>decide to finally come out to parents
>call them into the living room, ask them to take a seat as I have something important to tell them
>they share a look but do as I ask
>"mum, dad, I'm a girl. I've always been a girl"
>ask them to call me Candy from now on, use female pronouns, refer to me as their daughter etc
>distribute printed handout outlining proposed timetable for my transition including hormone regimen and diagram showing how my penis can be turned into a viable vagina (pic related)
>mum is in tears at this point, asking where they went wrong
>dad hasn't said a word, jaw clenched, fists shaking, looking at the floor possibly to stop himself from taking a swing at me
>"mum, dad, I'm only joking. I'm not a tranny, I'm just gay"
>confused silence
>dad gets up, visibly relieved, slaps me on the back of the head then gives me a hug
>mum is still sort of broken, but when she eventually speaks she tells me she loves me
Couldn't have gone better desu. Thanks for existing, trannies.
>>5859087
Nice Bait
Nobody's this autistic
>>5859087
Trannies B T F O
>things that happened
>>5859087
>op pic
>>5859087
sick prank i r8 8/8 #epic #wow
>>5859087
i giggled
>>5859087
As a trans girl. You're welcome, kek.
>>5859087
Okay I admit... That made me laugh a little anon
>>5859087
your welcome
>>5859087
>>"mum, dad, I'm only joking. I'm not a tranny, I'm just gay"
>>confused silence
>>dad gets up, visibly relieved, slaps me on the back of the head then gives me a hug
I smiled.
>>5859087
>old penile inversion pic
niceme.me and nice b8
>>5862641
my welcome? what about it anon
>>5862711
What do they do now?
>>5862711
-WHATS THE PASSWORD
-....
-WHATS THE PASSWORD
-...Lalilulelo?
>>5859087
My mum just wanted me to be gay.
She thought I was building up to telling her something and she guessed I was going to come out as gay, probably because she snuck into my room when I wasn't paying attention and had /lgbt/ tabs open.
So she kicks me out and still finds room to drop "man" and "son" when addressing me in our communications, far more than she ever did when I was closeted... I can understand why she's uncomfortable using female pronouns and descriptors, but going out of her way to misgender me like that and wondering why I don't want to pick up the phone?
>>5863337
the new penile inversion and the scrotal-inlay. the difference being the scrotal-inlay uses hairy ball skin to line the vagina so you end up with your vagina coughing up hair balls.
>>5863403
lmao
when will those hairballs come out ?
should I be worried ?
been almost a year and so far none
>>5863425
did you get hair removal down there before surgery?
it's the last place i'd want electrolysis unless i had some serious local anaesthetic.
>>5863441
nah suporn removed it during surgery
>>5863446
as in he just gave it a shave? wouldn't it grow back?
>>5863449
no he removes the hair folicles and due to the new environment the skin changes over time to normal vaginal tissue
>>5863464
environment is the same
you have hair there, go to gynecologist and check it
>>5863519
>environment is the same
>wet and moist
unless you are fat your balls aren't wet and moist m8
maybe it is an infection, go to a doctor if yours are wet and moist pls
>you have hair there
nope saw my vagina and my vulva plenty of times
no hair there
>>5863533
How do you see your vagina do you self speculum?
>>5863540
had a few checkups in thailand with speculum and one back home cause my family doctor was curious
>>5863558
"curious"
>>5863589
>a M.D. who has never seen a post op made with a non-penile technique is curious about the outcome and structure
how weird :0
>>5859087
I knew you were shitting on my face when you used the name Candy
next time use a more credible name like Aidiana or Galaxia
>>5863602
Had they seen a penile technique?
>>5863620
once back when she was studying
>>5863602
this thread killed my boner
fuck you guys. you are disgusting
god damnit i would live to be a thousand years old and never would have imagined hair growing in a vagina
fucking hell. im gonna go watch midget porn, maybe that'll do the trick
>>5864035
heres another fact: there have been multiple cases where teeth grow inside a (cis woman's) vagina. you can look it up and find some pretty cool images
>>5864076
no there hasn't you lying fuck
>>5864175
wikipedia actually cites dermoid cysts too, which is completely different and even less resembling teeth.
>>5864180
we know, pal, we know
