Lesbian General: Final Solution Edition
My fellow master race, we shall restore order with the purest form of love!
Old regime: >>5860148
>>5867980
omg who is this and why is she so beautiful???
also,
>tfw you will never be white
why live?
>>5867994
>tfw you will never have cute white people freckles
>>5867999
>tfw you will never have lovely white people hair
>>5868001
>tfw you will never have warm white people eyes
>>5868001
Out of all images on the internet, that's your reference photo?
>>5867994
Bulk up and get super fit and no one will care about your race, anon.
Pic related. Huge crush back in the day.
>>5868004
>tfw you will never have pristine white people complexion
>>5868007
What I would give to lick those abs...
>>5868005
boobs
>>5868007
>implying anyone would date a jacked negress
try again, anon. Don't tell me that's your final solution
>pic related
another beautiful white person. the distinction isn't even necessary, though. all white people are beautiful.
>>5868011
She's alright, but everyone knows Karlie is the finest woman alive.
>>5868011
>all white people are beautiful.
>tfw no pure Aryan gf to wipe out my cheap corean genes
>>5868037
I love lurking in lesbian threads as a man. Shit like this makes me smile. I only commented because racist bullshit going unchecked. Also I hate barbies and fake tits. tho that barbie's look like they're probably real.
>I also love how lesbians think it's okay to call lesbian action hot, but as soon as a man mentions it's hot, they're triggered.
>I'm just objectifying and fetishizing right?
>couldn't possibly think women are still people
>>5868050
>racist bullshit going unchecked
someone having a preference for a certain race aesthetics wise is not racist you raging SJW moron
kill yourself
>>5868050
>btw I'm a boy
>>5868054
I dunno this is a pretty stormfrontalicious lesgen
>>5868044
no anon! You will only dilute the pure white genes. People like us must resist for the preservation of the aryan nation.
>>5868050
>racist bullshit
try again
>I also love how lesbians think it's okay to call lesbian action hot, but as soon as a man mentions it's hot, they're triggered
It's almost like we're all different people and some of us are sjw shills. Fascinating.
>>5868050
>troll says men are ugly
>you go and get so triggered you have to out yourself
Pfftlol.
>>5868054
>>5868057
okay, kind of expected SJW bullshit from lesbian thread but pleasantly surprised
I guess your language betrays a certain level of disgust for nonwhite persons. Sounds racist to me, but whatever. I usually say nothing about the disgust lesbians tend to express about men, however hurtful it may be, because my privilege, so I should suck it up. But honestly, when you describe your tastes as facts, it comes off as racist. I once had a SJW tell me off for calling fake tits "disgusting" and I think she was right, that I should say "I find them disgusting" or something like that. But yeah, whatever, still 4chan, so what did I expect?
>>5868060
it IS the final solution edition
>>5868063
B-but I want to be degraded by the superior white female, humiliated and disposed of. And I wanna eat ass. White girl ass. But not like, flat white girl ass - bubble butt.
>>5867980
>>5868063
>>5868054
>Final solution
>master race
>not racist
>>5868068
>because my privilege, so I should suck it up
>I think she was right, I should say "I find them disgusting" or something like that
haha, you are beyond hope
>>5868068
>I guess your language betrays a certain level of disgust for nonwhite persons.
Oh anon. As a nonwhite persons, no one will hate me more than I hate myself. You cannot begin to understand the depth of my self loathing.
>>5868076
Did you literally just get here? The thread population goes through certain swings but everyone dislikes niggers.
>>5868068
>I guess your language betrays a certain level of disgust for nonwhite persons.
On 4chan?
Surely not! Someone pinch me I must be dreaming.
For real though what do you expect around here
>>5868076
No, anon. It's racist. It's not bullshit.
>>5868081
>nonwhite """"person""""
fixed that for you sweetie
>>5868080
please go on.
Anyone got pictures of nazi lesbians? If I ever get a girlfriend, I will somehow work up the courage to ask her to wear Teh uniform during the sexy. And I will record it.
>>5868085
racism is bullshit, but whatever.
>>5867980
>final solution
>master race
Who though this would be a good idea? It'll only attract trolls. There's already at least one man whining about rascism, now we only need some retarded trannies. Bonus if the trannie is also non-white.
>>5868103
if it makes you feel better, this is the last post I'm making in this thread.
>>5867980
>not wearing a black Allgemeine-SS uniform
>not having a harem full of Russian sex slaves
>not establishing lesbian dominance over the world
Jesus Christ this my life sucks balls.
>>5868009
>>5868092
>racism is bullshit
sjw pls go
This is now a thread for female 6-packs.
Gogogo.
>grow up in a conservative shithole
>believe for the majority of my teenage years that there's something wrong with me
>be terribly insecure
>eventually discover that Yuri IS the purest form of love and there's nothing to be ashamed about
>still be terribly insecure though
>being a skinny fuck with literally no tits and ass doesn't help
>start to work out
>sport the sickest abs now
>confidence skyrockets
>don't even care that I'm even more androgynous than before because of broader shoulders and shit, because I'm just that amazing
Why haven't you gotten off your lazy asses yet, /LesGen/?
>>5868190
>>5868194
>small tits
>abs
>good ass
Can we get married?
>>5868194
post pics, I don't believe you
>>5868203
No, because same-sex marriages aren't allowed where I live :^)
>>5868211
Where do you live then?
>>5868206
Saaaaame.
OP, I don't believe you. i think you're lying. Doesn't that make you want to post pictures? ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................please???
>>5867980
>>5868091
It's pretty hard to find Nazi lesbians, but Nazi women are easy enough with Google.
>>5868227
That makes you perfect. A fit lesbian from land that gave us Adolf Hitler <3
>>5868227
don't show your face, I just want to see your abs
>>5868227
You can blur your face?
Timestamp too plz
Motivate us.
Plz anon.
Plz.
/pol/ must be slow right now.
>>5868190
>amidoinitrite?
>>5868227
your German probably sounds fucking annoying as hell. Still cuter than Sächsisch. I live in Leipzig, it's fucking terrible.
>>5868254
Austrian German is quite similar to Bavarian German, I don't know if that's annoying to you.
>>5868246
>>5868255
I fucking know what Österreichish sounds like. I watch the fucking news here, I've seen clips. The typical accent sounds annoying as hell, but I knew a girl from Salzburg whose accent was toned down. She taught my German course. Loved going to that class, but she was a crazy bitch.
>>5868260
If you wouldn't mind posting nazi lesbian porn or something then, desu, I wouldn't even mind.
Post abs.
>>5868265
amidoinitrite?
abs are ugly. Jacked girls look like guys from gaygen with girl faces. This "fit girls r hot" meme needs to die.
>>5868284
>>5868288
Wow, what's next?
Telling me that girls with short hair and/or small tits are ugly, because they look too much like boys?
>>5868050
>I only commented because racist bullshit going unchecked.
Thank you Super Social Justice Man.
>>5868296
some people like short hair, small tits, tomboys in general, but find a swole woman with extremely low body fat too butch. for their tastes
>>5868296
Depends, is it a manly haircut? If yes, then she does look like a man. And how small are the tits? Are they tranny tier?
>>5868299
checked.
Although that one dude outed himself, I would assume most don't, and there are probably plenty of men and mtfs pretending to be lesbians here. That's to be expected with an anonymous imageboard really. I wonder at the proportions though, it would be funny if lesgen is mostly just men pretending to be lesbians talking to each other.
>>5868296
She looks like a drag queen.
>>5868308
>not liking flat chests
>>5868308
you did not just imply Annie Lennox looks like a man.
>>5868306
She looks like that thing from DA Inquisition.
>>5868317
femgen is that way
>>5868315
she does not. that girl is so cute I fucking saved.
>>5868319
She looks like a man. That haircut is ugly as fuck.
>>5868326
They're just so beautiful
>>5868314
That would explain a lot.
>>5868288
>guys from gaygen with girl faces
Here you go.
>>5868328
just because it's a basic male haircut, does not mean she looks like a man. it was supposed to be androgynous. She wore suits and everything, but even as a kid I recognized her as a woman instantly, without question.
>>5868324
That's something entirely different.
The body proportions are way off. You wouldn't find that body hot either if it had tits.
>>5868337
looks about right
>>5868347
basic male haircuts look like shit on everyone
>>5868349
mmm... maybe. depends on the face, depends on the tits.
>>5868351
whatever you say
>>5868349
>body proportions are way off
getting jacked screws your body proportions way off too. It's just not hot.
>>5868358
It doesn't. But her stomach looks like it either suffered 3rd degree burns or an acid attack.
>>5868366
how did this thread go from hot aryan girls to this shit?
>>5868374
/fit/ invasion
It's almost like different people have different preferences.
>>5868382
almost.
>>5868050
I'm a straight man myself, and for me these threads are depressing
they are a reminder that women are after all the same as men, in that they are made of garbage and only want to be good but don't know how or care to find out
and also that my silly back-of-the-mind fantasy world of people I find attractive also finding each other attractive and thus making out and having sex and stuff like that is really just a fantasy, and that the reality beneath it is a bunch of sadladyfrogs sniping at each other, looking at pictures of skinny ladies, and slurping down big ol' bowls of ice cream
it's depressing and I resent your use of the phrase "I love" in reference to anything related to it
>>5868476
>btw I'm a boy
>>5868489
>*faaaaaart I'm a generic 4chan user*
yeah exactly :(
>>5868476
Yeah it was meant sarcastically. That moment where I said to a lesbian coworker and would-be friend, "that's hot" about two girls kissing in a club we were at alienated me from her, and that hurt.
I spent the weekend with this older woman at her family's farm house. It wasn't as rustic as I was worried it was going to be, nice air conditioning and a big bedroom.
I'm pretty certain the bed was the size of a couple beds pushed together and she already had straps attached to it like for bondage.
It was nice and all but there were things that she seemed to have obviously added to the house specifically for entertaining qt girls online. The big bed or the bar downstairs, even outside there was a path to a swing down by this little duck pond that looked like it was all really freshly made.
What's your stance on dickgirls, /LesGen/?
Not trannies, fictional girls with dicks.
>>5868511
Wait why r u mad?
>>5868476
>ITT : /r9k/ whining and bawling
>>5868476
I think hearing about depressed NEET lesbians complain about not having gfs is super cute. You might just have shitty taste, but since you're ruining your own delusional fantasy by adding in farts and ice cream whereever you can, perhaps the problem is you more than even just your taste.
>>5868077
Yeah, America takes the whole "Independence!!!" meme too far.
Breaking news: straight male scientists discover with a p value below 0.01 that women aren't made of sweets and butterflies. Some even make the bold hypothesis they might in fact simply be humans. More at 13.
>>5868548
>"that's hot" about two girls kissing in a club we were at alienated me from her, and that hurt.
Jesus christ fucking really?
It hurt your feefees?
Go back to r9k.
don't let your gfs be dreams
>tfw one good thing about not being white is that I'll look young forever
>grandma's 80 and looks 50
>mom's 50 and looks 30
>I'm 22 and look 14
>>5868639
No I meant that we might not be friends because I offended her. I wanted to be her friend and I fucked it up. I just moved and I have no friends on this new place. That's all. It's self loathing more than anything. And I can't try to defend myself without making it worse.
>>5868639
We shouldn't blink an eye when we lose a friend over something stupid?
I'm alone enough as it is, I don't need to lose the few people I have.
>>5868665
It hurt that what I said was interpreted as part of this dialog that straight men supposedly have, and that how she would view me as part of that fetishism and sexism. Really I was just stating my opinion that she would have honestly shared, but as a man it's none of my business and I'm supposed to avert my eues or something. I know how to be respectful, bit now she thinks I'm an asshole. Is it really so ridiculous that I would be hurt by me damaging my relationships with others?
>>5868684
Maybe you should have explained yourself, and said you didn't mean it in an offensive way. It also depends if you were close or not. If my best friend tells me this, I agree, but if it's someone I barely know I'll just ignore him.
>>5868476
>these threads are depressing
These threads are filled with male 4chan users, of course they are.
That was a hint, by the way.
>>5868684
you're a low status and a creep and she just wanted any excuse to signal to you that it would be better off if you didn't exist, or at the very least not be near her
it's not what you said that made you seem like an asshole, you are just an asshole
>>5868701
And every time I wonder why males invade these threads. There's gaygen, mtf threads and fucking r9k but no, men also go in lesgen. Fucking why. Are you that obsessed by yourself you can't let a few lesbians talk to each other?
>>5868717
Though when you think about it, expecting anything else on 4chan, one of the biggest sausage fest on the web...
>>5868688
lol ok
>>5868698
Yeah I'd worked with her for about 4 months but I really don't know her. I didn't try to defend myself because in my experience it just makes thing worse. People get defensive and don't really listen, so I apologized and asked what I did wrong, and she told me. I told her I'd have to think about that from now on I wasn't aware of that line of thinking. I think I regained a modicum of her respect with that but still reinforced the image of dumb straight guy. Which I'm not. I'm totally in the closet, which sucks, especially considering my marriage in a hetero relationship which already relegates me to cis hetero privilege scum and will forever cast suspicion on both my attraction to women and to men. Yes I love my wife but monogamy sucks.
>>5868718
Oh yeah, I forgot there were no girls on the internet.
>>5868708
I am an asshole, but not for those reasons. And we have been able to work, chat, and joke together since without issue, so I don't think she's that shallow or abhuge man-hater
>>5868717
Okay, you're right. I'll leave the thread. But your thread is better.
>>5868722
Actually the true quote is "there are no grills on the internet", which in a pre-Internet-of-Things world was trivially true. But you can expect to have soon tons of unsecured grills on the internet.
>>5868719
>in a het marriage
>also want to suck dicks on the side
Christ, I hope you'll never have children, or I don't imagine the chaos the day you'll inevitably leave your old wife for a dick.
>>5868730
Yeah, so fucking great when all this thread consists of is men talking about men problems. Even kek shitposting is better than this.
>tfw no gf to cook for
>tfw no Aryan qt to teach me German
>>5868773
You have one now!
Me!
Do you know how to make red velvet cake?
My girlfriend claims she killed two girls and vividly described both murders to me Saturday night.
We role play sometimes where she murders me and now I kinda wonder.
>tfw you will always be a jew
>>5868840
jewish girls are hot
>>5868840
Do you look more like Mia Kirschner or Fran Liebowitz?
Lesgen I am so screwed:
>be me (early twenties)
>born in Baptist family
>definitely love girls
>currently going to college and living with Mormon family
>know Russian and is my dream to work for the Kremlin( Russian state)
>conservative and voting for crazy old Donald
>believe being gay isn't a choice but the lifestyle is and will go to hell if I pick it
>super femme so most gays don't know I exist
Why me? Why give me this curse? Why am I on 4chan? Any one else have these kinds of conflicting issues?
>>5868852
Are you that Christian dom girl?
>>5868847
Ann Frank, I'm not even shitting you.
>>5868840
Hello, fellow jew.
>>5868852
Stop being a religious whacko. Problem solved.
>>5868738
how is leaving a marriage for a homo relationship worse than leaving for a hetero? pretty sure it happens all the time and the kids are just as fucked up by dad dating some girl as some new guy, unless the parents never, ever had any discussion with them about gays, or taught them some homophobic life lessons
>>5868884
I remember thinking Anne Frank was cute in middle school. Plus our teacher had us read the full version where she talks about masturbating and kissing girls.
>>5868931
"Wait....the dad I thought I knew, that I thought I understood, is into men? And he kept this from me?"
It's not a gay-specific thing, but it tends to come as a shock to a kid's system if they have to realize in one fell swoop at a young age that the people who raised them aren't who they imagined, and - gasp - actually have secrets. It's better that they gradually come to understand this over time.
If OP didn't educate his kids on gay people like a lot of parents, then it's doubly going to be his problem.
>>5868688
>tfw I was the other anon defending
>I thought this story was about a closet lesbian commenting to a coworker about hot girls
>I really felt for her since I had past friends get uncomfortable if I even implied I was lesbian
>It's actually some dude on our general for some reason
>Physically recoiled when I figured it out
Maybe it's hypocritical of me. Why should I be able to gawk at lesbians and it be okay? Because I'm looking at them wishing I was them? But what if a guy wishes he was them? Does that change anything?
I suppose it stems from being so pissed off about male sexuality. I'm so sick of being around men who insist on reminding me that they find me attractive. It grosses me out. It makes me uncomfortable. Sometimes it makes me fear for my safety.
When do I get to relocate to Lesbutopia?
>I want men to go away
can someone please mail me, via USPS, a husky tomboyish teddy bear lesbian with large boobs who loves to cuddle
tyvm in advance
>>5869065
I think lesbutopia might be a possibility before the end of the century. Try to stay alive til then.
Hey lesbians, why do you rightly find lesbian sex hot but when even a man likes it you go full Tumblr?
>>5869093
Hey straight man, why do you like dicks but every time a gay man says how much he likes to takes it you go full retard?
Besides, if your definition of lesbian sex is what's shown in porn, it's not hot, the girls are gross and it's shit.
>>5869093
Because men are subhuman scum. Kill yourself.
>>5869093
Hi Lesgen-
I believe in you.
I believe you can ignore stupid questions. I believe that we can avoid talking about men's feefees and instead discuss our own major suffering of
>tfw no gf
Ignore men posts. Do not respond to men posts. Make Lesgen great again.
>>5869085
So many years of waiting and wishing and longing and pining.
Wouldn't genocide be faster?
>>5869093
I don't care if he likes it in porn or something, but it makes a lot of IRL lesbians feel squicky kissing or showing affection in public when you guys make it sound like around every corner there's some dude who'd jack off to seeing that.
Look, whenever you reply to trolls I'm gonna post moonoverjune strips. Look at the rightmost panel and ask yourself if that's worth it.
>>5869149
I dunno, genocide seems kinda unethical. And implausible, you'd have to be pretty competent to kick that off.
>>5869142
WELL POST SOME MORE ABS GDDMNT
Or something qt.
>no image
You aren't doing your duty, anonymouse.
>>5869128
>porn doesn't reflect reality
shocking
>it's gross
surely less than IRL lesbians
>why do you like dicks but every time a gay man says how much he likes to takes it you go full retard?
lol, what?
>>5869161
I hope you got plenty of them, then.
>>5869161
Genuinely lol'd. If other comics are that ridiculous feel free.
>>5869161
I don't get it, what was she expecting to happen?
>>5869205
are all lesbians drug smugglers for cartels?
>>5869177
Sorry, sorry.
Look at this cute ginger
>>5869221
Only all of the ginger ones.
>can't even post my cute girl folder because 95% of it is NSFW
>>5868852
I would probably fall for you and suffer in silence because I have a crush on femme and conservative girls
most of my crushes were straight girls
>>5869304
>tfw looking for a red head lesbian
O-oh...
>>5869355
>tfw natural redhead
>tfw I dye my hair black
>tfw everyone fetishizes my natural hair color but I fucking hate it
I took my dog for a walk and all these straight girls gathered around and pat him.
I'm honestly a bit bitter he isn't helping me find a gf but at least he enjoyed the attention.
Charismatic hulking tosser.
>>5869371
Well, Bridget Reagan looks hotter with black hair.
But Emma Stone looks best as a redhead.
So idk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5869389
>Bridget Reagan looks hotter with black hair.
I politely disagree.
>>5868660
I'm 25 and look 15. But it's white 15 so there's still wrinkles. If whitey hadn't gamed the system everyone would call us dogshit. Blue-pale skin shows flaws easily, our hair is thin and takes too much work, and we age like grapes in the sun.
What should I shlick to tonight, muscle pics in this thread, animu pantyshots or a scenario I imagine?
>>5869450
imagination! tell us how it goes
>>5868852
Haha, I remember you. You're that chick who stopped texting me the day we were supposed to exchange pictures.
>>5869456
Do I sense some slight feelings of grudge?
>>5869467
It's just that she sounded so much like a dude I accused her of it, so when she ghosted at that specific time I thought "well go figure". But maybe I was wrong. Or maybe she's trans.
>>5868967
well there's a good chance we're never having kids. our breeder instincts haven't yet activated.
Right now we agree that children would effectively end our personal lives, and make our lives shit. Furthermore, raising kids is a pain and can be completely disgusting.
>>5869065
I'm sorry anon. I'm sorry you get harrassed by douches, and I'm sorry it makes you fear for your safety. and as that guy you so kindly (but mistakenly) defended, let me say I don't wish I was the girl when I see that. I know who I am (mostly) and I know I am not a woman. These women are not available, and I won't go off and fantasize about them.
I certainly don't tell people that they are the object of my sexual attraction. That makes things weird. I can barely do it to people I am interested in, especially if I think I will have to interact with them on a regular basis.
Thanks /lesgen/,
>Feeling insecure about myself after being outed to family by sister.
>Every conversation with parents over the last week is them trying to mess with my head, and get me to doubt that I am gay.
>They're at the point now of wanting me to really try to be hetero, for the sake of Jesus and their possible grand children, really put that mental gymnastics effort into finding someone of the opposite sex appealing.
>then I see >>5868284, >>5868285, >>5868366, and >>5869161.
Thanks /lesgen/, because some of the images in this thread just made me beyond certain that I am gay, and think women are revolting.
.gif unrelated. You girls are great, and please keep being gross.
>>5869338
is abby winters closer to what actual lesbian sex is like? because that site is fucking great. bald pussy is overrated.
>>5869584
my fucking sides right now
>>5869584
Well if you wouldn't have cuddly, loving sex with Veronica Mars then you're def gay, bro.
>>5869614
seconded. She is still my answer to the celebrity crush question. Veronica Mars will live on forever in my teenage wet dreams.
>>5869304
What are you saying? Why?
Hm I suppose it isn't too bad. I'd get a pretty ginger girl with a prize inside!
>>5869485
Maybe she was upset that you would accuse her of that. I know I'd be really self conscious if someone thought I was a man.
>>5869584
You're welcome, darling!
>>5869614
I'd let Veronica Mars drunkenly break my fingers and toes with a hammer then make her a comforting breakfast with my mangled bleeding hands for the chance that she might smile at me and maybe let me look her in the face.
>>5867999
>>5868001
>those tits
>this 10/10 body
>focusing on the hair
>>5868004
I'm mixed, I have freckles that makes me look hot as fuck and warm eyes.
Remember there's a god beyond us.
>>5868008
>not getting skin cancer
>complaining
>>5868476
>straight man
>lurking in a lesbian thread
>throwing shit at lesbian
>still staying though
Well you must be one of a true alpha anon.
Speaking of....
Lesgen, post your 10/10 body.
are any lesbians in this thread actually /pol/acks
this might be something new
>>5869676
Wait, my own?
>>5869649
For that you'd have to first get between her and that sloth.
>>5869568
I'll be neutral ground here. I do think that the original anon was being ridiculous for being shocked that you'd be upset over a lost friend.
But I do think what you said was stupid. I've certainly said stupid things and lost friends for it, and it makes me sad. I move forward by working on my filter. I am much better than I was.
I do stand by that your story doesn't really belong here. I understand that you wanted to share stories about lesbians to the lesbians. But look from our perspective: the lesbians are a peripheral part of your story and regardless of your intent, at first glance it reads like you wanting to be told you didn't do anything wrong.
We stand by not wanting to hear from guys here because this is a place for us lesbians to hang out and talk. It's not about lesbians, it's for lesbians.
The ratio of lesbians to guys on 4chan is not equal at all. There's only about 20 of us lesbians who actually hang out here, probably less when considering IP changes. We defend our space because we're sick of hearing from guys and having guys come in and ask for our attention.
>>5869568
But anyway, thanks for being nice to me and sympathizing with the lesbian plight of straight men.
Thanks for avoiding being that guy. I'm sorry that you learned your lesson the hard way.
I'm sorry lesgen for walltexting. Here's my guilty pleasure ship to make up for it
Holy shit /les/gen. Tell me how they do it. The straight girls. They have this fucking unbelievable power of arising but also destrying any libdo inside of my body.
>be me
>be hardly repressed dyke cuz muh closet
>walk in the street
>girlwithskirt.jpg
>hnnnnnnnnnnng.mp3
>back home
>just thinking about it drives me crazy
>look for porn
>"hey, I'm so into girl baby, let's scratch each other's vaginas with our 30inch long nails"
>tfw
>>5869718
Who needs porn when you've got a strong enough vibrator to electrify the orgasm out of you?
>>5869718
>long nails
So much this. It's an immediate turn off.
>>5869547
Damn.
>>5869698
>>5869710
fair enough. that was why I said I would leave the thread earlier. but I came back. what can I say. you girls have good taste.
I don't agree with everything you've said, but I don't think anyone wants to argue, and since this is the only place on the site you feel you've been accorded, I won't ask you to.
>>5869727
>implying I have one
And furthermore, I never masturbated ever.
I wasn't kidding when I was saying 'hardly repressed'.
I just watch porn to release the tension when I feel like I'm gonna explode.
>>5869738
>>5869758
>never masturbated ever
H-how?
I'd probably die if I don't get off at least once a day.
>>5869767
I guess I'm really hard with myself. I feel waay too guilty to be able to masturbate or left myself go in any way, when I feel attracted to a girl I feel like I'm doing something awful, so yeah, life is hard but at least I got more time to be productive.
>>5869693
Sure, don't forget the timestamp.
>make thread then go to sleep
>wake up and it's flooded
Nazis apparently bring all the girls in, as well as the typical annoying orbiter.
>>5869786
Wait wait wait. So what someone does in their own private fantasies, in the privacy of their own home is a violation now too? Jesus, you bitches are uptight
>>5869786
You're baptist Trump-voting anon aren't you?
Lesgen will take care of you bb
>>5869432
>wrinkles at 25
Holy shit why even try?
>>5869801
I think you're misinterpreting something...
>>5869786
That's what got me into weeaboo porn.
>>5869824
Damn, how old are you? I mean, I relate to that feeling of guilt over getting off to girls, but I think I got over it around age 18 or so.
Maybe you're still uncomfortable with the social implications of being gay and giving into those fantasies would mean that you basically can't turn back. That's the reason I repressed my teen babydyke self.
>>5869799
>that .gif
HNNGH
>>5869852
I'm 18, let's cross fingers and hope for a miracle to happen.
>That's the reason I repressed my teen babydyke self.
So sorry 'bout that, must have been real shit.
>Maybe you're still uncomfortable with the social implications of being gay and giving into those fantasies would mean that you basically can't turn back.
Well, that's exactly why I never started to begin with.
But now, mentally I definitely identify as lesbian, and feel like I am not and will never be anything else, but my body probably isn't following what my mind wants anymore, if it ever followed anything.
>>5869882
You're asexual homoromantic bb
>goes to write tumblr blog about donald trump's light hair privilege
>>5869903
Alright let's do this.
Seriously I'm pretty sure I'm not. I definitely feel the urge to have sex, just consciously refuse to satisfy it.
>>5869882
Well you've been suppressing yourself for so long, it makes sense that you'll take some time to catch up. It's one thing to consciously decide its okay, it's another to get over this habit you've forced on yourself.
Maybe we can cure you with boobs in your face and hands in your panties.
I'm sad. Here's my tale.
>Had a friend from highschool
>She was my absolute ideal
>Hip length naturally jet black hair
>Perfect hourglass figure
>Like, perfect. 25" waist, G cup breasts, beautiful wide hips, and perky round ass
>Freckles absolutely everywhere
>Similar to pic related
I was so smitten. She loved to hug and put our arms around each other and grab each other's hands for dramatic effect.
I was in semi-denial about my lesbianhood so I never made a move.
Fast forward, years pass.
>I'm more secure in sexuality
>Friend moved away
>I get a girlfriend
>Codependent unhealthy mess
>Friend moves back into town
>I have the stupid idea to suggest threesome
>GF somehow agreed
>It was a stupid idea
>Tensions rise with GF and friend
>They get into a big unrelated fight
>I'm an idiot and side with unstable GF
>Don't talk to friend any more
Six fucking months pass
>I realize I'm in an abusive relationship
>Move the fuck out
>Contact friend again, tell her I'm so sorry for cutting her off
>Friend is just happy I'm not getting abused anymore.
BUT THEN
>ENTER FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND
>They are VERY SERIOUS and VERY MONOGAMOUS and VERY HAPPY
>I fucking sob for years
And now she's moved to Europe. I miss her so much.
>>5870035
THAT WAS LONGER THAN I THOUGHT
here, take more freckle girls
>>5870045
>>5870035
what a non-story
>>5869912
Good ol fashion les rape will take care of that, you slut.
>>5870035
>ENTER FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND
Every time. This shit never gets old.
>>5870062
sorse pleas
>>5870073
Fucking why does god do this to us. I hate men. Bisluts breaking my heart. Kill me.
>>5870092
We're lesbians, condemned to suffer forever by the hands of bisluts or straight girls. And who's interested in me? Bisluts and straight bitches. Fuck that.
>>5869686
no, /pol/ is full of morons and hypocrites.
>complains about racemixing women
>wants to rape refugees girls
filthy men slave to their dicks. They're only into white power when it's convenient.
>>5870035
>>5870073
>work as department manager in a shitty furniture store
>get new co-worker in my department
>she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, modest, friendly, helpful, funny, the right kind of nerdy so we share a lot of interests - literally perfect
>she's trying her best at work, so there's absolutely no reason for me to ever be unfriendly towards her - not that I ever could
>we become good friends and spend the lunch breaks together, talking shit about movies and videogames
>fall madly in love with her, but try as hard as possible to hide it, because it would just be weird, as I'm basically her supervisor - and more importantly because she has a boyfriend and even talks about wanting kids one day
>while she definitely gives off bisexual vibes, and even gives me a massage once as I'm working at my desk, I always pass it off as her just being nice
>keep telling myself "it would never work anyway" so that I don't get heartbroken
>eventually, her boyfriend gets a better job offer in another town and she's quitting the job here
>on her last workday, she hugs me and says something among the lines of "you only needed to say one word, and I would've left my boyfriend for you, because you're the best person I ever met"
>just stand there completely dumbfounded while she walks away
>spend the rest of the day locked in the bathroom crying like a little bitch
That was four years ago, and I'm still not over her. She was the best thing that happened in my entire life and I just let her walk away.
>never shared phone numbers or anything
>never dared to try to find her on facebook, as I'm trying my best to forget her
>have a really sweet girlfriend now, and while it's going great, I still can't stop being an asshole and comparing her to my ex-co-worker
>I'm afraid that when my girlfriend eventually tells me that she loves me, I won't be able to say "I love you too" because of that
>>5870108
>you will never smoke a cig while fucking a straight bitch and staring out the window pensively
>>5870194
There are barely any women among refugees.
>>5870202
>you only needed to say one word, and I would've left my boyfriend for you, because you're the best person I ever met
Yeah, because she couldn't make any move by herself. No, of course not.
>>5870245
I don't even know. Maybe because she had a boyfriend she thought that she couldn't be the initiator, or something.
I don't know how straight girls think.
>>5870251
>she had a boyfriend she thought that she couldn't be the initiator
And that's why I fucking hate straight girls. They tease and flirt with you, but never make a serious move and if you try something they back off. Or you get to fuck her and the next day she tells her boyfriend how her lesbian experiment went.
>>5870202
Oh my god, anon, let me hold you.
I'm going to be mad for you because you aren't as mad as you should be. This is so unfair!
She's expecting you to put the moves on while she's in a relationship? Who does that? You did the right thing, you were respectful and tactful! I would be upset if you were anything but.
This is such a bigirl thing to do. She wants you to sweep you off her feet and away from the competition like an unrealistic romance movie.
If she wanted to be with you, she should have broken up with her damn boyfriend. But she'd rather be in an unhappy relationship than risk being alone if you rejected her.
She could have even had this stupid conversation early and keep her boyfriend if you turned her down. But she didn't. That is her mistake.
If she said that to you, she obviously could tell that you kind of liked her. What were you supposed to think? She was dating a guy! This is in her court to prove she isn't straight.
You are not at fault. She fucked up.
>>5869380
Is your sexual orientation indicated in any way? Rainbow bracelet or something? Might help.
>>5870325
I want to hug you too. You deserve better.
Don't romanticize her. She obviously isn't perfect.
>>5870325
Hug your girlfriend instead. She's there and show her love to you. And hey, at least you're not alone.
>>5870202
damn.
>>5870287
Had a girl in my class who was half black and beautiful. Perfectly olive skin, bright blue eyes (like really light ice blue), and straight black hair. Her dad was white, and her mom was black. They apparently met in kindergarten in the south, the first mixed kindergarten class in the 60s.
>>5870202
You have it so good in front of you, if you don't see it soon then you'll miss out a second time.
>>5870464
>They apparently met in kindergarten in the south, the first mixed kindergarten class in the 60s.
...That's horrendously adorable
>>5870464
>bright blue eyes (like really light ice blue), and straight black hair
it's called contacts and weave, hon
https://youtu.be/ToXIrKntJrs?t=129
>>5870495
oops, embed isn't working. skip to 2:02
>>5867980
The nazis sent LGBT-people to the concentration camps. I don't really see the point in glorifying or romanticizing them.
>>5870495
Naw, she had a sister. Her sister was slightly darker but had the most perfect dimpled smile. Both were friendly, the younger was intelligent and driven. Black don't crack + white privilege = finely bred specimens. From what I've seen, mixed kids are typically better looking. My family is asian + white and they are a nice group, not an ugly one among us.
>>5870618
Gay doods and such. Maybe transvestites. Lesbians didn't get caught because women were downplayed in nazi germany and expected to fill two roles: mother and wife. Which is weird because with the war women had to fill in the work gaps although they did it for dirt wages. But as long as they got hitched to their gay male friends they would be left alone to do whatever. Lesbian sex was not criminalized in nazi germany. Like that documentary of the nazi's wife who was crazy in love with a jewish lesbian, they met in one of the hush hush lesbian circles. The jew was arrested for being jewish, not for being a lesbian. And if you're complaining about glorifying/romanticizing the aryan race, you're on the wrong aryan image board, kike.
>>5870662
So do you neo-Nazi scum just have a fetish for historical revisionism or is it just habit to lie after you spend your whole life trying to tell yourself that you're not culpable for your faults?
>>5870618
Your mistake was expecting human decency out of lesbians.
The lesbians of /lgbt/ by and large are quite famous and proud of hating and denigrating all of the GBT, and most of the L, people in the community that advances their rights for them.
Also>>5870662's right. Lesbians got a free pass in Nazi Germany; because like any other hasboobs they're just a commodity used by the state for breeding more Aryans. Their opinions preferences and proclivities don't matter so long as they're a politically correct race and religion.
>>5870662
Even if lesbians weren't included (I don't see why the nazis would make an exception here) it wouldn't really make it any better. They still killed a bunch of innocent people for being different.
![eb5c3a0084bb2fad9b4d064b01198d01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YXAh3av.jpg "eb5c3a0084bb2fad9b4d064b01198d01[1].jpg")
>the nazis totally ignored lesbians!
>nothing bad happened to german dykes!
http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2015/04/16/remembering_the_lesbians_prostitutes_and_resisters_of_ravensbr_ck_concentration.html
