Lesbian General. Kinky BDSM and other lesbian topics. How to properly pull hair, how to get a gf, how to use rope safely, how to get your heart broken, we will cry about all these things and more.
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>>5872558
I'm an expert on heartbreak and crying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omTVsz7xu2U
>>5880678
>tfw you will never get a non-degenerate painslut gf
So I have a new girlfriend and she has some real sadistic tendencies. Which I'd like to encourage as much as possible. She likes to slap me when I'm not expecting it, and get me to give her massages, wash her hair, do meals and chores. And she bites me. She knows it turns me on, so she'll bite me hard enough to leave tooth-shaped bruises and just let me get starry eyed and ignore it. When it actually comes to sex, she won't stop if I just climax once, and when I eat her out she traps me tight between her thighs until I start to black out and have to tap her legs to get some air.
So that's all wonderful. It's just the very best.
But she also mentioned including toys and bondage, but can be really lazy. How do I encourage her to learn about tying someone up, and how to get silk ropes, and what too little blood circulation looks like? How do I push her to taking that initiative? Do any of you have inspiration that works?
>>5880689
>nekomimi shit
>monster girl
TRIGGERED
>>5880702
Nekos are traditional eastern monstergirls, get over it.
>>5880694
>painslut
>not degenerate
Dat oxymoron.
>>5880698
Create a list of things you'd both maybe like. Hell just google "bdsm list" or "kinky list" there's plenty online. From there check a y/n/? for yes, no, maybe. You check off your stuff, she checks off hers. Then once a week you do something from that list you both check yes to. That way there's a deadline and sometimes a girl might be afraid to be too freak with you because she doesn't think you're into what she's into, if there's an open working list that takes away that hesitation.
Also just because she's dominating doesn't mean you can't learn about this stuff too. You should just for your own safety know how to tell if a rope is too tight or if you can get out safely or how to breath properly. In fact figure out how to tie your ass up a little and just surprise her if you want her inspired.
>>5880705
Solely attaching cat ears to a girl does not make her a monster girl.
>>5880712
What I mean is non-degenerate non-painslut gf.
I fucking hate painsluts. I don't want my gf to be a saint or a complete normie, but a degenerate painslut is too much, and it seems most women are some sort of painsluts.
>>5880720
She has fangs, contacts, and pigmentation makeup. What more do you fucking want? A surgery?
>tfw no gf
>>5880727
How about a tail and paws with claws. She looks like an average kemonomimi with just cat ears and fangs.
>>5880605
Wow please love me
>>5880728
>>tfw no gf
>>5880755
>tfw I remember the only person I kissed in my entire life was my mom
>>5880858
Same, and she freaked out when I did ;_;
Hello lesgen! How do you deal with crushes in college? I'm coming out of an awkward blunder-years sort of phase and improving myself, but I'm still garbage and I really don't deserve to feel bad about no girls liking me. Anyway, I have a crush on this girl in my college class. She's talked to me a few times (for some unknown reason) even though I sperg out every time. It might be pity. She's also pretty much everything I aspire to be in terms of looks... so yeah, general straight girl crush autism has ensued and I feel bad about it.
How do I learn to be ok with being lonely while I improve myself and not get distracted over shit like this every five seconds? I want to just focus on finishing my fitness goals, school goals, etc. which I'm SO CLOSE to, before I let myself think that something like that could happen, but I also don't want to keep rudely avoiding girls because I've been told I'm way too aloof... and it's generally with crushes.
Sorry if this is a stupid post but I don't have anyone else to talk to. Also who here /cozy/
My therapist is very attractive and I told her I fantasized about her a couple times and she didn't seem that put off by it.
Think I have a chance?
>>5880858
Can I kiss your mom?
>>5880880
You fucking what?
>>5880880
>I told her I fantasized about her a couple times
I can feel the cringe, poor woman.
>>5880880
You can kiss me
>>5880912
>She sat there very quietly for a while but honestly didn't seem mad or anything and even said she understood.
Pretty sure she freaked out.
>>5880920
You weren't there. ;-;
>>5880912
I read somewhere that therapists are taught to react that way because therapist crushes are super common.
>>5880929
It is nice to be able to talk to someone without feeling like they will laugh or something.
>>5880875
When you figure it out let me know
>>5880923
Internally freaked out. Therapists are trained to be ok with the many crushes they get, it's like, a thing. Just don't do it again.... It's pathetic
>>5880993
You can't stop me from being pathetic.
>>5880997
/thread
My gf bought ruffies and she is going to slip me one for our date rape roleplay this weekend.
>>5880880
You have zero chance at all. Unless she tries to get you to go to a different therapist. Then that's saying, "I'm trying to make this less rapey."
>>5880875
man it's like you know my life
>>5881039
Well, tell me about your crush anon! I like relate-able stuff too.
>>5881011
It's not going to be any fun for you if you're legit knocked out, I hope you're using weak stuff.
>tfw no slutty gf who'll let you fuck her whenever wherever
>>5881056
Well, I'm hoping that without the addition of alcohol it won't put me out cold.
>>5880875
I feel for you, anon. I've had a crush on a straight girl for years. Although, do you know for certain that the girl that you like is straight?
>>5881011
What if she's just sick of having sex with you, so she slips you the rohybnol, watches TV for a while, then tells you that the sex was great when you wake up?
lets get some girls up in this pathetic thread...
I'm lookin at >>5881039
>>5881011
>>5880880
>>5880875
you guys
>>5881108
Well thanks for that, it's not like I'm massively insecure or anything.
>reading shitty interracial smut
>just got off to the thought of a racist white dom gf degrading me
I fucked up
>>5881116
4 u
>>5881100
I can't know for sure but I've never met a gay girl like her. It just seems like it would be too goo to be true. She looks like a fucking model or something.
>>5881167
I'm not racist and you might have to tell me some things to say but I'm thirsty enough to help you out.
>>5881169
thank
>>5881167
no... no don't do that.
>>5881184
I can believe it. She's probably straight desu.
>>5881201
I don't think I actually want it in real life. I'm usually fine with regular old humiliation
So do Carrie-Anne Moss and Krysten Ritter fuck on screen, or am I wasting my time with this Jessica Jones thing?
>>5881333
they do not
>>5881352
Thank you, sweet anon.
>>5880880
Absolutely not. She spent 4 years in her undergraduate, 4 years getting her Ph D and another 3 or 4 training to be licensed.
Do you seriously think she would throw away her license/life's work to hook up with some whiny depressed autist? Because losing your license is exactly what happens to therapists who do anything sexual with their clients.
>>5880880
It's a common thing that therapists deal with, but you have no chance. In my state for a professional to date a client they'd need to stop having them as a client, not contact them for I think 3 or 5 years. Then you can try dating.
>>5881423
3-5 years? Damn that's pretty hardcore. I guess I get why though.
I wish this wasn't such a slow general. I mean jeez there's only 15 of us.
Just finished rewatching Mai-Hime, so that gave me my daily false sense of accomplishment.
Ugh, it was such a good show. I can't believe it's like 12 years old.
>tfw still no obsessive friend who wants to make me belong to her
>>5881621
>2004 was 12 years ago
wakemeupinside.jpg cantwakeup.jpg
>>5881621
>I can't believe it's like 12 years old
Stop, don't remind me.
>>5881541
Quality > Quantity
>>5881793
>Also aren't there sequels you may also possibly enjoy?
Oh god don't get your hopes up for the sequels hahaha.
>>5881333
Lesbians watch any kind of shit it has one lesbian scenes. No matter if the scene is 3 seconds, we still watch it and cry in happiness.
>>5881926
That isn't true, I'm not sitting through 3 seasons of person of interest for like one pair. I do, however, only watch things with lesbians in it.
>>5881926
I am so guilty of this ;_;
>>5881108
this goes beyond bed death. just too cruel.
>>5881941
>I do, however, only watch things with lesbians in it.
what is the single best piece of lesbian media?
>>5881941
x2
I tried four episodes but quit because I only watched for Carrie-Ann Moss in the first place but ended up not really liking any of the characters.
Youtube exists now, so no need to sit through 13 hours for 10 minutes of lesbians.
>>5881994
the.........................
l....................................
word..............................
just for the sheer number of nonstop lesbians.
But movie wise, I really liked Concussion from 2014.
>>5881994
LoK kekekek
But that may actually be the truth.
>>5881991
>Let's watch them together and cry when our bby's get so little screen time ):
Just Western TV or do you do jdrama and anime too?
>>5882116
Anything goes really. Though I'd probably jst cling on to you all the time.
>>5882128
Well I hope you aren't a fucking bonfire like I am, cuddling can get uncomfortable quickly when the involved parties are human torches.
>>5882186
Man, I hope you're this smooth irl anon.
>>5882186
I'm always cold so if you're hot in more than one way you'll have live with me constantly trying to snuggle with you.
>>5881333
Carrie-Anne Moss does fuck Susie Abromeit (pic related) on-screen at one point tho
>>5882248
Isn't crying over fictional lesbians the national sport of /Lesgen?
>>5882254
I think I have enough experience to be senior management at this point.
>mfw the chick I'm talking to on OKC mentioned something I love and I wrote her a massive ramble about how amazing it is in response
I am become autism, destroyer of date opportunities.
>>5882273
Well you're going to be a nice girl at this rate.
>>5882284
BUT ITS SO GOOD THO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
r-r-r-really l-l-liking stuff is a-a-attractive right senpai?
>>5882273
Well I met one of my closest friends when she gave me commentary that most people would consider overkill. I recognized myself in that and figured we'd get along.
>>5882291
You're hopeless. Just embrace the fact that the only thing you'll ever be is a sugar baby.
>>5882291
Liking stuff yes, writing like that no.
To be serious, I also tend to write or talk a lot about things I like and be a little too enthousiast. But I'm always careful with who I'm talking to. Guess that's why people who don't know me are surprised when they hear me saying more than two words.
>>5882314
Well I'm not actually autistic enough to write like that TOO her lmao.
I may be socially retarded but I'm not drooling on myself just yet.
>>5882309
Doesn't matter how rich you are. You're made to lick pussy as often as your mistress commands. Embrace the future.
>>5882317
...but that's not what sugar baby means
>>5882316
I need to get back to Okcupid. But the amount of bisluts and bulldykes really put me off.
>>5882323
>mfw I'm a bulldyke and the chick I'm talking to is a bislut
Don't worry, there's a lot of "fem4fem LETS DO EACH OTHERS MAKEUP TEEHEE" types on there too.
>>5882309
>I mean she said she likes enthusiastic rants
Some people do.
>>5882325
When I'm saying bisluts it's
>looking for a girl before going back to dick sucking
They outnumber the number of lesbians or bi who want a serious relationship. No need to be defensive, to each their own. Bulldykes are not my thing, but overly feminine girls either since they tend to be really annoying. Unless you're obese with pink hair, then you can be defensive.
>>5882338
Hahaha noh god I'm not a tumblbeast or anything. Can you even imagine? I'd be constantly triggered by 4chan.
She's a bislut, but she's put herself down as only looking for women so I figure that's a p. good sign that she's not a huge cockmuncher.
I'm with you on the super femme chicks. Not my thing. Chapsticks are what's up.
>>5882346
Some tumblrshits land from time to time here. Always funny to read them whining about racism, gender shit and politics. Fortunately they go away pretty fast and never come back.
Chapsticks are okay, tomboy and femme too. As long as she's not fat and take care of herself actually.
Good luck to you with your bi girl.
>>5882363
Yeah there's that one who always brings that socio-gender bullshit in here and whines when we tell people to kill themselves. Why someone like that would ever want to post on 4chan is fucking beyond me.
>>5882372
It's probably trying to make us better persons. Just kidding, actually it just want to impose its views to everyone, like a good SJW. Thank God there's still few people like this one in my country.
>>5882375
We should kill it before it infects the others.
AND I JUST ASKED OUT THE CHILL BISLUT.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
>>5882376
Count me in for the extermination of retarded tumblrites.
Wish you luck. And I'll try to take care of my okcupid account this week-end. Who knows, maybe I could finally meet someone who isn't "straight" with a boyfriend.
>>5882376
Good luck!!
>>5882376
Enjoy that syphilis! ;)
uhhhh, maybe I'm late to the party but I just found out that Magan & Danai is based on the author and her irl gf and they're really cute. It's too much desu.
>>5882408
Yeah you're late. You probably haven't figured out Husky & Medley is based on a true story too.
>>5882437
I...never even heard of Husky & Medley. I'll check it out, thanks anon.
>>5880880
It's categorized under "counter-transfert" and considered to be a normal step in the process of recovery. However true it might be, that's probably how she understood the situation.
>>5882444
You're playing me. The high school girl asking for help on 2ch in digging up dirt on the popular, pretty girl at school? How they told her to try and date the pretty girl? And how she fucking went and did it?
Dear god anon. It's yuri 101
>>5882462
Wuh no. Maria-sama is like yuri 101. I get on u a lot and never even saw this mentioned before!
>>5882464
It's literally right there on the sticky
>>5882476
............................oh.
ok. . _. well then.
I've only heard of like 11 of those. Are they all u approved yuri?
>>5880880
I think she is trained to dodge those bullets.Please consider the number of people who have or will say that kind of stuff to her.
>>5882476
This is hard to read, the typesetting is eye cancer.
So, last year around Christmas my friend begged me to go out with her and I met a girl in a gay bar who was really into me and I dunno, I should have known better because she was really pretty.
Anyways we went to my place and had sex and she stole a bunch of my stuff while I was asleep.
I was really embarrassed and didn't tell anyone and it hurts, I'm incredibly stupid.
>>5882512
Damn, what did she steal? Maybe you could try to warn the bar owner or something about what she's doing.
You're not stupid, but I'll keep this in mind before I ever invite a stranger over.
>>5882512
Was it at least a good fuck?
>>5882512
What kind of stuff?
If a pretty girl is into me, should I assume that they're a thief?
>>5882534
No, always assume MtF first, then thief, then abuser, then secret life, and if you've dissipated any doubt about all of that, then maybe you can start lowering your guard a little.
>>5882512
Almost happened to me. Met a girl at a bar, talked to her. Saw her there a week later, chatted, took her home.
Woke up in the middle of the night and she was going through a jewelry box on my bureau. Grabbed her stuff and her hair and literally threw her out my front door naked (in my defense I was fairly drunk at the time. I don't advocate violence.)
>>5882536
I don't think I would mind an abusive gf, at least. But I'll try to check for the rest. How do I do that? Do I just ask them?
>>5882536
Wouldn't it be a bit weird to assume a pretty girl is mtf? That doesn't happen very often.
I stayed up all night watching Faking It of all things and I hate myself a bit right now.
>>5882566
why?
>>5882595
Mostly because it was a dumb decision, I have to work today.
>>5880678
I need a painslut and I need one now.
>>5882674
I wanna try this once, but only with someone who is good at aftercare.
I'm a slut for all qt. girls in trench coats
>>5882464
You just reminded me I had a dream about Sei tonight.
The suffering never stops.
>>5882764
I have a trench coat and a fedora. Pls b my gf.
>>5882862
Trench coat good, fedora bad. No deal.
>>5882437
>Husky & Medley is based on a true story too.
>tfw 4chan talked me into a relationship when i was that age but it ended badly
So close and yet so far
>>5880875
are you me?
Seriously, If I'd gotten drunk last night, I would have believed I wrote this post and then forgot about it.
>How do I learn to be ok with being lonely while I improve myself and not get distracted over shit like this every five seconds?
If you're just like me, you feel bad for being gf-less
as it seems like a badge of your inadequacy, and then you just fear no girl will never ever love you or find you attractive.
The answer to this (and I'd say to all of your described problems) is to simply not think about it. Be positivie and go about your life, and if you think you're feeling lonely, just think that you're currently doing your best. You are statistically likely to meet someone, someday. Try to enjoy what you have now.
I can't really help you with the whole being a sperg around cute girls, cause I'm still trying to learn how to properly deal with that.
For example, yesterday while leaving one of my uni's departments, a girl from my major held the door for me and it took me a while to realize that (thought she might have been holding for someone coming behind me, for some reason).
My autism hit me once I finally got it and I was taken aback. I said some "thank you" gibberish beneath my breath and kept my gaze low.
>pic related, my internal reaction when it happened
>>5883064
>I said some "thank you" gibberish beneath my breath and kept my gaze low
T-the PTSD, it's coming back.
>mfw I came out to my only gay guy friend in my small polygamist town
Feels good.
>>5883180
>my small polygamist town
What?
>>5883182
Welcome to rural Nevada and borderline Utah.
>>5883197
http://gosw.about.com/od/southwesthistory/a/polygamy.htm
Okay, didn't know about this aspect of the american society.
>>5883224
Yeah sorry I'm used to it so much I forget it isn't normal. It's weird in the USA.
>>5883180
I've always wanted two wives for some reason. Basically I'd get sex more often and even threesome. Better sex life combined more income would give me and my family far greater opportunities than regular marriage.
>>5883224
Ugh, technically it's not confined to America -- it had cancerous offshoots in Canada as well.
>>5883079
It's fine. I bought supplies for a midterm today and when the cashier said "good luck on your test" I said "you too". Kill me pls.
>>5883303
Polygamy has been almost without exception about a man having multiple wives. As much as I'd hope a lesbian nation to rise and matriarchs having their own harems, I doubt that numberneutral marriage will be a thing among lesbians.
>>5883314
That's moe.
>>5883317
>Polygamy has been almost without exception about a man having multiple wive
OF COURSE BECAUSE ELSE IT'S CALLED "POLYANDRY"
A google search will give you examples of societies having it. Also you might want to check out the Inuits and how a girl child can get the role of a man (though it may change later on her life).
>>5883318
No it's not. It's cringe and I do shit like this every day to those poor casheirs and they must think I'm autistic or something.
>>5883328
You're far too hard on yourself and imagining things.
>>5883333
"Oh great it's THAT one here to pick up snacks and then get in line and then change her mind and get out of line and then pay in quarters and probably drop them everywhere before attempting to be polite and failing miserably"
I'm just insecure.
>>5883339
That's moe
>>5883317
I know quite a few polyamorous lesbians but they're not exactly admirable people
>>5883339
Having worked in costumer service we're all too dead inside to judge you over minor shit like that. Doesn't even get a notice. We're just thinking about when's the next smoke break or please don't let the next person in line be some cunt being a cunt doing cunty cunt shit goddammit.
>>5883359
True.
/retail hell stories/ ??
>>5883354
what makes them so difficult to admire?
>>5883373
They're less committed than bisluts
>>5883380
isn't that the point of polyamory?
>>5883365
The worst I've ever had was a dull looking girl who came by, dropped her fucking money everywhere, tried be polite but failed when she replied "y-you too" to my encouragements for her exams. I told that story to everyone, put it on my facebook, my local journal told they'd make an article about her, Spielberg contacted me by email saying he wanted to make a comedy based on this story, and one of Obama's counselor met me in secret because they want to pass a law making girls like her literally illegal.
Just finished AC: Syndicate and my god that series is as boring as ever. Graphics are slightly better but there's that. Still the same old kicking ass and whining about the Templars as ever. Should have listened to reason before buying. But Evie was nice.
Anyway, what is /Lesgen playing today?
>>5883393
Xenoblade X some time later.
>>5883391
You made me laugh.
>>5883390
Yeah but they always make it out to be perfectly normal relationships and act like its a bad stereotype that they're not committed even though a long term polyamorous relationship never works for that reason.
>>5883365
Nah waitress/bartender kind of costumer service but I've got friends in retail and it's in the same neighborhood of hell.
>always see terrible waitress stories where the guy was demanding or picky or a fatass
>honestly idgaf about any of that
>order fucking 20 shots of jager on ice and an overcooked deconstructed hamburger
>while being a creepy old fatass staring at my tits
>i
>don't
>care
>just never touch me
>and don't bitch to me about the prices
>i didn't make beer 4 dollars alright
>i don't care about your opinions on anything
>nothing negative or positive
>i'm running like a pretty charm robot here
>clean this table, do some prep, check on you, smile, get drinks, say specials, enter apps, enter food, check on other tables, keep drinks filled, get food out, clean a little, more prep, get checks out, collect money, clean tables, talk shit with cooks, keep dead inside and smile outside
>if bartending it's just constant making drinks and cleaning and fucking with the register and making more drinks
>i've picked up vaping cigs and hate myself for it but god it's a quick fix alternative to having to go outside
>guys always ask what's the wimpiest drink or manliest drink by bartender standards
>dude oldschool manly bartenders drink everything from fruity starburst blowjob shots to the most bitter obscure ipas
>they don't judge shit
>except maybe that one asshole that comes in ordering a martini for the first time cause we got a special then spits it out all "ugh too strong" like dude fuck you do you not know a martini is just liquor with liquor
>don't fucking ask for a refund fuck you for wasting my time
>otherwise just order your drink fast and tip ok and don't yell and we think you're the coolest
>>5882363
Fuck off, retard. Everyone who knows you're an edgy corner-case isn't some tumblr boogeyman that you chase away.
>>5883420
An entertaining read desu senpai
>>5883420
>while being a creepy old fatass staring at my tits
When I ogle bartenders it's always the arms I'm staring at. Lots of bartenders have really nice arms. Though I'm also not an old fatass, just creepy.
>>5883421
lol dam this anger
relax famalam we shit on tumblr all the time along with sjw.
>>5882519
Mostly computer stuff, I had two laptops in the living room but neither of them were working properly. I also had a small touch screen in the kitchen to watch stuff on while I ate or for recipes and she took that.
She took all my DVDs in this tote beside the tv, a box of makeup stuff my sister gave me and a few pieces of jewelry I had wore and taken off and put on the bathroom sink.
>>5882522
Uh, well good for her maybe. I ate her out and when she finished she pulled me up to kiss her then kinda stretched out beside me and went to sleep, she really didn't do anything for me.
>>5882534
Probably not, but maybe.
>>5882538
It's pretty lucky you caught her.
>>5883421
What.
>>5883432
It's true my arms got amazing after bartending. Lost a lot of weight in general waitressing. Thought for sure I'd get fat but I guess it's all the movement.
>>5883393
The good recent one is Black Flag, since its 90% a piracy game, and theres a bit of assassination on the side.
>>5883365
>night shift at a gas station on the highway
>drunk asshole drives off with the gas hose still hooked into his shitty truck
>now petrol is leaking everywhere
>fuck
>shit
>blockade the area while the fire department gets their shit together
>people being pissy because I'm not checking out their scratch-offs and hot dogs
>even though I'm standing out there, chasing people away from the FLAMMABLE HAZARD FLUID, people still approach and drive through
>at one point a dick knocks over the barrier specifically to drive through and ignores me yelling at him
>almost want the gas to light from his fucking retardwagon's hot engine just so I escape this fresh hell
>the police hassle me for the next four hours
>go home way after my shift ended
>killer headache from the fumes
>open the next day
>>5883445
>It's true my arms got amazing after bartending
Hnngh.
>>5883476
think of all the braincells you lost forever
poor girl
>>5883476
Jesus christ, where do you live? Just so I know never to go there.
>>5883487
Central Texas.
>>5883496
Oh dear.
>>5883496
Damn red necks.
>>5883476
fellow nightshifter here, or was when in college. the people you see... it's amazing
>people so drunk they have no idea where they are
>people who don't understand the concept of gas caps on ONE side of the car
>the "bag of nickles" customers
>"is the coffee fresh?"
>"are the hot dogs good?"
>"what time do you get off? we can have some fun later"
amirite?
I work at a gas station too and the only fun story I have is taking a long break and having sex with a qt trucker woman in her truck.
>>5883567
Yeah? Did you have to juggle an autistic boy and a paranoid schizophrenic both off their meds while the right people showed up and neither being permitted to leave?
>>5883567
Share away m'lady. I love story time.
>>5883567
Just pick some, it'll always be better than "tfw no gf".
>>5883567
Did a stint as a ID checker at a bar (not a bouncer... the bigger girls did that). We should share stories over a beer but feel free to drop some here.
>>5883567
how the hell do you get a bouncer job as a girl?
I got a niece in security but that's it. Bouncer jobs go to men above 6 feet.
>>5883589
After seeing the bounces at the club I worked, "bull dykes" have a new found respect from me.
>>5883593
*bouncers* (although there were a lot of things bouncing, too)
>>5883576
Once had an old man who lost his jaw and half of his face when he fell in an escalator. This while having to deal with "surgeons" who came to give worst aid.
>>5883579
>>5883578
Most of the stories I have remind me why I lost faith in humanity. But there are a few funny ones.
Once we were escorting this man out of the stablishment because he was causing disturbance. As we escorted him out he began the usual "WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE"-bullshit and that night I just lost it.
"I'm batgirl and the gentleman is the Batman". He asked with serious tone: "Seriously?" I lost it again and we kicked him out.
Then there was the cat fight between two very flamboyant gay guys. I've been in some dangerous situations before but Christ that was horrible. They were hitting each other with their hand bags and choking one other. We had to call patrol car to help us because nothing we did was adequate. I gave one of them a full can of pepper spray to no effect. Eventually I had to choke one into control which failed because my partner lost control of the other gay guy and we had a WWE match before the cavalry arrived.
>>5883589
There are some women in the business. I'm not a bull dyke but verbal judo takes you far. Also you don't want to be the guy to hit a woman bouncer. First cases of violence and force usage were terrifying but you'll get use to it.
The most lezzy thing I ever had was when the bartenders asked us to throw away a minor. How she got inside I never knew but we proceeded to kick her out before the officials find out. Anyway, as I escorted her out she offered to give a me licking if I let her stay. Made me smile but being the bitch I am I ordered her to be escorted home with taxpayers money.
>>5883615
>They were hitting each other with their hand bags and choking one other
>>5883615
how do I learn verbal judo?
>>5883633
I still have nightmares about that case. For the fucks sake, I've never understood how so girly guys can fight like devils. Not like they knew what they were doing but still.
>>5883639
Same way you learn Krav maga: by practice.
>>5883641
Well, no matter how girly they want to be, they're still men.
My gf dumped me this morning just as I got to work. I don't know what I did, it seems pretty sudden.
>>5883567
Emergency department here, not so many interesting people, more rather tragic people
Can't say if young accident/sudden illness victims or young suicide attempts are the worst. In the first case there's of course an innocent victim, but there's just this eerie feeling when there's a suicide attempt case in the room, especially if unconscious. The "why" question that you'll never get an answer to, the reminder that the world can be such a dark place for some...
>>5883647
They were more girly than I am and I consider myself to be a femme when not at work.
>>5883615
best I saw:
>decide to take piss break
>walking through bar
>not crowded and see two women jawing at the bar
>one pulls a knife and keeps it low so no one can see
>except the bouncer
>this woman was 5-10 230-ish pounds and flew across the floor in a half second, tackled the chick with the knife and gave her a shot to the head for good measure
>cops took the chick away
worst
>bouncer just walking around
>I know her. very level headed
>walks past a girl taking to her friends. says nothing
>one girl grabs a chair and just hauls off and breaks the chair over the bouncers head
>group of them take off
>would have pursued but bouncer was hurt pretty badly
>like 20 stitches to back of head, concussion
>she never came back to the job.
>>5883660
Mentally worse case was when a 13yo girl was punched by her father. Just a pure violence in a public place. Girl lost almost all her front teeth and the father broke has hand. Her face was one damn sorry mess but she didn't cry. Like she was already given up all hope with our world. I don't happened afterwards, didn't even call me to witness.
>>5883672
his hand* sorry for all the typos.
>>5883672
Damn, that's pretty fucked up.
>>5883774
I'm university know so I left that life behind. But yeah, those jobs did give me new perspective.
I work at a little hobby store and this girl comes in sometimes from the other side of the mall and brings me french vanilla to drink.
Today she came by and the store was really empty and she asked if I wanted something added to it and she had some creamers and stuff and I jokingly said "love" and she looked at me and spit in it and started stirring it.
It was hot and I did drink it so we must be in love now.
>>5883997
>she looked at me and spit in it and started stirring it
Ah, romance.
>>5883997
So did you ask her out, or not?
>>5883997
Must be awful having to deal with senile old men who want their gunplas and tonks.
>>5883997
what
>>5883997
Man I'd love to work in a hobby shop. I wish the ones near here hadnt all died out.
>>5884004
I know right.
>>5884007
Not officially but I do plan to tomorrow, something for the weekend I hope.
We've been flirting for forever now.
>>5884021
>>5884029
The worst people are train people, they are rude beyond belief. The owner deals with a few personally because their autism is off the scales.
We mostly deal with RC stuff and trading cards are still very popular.
>>5884060
>The worst people are train people, they are rude beyond belief
Why are train autists so crazy, though? Even in Japan they are feared.
>>5884080
I don't know, they just always act as if everyone is as deeply immersed in traintism as they are.
My favorite people are the chess people who come in occasionally and look at novelty chess sets or pieces we get.
That and sometimes people come in and play table top games on our big tables and that is fun to listen to.
Would you date a lesbian black girl?
I know I would
>>5884126
>Well I didn't upload the whole image. Too big.
I was talking about the manga itself.
>>5884127
I don't think I would.
>>5884132
Oh anon-chan, you don't think I'm hot?
>>5884127
Would and have.
My only issue is black lesbian culture has a lot more of that femme/butch/stud divide that I'm not much into.
>>5884121
>That and sometimes people come in and play table top games on our big tables and that is fun to listen to.
I am shockingly jealous, this is my dream job.
>>5884127
Absolutely would. Dark hair, dark eyes, wide nose, cute lips is my dead set type, so a lot of women I can't stop looking at are black.
>>5884131
Still a golden story desu.
>>5884127
Hello, black woman.
>>5884170
>Not wanting my succulent, thick lips to kiss you with
Shameful really
I'm so white that I glow in the dark, but I'll never date a white girl again. They're just cagey garbage, by and large, and I don't want to play the odds. The two best girlfriends I've had, and it's not even a contest, were black and latina. There's just so much open love, no mind games, lots of respect and understanding. And phenomenal gift givers. They both put me to shame.
>>5883574
Deets pls
>>5884127
It really depends. I don't live in a country with many black people (it's slowly changing due to Sudanese migration) so it's hard for me to say, but if we connected emotionally I wouldn't see a problem with it. The biggest issue would be cultural differences
Fuck nigs, I want East Asian gf.
>>5884339
>Why are my people so talented tho?
Because Asians exchange their soul for übermensch abilities.
>>5883997
Who is she? Why does she bring you coffee? How do I get a girl like that to come to my office?
>>5884145
Why are blacks so gay? In that chicks picking up chicks video all the ones down were young niggresses.
>>5884417
This one?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrkYDD1qSg
>i'd hit up that one tall black girl
>her face isn't all that but that body is a body I wanna see more of and she seemed to have a cool personality
Felt bad watching cause she was so enthusiastic and the girl asking probably never called her back.
>Why are blacks so gay?
but probably cause black dudes kinda suck
>>5884475
So they agree to give their phone number for no reason before realizing it's for a date? Just.
>>5884501
Straight girls do some gay shit without thinking of it as gay.
>>5884501
>women in charge of caring about privacy
And then they cry rape when some idiot publishes their nudes online, kek.
>>5884524
Nah they hardly are this free giving of numbers without knowing it's a date for dudes.
I've actually done this. Not that ballsy but I've learned that if I just ask a girl out worst case I still get a number for friends if she's straight and she's just complimented that a girl asked her out. Best case date.
Girls only get that closed off/scared/get away from me creep vibe with guys.
This might only work for me cause I'm kinda skinny. Same for girl in the video. Maybe if you're like a buff bull dyke it scares girls away or intimidates them or creeps them out or whatever.
So don't be big or fat or have a dick and girls won't be intimidated by you.
>feeling actual despair over nogf
Goddamnit I wish these feels would shut up.
>>5884405
>How do I get a girl like that to come to my office?
There was an adorable summer intern at the office I used to work in who brought me breakfast snacks from the office kitchen. She wasn't flirting, just really sweet. It was still a bright point in my day though! I think she did it because I ran interference when a bunch of drunk bros from a different department were hitting on her girlfriend at an office party. So see if you can find some girls to rescue at company parties.
>>5884583
>I ran interference when a bunch of drunk bros from a different department were hitting on her girlfriend at an office party
Can you tell us this story?
>>5884555
you should look into >>5883064
And if that doesn't work, there's always fantasizing real hard to the point it almost seems real.
If that fails too, just remember taht at least you got some sweet trips.
Unrelated:
How short is too short for you guys? Is 165cm short?
>>5884590
It was years ago, and I don't really remember the details sorry. I didn't actually do much anyway. Drunk bros weren't picking up that her girlfriend was her date and were hitting on the girlfriend -- loudly and with little respect for personal space of course, because they were drunk. She was a pretty new intern at the time, so I think she probably didn't feel comfortable telling them to fuck off. It was awkwardly tense when I noticed and stepped in. I sorta knew the bros so iirc I just did my best to distract them so the girls could flee. In the interest of avoiding future misunderstandings I think I also tried to casually enlighten them to the fact that the girls were dating (I wasn't outing them, she'd introduced the girl as her girlfriend) but I sort of recall those efforts being unsuccessful.
>>5884678
>Is 165cm short
wut, no
at least it's a normal height for me
i'm 1,68cm btw
>>5884678
Lmao 155cm/5'1" representin'
You don't even know short.
>>5884717
Good, but it's still not all enough for me. Some days I feel short(ish), even though most girls around me are about as tall as >>5884741
folow-up: does anyone here wish they were taller/shorter than they are?
>>5884127
>>5884145
This is very true. I'm chapstick or tomboy femme at best. So when trying to meet other black lesbians, I'm not butch enough for femmes, and, while I'm not into butches, I'm not really femme enough for them either. You could probably write a book about why black lesbians tend to be more strict about femme/butch roles than other races.
>>5884754
>does anyone here wish they were taller/shorter than they are?
I'm around 165 and I used to wish fervently that I were taller. Traveling convinced me that I'm a convenient size.
>>5884754
I'm 5'4 and wish I was at least 5'7. Would help me settle into my more dom personality.
>>5884754
I'm 5'11, and when I was in school I used to get teased for it, so I used to wish I was shorter.
Now Im pretty cool with it, honestly.
It's nice to be way taller than a qt sometimes.
>>5884783
Honestly, I love tiny doms. I wish I had a 5'0 mistress to try to choke me with her baby hands.
>cute girl with similar interests and a great personality
>had in penis in her before
>>5884754
>>5884741 here. I'm perfectly content with my height. I wonder if the desire to be taller is greater in average-height girls like yourself, rather than shorties who have accepted their lot and relish in it. I mean, what would I gain from the extra height? (Except improved reach in my given sport)
I also love short girls. 5'3" and under is an immediate turn on.
>>5884793
Haven't run into many situations where being too short was an issue, but have run into plenty of situations where being too tall meant increased discomfort. Planes, ceiling heights, beds, etc. Plus it's easy to make do with clothes that are too big, but less so with clothes that are too small -- so you have a higher chance at finding something when renting gear or buying clothes you forgot if you're medium-sized. Stuff like that.
>>5884783
No, tiny doms are the best thing. They try harder. Make it more cerebral. And they have the cutest rape faces.
for all the lesbians here who are hitting on strait people and complaining that they dont like you, I have advice:
go to a fucking gay bar
from your friend,
a cis strait white male
>>5884940
For all the retards that get upset that they're getting hit on incorrectly:
welcome to what it's like to be a dyke.
there aren't gay bars for us,
>btw im a boy
>>5884940
what about all the straight girls that flee to gay bars so they dont have thirsty men breathing down their neck?
>>5884976
Well then they have to deal with thirsty lesbians breathing down their necks
>>5884678
>tfw also 165cm tall
>forever an averagelet
I swear being average height is worse than being short or being tall.
