ITT: Things that trigger your "internalized homophobia."
>Yaaaaas hunty slay
>I'm just one of the gurls
>Ew, sportsball is for straight men
>>5885335
Hi guyth
>I'm masc4masc
>I'm """"""""""straight"""""""""" acting
>I'm monogamous
>>5885410
>getting triggered by the masc master race
do you even lift bro?
>>5885403
Yes! The fucking lisp! Where does that shit even come from?
>>5885410
Sounds like you're a faggot.
>>5885832
Because 3rd wave feminism has latched itself onto the LGBT community like the blood sucking lampreys they are, and the homos played right into it.
>>5885403
Gay voice in general or really effeminate gay guys. Slight femininity in guys (gay or not) is fine by me but the fucks that go theatrical with that shit and that's the norm for them.. Jesus Christ.
>>5885410
Oh boy
Just kill yourself. Honestly man
Internalized homophobia is stupid I'm open about my sexuality feminine guys just annoy me no overly feminine guys annoy me
>>5886966
sounds like you have internalized homophobia yourself.
>>5885335
Whenever a gay guy accuses me of internalized homophobia it activates my internalized homophobia.
>guys who are comfortable being gay
WHY DON'T YOU HATE YOURSELF!?
>>5886962
Trying too hard is always cringy.
Honestly man.
Get some self - esteem.
>foe-paw(yes i know that is not spelled correctly grammar nazi ffs)
i want to feed dogs chocolate when i read that on here
>>5887139
*faux pas
Gays existing triggers my internalized homophobia. Tbh we all should be culled
>>5885335
>pride parades
>old gay men
>hons
The embarrassment is real boo.
>the California accent
>>5887149
>old gay men
What's your problem with them?
>extreme sass/shade
>when he has super intense/fake gay lisp/inflection
>when he doesn't take hints and he keeps touching my chest
>when dykes treat me like I am the patriarchy, even though I honestly fucking try
>>5887308
>listening to OF taught me to say faggot when I'm angry
>>5887145
>tfw no /pol/ bf to hate myself with
>>5885335
Faggots claiming that acting like a retard and dancing naked in a feather boa, while sucking on dildos, is the only way to fight for rights and that it entitles them to your respect.
>>5887367
imo if someone wants to dress up like a flaming phallic court jester and act like the femme stereotype on speed at pride parades but is an honest tax-paying upstanding citizen who treats people more or less like they want to be treated, then that person is still better than around 70% of all people, and imo have earned the right to act like a flaming faggot a few days a year, and in bath house and private settings and shit
>>5887367
So basically you hate gays.
>>5885335
>boy he boutta do it
>Yaaaaas hunty slay
>I'm just one of the gurls
>Ew, sportsball is for straight men
What the fuck is this niggrish eye cancer?
>>5887443
that's what being gay is all about gurl
>>5887475
This is exactly why I keep to myself or only associate with straight people when I do at all.
>>5887478
sounds like you're not gay at all
>>5887493
I so fucking wish. Gay men are pure cancer. Why is it a straight man (as cancerous as they are) can at least be expected to behave like a fucking human being PART of the time, but that's an unrealistic expectation from a faggot? And yet somehow faggots defend this or make up this fantasy world where most faggots are closet straight people you can't spot - a literally unfalsifiable assertion.
>>5887340
I really don't know. They just awaken my inner homophobia.
>>5887657
sounds like you have internalized gentrophobia, you do know that you will age yourself and be what you hate right?
>>5887657
Probably because the older fags are so degenerate as fuck that even younger fags consider them beyond the pale.
>>5887710
thank Jove for that, so I can get dat there daddy cock, you know what imma talking about gurl
>>5887436
Captcha: Contract AIDS
>>5885335
Gay men using "she/her" to refer to other gay men (no matter how flaming they may be). Fucking disgusting.
>>5887743
Stay mad, sis.
>>5887743
>Not intentionally pissing straighties off by calling their shit with a casual "guuuuurl"
Live a little hunty
>>5887749
>>5887781
>revolving your entire personality around your sexuality.
Into the gas chambers you go.
>>5887898
are you sure you're gay sis?
>>5887898
>implying straighties don't do that too
hey bro I baned a chick last night
nice bro
high five bro
bro
bisexual cis man here, but whatever.
>"gay men don't play soccer honey".
>"heeey gurl you want me to be yourrrrr gay pet who suggesssst you the dresss for yourrr dated with that handosomeee guy????".
>"is normal that the gurls and me get alon well, after all gays are like gurls"
>"he can't be gay, is tooooo masculine honey"
>"tranniesss are just gay men confused by the societe honey, also all trannies always likes men, is impossible to a tranny to like women ;)".
>"gurl, are you telling me that exist female tranniesss?" talking about a FtM.
"bisexuality don't exist honey, all """bisexual girls""" are just attetion whores who want dick, all """bisexual men""" are just faggets in denial, i was bisexual went i get out of the closet, ha ha ha".
in the G, the most irritating group is this one, the "flamboyan crazy dramaqueens who copied the worst thing of female culture".
i love feminine men, who are just that, feminine men, shy, cute, soft, sexy, but that other group in my eyes is not feminine, and have the worst examples of biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, everything relationed with hating others, they are just cancer.
>>5887983
now some perls about "bros".
>" ""straight"" acting only, no fems allowed"
>"m4sc 4 m4sc only, if you are not super bulky who likes football, mountain climbing, cycling, basket ball, beer and being a m4sculine bro fuck yourself faggot".
>"B-but I'M MASCULINE" (star acting effeminated)
>"bro you wand me to suck you cock, c'mon bro you're gonna like it bor, m4sc 4 m4sc, no homo bro, is just all between bros, bro, is not gay we are just fooling around like good friends"
>"I'M NOT A FAGGOT, i just like to suck cock, your fucking faggot"
>"i can't be gay i'm masculine y'know bro, i like football, beers, MMA, i can't be gay, only faggots are gay, i just like to fuck men to release tension"
>"I CAN'T BE A FUCKING FAGGOT, I LIKE WOMEN, I FUCK MY GF HARD LIKE I DO WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO IS TOTALLY NO GAY, THE TWO OF US JERK OFF WITH LESBIAN PORN, IS JUST THAT WE FIND THE PRESENCE OF THE TWO OF US JERKING OFF AND LATER FUCKING EACH OTHER HOT".
i hate closeted bisexual's who fuck's men and later say they're straight's...
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/01/08/a-surprising-number-of-straight-men-admit-to-having-gay-sex/
When a flaming guy acts like he's hot. It's kind of how some people get annoyed at fat girls acting like they are 10s. I wouldn't go as far as internalized homophobia though. It's just cringey and irritating.
>>5885410
sour grapes
>>5888026
gurl d only ring sour here is your puss
mmmhmm
>>5887145
You go first. :^)
>>5887519
Who are you trying to impress? I don't hang out with gays, but straight men are definitely more cancerous than the gay man stereotype. They'll do shit like piss on a hobo, because it's funny. I'm pretty sure the word faggot/gay is 10% of their sentences. Gays talking like a black girl is just a minor annoyance in comparison.
>>5887901
Nope, I'm bi. Maybe that's why I don't feel the need to be a prancing lala fruit.
>>5887974
Straight people don't own the word "bro." I use it all the damn time.
>>5887657
honestly i get it. like older couples can be cute if theyre normal but a lot of old gay dudes still try and be on the "scene" and are vocal about their sex lives which frankly, i dont want to hear about.
>>5888057
>>5887898
I feel you, bro.
Back when I was in 11th grade (Second to last year of high school for you burgers) my school had the brilliant idea to start one of these 'gay-straight-alliances' which would be, admittedly, a good idea.
In a third world country.
Not in an average german school at the outskirts of a big city.
So I talked to the principal and told him how absolutely unnecessary that whole thing would be.
What convinced him, the other teachers and the parents on the school board was when I asked them if they really wanted to open a group where the only thing that most kids have in common is the fact that they want sex with their own gender because doin' it homosex-style is the only thing all gay people have in common.
If anything, these 'gay groups' do more harm than good by putting the 'members' in the super special snowflake light and enforcing the idea that being gay is more than it really is.
>>5887974
Yeah, there are straight people like this. And they're obnoxious as fuck and the only people that like to hang out with them are other people like them.
Sound familiar?
>>5887812
Bro, calm down. The whole "gurl" thing is pretty fun, you should try it. Intentionally using undesired pronouns, I'll admit, is annoying, bit saying "gurl" is not super faggotry
>>5887974
Closet bi here. Never done that. Closest thing I did was go tell all my female friends and 1 guy freshman year when I lost my virginity and was super excited. Afterbthat I learned it's a better idea to keep it quiet unless you want everyone to know, which I didn't.
>>5887983
No but that insistence that bi men are full of ahit/don't exist, that's one of the big reasons I don't want to come out
>>5888055
That's not a straight thing, that's a gargantuan asshole thing
>>5888055
>mfw some dirty hobbo is getting the glorious staright piss instead of me
>>5888377
>>5887901
>if you dont act completely flamboyant then your not gay
>being gay is all about how much pink you wear, not if you are attracted to the same gender
>>5888204
you know 11th grade exists in america right
>Stop denying who you are!
>Stop hiding your true feelings!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5888204
>gay people wanting to make a club shouldn't be able to because then the members of the club would have something in common
also that never happened no one gives a fuck about the opinions of high school kids
>>5885410
>Cringing at monogamy
>Not following the obviously superior relationship model
>taking a stand against slut-shaming outside the context of rape victim blaming
your city's gay community is full of nasty pizza faced tranny little sluts, your crotch smells like cat food, that's why everyone hates gays there
>>5887974
>I baned a chick last night
Yep and people hate these men, I wonder why
>>5885335
>Well I am gay.. because I was born this way baby! *snaps fingers*
>>5888447
But who knows if the burgers know that too.
>>5888484
>> would have something in common
Not just something. Only one single thing: Their sexuality.
At my old school it would have just been a gloryfied dating club and at that age that would just boil down to sex.
It'd be like making a club for straight kids titled: 'Singles Club, meet new single friends!'
> no one gives a fuck about the opinions of high school kids
No idea where you lived but in my old school the last two years were pretty different from the first 10.
Most teachers treated the year 11 and 12 students more friendly and less strict, half my old teachers would be talked to on first name basis and with the personal 'you' ('Du' in german) instead of the regular 'you' ('Sie' in german).
Hell, the headmaster at the time was in love with his job. Loved to teach and even interrupted phone calls or meetings if a student had questions for him.
Probably very much not the norm but it was a good systemand those were two amazing years because we students were treated nearly as equals.
So yeah, the teachers at my school gave a shit what students thought. I like to think that that kind of thing should be normal at a school.
>rainbow flags
>pride parades
>gay couples with children
>equality bumper stickers
>straight people with equality bumper stickers
>drag queens
>>5885335
>Yaaaaas hunty slay
what does this mean
>>5889010
Nobody knows, it's psycho babble that fags with the flamboyant brain disease spout off.
>>5887145
/pol/ like
>Day 4 and they still haven't noticed me.
>>5889068
>/pol/ like
Kill yourself
>>5889010
Yaaaaaas
Whenever I see a stereotypical gay (i.e. every gay I know of irl other than myself)
>Femmy
>>Eyeliner, accents, Beyoncé, etc.
>Studies drama and/or english literature
>>Thinks I'm a repressed homophobe for studying science instead
>Personality is literally just "gay"
>>Gay movies, gay books, gay hobbies; literally nothing that's not tied to any specific sexuality
>Sexually active despite having never been in a relationship
>>Yes... I do mean Grindr... 18 year olds on Grindr... Who lost their virginities on Grindr...
>>5889116
>tfw effeminate English lit major
>tfw barefuck STEMfags for breakfast
>>5889116
I study lit but I'm a repressed homophobe and straight acting
science is shit btw
>>5887743
What's wrong with it? I do it to emphasize the fact that I don't consider them to be men.
>>5888999
Most of this is irritating, but I don't get what's wrong about a gay couple with a kid.
I mean, if they're caring, respectable, financially stable people who are ready and willing to dedicate time and effort to passing their experiences and knowledge on to the next generation, why shouldn't they? They'd be many times more likely to do a better job than some hetero couple who accidentally vajfarted some kid into the world and did a half-arsed job of raising it, resulting in yet another social pariah with no future prospects.
I dunno; I guess I just want to prove to myself that I'd never make the same mistakes that my parents did when raising me. They didn't do a bad job, but they could have done so much better. I feel like someone deserves the childhood experiences that I never got.
>Nice trips tho.
>>5889136
>science is shit btw
Kek ok. There are absolutely no practical applications to anything in science...
>>5889169
>what is bullying?
>>5889169
god gays are fucked in the head
>>5889169
All you're doing is aping hetero conventions. They tolerate us to exist in society and we ought to show them more respect for it.
We're not supposed to have families - we're fags.
>>5889188
I got bullied for being mixed race; are you saying that mixed-race couples (and, extending to all racist bullying, any ethnic minority in a country) should never reproduce? Not to mention, my parents were going out back when a mixed race child would have been beaten up on a near-daily basis.
The vast majority of kids get bullied for some arbitrary factor, and in the end, none of that crap matters and you usually don't remember it; a fear of your child getting picked on is about as good an excuse as a fear of your child being born with PKU for not having one.
Actually, things that trigger my internalised homophobia:
>Gay people who reject their own rights because they hate themselves, say that things "emulate heterosexuality and heteronormativity", and look on all other legbutts with scorn for not harbouring deep, self-destructive, self-hatred too.
wow so many mathcth in this thread
>>5889116
Become straight.
>>5885335
>internalized homophobia
>>5889244
I'm actually OK with this sexuality.
My lack of viable dating options and seemingly permanent virginity and loneliness have really helped my grades.
Not to mention, I'd probably be some muslimtard gaybasher if I weren't gay myself.
>>5889294
Arab?
>>5889340
Eh, not exactly, but close enough.
>>5889351
Persian!?
>>5888055
I'm calling bullshit. I live in the rust belt, and have seen tons of hobos in my day. If I were to piss on one, then they would probably start chasing me down with a knife, fully intent on killing me.
>>5889173
Stop being an asshole.
>>5889356
I'm honestly not sure; my grandparents met in Pakistan, although my grandmother is part of a non-ethnically-Pakistani race (a bit like Kurds are to Turkey and Iran). My grandfather also looked mixed-race brown+something, although they never kept birth records so we have no idea.
Factoring in that I'm also half-British, all I can reliably say is "Eurasian".
>Who cares, though.
>>5889405
>Asian
Ugh...never mind.
