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Previous thread >>5860823
post below this is ugly, pathetic, shit waste of life that deserves to die already
>>5862045
I swear, I always post right after a new thread is announced.
3rd for I'm crushing my cat's ribcage with cuddles
>>5862051
>picking on an oldfag trip
baka
>>5862051
Oh... Okay... I'll just be on my way then...
>>5862045
>tfw no cuddles
>>5862030
I bet you'll really like this one~
>>5862060
hi elanna
>>5862017
:') it really is a warzone. just why to everything really ahaha :')
>>5862015
i think ramen and bacon would still be disgusting honestly but thats your choice
only vegetables go well with sesame noodles desu
if you want me to make you stuff just buy the stuff or give me a list and ill buy it. rn we just have chicken and thats for general tso which i dont feel like making tonight cus lots of work and im not sure im comfortable enough cooking with chicken ill probably fuck it up, i need to watch someone else make it first
>>5862059
ah ha you're ugly
>first for tfw no trans GF
>>5862045
xth for want to cuddle someone but they live far away
>>5862060
Seriously... considering instituting a mandatory cuddling policy.
You want to spend time with me? Then you'd better put out with physical affection.
>>5862067
Those eyebrows though.
>>5862067
Its not like gaygen.....stamp it
>go to an informed consent clinic or go to alldaychemist and just order them online
if you go to an informed consent clinic you can just be like "i wanna be a girl lol" and they'll be like "k cool" and thats it you get hrt
how do i find this consent clinic in my area, how long will it take
>>5862062
You bet right~
post below this is a huge uggo
who is the oldest trip here? I just turned 30 but I'm no trip.
so it's been day two or so of posting under a trip
am i special snowflake now?
>>5862067
Nice first.
>>5862060
they should make a tinder for cuddling
>>5862071
What about them?
>>5862065
you've watched me make it before, if you're not comfortable with it at first cut it up into cubes so it cooks faster, just cook it over a medium high heat with oil until the middle is white
>>5862062
:/
>>5862081
you have to post a butt pick now
the only cuddle i want is one someone is only giving me so they can plunge a knife into my back
>>5862066
Tell that to my bf you lonely cunt :D
#whythefuckamIawakestill
>>5862080
CFH
I think she's like 38
>>5862073
They're not always in your area.
Mine is 4 hours away.
>tfw met my ex's coworker at that rave on Wednesday
>tfw he was kinda cute
>tfw he was asking stuff about me the next day
Hopeful feels
>>5862064
Hi coffee how's it going?
>>5862065
Ramen is amazing with pork belly in it
>>5862067
Become your own trans gf, it's the best answer senpai
>>5862070
This sounds like a good idea, I feel like I'd be a lot happier and more thoroughly cuddled if I implemented such a policy ;~;
Then I'd need to go and make friends with a ton of cute guys though.
>>5862083
Shiiiit I'd use that app :D
>>5862073
Whats ur email you succ my dick and ill give you some
>>5862084
This is exactly what I was thinking but was too lazy to find a FLCL image.
>>5862071
>those eyebro-
>>5862084
I love you
>>5862083
I would use, abuse, and advertise this app at all times.
>>5862077
That one made me giggle : )
>>5862097
whaaat?
How much do HRT pills generally cost
>>5862060
iktf.
>>5862095
idktf.
>>5862085
you will never EVER watch emma cook ;_;
please remember to include a (you) on replies to me because 4chan is broken
>>5862073
it will be like a week to a month for an appointment, i got my first one in 4 days cause i was lucky
it depends if you live near a big city or not, just research it, theres a kinda old link in the op that has some
>>5862095
i aspire to be like you. you're so inspirational~~
I'm okay, just browsing the internet. How about you?
>>5862088
size may vary depending on what you're trying to get out, but the results are breathtaking
Is Fufu not around anymore? Miss her a bit. She was fun.
>>5862108
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>>5862098
I got u
>>5862100
I was actually just listening to the pillows earlier lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYzQ5QqVD-M
<3
>>5862085
i didnt pay attention when you made it cus i hated cooking with meat so i didnt absorb any of it
ive literally never cooked chicken before, im very scared of fucking it up and killing people
>walking down the street
>cutest cat sunbathing in a car parking space
>go to pet it
>doesn't resist
>oh yeeees
>letting me too close to it, something seems wrong
>cat is cold and dead
almost cried from it..
>tfw no kiwi gf
>>5862080
Faye is in her 40's
>>5862103
I think they're really really cute
>>5862122
>almost cried from it..
>didn't cry from it
You cold, emotionless psychopath.
>>5862082
yeeaah
>>5862080
faye is in her 60s
>>5862080
faye is in her 80's.
>>5862115
she finally moved on after pathetically still hanging around places like this ten years into transition
>>5862115
She drops by occasionally for some attention yea
I think she still lurks even if she doesn't post tbqh
>>5862116
Are you going to be at the meetup Mado?
>>5862126
No, she's 33 or 34, I keep forgetting which.
>>5862132
coke had cocaine in it back then
>>5862138
That's honestly for the best. Every time I talked to her, I'd ask why she was still here and she never had a real answer. Glad to see she is actually living her life though.
>>5862108
think it's happening to everyone rn
including (you)
>>5862140
i think calling it a meetup kinda diminishes the fact that we're all friends with eachother at least im friends with everyone
meetups usually are just people who go to x place meeting up without even knowing eachother well and just doing it for the sake of doing it
this is a bunch of gal pals hanging out who ALSO happen to go on mtfg
big difference
>>5862142
no issue here
4chanX master race
>>5862067
[email protected]
>>5862080
faye is in her 90s
>>5862129
I think you're really really cute
>>5862108
(You) come overrrr we can cook together and you can watch then
for some reason people like watching me cook
>>5862121
awhh anon IC clinics are really nice, they even call you by the name you prefer
>>5862116
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>5862119
as long as its white its alright ;)
>>5862143
ye good point
there's a couple in a group that edie invited me to that i dont know tho
>>5862150
>as long as its white its alright ;)
you can say that again
>>5862148
That's just the anime I post getting to you.
>>5862140
The iPhone didn't even exist back then
feed me a (You) and validate my worthless existence, please.
>>5862154
is that a new po-ju?
>>5862117
>tfw adri will never drive you out of town on a vespa
dang :3
>>5862140
she better
>>5862159
I like (You)
>>5862110
I'm not sure what to say, but thank you, that means a lot to me. ;~;
I'm doing alright, I'm stalling because I don't want to go to bed though even though I got almost no sleep last night
>>5862106
You really need to go to a rave sometime rave anon, I'm really sure that you'll have a lot of fun ;~;
>>5862162
thank you so much!
>>5862159
Women are definitely a meme though.
>>5862159
Hello
>>5862143
>5862142 (You)
weird now it works
thanks for sprinkling some down to the peasants
someone actually emailed me. I am the last person you want to fuck.
>>5862159
Yay worthlessness :D
>>5862169
I wouldn't say last
>>5862145
does kawaii look like your brother
>>5862165
there are no women on the internet
people have forgotten the rules
>okcupid message
>"i would fuck your asshole so hard"
>lives in tucson
>??????
Bruh why even tell me this you are miles away you gunn fly over here for booty
>>5862169
i emailed you days ago but you never responded
>>5862174
allegedly
>>5862165
isn't everything?
>>5862166
hello!
>>5862171
yay..
>tfw no bff to take me to raves
im just sitting alone in my room listening to rave music
>>5862181
How are you?
>>5862176
His penis is hundreds of miles long
>>5862173
close. I just burned my pizza.
>>5862174
sort of. kawaii doesn't have a jew nose like everyone in my family
>>5862178
what state are you in?
>>5862182
Is this show actually good? I see pictures of this character all the time.
>>5862185
Elanna solving the real mysteries
>>5862139
nooo
I think I might try Hrt by a consent provider.. Does it cost much?
Do you really think It would make me look cuter?
>>5862186
i live in california
>>5862153
I doubt it
>>5862163
sleep debt is a thing, y'know. hope you feel well-rested when you do get sleep, though :^) and, i just always wanted an older sister figure i never got in my life, so thank you for existing
>>5862183
i feel useless but otherwise pretty alright.
>>5862193
It doesn't cost much but
>Do you really think It would make me look cuter?
No. If you just want to be a cute boy it's not worth doing. Avoid the titty skittles and use other things to be a cutie. Only start HRT if you want to be a girl, the effects wont be permanent if you start it.
>>5862195
Probably shouldn't, I'm not even a cat girl!
>>5862187
yea i think its pretty good, you have to like candy and armpits though
>>5862194
im in Minnesota so thats a no go
>>5862194
whereabout?
small town carlsbad area here
>>5862204
oh hey i'm in minnesota too
>>5862185
World's biggest dick is 18 inches
Thoughts Elanna?
>>5862193
Hi sorry about the other day I fell asleep.
>tfw you kinda thought you could maybe fix everything but you couldn't
>>5862161
I don't know how well I'd be able to handle something like that in a city
but I would take you everywhere desu <3
>tfw wont be a teenager in a few months
>>5862213
no it was smashed to pieces intentionally out of anger, its not your responsibility to clean it up, i appreciate you trying though
>>5862191
The only mystery is if he can use his erection as a high speed transportation device. I'd ride on that.
>>5862196
Yeah, I'm going to be dealing with that for the next couple days but I guess that's what I get for staying up all night
Thanks though coffee. That said, I have some really bad habits that I really don't want to set any sort of example with ;~;
>>5862208
Real talk: 18 inches is too big
hi i'm drunk and i'm saying hi cause why not u know
i feel so comfy i had the best day. i had tons of sex last night and we went and got breakfast this morning and then we cuddled most of the day and it was so nice. and now i'm in bed under the covers and happy and i'm gonna be in portland in a few days and i'm gonna get to meet lots of cool girls and it's gonna be so fun wow!!
how r u mtfg, r u drunk too? r u happy like me?
>>5862214
>>5862161
>>5862160
So can we do spicey ramen with soft boiled egg, Cajun shrimp and veggies
>>5862187
No. Its one of the most boring animes ever created. All it is is waifu bait.
>>5862225
>The only mystery is if he can use his erection as a high speed transportation device.
RAW says yes.
>>5862227
Please post some drunk voice recordings mewdith.
>>5862228
u can make that for alison
that sounds disgusting to me
>>5862236
We can do yours different ^_^
>>5862221
>tfw won't be a teenager in about 3 weeks
see you on the other side, taxes coming up too woo
>>5862237
>7 inches
>big
>>5862237
>coalburner only wants micropenises
>>5862198
That's okay I don't mind being the catgirl if you want
>>5862210
Hey :]
Do you want to hangout ;w;
When do you come to phoenix?
>>5862237
Yeah I bet you're even more stupid when you're drunk.
>>5862214
we really need to drive south down the coast sometime in the summer, you and me and youme
it'll be the best adventure c:
>>5862238
okay thats fine
i dont like eggs or seafood
>>5862227
i was close to having a psychotic break and losing my mind but then i did more cleaning around the house and jerked off and that helped me push away the dread for another day
anyone see the new Gaycation?
i heard it's kind of a bummer remix
does taste in food change on mones?
>>5862235
>[
eat me
>>5862237
never ? again ?? why not
>>5862245
WE GOIN HAVE FUNNNN
>>5862247
>and jerked off and that helped me push away the dread for another day
that usually works for me too ye. is maddie there yet btw?
>>5862255
no, tomorrow night
faye also
>>5862228
yes
Yes
and YES
>>5862145
>[email protected]
Messaged you
>>5862207
im in southeast, you?
>>5862211
You would fly to fuck someone who hasn't been fucked in three years?
>>5862220
I'm worried I will be clingy because I know that I tend to. It's so bad that I have cuddled with someone by accident in my sleep before.
>>5862252
>ywn find a c
why live.
>>5862243
Hey, could be fun, but would want to know you as to not get killed or w/e. Sadly though I don't go to Phoenix often. Do you ever end up down here or anything idk?
>>5862256
is faye joining the trannu fun time? i never knew she was anywhere near portland
>>5862260
>You would fly to fuck someone who hasn't been fucked in three years?
this isnt uncommon in this day and age
t. person who's only ever been with people long distance
>>5862262
I've only been to Tuscon when i was like 12
Do you have a kik?
>>5862239
>tfw gonna be in the second half of my twenties in 2 weeks
>>5862260
rochester
>>5862242
Wouldn't change me not being really really cute!
>>5862272
Welcome to the club. It sucks.
>>5862264
9 hours but Adri drove it twice to come see me, so I have to woman up
>>5862266
>only ever been with people long distance
not anymore you aren't bby<3
>>5862264
>that image
right in the childhood
yeah she's coming up from ca
>>5862246
definitely ^^
>>5862268
Lemme Reinstall it, it should be Nycteri.
>>5862272
fellow aries thoo
>>5862285
i think you still kinda count as long distance or at least met on the internet yknow
>>5862275
That's reasonable
>>5862275
Are you telling me you're ok with a 3 inc penile?
Hey, do you feel a difference in size between anal and vag sex?
>>5862285
I still remember how to get mew using a glitch
fun times
>>5862268
Would /mtfg/ fuck me?
>>5862273
that doesn't sound vry good i understand now bb
be a slut tho do whateer u want don't let the man get u down
>>5862275
damn ur a boss elanna #fuckedup
who knew /? not me
>>5862282
>>5862285
>>5862289
woah wow ok!! i wonder if i will meet faye too cause i won't be there till tuesday. being anywhere near an alpha of such caliber is such a terrifying and yet elating thought ??
>>5862243
ayy lmao, you from AZ? im in scottsdale senpai
>>5862298
A cat is fine too.
>>5862260
>You would fly to fuck someone who hasn't been fucked in three years?
i mean yeah why not if i can fly for free
i'd probably go see a timberwolves game too
>>5862292
fight me on the bed
>>5862296
I remember going to glitch city and being scared that I broke my game lol
>>5862301
AZ confirmed tranny state
>>5862305
please come pound me right now and h old me
>>5862299
o.o
https://clyp.it/3evdfalh
>>5862299
I'm not really worried about the nudes. I'm degenerate as fuck and a bunch of people have seen my tits and stuff. But man was i sick afterwards. Drunk me definitely does not make god decisions.
>>5862301
Hey we should all three hangout
me you and Kari o:
>>5862309
i have a boner now thx
>>5862311
i cant believe you were basically drunk for a week like that's insane lmao. u gotta go easy bb !1!
>>5862067
damn u a cute
>>5862294
Yeah I'm totally fine with a 3 inch penis. I think it's down to the fact that size is less of a big deal with intercourse vs. anal. With anal it's way better if they can hit the prostate, but with intercourse anything beyond a certain depth is just taking up space.
>>5862299
Yeah, I used to be a massive druggie. Less so these days but still have a thing for partying and getting really fucked up from time to time. I've actually talked about it a lot here, I'm a little surprised that you're surprised lol ;~;
>>5862311
This is why I never show boobs
>>5862301
>scottsdale
Kinda jealous. I live in the midwest. It's a god damn miracle that I pass, cus if I didn't, pretty sure I'd be burned at the stake here.
>>5862259
You seem cool kawaii. I have a fuckton of extra 2mg estradiol pills if you want them.
>>5862266
>>5862304
that seems so strange to me. Are you trans?
>>5862273
No, this was a couple years pre-hormones. It was with a random girl I was camping with and I didn't even know her. It was so awkward. I had to spend the rest of the week with them and the 10 other people I was with knew.
>>5862277
me too... I didn't know there were any other trans people in Rochester. I hope no one recognizes me irl.
I am scared of people irl unless I am drunk.
gonna go take a shower and think about all this
>>5862313
Yeah :^) What's your skype name?
>>5862305
I had a copy of red version once that, for whatever reason, had the card key missing from the game, so I could never get past silphco plot wise. So I was just like fuck it this game is broken anyway and learned how to exploit every glitch
I even made it my goal to catch all the glitch pokemon
glitch city is still the best tho, my favorite part about it is walking on water and surfing on land
>>5862325
yes i am trans
>>5862332
i meant the other person sorry
>>5862334
you should be..
>>5862326
got kik?
e.s.potter - skype name
>>5862250
pls respond, I am jack's mindless saturday-night questions
>>5862330
This is why I always show boobs
>>5862325
>that seems so strange to me. Are you trans?
no im cis but im down to have sex and im down to go to places ive never been before, so being able to do both at the same time is a bonus imo
>>5862332
tfw drunk clypits
https://clyp.it/nvax4bno
>>5862250
Mine hasnt
>>5862325
Thanks~ And that would be amazing to have w.w
I'm probably going to call an informed consent person soon too
>>5862348
https://clyp.it/rfxb0rpl
>>5862330
Yeah, it seems a little different, but idk, it's close enough for me at least. There's super easy access to the prostate through the vag so that's probably a good chunk of why minimal depth is required desu
>>5862250
If you're on Spiro you're likely to crave salty food such as pizza. Otherwise no.
>>5862278
How can you not be cute when you are?
>>5862318
i tend to forget things lots so i prob just overlooked it, but now i will rem,ember!!
>>5862330
o ok thats' good #xvx
ok im going to bedn ow goondight
>>5862340
added, and no i don't have a kik. :^(
Should I get one? Also, I can just give you my phone number via skype
>>5862316
>i have a boner now thx
Wait.. you can still get those..?
>>5862353
Wait, so pizza isn't a meme?
>>5862353
>If you're on Spiro you're likely to crave salty food
Well this explains a lot...
>>5862353
Maybe this is the cause of Ufuflu..
>>5862340
Hey I thought that was you. I haven't talked to you in forever ever since you decided you hate me. What's up?
>>5862357
Yes, a kik is a great social platform before you use a phone, kinda like skype is.
>>5862361
Not at all
>>5862355
I'm still a dumb boy rn
>>5862250
idk
I'm pretty sure my tolerance to spicy food is a little weaker but thats the only thing that I noticed, my taste in food has been slowly changing since I was a kid so I wouldnt know how to tell
>>5862360
Great I have one too now
>>5862372
I don't know who this is..
Message me? ;w; Are you okay w.w
>>5862361
It's a meme with a basis in reality. Spiro makes you piss out salt, so you crave salt to replenish it, and salty food tastes better. Pizza is salty and oh so delicious if you're on spiro
>>5862368
Yeah, there was a brief period (right before I got switched off of Spiro due to low blood pressure) where I would just eat a small amount of plain salt off a spoon, and unironically enjoyed it.
>>5862380
>tfw biting the salt off pretzels
>>5862380
>tfw on androcur and haven't had pizza in a year since it made me fat
am i not trutrans??
>>5862169
Someone emailed you for sex?
Lol cute
>>5862307
>not fighting me back even for a second
m i n d b r o k e n
>>5862250
>If you're on Spiro you're likely to crave salty food such as pizza.
I'm hungry now thx elanna
>>5862370
Holy shit you got me
>>5862388
please....
>>5862372
who is this
D;
>>5862392
I'm just glad someone actually got the joke.
>>5862385
Pizza is for the obese
>>5862394
>>5862390
>>5862360
>>5862402
nnnnngghh
>>5862402
ye it's cypro. been on it for nearly 5 years. pizza was like my favourite food when i was younger. i used to eat it a lot with my ex because it was the only thing that delivered at night when the supermarket closed at 7PM, not really because i craved it. i'm torn between having the superior aa and having shit-taste spiro but being TruTrans. fuck.
>>5862409
>>5862385
Pizza is certified 100% transgirl fuel
>>5862410
please i want it i need it please please please fuck me i want your cum so bad i want you to pound me like a good girl please i need it hard
>>5862415
hey come on my fuckin' kids are browsing with me, dont post shit like that. this is a worksafe board.
>>5862414
Welp guess I'm starting up the oven.
>>5862415
>tfw this is like a running thought in the back of your head you try to ignore
>>5862414
You're killing me rn
>>5862415
A month ago you had everyone begging you... what have I done?
oh well :^)
>>5862417
lolllll
>>5862420
>tfw it accidentally hits your speech centers
>>5862423
kek
>>5862425
Uhm can you get me *the cock shoved down my throat while you grip the back of my head* and a Diet Coke
W..what?
>>5862420
I NEED IT
>tfw adri and faye will never doubleteam you
>>5862424
i dont care i want it adri i need it ojou.... im so thirsty for your cock i need it... ;_; fuck me hard tomorrow and dont stop until you cum even if i want you to ~ please
Nite mtfg
>>5862434
l8r
>>5862372
I dont hate you ;w;
pls tell me who you are anon
Are you doing okay
D:
>>5862434
Goodnight!
>>5862420
jesus, does she have the whole general lusting after her?
>>5862443
i have never had a burrito and i'm scared. what type should i try?
>chaser with that voice
you can chase me anytime..
>>5862374
That's okay I don't mind. I am too.
>>5862420
>tfw it's been happening for so long it doesn't even have any connection to anything, it's just a fact like the sky being green
>>5862446
Knock it off I don't feel like feeling cute tonight!!
>>5862444
Oh Dieforme San ~~~~~~
Depends
I like shredded beef myself
Where do you live?
It depends on the menu really, if you go to a place like Chipotle just get everything in it, the meat barely matters
>>5862437
I'll add you later or something probably maybe
is there anyone in tucson???
How many months were you guys on HRT before acne went away?
>>5862459
o-okay
I hope you're doing well
>>5862463
I asked the same question in femgen and people said around 6 months.
>>5862463
My acne largely stopped pretty fast after starting, but I still get it a little bit. Nothing as bad as before though. People said almost immediately my skin was looking better IRL and they had no idea I was on HRT.
>>5862456
>tfw my voice will never be that good.
kill me.
i am in australia. my ex used to eat steak chipotles. i'll take the plunge and try beef. steak sounds too rough on my teeth and i'm extremely sensitive to texture.
>>5862462
Yes, me
is there ANYONE else in tuscon?
>>5862452
omggg why not
What do you wanna feel like tonight then
>>5862463
Wtf is an acne?
>>5862480
Hi
>>5862484
sup allison. and be grateful you never had to deal with acne (im assuming) :P
>>5862483
...okay fine make me feel cute anon.
>>5862486
Kari's cool
