i haven't had sex in three years
>>5923946
same
>>5923946
i'm pregnant
>>5923946
>haven't had sex in 26 years
10 days for me :(
Luckily it was a really good fuck
>>5924022
im not fat
I just have low self esteem so I avoid people even when I realize they like me
>>5924093
haven't gotten laid since last week
i'm about to fucking shoot myself rn ;_;
>>5923953
RIP
>>5923946
closing in on 6 years with a pretty much guaranteed never again
get on my level
>>5923946
21 yo virigin here, quite attractive, depressed, anxiety ridden, maybe this summer I'll finally do something about it
>needing to have sex
so so sorry for u babes
>>5923946
I haven't had sex in 20 years.
It's really not that good. Whacking off is much more relaxing.
>>5923946
I haven't had sex. Had my dick sucked, couldn't stay hard, guy wasn't my type.
>>5923946
I am from r9k.
Like others in this thread, I am unimpressed by the OP's 'plight'. And for similar reasons.
>>5924117
Why is this guaranteed? Even old and ugly people have sex. And even unlucky people generally can't gurantee anything about their future selves, since they themselves don't know totally how they will be in the future.
unless you have terminal cancer or are convicted of the very, very worst crime (you know what I'm talking about) or similar, real end-of-the-road type stuff that forecloses any future at all (hint: not even HIV rises to this level, unfortunately).
In any event please share!
One more year and I'm going to be a wizard.
>>5926453
Nobody cares
I have always wondered but shouldn't stop being a virgin be easier if you are gay?
I have always wondered but shouldn't losing your virginity be easier if you are gay?
How can you be (presumably) a gay male and not be able to get laid?
>>5924022
THATS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING USE MEME ARROWS
>>5926790
I am unattractive
>>5926790
Can't connect to others and no interest in casual sex.
>>5924158
This.
Don't use sexual contact as a form of validation or approval. If you want to be successful and happy in life, then it's important that you can manage to be happy independently. Rid yourself of societal pressure(s), like feeling the need to have sex, simply because it's been a while. Instead, focus on fulfilling your ambitions and aspirations.
> inb4 having sex is your ambition
>>5926853
I'm not sure what living in a shitty arab country has to do with me being unable to connect to others. Are you implying that my social deficiencies are somehow the same as yours?
>>5926934
Ahh. I thought this was a matter of networking not emotional. My mistake then.
>>5924022
>Sex is only important when you are not having it.
So true.
It's sad, it never lives up to expectations.
....like most things.
I've had sex before but not in 3 years, and honestly I don't miss it much. I'd rather jerk off and go back to whatever I was doing, casual sex disgusts me. Relationship sex is great but I don't mind being single either.
>>5926471
>complete social autist
>can't maintain healthy social connections in general to begin with, much less any sort of relationship
>hopeless cynical outlook on personal life and humanity as a whole
>disadvantaged yet mediocre appearance
>meme sexuality
>likely to suicide within the next 5 years max
the probability of it happening is not zero, but it is negligibly low
>>5926790
Sex without an emotional connection is pointless.
I've never had sex, being a closeted self loathing gay dude in a homophobic world. I probably won't ever have it either. I can honestly say that I feel neutral about that.
hookers/prostitutes/whores m/f
lots of good ppl sell sex
save some $, connect 1
more mature,better, they seen everything
book hotel, u get comfy, have a shot or two, or pill then chill
call, they come to u, have some fun, they leave
ur alone again, back in paradise
>>5924140
Post a pic.
I haven't had sex in ever.
Can lesbians even have sex without a male dildo?
>>5926471
not that person but
>crippling AGP
>potentially becoming transbian
>ugly
never having sex again, realistically
>>5923946
>be kissless 22yo virgin
>see cute guy on OKCupid
>totally my type and great sense of humor
>have awesome skype convos
>after 3 months decide it time for the first kiss
>really excited and anxious
>meet him at a theme park
>have a great time together
>am too chicken shit to kiss him the whole time
>"anon, what's wrong? you seem so strange today"
>it gets late and he is heading home
>say goodbye at the train station
>decide fuck it and jump him with a forced kiss
>he stays silent, turns around and enters his train
>writes me "I didn't like that"
>never wrote or answered me again after that
B-but I had a sloppy, unreciprocated kiss, so that's something, right?
>I cant have a meaningful realtionship with anyone because i am dead inside and cant connect to people
I'm pretty much an unlayable autist... I can get hit on but if my eccentric behavior doesn't make people back away I'll remember how uncomfortable my body is when someone else is on it even though I want it and get cold feet
Then I focused all of that pent up libido into playing guitar all day then got tendon problems and now I'm back to being unfulfilled :<
>engaged to woman
>haven't had sex in months
>shoots me down every time I try to initiate, so I gave up
>whenever o mention it she just says she has a weird sex drive, she can't help it, she just isn't in the mood
How do I even express my unhappiness?
>>5923946
Well, I haven't been fucked in my boipussy in 16 years
>>5929902
You get rid of that cunt and find someone who actually cares about you
>>5929900
Trust me you are not missing much im in the same boat where i can attract people but i am either too spazzy or really uncomfortable with body contact at times. I have been able to push past it a few times and have sex but i have to say its really weird for me, Autisim sex is just weird
>>5923946
I haven't had sex in 4 years
>>5929902
make things more passionate. Not sure if Bi fag or lesbo or something but women in general are more emotion driven, so when it comes to sex its about passion, its more about a build up and making her feel in the mood. what ever she is like see what gets her excited, not just sexually.
>>5929914
It's one thing getting men as an autist but women are impossible. Guys will chase you and I feel like you can say anything as long as you're somewhat attractive but with women you have to play along in their dance of attraction and I can't I can't even do eye contact
The completely straight forever alone guys from r9k get NOTHING it's sad
>>5929950
Bi fag reporting in. We are both kind of shut-ins but lately we don't do anything together except eat dinner. She usually uses her laptop in the bedroom, I use my desktop in the office. If I go in there to hang out she acts like it's such a bother and will even go in the other room if I stay too long. She doesn't have friends and doesn't leave the house except for work. She stays up till 3:00 AM on the computer too. Even though she only works part time, I end up doing most of the cleaning.
I know I should talk to her but I don't know how.
>>5929902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i53okqZl-34
>>5929959
na its possible, i just went to a wedding with an autist guy and his wife who is this crazy outgoing girl.
You might have to settle for not super hot girls but when it comes to it you can get girls, just have to go for the right ones.
Does anyone here just not like sex? I hate giving or receiving anal, but I will admit I can sometimes enjoy being a top when I can physically abusive.
>>5929967
Any idea what she is doing on her computer? find if there is a way to join in. maybe do things like giving her more hugs (non awkwardly) or something do little things to cheer her up. you dont need to treat her like a queen just try to set a nice mood.
>>5929998
You are aware that there are forms of sex beyond anal, right?
>>5930044
you're fucking with me right?
a second hole?
>>5930050
dick into dick
>>5930050
Yes, I believe biologists call it the "oral chasm".
Ive only been hit on by creepy old men and annoying user sluts that think they can beg me and touch me trying to get sex the first day I meet them. Like literal fucking whine noises what the fuck
"I saw you and just knew I had to suck your dick!"
"Please! I can put porn on for you it's the same no matter what getting your dick sucked feels the sane it's doesn't matter by who!"
But nobody who isn't old or a slut doesn't give me the time of day
I haven't talked to real human since new year (saying 'no, thanks' to cashiers doesnt count)
sex? what is that
>>5923946
>tfw gay
>19 yo
>only had sex with women
>>5926471
I might have a terminal case of avoidant personality. Last couple times people were interested in meeting me I just denied. It sounds stupid and it is, but my anxiety is much stronger than motivation for anything. And when I get on pills I just dont care to take any action yet still feel shitty about myself enough to avoid personal contact.
>>5923946
>still a 20yo virgin nerd
>>5923946
I haven't had sex in 16 years ;-;-;-;
Hah you virgins! The last time i had sex was only 1 month ago hahahaha!
>Tfw it was with a girl and i'm a faggot so i didn't even enjoyed it
mfw I have a 10/10 model azn qt trap gamer gf.
mfw im fucking her tonight.
cant wait to 69
I haven't had sex in a week.
>>5931999
not salty one bit, anon. genuinely happy for you. have a wonderful time tonight
>>5923946
>haven't had sex in 31 years
get on my fucking level, crybabbies
C'mon guys, stop whining.
>old
>morbidly obese
>small dick
>severe social anxiety
>no sex in 20 yrs.
Spent a wonderful afternoon having sex with a really great guy, if I can do it, all of you certainly can!
>>5931999
Good for you, where'd you meet?
we could do sex together
>>5932372
>tfw no dick
I haven't had a friend in longer.
>20 years
I'm turning 21 this year. I don't even want that, though. I'd rather a real connection/relationship, but I'm too socially inept.
>>5923946
I haven't had sex in 20. Quit whining bitch.
It's not hard to get laid. Quit bitching. It's fine to not whore yourself out.
