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>>5868423
>>5869400
▶Tinychat: /therapedungeon
>>5869400
thirsty chaser edition
Anyone in Tuscon?
>>5869409
>tinychat
That will die within a few weeks just like all the others
>>5869394
cis women become "hons" when they get old too
Tbh
I'm going to see a therapist in a week, how do I get them to give me gril pills as fast as possible?
>>5869416
*salutes flag*
>>5869400
This town really does look nice in some pictures though.
Also this is my favorite new meme, I was thinking there should've been a TUCSON edition the other night but this works.
>>5869414
as long as cyba keeps broadcasting her excrement it will live on
>>5869416
Why are you wearing such a shitty hat
>>5869400
lewds edition
>>5869415
It's true.
Old men and old women look remarkably similar.
It'a a shame your doctor will eventually want to take away your hormones because they could kill you. Otherwise you could ride the hormone train into old age and age better than natural women (because menopause).
But that would probably kill your liver and put you into an early grave instead.
>>5869416
H A T O F S H A M E
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>>5869421
WTF
>>5869424
Live fast die young and leave a beautiful corpse <3
>>5869424
>what is self-medding
>>5869424
>But that would probably kill your liver and put you into an early grave instead
Are you suggesting that's not what I want?
life is a meme
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/what-do-we-do-when-we-know-the-world-is-ending
Who /nihilism/ here?
>>5869424
>kill your liver
Why not implants or patches?
>>5869421
that was an interesting night
being trans is a meme, if you took it seriously you need to reevaluate your life
its all just a giant prank
>>5869444
me
me me
meme
>>5869436
I once wanted to live by that. Except, I grew old. And given how short my time left looking beautiful is, I'd have to kill myself pretty soon. But I've never felt so alive, so, that's not going to happen. I'll grow old and ugly, I guess.
>inb4 kill yourself right now
>>5869411
>tfw you deliver boots to yume and she sends her receptionist to get it instead of saying hi
I'm with a boy
>>5869445
Are those better on your liver? I'm pretty ignorant on the whole thing. I just know HRT is hell on old people and it's kind of a waste on them anyway. There was an obese 65 year old ex-crossdresser in one of my support group meetings who had decided to transition because Caitlyn Jenner did.
>>5869459
no you are tree
>>5869406
I spent most of that time having the singular goal of partying, things don't seem as bleak living in the now. I also still desperately wanted to be normal. I'd buy girl clothes and shave and enjoy that then kinda freak out and toss the clothes and grow my body hair back. As time passed it was on my mind more and more and so eventually I had to cave.
I'm a little nervous my metabolism will crash because HRT can do that to us. Once I get a dif job I can start alotting time to cooking and exercise more though.
Maybe a lot of us have problems with face because we will never look like a different person and so seeing the same person that was a guy makes us feel like them. IDK
I lived on an island south of USA for a few years and wore baggy jeans/hoodies despite the eternal summer.
>>5869458
shes too busy Making Edie Gay Again
>>5869459
Oooh fun how is that going qt?
>>5869449
Everything's a prank when you're a joker...
>>5869448
>2 weeks ago in college cafe
>buy chicken strips
>pay 7 fucking bucks for chicken strips
>go to condiment island
>no ketchup
>flip my shit hard core
>lady working there said "miss calm down"
>I said DONT CALL ME MISS
>fuming I walked behind the building facing the woods
M I L D
A U T I S M
>>5869470
goddamnit, I thought we made Edgar leave?
>>5869470
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>5869476
Edgar actually has a new trip and still posts
>>5869465
>Maybe a lot of us have problems with face because we will never look like a different person and so seeing the same person that was a guy makes us feel like them. IDK
I think that's the nail on the head.
You can still "see" the guy because you're looking for him. Others have adjusted to you or the first time they met you they saw a woman.
>>5869477
SCREAMING
>>5869423
C A M E L T O Ë
>>5869480
please do tell so I can add it to my filter list
>>5869484
Maddie has always been cis, she's just here to make us jealous.
>>5869484
>not tucking with superglue and medical adhesive strips
>>5869484
Diff texture shirt and lines are more spaced, I don't think it's her.
>>5869488
go to the passgen thread and search for "robin"
>>5869488
old kiwi face was actually chill last time here
new trip is robin
>>5869497
Robin is Edgar? I thought Robin was black
>>5869480
Does anyone have Robin's skype she posted last weekend? Honestly think it might be fun to add her even if only for the memes it'd produce.
>>5869496
what gave you that idea numb nuts?
>>5869488
Nope
But you can find out in the passing thread
>>5869504
Why are you angry Miss Cock? I'm just saying it's a different shirt...
>>5869460
Yeah, they're way better for the liver, they tend to give steadier blood levels than pills and have lower risk of deep vein thrombosis. Pills are terrible for old people, but there's definitely alternatives that work better if you want to skip menopause. I kinda want to.
>>5869465
That sounds like a rough 6 years, but at least in the end you landed on your feet.
>singular goal of partying
Same dealio, just for a shorter period. There was a point where I came to the fucked up realisation that the only times I had ever felt happy in a meaningful way were when I was on pills at raves, and that's truly a sign that something is deeply wrong with you. Kept me sane though and spurred on the process of coming out at least.
I think you described the issue with faces pretty accurately, given you've basically seared that image of you as a guy into your memory, it's hard to undo. Idk if it's ever going to be possible, but I really hope it is.
How long have you been on HRT? Metabolism usually crashes pretty fast desu.
>>5869506
Oh that kinda is nice but it also disappoints me a lil bit. The camel toe looks legit so I just thought it was a random pic of a skinny cisgirl. Qt fake cameltoe though dude
>>5869506
bull shit, the other arm is going above the persons head, look at the armpit angle, You telling me your left arm is 5 feet long?
>>5869499
yeah I maintain that she was actually an okay person, just terribly, terribly fucked up. I'm glad she's searching for the help she needs now
>>5869511
kek, numb nuts should be a funny pet name here since we all hate our balls in the first place.
>>5869516
That what i thought first
But when you look at it it's actually backwards
Tucson is a cool city
>>5869444
Hellooooo
>>5869520
you love your balls, you AGP freak. fuck off
>>5869526
Yeah it was nice it made my dick twitch desu which is pretty good for a still image. I wanna eat out a pussy rn desu..
>>5869528
>sexual encounters with girls
What the fuck am I reading
>>5869525
If I loved my balls then why do I have an orchi consult coming up in May? Why did I take a chisel and slam it against my spermatic chords?
>>5869531
>not liking cisgirls
>not liking to lick a cute shy girls pussy and make her squirm and moan and tell you to stop
>>5869524
So what was everyone right about?
Faye quit touching my butt
>>5869512
I dunno if I'm on my feet just yet but even crawling is WAY better than just lying there. Had a gradual realization about my happiness too. Even things I used to love by themselves I'd have to not be sober to enjoy.
Definitely hope we both see the person we want to in a reflection someday. For some reason I'm usually okay with my reflection but pictures make me feel bad.
Oh wow early huh? I've only been on meds for 3 months. Though a little more fat might not be so bad for me if it goes to the right places.
daily reminder that yume is using gem
>Receptionist for endocrinlogist calls to setup appointment
>Call back because my phone is literally retarded and it went straight to voice mail
>Tell her who I am
>She looks up appointment
>Sounds like she paused for a moment before continuing
>Appointment setup
>She reaffirms that I'm doing all of this out-of-network like a fucking idiot because I found a channel and I'm fucking swimming up it as hard as I can
10 am next Tuesday, bitches!
>>5869532
Someone who's trying to release the fishsona struggling within
>>5869542
>be oddish, a year ago, new to mtfg
>everyone says angie is a crazy bitch
>that she anon posts because then no one can filter her and she can attack them
>oddish doesn't blindly trust her friends and decides to give her a chance
>aceept her friend request on fb
>Answer her phone calls
>she just talks shit about other trips
>mind you, this entire time angie is calling oddish names on anon because lolzors
>and she continues to do shitty things to other nice people
>is blatatly obsessed with what people think of her and acts like a complete sociopath, derailing threads and shitting up oddish's favorite board
>Angie is mystified as to why oddish isnt her best friend a year later
Lolzors
>>5869567
the nose knows my friend
>>5869567
Uh what?
The only trip we ever talked about was kayla and potc
>goes anon to attack people
Not really
People just like to point fingers
>shitty things to nice people
Like who?
>>5869553
Pictures are the absolute worst. If I take a selfie I take so bloody many trying to find one that bothers me the least ;_;
Mirrors I can at least fool myself into seeing a girl after a shower and if I'm on speed, but photos I really don't like them either.
Also, yeah chances are your metabolism is already changing or changed. By blocking testosterone you almost immediately drop your metabolic rate because you no longer have testosterone's anabolic effects. Muscle will atrophy eventually and then your metabolic rate will drop even further.
>>5869541
>tfw this will never be you
browning dat turkey for your bitch asses
down with beef
most accurate hollywood depiction of HRT ever?
>>5869567
I came here about a year ago too
an angie was tripping as ALC
>>5869592
No, how could his body "up the estrogen?" Did Bob have ovaries too? Fuck I wish my body naturally made enough estrogen for me to get E cups
>>5869583
Lie some more
>>5869587
You better keep me posted on this. I want to see the moment it goes from "that looks good" to "ketchup soup".
>>5869605
kekekek here it is
Has anyone ever gone to dr kevin bush? I haven't been able to find any before and afters, but some people I've met in the industry have said he's good.
>>5869600
Your memory is complete shit jj
i'm nervous to meet everyone omg
what if all the girls pick on me for being a man?? ;__;
>>5869608
Welp! That was fast.
>>5869613
We talked exclusively about edie on at least one occasion and you had nothing good to say about her.
Idk bruh I'm done with you. Why am i even here verifying to you that you're an asshole? You're either narcissistic or lying on purpose because you give one too many shits what the mtfg hivemind thinks. Lose my number.
>>5869586
Yup it always goes like *clickclickclick* "fuck" *deletedeletedelete*.
Dared to take full body pics yesterday tho. Mixed feelings.
I once had to leave a sticky note on the mirror reminding me not to get stuck there. >.>
https://clyp.it/adxltcn1
>>5869624
>about edie
Well to be fair that was when me and her were fighting.
>you're an asshole
Pot meet kettle
>mtfg hivemind
There is no such thing jj
>>5869619
dude ur cute
>>5869586
UH...
>>5869624
u made a tier list ur a fucking evil psychopath and hiroyuki needs to ban you you're a danger to yourself and others and have no regard for human life
ur evil
>>5869619
It's okay I'm a man too
>>5869643
Yu kno whats dangerous is four trannies in the same room together. You be careful.
>>5869651
Can you all take a group photo of your soles?
>>5869628
>Dared to take full body pics yesterday tho. Mixed feelings.
The full body pics are hard to be satisfied with, ever really. I don't know what the lens does but somehow it changes whatever's in the mirror into something not as good as in real life, every time.
>I once had to leave a sticky note on the mirror reminding me not to get stuck there. >.>
I'm surprised I havn't tried this, I might have to now x.x
I don't know how many times I get stuck analysing things in the mirror every week. Too many.
>>5869643
Nothing just idle pent up sad posting because lewd posting ;~;
>>5869652
ya maybe if ur afraid of things being TOO COOL
>>5869661
....................................
;)
>>5869621
its cooking down
picture doesn't do it justice
>>5869624
I just don't like people who spit on people who give them hospitality
>>5869663
>>5869643
>>5869651
>tfw the brotherhood welcomes ur manliness with open arms
i'm still scared but i feel a lil better. ;-; we goin get nerdy on wednesday tho
>>5869630
Ohhhhh gosh that's good. Are you doing lesson regularly?
>tfw Faye will never bring you breakfast in bed
>>5869666
I dont like shallow people who value themselves and others only by their physical appearance.
Britneys back bitches.
Soup /b/?
>>5869670
Now I am. Just myself though, no actual speech therapist. I need VFS badly but yet again that's another insanely pricey operation I can never afford.
>>5869673
literally the worst feel I've had all week and I just saw my favorite character die
>>5869674
>says the person who makes a tier list
>>5869679
It's already better than 90% of the hon voices I hear. It's not falsetto, you're using your range and your tone is better than theirs.
>>5869678
konnichiwa
>>5869679
you've really changed over the last few months desu! it's nice to see you putting in so much effort. I should get off my lazy ass desu g u i l t y
>>5869669
>tfw you WILL headpat edie
>>5869668
heres looking at you kid
>>5869673
looks good
y u m m y :3
>>5869685
>It's not falsetto, you're using your range and your tone is better than theirs.
Yeah I just need to raise my pitch and be consistent and I think I will have it.
But I have a question here, a big question.
How the fuck do I sneeze like a girl?
>>5869688
thanks, others here wont call it effort but fuck them
>>5869661
Haha yeah it helped because all I end up doing is wasting time running through the infinite cycle of "everything will be fine dummy!" and "bro you're fucked".
I mean I've got stuff to do!
>>5869688
What's crackamackin?
tfw the dollface mafia is gonna steal all ur portland tranny friends away after u introduced her to them cuz u moved away
>>5869697
yume you are like a tiny midget girl i don't think ur gonna be able to headpat me lmao
>>5869709
it's my turf now bb
>>5869712
i will end u
>>5869709
where are you now?
and it rains too much in nw
>>5869712
:'[
>>5869709
o.o
>ywn have a tranny meet up because youre living in hell
>tfw dollface is going to meet clark duke
>>5869715
literally try me!!!!!
>>5869721
*headpats u*
>>5869725
who dat
>>5869665
done
too bad I have no one else to cook for
>>5869725
please stop trolling me you're chipping away my confidence and i WILL kill myself if you post this one more time. (not a joke)
>>5869728
hi sonic how r u
>>5869729
,,, o///o
>>5869700
>thanks, others here wont call it effort but fuck them
you should try to stop dismissing other people's effort though.
>>5869411
Yes. I didn't know there were other Tucson mtfs.
Who /U of A/
>>5869709
Hi Lucia
>>5869723
But mtfg is hell
>>5869724
Sup kira?
>>5869731
That looks so Flippin tasty
>>5869737
Only when they stop dismissing mine.
>>5869723
c u in hell
>>5869725
They're hanging out with me too, I exist ;~;
>>5869739
I was a wildcat a couple of years.
>>5869742
The picture doesn't do it justice, I put a full cup of fresh assorted seasonings in the pan when I added the water and I have oregano and basil plants now for that fresher edge
>>5869731
God damn it. You tripfags should have kidnapped Kayla.
Not to let her hang out, but she could stay in the kitchen where she belongs and cook.
>>5869731
that looks really good
>>5869749
It's really cold and rainy outside ;-;
>>5869766
Rip
>>5869741
Has anyone seen or heard from kira in the past while?
>>5869760
>implying she cooked that
Her cooking ranges from cheese sandwiches with ketchup on them to opening a can off chef Boyardee raviolli
>>5869764
how is cali
>tfw u never got to hang out with sonic before she moved
>>5869766
*flips hair*
>>5869760
oh I like the sound of that
do I get a pretty apron?
> tfw when your dyeing your hair red and some dye spills on your boxers and makes it look like you had a period in them
> tfw this makes you happy because you feel more like a girl
Why is being trans so fucking weird?
>>5869776
Who knows
It's good for her to get away from this shithole
>>5869785
It will be at least 50 years out of style.
But your grandmother would have worn it, yes.
>>5869777
When I have money I make nice things, this was sorta like a casserole but very flavorful and light because I used lean free range turkey. You don't know shit about me.
>>5869782
Yeah I'm on the East side of town. Idk I'm def not stealth yet but have my documents changed and am full time/gendered correctly without saying anything. Still kind of working on my self image/getting back into getting a job.
>>5869787
Oh, np. Not too much just abouut to launch company of heroes with a friend. How about yourself?
>>5869766
iktf bud. Why can't it be 20 degrees and sunny everyday f a m?
>>5869728
SF is very urban
are you finding work?
>>5869776
No I have been worried tbdesu. She stopped responding back in Jan.
also btw who's makeup am i doing in portland tho
>>5869794
It is and it's one thing to stop posting, but I seem to recall she disappeared on Skype at the same time as well, like 2 whole months ago. I hope that she's OK..
>>5869797
What? Wearing an apron isn't a style, its for not getting your clothes messed up while you are cooking, but it doesn't hurt when its designed nicely.
>>5869810
Do everyone's
>>5869810
Hopefully your own so you can finally cover up that moustache.
>>5869810
Can you please Rupaul the shit out of yume? I'm having a bad day and need a giggle
>>5869817
well i know faye was like 'do adris' and i'm supposed to do maddies and my friend ash and idk how many others i'm trynna count here
>>5869818
i don't have a moustache anymore and haven't for years lol. but obviously i'm doing my own, do you expect me to go bare faced? what kind of sissy faggot do you think i am
>>5869819
idk if yume wants to be ruyume
>>5869810
i hate makeup so not me
>>5869819
nah
>>5869782
Just sometimes now, parents and friends out there. I knew plenty of LGB people not any trans though. Saw one obvious mtf girl at Panda Express at the Union. Another sat next to me in the basement of the library. Hadn't shaved her legs in at least a week, probably wouldn't have noticed without that first flag.
I was closeted there and lurked /lgbt/ maybe once every few weeks then but I'm here fairly often now.
>kayla actually does want to be a 1950's housewife
>the kicker is I don't see a problem with that
>>5869783
it's great
I made some friends after less than a week of living here. hung out with them all a few times so far.
>>5869787
ok cool.
>>5869805
well I was waiting on social security stuff to go through.
I got my new SS card a few days ago, and I'm going in to get a new drivers license with my new name on it tuesday morning.
there are like a billion jobs here. I'll find work easy.
just walking down the street you see tons of help wanted signs, and looking on CL there are pages and pages of recent listings.
I don't understand how its possible for anyone to be unemployed here but maybe I'll find out soon.
>>5869827
>tfw ywn see yume all done up with makeup
>>5869832
she doesn't want to be a housewife she wants to be a roastie stacy, drinking overpriced starbucks confections by day and getting fucked by chad at night
>>5869810
>tfw left tranny mecca just weeks before the chance for edie to teach u to look fishy
>>5869832
> tfw you will never be a 50's housewife
>>5869838
Most recent pic of me
https://unsee.
cc/muzanego/
>>5869842
i dont like makeup i hate it and it makes my dysphoric
>>5869845
>>5869832
tfw you are a 1950s housewife
....
>>5869832
I like the internet too much
>>5869843
Sounds exactly right.
>>5869860
Sounds like my cousins
>>5869854
>tfw dysphoric as fuck from my boobs
>>5869854
Yeah, I don't blame you or anything, the mental picture was just cute as fuck because makeup doesn't fit your personality at all.
>>5869832
>you will never devote your entire life to a man you love
whats the point in living
>>5869867
>:[
>>5869866
>tfw u realise ur boops are as big as fayes
o.o
>>5869851
Cute
>>5869810
c-can you do mine too?
I've always been amazed by your makeup skills desu
>>5869843
We all do friendo
>>5869867
she looks cute AF in it, trust me
>>5869874
T-thanks
>>5869890
>ywn be rid of bdd
>>5869886
is it just like one my japanese trap doujins
>>5869883
lolno
>>5869889
Nice, yeah it's expensive up there. What part of Tucson are you in. I am in a weirdly rough morning and mixed up which part was responding to me. I meant I'm in Tucson myself. It's just such a boring town, and the only trans friends I do have are like all Poly so usually busy in their group.
so how many trannies are meeting up today? give me a number
>>5869889
Well this was a couple years ago but she was slim with brown hair. She looked like she'd only been on HRT maybe a few months. I think she would probably look great by now.
>>5869868
>tfw you dont know if you wanna be in portland or dead more
>>5869913
Nice, and yeah the boring can be nice I've just been here my whole life so thinking of moving out soon. Anyway I have some contact info on the zeemaps if you'd ever wanna chat or something.
>>5869905
You can count them without much difficulty
>>5869892
Not a good feel. It is treatable though with CBT.
>>5869918
>>5869924
And ssri's but you actually need to work at it. Effort is not my strong suit.
>>5869890
im a femme tomboy...
>>5869886
FUCK
OFF
>>5869918
Portland!! it'll be really fun and you know it. Death can come later.
>>5869880
ofc bb ^__^ as long as u got foundation i got most other things
>>5869905
like 6? 7? me and 3-4 others will enter the fray on wednesday
>tfw I will never look like her
im a failure of a red head freckle face ginger
>>5869411
I'm in Tucson, bi male, 28 years old.
>>5869940
You kinda look like her
>tfw i just spent the very last of my money paying my phone bill so that they'd reconnect my service so that I could schedule an appointment for hrt
>>5869931
Take out the tomboy part and that's a good description of what I'm picturing right now.
And BTW, it's adowable
>>5869930
Effort for mental illness is some of the most taxing kind. Why is it so hard to fix the brain ;_;
cooking for 6 is super tough y'all ;-; they're all going to hate it
tfw faye's cooking is god tier
i want faye to cook me meals every day
>>5869948
MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5869936
>as long as you got foundation
uhhhh
good thing we're going shopping today?
>>5869931
C U T E
U
T
E
>>5869922
Where are you thinking to move? And I'll probably add you on steam later.
>>5869945
damn she looks beat
>>5869947
Gotta have priorities.
>>5869949
haha you are the housewife now
you wearing nothing but an apron? that would be fitting since you are all dykes
>>5869955
Might just make the pilgrimage to Portland, but no decision yet. I'm a neet currently but luckily supportive enough family to help me get going somewhere. I do have a job interview on Wed that might keep me around here but I have my doubts on getting it.
Sounds good it's usually on. Nicotine as the display if that search doesn't work, that's the profile id or w/e name in the zee. Just went and changed it anyway.
hi
>>5869969
Stay jelly.
>>5869979
i'm not jelly, I can't even pass good enough to be invited to any meet up anyway
imagine if everyone who is meeting up ended up living in a house together tho
>>5869974
Heya how are you today? How are things going with your bf
>>5869964
Looking good
>fish af
Not even close but thanks for the upper
>>5869832
I want to be a 1950's housewife too...I'm a good homemaker!
>>5869989
is aria gonna hang out with you
she's been ill for a week
who's gonna be there?
>>5869990
Things are great lately, everything is going really nicely actually.
Well, except that my bf thinks he can outfuck me. Heh. How about you?
>>5869988
>i'm not jelly
>this is why i'm jelly
Host your own?
>>5869989
>tfw we're not all going to live together
>>5869989
Tranny sitcom anyone?
>>5870004
Make a trans mafia instead. Live in a mansion.
I volunteer to guide you all in fact. Im slav and all slavs are bad and mafiosos.
>>5870004
FUCK OFF I'M NOT READY FOR THESE FUCKING FEELS YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK YOU
>>5869998
Good to hear! I'm just bored, a bit of a crying morning today but I guess that happens sometimes lol.
>>5869964
We should totally hang out o.o
>>5869997
aria is supposed to come! and blair hopefully. then my friend danielle and kristy, and ash who you know. and then myself and everyone else who is already together.
>>5870004
>>5870009
>rents a giant house in portland and invites everyone to live there
>streams every room for a show on bravo
we're gonna make it big
>>5870012
u clearly haven't heard of the dollface mafia
>>5870000
ew gross. My pool is off limits to everyone but me
>>5870019
yung yume krew runs Portland
>>5870015
What happen? D:
>>5870019
Clearly.
who /scottsdale/ here
>>5870025
Just lots of small stupid things. I'm convinced my hormones are just getting the best of me cause I'll fall into crying for like 5 minutes out of nowhere and then be fine 5 minutes later again.
Or maybe Blanket just really does help me that muuch, idk. At least I have someone to talk to.
>>5869989
>>5869995
>I'm a good homemaker!
Are you willing to be butt naked except for an apron on? Would you be comfy if a guy put his dick in your butt while your cooking?