>Gay General
CAPITALISM
MUST
FALL
>tfw no crab bf
How do I suck a cock without becoming gay?
>>5919595
Ups posted before I did.
So, yeah.
But isn't that so shit?
Think about what you could do if you could make more off of work than you can off of your parents. I mean, not more *extra* money, but more in general. Like, if you had to choose between running around all day getting yelled at by an employer and moping around all day getting yelled at by your folks, and one paid enough to rule out any need for the other... wouldn't that be such a wonderful dream?
>>5919598
Pls be joking...
>>5919611
By continuing being a faggot of course, so you're good to go already.
>>5919611
If you suck your own dick is it still gay?
>>5919599
>>5919598
I don't like this article or this writer, op.
>>5919629
You can't turn your dick gay, anon.
>>5919629
...deep
>>5919623
I don't think you comprehend how shit my job actually was. I worked night shifts at a fast food place handling disgusting as fuck meat in a small, hot, greasy, smelly room for eight hours only to go to my classes in the morning after about two hours of sleep. Fuck that. And I was only doing it for something that I ended up not enjoying at all. I was torturing myself at night so that i could torture myself some more by day.
>Was going to college your decision?
Yea.
>>5919599
>modern women don't know how to take care of themselves or others
Shocking
>>5919645
You obviously can't find enjoyment in anything after having slept only for 2 fucking hours. There's your issue. It's impossible to be happier as a fat greasy slob, than if you're attractive and fit.
>>5919611
>How do I suck a cock without becoming gay?
Be a woman. /thread
>>5919659
How can I be a woman if I'm a man? That's impossible.
>>5919657
I'm sure that's a part of it. But trust me, I'm a lazy fuck, working out is hell, eating bland food is garbage, hanging out with normals who are only interested in facebook drama and who fucked who is also hell. I don't like clubbing, sex was extremely underwhelming and mechanical and the guys ranged from dull to horrible. And the bf I eventually found in that crowd is the only person I ever legitimately wanted to murder.
I don't think that being fat was what made me happy. But I know that I was a happier, better person back when I was fat. Now I'm jaded and have a burning dick.
>>5919677
Just suck dick and put caution to the wind.
#freespirit
>>5919682
I'm lazy too and working out is fun as heck, you just need to learn how to have fun. You don't need to eat bland food to be fit. You don't have to hang out with normals. You don't have to go clubbing. I'm not gay, but it's impossible for sex to always be bad, you just need the right partner.
>>5919677
>How can I be a woman if I'm a man? That's impossible.
Then you are gay for sucking dick. GOD. Stop being so damn needy. You are like a woman.
>>5919698
But I don't suck dick, so I'm not gay.
>>5919599
This article perfectly shows off the common muswell hill mother which I have to share my road with.
But its genuinly sad how divided North London is when it comes to poverty and how some cant even afford a nanny. I mean, I grew up in the poorest part of Harringay and now live in the richest. Its sad that while people live in the lap of luxury with their nannies in Muswell Hill/Crouch End, that people suffer daily in Tottenham and Northumberland Park
>>5919708
>But I don't suck dick, so I'm not gay.
You dirty slut.
>>5919682
God mode is being superficially hot and fit but having serious nerd preoccupations.
Over the years I've basically come to despise the hot and fit gay guys who are airheads and no more than male bimbos.
If you have any mental capacity and find yourself around them and their vacuous ways for too long, you'll hollow out inside. This sounds like it was your reaction.
It's probably better to be attractive than ugly unless you are asexual, but it can be hell to be an attractive person with substance.
My husbando, if he exists, will basically be the ultimate of unicorns: a hot (to me) neckbeard.
Fuck you biphobes, you're all literally kissless virgins
>>5919710
pretty disengenous considering your stated intent to deliberately get aids and force the NHS to spend resources on you for a comfy retirement
the care that you will take up could (and should) have gone to the disenfranchised and needy.
stop posting and fuck off
>>5919720
*tips fedora*
>>5919721
Perhpas you bisexuals should stop being cheating little whores who give up on your bisexual ways at the age of 30 and then get married to 'the girl of your dreams', only to have 3 kids who piss you off to hell and then you start cheating on your wife and going to gay saunas, bars and sex parties.
We may be sluts, but at least we would never cheat on our partner
>>5919720
>tfw young, fit + with huge nerd preoccupations
what you fail to realise is that as a result I have zero free time, and as such will not be finding a bf anytime soon.
>>5919731
>will not be finding a bf anytime soon
You would if you wanted one hard enough.
>>5919732
I can't right now without compromising my learning or hobbies. I tell myself i will find time for a bf in a year or so, when my studies have calmed down a little
>>5919731
What you fail to realize is that I don't give a shit.
>>5919734
Yeah, but then I wouldn't be able to call out your bullshit, would I?
>tfw your cocaine arrives but your heroin doesn't get sent for 2 days and probably don't arrive for the weekend
cop on the deepweb they said, better quality than street gear they said
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL THE PAIN OF >tfw no bf BY TAKING JUST COCAINE NOT A SPEEDBALL? WHAT AM I A CLUB GOING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5919645
You're right, paired with college that's really awful.
>>5919743
Is that for real?
>>5919740
Who needs a bf anyways, you can just have one nighters with randoms.
>>5919745
Do you ever sell?
>>5919756
This. Emotional support is overrated and is for weaklings haha
>>5919743
What bullshit though? You were the one to post under my name that day. You cannot use one single screencapture to frame me. The essence of being a namefag is that anyone can impersinate you. I am tired of you and in future will not be replying to you. And i ask that you do not reply to me, and perhaps filter me.
Vallahi malsin
>>5919756
when i can find a way to arrange multiple hours of cuddling with a stranger on an app, bfs will be completely obselete
>>5919765
actually fuck the perhaps, fucking filter me you autistic bellend
fucking do it
>>5919768
Why don't you try and hook up with someone from here? I bet there's a lot of loner retards that would want cuddling.
>>5919765
interesting that you didn't put forward this "impersonation" hypothesis until about two weeks after the post. One would think that would have been something you would have said immediately.
>>5919775
I live in Surrey, its a very small place.
>>5919780
I don't know what that is, but I bet there's a faggot that's willing to drive to you for cuddles.
>>5919780
r u crazy?
surrey is fucking massive
>>5919760
no
I usually just buy 1/4 and 1/2 grams at a time
more H than coke because coke isn't shit if it isn't giving diamorphine a helping hand in the IV rush department
>>5919785
not relative to the Earth it isnt
>>5919785
not relative to my dick size it isn't
>>5919728
If I ever want a gf, I'd actually formally separate from my bf first
Perhaps you're spewing some shitty anecdote that doesn't matter
Oh man
My dick is covered in shit
So hot
How many of you dudes are gay just because you can't get girls and are too lonely, or because of a missing father figure in your life?
Be honest, we're anonymous. And no, you weren't born gay.
>>5919812
I was born gay.
As soon as I crawled out of the womb, I gave a disgusted look back at the vagina. "Haram," I said.
My father had to hide me because just right then the Shah burst in with his scimitar-wielding royal guards to try and find where the gay babies were because they don't accept that shit in baste Turkeystan.
>>5919822
Fucking lmao.
>>5919812
>How many of you dudes are gay just because you can't get girls and are too lonely
This was my rational when I was in my confused/no no it's not gay if I just fap about it/I'm bi stage. Until this girl that was obviously into me didn't want to actually go anywhere with me, so I hooked up with a dude and realized I was over thinking stupid shit.
What are the rules for checking for stds?
Use a condom if it's one night stand of course, what about relationships
>>5919828
>no no it's not gay if I just fap about it
Fuck I'm in that stage now, but I don't want to be gay.
>>5919838
Use it always because even if the dumb slut is somehow clean now, he will inevitably cuck you somewhere down the line.
>>5919846
Even for blowjobs
Damn son
Do I need a condom to blow a guy on grindr?
>>5919812
I have a hardcore fetish for anal sex and have come to be attracted to dudes because a certain type are more willing to let me stick it in the back end than women are.
I haven't looked at a woman in years, but I could theoretically still fuck one if I had to.
Throwback to when Wizard sent me a video of himself masturbating in an attempt to seduce me.
>>5919869
Would you suck on a piss and shit covered public rouler with your bare mouth?
>>5919876
um....
no
>>5919880
Then use a condom bb
How can you guys take dicks up the ass? It must hurt like shit and be dirty and smelly.
>>5919812
>no, you weren't born gay
I wasn't born gay, but after the last 12 or so years of futa porn, at this point I just look at the dicks more than what they're attached to.
I didn't consider myself "gay" until I feel desperately in love with this guy who is adorable as all get out. He's kind of a twink and maybe it's just because he has some feminine features, but I just want to hold him and not let go. He is so smart, so kind, and so honest - an amazing person. I just want to cuddle and make him feel good. This isn't a "oh man I just want to fuck this guy in the ass," I just want to fucking hold on and cry because I never thought I could romantically feel this way about a guy.
It's a total fantasy, I know. I try to avoid fantasizing, because it just makes me ache knowing none of it can be real. The feelings are so fucking real though. I can just imagine his smell, his touch, his taste. Can just imagine his moans, his shudders when I'm so desperately trying to please him. I'm so desperately attracted to his personality - the rest is just a bonus.
Need to stop doing that. Stop fantasizing. Can never be. Need to wise up and just relax, because this isn't happening. I start fucking shaking when I think about it and it just makes me so nervous I get sick to my stomach...
>>5919886
You warm up to it and stretch
You clean yourself
its nice
>tfw hot older experienced guys don't like young virgin noobs
>>5919886
>must hurt
A bit, but it's a rewarding kind of pain. It feels good knowing you're giving your partner pleasure.
>dirty and smelly
Unlike vaginas, butts can be cleaned out to the point where they no longer even smell. Image related.
>>5919918
What would a gay man know about vaginas.
>>5919971
Everybody knows vaginas perpetually stink of rotting fish.
>>5919918
>Unlike vaginas, butts can be cleaned out to the point where they no longer even smell
Not true. Maybe because my religion girls must be very clean with her vagina before sex. I have never eaten pussy that smelled and was dirty
>send a cute guy with similar interests a message
>doesn't even look at your profile in response
Dear lord...
Maybe I should just become a serial killer
>>5919990
If they never wash, perhaps.
>>5920016
I've heard it never fully goes away no matter how much they douche.
>>5920014
how are you going to become a serial killer if you can't even get sluts to notice you on grindr?
>>5920022
I do not know who is this. But orthodox girls must wash and clean and count 7 clean days before sex. And she must put cloth in her vagina and if there is blood or dirty on cloth then husband can not touch her.
>>5920036
Catfish using pics of my exes.
>>5920044
so the rules on not eating seafood are that strict?
oy vey
>>5920036
I guess no criminal investigator will notice him either
>>5919925
>That's not true at all though.
Yeah it is.
>>5920076
A daddy type was interested in me, because was virgin and taller/hairier than him. His body was smooth as fuck and had a beefy toned ass. Which was very nom nom.
>>5920079
>his body was smooth
I'm talking about hot older guys though.
>>5920083
He was older. I was 19 and he was 41. He looked like a hot beefy shorter than me mobster guy. Light blue eyes, dat man a jaw covered in stubble. Fucked by the fireplace every time.
You just need to get out more.
>>5920098
>tfw got caught not knowing nothing
I'm not actually gay and came here to funpost. Sorry.
>>5920102
Right.
who /gayfootfag/ here
>>5920236
Just you.
>>5920260
At what point will I become sour enough to be happy alone?
I'm 24, can't be long now
>>5920283
Contrary to popular belief, you can't find happiness by doubling down on unhappiness
>>5920283
You'll never be truly happy alone.
You'll just bury your weak fragile unloved heart under a pile of bitter contempt while you scorn at the love you never got.
>>5919598
Useful idiot
>>5920327
Sounds like me already.
I'm going to a friends wedding next week... I don't know how I'll take it
who here FUCKIN HATES THEMSELVES
>>5920342
Me, but I'm not gay. Would I not hate myself if I was gay?
>>5920342
1000% mate. Realizing the depths of my my self hatred was one of the most significant and depressing awakenings I've had behind accepting my faggotry.
>>5920336
>I don't know how I'll take it
You'll sit there, legs crossed and arms folded, scornfully watching it all unfold, and then the groom looks at you in pure joy and out of a faint sense of friendliness you try to put on a smile but fail horribly and you just look at him with contempt, a small glitter of pain in your eyes, and his smile vanishes too as your bitterness overpowers his joy and then a cold dark sense of dread fills the room.
>you will NEVER have a bf
Fuckin socialists...
Why are there so many fucking fags crying about no bf in here? Just get together or some shit.
>>5920356
... I got off on reading that.
Any of you gay dudes enjoy getting begged by your gfs?
>>5920376
I wouldn't call them gfs, but when women beg me for sex it's pretty nice.
>>5920412
Meant to say pegging.
>>5920370
That's alright.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Just don't go out and ruin marriages just for your own pleasure.
Actually nevermind DO IT FAGGOT
>>5920364
the revolution will not wait for you brother
>>5920480
post commie bp
>>5920283
Play vidya instead and transcend earthly desires.
How to get bf?
>>5920773
Be cute and talk to people
>>5920367
People who spend all day online posting on 4chan have a warped idea of the kind of person they want to date. The same guy who complains about tfw no bf would turn his nose up to most opportunities to actually get a boyfriend.
>>5920805
>implying I talk to men enough to get any opportunities for a bf to turn down
>tfw can't find any good porn of muscle daddies with twinks
>>5920496
posting bp is contradictory to my values + beliefs as a revolutionary
How do I stop being gay, my brain says it's disgusting and wrong but my heart says it's pure and beautiful, kill me
>>5920913
Have you ever been with a dude?
>>5920913
How about instead of wasting your time trying to not be gay, you simply convince yourself that it's not disgusting and wrong?
>>5920959
>it's not disgusting and wrong
but that's the fun part about being gay
>>5920861
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. I'm assuming you're a millenial. This entire generation doesn't know how to socialize properly because of the web.
>>5920928
I'm with a guy right now and I love him so much, he makes me feel like magic, but at the same time it just feels so wrong
>>5920980
It's literally impossible to think it's disgusting, and then say you love him and he makes you feel like magic.
>>5920989
I'm a confused little boy
How do I go from casual conversation ---> flirting?
I have literally never flirted with anyone before and I am almost 19 years old now.
>>5920964
Iktf. If gay sex wasn't a grunting, nasty lust fest of sweat and muscle and man juice I don't know what the appeal of it is.
I suppose this is what the memers mean by "degeneracy." But it's too just to good if it's you find that even remotely arousing.
I can't imagine who wouldn't, but then again, that's why I'm a completely and utter >>5920968
homosexual.
>>5921003
Oops didn't mean to reference that second post
>>5920997
It's okay son, I'll help you sort things out.
"A mentor's hindsight can be your foresight."
>>5920997
How old are you? Well, I'm not even gay, so my advice probably isn't good, but it's just my opinions.
>>5921000
Nobody knows anymore.
But basically, you talk about some shit with them, then start asking personal stuff and what they're doing later. Note that they won't necessarily catch on because we're all chantards, now.
>>5919598
>capitalism must fall
>>5921000
Flirting is pretty much what two people who like each other eventually start doing when they talk and get more comfortable with each other.
You don't even have to think about it. It just comes natural.
ProTip: If you're trying to flirt you're doing it wrong.
>>5921028
When you say he makes you feel like magic, do you mean the sex only, or in general? Hold old is he, is he experienced? Maybe you just don't like it because society hates gays, are you openly gay to your friends and family?
>>5919598
>tfw I miss my ex
>his current "relationship" is already falling apart after 3 months
>>5920913
I feel the same way dude. Just try not to think about it.
>>5921028
Listen. You're not the first guy who's been homosexually involved who has has the thought that it is somehow wrong in the back of your head.
Centuries of historical conditioning tend to do that to a person.
On another level our rationality tells us sex is for reproduction, and nothing gay men do with each other can clearly be see to advance that primal biological motive.
Regardless, you have hold on to that warm fuzzy place your bf takes you to when he holds you. In the scheme of things, that's what will keep you grounded, not what your conditioning gets you to think.
Okay?
>>5921000
>and I am almost 19 years old
It's adorable that you say that as if you weren't still a baby
You have plenty of time to learn senpai
>>5921084
at least he didn't go full kid and say he was 18 years and 9 months like those few months of seniority mattered
>>5921075
>that warm fuzzy place your bf takes you to when he holds you
>tfw I'm a 6'3 big guy and always have to do the holding and can never be held
>>5921000
..i guess i just try and act funny/sxc? lol idk its not something i really even think about
>guy loves the same games as you, same humor, and is a qt. "I'm shy but I enjoy talking to people"
>send him a message
>ignored/blocked
Just stab me in the heart
>>5921117
>>5921003
this x10
giving in into sweaty impure lust is the best thing ever, especially if you do it with yor loving bf
>>5921117
>online flirting
I hope you keep getting ignored and blocked until you stop being a retard. What games do you like?
>>5921117
pwned
>>5921108
if nobody can be a big guy for you then what's wrong with being a big guy for someone else?
having them feel warm and safe with your arms around them and their head snuggled against your chest?
>>5921134
You'd never understand if you're not a big guy.
>>5921108
how do you feel about being cuddled by a small 5'9 guy?
ive always wanted to try jetpacking
>>5921130
The guy talked about Mon Hun, Final Fantasy, and Fallout recently. Tv shows were similar too like 30 Rock or Arrested Development.
Online flirting all I got. I don't live close to any gay bars and I don't want to drive an hour or so out to the gay ghetto part of my city.
>>5921105
>tfw basically 21
>>5921154
That's not even a cuddle. It's just stupid. It has to be fucking Hafthor Julius Bjornsson to be a cuddle.
>>5921176
r-reee
:c
>>5921158
You transitioned already though, so gay death doesn't matter for you.
>>5921188
Are you a manlet?
>>5921212
of course
i said i was 5'9, didnt i?
>>5921221
Well I didn't know you meant yourself. Does it bother you being short? 5'9 isn't even short, it's more like average, and I think gays especially don't care about height. I don't discriminate against manlets at least.
>>5920773
Tinder
>>5921134
Big guys need bigger big guys?
>>5921227
I'm fine most of the time, I just feel bad about it every so often.
I kind of regret the fact that i will never be visually impressive to look at. Its only a little wound, but one nonetheless.
>>5921108
>mfw I'm 6'3" and get held all the time
How big are you?
>>5921258
>and get held all the time
I suppose Juppy sealing you away in your tower so you will never receive true love's (me) first kiss is a form of being "held".
>>5921287
yeah but you're also an ugly midget
not much of a trade up, just slightly less fat
>>5921280
Oh yeah, I'm a powerlifter. But I still will never have the "wow" factor of even a DYEL 6'4 guy. And besides, if i get HUGE then people will just laugh at me for overcompensating.
its a lose/lose.
>>5921287
>sealing you away in your tower so you will never receive true love's (me) first kiss is a form of being "held".
But that's my MO.
How dare he copy my master plan.
>>5921294
This is so wrong. I was a dyel 6'3 guy when I was younger and I felt like a fucking bitch. Getting bigger and stronger is the best thing ever, and faggots especially can respect strength gains. It's a mutual respect between men type of thing. Only stupid girls think men are overcompensating.
>>5921296
>He's 5'9"
He can't hold you if he's a manlet, sorry. I'm not fat, pretty lean. Started as a skelly so I can never be fat.
STOP PRETENDING TO BE NICE TO MANLETS
ITS JUST CRUEL
WE KNOW WE'RE SUBHUMAN, CANT YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE TO DIE IN PEACE???
>>5921310
But manlets are cute and adorable.
I want my own manlet and hug him until he warns he he's having trouble breathing.
Then I'd fuck him in his bp.
>>5921310
Bro, only girls care about height, and only the type of girl that acts high and mighty on facebook. I'm not gay, but I'm 100% sure that gays don't care, if they don't have a specific height fetish. Someone else please confirm this for me. Manlets also generally look better when they get fit than lanklets.
>>5921296
Satisfactory.
Playing Zelda while I wait for my laundry to finish.
>>5921348
Not for a while. Fit has been fucking reddit tier trash for a long time. Especially since scooby left.
And you dudes need to stop browsing fit and thinking being a manlet is the worst thing ever.
>>5921350
/fit/ is a great place for soft core porn tb h
>>5921253
get ripped and carry yourself with confidence and you will seem like a bigger guy
and as far as being the big spoon I'm a 5'8 twink and I've had guys my height or smaller make me feel small and safe in their arms
>>5921360
I hate fit especially after I posted a body pic in a cbt thread and saw it on hm a few months later.
>>5921348
Twilight Princess. I've had a copy since 2007, but never bothered to get past the first temple.
>>5921371
>be 6'2
>be slightly below average
WHY CAN'T I BE TALL TOO
>>5921310
>STOP PRETENDING TO BE NICE TO MANLETS
B-but I like a manlet...
>>5921374
is this nigger is seriously humblebragging on a finnish carpentry electronic bulletin board
Atm I have longish, mousey + shaggy hair.
Should I keep it or get a cleaner short back and sides?
>>5921396
Longer.
>>5921395
this
when will they learn?
>>5921395
I'm just saying what happened, what can I do? I could have posted a picture, but I didn't. There's also a lot of uggos posted in hm, so how do you know I'm bragging?
>>5921396
keep it, very cute. want to put my fingers through it
>>5921396
show your jawline
>>5921396
The real question is: do you use conditioner and how does it smell? Because I bet it smells good...
>>5921396
ffs fg stop existing
>>5921408
Feelgoods is very very lacking. I'm sure he'll post it though. Any excuse to post a pic of himself.
>>5921310
Only bottoms care about height.
>>5921431
>I only have time for a haircut on Saturdays
If you spent less time posting on 4chan every other day of the week, you'd have more time on your hands. I know you're single and the attention is a good feel, but when people start pointing you out at either from pics/posts... you gotta stop.
>>5921396
>get a cleaner short back and sides
don't
I had qt long hair like that when I was 17 and but I fell for the short back and sides meme and ruined my hair
my hair grows slow and it took so so long to get my hair even semi-long again
>>5921446
oh, and here i guess
>>5921446
I didnt post at all for the last 2 weeks or so because I was doing a competition and was away from home. And normally I post sporadically anyway.
its just that 5652 likes to call me out on these things. its nice i guess.
>>5921404
H U M B L E B R A G
>>5921462
Bro come on, I'm just saying not to post your images on fit, because they might end up on hm for some creepy faggot to jizz allover them.
>>5921456
>I didnt post at all for the last 2 weeks
>hey guys look at my lol so nerdy 4D cube and oh there's me behind it!
You're not fooling anyone. Also stop posting in mascgen making it fit related, so you can bring up your no gain routine.
>>5921396
Looks pretty good in general. Just ask your barber to cut down the volume a bit on the back and sides
In general it's a good look. You want that varied shaggy feel.
>>5921472
>put pictures out on the internet
>surprised that they didn't fall into a black hole
what kind of prissy faggot would give a shit anyway
>>5921473
oh yeah, i forgot about yesterday. I got back from the competition Tuesday night.
and when i took that picture I did consider standing up, moving out of shot and then leaning over to precariously dangle my tesseract in front of my fixed webcam with one hand and take the picture with the other, but it seemed a little tryhard and I figured nobody would mind if i didn't bother with all that.
sorry about that, it was just laziness on my part.
but I *definitely* havent posted on mascgen for almost a month, so idk what you're talking about there. maybe someone has a similar posting style to me and you got confused?
>>5921481
Are you ok with randoms jizzing to pictures of you? I still feel bad about posting that picture.
>>5921503
tips for un-mayonnaising my appearance?
>>5921490
>that passive aggressive defense posting
It's cool feelgood. There are others on here that do the same attention whoring. Swede and Rugby. Circe. SP did it and he got a husband from it.
>>5921456
Would stick dick in what i can see. Post more sexy
>>5921456
post jaws now
>>5921526
>Posting anything but skinny hands
This bus driver is playing "pop goes punk" bad romance and bulletproof. I've never heard someone exclaim so loudly and proudly they were a powerbottom.
>>5919822
This is funny
>get on tc
>log in
>everyone on cam looks like they want to kill themselves
top kek
>>5921591
Haven't you looked at your face?
>>5921770
>rare
Haha I get it
>>5921731
That was pretty good anon. But I'm sub vers.
If I like fucking women but lack overt interest to the point where I have to do it to remind myself I still like it, am I gay right now or just on my way to gay?
>>5921671
at least some of them look like cute nutcases
>>5921770
objectively dont have a weak jaw tho? lol basically everyone else that knows me irl has always said i have pretty aesthetic facial structure
my chin is smaller than a lot of peoples..?
>>5921881
looks like someone hit a nerve lol
>>5921881
Tinytooth, of the Softbite peoples.
>>5921892
more confused t b h bc no-one has ever said that to me previously
>>5921931
I knew there was something fishy about the times.
>>5921671
Tfw no soalone bf
>>5921910
cbf to take any new pictures right now
use your imagination (and yeee i know awkward facial expression + selfie generally haha)
>>5922046
jesus am I the only twink itt who hasn't bleached his hair platinum?
>>5921770
>exclusive pm
Still waiting, cunt.
>>5922115
yes feelgood. you are
>>5922122
thats not me
>>5922122
Feelgood unironically thinks he's masc.
>>5922046
>>5922115
I only bleached mine to a burnt gold like you see on guys in those kung fu movies.
>>5922046
senpai what are you doing
Is it bad that the only reason I don't want HIV is that the meds give you gyno?
>>5922249
>not even dignified a response lol rude t b h like wtf
sry, 4got u need constant reassurance
your jaw isn't that terrible, but you were right about your chin
>>5922217
I think having HIV would be badass, it turns you into like some superpowered human with toxic blood, if you don't like someone you can just slice open your arm and spray them with a death sentence and run away cackling.
there should be more gay films
>>5922305
This is like some stupid shit Girl With Pneumonic Drill would say.
>>5922289
>responding only to shit on my self esteem even more
literally hate you hitler
>>5922115
Bleached hair just looks bad. Especially when your skin is so pale it matches the new hair color
>>5922324
dont u have some like page boy looking haircut
>>5922324
what if you aren't pale(although still white obviously) and have hazel hair and eyes?
I need to know for reasons
What is your opinion about him?
>>5922381
>have hazel hair
Youngest in the family or the only one?
