>be closetfag >always said id tell my friends if i got

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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:15:30 Post No. 5867639 [Report]

>be closetfag
>always said id tell my friends if i got a bf
>now i got a bf
>want to introduce him to my friends

what is potentially the funniest way to come out of the closet to them? in hindsight i would have preferred to just stay in the closet and introduce bf as a new friend, but they will notice whats up cuz ive referred to him as 'the brazilian' and meeting him will put the pieces together.

funny ways?

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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:19:29 Post No.5867652
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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:19:29 Post No.5867652 [Report]

lmao wouldnt it be h i l a r i o u s if they walked in on you sucking his dick? XDDD

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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:20:34 Post No.5867657
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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:20:34 Post No.5867657 [Report]

>>5867639
>come out as trans
>give dysphoria lecture
>talk about the hormones you are going to take
>forgive them for being cis scum
>hugs all around
>whisper "jk just gay" in ear during hug

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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:24:25 Post No.5867668
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Anonymous 2016-03-14 07:24:25 Post No.5867668 [Report]

>>5867657
"Oh, phew! It would have been so annoying misgendering you because you totally wouldn't pass because of your secondary sexual characteristics, and I just see you as a guy in my mind. And then you'd get mad at me for viewing you as male because you're biologically male no matter what you do."