>tfw ur a girl
:)
>>5914492
>tfw you finally become a 2d loli
:^)
DISCLAIMER : Trannies aren't girls
>>5914501
not true btw
>>5914501
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
>tfw u smell like one
>tfw lost the gene lotto
>>5914492
I miss this s4s girl
>>5914492
post butt
>>5914492
>tfw you are a shapeshifting alien
>tfw you can replicate and consume any living creature, and assimilate into entire groups until you've become them all
>tfw you are trapped in the Arctic with a bunch of paranoid scientists and Kurt Russell
Flamethrowers suck, senpai
>tfw ur a girl
>tfw huge man hands and feet
>tfw broad shoulders
>tfw nice butt and legs
I don't even know
>>5915122
>blueberry body butter
>mocha lip balm
>coconut oil hand cream
Who else here smelling delish?
>>5915663
It sounds like you'd be fun to hug.
>>5915716
I am not sure what exactly you mean by that, but thanks
>>5915802
Wide upper body and big enveloping hands, probably tall and have a nice butt to grab.
>>5915859
you're right except for the height, I am just 170cm/5'7''
>>5915873
Oh ok, never mind.
>>5915943
:D
sorry, senpai
>tfw you're a human being
Feels homo sapiens, man.
>>5915665
Summer slut body cream and perfume.
Boys at work keep getting close to me :3
>>5916323
>summer slut body cream
?
>>5916484
It's called summer passion but I feel it that
>>5916665
You mean this? http://www.summer-passion.com/index.html Or is it something else? How do you get your hands on it?
>tfw ur a >girl
>>5914492
>>5916255
homo pig sapien, cro-magnon is feels best
check your evolved privelege
>>5916323
Naisu desu. I wanna get some raw shea butter and essential oil and take a crack at making my own body butter sometime. What scent is sluttiest?
>>5916323
Just the guys that work with you or some clients too?
>tfw you're a CIS male scum but girls still like you because I'm not a complete dick.
>>5916840
YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>5916919
no I'm not fucking white males.
>>5916956
Then why bother 'being'?
>>5914492
Is life happy and nice? I hope that life is happy and nice. :^)
