Lesbian General: Uniform edition
From military to flight attendant, school to police, there is hardly anything better than a woman in uniform.
Previously on lesbian general: >>5880678
>>5890652
Why do straight people watch rizzoli & isles? I can barely stand it and I'm a lesbian. What can people who aren't in it to ship/ogle the women possibly get out of it? Repeating the question in the new thread because I'm genuinely baffled and it's kind of relevant to the edition.
>>5890652
Medical uniform best uniform
Hey don't forget to join the skype!
[email protected]
>tfw this on wednesday morning I plopped into my girlfriends bed and only a couple hours ago today on friday we parted ways after we ate shitty pizza naked in my bed, watched a scary as fuck movie and fucked after we couldn't keep our hands off each other, decided to part ways only to run into her friends and then proceed to make strawberry lime margharittas and get fucked up and have a drunk dance party and have her grandpa try to set up her friends with 40 year old women, and jobs in his gangster restaurant.
Like what the fuck life am I living right now? Like the fuuuuck.
>>5890795
I can't tell whether my difficulty in comprehending this story comes from your writing or my own inebriation.
>>5890808
Its probably both honestly. I'm a bit stoned cause I've been hungover all day after passing out last night after drinking so many margaritas
I'm dying to plague Lesgen ): I have a damn bad case of flu and I need someone to rescue me.
>>5890716
You should see me in my lab coat, bby.
>>5890824
Well strawberry lime margaritas sound pretty good. Why was her grandfather at the drunken dance party tho?
>>5890834
I don't know, would you speak all science to me and wear the white coat as long as possible during the foreplay?
>tfw law student
>no math brain at all
>still interested in sciences
>no gf to fill my shelves with scientific literature
Just kill me already
>>5890839
We were at her place and she still lives with her dad and her grandpa because school is fucking expensive yo..
So we got her dad and grandpa drunk too and her grandpa started teaching us how to count cards because he's banned from the casinos around here.
>>5890848
Oh that's cool, very fiscally pragmatic. Sounds like a good time.
>>5890855
Yeah!!! I'm so lucky to be dating such an amazing girl. Definitely remember to look out for the tall latino girls with the prettiest brown eyes because they will rock your world.
>>5890868
Happy for you anon! We don't have many around here, too cold probably.
>I click on an attractive girl's profile on OKC
>top right: Demisexual, Queer, Genderqueer, Gender Nonconforming, Single
>she has long dyed and styled hair
>she's wearing feminine clothes
YOU ARE NOT GENDER NONCONFORMING YOU LONG-HAIRED GIRLY FEMME-ASS CUNT BITCH
>>5890985
Protip never even give those girls a chance. It'll never work and it'll drive you crazy.
>>5890985
Never understood what demisexual meant. They only use half their body for sex? What the hell.
>>5890997
>>5891008
Oh I'm not planning on it. Anything other than "female" in that box is an absolute veto.
But god damn, where do these bitches fucking COME FROM? Like, it's bullshit and all but I can at least see the shit-ass logic behind "oh I'm ~genderqueer~ because that's how I ~feel inside~" people but gender nonconforming LITERALLY DESCRIBES YOUR BEHAVIOR.
IF YOU CONFORM TO THE NORMS OF YOUR GENDER YOU ARE GENDER CONFORMING
ADFHSDHDSHDA
>>5891021
It's supposed to mean they're half-asexual. They're only sexually attracted to people after a "strong emotional connection" has formed or some shit.
It's some snowflake bullshit basically.
>>5890985
>>5891023
I've never fully understood the Tumblr LGBTLGJ SJW shit because even gay men and lesbian women are small minorities. The demi/asexual and god knows what else would be even smaller minorities than mainstream gays. So what's the fuss? Are the SJW really so desperate they absolute have to take every single LGHT-thing as their agenda or do they just crave attention?
>>5891027
How the fuck can you be half-asexual?
>>5891060
>>5891046
>>5891027
I honestly feel like the whole super sjw stuff is just them labelling their preferences so they can all find some kind of identity and companions through those things.
Like not liking sex with people who you don't know well is now demisexual, and bisexuality with a lassez faire attitude is now pansexuality.
>>5891073
I just don't understand why they must make those simple things a life and death question. If you like the same sex that's about it. Not like nobody gives a fuck if you want to spent the rest of your life in whatever asexual thing you want to.
>>5891082
We know, that post was literally a response to someone asking what the fuck demisexual was. Can you read?
And no it's not legit. Fuck outta here with that noise.
>>5891084
I could not date an asexual at all. My girlfriend and I end up fucking nearly every time we see each other because its so god damn hard to keep our hands off each other.
Tfw mum says she's supportive, even from a young age said she'd be ok if I was gay, and now she's posting fucking conspiracies about "the gays" out to destroy marriage.
I confronted her about it, asked her for more information and citations, and she sent me a barrage of broken links while blasting me for being offended.
I just want to get married to a qt, have a ceremony and be bonded the way straights can, to be able to watch my wife to be walk down the aisle and live as wives, I don't want to eternally call her my girlfriend or my "partner".. I'm not out to destroy marriage.
i got really sloshed last night and i made out with a girl who was high on molly and she convinced me to make out with her boyfriend
it was okay i guess like kissing the girl was obviously better but i wasnt repulsed by the guy or anything
still feel weird about it though
So, I'm going to my first party tomorrow and I know there's going to be a bunch of qt gay girls there. In case of emergency, how do I practice safe sex?
I'm also 24 and a virgin, so the possibility of me getting laid is pretty slim, but there's still hope.
>>5891127
I heard that you can use saran wrap as like a way to eat a girl out without getting STD's, but like honestly half of the people alive have herpes and shit so I wouldn't worry about it too much. You're not gonna get aids or something that destroys you.
>>5891127
>how do I practice safe sex?
Only touch her with fingers, I guess?
There are dental dams, but most lesbians just laugh at those things.
>>5891127
Girl, if you're 24, still a virgin, and never been to a party before, you need to accept wizardhood.
>>5891127
Whip out an examination glove and gauge her reaction for the laughs. Don't let anyone finger you before washing their hands and don't let anyone with glammed up nails finger you at all. Be on the lookout for stds and you probably won't get laid anyway.
>>5890716
The heat is uncomfortable as fuck tho. Would not recommend making out in surgical scrubs, especially in a theater with special (=like zero) ventilation. Unless you start by ripping each other's clothes off. But still with all the creepy bacteria around I wouldn't want to be naked touching hospital surfaces.
And what is up with her GLOVES???? Gotta pull gloves over the shirt holy jesus. TRIGGERED.gif
>>5891156
Shut up and let me live my dream about having wild sex with my doctor.
>>5891156
Hahahahaha, is that you anon?
Let us see your pretty eyes
>>5891161
why not make it a threesome
nurse, vibrator, stat
>>5891127
As universe's most gay woman:
lolololololol ain't nobody got time for that.
Just hope she isn't a bislut which reduces her std infection risk to like 0.1%. BV and herpes are then your biggest risks. BV isn't exactly a std, but your flora might get pissed off when mixed with someone else's.
Herpes exists in two types - type 1 (oral) and type 2 (genital). Getting type 2 herpes in your mouth is a bit more of an issue than type 1, because type 2 is more likely to give recurrent cold sores than type 1. Herpes is only contagious if there is an ongoing outbreak of sores, though, so you are safe if there are no such lesions.
If you really want to go overkill, you could in theory get OTC antivirals as a prophylaxis. luls.
Oh and grils, don't skip your pap smears, the risk is low but it's there.
As a medical professional:
wots lesbian stds?
wots lgbt health care besides having an open-minded attitude and asking about "partner" instead of boy-/grilfriend? lolololololol
>>5890652
>tfw friend of mine is ex-USAF
>she still has the dress uniform
>before she and her girlfriend got serious, we'd flirt a lot (jokingly mostly) and she sent me pictures of her in uniform
My good god, be still my racing heart
>>5891143
FUCK YOU
I'm allowed to dream aren't I?
>>5891233
Regular scrubs, white coat I promise I'll do almost anything to make you comfortable. Also i want cuddling as aftercare.
Most uniforms are sexy, but white lab coats are up there, for sure.
Lesgen doctors post your lab coats
>>5891204
I hope her girlfriend realizes that there's no such thing as a goldstar lesbian soldier.
I mean, I know she probably went in there not knowing to touch of a man, but she's more then likely coming out after knowing the touch of several. Many times, she'd know the touch of two men at the same time.
>>5891278
Yes, we know straight men are apes. Preaching to the choir.
>>5890765
>tfw I ask a couple day ago and I'm still not in the group
>>5891090
I wish I was living that life.
>TFW not a girl lesbian
Is it easier for you girls to get girlfriends or am I just being "grass is greener"?
Also men in operator gear > women in op gear
>>5891094
You were on molly. It hijacks your pleasure and senses in a huge way. Do you think you'd want to rub your entire naked body on rough carpet for an hour while sober? No? Then don't assume you'd want to kiss a gross-ass dude.
>>5891485
Hello again, resident bi stalker
>Is it easier for you girls to get girlfriends or am I just being "grass is greener"?
tfw no gf
>men in operator gear > women in op gear
Pic related
>>5891513
Tell me when a girl gets into DEVGRU or even the SEALS and looks as badass as this
Maybe the GIGN has a good female uniform
>>5891533
They don't look badass, they look like moss-covered rocks.
>>5891539
Those Moss Covered Rocks killed Osama Bin-Laden tho
>>5891542
They shot their way into a building and killed an unarmed man whilst he snorted coke and fucked hookers?
Man they must be badasses.
>>5891546
>Calling DEVGRU not badasses
DEVGRU's other name is Seal Team 6 you know
Jesus its like you wish every operator would be a girl
2bh tho I want to be a girl so I'll just post some black qts for your time
>>5891560
>>5891542
Who cares, we're not talking about accomplishments right now, we're talking about sex appeal
>>5891569
>White girls
Nah son
>>5891560
Im a different anon, andI dont actually wish every operator was a girl, I dont really care (nice though this picture is)
I just dont think that killing bin laden was the 'omg so cool' moment you shouldve gone for is all.
>>5891578
Most of their other shit is highly classified anyway
>tfw no Israel soldier gf
>no one to wait to come back home
>>5891609
>implying she would date a goy
>>5891609
>>5891613
Black girls > Israelis
She got a booty that just dont quit
>>5891616
Skinny black girl with abs and small boobs would be good, especially if she doesn't have a fat ass like most black girls have. Otherwise fuck no.
>>5891630
Yup, she's good.
>>5891632
You know I prayed that today I'd wake up as a black lesbo girl, too bad rhat didn't happen
Life Sucks
>>5891638
And I hope that I'd be reborn as a qt. Asian lesbian. Haven't happened yet though.
>>5891640
Maybe I'll just *imagine* that I'm a black girl
Man I'm a sad sack of shit
>>5891664
Biguyanon here
Pansexuality is a meme sexuality. Most of them are likely straight tumblrinas and nobody takes them seriously
>>5891678
>btw I'm a boy
>>5891678
I think if you just look at definitions, pansexuals differ from bisexuals at the very least by being willing to indulge people with meme genders.
>>5891576
<3 <3 <3
I want to drape my paleness all over her and just lust at the contrast.
>>5891533
They look like an equipment explosion all over a butcher's meat hook storage. It's laughable. Men are never going to be hot, gay man. Even straight women know that ladies are aesthetically superior.
>>5891729
>light-dark couple like in yuri
Pfff, so cliche, you just take it a step further.
>>5891738
It doesn't have to look cool, it just has to work.
>>5891742
Light-dark couples are my favorite yuri meme.
>>5891806
I am at least 55% sure that's racist.
>>5891875
You're a racist.
![uh65410,1283269300,Wakfu_Facepalm_9735[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CYrQxes.jpg "uh65410,1283269300,Wakfu_Facepalm_9735[1].jpg")
>>5891806
>implying it doesn't exist in french anime
>>5891875
Non, tu as le raciste
Speaking of cartoons, whoever told me I should watch the black cauldron has shit taste.
>>5891885
"Occidental" is a term only white supremacists use anymore.
>>5891889
I have nostalgia wrapped up in it, and I like the villain design. I wasn't them, but I get where they're coming from. It's definitely shit though, kek.
>>5891890
Ouest then
Thats like, the frenchified literal "west" lol
>>5891546
>They shot their way into a building and killed an unarmed man whilst he snorted coke and fucked hookers?
No, that was Bubba bin Laden
>>5890652
My ex was a Boston cop. She'd look so good when she'd come over to the bed in her uniform, cuffs, gun and badge and kiss me good-bye that I'd flick the bean after she left.
>>5891931
And then she killed a bunch of poor people, but on the other hand women are also hot in nazi uniforms, SOOO....
>>5891885
*es
Or more like: «Non, c'est toi le raciste».
>>5891893
would fuck the fat witch, tho.
>>5891962
Mon français c'est merde 2bh
>>5891982
>mon
t r a n n y
>>5891988
No, that's not how it works. In french possessive pronouns must be in agreement with the noun's genre, not with the speaker's gender.
>>5891931
American cop uniforms are actually quite bad looking. Almost sad to see how unprofessional they look like.
>>5891988
?? possessive determiners get their gender from the object not subject, enculé.
>>5891988
Fuck
My disguise is blown
Looks like buyguy's blasting off again
>>5892002
>Jesse thighs
DOUBLE TROUBLE
>>5890688
Same here. It's very much a guilty pleasure when I do watch it. If it did not have the Rizzoli / Isles subtext, I wouldn't even be watching. Idk, can't imagine any straight people are even aware of it.
![800px-Police.three.on.patrol.london.arp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qEDAmfm.jpg "800px-Police.three.on.patrol.london.arp[1].jpg")
>>5892000
lolololol compared to what, exactly?
>europoor
![[HorribleSubs] Koukaku no Pandora - 07 [720p] 00:11:43.494.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZsSLhN3.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Koukaku no Pandora - 07 [720p] 00:11:43.494.jpg")
>>5892030
>lolololol
>TFW not a qt black girl
Technically I am in an alternate universe, but then I just realised that there's a black version of me wishing she was white
Why are alternate universes so complicated
>>5892061
Most accurately, there is no such thing as a "you" in any other timelines or universes.
>>5892061
Enough with this black grill shit already.
>>5892101
Kek just go in the hogbox until you feel better and shut up in the meantime. You're not even white anyway, you race-mixed mongrel.
>>5892099
There's a "me"-analogue
>>5892101
You saying you wouldn't date this??
>>5892116
Actually I wouldn't.
>>5892126
Why don't we have both?
What have you done to push the gay agenda today?
>>5892162
Bought a new strapon.
>>5892162
Took it up the ass by a girl
Want me to post their corpses? they have all been raped and killed btw :^)
>>5891457
Did you accept my friend request? Email again so I can check which one you are.
>>5892217
Go for it.
>>5892280
If this is what sex with a guy felt like I'd be okay with it
t. Bislut
>>5892009
>Idk, can't imagine any straight people are even aware of it.
That's what I thought! But I checked the viewership numbers and they're high enough (from early seasons at least) that I think lots of straight people must have been watching it.
>>5892293
>lots of straight people must have been watching it.
Someone should make a tumblr about "culture appropriation" or some bullshit.
>>5891738
>Even straight women know that ladies are aesthetically superior.
Honestly it seems like a lot of them think this way, and they just settle for men because pussy just doesn't get their juices flowing.
>>5892162
Gently kissed my girlfriend's vagina while slowly massaging her hips and thighs.
I'm long past the denial of my teenage years, but sometimes I still stop for a second and think, "wow, I'm *really* gay desu."
>>5892322
That's not that gay. That sounds like what a drunk straight girl does to be cutesy and doesn't want to deal with any men for a while. Bury your face in there, really munch down, drown in her juices. THAT'S fucking gay.
>>5892335
Eat the pussy like oysters desu
>>5892349
Senpai has got it.
>>5892349
OK who the fuck buries their face in an oyster while eating it.
>>5892372
People who don't get to eat a lot of oysters.
After long period of thinking I've come to the conclusion that I must dumb my current gf.
H-hold me /Lesgen
>>5892372
How the fuck do you even eat a girl out anyway
t. Kissless virgin
>>5892391
Nooo don't make her a bimbo
>>5892392
yes, please help
>>5892392
Salty milk and coins.
There's a video I know that is pretty instructional on fingering and eating out a woman, but the cougar providing the instruction has an extremely annoying way of speaking.
>>5892395
But I must!
>>5892417
Thats my fetish actually, Bimbo hypnosis vids are the best
(fuck spoiler tags on mobiles)
>>5892451
My kinks are intelligent but funny, smart lesbians who are into BDSM.
Do lesbians throw up hairballs like cats?
>>5892466
Pic related
Ever tried hypnosis? It's really weird, but it only starts working if you practice it a few times
>>5891021
It means you're basically asexual except for people you're already emotionally close to. You don't have any sexual feelings towards strangers at all.
>>5891089
I think it is legit, I've encountered people who describe themselves that fit the definition without being familiar with the term. But it's not really a sexuality on its own, just like being dominant or submissive isn't by itself a sexuality.
Someone drive over to the midwest and pick me up and drive me to dinah shore plz thx <3
>>5892755
What state in the Midwest
There's a lot of them
>>5892772
They're like 20 minutes apart.
>>5892772
O H I O
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>>5892829
More like 3-4 hours
>>5892850
Better than 2-3 days.
Lesgen be like
>>5892247
I send it from an anonymous trash mail service. Maybe it is in your spam box.
Straight male here
Do you think male homosexual relationships are more accepted or hated, than female homosexual relationships?
For some reason, for what I have seen, people are okay with a couple of gay girls, mostly guys, and even myself seems to be oh-kay with this.
I sometimes wear my school uniforms for my girlfriend who pretends to be a teacher and we roleplay me earning good grades through sexual submission.
>>5893591
[spoiler]That's lewd, very lewd
>>5893591
It's nice that you fit into it still, or at least she doesn't say anything about the stretched seams.
>>5893586
I think that male gay relationships are more accepted by straight women and female gay relationships are more accepted by straight men. Straight men tend to make the laws, which is why a lot of countries persecute male homosexuality more than female.
However, a lot of the treatment also isn't really based in acceptance so much as it is people not taking gay women (like women in general) as seriously and dismissing us more easily.
>>5893599
It can be but sometimes we just don't have the heart to like, blackmail each other for grades or sex and are roleplay turns into us falling in love and having a secret relationship.
>>5893619
Well, I haven't grown much since I was 14 except some additional boobs.
I've only been out of school for a year now so everything fits pretty well. If anything it's just getting tore up from me wearing them for sex stuff and her being a little rough with them.
I may order some new ones just for us to play around in.
>>5893622
> female gay relationships are more accepted by straight men
You nailed it
I also believe 'sexual images' and fetichism comes a long too.
Most of the lesbian couples I have seen were... kind of hot, to be honest; like a friend of mine became lesbian, making out with her girlfriend in public, and since she was more likely to be a girl of male friends, all dudes around where staring with wide open eyes, mentally masturbating (including myself)
To be honest, I never found a couple of ugly lesbians.
I also believe that the image of 2 women kissing is more acceptable because, as a male, I consider the female figure very beautiful, that's why men doesn't have problems with lesbian couples, because it's beautiful, and erotic.
Taking the opposite example, straight males get utterly disgusted when they see a couple of gay men kissing, again, myself included; because the image of the male is not supposed to be 'beautiful', more like 'handsome', and a man kissing another man is taking the role of a woman, it's not being 'Manly', and for that reason, I believe, that most of straight males find it disgusting, because they gay male aint playing his 'paper' in the sexual society.
And I just probably made myself look like a homophobic.
>>5893632
>tfw no school uniform because shitty public school
>tfw no older woman willing to rp my teacher and fulfill my decade-old fantasy
>>5893591
>tfw have done the same thing
Hell, my school uniform fits me BETTER now than it used to. I was stupidly skinny back then and shit hung off me, now it actually fits.
>>5893622
All of this.
I always like seeing historical lesbians and they weren't even hiding shit. Just two girls fucking together, living together, paying taxes and raising kids in plain sight.
Less that lesbians were accepted more that guys couldn't grasp women having their own sexuality so no one thought to make it illegal.
My school uniform was a plain white polo and plain khaki pants. Skirt optional had to be straight formed and below the knee. Nothing tight, boring as hell.
>>5893669
No, you're just stating the obvious and I respect the honesty
On the flip side, some straight guys seem threatened by lesbians somehow, and they're the type to want to think all lesbians are ugly or "need to find the right guy" and all of those stereotypes
Lesgen post your school uniforms?
>>5893692
>some straight guys seem threatened by lesbians somehow, and they're the type to want to think all lesbians are ugly or "need to find the right guy"
I never found a guy with that mentality, they are probably dumbfucks who cannot stand 2 cute girls kissing, because he can't fuck them since they are lesbians.
OR
The typical idiotic conservative man that goes IT'S UNNATURAL! WOMEN SHOULD BE WITH MEN' when he sees a homosexual couple
The second one is, in my opinion, the most probable one.
>>5892061
>black version of me wishing she was white
Well damn, I'm half black and I thought every one wanted to be white, especially as a lesbian, I mean the dating pool (and every other kind of priviledge) is always bigger when you got them colonizator's genes.
>>5892392
yeah can someone give a nice description. cause me and my gf have eaten each other out a few times but I feel like something's missing.
>>5893698
the uniforms here on monkeyland are shit, its just t-shirt and pants
>tfw have a uniform fetish
at least some qt girls wear the pants tight
>>5893751
Well first off, what do you think is missing? Physical pleasure, mental stimulation...?
>>5893591
Definitely hot. But I want to be a teacher that tries to discipline an unruly delinquent student and she turns the tables and I end up raped.
>>5893766
Physical pleasure. we know how to get each other going, so it's not that we both aren't turned on enough. We're crazy for each other so i think mental stimulation is ok. This is both of our first true lesbian relationship, haha.
I'll usually focus on clit stuff and do a lot of sucking and swirling, cause I heard the abc's thing is bullshit. I know she enioys it but it seems to just kinda reach a point where i have to finish with fingers. Is that normal?
>>5892392
>tfw transbian scum
>tfw tlg and mtfg are full of autism, tripfagging, and attention whoring
i'll just lurk here and bathe in the normalcy and live vicariously through you all if that's ok...
i'll stop posting after this because i don't want to ruin it, but just wanted to compliment you on being one of the least cancerous generals
>>5893858
>least cancerous general
I'm pretty sure gaygen got it even better
>>5893807
If your gf is the type to take a while, I doubt it's uncommon to end up with a tired jaw or maybe you just get bored if you aren't being pleasured back.
I mean, to me oral is like kissing in the sense that it's hot until you have to do it for like 20 minutes straight, and then it just starts to get awkward or boring
>>5893892
Which one of the five? All they do is talk about dicks and how put upon that LBT exists, anyway.
>>5893892
I've been to gaygen out of curiosity when this thread is deader than dead. It's dicks and butts and grindr links.
I keep trying every now and then femme gen thinking maybe I'll get along there. Ya know shitpost about cute things and hair care and skin care and nails and junk. Nah it's just dudes posting butts like "haha doesn't my butt ALMOST look like girl butt cause I shaved my legs"
>>5894077
Are they using trips? They're probably mtfg spilling out
>>5894081
huh looked at it again and yeah guess so
lesgen for all it's shit at least shits on trips so unanimously we have few of them.
Are there any actually good lesbian webseries, or do they all suck like the bulk of low-budget indie movies do?
>>5894111
The only one I know of was Carmella and I just watched that for the vampire chick. The fanfics of it are better than the actual series.
Today I saw a group of Japanese in my campus' library and I hit myself on one of the pillars while walking because I couldn't stop staring like a creep since there were two girls in that group who were 11/10 and I'm crying because I will never have a gf as qt as them or any gf desu.
>>5893563
Sorry I checked all my inboxes and I've added everyone that has sent me an email. I've gotten a few from those temporary email emails but maybe you should try again with a fake gmail account. They're not too hard to set up.
Here's the email again: [email protected]
Don't forget the period.
>>5894206
move to grorious nippon?
>grill posts on fb about how she wishes people were interested in her and she could find someone to be with and yadda yadda
>message her telling her I think she's interesting, or that I've had a crush on her, stuff like that
>reply: "thanks lol!"
Happened a few times. Man I would give anything to have some chick find me interesting or at least try to comfort me when I'm sad, jeez. It's disheartening to keep getting blown off.
>>5894293
Ouch, man. Well at least you're trying. Don't give up!
>>5894270
Nihongo grils don't like baka gaijin.
>>5891489
no i was just hammered but molly girl was v convincing
>>5894372
then don't be baka, baka. but really, you could probably be some japanese girl's fetish object if you went to teach english or something. as long as you'd be ok with that
![6d633f2106c73bf46dc6a5ff74e7f5c5[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bcgDsy9.gif "6d633f2106c73bf46dc6a5ff74e7f5c5[1].gif")
>>5893698
Not my school but basically this. I was one of the sluts that rolled my skirt as high as I could
>>5894390
I heard they aren't into fidelity tho. Or friendships. Heard its difficult to make friends in nipland.
>>5894415
>I was one of the sluts that rolled my skirt as high as I could
Hot
>>5894424
ah idk. you could always move to seattle or SF and chase bananas I guess
Would you want to have a dick? Everyone would just assume you've always had it and you're not trans
IDK, I wouldn't really want that bulging in my pants all the time
>>5894503
Helllll no.
I'm kinda squicked out by them and I feel like, one you've gotten a blowjob once and fucked a pussy once, the novelty wears off pretty quick.
>>5894516
2BH they're just like a tiny sausage that turns into a banana when aroused that's stapled to your crotch
Oh and the balls don't do anything but make up most of the space
t. Guy
>>5894503
No, I don't have penis envy. Fucking a girl without a penis seems more intimate and arousing.
>>5894503
Nah. I think I'd do it on a dick4aday kind of thing. Just to know. But dudes seem to have a lot of ego attached to dick. And much more unhygienic. And maybe I want to push out a baby someday idk my future but I'm keeping the possibilities open. Plus multiple orgasms are the bees knees.
But really it's the ego thing. I think of how if my girl gets a sudden sizequeen kink in her I can just go out and buy a dragon dildo. Or if size is too wide, too big, not rigid, too soft or too hard or whatever I can just get it right with a quick custom dildo. That'll vibrate. Dick can't do that and seems to me most dudes got too much ego about that that it hurts them in their sex lives. At least what I figure from talking to straight girls. And then random boners? God no I prefer stealth horny thoughts.
>>5894583
Guys can actually really easily tell when girls are horny actually
>>5894589
Not in my experience nor the experiences of many a straight girl I know but whatever homie.
>>5890652
Who's the fuck face that keeps promoting stupid?
>>5890716
Now that, is sexy
>>5894635
Hiroyuki?
>>5890833
Wish i could help anon, but every time i do bad things happen. So i will just send you good vibes and metaphorical chicken soup.
>PIV
>ejaculate in 6 minutes and get tired and just want to roll over and sleep
>woman gets pissy because she didn't get off
At least that's what a lot of straight women say sex with men is like way too often, so I'm pretty happy I don't have to worry about that.
Besides, it would probably make my dating pool even smaller because female body + dick would turn off most straight women and lesbians.
>>5894589
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
>>5894688
Men are slow. Quick with the shit talking but slow on the common sense.
>>5894679
Seriously bro. Just cut the d off and you'll be all good .
>mfw I asked out the girl I've been talking to on OKCupid and she said yes
I'M DOING IT LESGEN
I'M DATING
>>5894945
Congests!! Do you have a first date set up? What are you guys doing?
>>5894528
>Oh and the balls don't do anything but make up most of the space
And also act as a big protruding weak point.
t. Guy who has smacked himself in the balls a couple times.
>>5894950
We're gonna go grab coffee. Haven't narrowed down the exact day yet since we're both busy as shit this week, but she seems pretty excited!
She likes my TV shows and we're rambling back and forth about shit that I actually really like talking about help this is totally awesome
>>5894964
Have you finally made it, San Francisco-anon?
>>5894988
Yup, it's me!
She has said ZERO things about social justice, anon. ZERO. She likes offensive humor and doesn't like talking about politics.
And guys. Guys. SHE LIKES MY TV SHOWS
>>5894992
Good on you, m8! Here's hoping it's all uphill from here!
Hello my fellow lesbians of the lesbian variety, I am very close to being aroused but not quite. Please submit your best memes, only memes of the highest quality will do to prepare the wetness that is my vagina.
>>5895012
I-is this helping...?
>>5895035
The MEMES anon, I need the memes that you save and never forget. The national treasures. I need them in order to orgasm!
>>5894424
why does anyone go to japan? even if you're a huge weeb, most japs don't want to talk about anime in person, just online. Go to SE Asia or China. Low cost of living. Less racist. Better food.
>>5890652
Uniforms are great. I went to Israel a few months ago. It was pretty great uniform-wise. Lots of cute girls in uniform walking around Jerusalem and Tel Aviv.
Lots of gays being openly gay in Tel Aviv too. It seems to be the place everyone from the developing world converges to if they want to find love/sex without getting murdered by their government.
Help, lesgen. Every time I fantasize about relationships I always imagine the deepest, most perfect relationship...and then I start imagining her dying and having to cope and mostly failing and being unhappy forever.
Whyyyyyyyyyy
On a scale from 1-10 how weird and fucked up is this.
>>5895155
i do that sometimes, but im a tranny, so uh, if you're thinking the same things i do that's probably a pretty deep level of fucked
>>5895131
d/a, but suggesting SEA or China as "better" substitutes for Japan is ridiculous. Not because I think Japan is superior, but because it's silly to suggest that one country or region can substitute for another.
That said, potable tap water is a plus.
Japan is also safer, cleaner, better organized and sports more convenient infrastructure and foreigner-friendly services than most affordable places in SEA or China. Requires fewer vaccinations too.
Can't disagree with cost of living. Racism depends strongly on who you're socializing with and it's not like Japan's particular brand of racism is likely to even be noticeable to the average traveler or short-term worker. Japan does food differently than SEA or China (or HK or TW), comparing them is like comparing apples and oranges.
And hey, there are lots of people willing to talk about anime in person, you just have to find the nerds.
>>5895154
>those nails
>>5895154
Of course the Jews choose to shill the lesbos.
Easiest target.
>>5895154
Don't worry soon it will not be sodomites in streets even in tel aviv. And if they try to have more parades in Yerushalayim more homosexuals will be stabbed because they are not welcome in holy city. Israel demographic is changing very fast to become more religious and it is very good thing. Lo datim are dying out
>>5895176
>>5895189
Begone bitter shitdicks, stay in your corner and whine together.
>>5895154
>>5895202
>dat compulsory service
Thank the joo for brilliant plan to force pretty girls into combat fatigues hnnng
>>5895226
tfw you will never form an unbreakable bond of friendship with a squad of qts going through basic training.
>>5895229
>friendship
Does this imply skinship? Hand holding and touching of privates?
>tfw tomorrow my girlfriend and I are going to dress up in our nicest dresses and then do our makeup and go to dinner together
I fucking love having a girlfriend who wants to dress nice and get fancy dinner together. Yay for femme on femme relationships.
I miss kek and that bislut. Lesgen is dead now
>>5895236
It's not gay if it happens in the military, it's just espirit du corps.
>>5895229
you will never have to double-up and share a sleeping-cot with your comrade due to sleeping-cot-shortages caused by the Boycott Divest Sanction movement.
>>5895244
I thank you for the future pics you will bestow upon us.
>>5895283
Please keep posting hot girls anon
>>5895288
I wish I could take pictures for yall but she's really self conscious about her face and I don't think she'll agree to take a full on photo unless I promise that it's just for me and her and nobody else.
>>5895312
In other words she does not exist and you're a lying neckbeard
>>5895320
Ok you can believe whatever you want. I'm not going to argue about if my gf is real or not with you.
>>5895202
I hope thats mud.... I've been tricked by 4Chan before....
>>5895338
Sounds like something a neckbeard would say, I can practically hear your Doritos stained fat fingers pounding away at your keyboard while you furious masturbate. Please leave, sir.
>>5895354
what else would it be?
>>5895442
Are you literally retarded?
>>5895480
Are you?
I want to slap a girls ass for some reason. Being too long since the last time ):
>>5895244
I agree, it's why I know my wedding will be prettier than everyone elses, two beautiful gowns!
>>5895354
I think it's mud from the dead sea. people swim in it and float round (very dense water with high salt content that'll burn any orifice or cut). they also rub mud all over their bodies. you're not supposed to rub the unprocessed raw mud on your face though (which I think is what they are doing) since it will dry out your skin too much.
>half of this thread
>>5895488
Anon if you can find me, you can slap me anywhere you want, as hard as you please, whenever you like.
>>5895548
L-lewd Anon ;__; I just wanted something more sensual but you make it sound all dirty
