There's something magical about a repeating set of digits when you post. Like it automatically gives your post more authority and recognition just because you got two repeating numbers.
Lets all get dubs and take easy!
Tinychatnotgaygen
Last thread.
>>5844273
>find dude who shares several opinions as you, has god-tier taste, and despite is flaws is bro-tier.
>having the hardest time trying not to sperg out and reveal my completely homosexual lust for him
>having the hardest time trying to be natural and not attempting to be perfect for him
what do
>>5848957
if hes str8 youre fucked
Help. My boyfriend of two years took up smoking, how do I convince him that he's a fucking retard and get him to stop before his skin turns to leather and he can't move 5 metres before going into a coughing fit?
>>5848963
Tell him you dump him if he continues because you hate the stench.
>>5848963
Tell him it makes his cum taste gross so you can't blow him anymore.
At 5'10 what is best twink status? My current goal is 130.
>>5848963
Stop being nagging wife. Sometimes you need it. Coffee, beer, smoke. If myone night stand doesn't offeer coffee and smoke in the mirning it's over.
>>5848997
Coffee and beer are fine and I have no problem with them, but paying out the ass to wreck your health is fucking stupid.
>>5848963
My bf smokes too, but not enough to taste gross. He said his ex tried to pressure him into quitting and then said he'd quit if we're still together after 5 years. So basically if we last that long I'll either marry him if he quits or dump his sorry ass.
>>5848997
Smoking is absolutely disgusting and if you need a drag in your life to "relax" you need to grow up.
>went to Sydney Mardi Gras
>stayed at Wake Up hostel, have like 12 people sleeping in same room but they are all chill
>meet a qt from Denmark who stays at same hostel for same reason
>make out, he wants to sleep in my room because his room mates are kind of uptight and boring
>other room mates bring their fuck buddies and gfs/bfs in the room too so it's ok
>the beds are single beds so have to spoon really close, it's really hot so be only in boxers
>get boner but know that we're surrounded by other people, it's the lower bunk with only a big scarf as a cover
>he has his arm around me, on my tummy, it goes lower
>whisper to him to stop but he says he's so horny
>turn around so we can kiss, he starts dry humping me, the bed is squeaking and the blanket makes sound when he jacks me off
>try to cum as silent as I can
>he starts fingering my ass but say I'm not prepared for that, hear a snicker from some of the beds
>just jack him off
>it's silent, some minutes later the British dude in the bunk above mine says "yup, good night", everyone in their beds start laughing
>tfw it was so embarrassing but also the hottest thing I've ever done
>>5848975
Yeah that is a littlw too skinmy imo. Thats unhealthy.
Go for 65kg instead, it will be much better
>meet a qt from Denmark who stays at same hostel for same reason
>make out, he wants to sleep in my room because his room mates are kind of uptight and boring
Explain how you went from meeting a stranger to making out pls. Like, exactly what did you say and do?
I hate humanity and have no escape.
>>5849149
We met at hostel party, there was quite some people who were there for Mardi Gras. He was traveling alone and asked if I had anyone to go with to the festival. I'm not sure if he had a bf back home or not, he said it's complicated and wanted to have fun here.
>tfw you hear the national anthem of Japan "kimi ga yo" and start crying
>you will never die for Japan
>You will never be Japanese
>you will always be some dipshit from America
I wish I was a Japanese citizen. I want to die for kawaii people. If we fight China I legit would join the military get a combat role to fight those faggots.
I hate China Koreans niggers and racism.
>>5848957
>Try to slip by gay remarks that I could play off as jokes if he doesn't get it.
>He doesn't get it.
>Explain the joke.
>He laughs them off
I'm just wasting my time in terms of emotions, right? Oh well good friends are good.
>HE'S NOT GAY
What's his name, /gaygen/?
>>5849387
martin ;^;
>>5849387
Austin
>>5849387
Austin
>>5849387
Austin
>>5849387
Texas
>>5849387
B:\shut down\depression
>>5849580
edit depression.bat
echo
>tfw no bf
>>5849580
my nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79yb5zY21Fk
er circe senpai idk if you're aware but there's people posting the url for your nsfw tumblr in other threads, hope you see this xxx
>>5849623
OH MY GOD, CALL THE POLICE, THE ATTENTION WHORES ARE GETTING UNWANTED ATTENTION!!!1111!1!
>>5849143
130 isn't even underweight bmi. :^) thank you for your input though.
Is it possible to have a tushy too small and tight for bottoming?
It doesn't matter how much lube we use or how much I stretch before hand, I can't take my bfs dick without feeling like I'm getting teared in two, and he's not even big down there tbvqh
>>5849877
post a pic senpai
>>5849877
You're not mentally prepared for the d. Go and train young padawan.
Tfw at work
Tfw no dick to sniff
>>5849897
gatch post snatch
>>5849623
I guess i should've seen this coming.
>>5850117
No, I'm trying to be more pure for bf.
>>5850149
he wont mind. I'm sure he knows your a slutty little boy from when he met you. Met him on grindr?
Are gay black guys right to complain constantly about no one wanting to hook up with them?
hey my particle accelerator actually worked
go me!
>>5850172
Maybe if they stopped getting aids, people would hook up with them more.
>>5850172
Everyone has the right to complain about what they want, the question is will complaining change anything. Should we force people to date people that are outside of their preferences? In that case I can't wait for people to date me despite my small penis.
>>5850175
here is a picture of the ionising anode
>>5850177
you nean 5256?
thats not me
>>5850181
>you nean 5256?
>thats not me
No. the one on tc. He had only 3 numbers IIRC
>>5850172
They can complain all they want, it won't make them attractive.
That's all niggers do, just complain about everything. They never strive to solve the problem themselves. I guess that explains why they have never contributed anything of worth to humanity.
>>5850185
oh, idk. I dont use the tinychat
>>5850190
>implying rightwingers arent the biggest complainers of all
>>5850194
Actually no, that's the lefties. One day it's screaming about gender-specific bathrooms, the next day its screaming for the right to cut your son's cock off just because he picked up a Barbie doll in the toy shop.
>>5850157
Actually no. I went to a gay Club he thought I was cute and waived my cover since he was a bartender. Hung out then here we are.
>>5850200
That's not how it works /pol/ besides weren't you fucking a trans for a while?
>>5850210
And I broke up with them because they started transitioning. Your point?
>>5850172
>Are gay black guys right to complain constantly about no one wanting to hook up with them?
not if they are actually complaining about no WHITE guys want to hook up with them. White guys are just like them. They prefer white guys.
I'm not aware that black guys have problems banging black guys
>>5850213
but you want to get in circe's pants?
>>5850236
Nah I was just making it feel bad. You read too much into my posts.
>>5850230
>I'm not aware that black guys have problems banging black guys
they do actually. That's why they complain when the whites don't want them. Because they don't want other blacks either.
fucking shit i just failed my drivers knowledge test by 2 questions because fuck me for wanting to drive past a school bus at 20 mph instead of 25
>>5850248
i feel the same way when i hear a fat guy talking about how no qt twinks will give them a chance. well duh they want qt twinks too just like you fatty
>>5850256
what country? when a school bus is stopped?
how are you going to pass school bus at 25 mph
>>5850279
usa
stopped obviously
>cute new face on grindr
>message him
>meanwhile about 5 minutes into our converstation
>Him: "Hey do you feel that?"
>Me: "What?"
>Him: "THE BERN STUPID, ARE YOU FEELING THE BERN!?"
>Me: "Are you only on here to talk about Bernie Sanders"
>Him: "is it wrong to use this app for two purposes?"
>Me: "No, so does that mean you're looking for someone?"
>Him: "No, I have a boyfriend"
I fucking hate this app and Bernie supporters.
>>5850283
can you feel it, anon?
can you feel the bern, inside of you?
>tfw I never get dubs
>tfw I never get anything
Why was I always so deprived of things people take for granted? Why did no one ever care for me as much as I care about them? When is it going to be my turn to get what I want? Fucking repeating digits.
How werid is it to never use any artifical lube and only masturbate with your own salvia?
>>5850297
not weird at all. that's what i do
>>5850297
I think it's weird how some jewish barbarism managed to survive to the 21st century.
>>5850297
From someone who is uncut I find that disgusting tbqh, I hope you at least floss and use mouthwash before doing it because your mouth gets nasty through the day and that's not something I would want on my dick.
>>5850310
you could alternatively just spit into your hand
>>5850256
You sound cute. Are you cute?
Youll pass next time anon dont worry.
>>5850290
You can live through these dubs friend.
>>5850281
when a school bus is stopped letting people off i think you are supposed to stop??? they have a little stop sign on the side of them that pops out!
>>5850323
i was saying it'd make a difference spitting into your hand rather than licking it so your mouth wouldnt get "nasty" as the one guy put it
I'm setting up grindr.
Just a touch scared, lots of touches nervous.
>>5850325
Oh .. nah I never do that. I don't want to taste my own cum.
>>5850330
>I don't want to taste my own cum
what are you, straight?
>>5850325
I think you misunderstood, whether you spit in your hand or directly into your dick doesn't matter, but if you spit in your hand I hope you washed your hand first and cleaned your mouth.
I didn't say it sounded disgusting because of penis in mouth, but spit from mouth on dick. People have nasty mouths most of the day.
>>5850332
yeah ... I am only attracted to guys, not the actual gay things
don't know what that makes me actually
>>5850328
RIP Circe
Literally going to catch aids
>>5850338
homoromantic
>>5850350
just to clarfiy, I want to but my benis in a guys butt :DD
>>5850213
Why would you do that? They could have used your support.
>>5850356
then what do you mean by "gay things"? if you're just grossed out by cum that's normal
>>5850339
I thought cirque had aids already. She definitely has the right colour to catch it.
>>5849387
Olly
>>5850366
>then what do you mean by "gay things"?
you know ... "the gay things"
I feel it guys... I can feel it!! It's all so clear now
>>5849387
>implying that him being gay would make any difference
;_;
>>5850376
i've got bad news for you
>>5850388
precisely this.
its far worse falling for a gay guy that wants to have nothing to do with you, then for a straight guy. at least it makes more sense towards the straight guy.
>>5850376
He means the gay things like straight man poo poo.
>>5850359
Would you rather they be stuck in a relationship with someone who doesn't care for them any more? Also what about me? People always forget that a relationship involves 2 people and the one breaking up is always demonised, especially if it's a male4girltinker relationship because muh tranny hugbox.
is it gay to recieve through a glory hole?
>>5850450
You sound like an awful person. I understand if you don't like them, but you just seem so cruel. I hope this is just an act for gg.
>>5850454
why would you ever want to do that? any thrills from the anonymity and taboo should be instantly outweighed by the sheer grossness and danger of it all
i at least hope that by receiving you mean oral
Im done with the straight man poo thing.
Im starting to say it in real life and its way too stupid.
I forced it on fit though and they keep saying it.
>>5850480
What does it even mean to be a proud gay man? If one can be proud of their sexuality and not their lifestyle choices and general betterment I see it as a cultural issue pertaining to so called LGBT movement whose arbitrary course has become somewhat misdirected ot misinterpreted, asking for recognition and acceptence through undermining and trivializing ancient values of once healthy and fruitful society that dissmis them as undesirables. While it is perfectly righteous to seek the betterment of LGBT in the society, its representatives should be renown homosexual men with more important role in society than some obsolete liberal arts majors spending their days on Grindr. Such people, if given more voice and recognition in spite of very prevalent degeneracy in this infatile culture of fun, could actually give young homosexual men something to aspire to. I myself realized that being a homosexual doesn't need to lead men to destructive lifestyles of insignificance and cheap thrills that are easy to find in such closed circles, but that "separation" can actually become the ground on which we, as men, can build ourselves even more so than any heterosexuals could dream of. I base this claim on the great historical inventors and authors confirmed and rumored to have been homosexuals and on my own path that led me to the life where I stopped just seeking pleasure and avoiding pain and I transcended the 'issue' of my homosexuality after my mind dwelled in that dark place of modern 'gay lifestyle' by focusing on things that matter to my heart, my passion and my romantic and intellectual interests. With homosexuality, gays also 'inherit' great sensibility and can also gain instant support from their community just for being who they are and can use it to better themselves. We are all treading on the path of many other homosexuals throughout history who struggled much more than we can dream of, who kinda made this reality for us where we can do more than enjoy smelling poo.
I wonder if you guys talk this much shit per usual or you just desperetely want to end on on twitter page
I will die alone in sadness and misery.
>>5850526
May I join you in dying in sadness and misery?
>>5850522
Literally that page was my quotes. Im doing nothing differently.
>>5850536
s-sure
>>5850457
>breaking up to spare them being in a relationship with someone that doesn't love them any more makes me an awful person
oh okay thank you for your helpful insight, you've really made me rethink everything with that post
>>5850450
but swede is a tranny and your dating him?
>>5850570
Yes but I'm a real anime girl so it all cancels out.
>>5850554
Thanks! I'll get my tools and we'll build the best Dying-in-misery-shed ever!
>>5850575
Disclaimer because you retards always take my posts literally and I know this could be twisted so badly: Swede is not a tranny, I was just making a meme.
>>5850583
but he crossdresses
>>5850522
I had forgotten about it. But now I'm going to start shitposting harder. Already two posts in!
>>5850585
Crossdressing does not make you a tranny, neither does trapping.
>>5850600
If you say so.
>>5850600
Post more pictures of yourself in panties.
This chaser needs more big hairy guys in women's clothing.
>>5850616
I'm 16 in those pics, you fucking pedo.
>>5850608
>Crossdresser = wearing female clothes, is male
>Trapping = wearing female clothes and passing without HRT/surgery or using female pronouns, is male
>Tranny = wearing female clothes, HRT/surgery (probs still won't pass lmao), identifies as a grill
Trannies have tried to steal the word 'trap' to refer to themselves, primarily because of /v/ /b/ etc. 'culture' revolving around idolising traps and trannies are all attentionwhores so they call themselves traps for attention.
>>5850655
but swede is on the verge of it then no? just look at him
>>5850673
He's on the verge between crossdressing and trapping, just like your parents are on the verge between divorcing and disowning you.
>>5850687
>buy stone island beanie bc charity shop bargain
>get randomly stopped by chavs just so they can compliment me on my hat every 5 minutes
stone island = meme brand
>>5850687
he used to censor his penis though didn't he?
>tfw everyone's hanging out with other people and I'm just sitting at home all week.
Well I guess that's what antidepressants are for.
> slowly developing eating disorder.
Iwanttogetoffmrboneswildride.jpg
Fun fact, as a gay male yall are 3-5* more likely to develop an eating disorder. Higher than straight women.
Why am I not as cool as other namefags? What does it take?
>>5850736
It's not your fault you're not cute, but there's not much you can do about it either.
>>5850724
So do most people. Showing the penis is lewd, whereas showing the boiipuccii is perfectly acceptable in today's society. Also this is a blue board.
>>5850736
Being an underage neo nazi drug addict steroid abusing Trump-supporting pedophile who doesn't recycle, reads the Daily Mail and votes UKIP usually helps.
>tfw fapping to gay porn more and more
>tfw it feels way better than fapping to women
Am I fucked?
>>5850742
I guess your right. Sorry. I just think everyone is a tranny tbqh
>>5850724
literally has had tranny therapy
denies it now ofc
>>5850752
Also it seems you can't handle the bantz. :^)
>>5850759
You sure told me.
>>5850744
Yes. You've caught the gay.
>>5850744
go to chaturbate, cam4 or omegle, watching whores doing it live it's even more exhilarating.
>>5850744
depends, what does pic related do to you?
>>5850756
when did he have it? how do you know?
>>5850768
Maybe you should Just lighten up.
>>5850819
I'm not even mad. I just wanna be cool. Ok?
>>5850813
Don't engage him or believe him on anything to do with Swede. He's still salty about getting e-dumped a year later lmao
:^)
>>5850823
If you really want to be well liked all you have to do:
1. Stay name fag, don't trip.
2. Be cute, providing pics sometimes but not everytime.
3. Be funny.
Be engaging and a conversation starter when possible.
Honestly it's not worth the effort. This place is a shit hole.
Poo guy just got banned on fit. Lel
>>5850792
I'm not repulsed by it, I find it normal....and I find it a little bit arousing, just a little bit though.
Fuck me, am I fucked?
>>5850832
yh listen to the guy who swede successfully whipped into cuckery instead lol
>>5850845
Better hurry up and download Grindr, bruh.
You can still pull the "curious straight" card and get with 10/10s even if you're a 1/10
>>5850853
he a cuck now?
>>5850845
next thing you know you will be transitioning
Wow, so grindr was like immediately beneficial
Hanging out with a big tall chubby looking nerd cutie later tonight~
>>5850853
>>5850859
I'm afraid of getting HIV and embarrassing myself. I'm a khv.
>>5850864
>big tall chubby looking nerd
I hope you don't mind the smell of cheetos
S H I T O R I S
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>>5850896
>not shitina
>>5850902
Oh and before you try to say any shit about money or drugs or anything, we both know that's a load of bullshit churned up by your retarded little nu-gaygen friends.
Now before this discussion gets bad and you let slip something personal about him, let's just end it here. It will be more fun making you jealous when I'm over there in a few days.
>>5850873
just don't do anal and you won't get aids. i really would suggest against trying it until you find somebody whom you trust and is nice (and clean) since doing it properly can take a lot of time and effort
being afraid of embarrassing yourself is perfectly normal, but the nervousness of a date will melt away within the first few minutes. also remember they'll be just as nervous as you
>>5850837
Thanks. I support namefaggotry over tripping for sure. It is powerful and far more cool. That surely makes me much cooler alone, doesn't it? Look at me mommy, I'm namefagging. I always namefagged here. Tripfags are peasants. I'd rather kill myself than tripped.
>>5850915
>suggest against
advice against*
>>5850908
You give swede money or something?
Oh baby baby how was I supposed to know that something wasnt right here? Oh babybaby I shouldnt have let you goOoOoOoOo
>>5850945
I've given money to a few friends in dire need of it, as any good friend would do. I'm fortunate enough to not really assign worth to anything under £50 so it doesn't mean anything to me. The money is more use to them, I'd just end up spending it on drugs and vape juices 2bh.
>>5850939
I'm sorry for the outburst. I just feel so strongly towards you... we should be together. idk where im going with this im too bored to finish it
<3
>>5850965
ewh
Would I be a terrible person if I wore one of these to get guys?
>>5850994
no just odd
>>5850987
come to daddy <3
>>5850966
I hope I don't smell like somthing I dont eat.
>>5850966
>code lyoko
wow I had forgotten about that show
>>5850994
Just do your squats and deadlifts, they're good for you.
>>5851003
It would be weird to smell of vegetables 2bh
>>5851002
please stop (you)ing me
>>5851002
Is 5652 cute? Send me his pic on Skype.
>Sort of fetishized having a big ass
>Worked glutes every day
>Now ass feels like it's too big
>Can't reverse it now
>>5851003
why are you still alive
Can you even become a true twink if you're naturally hairy, like mid-high tier hairy? The more weight I lose, the shittier (I feel) I look + working out sucks when I feel like fainting because I eat like a baby bird + the waxing is pure torture + don't get me started on having to shave twice a day...
Someone please remind me why I'm supposed to be doing this. Remind me that no one will love me otherwise or something. Idk. Shame me!
>>5851015
>too big
no such thing dude. Post now!
>>5851034
You're never going to achieve a twinky or even just an attractive body. You're going into starvation mode which is hindering your progress.
This is not meant to motivate you. Consider suicide.
>>5851019
Because suicides not my thing. I've tried
>>5851034
You can do it anon, I have faith in you!
>>5851041
>starvation mode
I hate this meme.
The body's metabolic response to restrictive diets isn't as extreme as dickheads make it out to be.
>>5851056
It's better to do blast cuts for like 2 weeks, then 2 weeks at just below maintenance, then another 2 weeks blast cutting and so on.
>>5851034
go otter mode, twinks are shit anyways
>tfw dragon dick arrived today
>tfw got fucked too hard by a tattood guy wearing an ankle monitor
brb deleting grindr
Im so happy this gen split off into two other generals.
Time to burn this bridge.
>>5849623
Post link
I love you all.
Thanks for turning me gay.
>>5851243
You're'er're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-Fl_xGpyY
tfw u will never be 6yos again
>>5851203
It's 2.5 inches diameter at the max, not exactly small ;~;
>>5851305
>>5851339
Please learn to use girth instead of diameter
>>5851203
on prep.
>>5851339
My dick has like 4 inches of circumference which is small, your dildo is like a child's toy.
>>5851369
Jealous. If I'm ever single again I'm hopping on prep so fast. Not that I'd be some load guzzler but the extra protection is nice.
>people are unironically saying straight man poo
What have I done?
>>5851339
So about 7.5 girth. Why? For what reason? That's just so extra.
>>5851384
playing a cumdump is kinda cool sometimes. wouldn't have fucked the prison guy otherwise.
going to quit slutting after college tho. it gets old faster than you think.
>>5851420
>it gets old faster than you think.
I mean, i guess for some people
>>5851473
Koreans r qt tho
>>5851480
They either have that fucked up gook look, or look like women.
>>5851499
They're still the most attractive asians
>>5851420
Keep in mind prep only prevents aids/hiv. There's a whole host of other things you can contract. Be careful.
>>5851507
Low bar.
>>5850736
you are the coolest namefag slav
>>5848957
same situation, it hurts :c
>>5851534
I don't really believe in prince charming.
I want someone to live life with.
To learn about and fall in love with and come to care for and share all my life's joys and sorrows
To bond with someone so tightly I would care for them the same and maybe more than I do for myself.
I did think i'd already found one, tho..
.. i thought i did, at least.
</3
tfw no qt fat bf
>>5851637
Why do you want
>>5851665
Because they're big and warm and strong and cuddly?
>>5851637
>tfw no qt fat bf that I can take to the gym and whip into shape
>>5851680
But femboys and twinks are infinitely better
>>5851690
are you straight?
>>5851690
I'm already waify enough myself
I want someone with shoulders I can ride and arms and back to pick me up and a big bearded face I can kiss.
>>5851703
Nice meme, fat and hair is disgusting. People who cant take care of themselves are not attractive
>>5851708
And I want you to fuck off.
>>5851708
but you should be in relationships with those other straight waifs, don't corrupt the gay gene pool
>>5851715
I just want a bear husband, ok
let me have my dream
Does anybody else love the r9gay?
There's nothing more cute than a little wiener whiny straight trying to be gay because he's so beta.
>>5851723
be with the other twinks
bears<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<literally every other kind of guy
>>5851734
I'm just not attracted to twinks enough to date one
If I'm gonna be, like, waking up with someone most mornings, i need my hairy furnace bf
>>5851765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksz4NAM94Rw
>>5851765
>hairy furnace
Pretty sure this guy is a serial killer
>>5851881
what makes you say that?
>>5850744
>Start watching older porn
>Wait some of these dudes are familiar
>It's the Gachimuchi guys
>getting older
>still alone
>university didn't offer courses I need to graduate this upcoming fall/summer
Just fuck me up dude. Mother fuck.
Just keeps delaying my shit.
check em
>>5850965
>vaping
gross
>>5851969
those tattoos make mine look elegant in comparison
>>5852000
>>5851969
rawr
>>5851930
>Gachimuchi guys
Who?
>He's cute, has a good sense of humor, and completely into you
>His profile reads like a 1950's diner sign
Ah well, I wish I could just be one of those pol-gays
how do I attract jewish men
>>5852210
Come on there HAVE to be at least a few jewish guys who find the idea of corrupting a pure little white boy irresistible
How goes it gaygen
>>5850915
how much cum can you swallow without getting aids?
>>5852250
a cup
>>5852250
3 liters per year
>>5852250
any semen you swallow will just get digested like the rest of your food. the only way you could get aids via oral is if you have a big cut or something in your mouth or on your lips.
who here feelin /shady/?
