>Gay General
Go out and try new things!
You can do it!
Ganbatte!
>last: >>5907617
>>5911151
You'd be surprised. I asked a guy I barely knew if he wanted to visit Oxford with me, and he was agog, and really eager.
in fact, I enjoyed it so much i asked another guy today if he wanted to visit Oxford as well, and we are making another trip next week.
You are assuming people will reject you without actually letting them decide for themselves - rather presumptuous, dont you think?
>>5911156
Remove Kebab
>>5911166
>All goals are effectively the want to do great things
Have you ever heard of a Motte and Bailey doctrine? That's what you're doing right now.
>>5911156
I'm going to take /lgbt/'s advice and find my own straight man poo
>New thread before bump limit
>>5911163
some anons bullied him into stop tripping. i think. i liked feelgood
>>5911163
I used to trip, but I found that it
a) wasnt doing what I wanted it to do
b) was corrupting my posting style and making me more concerned with my "image" than I should be.
I dont post that much anymore, I am very busy with revision.
>Tfw best gaygen couple
JuppxSP a shit 2bh
>>5911190
Agreed, this was made post-bump limit
>>5911177
Go here instead
>>5911180
>he thinks death means when you actually die
no death is when no one remembers you
Life is vague and people want to extend past it
>>5911187
I don't care what I'm doing desu
Can you point out how I'm wrong?
What do you believe the point of human's life is?
Don't give some relativist answer either
I won't accept that
>>5911178
But i'm sure you can hold a 1 on 1 conversation for more than 5 minutes. I'm ok in groups because i can just shut the fuck up and talk when i have something to say and let the others do the small talk though so I can invite 2 or more people. I'd have to overcome the anxiety about actually telling them. I should talk about this specific possibility with my shrink tßh, ty
>>5911211
There is no point or meaning with life. If you want to make a meaning in yours there will be a meaning for you, but outside of that its just life on a spec of dust in unlimited space that cares little for morality or justice or purpose.
>>5911203
please stop posting beastiality threads.
>>5911229
I can now, sure.
I couldnt 9 months ago.
>>5911234
>relativist answer mixed with nihilism
ugh this is why I hate people
>>5911236
Oh g-d you're still here or someone's pretending to be the real rabbi
>>5911211
>What do you believe the point of human's life is?
>Don't give some relativist answer either
>I won't accept that
Amazing
How's this: I think the objective, invariable 'point' of a human's life is to find God and achieve moksha.
I mean, what. You're defining the parameters, yet 'no relativist answers allowed!'?
I see no meaning to the word "point" except defined relativistically. The point to whom?
>>5911244
Life isn't a collective project. We have no goal we are working towards. All you have is yourself.
You can make a claim what life is about but that will always also be relativistic.
If you say the purpose of life is to leave a heritage, what about all the people that never did. In fact, most people didn't. How much do you know about blacksmith Tom that lived from 1729 to 1747. Nothing, because he left nothing.
Most men that have lived throughout history have never even had offspring, so they haven't left a bloodline as a legacy even.
And if you think anything you might do in your life somehow has an impact in a universe so vast we don't even know most things about it, you are more deluded than what you claim is nihilism.
>>5911272
>We have no goal we are working towards.
Actually yes, that's science, its goal is to ensure the survival of the species as well as to make life progressively easier for us.
>>5911262
>g-d
please stop this disgusting Reform narishkeitn.
i am only rabbi here.
>>5911281
That's a choice we have made, not a collective project. If it was we would encourage everyone to be scientists in some manner.
If nuclear war broke out and civilization as we know it ended there would be no use for scientists or technological progression, its a flimsy piece to say is humanities collective project, since for most of the time we have been alive, or the earth has existed there has been no science.
In that regard science is just a physical approach to religion because people fear that they are one day going to die, so you have pop-scientic stories about extending life or going to other planets, because it sells clicks and gives us hope.
>>5911281
Hey "I Fucking Love Science!!1" mongoloids: That's not what science fucking is, and it's not undertaken teleologically or as a collective 'project' at all. It's a method and a base of working knowledge, stemming from innate hunger to better to 'know'
RIP Circe
you were a bit autismal with the webms but I thought you were cute at least
>>5911301
dont use the plural, there is only one of those guys.
i dont share any opinions of his
>>5911272
the purpose of life is heritage
Tom had children and his line is still alive today
the men who died with no relation or lives or futures touched are dead
the universes vastness means absolutely nothing
just having an affect on the town in which you live is an impact
You don't have to change the world
Do you think that's what I was claiming? No
All you have to do is something that will help or affect someone in the future
I can understand why a lot of gays have trouble understanding this line of thinking though
Children and the future aren't really on the list for them
>>5911304
circe pls go
>>5911301
>it's not undertaken teleologically
not even gonna answer this crap
>>5911310
>have to do
Hey, you know what? Just fuck off. You do your thing and I'll do mine.
>>5911301
>stemming from innate hunger to better to 'know'
Even that's a bit idealistic.
/gaygen/, it's question time.
how many people have you had sex with? out of those how manu have you done butt stuff with?
>>5911301
As a science fag i'd say it's pretty much a collective project
That's how most scientists look at it at least (they're physicists so I don't know about chemists and biologists and such)
>>5911320
Well bravo, you didn't!
>>5911304
>mfw it's real
I thought I'd be happy but I'm actually not
>>5911330
1 and 1
>>5911324
Yeah that's not going to work anymore
You see your line of thought has taken over the west and has produced a class of selfish individuals who can barely think past a year and have no respect for the pillars of society
Honestly I'm not a liberal free thought free life type of person
>>5911330
Maybe like 15 and 8
>>5911310
You don't have to do anything, and throughout history most have not and today most will not.
Most do not leave the world in a better place than when they arrived, and most people do not have children. Birthrates are falling through all of the world, more people have lived and died than are alive today, and most of them never had children.
People are too busy getting through the day and getting food and sleep to care about leaving an impact or a heritage, because they learn they never will.
Eventually the sun will cease to be, and nothing you ever did on this earth would have mattered. Even if we somehow escaped this solar system by then, even later entropic heat death will occur and all of the universe will end.
But if leaving a heritage means something to you that is good and you should hold on to that, but that doesn't mean that is the meaning of life.
>>5911346
That's nice. Don't care. You gonna force to me work for your nebulous "greater good"? (Let me guess: you'll be in charge.) Good luck. Fuck off.
>>5911330
4 and 4.
>>5911347
Nothing. He's probably getting notifications right now cause you said his name.
>>5911330
18, 5
>>5911156
How long do you think it will be before Magnus comes out?
Also, does anyone want to play chess?
>>5911347
slit wrists and hung him/herself, according to folks on mtfg who have him/her on facebook, mother just made a post about it on there
>>5911330
>how many people have you had sex with?
1
>out of those how manu have you done butt stuff with?
0
>>5911287
Ewwwww it really is you!
Missed you bb
>>5911330
I lost count aaaaaand - I lost count
>>5911368
That's kind of fucked up, I didn't exactly like Circe, but I don't recommend anyone trying suicide.
>>5911330
I'm as pure as virgin snow
>>5911354
You're right
Nothing matters
Might as well let the system collapse
Fuck the future
Posts like this make me firmly believe that the average man is not better off knowing about things like the heat death of the universe or sun ceasing to be
I think they're worst off for it
Bringing in shit that wont matter for a billion years is infantile when humans have only been around for a fraction of a fraction of fraction of that time
Maybe nothing does matter but like free will not existing it's a thought that is cancerous to humans and only breeds destruction
Why even continue breathing if you think such thoughts?
>>5911357
Yeah actually
I'm pretty big on totalitarianism in the west
>>5911425
Because I like living, but I don't think there is some higher purpose to life or that I need to leave some heritage.
>>5911433
why do you like living? have you ever been dead?
Why does living matter?
I think there is a higher purpose and it's the drive behind most actions humans make
What does gaygen think of feminists?
>>5911355
Epsi how are you? You seem doing better
>>5911463
I'm doing pretty well, been getting back into doing exercise, gonna do yoga tomorrow, trying to get more involved in social stuff around the campus, also met a guy for coffee on campus earlier.
>>5911447
I had no heart rate for about 30 seconds during a nephrectomy. Obviously I have no memory of that seeing as I was under anesthesia, that's as close to death as I have been.
I like living because there are things in life that makes me happy and that I enjoy being able to observe, but I also know that humanity is at most 200000 years old, and set up against the history of the earth that is nothing so I rather think we are a coincidence and to believe we have more purpose than that is foolish.
>>5911462
feminist in the sense that i belive women and men are equal and should have equal rights and should be treated the same? yes. vaginas are gross tho still.
>>5911462
Should keep their whiny noses out of men's business.
>>5911462
No.
>>5911470
Well I think that it's foolish to think human life is a simple coincidence
If we encountered another intelligent life I might think that maybe
Anyway even based on that sorta thought the purpose for life that I believe humans hold is effectively an extension of a want for children (which is something all animals have) mixed with intelligent creations (something unique to humans)
>>5911470
I feel kind of the same way, I don't think we exist for any grand purpose, but are rather products of chance. Are we unique? It's hard to say as the only evidence we have of intelligent life existing is us, doesn't mean there isn't other life, just that we haven't discovered any yet. I thought this post about Fermi's Paradox was quite interesting and also maybe slightly worrying. http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/fermi-paradox.html
Some people are completely delusional
>>5911499
I know there's one unique thing about earth and the solar system itself (other than the size of it)
It's very odd, relatively early in terms of development, and we still don't really know how everything came to be (early solar system physics and planetary alignment is a pretty hot topic still since there's so many questions)
>>5911501
>partnered
What is up with these people
>>5911501
what's wrong with this profile? i'm strictly monogamous but thag doesn't mean everyone has to be
>>5911521
Because it'll end up with a double murder/suiicide
anyone else here hate themselves
>>5911501
>6'4
hnnng
>225 lbs
hhngggg!!
>white
HHNNGG!
>not looking for a hookup
HHNNNNNGG!!!!
>partnered
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5911542
yeah
everyday
>>5911469
Good for you that you are doing things to improve your life. Did you stop taking medicaments? Since I started SNRIs it is harder for me to go to gym.
>>5911330
5 and 8
>>5911554
No, if I was to stop taking my medications it would be horrible. I'm taking a dose that works pretty well, 250mg Seroquel at night and 20mg Geodon in the morning, 40mg at night.
Hey guys, i'm an 18 year old guy who has never had any kind of sexual encounter and I feel very insecure about it.
Thoughts on using grindr? Is it going to emotionally scar me?
>>5911562
You'll become a little slut in about a week.
>>5911562
I don't think it's a terrible idea, but don't rush into things. Try to find someone who seems decent, talk to them a bit, maybe meet up beforehand and get to know each other.
>>5911571
is that a bad thing?
>>5911562
>Is it going to emotionally scar me?
Most likely but when you are a virgin most things emotionally scar you.
Like the first time I had sex I gave the guy shitdick
I couldn't bottom again for like two years after that
>>5911347
>What happened to Circe?
Tried to an hero and now is in the hospital
apparently
>>5911330
0 and 0.
>>5911330
how do you have sex if not buttstuff
>>5911618
PIV
>>5911600
Could be worse: as a Virgin, I topped my bf... So anxious and nervous that I couldn stay hard at all. I cried afterwards
>>5911562
practice with girls first
it makes it really really easy
>>5911662
>Waaaah I had a bf and had sex :^(
Cool post.
>>5911330
7, 2
>>5911668
Sexual insecurity broke us apart and destroyed my self confidence... Took me years to break out of that anxiety.
Hell, I once lied to a guy that I was raped because sex scared me because I could never stay hard and didnt want to ruin that
>>5911679
I don't like talking to them either. But sometimes to become a man, one must make sacrifices.
>>5911679
Where do you live anon, I'll come take your bp virginity.
>>5911688
>become a man
>by sticking your dick in rotten corned beef
He's better off enjoying sex than wasting his time
>>5911697
Surrey
>>5911688
>But sometimes to become a man, one must make sacrifices.
Truth. Also doing things you do not want to do because they are right thing to do.
>>5911704
Well that's not gonna happen, sorry anon I tried.
>>5911697
tfw will never do chem homework with Epsi
Grindr is really just the worst today.
>on /hm/ the other day
>entire thread dedicated to gay cucking
fuck, I thought we were immune to that shit
>>5911330
I've had my dick in zero butts and had zero dicks in my butt, but what else do you consider sex?
>>5911757
what sort of gay cucking? a gay guy fucking a wives husband, or...
>>5911776
cucking among a gay couple
>>5911782
the boring kind of cucking.
>>5911766
"Dick."
>>5911562
>Is it going to emotionally scar me?
Probably. To try and avoid this, MEET IN PUBLIC FIRST. Have lunch, or a coffee. Do NOT go to the person's house, especially do not get in their car, if you sense anything wrong at all.
If they ignore your boundaries at all get the fuck out of there asap.
>>5911799
sry, meant figurative dick
>>5911330
17, 4
I feel like I keep trying to talk to people and put myself out there but I guess because I'm short and obsessively nerdy with Neet hobbies, no one cares.
What's the point...
I just got fucked by a guy with a really weird shaped penis
>>5912124
Care to draw a diagram?
>>5912124
we dont care, circe2.0
>>5912107
How short babe.
I love short QTs
H-how should I do my hair /gaygen/
I want to look cute
>>5912142
meme cut
>>5912124
>>5912136
This.
>>5912141
5'5, so not even cute manlet, just in between
>>5912160
phew, baby. Do you like short guys too?
>>5912160
>not even manlet
>is toddler sized
lol okay
>>5912165
Doesn't matter to me. So long as they have warm arms and wanna play vidya
>>5912170
I guess because I only ever think of Manlets as 5'0-5'3
5'4-5'8 is just... Nothing. Not short to be fun size, not tall to be attractive
>>5912153
Sweet, just gotta grow out the top a little then. Thanks fampai. Back to /ftmg/ now
>>5912181
So where you located at?
>>5912192
I'm 5'8 and still definitely a manlet
5'4 and below is just child sized
>>5912160
Hey bb.
?
>>5912287
jesus christ that gayface.
Homosexuality is in the genetics. It fucking has to be. Gayface should be a definitive proof that people can inherit a gay gene.
>>5912198
Texas
>>5912131
Umm I can't draw well, but like the head of his penis was like weird. Where the head attaches to the shaft wasn't there were the urethra was so there was kind of like a bigger hole there.
>>5912340
oops forgot the trip
>>5912340
>Where the head attaches to the shaft wasn't there were the urethra
what did he mean by this?
>>5912327
So did you want me to come pick you up and start a new life?
>>5912374
It's kind of hard to explain. Like the head was like fully formed or something. It was really weird and I couldn't get turned on during the whole hting.
>>5912486
I don't know what the fuck he just said
>>5912486
Shit, that hair combined with the wine is giving me some Castlevania flashbacks
>>5912486
Also
>Beats
What a fag
I think I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Today was the first time in years that I picked up a pencil and actually enjoyed sketching out stuff.
It's beautiful.
>>5912531
he looks like negative photograph
>>5912545
flexx up boy
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>5912802
Damn... owned again
>>5912573
you luck out and get straight hair and this is what you do with it?
it looks like he's wearing a ric flair wig
boring thread.
>>5912521
Good for you!
>>5912972
don fuKKin lie 2me boy
Why do I always feel the urge to punch or slap the guy I'm having sex with's face?
what percentage of men do you think is gay, gaygen?
>>5913077
1 in 10
>>5913081
so, 10%? do you really think that?
most statistics point to 2-3%...
>>5913087
2-3% is bisexual. Exclusive homosexuality is less than 1%
>>5913081
.5% at least, 3% at most.
>>5913133
>Exclusive homosexuality is less than 1%
Bullshit.
>>5913223
More are Kinsey 1-5 than 6. Exclusive homosexuality is rare.
>>5913257
It is not that rare, though. I've seen a lot of different statistics, with the most conservative ones claiming that at least 1.1% of men are exclusively gay. Anyway, from my experience and from what I've read, I would say about 4-5% of men are pure homos. Kinsey himself found that 4% of men were a 6 on the scale.
>>5913257
Gay men outnumer bi men almost 2:1. What you're saying is true for women tho.
>>5913309
i don't think these statistics really tell the truth cuz i think there's a huge percentage of gay or bi men that won't be honest in surverys and stuff. there is probably way more bi men than gay cuz just from experience there are a lot of straight men (at least they think they're straight) who won't say no to a blowjob from a guy ar even to fucking a guy
>>5913077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation
pretty interesting stuff...
apparently Brazil is the gayest country in the world, while New Zealand is the straightest
God damn I am so sick.
For the past few days I've had a bad fever and I keep coughing really hard. When I try to get up and walk around I feel dizzy like I'm about to faint. I can't sleep because my whole body aches.
>>5913374
congrats on the hiv, now go around and spread the gift
>>5913322
This is true. Also most bi guys just say they're straight.
>>5913299
my best friend and I sucked each other off once but I'd hardly call that sex
>>5913322
Yeah agreed. Straight guys tend to vanish after a beer and an offer of a blowjob. (exaggerating a bit)
Daily reminder not to bother with bi men.
Daily reminder gayscum only exist to be disposable fuck toys for bi masterrace.
>>5913586
word
>>5913588
>it's sex when there's two or mote people involved.
I've been told it's only sex if it's penetration
have I been lied to this whole time
am I technically not still a virgin
>>5913600
If theres no penetration theres no sex. How does two people even work as a definition? Hold hands with someone else? Sex! Kiss? You slut.
Silly.
>>5913600
a lot of gay men (i would say 25%, a number i pulled out of my ass) don't like anal that much. doesn't mean they can't have sex or be in a relationship. i've had bitt sex with only a few people cuz i liked them and they were nice to me, but in my relationships anal is like a once in a blue moon thing.
>>5913603
what the fuck? yes it is. it's not mandatory to put a dick in a butt to make someone you're into cum. it's not a vagina it's not ready to go at all times, and while i've done it it's not the most natural thing in the world to shoot water up your ass.
>>5913607
I never said you had to put a dick in someones butt to make them cum; I said penetration is the definition of sex. Oral and the rest is just play.
Nor is shooting water up your ass a necessary predicate for anal.
Always considered myself Bi. Just went to a strip club recently and found it boring. Not sure if I am into women or not sexually. Pictures are alright but in real life I dunno.
Im high as fuck Imdunno if any of this makes sense.
>>5913613
Bisexuality isn't real
My traveling is coming to its end and it's time to reveal where you can find the best guys.
There is no better man than Australian. The boyish free spirit, respect for nature, mateship, good fitness, resistance of PC culture, great sex.
Avoid Brits.
>>5913610
if that's the definition i'm ok with not having sex most of the time
and good for you for finding guys who are ok with poop smelling dicks
>>5913627
if only i could understand what they're saying :(
>>5913613
>Just went to a strip club recently and found it boring. Not sure if I am into women or not sexually.
This is because strip clubs is all bad things about women but none of the good. They take your money and you can't even touch them
I had a dream that I need to email this certain guy and tell him about Jesus. I feel reluctant to do that because it was 8 years ago when I last seen him. Should I Google his name, email him, and tell him about Jesus or is that weird, creepy stalking?
>>5913627
>Avoid Brits.
reccing
>>5913683
especially you
>middle school, get seduced by 20-year-old and give my virginity to him in his car
>high school, deep crush on skinhead neo-nazi from same German class
>now seeing a guy in rehab with drug and cutting problem
How do I stop falling for dangerous guys? My relationship with my father is normal.
>>5913703
How is a random 20 year old dangerous?
>>5913707
I was 14 he fooled me he loves me but he just wanted to fuck and he got me drunk too
>>5913775
ewh
Is Daddy'sBoi99 too degenerate a Grindr name or does it tell you everything you need to know as far as daddy issues and sluttyness go
>>5913886
I Meant 98 not 99 desu
>>5913886
People born in '99 are turning 17 this year. How sad.
That sounds like a cop username, but sure - it communicates things.
>>5913887
xD
Like it really matter anon, haha
Your grindr name can be whatever you want.
Mine is just my name, Daniel. I never understood why other people don't put their real name
>>5913887
DAMAGE CONTROL.
>>5913892
Oh, I just realized that 98/99 was referring to his birth year.
Damn, i'm old
>>5913886
are you 17 for real? be ready to get a lot of messages from creepy dudes
>>5913898
Hi Daniel, I'm a Daniel too.
>>5913939
hi
I got a lot of Damn, Daniel! or just damn! messages on grindr for pick up lines.
at the club, people would should shout damn, daniel at me. it's been pretty sweet. makes me laugh every time
>>5913939
damn daniel
>>5913902
Yeah, it sucks.
>>5913983
i hear you man, when i was 17 all i wanted was to get fucked by non creepy guys in their 30s. didn't happen tho for like 5 years
>tfw you see 10/10 qt cuddling another guy
Why it can't be me
I'm so lonely
>>5914160
right now millions of 10/10s are having sex with each other getting blow jobs, giving blow jobs, jerking each other off, all kinds of stuff.
how does it make you feel?
>tfw no pat bf exist
>>5913983
>admitting to being underage scum
Why won't anyone read the rules?
>>5914193
It's not the same as when you see it happen in front of you. They're still going at it.
>>5914226
the rules are broken all the time but on most of the boards most of the time the mods are too busy nuking hot-pockets to do anything
The only time I've been banned was from /k/ for posting a drawing of an anamorphised futa A-10 being sucked off by a MiG-17
>on the one hand feel "incomplete" as a virgin and want to get fucked ASAP on grindr
>on the other would much rather have a proper bf my age, but that seems almost unimaginable
ugh.
>>5913299
oh idk if many would consider that sex, but there have been a few time where things like that happened
>>5914595
Why not find an age appropriate bf on Grindr?
>>5914745
>bf on Grindr
>bf
>Grindr
Not sure if Grindr is the right place for a "relationship"
>>5914745
>finding a bf on grindr
One more minute and one more post in a world where my entire generation of 18-28s are "young men" and "young women" who NEED YR HELP.
>>5914615
>I'm a varjan cough cough
>>5914755
So try Tinder, or another app.
>actually met a friend on Grindr.
>tfw no lean asian bf to fuck me every day
>>5914776
tfw no morbidly obese asian bf to fuck me every day
fuuuggggg its only been 20 minutes and the mandy is hittin like a fuckin freight train lads
/blog
>tfw you spit fire in a world so cold
And no bf to like it
>>5914832
yall still smell like piss
>>5914832
>meet up with your e-bf
>post on 4chan
>>5914889
This is the accepted procedure, not like this is the first time.
Can't wait for the murder suicide
>>5914832
you guys are super cute together :three
>>5914832
>taking md with no intention to go down to Vauxhall and party
Wasted drugs.
>you will never be a cute 2d fucktoy for a tall muscular guy that pilots a giant robot in an anime
>>5914963
> jealous
My bf is cuter than both of them and has a bigger dick than rugby. Soooo, no?
>>5914992
Shut up Gatch.
>>5914992
Yeah but everyone has a bigger dick than rugbys steroid cock
>>5914992
if you're in a happy relationship with a cute guy what do get by calling a couple gross?
>>5915018
I'll punch you, dawg.
Put 'em up.
>>5915021
> teleports behind you.
Ima, anata wa shinimasu. Desu.
>>5915018
Why not post a picture of your boyfriend then? Since he's oh so cute, while you look like a used cum rag
>>5915026
>Stabs you from behind
>It was a decoy you teleported behind
Aha! You must pay for your insolence!
>tfw you turned into a bitter fag that posts passive-aggressive The Smiths lyrics on instagram to hurt/beg your ex's for attention
I hate my life
>>5915018
>satisfaction
you do you boo
>>5914755
find both mine on hornet (it's an app like gridnr, where i live it's used more widely than grindr), first one lasted one year and the second one is going on for 6 months. there's no reason you can't build a relationship with someone if you have sex first and skip the boring date stuff
>at gym
>been going a few months but still a total noob
>cleaning off bench
>do not realize the nozzle for that spray bottle is fucked up
>jet of cleaning fluid goes rocketing off at a weird angle
>hits the guy lifting next to me
>well and truly horrified
>"whoops you squirted me."
>silently will the earth to swallow me whole
>doesn't work
>"…are you actually turning red?"
>not sure if I am or just flushed from working out
>panic mode engage
>he says it's "fucking adorable"
what's the easiest way to kill myself?
>>5915060
I recommend falling vladimir's example and impaling yourself
on that guy's dick
>>5915056
Yeah cause you probably don't have a bf because you look like a vampire with hair on fire
>>5915066
You caught me. It's all a ruse. The truth is I'm still a 19 year old virgin too pure for this world.
>>5915063
I mean, we chatted for a little while after and he was pretty nice but I think it was just because I was sperging so hard.
>>5915093
if he's giving you attention because you're sperging out, just keep sperging out around him then :D fool-proof plan to get that bp pounded, right?
>>5915093
maybe be likes you? do you like him?
>tfw learning to write in code
feels good man
>>5915034
Hooking kills any need or desire to date. The purpose of a date is to lead to fucking, to tease each other up, since we can sidestep that and just skip straight to the fucking theres nothing there afterwards, so on to the next hook.
>>5915093
I dont know many; if I call someone fucking adorable its usually because I think they're fucking adorable, which should obviously be construed as a good thing as far as wanting to fuck them goes.
>>5915160
>Its time to step back and watch the movement cru.... I mean grow into what it deserves to.
Haha
