Shame on us all for doubting them.
Remove kebab
>>5907617
Who are they? thats hot
>Tfw no strict Jewish bf
>>5907617
is it rugby cuz he's fat?
>>5907617
Barber: what kinda cut you want
HIM: CHOKE ME DADDY
Barber: say no more
>>5908146
I'm getting a haircut tomorrow what should I get
>>5908146
SO true
>>5908153
Get the bottom bear fade like ugby
>>5908172
I want that, I've been going down half a razor size each time I go to the barber but I can't get that look.
Does that style have a name besides "The Hitler Youth"?
>tfw no one to oil wrestle with
>tfw your bf thinks you're trying to be cute when you say you want to try being dom
Oh well.
>>5908741
https://clyp.it/x04rcpkv
>>5909029
>say you want to try being dom
that isn't how you be dom
>>5909029
um
>>5909034
This. It's like you just asked for permission to be dom. You don't ask you dominate him no questions asked. You dun goofed.
>>5909033
>https://clyp.it/x04rcpkv
You sound really gay
>would not listen to/10
>>5909038
He's an actor. He acts.
>>5909041
sounds like a retard tbqh senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY
>tfw good looking but no one wants me
>>5909044
It's probably because of your weak personality and ugly heart.
>>5907617
watch out for your wallet rugby
swede is a thief
>>5909037
>>5909034
that's what i tried first. He's bigger than me, but I think switching is hot, I like the idea of being the dominant one sometimes.
We were in bed watching a movie, and talking, and i started out by like teasing a little, and then when it seemed like it was getting frisky i got on top of him and held him down by the shoulders and he just sorta picked me up and flipped it around, so I said I wanted to be dom sometimes and he just sort of... chuckled and said i was cute and I just gave up, we had sex with him running the show as usual.
Should I actually say i'm serious? Seems a little dumb but it's not really fair if he doesn't take me seriously too.
>>5909051
He's already stolen my heart <3
>>5909048
I guess so. Why can't I clone myself to make a decent enough bf.
I'm so lonely...
>>5908146
This is so accurate it hurts.
>>5909062
You'd hate yourself after 2 days with yourself, trust me everyone thinks they'd be the perfect boyfriend for themselves, but gays who think this notion are selfish and terrible people. Imagine how they would be towards themselves when you see how horrible they are to others.
>>5909068
>hate
umm no but I'd probably bore myself though
only I know how I truly feel
>>5909029
>C-can I try being dom this time senpai? I mean only if you'd l-like that.
Do you shave your body
http://strawpoll.me/7161122/
http://strawpoll.me/7161122/
http://strawpoll.me/7161122/
>>5909077
Do you even have a job or are you like one of these NEET losers who are here 24/7?
Anyone else wish they could shrink their dick?
>>5909075
No.
It was after he flipped the whole thing, i just said "I want to be the dominant one this time"
it's not unreasonable, lots of guys dominate bigger guys in bed , i'm not saying i'd do it all the time, i just don't want to be the one with like no control every time.
>>5909094
Small dicks aren't masculine, so no.
>>5909090
I'm not here 24/7.
>guys who just stops replying
FUCK YOU AT LEAST TELL ME I'M NOT WORTH YOUR TIME
ANYTHING
>>5909099
This.
It's why black men are the best, because they have the biggest dicks and are the most masculine.
>tfw holding the love of your life's hand while driving on the road together
>that moment when you reach over for his hands while driving alone out of habit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6b9JpBFjd4
>tfw 200+ messages on grindr
>tfw 90% are pakis saying they want to rape me and niggers trying to be smooth
i just want an aryan cutie holding me through the night. but i'm cursed with a minaj butt and everyone thinks im a whore.
>>5909133
Fascinating how you can take something I say and pervert it with your nignog love.
>>5909134
>tfw holding the love of your life's hand while driving off the road together
>>5909124
Oh, but you are.
>>5909140
Are you mad because you have a tiny white boycock and can never really pleasure a man like blackies can?
>>5909029
Yeah I got the reverse problem. I'm not dom really much at all but my boyfriend seems to want a powerbottom thing going on and it doesn't really turn me on that much.
>>5909142
>>5909146
>implying white men can't have large cocks
>>5909142
>tfw your one night stand jerks you off while driving on the road together
>>5909155
I just lost my shit.
>>5909158
I wish my bf would let me do this. He gets boners on the road a lot while I drive. I grab his bulge and he gets all self-conscience about it and stops me from groping him. He say's "we're gonna crash" or "people can see us." Someday I might surprise him while on a long road trip.
>>5909144
Nope.
>>5909176
>>5909177
WHAT ARE YOU
>>5909179
Your worst nightmare.
>>5909187
Bastard! I'll thwart you yet!
>that pic
he prob still taste like piss tb h
>>5909058
you could try that, but if he laughed off you being dom when you tried without asking his permission, it isn't likely he'll let you be dom
>>5909195
>implying piss tastes gross
>>5909218
What are some of your odd fetishes?
>>5909195
Why is it britbongs are obsessed with pee?
>>5909227
it reminds them of all the rain they get
>>5909132
You were too needy/clingy, and I just was not attracted to you.
>>5909132
um
>>5909243
this
Christ man you have mental issues.You should go see a psychiatrist.
pls dox me
>WHAT YOU ALLLLL NEED
>>5909264
doxx yourself post address and full name
>>5909223
I think I'm pretty vanilla. Some light bdsm stuff. A bit of a size fetish, in that I love short guys.
Also got a huge thing for domesticity, cooking especially. To the point it's hard to be in the same room a s a qt that's cooking and not fuck them over the kitchen counter.
>>5909265
>no beard
that's not jesus m8, looks more like the angle of Bethlehem
>im not even religious and I know that
>>5909269
>Annskelly is into pocket gays
What about asians? Why not just date an asian trap
>>5909285
>pocket gays
Who wouldn't be? I mean you and throw them around in bed, they're low maintenance, and you get to dom them whenever you want just by putting stuff on the top shelves.
>asian trap
Never really got the trap thing. Maybe i'm weird, I dig chicks and dudes, but the stuff in between always grossed me out, traps, mtf, futa etc.
>>5909304
>you get to dom them whenever you want just by putting stuff on the top shelves
my bf does this to me
Don't chew the Trojan Gum it taste's just like rubber
>tfw your date is at your house an blows the piss window right before you have sex.
>>5909317
I hope they revamp Coneheads and produce new movies.
>>5909319
>not eating your date's shit
>>5909304
>but the stuff in between always grossed me out, traps, mtf, futa etc.
>not liking traps
HAHA FAGGOT
>>5909304
Ann post beard from nose and downward since you're so afraid of people seeing your face. In time you'll realize that if you're going to be an icon in this 4chan thread you might as well post your face.
Here I sit
I'm at a loss
trying to shit out
taco sauce.
I know I'm going
to drop a load,
only hope
I don't explode.
>>5909059
>how deep is your love nikko diva?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgqUJOudrcM
Am I getting closer to bf material?
>>5909366
Icon is probably a strong word. lol
>>5909482
mirin. Looks like you could do some more shoulder and chest work.
Also, post butt.
>>5909496
HNNNNNNG
>>5909482
pls work on your pecs, thx in advance
>>5909507
>samefagging
Ann pls.
>>5909515
lol I'm mirin that other dude, not myself. It's been a long time since my core looked that good.
>>5909496
Ann you're yummy, why the hell do you waste your time here?
>>5909521
Things are not always as they seem.
>>5909527
>>5909529
Obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
>>5909532
>Grown man takes narcissistic photos of himself making le silly/masc faces and uploads them on the internet
An even bigger red flag than being BLACKED in the past.
I think I should try doing pilates? Should I try doing pilates?
>>5909538
>being this fucking picky and prudish
No wonder you're single.
>>5909547
>Rushing to conclusions like this
I'm so sorry, Anon. You'll find happiness one day!
>>5909540
Pilates is for women. Shit's stupid yo. Lift weights like a real man.
>>5909549
>implying
>>5909554
Believe in yourself!
>working out 5 times a week
>arms too sore to enjoy giving hand jobs or fapping
When will it stop anons...
>>5909563
It's been like 2-3 weeks now, so I guess it'll go away soon.
Just makes me seem even weaker when I try to please a guy lol
>>5909580
Enjoy it while it lasts. Pretty soon you'll have rough calloused man hands, and unintentional death grip.
>>5909587
>unintentional death grip
...
>play rough with bf
>don't know my own strength
>mood instantly changes
>"stop, that hurt" - "we're done here"
>okay.jpeg
>commence the sorry cuddle pose
>>5909600
>be twink
>will never have to worry about accidentally crushing your bf's penis with your hulk hands
>good feel
Im waiting for Maki to come back from boot camp…
>>5909658
Shut the fuck up, Maki.
>>5909669
Nah nah I'm waiting for him cause he's gonna fuck me.
We were cringe-like flirting.
He's got a while more till boot camp is over.
He'll be back round the beginning of May
>>5909686
Shut the fuck up, Maki.
>>5909710
maki pls
>>5909720
stop with this maki
Who the fuck is this maki?
>>5909723
ffs maki
Might be hooking up with a daddy guy later today! Hopefully he respects the fact that I like using condoms for hook ups. Why does every guy on grindr want to catch hiv?
>>5909728
WE ALL KNOW ITS YOU
JUST STOP OK YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING
>>5909734
But seriously tho
who is it?
>>5909750
HES A CREEPY TRANNY CHASER PAEDO THAT NO-ONE LIKES
>put an ad on Craigslist saying I want someone who can accom to dominate me and use my ass and mouth
>guy sends me cock pics
>I ask if he wants to meet up
>he asks me if I'm gay and if I can accommodate
I'm starting to think the guys you get on CL aren't the cream of the crop
I really need to fight the urge to shitpost and tell i'm perfectly hetrosexual
>>5909732
Don't you hate how guys will INSIST they're on prep so it's okay? Repeating yourself does not make me trust you more.
>>5909785
It's pretty damn annoying honestly.
Anybody here ever hookup with their roommate?
>>5909780
People who use CL are retards. They don't read for shit and they never follow through on anything.
>>5909815
idk
the guy had endless spelling errors in his email. I only responded because he was hung
at least if you are a even passable twink you are guaranteed to get endless replies where you can select the 1% that are actually grade A daddy material
the guy mowing our lawn is so fucking cute oh god
>take multiple selfies
>all ugly
WHY ME
>>5909866
>taking selfies at all
>>5909872
What else do you call normal photos of yourself?
I just wanted to show somebody my new haircut ;_;
>>5909866
doesnt stop [insert trip here]
>>5909878
Why not actually meet that person?
Saves taking pics and you don't actually have to look at yourself.
>>5909780
>I'm starting to think the guys you get on CL aren't the cream of the crop
It's Craig's list what do you expect
>>5909902
Don't listen to him.
Follow ur dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmmms
>>5909912
All this pinkwashing is actually kind of funny because of how pathetic it is
>>5909728
Maki are you back?
pls be back
>>5909650
>dying at 25
>>5909902
It's ok it's not your fault your ugly
>>5909964
>twink
>upgrading to otter at 25
Pick both
>>5909780
people who hook up on craigslist are retarded and deserve to be cut up into small pieces and stuffed into some creepy dude's refrigerator.
>>5909990
That's a risk some of us are willing to take.
Pussy.
>Plz have good grammar :^)
Fags I swear
>>5910004
fucking dumbshamers
>>5910004
>fatties being picky
idk wether it's fun in a sad way or sad in a fun way.
>>5909974
Most twinks don't become otters though. They become sad old gays
>>5909866
You just have body dysmorphic disorder.
Share your selfies and let us give you our honest opinions.
>>5910040
We all become sad old gays, senpai
>>5910004
I'll never resort to using dating apps. Way too much cringe.
>>5910004
You like dating tards? I don't understand your problem with him for being a grammar nazi. Intelligence is highly attractive to many people. I for one refuse to date retards who can't spell worth a shit. When I see "wat up, how r u, u lookin, horny here u?" I think "This guy is a nigger or a retard? In some cases they turn out to be both. In which I reply, "Interested in whites only"
>>5910048
Not my hot daddy bf
>>5910083
Wow wait, no, that's racist.
>>5910096
It's not racist if my dick prefers whites only. That's just sexually selective.
I guy just hypnotized me with his cock. I've never wanted to suck a cock so bad before.
>>5910111
>>5910127
Why should I?
>>5910104
It's racist because you think blacks are dumb
>>5910111
nice trips post pics
>>5910104
You used the word nigger
Only racists and teenagers use that word
>>5909243
then tell me so fucker
don't be an awkward autist
>>5910104
whats the name of the dude in ur pic and i don't ever use proper grammar on the internet. i turned off autocorrect because its annoying.
>>5910130
Some blacks are. No where in my post did I say ALL blacks are retarded. Your reading comprehension is extremely terrible.
>>5910139
>blacks
>african american
>nigger
It's all the same man.
>>5910156
>person has bad grammar
>"he must be black!"
How is that not a huge generalization?
>>5910104
>your pic related
>white
what did he mean by this?
>>5910178
That's how a vast majority of black people type/speak. How is it racist that I point this out?
>>5910196
>That's how a vast majority of black people type/speak
[citation needed]
>>5910200
nignog shut the fuck up, no one cares
>>5910203
If you are going to be racist at least have the balls to own it, faggot.
>>5910206
If you're going to be on 4chan expect racism. You need to go back to REEDDIIITT or some other stupid fucking forum because this is 4chan, the name alone should give you preconception on what to expect.
>>5910219
you're trying too hard
>>5909990
are you implying that apps like grindr are John Wayne Gacey proof?
lmao
>>5910226
This.
>>5910083
No, just pointed out his hypocrisy for saying Plz and asking for good grammar
what music do gays listen to these days?
>>5910244
Did you point this out to him? I certainly hope so. If you did he probably got all self-conscience about it and changed it to "Please"
hahahah
>>5910256
Nicki Minaj
Kanye West
Beyonce
>>5910269
>shit taste
>>5910256
Beyonce
Britney
Justin bieber
Adele
Lana del rey
Taylor swift
Lorde
Sia
Rihanna
The same as always but with a little less gaga
>>5910256
only Taylor Swift. Everything else is trash.
>>5910271
>>5910269
Jesus fuck I'm surrounded by media cattle.
>>5910270
Blame the gay masses, not me.
P.S. Radiohead is shit.
>>5910256
AnCo, LCD Soundsystem, DNA, Brainiac
Lately quite a bit of Destroyer and some Reich
You?
>>5910277
2 cool 4 the mainstream, huh?
me too :D
>>5910206
>be a nigger lover
>expect to be treated with respect
there's your problem
>>5910277
I took it as him asking what gays in general listen to.
>>5910292
At no point I asked to be trated with respect. I just dislike spineless faggots
>>5910280
AnCo and LCD Soundsystem are great, and then there's Sufjan too
>>5910323
Suffy is fun. C&L is overrated though
Parasitic Wasp is a good song to cry to
>>5910322
>nigger lover
>doesn't expect to be treated with respect
Well, at least you're self aware of your choices and you know that no respectable person will ever date you. You pay the toll for burning the coal
>>5910335
Boy, I sure am sad I'm not getting any of that 'respectable' dick.
You got me, pal. Well played.
>>5910004
>Cancer Sun Sign
I don't fucking know what I expected
Which BareTwink is you spirit animal?
Mine is Felix Russo <3
>>5910361
I think that gave me cancer
>>5910362
roxy red a best
>>5910361
brb killing myself and taking some latinos with me
>>5910361
not going to lie. i would fuck the shit out of ariana grande before she became skeleton.
>your teen years have passed, and you never had a homo romance with an effeminate twink in a warm town near the coast, or maybe in the mountains. You never went to make love with him in a nearby cave in a cove or in the yellow-covered mountains during summer vacation. You didn't stay there until night watching the stars together with your hands touching. You never got woken up on the sand with his head on your belly. You never got back to town in the morning laughing with him about literally anything, and you never told him how happy he makes you.
why even live really
>>5910496
iktf anon
):
>>5910496
Who the fuck even cares?
People here are so obsessed with relationships and experiences they'll never have
Get over it. Know you'll be primarily alone for most of your life and that few relationships last.
>>5910552
Getting over it means you stop feeling. To stop feeling is to become dead
>>5910256
RapeEveryoneVevo.
The gay kids are all blasting it out their cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5smJEU2-iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqcnb9DaQ6I
>>5910558
>2016
>not being dead inside already
>>5910558
>thinking feeling is living
>thinking wanting something you'll never have is living
step it up senpai
>>5910496
>tfw you tried to have a teen romance with an effeminate twink
>tfw he turned you down just do he could be rejected by some other guy who doesn't know what he's throwing away
>tfw you jerk off to the thought of him sucking off the guy he likes more than you
Been a pretty shit week anon, iktf
>>5910582
Everything in life is living. Since suffering is inevitable, to deny and reject suffering is to deny and reject life itself, or at least part of it. I intend to live and that means embracing the bad feelings too, because yes, feeling is the only way of living.
>>5910598
>suffering for a non-existent relationship is living
SENPAI
>>5910585
>effeminate twink
did you give him the dick?
>>5910643
Wish I could.
More than that though I wish I could just hold him though.
I just want that little shit really, like cuddling while watching a movie or making him dinner or just fucking holding hands
>>5910625
It's suffering for a part of me that's sad that never happened, that's it. It's like, if you can't move your legs you'll be sad that you never had the chance to walk and run like other people. I'm sad that I never had that kind of relationship and the non-existence of that relationship is a part of me, as is the desire to have had it. Sadness is but the natural result of both those things. Not like I have any say in the matter.
>>5910660
>you will never lay down with him on a rug in front of the fireplace in a cold christmas night playing pokemon on your 3DS or reading a book while he spoons you and kisses your neck while waiting for the hot chocolate that you're making to melt
>>5910661
You're sad because in your imagined reality that sort of relationships and experience is normal
It's not
At least not for you
A blind man might feel sad about never having seen color but he doesn't dwell on it since it is not part of his life and never will be
When you obsess over things you can't have you just invite despair, depression, and anti-social behavior into your world
Like I said senpai
Step it up
You don't want to be a loser forever do you?
>>5910361
>tfw no bf to play smash with
>>5910680
This
I would do anything to spoon with him, for one night, and feel up his shirt. That's all. Fuck. I thought him being gay meant I had a shot, he's the first gay guy I've ever had feelings for. Turns out it just hurts that much more when they inevitably say no. Spring break couldn't come faster, I need to get away for a bit.
>>5910585
>tfw you jerk off to the thought of him sucking off the guy he likes more than you
you stop that
it will destroy you
i made a four-dimensional cube!
>>5910742
radical
>>5910731
I should stop it and honestly I don't know why I do it to myself, I've never been one to feel like shit after cumming but honestly after that I just want to, you know, post feels on gaygen obnoxiously
You speaking from experience?
>>5910742
That's only a projection of a 4 dimensional cube on the 3 dimensional plane... pleb
What do you think is the difference between people that go out on a whim and end up having great stuff happening to them, meeting new people, being invited to stuff and things like that even though they just wanted to sit alone and write/read.
Versus people going out and nothing happening to them, people barely take notice of them. They are more like ghosts than people. Even though they had the same intent to just read/write.
Is it looks? Mentality? Introversion contra extroversion? Affirmative thinking? Drawing things towards you by thinking positive? Being intuitive instead of logical? Body language?
>>5910496
>tfw slightly efeminate but not flaming teen twink
>don't know any other gay people
>no gay scene in my area
>even if I did i'm too shy and awkward to talk to qt guys or act non-autistic
opiates and daddies don't make up for loving cuddles desu
>tfw weight isn't going down.
I'm burning fat and getting more toned but I want to see the numbers on the scale. Somehow my body is managing to build muscle on a 1000 calorie diet where I'm doing 500 cals or so of exercise every day. My calves are getting kind of thick.
>>5910780
Its about following up. Everyone gets a couple of social opportunities a day, but hardly anyone notices them, or if they do they just think "huh, that was nice" and then never think about it again.
Make sure you follow up on shit and this will happen to you. As long as you dont have a toxic personality i guess.
>>5910787
>no gay scene in my area
Wrong. Look harder.
>>5910781
You caught me
I was thinking for a second how it could be 2-D then I realized it's a fucking photo
>>5910692
I'm a loser and always will be because my social skills are literally fucking 0.
>>5910780
People carry an air around them
For example I always carry an air of busyness because I hate most people I interact with on a daily basis
The one's i don't hate carry this same air around so I assume they're doing the same
>>5910787
i know all of those feels
but seriously how do you even meet gay people or know when someone is? other than apps which are just for taking it up the ass obv
>>5910812
Well I guess it sucks to be you
Poor you
Get used to the loneliness faggot
You'll realize you've missed out on so many experiences that you can have by yourself from just dwelling on the loneliness
>>5910837
like what?
>>5910842
Like all the time you could've spent on a half productive hobby
When you throw yourself at something like a hobby you tend to forget loneliness anyway
>>5910858
even better, you normally make a lot of new friends with said hobby
source: my life, where 80% of my friends are mathematicians or weightlifters
>>5910804
wow you're so smart
>>5910858
>productive hobbies
like... what? i'm not gonna learn to fix cars or make tables as a hobby mate
>>5910812
Sometimes the only way to improve your social skills is to put yourself in social situations, even if it is uncomfortable. I say this as someone who's kind of had that issue.
>>5910823
What is a gay bar? What is making friends? I'll take "aspects of social life" for $500 Alex.
>>5910868
Everything can be hobby
Get a houseplant and start learning basic gardening
Start painting
Do Math
>>5910868
not him, but here are mine
>running
>bonsai
>weightlifting
>painting
>puzzles
>singing
>teaching
and I always try and sign up to interesting maths + physics competitions and courses, I make the most friends from them.
>>5910865
Thanks
I try really hard
Just for you babe
>>5910898
I'm sure you can find something to talk about anon, I spend most of my days playing video games and I can usually still hold some semblance of a conversation.
>>5909482
Your nick sounds polish
>>5910903
and if you don't really have that much to talk about, try new things.
>>5910893
>singing
Karaoke?
>>5910884
I'd like to draw, but I'm way too bad at it. I kind of would like to do photography i guess, but cameras are expensive af
>>5910893
Physical stuff is hell. I love when I have to run to get a bus or something and I love feeling tired, but the nausea and internal heat is really bad
The others require talent
>>5910893
Hey you single baby?
wait
>maths
fucking english fuck
>>5910913
nausea and internal heat is only for cardio
you dont get that with weightlifing.
Oh and talent comes with time, and nothing else. Nobody is born good at anything, no matter what it might seem.
it sounds to me like you are inventing excuses...
>tfw calling bf daddy in and out of bed
anyone else
>>5910905
Actually, no, I'm not forced to come up with anything. There's a lot of time when I get out of class and walk with the people that I hang out with in uni and if it's just me and someone else chances are it will be 10 minutes of silence or class talk
been like this for like 8 years i don't think it will chage
>>5910913
none of anything requires talent
If you have no money then start going for the lesser (yet easily pirated) hobbies such as videogames, tv shows, movies, books etc
Also learn programming
Learn how to learn better
Honestly I don't do very many physical hobbies
Shit bores me too much
I cook and bake though (which is like the opposite)
Learn how to do that shit
You guys make me feel bad about myself.
I'm going back to /hm/.
>>5910920
But i'm a twink, weightlifting is the last thing i ever wanna do
Yes, i make excuses for everything, but it's the only thing i can answer. I'm dumb enough that i dunno how to make any of that stuff happen even if anything appeals to me
>>5910927
I should leave
This general should be renamed /sissybrits/
It would suit the general population better
