Hang out, shoot the shit, be good to one another, and remember:
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposters
>post bara dudes
>This thread is still a thing
Why
post sfw qts pls
>>5859846
What would masc jesus do?
>>5859295
>>5859894
Jesus is beyond stupid human conceptions.
>>5859894
That agedifference would be too much for me. But if it's okay with you then why not. But remember that 15 years is a lot, he technically could be your dad.
>tfw no gym for these next two weeks
>>5859955
injuries?
>>5859948
This is a positive for some people.
>>5859975
At home and there's no gym near here.
Im doing bodyweight workouts for now but I miss my gym back at school.
>>5859982
wouldn't be one for me. But guys in their thirties are hot, I won't deny that.
>>5860014
One of the reasons I would like to have a home gym.
Speaking of age differences.
>27 year old body builder messages me on grindr
>go through his instagram
>start to notice familiar grindr faces on there
>use my detective work and notice a pattern
>every few months he hooks up with other guys
>usually really younger guys
>go to one of the profiles I see him with, tagged, or liking a lot of the body builder's photos
>he just turned 18 a few weeks ago
>meaning the bodybuilder was canoodling with a minor for quite some time
This is why you always do research.
>>5860049
Uh, so what. Is he hot? Just fuck him and move on
In my country the age of concent is 16
>>5860049
I'm really bad at research because I always overreact when I find something.
>OMG HE'S A DRUG DEALER
>Oh no wait, he was talking about his grandma's insulin
>>5860049
Mike Dozer?
>>5860088
>Mike Dozer
I get a little sad every time I think about him. Such a hottie, but such an asshole -no pun intended
>>5859894
If you guys clicked, give it a shot. That doesn't happen every day. Fuck age. Try and see.
>>5860108
I'm glad I never really cared for him. My main pornfus seem to be ok guys.
How do I get over my grindr crush?
>we go to the same gym
>he now avoids me for no reason
>>5860392
I'd like to know this as well, he lives 500 foot away from me as well.
>>5860471
>starte
stared*
had the hunger this evening and so nearly met someone off an app for sex.
But they bailed last min saying it was too late so I just jerked off instead.
Now I'm so happy I didn't meet them.
Why do I turn into such a fiend when horny
>>5860471
I chatted with him, he wasn't interested. We see each other every other day, but he acts as if we didn't even chat, so he doesn't care.
>>5860598
thats awkward got any pics tho?
>>5860578
That happens with everyone.
Sex is fun like 90% of the time though, being a fiend is cool.
Gotta love when going out plans get cancelled at the last minute.
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
>>5861128
Just go do math or something.
>>5861157
That's too lewd for me.
>tfw no klokov bf
Who masc4fem here?
>>5863080
Generally I don't like feminine qualities in men, it just does nothing for me. But I don't consider myself to be anything in the x4x thing, I'm interested in people not the most simplest way to present yourself.
>>5863080
I wouldn't mind a fem bf as long as he isn't a flamer.
Fuck, marry, kill
>>5863133
Fuck right, marry left, kill klokov.
Is there a zeemaps for /mascgen/?
>>5863904
No, but I have a feeling FG will be making one.
>>5863133
marry 70sbig fuck klokov kill other guy
Sp here's my routine
>>>/fit/36369209
You can drop the reps for the compound lifts to 5.
And cut out the daily glute stuff.
I would recommend trying out trappy's routine First though.
>>5863943
>Those hands
I want to stop being a twink
>>5863979
>>>/fit/
>>5863990
The biggest problem for me isn't working out
It's getting enough food ;-;
>>5863916
Sounds good
>>5864011
If your problem is not having enough appetite, working out could help with that (alternatively swimming is great to make you hungry)
If your problem is that you don't get enough time to eat as much (because you work too many hours or w/e) you could look into shakes. It's way more easier to drink calories and stuff than to eat them.
Getting strong is more than just lifting. It's a lifestyle thing.
>>5863943
>deadlifts
I like this exercise but I took a two week break. My lower back hurt when I diddylifted and I'm sure that it isn't intented to hurt like that.. Great body though anon (if that is you)
>>5863997
>It's getting enough food ;-;
explain
>>5864070
$$$ problems.
I'm thin cause I usually eat two meals a day.
Some anon said that shakes were good so I think I might look into that.
>>5864150
Frozen pizzas were huge for me on my first bulk $2.5 for ~1000 callories and 60g of protein.
Milk is pretty cheap an calorie dense too. Also look into bulk frozen chicken, i think walbog does 5lbs for $10.
Does spending my life studying chemistry count as masculine? Or do one need to work out and shoot guns?
>>5864239
You need to spend at least 15 hours a week working out to get your masc card
>>5864287
Well damn, guess I have to shave my beard and adopt a high pitched tonality. Probably best after I melted my goggles last week.
>>5863133
fuck steve marry steve
>>5864310
Ehh, kinda? Thinking about it now we only got a couple female chemists round here, but I mean two of the best faculty members are female. Most of 'em are biologists and only a couple do the whole computer simulation spiel.
>>5864287
Do sports, lumberjacking, and woodcutting count as working out or do I have to start spending 2 extra hours doing cardio per day when I go to the gym?
>>5864379
I'll have to ask the testosterone council
>>5864379
>lumberjacking
Fapping to bearded guys in flannel?
>>5864379
Yar, they count double time so if you do 15 hours a week of logging sports you upgrade your man card to the next tier.
>>5861128
Do what I did.
Boy tried to cancel our Friday dinner and I showed up at his work anyway.
We had a good night, stayed over and made him eat my egg roll
>>5864150
Dude just make mac and cheese or pastas. Pasta is like, huge calories
i joined the gym last week, and surprised myself at how energetic i was considering i was coming from a couch potato stage. what's better is that on the days I go there, it's just non-judgemental old people there for a class or a casual go on a treadmill or exercise bike, which is good because gym confidence (and confidence in general) is a big issue for me
>>5863976
Anon, please no.
>>5863990
Carlos Masi is adorkable. One of my goal body's I'd love to attain.
>>5864039
It is me, still got years of lifting before I'm /fit/ worthy.
The deadlift pain might have been your form bud. If it wasn't then there is more issues at foot.
>>5865103
>Carlo Masi is adorkable
ikr
>tfw not that dog
just rimmed and sucked a bear and got rimmed and sucked by him.
lols
>>5865227
Cheers
>>5865227
mouthwash
>>5865243
thank you for helping me get over my post hookup shame.
I genuinely feel less like a whore now.
cheers to you too
>>5865227
So
you found
the bear cave
Give me attention, pls.
>>5865281
I did.
I have a bit of an oral fixation so rimming is a huge turn on for me.
Do I have to be a bearded, fitness-obsessed Chad to be masc?
>>5865297
Yah brahh
whenever I give head, I always feel like I have a pube stuck in my throat.
Like, even though I dont.
I feel like I do.
weird shit
Hey, Mascgen.
I feel like I can get a coherent answer from you.
As a brit-boy, I'm kinda out of the whole American politics loop.
But it seems, from what everyones spouting out, that you guys are fucked whoever wins?
Is this right or is it just internet shittalking?
Can someone fill me in?
>tfw I'll never have a masc body
>>5865436
there's a really nasty feeling in the back of everyone's minds right now
none of the candidates are any good and we're all a little scared
Bye everyone
Im going to the navy tomorrow morning so this is place is going to get 20 percent less masc now.
>>5865650
Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
>>5865249
You should only feel shame if this bear was actually an obese man instead of what a bear is supposed to be.
>>5865510
Jesus fuck dude
>>5865866
Not him, but I've never seen a bear irl that wasn't just an obese hairy man. Do they actually exist outside of tumblr and instagram?
>>5865540
Yeah that's the vibe I got.
All the potential candidates seem to be trash, as far as I know.
What's gonna happen?
>>5865892
Yes.
>>5865892
> Do people who post on the internet exist outside the internet or are they just ghosts who magically produce pictures for our viewing pleasure?
>>5865934
photos can be altered anon
>>5865879
i get alot of shit for my body
>>5865926
sp, how do you feel about jupps waifu living in the province you'll be moving to
>he's waifu because you're the husbando
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZD0NOyrJsl
I went ahead and made a zeemaps for us. We should also make our own OP. Would you guys be interested in the OP we used for /fit/'s Husbando General?
>>5866002
Forgot to put the link because I'm a retard
https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853&add=1#
>>5866009
>natal
/youngmascgen/ when?
>>5865984
I feel...intrigued.
>>5866026
Let him have his moment, anon.
>>5866026
I got curious about mascgen's users when >>5863904 mentioned a zeemaps. Yeah, it's unlikely that any of us lives nearby, but to me it's just a matter of curiosity.
>>5866020
> tfw br
>>5865970
I give you a lot of dick for that body
more pics?
>>5866039
more of this bloke?
>>5866040
>> tfw br
it's a great feel rsrsrsrs
>Be on growlr
>See thumbnail
>"He looks hot."
>Open profile
>Open pic
>"He IS hot."
>Status: In a relationship
Every
Fucking
Time
>>5865970
that fucking butt
I need to see more of it
also check this guy out
I think youd make a great masc guy
>>5865510
im in love
>>5866050
> more than one br in mascgen
> live on different ends of the country
Typical.
>>5865098
Anon, are you me?
I am in your exact same situation. Althought I got a gym buddy from school, and theres almost nobody when we go.
>>5866073
Maybe we could meet up halfway, somewhere in northern mg
Don't mind me I'm just posting the mascGod among gay porn.
>>5866099
Once or twice per year I spend some weeks on SP. Eventually we might be able to meet with minimal effort.
>>5866117
You should move down here.
Are you single, anon?
>>5866154
Yeah, I'm single. And I do plan on moving to São Paulo, but only when I graduate, which should take 3 years.
>>5866009
>There's someone else from Bs As
Now that's something I didn't expect
>>5866176
hola
>>5866169
Damn anon.
I graduate in 2 years but have no idea where I want to go. I really don't want to stay here though.
>>5866217
What are you studying, anão?
>>5866214
hola
>>5866239
Direito.
Not very passionate about it, but I was quite lost after I finished high school, so I just ended up going for it since there are so many career options.
What about you?
Also, post moar
>>5866059
>that whole dom/sub lifestyle thing he's got going on
100% weirded out by that shit
>>5866039
Bellybuttonnnn!!!
>>5866047
Only have two pics of him. Dunno his name.
>>5866240
>SnP hair
Very nice.
>>5866240
This guy is 10/10 to me.
>>5866240
soy activo y cualquiera con mas de 30 años me da cosita, igual 10/10
>>5865970
It's really ugly and awkward from a normal perspective, but no doubt you'll get some weirdos attention on here.
>>5866291
isnt him the guy from where the bears at?
>>5866263
> Direito
É nóis. I'm somewhat indifferent to most disciplines in the course, but I'm absolutely in love with Internet Law and I really like Constitutional, Human Rights and International. That's why I plan on moving to SP, it's where all the best job opportunities in Internet Law are.
Are you interested in any field in particular?
>>5866308
Diff dude, anon.
>>5866308
Are you blind?
>>5866297
argie hotties best hotties
>>5866300
No soy yo, igual (ojalá)
>>5866323
this guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom, what do you do?
>>5866268
that guy is insane but he is hot af
>>5866349
>what do you do?
Commence threesome immediately.
>>5866319
Haa, no way! Constitutional Law is my favorite discipline by FAR, and I'm also really interested in International Law (particularly public international law). I'm not into Civil Law though, and especially hate Commercial Law. As far as I know, we don't have anything like an Internet Law discipline, which is pretty fucked up.
Recently I started an internship at Justiça Federal and it's been quite an interesting experience, though it's a lot of paperwork. Do you intern anywhere?
>>5866338
no hay nada peor que ser top, masc4masc y que no te gusten los osos mayores
>>5866376
what do you do when he says he doesn't want a threesome with jupp?
>>5866376
Post home-made bear sex of you and jupp.
>>5866383
No internship yet, but I keep myself busy with research and extensão. We don't have an Internet Law discipline here but I'm working on solving that, which takes a lot of my time. I do, though, have a very good job offer for an office, but it's not open yet. So here I am, waiting. Will probably start an internship somewhere else this semester because I'm tired of waiting.
Also
> 8 disciplines of Civil here
> 2 of the professors don't even come to the class
I just can't wait for this struggle to be over.
> internship at Justiça Federal
How's it? Any interesting stories?
>>5866401
SÃ, es lo peor. Mirar tipos de 30+, miro. Pero estar con uno se me harÃa raro, creo.
La cosa es que no hay muchos osos de menos de treinta.
Y la mayorÃa son activos también, es una mierda.
>>5866432
Do you to a federal university? I go to a state uni and we're currently on a break since our school year ended earlier this month, due to a faculty strike that went on for months last year. But yeah I also have a lot fucking lazy professors and unfortunately they're usually from the Public Law department. From what I've heard, our International Law professors hardly ever come to class.
Interning at Justiça Federal has its pros and cons I guess. The workplace is actually really comfortable and we have lots of resources, but the demands are less varied than the ones at Justiça Estadual. The judges at my Vara are kind of chill, so I got lucky. I mostly participate in hearings and stuff.
This is actually my first time interning. Sucks cause you have less time to study, but then again it's important to get some practice.
>>5866453
ja mal
y si no son osos son gordos fem sin pelo que parecen bebes
que onda los boliches gay? hay algun lugar para osos? no vivo en bs as, este miercoles me voy a vivir alla
>>5866515
I go to the local federal. And it's curious that you say that you have more lazy professors on Public Law. Here it's the opposite, the Private Law dept. has a lot of corruption going on behind the scenes.
> The judges at my Vara are kind of chill, so I got lucky
Good to know. I have heard a fair share of horror stories about horrible bosses. That's why I want to go with the job offer I mentioned, because my bosses are chill people I have worked with before and the pay would be great.
> International Law professors hardly ever come to class.
The good thing about Internation Law is that you can find some great online courses. If your professor is a piece of shit, look for something in Coursera or EdX.
>>5866550
Fui a un solo boliche gay, y es más o menos lo mismo que cualquier boliche normal, pero con más travas dando vueltas, jaja.
Lugares para osos hay. Yo nunca fui a ninguno, pero sé que en Amerika hacen la amerikan bears (por las fotos que vi es un desastre, pero nunca fui, asà que no sé). Y después no sé, seguro hay otros, pero no soy muy fan de los boliches en general, asà que ni idea.
>>5866552
>the pay would be great
That's great. Most law interns earn less than the minimum wage so anything over R$880 is incredible.
I've heard of Coursera but not EdX. I'm going to look into them tomorrow. Thanks for the recs!
>>5866550
Have you seen him without a beard? Lol, it's so sad.
>>5866648
EdX is a fancier Coursera. It's pretty good, but it seems to take more of your time. They're more exigent with the evaluations, I guess.
It was great talking with you, m80. Chat with you later.
>>5866583
yo tampoco pero vivo en un pueblito de mierda en medio del desierto, solamente una vez en mi vida me cruze con un "oso" en la vida real
estaria re piola q halla bar gays pero no se si hay
>amerikan bears
son todos re salamines
ni un oso
>>5866653
yeah, I wish I didnt
>>5866683
Yeah, I guess it's easier to just hide a toad throat with a beard than to actually lose the weight. Been seeing it a lot lately among fatasses.
>>5866678
bueno, lo bueno de bs as es que hay muchÃsima gente. Osos hay bastantes, pero de ahà a que sean gay es otra cosa. Me bajé growlr y sà la mayorÃa son gordos (aunque peludos por lo menos), y cuando alguno está bueno suele pasar esto >>5866058
Pero hay osos-osos solteros también. Hasta me vi con dos de ahà (no para garchar), pero con uno no hubo onda, y con el otro sà pero tiene 35 años, asà que no sé qué hacer.
Amerika me dijeron que por lo general es un desastre, pero hay muchos boliches gays. Bares gays que yo sepa no hay.
>>5866702
>not wanting to grope jirards belly and man boobs while having sweet tender sex
Id never forgive him if he lost wheight
>>5866724
He's a bit too heavy for my liking.
The biggest turn off is that fucking cross necklace he always wears.
>>5866719
piola, ya fue me voy a tener que hacer una cuenta en el growlr
yo honestamente no puedo con alguien que me haga remotamente acordar a mi viejo o que pueda llegar a ser mi viejo. nunca me voy a sacar eso de encima
pero si pegaste onda yo diria que si, si tenes ganas deberias hacerlo para mi
es nada mas que un taboo pero ser gay es un taboo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpr-cWR8Kg
alta party
>0:40
>>5866724
I don't know who this guy is but this sounds nice to me.
>>5866735
whaaaaat?
I've never seen it
man that is a turn off, :(
>>5866756
>>5866676
Yeah, kinda insane to find another br on here.
Goodnight dude
>>5866787
Oh geeze...
>>5866767
Yeah, do you watch his videos? I remember taking note of it because he has an Arabic name but is apparently Christian, and he thanked god and junk in one of his videos where he hit a certain amount of subscribers.
>>5866752
jajajaj sÃ, es básicamente eso creo. Por lo que vi está lleno de gordos en cuero, y no me dan ganas de andar frotándome con la panza transpirada de extraños.
Es un quilombo el tema de la edad para mÃ. Estar con un tipo de más de 30 se me hace raro, pero los de mi edad me suelen caer mal (Me la re baja cuando me preguntan si juego al LoL, y pasa demasiado seguido.)
>>5866825
todos los MOBAs estan re chotos jaja
yo nunca encontre una persona de mi edad que me guste fisica y emocionalmente
generalmente si les doy son heterosexuales y re giles
y si me caen bien son heterosexuales y feos
es mas, me enamore de una mina lo que es re loco considerando que estoy 100% seguro de que me la como
solamente me gusta gente q veo en internet como este
que tan raro?
yo digo que ya fue, que veas que onda
si tenes la oportunidad de hacerlo, hacelo. si queres obvio
ademas "raro" esta bueno, aprovecha y sacate las ganas
yo a esta altura ya tengo los estandares re abajo
quiero cojer loco
>>5866806
yes occasionally
I like him because he is the nicest guy ever, like a puppy youd take care of
that's how my perfect husbando would be like
we would cuddle, get high and play vidya
that shouldnt change anything, but its definetely a turn off
>>5866945
>solamente me gusta gente q veo en internet
SÃ, a mi tumblr y este thread me están arruinando, porque salÃs a la calle y no hay nadie asà jajaja
Pero sÃ, llega un punto que te parece que le entrás a cualquier cosa.
>que tan raro?
Es que, ponele, si fuera para cojer y nada más todo bien, pero justo los dos estamos buscando más que eso, y entonces me imagino de novio con alguien de 35, y no sé, se me hace que serÃa un quilombo.
>>5866999
mal
tumblr es terrible, ahi tenes la mezcla perfecta de osos entre bottom y masc
y ahi es diferente
cuantos años tenes?
lo unico que te puedo decir es no te quedes con las ganas
no tiene por que resultar en algo serio si o si
o planteale eso, cosa de ir tranquilo
>>5867129
>osos entre bottom y masc
Es mi fantasÃa jajaja. Intenté hacer de pasivo un par de veces, pero no le veo la gracia. Lo único que me produce (una vez que deja de doler) son ganas de mear.
Tengo 21, asà que es una diferencia. En sÃ, podrÃa ser mi viejo. Me habrÃa tenido a los 14, pero igual, jaja
Encima el tipo es re lento. Si quiero que algo pase lo voy a tener que iniciar yo, se me hace.
>>5867178
maaaaal
nunca vi un pito y pense "como me gustaria sentarme en esa verga"
honestamente no entiendo como hacen los pasivos
lo haria igual alguna vez par ver que onda
yyyyy si es bastante
pero lo peor que podes hacer es quedarte con las ganas
yo me muero por un qt3.14 gordo peludo pero hasta que lo encuentre voy a probar de todo
menos twinks que me dan alto asquito
>>5867269
Yo cuando nunca habÃa cojido pensaba que era pasivo. Pero después de probar y ver como era no me gustó. Después probé hacer de activo y sÃ, definitivamente es lo mÃo jaja.
SÃ, voy a ver qué pasa. La verdad no quiero decir que no de una, por ahà después ya no me siento raro, por ahà se vuelve peor, pero por lo menos voy a saber.
Si te gustan los gordos peludos vas a amar growlr acá. A mà me gustan con algo de panza, pero no mucho.
>>5867349
jaj de una
a mi me cabe cualquier cosa mientras que no sean viejos
dicen que se tarda bastante en disfrutar, que las primeras veces duele nomas
>>5867409
SÃ, no sé. Yo probé varias veces pero nunca me gustó. No duele tanto si lo hacés bien. O sea si te quieren meter la pija de una sÃ, pero si no, no.
Igual me gustarÃa probar de nuevo (fue hace años la última vez). Todo serÃa más fácil si fuera versátil jajaj
>>5867349
Fuuuug this competitive eater guy is such an inspiration, didn't have this pic tho. Saved.
(I knew coming to mascgen occasionally would bear fruit)
>>5867431
es bastante psicologico, si no te gusta no te gusta
>Todo serÃa más fácil si fuera versátil jajaj
para mi la clave es ponerse lo suficiente en pedo o fumar faso
o por lo menos para mi, asi me agarraron ganas de probar ser pasivo jaj
si no ni en pedo
>>5867464
>bear fruit
hairy balls
>>5867485
SÃ, es más una cuestión psicológica para mÃ. Como que necesito ser el dominante. Y no me da el culo para ser un power bottom jajaj
>fumar faso
Nunca tuve sexo estando fumado. Se me hace que me desconcentrarÃa o me cagarÃa de risa de la situación
>>5867547
para mi es lo mejor
los mejores orgasmos de mi vida
nunca la puse igual, asi que las mejores pajas de mi vida
>>5867562
La paja estando fumado si me la hice, una vez. Me costó como 20 minutos acabar. Y después me deprimà feo. Fue raro.
>>5867603
jaja maal re raro
yo estoy tomando antidepresivos ahora y me cuesta una banda hacerme la paja, estoy capaz que una hora por reloj hasta que acabo
antes de ayer fume por primera vez en meses y te juro que tube la mejor acabada del año, guasca por todos lados
nunca me deprimio el faso, y he fumado bastante en un periodo bastante largo, antes de empezar con las pastillas
igual ya tenia depresion asi que capaz que no me daba cuenta
>>5867660
Yo fume algunas veces nada más. La mayorÃa estuvo bien, pero las dos últimas me pasó eso de deprimirme. Pero mal, la última vez hasta lloré y no podÃa parar. Por suerte estaba solo Jajaj. Y desde ahà como que quedé con miedo.
Che me voy a dormir. Mañana más de uno va a ver un montón de posts en castellano y no va a entender nada Jajaj
>>5867698
re manija, nunca me paso nada parecido
nos vemos anon un placer
>>5867713
>>5867698
>Brazilian anons
>the new OTP
>>5867925
> implying brazilians speak Spanish
They're from Buenos Aires, Argentina, you dum dum
>>5868293
Is that jupp and sp?!?
Woof!
>>5868329
No of course not
>>5868293
>chain collar plus lock
The one on the left is the bottom
Okay I'm back from the weekend and ready to have my soul crushed like the capitalist sucker that I am
Finally moved into my new place! It feels awesome y'all, and I love showing it off and talking about it and watching porn without worrying about the volume
How was everyone else's weekend?
>>5868734
Congrats!
Yeah, living alone entirely changes your experience of porn. It was great at first when I moved in, but then someone started living in the apartment right next to mine and the walls are paper thin so now I have to mind volume again. Taking a shit can also be a bit awkward sometimes. Anyway, post pics of your place!
>How was everyone else's weekend?
I was supposed to go on a weekend trip to a nearby city with a friend. She wen't, I did not in the end. No one could accommodate me. So, it was a bit boring. Drank too much, again.
>>5868832
Yeah someone told me that my building also has thin walls too but I haven't heard anything yet. Just gotta get internet there and I'm all set
Here's my bed. Somebody pointed out to me that it's very beachy and now I love it even more. The purple wall is going. And yes that is a 3D printed bust of myself
This guy slaps your ass at the gym lockeroom. What do you do?
>>5869102
I was high one time years ago and liked to keep a high journal of stupid shit I thought. One of them was
>I do not own a statue of myself. Or statues. CHANGE THIS SOON
I thought it was funny and loved the idea so as soon as my friend said he got a 3D printer I was like, "So how soon can you make a statue of me."
It's cool though I ironically gift him abstract art for birthdays and Christmas because he thinks art is stupid. I give him art, he gives me statues. It's like pottery
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35801847/rugby-players-penis-almost-torn-off-in-tackle
stay safe /mascgen/
>>5869279
That's why I don't play sports
Okay that's not why I'm just a lazy noncompetitive piece of shit
Okay that's not true either I'm playing in a sand volleyball league this week
>>5869361
It's polished concrete. My building is like this repurposed old factory that fits a nostalgic industrial aesthetic my city likes to do
>>5869377
oh it's concrete? i though you are one of those guys that have a carpetfloor in their flat. Move along then.
>>5869064
so ur in the gym and this guy is 4 of you combined and asks for ur #
wat doo u do??
>>5869392
There's some weird deformities along the edges of the room that look like an extra layer of concrete was spilled on but for the most part it's choice as fuck. And it's huge. Walk in closet
>>5869425
>Walk in closet
I'm not a fag with a huge amount of clothes but that sounds great.
>>5869433
Me neither but holy shit the storage space is incredible
I need my work shirts but other than that I'm a solid colored tee guy. One of every color and I'm all set.
>>5868734
>How was everyone else's weekend?
Kinda lousy. I was supposed to go to a birthday party on Saturday, but a relative of my friend who was throwing the party died like an hour before, so naturally it got cancelled.
So I spent the night chatting with guys and watching porn instead
>>5868734
>How was everyone else's weekend?
It was okay. my hours at work have been cut so i'm earning less money but i appreciate the spare time. on the sunday i finished work at 2pm and decided to go for a bike ride around my town. about 40 or so minutes in my bike breaks. i flag down a fellow cyclist who can't help but end up having to spend an hour walking home, which kinda sucked, but the walk was okay because i had my headphones with me
>>5866087
haha well a buddy from school convinced me to sign up too, as he had no one to go with! I haven't been with him yet cause he's been ill, but I went today again and it was as empty as usual, it's great!
>>5868734
>How was everyone else's weekend?
OK-ish, I guess. Spent it playing vidyia and exercising. But I should have been preparing some documentation for this week, so I had to rush a lot of stuff today to remain on schedule.
Life's been complicated these past months. The year has barely begun and I already desperately want it all to be over.
>>5869064
Be grossed out and walk away.
>>5868734
>How was everyone else's weekend?
It was nice and cozy. The weather is basically summer, so it's been pretty nice.
It hurts.
>>5870403
>The year has barely begun and I already desperately want it all to be over.
The first 3- 5months of the year are always awful, for me at least. I don't know what's about them.
Usually the period between July and December is pretty cool though.
>>5870515
>6'4
Dropped. I want a manlet bf.
>tfw no 5'5" bf
>>5870538
I'm 5'5 :0
What age did you guys come out? How? What was the reaction?
I'm thinking of doing it my senior year before I go to college. Not an announcement type thing, just living openly. If anyone asks, so be it, I tell them.
>>5870538
>I don't know what's about them
It's called winter. Everyone is forced inside and you can't even enjoy the sunlight and you turn into a pale nightmare man
>>5870515
10 inches is way too much.
>>5870573
I was 20 but that was super late. If you think your parents will be cool with it tell them. The closet fucking sucks
>>5870573
I was 25.
>>5870589
My mom'll definitely be cool.
My dad'll probably be a bit stiff about it but eh, what can you do.
It's a pretty acceptive environment where I live, but I've just been too much of a pussy myself. A few people already know.
>>5870573
Be my bf.
Im masc as shit but I have a smaller but the rest is fine.
>>5870621
Im not the same guy. Im only 5 8 but trust me I can pleasure you princess.
>>5870573
>What age did you guys come out? How? What was the reaction?
I came out to my friends at 16 because one of them actually guessed the numerical code to unlock my phone and I had like 200 texts from a guy who was kinda like my first bf ever. (we kinda went out for like two weeks, kek)
They were all super cool with it.
I came out to my parents some months after that because I had gotten another bf and they were getting suspicious about a "friend" of mine, so I thought "why not?"
My mom was okay-ish with it, my dad flipped his shit and went on the typical "this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me" rant and didn't talk to me for over a year after that, but then one day he apologized so we're cool now.
>>5870584
>It's called winter
It's summer here tho
Although I do like winter more than summer here. [spoiler]The cold never bothered me anyways.[/spoiler]
I wish /lgbt/ had spoilers
>>5870573
>What age did you guys come out? How? What was the reaction?
19 to my friends and around 22 to my family. The reaction was way better than I thought.
>>5870624
•///•
I don't care much about height anyway
>>5870639
You would love me. Im really hot and hairy and masc. But also cutey and awkward and silly. Im also the funniest person you will ever meet, promise.
>>5870650
Do something about it then
>posting contact info on 4chan
>>5870656
I would but I wouldn't be able to respond to you in two months minimum because traveling the world in military.
Im just flirting wishing I had a cute small bf.
>>5870674
Well then. I'm down.
A military man, huh?
Bet your pretty big and strong, yeah?
Enough to carry me and throw me around?
>>5870684
Yes. Ive been lifting for three years and have big arms and a hard fuzzy chest that you will feel everytime I pound you from behind and jerk you off while im inside you...
>>5863979
I want to start being a twink.
>>5870704
Please
I get plenty of cardio in, but I've been meaning to lift for a while and would need someone to spot me, y'know?
Check my form, help me out.
>>5870720
I can check anything about you. Plus you can push me into doing cardio even though im sure I can practice cardio on you.
Id love to have a little gym bf. We can do cute things and if homophobes say something ill fight them.
If you lift good for me ill treat you nicely also.
>>5870632
>I wish /lgbt/ had spoilers
Half of the best jokes I think of just don't work here because of this spoiler-free degeneracy.
>>5870632
> it's summer here
> sunny all year long
> still feel like a piece of shit
> felt even shittier when I lived in a cold place with little sunlight throughout the year
>>5870736
>though im sure I can practice cardio on you.
Noice. Husbando material right here
>>5870736
Ah, cardio with me can be a real workout ;)
And I can cook well for you too. Any variety of meats? Got that shit down packed. See, I also plan on having a garden of sorts with plants to grow in it. Something as sweet as strawberries. Or anything else you'd have in mind.
>>5870762
If you know how to cook that would be great. I can teach you all the health stuff about food so you can be muscular and last as long as me sexually.
I like strawberries a bunch. I like growing spices though like rosemary and all of that.
>>5870750
Here's your (You)
Hey guys I'm the macro fag. How do you feel about giant policemen? I'm in a story writin mood again and I got this idea where a former bully of the protag becomes a giant policemen and runs into the protag years later
>>5870781
I've got a rosemary bush too!
And massages after working out? I know all the right spots, sexual or otherwise.
From your neck, down your back, and even further down.
Haven't ever spent much time flirting, but I'd love to continue
>>5870740
Sounds like a couple of virgins. Cringe is more like it.
>>5870835
It's still cute familia.
SP & Jupp #2?
>>5870869
Fingers crossed.
>>5870884
Aw damn, military guy's gone away
Come back, love.
>>5870897
you know it was maki, right?
>>5870573
19.
My mum asked me if I had done anything with anyone towards the end of the last year (it was February at the time) and I told her that I'd been sexual with a guy. She asked me if I'd tried being with a girl yet, and ever since I told her I was bisexual (total top), she clung to the prospect of me dating a woman. I since forced her to accept it. My dad has no issues and just wants me to be happy and successful.
I didn't tell anyone and still don't. If people ask, then I don't mind, but I don't care.
>>5870911
Don't care anymore.
Still made my day a little better
I was at a damn funeral
is my bf /masc/?
Fuck, guys.
I don't even want the everlasting boyfriend stuff yet. I just want to meet interesting and witty people. I haven't been involved in anything with anybody in ages and I just want some nice company. Damn you causality, can't you meet me halfway and at least try to make my youth worthwhile a little?
dieting and lifting at the same time to reduce body fat is the worst.
I'm hungry
>>5870573
> 2011
> mother asks me if I'm gay
> she's dying inside, she knows I am but is terribly afraid of the truth
> tell her I'm still figuring things out (I was) and I would keep her updated
>2014
> tell her I'm gay
> she cries a lot for two weeks
> asks me to remain in the closet for at least a few more years
> lol no
> we have some heart to heart talks, we cry a bit together about some stuff
> she quickly became supportive and now is chill as fuck about it all
> brother
> always knew
> mother told him
> "lol you didn't know?"
> sister-in-law
> genuinely happy because I came out
> father
> won't hear a word of it
> falls back into depression
> months before he's even close to mentioning that I'm gay
> slowly comes to it
> he's kinda accepting now but not as much as he likes to make himself into
> quickly becomes enraged when the subject is brought up
> I can see the existential horror on his eyes when the subject of faggotry comes into discussion in any family gathering
> he's had a lot of problems with his father, my grandfather, and they've been reconnecting for these last few years
> if my grandfather knew it would put all their reconnecting at stake bc grandfather is an irrational and judgemental old man
>>5870971
> tfw lack of boyfriend is only a symptom of a greater problem
> tfw loneliness is the true feel we have to carry
> tfw we are isolated, apart from others because so is the human condition
> tfw the individual is it's own hell
>>5870950
Why are you even on here and not constantly either having sex or cuddling?
>>5871003
i'm on vacation, not seeing him for 20 days
>>5870983
his doesn't behave too alpha-y, if that's what u mean
>>5871016
>vacationing from heaven
I fucking hate people who can have things I can't even dream of having.
>>5870797
How good are you at messages? So good that when you touch my muscular back ill keep squirming and eventually just throw you on the bed and dominate you?
You know you're really cute tbqh...I like your mannerisms and you seem sweet.
>>5871016
He seems adorable.
You should be happy you have a good bf.
>>5871028
I studied the muscles in the back for a bit, so yes, I hope you would squirm in ecstasy before flipping me over and ramming me
Is it really you maki? Or some other person
Haven't even been here long enough to know who he is.
Either way, I'd love to continue this
>>5871039
Ah there you are.
Glad you're back :)
Funeral was my grandfather, but eh what can you do y'know?
>>5871021
anon you'll find a qt bf soon, no need to dream.
>>5871033
i'm actually very happy, posted on gaygen tho and they called me fat
>>5871045
No offense, but how did you get a boyfriend like that?
Is he a sloppy bottom who likes fisting and you're willing to put up with it? Or is it an open relationship?
>>5871028
Ditch that zero and get with a hero.
I'm a qualified physio and sports masseur.
Muscles ain't got shit on me. I make them my bitch
