Did you remember to get all your shots gaygen?
tinychat/notgaygen
Previous thread: >>5865755
first for baratiddies
>>5871140
Is your name the same name as that character?
>>5871160
Yep
>>5871164
ewwww why would you want real? 3D is so gross.
>>5870772
t b h I don't really care if that kind of shit gets posted as long as it isn't the entire thread
but the same applies to any one thing imo
Let's vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EeZ9z1yMVq
why did the tinychat get shut down?
>>5871418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NrIuH9EmpY
>>5871418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06wLA6Jg3sC
>Tfw no jewish bf
make the pain stop, /gg/
>>5871418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPDdkItT72
old vocaroo of dan and myself
>>5871602
sure, why not
I have these nihilistic bouts occasionally, because I'm in school. I don't try to get perfect grades but I do put my best foot forward, I think. Whenever I feel like I'm not doing as well as I should be, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing. Why am I doing this to myself? I think I am just being a bitch and I need to talk to my chef but I'm just talking to talk.
Whatever, how is everyone else?
>>5871627
mte
>>5871627
nope, just a huge fag
How does gaygen feel about lazy/submissive tops?
>>5871666
Proof that you're evil and the devil incarnate.
>>5871673
Kind of the same here. Maybe that will go away as I fuck more, though. But I tend to not fuck around as I'm not much of a degenerate.
>>5871587
>tfw no hobo bf
i will never help someone to get their life together, feels bad.
Why are gays so fucking flaky /gg/? If this guy flakes again I'm going to scream
Just pulled an allnighter for the first time in 3 years.
I actually feel fine, but I guess I'm going to feel the "comedown" pretty soon.
>>5871762
One time I flaked so hard he went to Europe.
>>5871636
I know that feel still dont have a solution feels bad man
whats his name, gg?
>>5872030
I don't think I've had feelings for anyone since middle school. figured it's just a waste of time
>>5872030
ethan bradberry
How long do I need to train my hole before I can take a big cock?
I got a guy wanting to be my sugar daddy even though he's just slightly older than me, but I'm not sure I feel like it's not the right thing to do. He's qt tho
what would u do?
>>5872178
>You will never be cute enough for another guy to want to be your sugar daddy
>>5872125
>sound clip plays in my head every time I hear the word "berry"
Do you think he's /polgbt/?
>>5872255
Yeah probs 40 something gays are usually racist as shit for some reason
Girls are too fucking complicated
How do I find literally any non-ugly bf
>>5872278
revleft.com
>>5872345
that depends, do you just want sex or do you want an actual working relationship? the former is easy as fuck but the latter is near impossible
>>5872358
are you implying two men can't build a great, loving, long-lasting relationship?
>>5872349
muh comrade
I used to be all about white power but after hanging out with normies I realized white people are real degenerates, especially brits and swedes. Now I'm not sure if whites are worth saving after all, liberalism and feminism has made us too stupid. I want a bf who has other values and interests than sex and partying, is Jewish or Christian better?
>>5872381
>tfw no nationalist bf
I just want a young gay vers twink/twunk Donald Trump incarnate who appeals to my populist beliefs.
>>5871587
Hey there.
>>5872433
WIth you being the one who makes the opinion and he the one whosays: You are right. plese tell me more, explain.
>>5872381
>other than sex
But making love with ur bf is the best
Your other interests only matter for the time between secks
>>5872448
Well babe
At the end of the day I want to have a few white children.
But I also like dudes and I also want America to retain it's sovereign status and supremacy in the world, without all the bullshit proposed by kucksick and jewbio
I'd tell you more, but I've been drinking tonight.
Do Americans actually buy into the blatant anti-Trump propaganda?
Now accepting donations for wsg to get a hair cut.
All donations can be sent in the form of a virtual gift to wsg on tc.
>>5872433
I'm outdoor type and sporty, but too intellectual(or boring) for normies since they usually talk about stupid shit, but same goes for anime fans/bronies. I take good care of my looks and despise fatties who don't. I read a lot, play piano and go camping. I can drink a few beers but look down on people who get "wasted" or do drugs. I love to travel and have high ambitions. I just want guy who's on my level.
>>5872593
Oh wow.
Where are you located at? You sound pretty much what I would ever want in life.
I mean at the end of the day dude I just want to share my life with someone, build upon something great together with.
>>5872607
Australia NSW
>>5872651
Well it was never meant to be bb
My boiboigina is so hungry tonigh i cant stand it ;-;
>>5871627
Rude!
Coal for you!
>>5871627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yptEh4LhkX
>tfw not gay but would rather be
>>5872750
>boiboigina
I've never heard that one before.
>>5872777
Go away.
Jingle jangle.
Didn't you learn your lesson last time?
>>5871418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfl7cpSIH1
I don't even remember doing this ho ho ho
>>5871606
Hitler I love you. Record yourself masturbating while playing with your nipples and moaning pls. I need this for reasons.
>>5872030
Daniel :3
>>5872852
Holy shit I got hard! It was automatic and unconscious. I would have fucked Hitler on the spot after that.
>>5872832
dude calm down, hes just sort of cute
>tfw finally found a dom to pound my boipussy
Lost my virginity to him and he creamed inside me. Oh my god I'm so sissified
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xXLr74rTyJ
>>5872930
>sissified
More like pozzified.
>>5872930
>tfw your top tells you he's going to put baby in you and you cum because it's so hot
>>5872524
To the uneducated it definitely seems like an anti-Trump agenda but to those who know marketing & memes it's clearly a reverse psychology tactic they're using to make him the most popular talked about candidate that people want to root for.
I can't believe 4channers of all people haven't picked up on that yet. All of the candidates in both parties suck a load of bollocks.
>>5872930
Welcome to AIDStown
>>5872962
>we're both clean
Don't they all say that, "I'm clean. No worries", "I was tested a month ago.", etc.
You can't always trust another guy..especially a younger guy (18-25) whose in college and is fucking multiple guys.
>>5872991
Considering. I'm the younger guy and we actually got the test done to both of us.
>>5873003
Romantic.
>>5871140
speaking of shots......i recommend getting the Gardasil vaccine if you think it's even remotely possible that you will bottom someday.
>>5873041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mfbs_I-fjE
>>5872778
A hole is a hole. Who cares.
>>5872832
here you go, he was drunk and sent this one to me from a cemetery
>>5873051
Why? I don't plan on being with more than one person, and that person is a virgin.
I want to sleep in his sweaty armpit. I haven't done that in ages.
>6 years younger than me
>black
>dresses their profile with the worst character on tv
Ew
>>5871140
Why are you posting a fish on a board for gay humans?
>>5872846
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xXLr74rTyJ
10/10 would buy on iTunes and spam /mu/ until you're a new hot meme
>>5873396
You have a cute voice.
I think....I got curved gaygen.
>>5873476
Is your penis alright?
>there are religious men who follow gay porn stars on twitter
>they say shit like this
Hate to tip my fedora but fuck do religious gays creep me out.They're almost always like this too.
>>5873500
>Can I give your a rape for free?
Anyone here into tpe?
I'm not 100% of the way but my boyfriend is submissive as fuck, I think he is legit scared of me. Like I get home and his hole is already lubed because he knows I'll fuck him dry, I don't care since I find it hit af.
Also he cums so fucking easily it's scary. He lies down on his belly and after like 10 thrusts I can feel him melt. I just hold his head down and keep fucking him even if he's whimpering about it. Makes it sooo Fuckin gnu hot knowing that he's already came and he's not feeling it anymore but there is nothing he can do about it. Once I'm done I'll roll him over and make him lick the wet cumpatch he left on the bed.
I love my bf.
>>5873505
What's worse is there's more.
>>5873508
tfw you're too proud to admit that you want a bf who treats you like this because you dont want to feel pathetic
>>5873508
not into any power play tbqh
>>5873539
>cuck
I can deal with it. When i see overly submissive guys I just cringe, i dont want to be like that. It's hot if the top can take control though.
>>5873539
Total power exchange. It's like the sub becomes an actual slave. They agree to do what their partner wants 100%. A lot of trust is required. I make my boyfriend take mones to stay more fem.
He was really upset when he stopped being able to get boners but he got over it and we are stronger then ever
>>5873551
>and behead you after he is done
>>5872489
So what´s your deal then?
>>5873528
>tfw your bf is submissive as fuck and does whatever he is told
>tfw you fuck him senseless until he's whimpering and shaking
>tfw you hold him tight and cuddle him after so he knows he's loved
>>5873558
he doesnt really seem like the beheady type tho
Have you voted yet gaygen? Who did you vote for?
Also post cute boys
>>5873612
>>5873625
I voted Trump a while ago.
It's strawpoll time, lads. only the first part will apply to you fellas but thought you might be interested.
http://strawpoll.me/7088439
http://strawpoll.me/7088439
http://strawpoll.me/7088439
Last night I spent about 3 hours looking at the recently jailed section of crimeandjustice.co.uk and putting the names of handsome murderers in their late 20's into myspace to see how sexy they where in their teens.
would having a twink body, boyish dyed platinum blonde hair and possibly a tongue stud instantly out me as gay to normies?
>>5873500
>pakis want to rape boipussi
i'm so surpised
>>5873631
fuck off meme
>>5873633
idk i generally dress/act pretty lowkey t b h but normies still know somehow..i just look like a massive fag
>>5873632
british myspace still exists? in america you lost all your pictures and everything when it converted to a different type of site
>>5873649
It's the new format but the pics are still there.
>>5873642
let's not forget how you sound
>>5873633
You know I can't say this is much different than shit that happens here. I've known so many guys who were fucking with college students when they were 15/16 that I find it disturbing. Only difference I think is we don't condone it unless it's a state where the aoc is 16.
>>5873500
Greco rai is disgusting.
>>5873678
uhm ...excuse me?
>>5873687
the difference is the kid that guy is talking about is lterally a kid...like 5-9yo...in the single digits
>>5873705
Oh shit didn't know that. Yeah that's a big difference from high schoolers.
>>5873709
Yeah they all rape young boys over there...many of those countries have weird traditions where the guys aren't allowed to have sex with a girl until marriage, guys who get married are 16-21...so the guys all have anal sex with each other until they get married to a woman.
The girls are 5-10yo when they marry the 16-21yos..but it's their traditions and none of them see it as wrong...their families all go to their weddings and shit.
My mom was 9 when she married by 17yo dad. Luckily they really loved each other, had me, and moved to the USA and realized together the wrongness of their traditions they were raised in. I most likely would be a 20yo guy right now fucking some little girl if it wasn't for my mom & dad moving to the states.
>>5873726
How are they so against homosexuality if they do that though? Closet shit like with Christians? I'm genuinely curious of the logic behind that.
>>5873735
Probably some absurd mental gymnastics
>>5873726
>The girls are 5-10yo when they marry the 16-21yos
please don't tell me you're this dumb. Those are the equivalent of flower girls who are escorting the men (whom they're related to) to the wedding.
>>5873735
it's done in secret with the women not knowing anything, done in mens clubs, bathhouses, etc.
They don't consider it homosexual while doing it, it's just sex to them. It's just to get rid of their pent up sexual urges since they can't be with a woman.
Many of them are really afraid of sex with girls due to the hymen breaking and blood. They rather learn about sex with a boy since they are less likely to bleed unless they gangbang him.
>>5873747
They're child brides.
>>5873735
gayness is a western political + social identity
homosexuality=/=gay
>>5873687
>MFW I've been sleeping with college students / graduates since the time I was 16
>Been dating one of them for 4 years now
Pretty sure my "romantic" life scared the shit out of my parents.
>>5873726
>many of those countries have weird traditions where the guys aren't allowed to have sex with a girl until marriage
How is that a weird tradition? It's called not being a degenerate.
>so the guys all have anal sex with each other until they get married to a woman.
This is degenerate though. Seriously, what the fuck? They're getting married at crazy young ages like 16-21 too. Are they seriously that fucking desperate to have sex that fucking quick? Before even reaching 18? Fucking disgusting.
>>5873704
you're excused
>>5873792
And you don't think you were taken advantage of at all?
>>5873807
When you get older you are going to have a really hard time looking back and knowing you wasted potentiality to have fun and discover what life could offer in your youth just to uphold this weird concept of being non-degenerate.
>>5873822
At times I totally put myself in situations where I was almost certainly taken advantage of, but I think part of that was having a lack of homosexual peers in school and seeking much needed male validation from other sources. My boyfriend I started dating shortly before my 18th, so I had already had many of these revelations by this point.
>>5873625
>tfw no twink/twunk vers bf
I voted for Trump
>>5873826
Everyone is going to regret not believing in Jesus Christ and putting him first before everything. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say 99% of people are going to hell.
>tfw I was tricked into outing someone
What do
>>5873842
out someone else so the hurricane of drama won't touch you.
>>5873826
Seriously doubt it. Casual sex is fucking disgusting. It's like you're telling me "hey you're going to regret not shitting into a plate and eating it when you're older!" Why the fuck would I want to do it?
I'm 18 and still virgin despite multiple opportunities to not be, which I'm pretty proud of. I refuse to have sex unless I love the person and expect to be with him for quite a while. I'm going into college now and probably won't even bother dating until I'm done, so I'm sure I'll still be a virgin after college unless my childhood friend that I have a huge crush on suddenly goes gay.
>>5873836
Jesus was a jewish carpenter, hell is a greek concept mixed with the idea of Sheol to scare AKUM.
Christianity has always been a control mechanism by rich people to get money from the poor, by promising them a better afterlife.
"This life will be shit and you will be poor, but at least you can look forward to the afterlife".
Don't waste your life like this, it will only hurt you.
>>5873845
There isn't any outside drama I just lost access to a reliable dick. Also I feel kind of guilty but I'm already out so its kind of beneath me anyways. My ego hurts because I was tricked though
>>5873849
I never mentioned casual sex, but the fact that you equate sex to shitting on a plate tells me something about your mental level.
The fact that you place love on a pedestal tells me you will go through life very disappointed as well.
Start growing up and don't hold on to disney leveled mentalities. In ten years you will regret thinking as you do now.
>>5873849
This.
I've only been with two guys.
And they're the only two I've dated and were with for some time.
I'm in it for the long haul, to build a relationship not to just fuck n suck everything I see.
can I ask GG's advice on something? I'm dating someone right now, we've been together for almost 2 years, living together, pretty happy all and all, and we've been trying new kinky things lately, but something that he wants to try sometime is a rape fantasy, we're both switches, and he said he doesn't care who is "raping" who, he just wants to try it, but he doesn't know that the first guy I tried to date (he's only my second) thought we were "hooking up" when we met, not going out on a date, and ended up raping me, it's something I never really felt the need or wanted to tell him, but now that he's brought that fantasy of his up, I'm not really comfortable with it, but also don't want to tell him no, I won't do it because I don't want to tell him why I'm not in to that, is that unfair to turn down your partner's fantasy without giving them a reason why?
>>5873863
>I never mentioned casual sex
If you're fucking around at such young ages, ESPECIALLY if you're gay, then that probably means it's casual sex. You'd have to be extremely fucking lucky to find love that young.
>you equate sex to shitting on a plate
You're taking what I said WAY out of context. I said CASUAL sex. Totally different from loving monogamous sex.
>The fact that you place love on a pedestal tells me you will go through life very disappointed as well.
If that's what you have to tell yourself to feel better about no one loving you because you're a used-up cocksleeve, then go ahead.
>In ten years you will regret thinking as you do now.
Again, I don't see how. I have literally no desire to fuck someone I'm not going to be with for a long time. The appeal of doing so is 0.
>>5873865
The problem is you are splitting, you have a black and white view of the world.
To claim that its either full love forever, or suck and fuck everything, is proof of a really childlike mind. There are gray areas in-between and its called living your life, seeing opportunities were they are. Experiencing more than you had previously imagined and outside of the set of rules you thought you were going to live by.
You might think you hold some high ground over sluts, but by placing yourself on the other end of a scale you just equal them out and become the very same way yourself, only with different values.
>>5873876
Read this
>>5873879
I'm not a used up cocksleeve, I'm a very old virgin that wished I lived more when I had more youth instead of holding the same values you hold.
Working with elderly, and being there when some die, if they have regrets near the end its not living anymore. That is not a meme, that is the truth. Most people don't regret what they have done, but what they never did.
>>5873879
I'm not that anon, but
>its either full love forever, or suck and fuck everything
sounds about right to me. Not only would I regret fucking every person I didn't end up staying with, that would make me less desirable to the type of people I'd be interested in. It's literally lowering my value. I expect the same from people I'd want to date, so of course I hold myself to the same standards.
>Experiencing more than you had previously imagined
What the fuck is this hippy liberal shit?
>and outside of the set of rules you thought you were going to live by.
AKA not having the willpower to stand by your principles.
>>5873882
I am that anon though.
>Most people don't regret what they have done, but what they never did.
Never once have I stopped and thought "Man I really regret not sleeping with that really cute guy who was practically begging to fuck me."
>>5873882
Don't forget that some people who don't enjoy their youth end up getting caught with 16/17 year olds or travelling to states where they can fuck 16/17 year olds.
>Tfw you're the dumbest person in the squad
>tfw everyone is already making fun of you
>tfw stupid.
>>5873879
Look I'm not the guy you're arguing with originally, as I was just agreeing with a like minded guy, but whatever you're doing is pathetic.
I don't have a problem with you living your life, doing XYZ, getting that HIV, etc. But don't sit here and create some sort of mental gymnastics to put on us, to justify your own stupid actions and future life as just a cum rag for some loser.
I get it, you claim the world isn't so black and white. Fine, but the world has no control over my actions, emotions, etc. Only I do. and I choose not to be cum rag and would rather focus on finding a partner and building a relationship with for the future.
TL:DR you a cum rag
>>5873896
You're just 18 and you think you have your life figured out, here's the truth though, your life is not going to be like it is now. It might seem like it, but the only constant in life is that it constantly changes.
As you get older you'll have more responsibilities, less opportunities, less time to do what you want, less people to do things with. This is why people enjoy spending their youth, because they can.
Nothing I say will convince you but I do hope you remember this if you stick to your guns and end up regretting doing things when you could and not looking back and wishing you did.
>>5873903
I've already told you I'm a old virgin, are you dense as well as young?
>>5873905
>dude, totes fuck around when you're younger brah
>you know, like YOLO, regrets n' shit F A M
>>5873910
You keep setting up what is called splitting.
I'm telling you to go out and explore the world, don't hold dogmatic values, but don't go out and be a slut either.
Being a prude and a slut is the same thing, it comes from the same place. You're both just as afraid of the world.
>>5873912
>arguing with an 18 year old /pol/tard
>>5873907
You didn't tell me anything in the last reply you gave me about you being a virgin.
Just a bunch of leftist cuckery from some post modern school of feel good thought and degenerate behavior.
So fuck off.
>>5873905
My life goals were pretty much decided by the time I was 12 and set in concrete at around 14. They have yet to change, I can't see them changing, and I'm actually making progress getting to them.
>here's the truth though, your life is not going to be like it is now. It might seem like it, but the only constant in life is that it constantly changes.
Yeah, that's the kinda the whole fucking point of life goals.
I don't know why you keep trying to push a whore mentality on me. I have said multiple times I have literally zero desire to fuck around. I cannot even get aroused to the thought of being with someone I do not love. There is no attraction without love.
>>5873915
Your whole belief system is going to come crashing down around you, because you don't have the ability to go outside your head, only throw buzzwords that you have been fed to justify your world anxiety with. You fear death but welcome it at the same time, anyone challenging you must be a leftist.
You don't even have to grow old to regret your life, you already do because you are alone but don't know how to reach out to people. So instead of fixing your problem by looking outward, you look more inward and seek approval by people you will never meet that will tell you more buzzwords to justify your lonely life. From now on things will only go downward from you. Consider it a warning that you still have the time to heed.
>>5873918
Next you're going to start trying to explain why we should do LSD and shrooms to "unlock your mind."
>>5873917
When you were 14, two years accounted for 14% of your total life. Of course that seems like a long time.
When you are 25, two years will be 0,8% of your total life. As you grow older time will pass faster and faster. Which is why you have time on your side now to experience things.
If this tells you to go out and be a slut, I implore you to go out and talk to people. Get to know all people you meet, hear what they say about life, never judge by their words but make notes. Be amazed by life, don't speak like you are 80 when you are only 18.
>>5873921
I don't endorse taking drugs, but I have no judgement about those that do.
Again stop thinking you have life and people figured out, go out and get know people, talk to them, learn from them, let them learn from you. This doesn't mean being a slut, it means you are curious about life. Then see what happens.
>>5873924
>Of course that seems like a long time.
I never said it was a long time, though. The point I was trying to make is that I've pretty much always had a direction in life that I wanted to go. I've never flip flopped like you were trying to imply. I know exactly what I want, despite you trying to convince me otherwise.
>>5873912
>but muh prudes
>u prudddeeee
>u no experience n world n shit
It's not splitting, you're just a washed up old fuck(if that is the case) who can't fucking grasp simple concepts such as settling down with someone.
I've made that clear above.
>I'm in it for the long haul, to build a relationship not to just fuck n suck everything
But you're so butthurt because you're a degenerate old queen who has squandered their life. I don't want to be like you and go out and "experience" the world, I've got enough experience in the world with guys, girls, school, military, travels, etc. It's fucking time wasting and something from a "feel good" book you read in fag hag magazine.
I'd like to believe that I've seen and done a lot, but I'd really like to spend my life with someone to share. Yet you're here, a fucking retard telling me I need to keep exploring and that I am afraid.
There is such a complete disconnect because you're an uneducated or ignorant fuck who can't understand it.
>>5873935
You think you know what you want, but life isn't about getting what we want, its sometimes getting happiness from what is there. You'll learn this in due time. Or else your whole life will be just one long misery, that I can promise you.
>>5873935
Not him but you need to stop being such a little smart ass cunt who thinks he has the world by the balls. When I was your age I wanted to be a musician but now I'm 23 and am going to be a photographer for a well known company. You don't have shit figured out.
>>5873944
>but life isn't about getting what we want
So I should just stop working towards my goals and sit around complaining about not whoring myself out like you?
>Or else your whole life will be just one long misery, that I can promise you.
Been pretty enjoyable so far 2bh.
>>5873945
Probably because artsy shit is very much dependent on feelings.
>>5873945
So what just because you fucked up your life and have to settle for being a fucking picture snapper means that anon shouldn't continue down his path trying to achieve his goals he set?
Yeah fuck you bro, you seem like a real loser too
>>5873939
Sounds like you are butthurt because you are challenged on your views.
If you have experienced so much why haven't you found someone to settle down with yet? Better yet, how will you find that someone sitting here arguing with a wash up old queen(?)
You'd like to believe you've seen and done a lot, but you haven't. The more you learn you would know the less you really know, and you'd wish to figure out more.
You've just arrived at a point you find comfortable because you've learned some buzzword that can protect your mind from people challenging you.
Because we're already here in the discussion and you still can't see the gray between slut and prude and you keep holding on to those two being the only option. What would you have to offer someone that you wanted to settle down with anyway? Hatred, a prefect fantasy they could fit into that you have orchestrated in your mind that must play out to the minute detail. Sounds like a real fun time.
>>5873957
Work toward your goals all you want. But as I said the only constant in the universe is that everything changes. Ebb and flow. Life can drown you if you don't pay close attention to the world around you but live inside your own cozy headspace.
>>5873960
No.
It's not that they're challenged. I'm just still in awe a reject like you believes he has my best interest at heart, trying to instruct me on a mongolian noodle imgur to his life of degenerate philosophy pretending to hold a high ground.
>>5873963
>100 dollar photo
>impressive
laughingtwinks.jpeg
>this dumb shit doesn't realize that /lgbt/ has mods and deleted /pol/ shit all the time
enjoy your ban buddy.
>>5873977
Yeah because it's totally /pol/ shit just because people have legitimate differences in their life style choices and disagree with one another.
lmao rt, that's weak shit, and Jesus didn't die for no weak shit.
your tears are good this morning
>>5873977
>haha this dumb shit doesn't realize that it's against the rules to not be a whore
>>5873973
You have so much in store for you and its funny knowing how you will struggle and feel the pressure coming down on you because you refuse to view the outside world, only look at yourself and your needs.
The real degenerate is you because of your self-obsession. Enjoy your days, don't come crying when the flash hits.
>>5874002
Pressure from what?
>>5874002
Okay grandpa. I think you've had enough internet today with your 3spoopy6me pseudo-philosophical dance of making assumptions
>>5874010
entropy
>>5874014
More buzzwords and still looking at the world outside-in. Keep it up, your formative years will just run by you in no time.
>>5874019
>spouts pseudo-intellectual garbage
>but your buzzwords are WORSE than mine
top banter you're a meme bro
>>5874026
I can do this all day, I'm not the one missing out on precious moments that my peers are experiencing, I'm already alienated. So keep at it, makes for a fun pastime while cleaning.
Hahahaha im the dumbest person on earth. Why am I even trying to better myself?
I should just give up and become an alcoholic and be homeless.
>>5874032
I should too. I take everyone for granted thats around me. I deserve to be alone.
>>5874031
>alienated loser giving people free advice on a Norwegian cigar aficionado SharePoint directory
this has been too funny
>>5874056
I'm alienated because I was like you. I'm you in the future if you don't change your ways. So yes it is very funny.
>>5874042
Im literally autistic though with no common sense and im just fucking dumb.
I have no self esteem because im complete autistic garbage. Literally autistic. Not even a good kind just literally dumb.
>>5874078
What did you do anon? What has you upset?
>>5874098
Just literally autistic. Literally.
I fuck up everything. Can't swim or drive. Took me later to learn how to tie my shoes.
No common sense can't follow orders.
Literally the dumbest person around.
>>5874106
hardwork >>>> "natural" talent
i believe in you!
>>5874106
don't be too hard on yourself, anon.
>>5874106
>No common sense can't follow orders.
Could be worse.
I have no common sense and i don't really know how to function unless someone tells me what to do. I struggle with basic decisions or important decisions unless someone pushes me
Feels bad man. I'm basically a follower.
newfag here who is the prettiest girl ITT?
>>5874120
I can't even follow correctly.
Everyone always says that im creative and do things differently and strange but that's because I don't know how to conform. Im a freak. I can't even listen or follow directions. I deserve to die.
>>5874129
dann
I'd give and receive all day from him
>tfw no autistic helpless bf to care for
>>5874136
post a pic of him
>>5874129
5652
>>5874150
:3
Just pretend to be a mother for me. That's all that I need. Im not bad looking either so you'd have fun.
>>5874150
hmu
should i buy this shirt?
>>5874177
No, it's hideous.
>>5874175
wu@?
>>5874187
Texas.
>>5874195
sorry bud thats a little too far
>>5874184
your right i didn't buy it
>>5874206
Yeah, you're p cute.
>>5874136
Gross
which one looks better?
>>5874222
Left - better but gayer
Right - worse but manlier
>>5874215
Then who do you think is better?
Cause I'll white knight for some dann cock and ass all day son.
>>5874222
>plaid
>in CURRENT YEAR
>>5874236
being fashion forward is retarded
a good plaid shirt will last forever as long as it's not tacky
>>5873381
>tfw no Haru bf to stick his fish stick in my bp
>>5873396
>gross
Don't h8 me because I want to make your boipucci pregnant. :^)
>>5871140
but vaccines cause autism anon
>>5874269
How does it feel to want?
>>5874253
Yes, Will. You're adorable. You don't need our confirmation.
>>5874277
i need your confirmation
>>5874288
Okay, I'll give it to you now: You are really, really, REALLY cute.
>>5874293
uhm r-rlyyy
>>5874313
owh ;(;(;(
>>5874274
>How does it feel to want?
Alright I guess. I am a biscum normie so that helps.
>tfw no Hitler boipucci to pound every day
>tfw I'll never help mein fuhrer orgasm by impregnating his boiwomb
>triggered dot tiff
Life truly is suffering.
>>5874341
>Hitler
Eww.
>>5874272
You don't have to worry about that. If you're on here you probably already have it :)
fucking female privilege.
>>5874364
>What do you expect to achieve with this post?
I sorry. I'll stop posting. :(((
>mfw local Grindr is almost all blacks who are like "lol im straight/DL im just tryna get the booty [emojis]"
>>5874129
Is it bad that I think Hitler is sort of cute?
>>5874385
Yes
>>5874326
who are you + why are you being creepy
>>5874361
Is that supposed to go into their vagoo and make it wider than the grand canyon?
>>5874351
I'd prefer it didn't get worse don't need heavy metals and bonus mercury floating around in my system
>>5874389
I'm anonymous.
>>5872489
So you don´t want a listening jewboy? I am jewish unfortunately :/.
why do you all type like 13 year old girls
Im so autistic and stupid. I can't even function in reality.
I want to go into my basement and get government money because of my autism and shitpost all day like I used too evading bans.
I hate reality I can't take it. This is too much reality. Im a huge loser that evolution is going to kill off naturally.
>>5874406
Because they wish they were 13 year old girls.
>>5874393
Understandable. It was only a suggestion anyway
>>5874385
yes
At what age is it normal to have your first boyfriend?
At what age is it weird to not have had a boyfriend before?
At what age is it a dealbreaker?
