937901
So what's the deal with straight girls wanting a gay friend?
I've always wondered why.
>>5938355
can confide in a man without having to worry about him wanting to fuck her
basically a husband you don't have to sleep with
Alternatively to fantasize about
>>5938355
Women are really competitive, and they rarely make real good friends between themselves.
A gay man has all the good things a female friend has, plus men's loyalty
>>5938355
When I was growing up all the other fags got fag hags.
I was forced to hang out with guys : /
WHICH IS FUKKIN GAY
there are people that wants faghags out there?
>>5937901
Do I count as the gay best friend if I'm trans?
>>5939735
>tfw I'm an MtF who will never be a faghag for my autism and unpassability
>wanting a fag hag
WTF is wrong with you faggots?
>>5937901
If you have all female friends, are they all hags?
>>5939761
I want to fug their shit up senpai
>>5939811
You want to fuck them over by backstabbing them or you want to stab them with your pants-sword?
>>5939824
Why not both?
>>5939857
The answer I was waiting for.
>>5938355
it's a thing that ugly chicks do because they can't find an actual boyfriend
>>5939735
No you become a fag hag or you are just a fag.
>tfw no faghag
>>5938373
>gay men
>loyalty
Pick one.
>>5940516
>ur bitter
Pick one
>>5940376
Oh
Well I don't think I'll do any of that
I know plenty in zhe camps.
>>5937901
>Karen from Will&Grace wil never be your hag
No reason to live.
AH, But is it really fag hags? or is it fruit flies?
>>5937901
a good friend of mine is totally in love with gays. I kind of want to tell her that I'm gay but I think at this point i've kept it a secret for too long.
>Be me, at school, not out as trans or gay
>Become friends with gay kid in year below me
>Hang out a lot, just as friends
>Rumours get around that we are together
>Ignore it cos I don't give a fuck
>Getting drunk on vodka with said friend, just me and him. Playing oblivion, doing shots and telling jokes
>Suddenly it hits us both, he runs up to go throw up in the toilet, I throw up in the sink next to him
>He stops being sick to tell me that he is gay, I tell him that I'm not going to judge him and he says that it means a lot to him, and then he asks if I'm gay
>"na man, sorry, I'm straight"
>MFW I actually fancied him to shit but was too scared to use my penis or to do anything so I just stayed a sexless faggot
>Ended up being the first person that I talked about being trans with, like over a year before I told everyone else
>Still told him I was mostly into girls
WHYYYYYYYYYY!!! I'm still friends with him, but god fucking damn it, I feel so bad because I feel like he kinda fancied me too at one stage.
>>5943718
If he's gay and you're trans, it's not like it would have worked out. But what does that have to do with faghagging?
>>5946912
She's a trans-faghag.
>>5946921
But she wanted to have sex with him. And while that's not too uncommon among faghags, cis faghags don't have a chance of actually being with their fag.
i'm a ftm bi dude and after i came out to my gay best friend nothing changed. now that i'm on T and talking about top surgery he's a little bitchy to me for no reason?
maybe he liked me being a fag-hag
and he's intimidated by the fact we could go after the same people now
maybe i'm just trans and my hormones have made me notice the ridiculous level of bitchy he has always been
maybe he's transphobic and thinks i'm delusional
maybe he's always wanted to think of me as not really up to his level
idk i'm probably just BPD as fuck but this seems to be the thread for it, today
>>5939811
This.
Breaking the gay-best-friend expectation is always fun.
I love seeing the light in a fag-hag's eyes slowly fade when they realise that the shopping trip I took them on was to buy groceries, lego, and nerdy collectibles that they can't relate to.
>>5940376
fag4life
>>5946964
What's the moral of that fable? How does it relate to your problem?
Fag hags?
What is this, the 2000s?
>>5937901
as a straight guy i used to hit gay clubs and hit on girls with gay friends
much higher success rate for some reason
not complaining desu m8
>>5946999
There are some girls that love that stuff though.
