every thread until youre jealous
>>5916286
the one with the beard is really cute but what is up with the girl's hair?
>>5916286
I wouldn't say jealous.
But I do think in a way it's kind of cool that you two were able to connect and experience something at least.
Notwithstanding, where's my god damn boyfriend then?
>>5916286
You guys look super fucking cute together
>>5916286
Who here's a Geordie?
rate my bf
>>5916286
Rugby looks fat
>>5916320
Rather schlubby /10
>>5916320
He looks crazy hot
Also nipples A+
>>5916286
Cute couple. Sex tape when?
>>5916337
what does shlubby mean?
>>5916286
Can we not fucking do this. Jesus fucking christ on a stick.
>>5916345
That's no way to talk to a girl.
>>5916286
Who wants to play guess the bottom? It's a little too easy.
>>5916347
It means sort of dumpy, homey, unattractive.
>>5916313
Thanksss we are super fucking cute together actually
He's sleeping rn and I'm just sitting up for a bit talking to my Skype friends about how surreal this all feels. I get to be this happy? Can't be true, yet every day is twice as good as the one before it and everything feels so genuinely right. We've been dating over Skype since almost a year back but I never really expected everything to click in real life just like it did online. I thought it would be different when we met up, but it isn't. He makes me laugh just as much as he does online, we have conversations for hours on end about the latest news stories or whatever we find interesting. We're just kinda meant for each other I think.
I'm really having a hard time accepting the idea that I deserve something like this. I'm genuinely happy.
>>5916349
Women are subclass filth they're not even human.
>>5916320
pepperoni nips/10
>>5916319
wye aye
>>5916340
i agree
>>5916353
i like his nips, he moans like a ... not a bitch, but a classy lady when i bite them
>>5916357
come on high standards!
>>5916362
>honeymoon phase
Just wait until it all comes crashing down and your hopes and dreams set ablaze. You're both sluts, it won't last farther than 3 months.
>>5916383
>I thought you liked kids.
what
what made you think that
>>5916362
do you guys live together?
>>5916375
You actually type like some insane cunt on Tumblr. Please end yourself.
>>5916378
We're not all that slutty anymore. We haven't even had full-on penetration sex yet because we're mostly focused on the emotions and having fun together. Sure we play around and get naughty with each other, but it's not like we just had to have sex the first thing we did when we met up. We're taking our time.
>>5916393
>We're taking our time
Fisting within the next 24 hours.
>>5916402
they'll probably do some hoofing too
>>5916387
He lives in the UK, I live in Sweden. He's visiting me for 2 weeks now, living with me, yes.
>>5916407
>He looks like the kind of guy who just shits on a piece of rye and puts another piece on top and takes a big bite like no thing
what the fuck
>>5916393
So I take it you haven't eaten lingonberries out of his thick anal orchards yet.
>>5916417
so you'll be long distance once he lives? dude do as much fucking as you can while he's there, you'll make some memories
>>5916425
>tho
>Y'all
>Ugh
><3
>>5916427
We are doing loads of things. When he's going back again, he's only going back for about a month and then he'll come live with me again for a bit.
>>5916393
>we're taking our time
but still feel ok about giving day-to-day updates on your sexual activities to strangers on 4chan?
classy af
>>5916419
You asked for honest opinions.
>>5916434
oh good, my ex bf and i were long distance and it was really hard for me, he once came and visited me for three days and i literally made him cum 12 times
>>5916442
guess i just never knew what guys who eat shit look like
>>5916443
That sounds like such a boring relationship. Having your visits value measured in how many times you came. Sex is secondary, love is primary girl
>this is for reals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsoK8vx5WHU
>>5916458
don't be judgemental, it's not like he just came to emty his balls and leave, we actually loved each other.
>>5916460
Juppy on suicide watch. I'll be sure to comfort you at the funeral.
>>5916393
Once a slut always a slut.Both of you will end up cheating on each other or having an open relationship which is cheating on a larger level.
>>5916460
Just be patient - i cant wait to see the whole thing fall apart after a few weeks of seperation when Swede starts cheating on him
should be some topnotch banter
>>5916468
I'm sorry to hear it didn't work out. Long distance relationships are a huge struggle. Everyone knows it. But when you really really click, there's are no obstacles too hard to tackle. Some make it through, some don't, but why miss an opportunity to be happy?
>>5916452
I've gotten pretty good at recognizing these things.
>>5916502
i wish the archive wasnt down, then i could find that post rugby made about how LDRs are a waste of time, and that any "alpha" male should just cheat on their bf during their seperation
>>5916521
>wishing you could find rugby posts
Ew.
>>5916520
I'm glad you appreciate my humor. No one else seems to.
>>5916502
yeah, when you love someone it doesn't matter. i was with him for a year, and we got to see each other maybe like 15 times but it was all happy moments for me.
>>5916458
>Sex is secondary
>his online life is all sex lewd related
>millions of lewd selfies
Yeah hmmk. Secondary.
>>5916521
You could also find posts by me saying that sex is the most important factor in relationships and also that LDRs never work out. People change opinions, especially when influenced by love. It's completely normal and I'm sorry but I'm not gonna be sorry for listening to Rugby today more than Rugby X months ago.
>>5916521
>post rugby made about how LDRs are a waste of time, and that any "alpha" male should just cheat on their bf during their seperation
This
I remember reading this awhile back. Rugby is a cheater and always will be.
>>5916546
lol
>"no, hes different this time! you dont understaaaaaand"
you sound like a 14 year old girl
>>5916546
People don't change easily my friend. Everyone is set in their ways. Rugby stands firm on his previous posts. He is a cheater and he is a disbeliever in LDRs. Quit trying to fool yourself because we aren't amused or gullible.
>>5916546
>I'm not gonna be sorry for listening to Rugby today more than Rugby X months ago.
Why would anyone listen to either?
>>5916546
>First time meeting irl
>Love
>LDR
>Skype dating
Where are all of my smug anime faces when I need them?
>>5916565
It's fake happiness. None of it is real and it won't last. Not even jealous just being a realist.
I'm gonna crawl into bed and snuggle into position as the little spoon and try to join him in his sleep now, good night gaygen enjoy your thread
>>5916561
I consider it nothing more than a sign that I'm happy that posts like this can't even touch me. I'm guessing you're single, haha.
>>5916579
>>5916587
>I'm guessing you're single, haha.
Spaghetti'd by the meatball.
So, I'm now taking bets. Who will cheat first and when?
>>5916590
Thanks brah.
>>5916587
> posts like this can't even touch me
Okay walk blindly into the worst mistake of your life. Don't say we didn't warn you and no I'm not single. Try again faggot.
>>5916286
masc4fem truly is master race
>>5916585
okay but it's happiness nevertheless, he's a big boy he can decide for himself how he should feel
>>5916551
pretty obvious what the power dynamic in this relationship is t b h
rugby isnt even going to try lol
>>5916443
>three days and i literally made him cum 12 times
What did you do the other two days?
Just did my graduate school interview went well
^-^
>>5916624
gj lad
How do you make platonic gay friends /gg/? The only ones I have are ones through my BF. I think the problem is that I naturally flirt with people regardless of intent or gender and idk how to stop.
>>5916624
Must be nice knowing that any school or workplace will take you in for ~diversity~.
>>5916616
actually laughed. it was like 6 the first day, three times in the shower and a few the other days
tfw footf*g
>>5916634
i have the opposite question.
how do i go from gay friends ---> bf?
>>5916635
>uni application
>put bisexual as sexuality
>put religion as christian
I got an offer from all of the ones I wanted, they must really want heretics and blasphemers.
>>5916644
That's not opposite, it's just related
>>5916637
ya'll are so weird. be happy tho that your fetish is just weird and not disgusting like some others
>>5916635
won't he do it
>>5916634
>idk how to stop
Get your soul crushed leaving you as an emotionless shell of a human bean
>>5916659
I'm pretty sure my university straight up offers scholarships for LGBTBBQ people.
You just have to write a paragraph or something on how you've felt oppressed in the past.
>>5916675
I mean I only have 3 emotions as is.
Joy, apathy, and hatred.
>>5916685
Get rid of the joy.
You're not allowed to feel joy.
>>5916679
>You just have to write a paragraph or something on how you've felt oppressed in the past.
Somewhere along the way, someone caught the irony but kept it to themselves.
>>5916685
>3 emotions
>Not hungry, sleepy and horny
Pleb
>log into grindr and see I have at least 5 messages
>they are all just "hi" and the like
>Mark all as read and never reply
>feel extended and tell myself I'll reply next
Wash, rinse, repeat
I'm gonna be alone forever, 8 just don't see people have the courage to use this thing ;_;
>>5916546
So you are Swede, and you're dating Rugby now? For real?
>>5916714
>get 20+ grindr messages a day
>all "hey", "sup", "how u doin", or "u looking?"
>ignore all
>only talk to the ones who are obviously drunk
i'll never have a faggot to drown my sorrows away with
>>5916609
I have a question.
Why are you so heavily invested in what this dude does?
>>5916729
not him, but i wouldnt call "posting on an anonymous forum" being "heavily invested". It literally takes less than twenty seconds.
>>5916736
4Chan takes a lifetime.
>>5916746
>tfw got a lil boner
i need help. it cant be normal for a virgin to be mentally this much of a slut.
>>5916746
I'm more scared of being judged for living in poverty and not being 10/10 fit. The thought of bringing a guy home to my pathetic little studio apartment is nervewracking
>>5916762
if they think you're qt that's honestly all that matters
How do i use grindr if i still live with my parents? is it ok to ask if i can go to someone elses house or will everyone think im a loser?
>>5916736
You've obviously missed the point with your low intelligence.
What the question is, why does one care so much about what allegedly swede does?
Note that he says,
>walk blindly...worst mistake of your life
I mean, who can say that if they honestly don't know what their relationship entails without being so invested in Swede n Rugbug that much?
Which race has the ugliest dicks and why is it blacks
>>5916762
you have a place to yourself so that already puts you at an advantage. and don't worry about these things, you're hooking up with men not girls
>>5916768
lol, who's invested now?
>>5916766
parents = roommates
use yr head m8
>>5916766
no they won't. not everyone can host. you can go to other people's homes but be a little cautious/meet them outside first
>>5916777
It's just a question you didn't seem to understand or didn't want to answer.
Love the insecurity and defensiveness tho
>>5916794
>>5916803
>I don't have the ability to refute but here's some maymays
Classic
>>5916815
>Whataboutism
Cute.
"Discreet"
Suuuuuuuuuuuure
Just got done with yoga, that was fun. Now to head to the dining hall before it closes.
>>5916920
good blog I read it
>>5916775
That reminds me of the last guy i was with. I was at his apartment and its much nicer than mine. His entire life was nicer than mine desu. He has a college degree, a circle of friends, he has been out to cons and has all these souvenirs. He is on good terms with his family too and he has a car.
I have none of that. No college, no car, no close circle of friends, and the only family relationship i have, my sister, becomes more distant by the day because i have trust issues so bad that cant even trust her.
Being in his place, all i could think of was how out of place i was being around him. I thought "why dont i just try to be his friend and open up to him?" but instead i gave up because i felt we were just too different. How could i be so selfish to think anyone would care about me after they find out how pathetic i am?
>>5916920
>yoga
What purpose? Is it rest day
>>5916579
>roleplayed with wizard
>judging
Were you a little school boy?
>>5916936
Just saying, it was fun and relaxing, I'd recommend it for anyone wanting to try.
>>5916947
It was a club I wanted to try
I thought I was gay but now that I stopped wacking it to porn I've become aroused again by super vanilla stuff. What gives?
>>5916950
Nah, I abused him.
>>5916362
God you guys are cute, I'm having the exact same feels and experiences after a trip meet up, I didn't even know what being happy was like before >.<
>>5916994
back to trannygen, grandpa
>obnoxious "locational" panning
ffs why need to get a job at the bbc t b h
they dont know what they are doing
>>5917002
Yes ma'am
The boys are cuter over there anyway
>>5916362
How did you meet?
>>5916362
>He's sleeping rn
>rn
Jesus christ. Had time to write that whole post, but has to be a faggot and do this. I bet he does this in real life.
So I'm a descendant of Nazis apparently
>Be Bosnian
>Call up my gramps about some stories about what happened with the guy who was charged with war crimes today
>Goes on to tell me his dad and uncles served in their ranks
wew
>>5917060
why do u care so much about an acronym
its completely normal + acceptable when writing in a colloquial manner to abbreviate words
>>5917071
>its completely normal + acceptable
No it isn't. Stop being a faggot.
>>5917069
Further proof Serbs were right.
Remove kebab
srbija slava)))
>>5917080
Serbs are a meme ţbh
>>5917075
what a well considered opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TEgBwTPBWk
>tfw coming to terms with being basement dwelling chubbyfag into anime.
Feels good
>Tfw no jewish bf
>>5917099
It was harder for me to come to terms with being an attention whore that it was to being gay
>>5917099
Looks like a really shitty anime.
>>5917106
>mira nikki
>akami ga Kill
>Sword art online1 and 2
>shitty anime
>>5917099
Nozzzy do you see Abe on tc lately?
>>5917111
Sword Art is terrible. The creator clearly has never played an MMO before
>>5917111
>mira nikki
Never seen it or heard it
>akami ga Kill
Decent action scenes, but otherwise a thoroughly mediocre anime with meh characters (except for the bro guy, I liked him) and a pretty lame ending
>Sword art online1 and 2
SAO is absolute shit tier anime, one of the worst of the worst. I can forgive you for liking akame as it wasn't too horrible, but SAO is hot garbage.
>>5917115
Not recently, pretty sure cocaine OD
>>5917121
Pic related
Is cock worship a legit fetish?
>>5916286
Anyone got more pics of Swede?
He's cute
What type of creature is this?
>>5917128
that's just sucking dick good
>>5917151
Well i do love suckin dick tbqh
I fantasize about it often
Chewing tobacco just ain't that good anymore
>>5917145
What app is that?
>>5917145
Looks cute
Why are you fags so judgemental, jesus christ
normies leave
>tfw no bf
>>5916616
On the seventh day God said: "Let there be cum!" and he came. And he saw that it was good.
>>5917145
Kinda cute. Horrible lighting and photography tough.
>420+++++!!
>420 allllll the timmmmmeee
>*weed related emojis*
>>5917165
Hornet.
Its like Grindr where you have to pay to see extra photos
>>5916907
"Discreet"
>see him hang out exclusively only with girls all the time
>never around any guys
>works at a clothing store
how can a person look at a mentally ill british man who legit thinks he is a god and has carved a nazi swatiska into his leg for a giggle and think to themselves "yes, this person is dateable and i want to spend my life with this person"
Rugby x Swede lewd pics when
wait if this is gaygen why are there straight couple pics
>>5917145
>aero
dropped like a bad habbit
>>5917358
>dropped like a bad habit
I haven't dropped any of my bad habits in far too long
>>5917364
why don't you drop yourself on this black dick meet me outside the chickie's and petes
>>5917375
>>5916546
>inb4 you two brake up
>Manlets vs Manlets fighting each other for claim over swede
>>5917329
Well his escort page was linked in a gg thread a few days ago. SpoilMe was his name on the site. As much as I like swede, you're not wrong. He wants money.
Who #Trump2016 here?
>>5917126
D:
I miss Abe
>>5917469
haha maga build wall nimble navigator i love trump memes dude
>>5917469
Yes me. He will win NY by landslide I am voting for him. Clinton is pro Palestinian and wants to bring Muslims here
>>5917469
Probably most of us.
I think even on /lgbt/ he's the most popular candidate, though I might be wrong with all the bernout trannies.
Is the tc still just gaygen? I never see anyone in there.
>>5917503
I think they changed to another or something, idk I rarely go on tc anymore
>>5917497
>here
אתה מישראל
*sniffs the air*
wow
*inhales DEEPLY through nose*
wow
>>5917503
Its /notgaygen now qt
>>5917375
gross to all of that
>>5917521
Does it smell gay as fuck?
>>5917503
tinychat / notgaygen
> tfw full body orgasm.
2nd time ever having one but holy shit they make me feel like I'm going to die, but in a good way.
>>5917701
How'd you make that happen?
>>5917701
Probs a seizure desu
rate my bf (hes the brown boy)
>>5917551
wat
>>5917727
did someone attack him with a fork?
>tfw asshole is sore, but not because of good reasons
>>5917731
why?
>>5917727
9/10, would love
>>5917701
How do I achieve this?
>>5917735
im very excited about him. i get to cum in his ass this weekend.
>>5916286
ngl that's a cute photo
>>5917725
>Feels like body is vibrating violently. Body feels like a TV with a fuzzy signal and super warm and happy. If it were a drug I'd buy it.
He meant what did you put up your ass and how did you put it to get that orgasm?
>>5917732
Mexican food?
>>5917745
Yeah that, while I've had some great orgasms I've never gotten that extreme
>>5917753
No, campus food, idk I just don't like shitting stomach acid.
>>5916286
swede is going to die of his drug problems long before he ever really comes to love you lol
>>5917761
Did you douche? How often do you get fucked?
>>5916286
r8 my OC
>>5917861
10/10
Trump 2016
>>5917855
Yes, usually once to twice a week.
>>5917701
tfw no glorious full body orgasms with gatch
>>5918031
>typically top but occasionally bottom
>mfw amazing orgasms be had
I feel sad for my straight friends.
>>5918044
typical bottom but occasionally top
: D
>>5918055
It's always more fun to play multiple roles.
>>5918069
variety is the spice of life
>>5918081
I don't do it often, and haven't in quite a long while. It's definitely a thing I save for very specific people.
>>5918105
tfw no top bf to very rarely get to top
i want to cum on nicky morgans face
>>5918114
Yeah, it adds a nice element to it. Hot damn those incredibly easy orgasms...
>>5916286
I'm not jealous at all. I'd probably feel so empty if I were one of you.
>>5918149
I'm sure swede feels plenty empty.
>"is it in yet?"
Yo bluewin here
I'm happy for ya swede and rugby, good luck! I'm gonna go back to studying for midterms so probably won't reappear for awhile.
>>5916286
>a normally occurring thing like a relationship happens
>WE WANT YOU TO BE JEALOUS
Granted, it's been a while since I came here so this is news to me, but in all honesty, who truthfully cares?
I mean, good job, I guess but really... why does it matter? Or am I missing a point here?
>>5918124
...wtf?
>>5918264
I think the point is we're supposed to believe that those are two actual gays, from /lgbt/, who actually met up and actually have sex.
I mean, assuming that I even believe that, why would I be jealous of two people who are, evidently, personality-wise, black holes, getting together? I mean, I guess they deserve each other, and really aren't just two dumb teenagers some pedo is trying to troll?
>>5918467
looks like a dude in a dress tbhon
>>5918535
So... two guys met on a thread FOR gay men and now fuck each other? Oh... okay... neat.
The fact they broadcast it is sad though. Like they need outside confirmation.
>>5916297
This
>>5918549
I think you're missing the point. 4chan is nothing but lying pedos posting pictures of other people in an effort to bully them. On the rare occasion where two trolls actually do meet up and pull a moot and say they want to be the little girl, they don't actually fuck, they just exchange child pornography of little girls.
>>5916286
Hey swede what kind of sweater is that
>Yesterday night bf got grumpy because I did not want to get high and drunk with him
>He said I was not fun and didn't know how to relax
Ugh...
>>5918642
He's right.
>>5918687
I don't see how either of those things makes you more fun.
>>5918744
That's what boring people always say.
>>5918744
Most people aren't ever interesting unless they make a mistake, and being high and drunk makes you a lot more prone to mistakes.
>>5918748
I don't think this will go anywhere. I need a more detailed explanation.
>>5916286
it's not like this is the ideal relationship but from what i've seen they're super cute together!
swede hasn't really been on gaygen in a long time and it's for reasons that I'm not gonna be the one to disclose, but in general having rugby there is really good for him and it's so sweet that it happened.
Even though rugby is a total cunt and their relationship is guaranteed to have issues, the polite thing is to not act like a 4 year old girl would when kissing is featured on a movie screen and at the same time, candy is given to her friend but not her. "EW. BLEAH. THIS IS GONNA END IN TEARS I JUST KNOW IT. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT A BF ANYWAY. shut up.
>>5916286
I hope a meteor crashes into your house and you get space cancer and die.
>>5918793
>I hope a meteor crashes into your house and you get space cancer and die.
Top kek. I love gaygen sometimes. Not swede or rugby here.
So I kind of became friends with this guy some time ago. He's typical robot, awkward and kinda creepy because he's so desperate with all the girls. But I try to be as kind to him as possible because I've been there too. A while ago he found out I'm gay too, I'm not making a huge number out of it but I'm not in closet either. Suddenly he starts making some quite gay posts when before that he has never been like that and all the time complained how he can't get a gf. Then he started talking about his new "crush" and never said whether it's man or woman, I started fearing the worst. Now he confessed his feelings to me and it was the most awkward thing ever, I even straight asked him is he really gay or did he just decide that because of me and he asked why does it matter. What do I do, I don't want this guy to have a crush on me but I don't want to make his self-confidence even worse either. He's becoming a real beta orbiter to me.
>>5918775
>and it's for reasons that I'm not gonna be the one to disclose
(university drop out, has pretty much no life outside of e-relationships + doing drugs, has sex for money and his family hates him)
>>5918886
I feel bad that this makes me feel good
>>5918914
thats just like an overview
sneaky peeky into his pathology
>>5918949
Pls, do go on.
>>5918886
>has sex for money
http://eskorterplats.com/search?s=halmstad
woo lad he has 3 hearts
>>5919094
what do the hearts mean? number of reviews from customers perhaps?
>>5919104
http://www.6annonser.com/user/view/d2279adfeaf1656cff2dd8fbf74fde66?sp=
>>5919112
that isn't a language I know, wasn't helpful
Why am I attractive but still lonely as fuck?
I thought gay guys were shallow? What am I missing?
>>5919126
You are probably unattractive
>>5919126
you have to actually go outside for a guy to see you
>>5919112
he is a ts escort?
>>5919133
guess so.
