>tfw bisexual
>Tfw like the smell of all poo.
Look at the man in your image.
Would you like to smell HIS poo?
It is only acceptable to want to eat/sniff/smear the shit of 2D girls all over yourself.
I wish I didn't hate the smell. I get turned off having vanilla sex with a woman sometimes just because I can smell her butt. It makes me disinterested in anal sex. I've never been with a man whose butt wasn't very clean but I would not want to be.
If I was into the smell then I feel I would have an advantage at convincing people to rim me, because I would be able to explain why the smell is enjoyable. Maybe you can explain. Right now I hate hate hate it but maybe I can learn.
straight man poo is still /lgbt/'s best meme