I have only one
>be me
>move to UK from east europe
>meet that manly looking "girl" whom I was certain was a barely passing tranny
>somewhat cracky voice, fairly tall, large hands, most importantly, square, horse face
>date her, make out, cuddle
>after few months of this shit finally agree to have sex
>turns out shes cis, not even post op trans, 100% cis vagina
>get angry and tell her to fuck off
>drama ensues
Why are british women so ugly?
you people should give some warning signs to the foreigners or something
>>5898173
kek
>>5898197
Poland
>>5898199
And the worst thing is, I dont identify as heterosexual
I only liked kissing and cuddling because I thought im doing it with a former guy who probably still has a penis
I enjoyed listening to her talk about her female interests cuz I thought it's a former guy trying too hard
this really made me feel awful, shattered my self confidence, im considering therapy
>>5898173
sorry to hear about that m8. Women like that should just transition and become men. They'd be better off that way.
My turn
>date qt transgirl
>sex is fucking great
>we do basically everything together
>after a couple months doing her and her doing me, I start to feel funny
>get sick, really sick
>get checked by the doctors
>congrats anon, you are HIV+
yay
>>5898215
Did you get married?
>spot qt girl with lemon-lime colored hair
>think she's a lesbian at first but later find she's a t-girl
>let_the_games_begin.mp3
>games don't actually begin
>try to talk to her after spotting her eating in the cafeteria but can't because she's surrounded by several dozen "queer" kids
>try to talk to her after seeing her in the park but she puts headphones in and starts running past me
>go to a cringie musical she was in but leave after it's obvious she doesn't put effort into the role (lack of enthusiasm etc.)
>try to find her at an event on trans awareness day but no one shows up so i have to leave
>eventually finally find out she has a korean bf who spends the days posting pics of lolis on facebook
i'm shooting myself tomorrow
>>5898243
no.
>after I find out I'm +
>go after that tranny faggot
>full rage
>yell at her, and tell her I'm going to wreck her for giving me HIV
>she cries and tells me she never knew she had it
>bull fucking shit
>she looks so bleak and depressed about it, i kinda believe her
>we have a sort of awkward hate fuck
>after that I never hear from her again, she just fucking disappears
>do more research on HIV on my own
>read: "HIV+ people who have sex with other people infected by HIV+ create superbugs in their own systems. Getting infected a second time is possible and worsens the disease to a more lethal and dangerous state"
just fuck me man
just because trannies wear dresses and proclaim that they're women, they're still a gay fag who can poz you up.
>>5898260
that's what I did
>>5898264
>korean bf who spends the days posting pics of lolis on facebook
sounds like a cool guy
>>5898269
this is hot
>>5898269
jesus christ, have you ruined your life?
>>5898317
the tranny ruined mine first
>>5898336
>don't take basic precautions
>blame everyone else but yourself
:/
>>5898360
fuck you
trannies ain't nothing but faggots on hormones.
>>5898381
You had unprotected sex, and you're blaming transgender girls for your own mistake? This is how hate crimes happen, chum.
>>5898391
it's my fault that I only slept with one transgirl while that fucking faggot slept with hundreds of other men and got fucking pozzed up and shit and then had sex with me?
Fuck all of you responsibility dodging shitheads
>>5898399
Why didn't you use a condom? Is safe sex education lacking in your country?
Or did you think that she had low self esteem, and you were doing her a favor, an therefore she couldn't have been having sex with anybody else?
Either way, you should be using protection.
>>5898173
not as good at the other greentext
>>5898173
>Why are british women so ugly?
Shit genetics, Trans women in the uk are better looking than the women
>>5898464
>Trans women in the uk are better looking than the women
that's because no one can tell them apart
>>5898264
>eventually finally find out she has a korean bf who spends the days posting pics of lolis on facebook
Being cuckked by a Korrean Q_Q
>>5898482
>cucked
>has never even kissed her
>just orbited
>>5898495
I forgot i wasn't on r9k memeing
this thread reeaks of r9k
>>5898173
ahahahaha the mental image of a fresh off the boat polish builder guy fucking a manly british tranny before realising it's just an ugly cis girl. 'you no heff cock?' ahahahaha
>>5898626
LOL
Anyone got that one screencap of that one guy's greentext of him telling some trans girl how she looks like Natalie Mars and that she's living the dream?
>>5898667
It might still be in the archive.
>>5898626
im working in a pharmacy, thank you
>>5898264
where is "asian man dating his attractive white girlfriend" dude when you need him?
>>5898626
also, she wasn't looking that ugly compared to other native British girl, it's just that this...long but square-ish facial structure that made me think shes trans
>>5898381
Why don't you just cut out the niceties then and date qt twinks on hormones.
You might be happier with people who tell you they're boys if you're so set on having been into fags.
>>5898934
yeah good goy spread the hiv
>>5898947
But I'm clean and neurotic about health so I'll never catch any stuff, even if I shoot up estrogen & other meds.
Think of myself as a guy and like dressing like one so you'd have to man up and admit you're a fag yourself though.
>>5898958
I have same approach to chasers
I'd only date a chaser if he admits hes a fag, and not "straight"
You're doing nuffin wrong
>>5898269
only if it's a different strain of HIV. If you have the same strain that cannot happen. So if you got it from her, there is no way in hell you could get an HIV superbug from her because it would be the same strain.
>>5898285
lol
>>5898173
>square, horse face
LMAFO
>>5898626
fucking lol
polacks are fun people
>>5898173
Thanks op good story
I"ve got a folder of chaser fail threads saved
>>5899833
Why not post it?
>>5899833
post pls
>>5898975
I just wanna try some boipussy, not all of us want to be card carrying fags.
>>5901703
you're a faggot, just like a person you want to fuck~
>>5901703
But despite the hormones I think of myself as a guy and I've got a dick so bp is still gay.
Not gonna call myself a girl or get my dick cut up so you can claim you're straight.
>>5901741
I don't care, the only fags are the ones who take the time to label themselves. People in ancient times didn't label themselves anything, they just fucked whatever they wanted, that's how I roll.
>>5901778
not true, there were still labels like "eromenos" in ancient greece, etc
>>5901761
Its just easier to call myself straight than to say I'm bi and imply significant interest in men. I'm open to fooling around with a guy if hes feminine enough, but its such an unlikely scenario that I can't take it seriously enough to label myself over it.
>>5901835
But asides from the fact that one of them thinks of themselves as a boy and tries to keep boob growth down, there isn't a huge difference between a femboy and transgirl.
Would really just be a tiny, harmless step for you to expand your prefs that way.
>>5901887
>there isn't a huge difference between a femboy and transgirl.
I prefer femboys anyway, trans girls are so needy and sensitive, they have the worst qualities of a woman x3 and don't even want their genitals played with, which is understandable, but certainly not the kind of relationship I'd want to be stuck in.
I don't need all the self delusion just so I can feel more straight, I'll take a guy who identifies as a guy as long as hes cute.
>>5901930
I've got the biggest fettish for straight guys or nearly straight guys doing gay stuff...
>>5901953
I don't really consider myself straight either, I'm just much more frequently attracted to woman than men. Its like 99/1, and with every guy I've ever liked it was obviously because they were on the fem side. I feel like true bi/gay men love men for their masculinity and have a high frequency of attraction to them, I just feel like I'm open minded enough to consider fucking with a guy if hes as cute as a girl.
>>5898173
Wait a sec I'm pretty sure this is an episode of the IT Crowd
>>5902001
Hello me
A cute boy is all I want
>>5900345
>>5901633
For muh trannies ill post a few got keep the gold for starting chaser threads and such
Are there any good tranny-chaser romance novels?
>>5903826
Hmm, that's a good question. I would be interested in that.
>>5903826
I decided to look it up https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/transgender-romance
The "Love in Transition" one sounds good.
>>5903760
This cannot be real. I am struggling to breathe, laughing reading this.
>>5903958
He really didn't do anything terribly wrong, its just that when you're dealing with trannies expressing any prior interest in them is a big no no.
This is why I've come to dislike trannies, they are too fucking sensitive.
>>5903985
I'm guessing you're that guy if you can't see anything wrong with what he said. Or you're just as autistic.
>>5903985
>you look like this one chick I jerk off to all the time
A normal chick wouldnt be cool with that
>>5904007
Normal girls don't rage quit over shit like that if they already like you. You can say whatever you want to a girl that already likes you.
To me it just looks a mistake specific to dealing with transwoman, but regular girls are usually a lot more laid back since they aren't as insecure.
>>5904018
Have you ever interacted with girls or are close friends with any? They majority of them will think you're complete creep if you tell them that they remind you of a porn star.
>>5904018
>talk to cute black girl on website
>we get along well
>mention how I love black girls,
>include how I fap to this one black porn star
> she never talks to me again
>clearly its a case of "all black women are crazy"
>>5904039
If they feel that way then fine, I wouldn't want to be involved with someone that sensitive anyway, if me telling the harmless truth pushes someone away then its for the best. That's why I gave up chasing, you have to put your dignity to the side to cater to their weird preferences and hangups.
>>5904067
>I wouldn't want to be involved with your average girl that thinks it's creepy that I feel the need to tell her that she looks just like that bitch I jerk off to every night, because I can't get laid due to my autism.
>>5904137
Say what you want, but I feel better knowing I'm being true to myself rather than playing a role for someone who wouldn't like me otherwise.
i think some trannies do take it too far when they are "offended"
the people who are in denial of their male born bodies and act like they are entitled to hetero guys need to take a look at their own situations
>>5904438
What does that have to do with guys that can't into basic human interactions and think telling a girl that she looks like that one porn star he jerks off to counts as flirting and is going to get him laid?
No one here is offended that straight guys won't suck their dick and just consider it the same as eating out pussy.
>>5904438
They even expect people to want to be in a relationship where they have 0 access to any genitals, just man butt, its absurd.
Once you look past the whole dick girl fantasy, you're usually just left with a needy insecure man in a dress.
Trannies should be eternally grateful for any and all attention they get. I mean, there's no shortage of real women or real men.
Beggars can't be choose, you disgusting freaks.
>>5904476
That's a petty reason to cut contact with someone, any normal guy would be flattered. Anyone who does that obviously has the luxury of having many suitors, clearly female behavior.
>>5898173
This is weird. You should've checked somehow before fucking her. I think adam's apple is what many trannies forget about and you should definitely use that to find ur dream tranny. Also raging out at her seems kind of rude, should've just made an excuse like not in the mood or whatever.
>>5904438
People don't have a problem with people into trans. They just have a problem with pathetic mouthbreathers like you saying they have no choice but to date you.
>>5904606
>clearly female behaviour
>talking about a MtF
>Oh you mean that thing they're supposed to do?
Seriously, you may not think trans girls are 'real' girls but they're definitely not guys.
>>5904476
dicks are gay faggot get over it
>>5904546
>get over the fantasy
for some reason so many men just want anal, no kids, and a high libido gf, its the perfect package but its gay as fuck
>>5904628
"Living in denial is not living"
A normal hetro man does not want to fuck your ugly man ass, no matter how much you doll up your face
you have every option, but instead you act like a child in a tantrum when a man doesn't want to fuck another man
its people like you trying to force the world into their mental delusions that puts transexuals into tumblr tier faggotry.
>>5898409
>Why didn't you use a condom? Is safe sex education lacking in your country?
Sounds American, so that's a yes.
I got a story.
>be me
>am polish too, moved to US
>see this strange mannish tranny at the bar
>the tranny has that awkwardness, the broad shoulders, the squarish man jaw, and the uncomfortable look of trying to escape her own body because they don't pass very well
>she has strange deep voice and all the mannerisms of a tranny
>target acquired
>I say hey baby
>I chat up the transgirl, flirt with her, buy her drinks
>Transgirl is thrilled and she agrees to dating me
>we go out on a few more dates
>I invite her to my place
>fancy homecooked meal with candles, the works
>she is delighted
>you're the only man that was ever nice to me like this anon.
>I say no problem
>after eating, we get to the bedroom
>I take off my clothes
>now your turn baby
>transgirl takes off her clothes
>wtf
>what is this
>where's the penis?!
>i'm pissed
>what the hell, I yell at her
>where the fuck is your dick?!
>transgirl tells me "I wish I had one...."
>transgirl isn't actually a transgirl, but a transman who was taking T shots in addition to have PCOS
>no wonder she was so goddamn manly
>wrong kind of tranny, the shitty kind no one wants
>kick out the fucking ugly insane woman who is purposefully taking T
WTF.
>>5905507
should have gave her a beating too
>>5898260
As revenge for being who she is? That's just being a huge asshole m8.
>>5905343
>you have every option mental delusions
And you aren't in the list.
Don't give a fuck if a guy is bi.
Just have an issue with obvious mouth-breathers putting down others cause they can't get dates.
Seriously, don't care if the other person is into guys. Just think that wretched worthless people like you who blame others for their rut aren't men or fit to be around anyone.
>>5898399
I'm really sorry, this is an awful situation. Were you 100% sure she was monogamous when you were having sex with her? Male on male sex should never be without condoms unless you are absolutely certain of that...
>>5901703
wouldn't boipussy be ftm though
>>5898269
Fake and gay
>>5898269
Yeah Nice b8.
Sadly you don't have HIV, fake as fuck.
>>5898381
>get rejected by tranny
>make up story about tranny
>t-this wil s-show them
>>5907311
Well a femboy in some thread talked about having gotten SRS. Sounds like the most accurate description.
>>5898173
My story is just like this
>find passing trans on fetlife.com
>I pumped she is down to fuck
>I dont want to destroy my chances since my dick is pretty small so i wait til i meet her to get lewd
>meet up with her at bar have good
>she is also autistic and we get each other
>go to bathroom to fuck
>she had srs....
>so it triggered a melt down and i yelled at her and ran off
> deleted my accounts when i got home and forgot about him
>i really hope I never see her again
I don't really care all that much she smoked real cigs and didnt even like vaping
>>5905507
Disgusting.
>>5907417
what does vaping and smoking have to do with any of this? Are trans girls who vape more attractive
>>5907417
what's wrong with real cigs, faggot?
other then that, I understand your reaction
>>5908448
fuck no
>>5908486
why mention it then? Are cigs disgusting?
>>5908489
the guy has autism, that's why
>>5907417
You are the reason why trans girls fucking hate chasers.
>>5908746
Why can't you just keep your pee-pees and make your boyfriends happy
>>5908757
Because feeling content about our bodies is more important than whether or not it gets your dick hard desu <3
Wow
So this is probably the worst thread i've ever read
I hope i never meet anyone of you guys irl
Especially not the hardcore autists like the guy who thinks it's a compliment for girls if you compare them to your fap material or this guy >>5907417
This thread is more delightful than I'd hoped. Chasers are their own downfall.
I wish someone would chase me....
>>5908757
I hope I can get SRS...but I'm not too sure... Lots of people I've been with like me with my GT...
>>5909008
Then date guys
If you're only into dicks you're a faggot any way
>>5909008
That's a pretty faggy thing to say anon. But i agree that girl peen is yummy peen. -from a girl with a peen
>>5909039
>then date guys
but im not a faggot
>>5908842
>Especially not the hardcore autists like the guy who thinks it's a compliment for girls if you compare them to your fap material
Its not even that, its the fact that she cut him off over something so petty, barely even gave him a chance. Its like firing someone for being 1 second late to work.
It would take a hell of a lot more than that for me to lose interest in a potential girl friend, but I guess when you're a girl and have hundreds of guys waiting in line to fuck you, you can afford to ditch every guy that doesn't score a perfect on the conversation test.
>>5909312
Say you're on a dating site. Say you're fairly attractive, and you get 10 new men starting convo each day.
The one that drifts to "you look my porn lol ;))" gets insta bagged for this man not even being able to have a normal first convo. It's not shallow, it's sifting out the trash
>>5909327
Hell no. Something like that wouldn't even penetrate my fucks. Its not even a serious sentence, to me that's like a girl saying "I like cheese". Its nothing to me.
"I have HIV."
"I have 2 kids"
"My photo is old, I'm 70 pounds heavier now."
That's shit that matters! Not "Hey you look like james deen, I shlick to him all the time." I'd just laugh and roll with it because I'm not insane.
>>5909358
hah, keep defending being human garbage
meanwhile, it's 9am so work time in my normie world. I like first dates to consist of likes/dislikes, stories, and our lives that we're trying to connect. Not porn. chan autism is strong with u.
>>5905507
girl???
without dink??????????????????????
>>5907417
>I don't really care all that much she smoked real cigs and didnt even like vaping
10/10 best post
>>5909379
We'll have to agree to disagree then. I think its just the difference in how men and woman think, and since girls have tons of guys chasing them while we're lucky to even get a reply back, girls can afford to be that insanely picky, we can't.
>>5903985
Women tend not to favor being compared to porn stars.
>>5909579
Girls are pretty brutal when it comes to dating so I shouldn't be surprised. I was definitely wrong when I said it was a trans specific issue, I can see girls in general turning guys down over something that insignificant. I still don't think its justifiable, from my perspective there's an entire human being with all kinds of experiences and personality traits behind that comment, I can't just throw that all away over banter. You'd have to really hurt or offend me for me to cut you off like that, but that's just the way girls are. Normal guys would know better and adjust to get the pussy, I've just never been that kind of guy. I love putting my not so flattering truths out in the open, because despite them, I still like myself, so when I'm rejected for them, its probably for the best because that's still a part of who I am and I can't change that.
So I don't think he was wrong for saying what he said, that was his truth, not saying it wouldn't have changed it, it just probably would have got him laid. It may have been a dumb move from a dating perspective, but dating is harsh and shallow, even I'm shallow in my own way, but on a basic human level I honestly don't feel he did anything wrong and that she judged him too harshly for what he said, but of course its her right to date who shes chooses, I just can't relate to how she felt because I'm not nearly as easily deterred.
>>5909713
Anon that's good though because then you'll find someone that enjoys those first impressions you put out, and maybe your complete self eventually.
Also dating is basically experimenting, but with people. You're supposed to try new stuff, bomb dates, talk to a bunch of people.. Maybe get lovey with a few. It might seem "shallow" because it requires going through a whole bunch of people to find someone who just "clicks" with you; but it's for the goal of finding a partner in the end.
If you want hookups, frankly, that's way easier and way mo' "shallow".
>frequent 4chan related trap IRC
>do lewd stuff on occasion
>meet fairly shy guy through the lewds online in this place
>get to talking, we share interests
>talk for hours everyday online for the next few months, very up front and honest with each other
>realize we were serious about each other
>I was polyamorous at the time, I go monogamous for him
>takes ages, but finally meet in person and fuck like rabbits
>long distance relationship because of work and family obligations, we get together whenever possible
>still together after 3 years
And let that be a lesson to you: don't chase trannies online because you might end up in a serious long term relationship. You get all the anal bareback sex you want, but you're stuck with this bitch that keeps playing your video games, cooking your food, and sharing your bed.
>>5909760
Dating really is shallow compared to regular friendships though. Suddenly it matters how tall you are, or how much you weigh, or how big you dick is, or your gender, or if you fap to porn stars that look like the person you're trying to court. And I'm not judging because I'm no different, I have my preferences too, but I still find it all to be kind of sad, which is why I value friendship above all else. Dating has always been a side mission in my life, not the focus, so I'm not concerned with winning or losing, I just be myself and see what happens, cause even if I never get the girl, I'll still have my friends and family that like me the way I am now.
>>5909777
Living the dreeeeam! Its rare that I'm jealous of people in relationships, but I always envy the guys that find a steady trap to fuck.
>>5909777
I envy youuuu. Anal bareback and cute couple's stuff ftw
>>5908864
Hey girl, you want to have some fun?
>>5910483
>girl
>>5910550
>Typing ">girl"
>>5909713
I'm a homo on AAs and if someone said I look like their fap material I'd be flattered, or indifferent, but not offended
I love people who are honest about their feelings and don't hide what they think(autistic), because I don't have to play games with them and constantly question their motives, like I do with most people in everyday life.
It's when someone tries to tell me sweet lies, is when I drop them.
>>5911857
>I'm a homo on AAs and if someone said I look like their fap material I'd be flattered, or indifferent, but not offended
Exactly. I can't imagine any guy getting upset over something like that, so I can't help but view it as the girl overreacting.
>I love people who are honest about their feelings and don't hide what they think(autistic)
I have no idea if I'm autistic or not, I'm very self aware of the things that I do that may seem weird to others, but I do them anyway because I'm living for me, not them.
>>5911857
Femgen plz
>>5912161
im not femboy, just a guy on anti androgens
not presenting nor behaving feminine
>>5912154
girls are privileged and it fucked them up
and trans girl are...trans girl. probably too starved for genuine affection, so they rejected fetishists
not realizing that by doing so, they cut themselves off from that very sincerity they desire
>18 year old, twink
>hook up with a 25 year old guy
>turns out hes ftm
>"woah that's great I always wanted to fuck a reverse trap"
>he makes a retarded facial expressions, slaps me in the face and runs away
>never contacts me again
bitches be nuffin but moans and shit
>>5898264
>eventually finally find out she has a korean bf who spends the days posting pics of lolis on facebook
I have a BF into Loli, it's nice because he can't knock me for liking shota and generally being a rotten fujoshit.
>>5898173
>>5905507
>>5907417
MY FUCKING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES
>>5912667
Well now you know, when you hook up with trannies you have to pretend to respect them and use their proper pronoun whatevers so you can do the dirty.
>>5918584
i called him with male pronouns
but he was too much of a woman it seem lel
Being a female chaser can suck sometimes.
>Find qt highly passing trans girl on OKC
>See she's highly sexual
>get excited and message
>shes into me
>also into PIV
>make plans a week later
>looks nothing like her pics, slightly fem dude
>tell her on second thought I dont feel in the mood
>get raped
>get pregnant
>>5922994
>looks nothing like her pics, slightly fem dude
passgen in nutshell
>>5908757
Because 99/100 boyfriends want a vagina.
