Lesbian General: The Great Debate edition
Are you team tits? Or team ass? Or is team v the master race?
team girl tinkler :^)
I think I'm team ass, since I like to look at nice girls butts, but it is so good when girls embrace you against her breasts
I dont like big butts neither big tits tho
Tits > the V > arse
All other views are heretical.
>tfw rejected from dream job after lengthy interview process
>tfw curl up on the bed to cry for a bit
>tfw girlfriend sits and stares at me awkwardly
>tfw realize she doesn't know how to comfort people
people shouldn't be allowed to be this autistic
Team twig here. I much prefer tall slender girls.
>>5841424
Curl up in her lap.
>>5841424
>she doesn't know how to comfort people
I don't know either.
Team ass.
Not that I hate big tits. Love them. But it's like a girl with perfect tits and a flabby ass? Pass. A girl with small/weak tits but a great ass? I will be fine. Maybe it's because I have a decent set of tits myself so it's kind of meh to have more.
Second to ass is vagina. Pretty pussy all day erry day.
I like falling asleep on a nice girl's boobs
>>5841424
maybe she just doesn't like you
>>5841424
I don't know how to deal with crying either. I'd probably just bring you a cupcake or something. I'll likely do anything possible to stop a girl from crying if it's within my power but if it's not I'll just stand their awkward. My best friend from high school had issues once where her dad was late on a visa thing and about to be deported for a month before he could come back and she found out and started crying. I was just so freaked out on what to do I offered her to stay at my house and just busted that out on my parents. Mom got pissed at me but then just gave up cause she felt bad too.
>not even autistic
>my family just isn't a crying family I wasn't raised this way
>if a guy cries idgaf man up loser
>girl cries I freak out trying to figure out how to make the bad thing stop
>like in your case I probably wouldn't touch/comfort you
>but I'd call around business connections trying to find you another dream job desperately
>don't ever try to comfort me while crying it's a rare horrible thing
>if it happens there's nothing to be done for me just let me run away from you and feelings for a while and ignore that I ever cried
>>5841556
that doesn't mean she likes you, maybe she doesn't want to be alone
There's nothing better than the feeling of her thighs against the sides of your head squeezing down and shaking as you desperately try to keep your rhythm. The sweet slime drooling down your lower face, the light tickles of her her short hairs, the occasional gazes you share when she can manage to look you in the eye between gasps and moans.
Butts are ok if you're using a strap on from behind i guess and boobs are really comfy to lay on.
>>5841556
>tell them what you would want to hear
I'm pretty shit dealing with crying and all. Plus I don't like to touch people because it seems I invade their personal space and hate being touched, apart for my family members and best friend. I can only say bullshit like its going to be alright, even if it's not. But if someone needs my help I'm here. I just don't now how to express it with words or gestures.
>>5841424
>sits and stares at me awkwardly
That's pretty cute tbqh
>>5841424
I have trouble actively comforting people because I want to be left alone when I'm truly upset. I can't operate from a "what would make me feel better" baseline, so I get awkward and uncomfortable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8goV81mY7cs
>>5841771
I just go by the assumption that everybody loves hugs, so....*hug*
>>5841833
The sound of Pokemon Red downloading on my 3DS XL.
>>5841853
I'm a big fan of hugging 99% of the time, but when I'm really upset it feels like my body is overstuffed with feels, and my skin is taut and sensitive. Contact with other people just feels itchy and strange, like small insects or a mild electric current.
>>5841833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxNcKXjfaQo
That fucking episode 12 of the 100. Fuck everyone.
>>5842131
12? You mean 7/"Thirteen"? Because yeah that was rough.
>>5842228
Yeah, I mean 7. Fucking kill me already. She was so hot.
all people who chooses butt are trannies, males and "transbias", so straight men on a form or on another.
>>5841424
>>Gf knows when I'm going to cry before I even start crying like she can sense it
>>I hate crying, I always got mocked for crying and told to grow up as a little kid and to stop crying.
>>Tfw she hugs/cuddles me and kisses me or tries to tickle me until I laugh or she says something funny or brings me food or offers to cook for me.
>>Or if I'm upset for awhile she brings me gifts to cheer me up sometimes
>>But when it comes to HER crying she hates to be comforted in almost anyway most of the time unless she wants my attention to hold her hand or rub her.
Idk what to tell you anon. I feel helpless when she's upset, even when I go out of my way for her like she does for me. I think some people don't know how to be comforting and some people don't like to be comforted.
>>5842250
Too young for me, but her eyes were amazing and watching her emote was a lot of fun. That and I'm a huge sucker for storylines where a badass girl is putty in the hands of another badass girl. So sad to see it all go.
>>5842362
Blame the walking dead for taking her schedule.
>>5842387
I do. I found the way people dumped all the blame on the staff pretty nasty, didn't seem like they had much choice to me.
>>5842362
How old are you?
>>5842408
They could have let her off the show in so many different ways. To kill her, especially in such a weak way, and especially right after she found happiness with another woman? Of course LGBT fans are pissed.
>>5842323
Most likely.
I don't care much for ass or even tits, fitness > nice face >everything else
I think I'm team ass, I just find butt play so much more exciting.
>>Tfw 5'3, skinny, kinda fit and fem
>>Tfw no older taller fem or lipstick gf with big boobs to nuzzle and suck on when I come home from work or early in the mornings..
Which lesgen is the real lesgen?
Shit is confusing
>>5842486
From a writers perspective they wanted to give the pairing some finality, to actually have them be a thing before the tragic end. But they want to keep lesbian romance a thing because it's like the only draw of the show. So next commander will be the cute brunette they literally brought just to be a stand in. "I'm the reincarnation of that lesbian so it's like all her feelings and memories are in me too" consider it replacing a character on the show with a different actress and hoping no one notices.
>>5842486
What's a good reason for her to fuck off and disappear, possibly forever? I can't think of one I like or agree with.
I actually didn't mind how she died. I hate the idea of her dying as the result of losing a fight she was prepared for, one involving grounder weapons -- that would lessen her badassness.
I get why it bugs people that she died right after they had their adorable pillow talk scene, but I can't really say I would have wanted them to get together sooner either. If anything I would have wanted the build-up to be longer, but that wasn't an option. Personally I'm willing to put up with the two scenes being jammed into the same episode for the sake of slow burn.
So I'm fucking sad that she died, and I feel for all the kids who were torn up by it, but I'm not dissatisfied with it from a critical standpoint.
>>5842465
Too old.
>>5842673
I'm glad that they became a thing. Having Lexa just wander off into the sunset with a "someday" would have been deeply infuriating.
>>5842605
this one. I think the old one was tranny bait or at least I ignore it as such because the "couple" looks like trannies.
>>5842673
Is this happening or just wishful thinking? It would be nice if they subverted the old trope like this.
Also - is anyone else having trouble with Captcha today?
>>5842770
Unless the other anon knows something I don't, it's just highly plausible at this point.
No trouble with captcha on my end.
>tfw two lesgens and the 'fake' one is more active than the 'real' one.
Does that mean the fake becomes the real.
What does this mean for the future of lesgen.
When does the city of lights keel over to make way for an optimized new century to promote the greatness of the future kingdom's reign.
>upped my leg days work out yesterday
>aw yes feeling good
>today walking normal, feeling a little sore but ok
>slowly walking down a ramp
>suddenly legs just collapse under me, fall, wtf
>I'm sorry legs
it hurts
>>5843221
Tomorrow's gonna be fun then, third day is always the worst. Good luck.
>>5843113
>city of lights
Not sure if reference
>tfw I think I did something to my knee at the gym today
Already rubbed some stuff on it, hope it's better when I wake up, I don't want to have to lower the weight tomorrow. The gym is the only good thing on my otherwise sad life.
>>5843230
Better fucking not
In the beginning I had doms so bad it hurt for the whole week but powered through and it ended up fine. Lately the only time I feel any soreness is the day after and only the day after. Tomorrow I plan to do some yoga and running. I'll try to keep it slow and steady.
>>5843221
Any other symptoms?
>>5843260
I use a knee brace like this when my knee acts up but then I dislocated it years ago so it's sometimes a fucky bitch about things.
Helps to warm up a lot. I do at least 20 minutes before anything else. Doing stretches to increase mobility in your ankles and hips also helps big time in strengthening your knees in a way.
>>5843294
Nah. Just my thighs feeling sore as per your usual doms bullshit. Except now my knees are kinda scrapped and sore and I felt like a fucktard.
Def gonna do some splits practice stretches with yoga tomorrow. It's painful with doms like this but god it feels amazing after and then nada.
>>5843298
Warming up is really important,I already do 30 min minimum before lifting and then 30 to cool off, didn't even feel anything on my leg until later when I had to go to class and sit for a few hours. But I'll take the stretching advice.
Never really had anything on my knee, so I'm not sure if I'd need a brace (also poorfag), but I'm definitely getting new running shoes as soon as I can. For some reason I've gotten really into running lately.
>>5842770
Well think about it. The writers didn't plan on killing her off but they got the news they had a limited time to use her when they came back from their break. So the guy sat there and drummed up this new backstory and storyline to keep the idea of reincarnation. This whole plot line is a device to kill her without killing her.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I just wanna stop thinking like a preteen guy. All that I think about is boobs...
TFW hkv just
>>5843403
Why anon? Looking at a woman's boobs and butt is a special privilege reserved for girls. Relish in it.
Where do y'all usually go for lesbian porn
>>5843431
Romance novels...
>>5843431
sadpanda, Dynasty and scanlator sites.
>>5843431
Your mother huehue
I just want someone to kiss me. I don't need a relationship anymore. It doesn't have to mean anything. Just to be kissed is enough. I'm so horribly alone.
Team why are there two lesgens on the front page?
>>5843924
Someone fucked up. Others are exacerbating the fuck up. The usual.
>>5843924
The other one was made during the /b/ raid. Hence the fugly pictures
>>5843921
Oh senpai.
>tfw anxiety disorder
>tfw complete neet living with mom and closeted
T E A M V
E
A
M
V
Can I get an amen girls???
Sailor V matriarch of Team V
>>5843979
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...teamclitoristho
>>5843921
Have you ever been kissed before anon?
Long story short I have a casual relationship with a girl and things are really unbalanced since I am more into her than she is into me
Is there a way to even and balance things? Either make her want me more, or just make my devotion to her fuck off and go away?
>>5843994
Well yeah. But I've always hated the C word. It's so ugly, I don't even want to type it. But indeed the C is truly the pinnacle of evolution.
>tfw I am actually living this life
>>5844061
Jelly
Hope y'all will be happy together anon
>>5844061
>tfw you can't spell and it's too early to be drunk
N-no, I'm not j-jelly...
At least I can spell...
>cry
>>5844072
I hope so too. Shes so absolutely stunning and amazing. Im seriously going to fall in love with her head over heels.
>>5844061
> Vivianne
I love that name
But anyway that's so awesome anon, congrats!
>>5844136
All we have to do is find some magical place where we can carve Eleanor+Vivianne forever or something equally cheesy.
>>5844173
That sounds amazing honestly.. I'm a sucker for cheesy romance
>>5844022
Don't worry, she'll eventually find a dick and settle with it. So run away while you can.
>>5844203
This literally happened to me. She runs the queer student union at my college now while shes in a hetero relationship and I was the only girl she'd ever dated.
>>5844233
I was the only girl both of my exes had dated.
They were both god-fucking-awful in bed.
One of them cheated on me with a dude and then left me for him, and then cheated on HIM less than a month later and left him for some other dude. She had problems. But I was also completely in love with her and it was great while it lasted. 10/10 would do again.
The second one was an abusive tumblrite who kept saying things like "with women you have to make the side dish the main meal. its like being a vegetarian." and talking about how much she missed dick. She was a dumb, self-centered bitch AND an SJW. I hope she rots in hell.
this has been me telling you all about my dating history for no fucking reason
>>5841545
>>girl cries I freak out trying to figure out how to make the bad thing stop
I'm the same way. Unfortunately, I've had an ex gf who was hella manipulative and used her tears to control my behavior. I don't like to throw around the phrase 'emotional abuse', but I'm pretty sure that is what she was doing to me. The worst part, our mutual friends thought that I was the bully/abuser in the relationship because she was always more upset than me. I don't think she was doing it on purpose either. I think that's just the way she is.
Gold stars only
k thx
>>5844268
>tfw FWB with a bislut who has never been tarnished by a male penis
>"sorry anon, I'm not ready for a relationship"
H-hold me /Lesgen
>>5844241
Same here, have only been with straight girls, while they had a boyfriend or not. It's really depressing when you know only straight or bi-curious bitches can be into you.
>>5844241
I tried to date a political lesbian once. I met someone who was:
1. local,
2. in my age range,
3. in my attractiveness range, and
4. not an ex gf of one of my close friends.
This is amazing in my mid-sized suburban city. "How is this possible?" I thought. Too good to be true. I should have known that if she was an actual lesbian she would be dating one of my friends by now.
In her defense, she didn't lead me on after I started being very blunt and forward. She "identified as a lesbian," but I figured out she really just wanted to be a part of "the community". When I flirted with her, she used the opportunity to try to become friends. Fine, nbd. When I escalated flirting, she told me she didn't want a sexual relationship with anyone. I asked her what her type was, suggesting I could introduce her to someone. She said she was "homo-amorous", but not attracted to women sexually. Is this actually a thing, or is it just an excuse to move in les circles?
I drunk dialed her once, spewing garbage about how I just wanted to come over and cuddle without kissing or having sex. Still feel pretty embarrassed and shitty about that. It's hard to feel holier-than-thou after that lame stunt.
>>5844348
> She "identified as a lesbian," but I figured out she really just wanted to be a part of "the community".
> She said she was "homo-amorous", but not attracted to women sexually.
So a fucking straight chick, then.
She sounds like an SJW. Tell her she's appropriating lesbian culture and it's offensive. I want to see her head explode.
>>5844369
Why are straight girls so offended when I say I'd slap their shit if they wanted to "experiment" with me?
>>5844385
>tfw no gf to slap my shit
>>5844385
But anon, you're supposed to be a compliant fuckdoll to fulfill their straight-bitch experimental phase! How dare you have feelings and needs of your own!
>>5844369
She was actually pretty cool (if you can get past the political lesbianism). Maybe I'm just blinded by her looks though. I probably won't pick a fight with her. Being a political lesbian is pretty annoying, but I've forgiven much uglier women for much worse.
>>5844389
>no gf to slap and spank
>no one to enslave
>no one to thank me for being my slave
>>5844401
>tfw no gf's hair to pull
>tfw no gf to force into eating you out
>"Say thank you, slut."
>"T-thank you."
>>5844392
>fuckdoll
I know, right? Maybe that's why she doesn't contact me anymore.
>>5844416
>tfw no gf/slave to live happily in slavery
>>5844470
Only thing your supposed to be is a good girl in lingerie, waiting for your owner to satisfy her needs with your body. Pull your hair, spank and slap you because very slave needs a firm hand.
>>5844481
you're*
>>5844533
Because I've been on 4chan for too long to be able to seduce normies anymore
>>5844561
Seduce 4chan submissives then.
We're kinkier anyway
>>5844561
And yet lesgen is also full of normies. At least half the girls here are in couple.
>>5844401
I-I've always wanted to be a slave, Anon...
>>5844580
>good ones
Bit I'm still single, anon.
>>5844589
Yeah well so am I. Worlds is a cruel place for not giving me even a chance in having my own gf to have sensual bondage with.
>>5844595
That's what we get for liking girls, ie nothing.
>>5844602
You're hereby prohibited from joining the slave market. Begone abolitionist and never come back!
>>5844602
Sub is okay, slave is not. I just can't find the appeal in someone who wants to be treated like shit.
>>5844601
why aren't there more lesbians? I don't get it.
>>5844615
it sounds like a really low maintainence kind of relationship, so very appealing in that sense I feel
>>5844634
All you have to do is treat them like shit and then reassure them that you don't judge them for wanting to be treated like shit, also cuddling
>>5844632
Because we're an anomaly and women are supposed to crave the dick for everything.
>>5844615
I'd prefer not to be treated like shit t b h
I just want to serve though
>>5844641
Sounds great, where do I sign up?
>>5844644
Somewhere shit like fetlife probably
That if trusting to blind luck
>>5844643
I buy you a maid costume - a good quality one. Then I promise to give you lots of cuddling and love in exchange. Sounds good?
>>5844651
...Mhm. <3
>>5844654
Also I'll let you play with my Steam-account if you keep me in your lap. At the same time!
I read octave this week, it was really good for yuri.
>>5844658
You've sold me! I like video games but I can't afford them and my laptop is slow.
...Ugh, now I want to casually eat a girl out while she plays video games.
>>5844667
It's pretty great.
>>5844667
>tfw no gf in maid costume eating me and using vibrator while I play vidya
>no hate fucking her for making me too horny to play
>not cuddling after sex and playing vidya while having a gf on my lap to kiss and cuddle
Would you ever fuck a passing crossdressing guy?
I know I would
>>5844684
>bislut
>crossdressing guy
>trannyslut
Please go and stay go
>>5844684
they would have to pass really really well
>>5844684
Hi /b/.
Yes, we know you guys love traps.
>>5844679
Just fucking adopt me already tbqh
>>5844687
>Hating on Bigirls
Hey, I can't stand guys too often, but don't shame me for who I am ok
>>5844700
isnt this lesgen tho
>>5844695
I was thinking about marriage.
>>5844702
I don't see a bigen in the catalog
>>5844684
Why would I?
Literally none of the physically attractive things about a woman are present.
They might be a great person and there might be emotional attraction, but that's friendship, not fuck.
>>5844700
Bisluts have broken way too lesbian hearts because they are too addicted to fallos. Best for the both worlds is to let bigirls breed and leave poor lesbians alone.
>>5844705
Why haven't you started one?
>>5844704
Let's get internet married, anon.
>tfw you're too neet to find an irlwife ever
>>5844714
Aren't you cutie <3 You should move into my student flat. It's small but comfy and cheap.
Lesgen got mildly weird.
>>5844763
Blame the bisluts and slaves.
>>5844754
I want to. :<
Save a spot on the bed for me in case I ever get transported somehow to your country/state/wherever.
>tfw dating someone who's bi/pan
>tfw she's really scared of guys
>tfw she's also poly and dating a guy on the side
I don't even know what my feel is. The poly thing doesn't bother me, but it being a guy makes me a tad uncomfortable. At least he's alright and according to him they don't fuck.
>>5844780
>dating a bi who's with a man at the same time
The minute she'll not be scared of men anymore she'll fuck him day and night. Enjoy the cum left-overs or even better, the threesome proposition you'll get.
>>5843946
you are me but i live with my father
I hide from everyone I'm les because I'm so insecure, some must suspect
>>5841278
Did anyone say team v yet? Pretty sure v is the winner, when you take into account what it looks like, what it smells like, everything you can do with it...
Then ass, then tits. So many people go crazy for tits but I'm just like, eh, they're pretty nice.
Team feet
>>5844780
>getting cucked by a bislut
Top jej m8
>>5845055
>how to spot a man
Team delightful personality.
>>5845127
What am I looking at? And why her legs look like they belong to someone else? They're at least twice the size of everything else.
>>5845151
photographic perspective, and it looks like she gains weight in the hips and thighs. Also the seat of the chair vs. the backs of her legs.
![1457505083843[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sgQ5TmI.jpg "1457505083843[1].jpg")
Why are all the cute feminine muscle girls, straight?
>>5845271
I like muscles and all, but...when your pecs are as big as your head, it might be getting too much.
I wonder what motivates straight women to want to get that big.
>>5845271
I still prefer skinny girls with abs and small chest. Or a volleyball girl.
>tfw I dated a volleyball player back in senior high
>her smell after a game
>give yourself to her after a victory as a price for a good game
Why is bisexuality seen as a bad thing?
>>5845313
Because bisluts break lesbian hearts. 99% of lesbians here are "tfw no gf" and then the wild bislut appears. Everything will be all sugarly sweet and perfect until the bislut desides that she needs a penis in her life. Breeding with a man is currently the only way to have children is and marriage with a man is so much easier than being in a lesbian relationship.
So yeah, fuck bisluts.
>>5845271
So cute, so feminine.
>>5844660
Yeah, it's pretty grand. Still one of my all-time favourites.
>>5845298
I used to play volleyball in high school, I was also dating the captain of the team and I was six and she was nine.
It was adorable.
>>5845328
>Breeding with a man is currently the only way to have children
>Current year
Nigger what is in vitro fertilization.
>>5845313
Don't fight it. Just keep your head down and don't talk about it like the rest of the bigirls.
Part of the reason is the same as trans girls. Unless lesgen makes an environment that doesn't promote bi and trans discussion, people start talking about their boyfriends and their penises.
I have no problem with bi girls.
I have no problem with trans girls.
But this gen is for talk about lesbians.
There are unique things that come from being a lesbian. From growing up not liking guys. Some of us spend a long time agonizing about why we're not normal. Why we couldn't have just liked guys like our parents and peers expected us to. "If you just gave him a try!"
You'll also notice that a lot of the crtitique of bi girls is about a specific type of bi girl. Bi girls who have had multiple boyfriends but don't put effort into having a girlfriend. Bi girls who are "experimenting" and end up being straight. Bi girls who are not even sexually attracted to women and won't have sex with you. Bi girls who explicitly say that they're leaving you because they miss dick, or want a "real" biological family, or want a "normal" relationship.
If a bi girls is not like one of those bi girls, she will be fine. But they really don't need to have bi discussion here in a lesbian space.
>You should message me if you believe nice girls don't finish last
I don't know how to interpret this. What does this say about her?
>>5845523
She's a legbeard, leave the poor beast alone. No point in entering a cave trolls lair.
>>5845534
Nah she's cute enough. Plus I post pepes on 4chan, I can't really say shit about legbeard status.
>>5845551
>2016
>still making le frog meme posts
I would understand if it was like 2012 but come on, normies already took over it.
Why are there two lesgens?
Anyways I'll post this here. If anyone is interested in a lesbian only skype group email me your skype here and I'll add you:
>>5845579
vintage memes are an important part of this nutritious breakfast
>>5845587
Normies pls go.
>>5845591
>vintage memes
If you look back at them you will realize they have stopped being funny and instead make you cringe in regret.
>>5845601
>they have stopped being funny
For you.
>>5845609
Epic.
>>5845609
why all /lesgen threads have a meme master lesbian?
>>5845592
Trannies plz go.
>>5845621
Not a tranny, normie. Go and stay go to your dumpster also known as t/u/mblr.
>>5845620
Probably because they're all me.
>>5842323
>who chooses butt are trannies, straight males
to play a devil advocate here it seems like the only people into butts would be gay boys since trannies and straight men alike prefer tits
>>5845653
The best memes are those within a small community, such as an specific fandom. These hyper-popular whore memes you post are trash.
>>5845661
>mfw meme hipsters
>>5845660
>straight men alike prefer tits
straight men are moving onto preferring ass
>>5845671
Back to /tv/ you pedophile.
>>5845675
>straight men are becoming fags
ftfy
This thread needs more "tfw no gf"
>pic related
>>5845677
It's over, anon. I have the high ground.
>tfw you don't feel good enough to talk to anyone on OKC
I know a bunch of chicks on there from IRL too, feels weird.
Lesgen!!
I'm talking to a GIRL
She has beautiful freckles and beautiful hair and beautiful eyes
She talks in a way where I really connect, the conversation just flows.
She seems to actually like me??
I'm blown away. I'm going to cry.
She only lives an hour away too.
This is so exciting.
I've only been on one other date before and it was so so painfully awkward. Absolutely no connection.
And that was two years ago.
This girl is going so well. I'm beside myself.
>I spend a lot of time thinking about: Capitalism, classism, heteropatriarchy, how this body should fit into struggles for anti-racism, decolonized love, collective liberation.
Christ, this is next-level. It's like a parody of itself.
>>5845764
> decolonized love, collective liberation
Wat
>>5845764
San Francisco anon, is that you?
>>5845770
right
all the best love is colonized.
whatever the absolute free-flying fuck that means
>>5845772
...maybe
>>5845782
If so, Film anon here, it's good to talk to you again.
>>5845764
>decolonized love
I'm morbidly curious, but I know if I Google it the results will just infuriate me.
>>5845798
Why did I google it.
>>5845796
Likewise! It's nice to have someone to talk about interests with.
Y'all got a favorite movie? Opinions on the MCU movies?
>>5845798
I Googled it and it's actually worse than I imagined.
http://everydayfeminism.com/2014/12/decolonial-love/
The tl;dr is basically, you're not allowed to be attracted to attractive people, you have to be attracted to the people I want you to be attracted to.
I've heard a lot about a theory that people end up with people around the same level of attractiveness as themselves. In your opinion has this held true for yourself?
>>5845830
No. All my gfs have been objectively hotter than me.
>mfw I find someone who put "phd in dank memes" at the top of their profile but they're trans and an "intersectional feminist"
gott dam
>>5845843
strap-on fug them in the bp :DD
>>5845823
My go to answer is always All Dogs Go To Heaven.
>Opinions on the MCU movies?
I've only seen Deadpool, which I enjoyed immensely. I had had some reservations about Ryan Reynolds taking the lead role, but he surprised me and performed quite well.
I might go and see Civil War, but I'm not sure.
>>5845857
>Deadpool
Pretty surprised about it, I expected nothing and really liked it. Couldn't see it in english though, so some jokes were lost in translation.
>>5845869
What language did you see it in?
>>5845869
French. The dub was not bad, but some jokes fell flat, like the Taken one.
>>5845852
>mfw
>>5845857
Nice. I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen Deadpool either, but I've heard it's good. I keep meaning to go, but so far I CBA.
Deadpool is technically not MCU though. Marvel sold off a bunch of their movie-making rights before they realized they could make bank doing their own thing. X-men, Spider-man, Deadpool, and the Fantastic Four are all in separate continuities.
I'm seriously fucking HYYYYYYYYYYYPE for Civil War. If you see it standalone you might be a little bit confused though desu, there's a lot of continuity. I tried to see Avengers 2 as a standalone before I really got into the MCU and I was confused af.
>>5845875
>Deadpool is technically not MCU though.
So, MCU is a term for only Marvel properties that share continuities?
And I don't mind being a little lost when watching a film, as long as my confusion is lesser my being entertained.
>>5845881
It's okay, anon. Do you plan on seeing it in English as well at some point?
>>5845893
>So, MCU is a term for only Marvel properties that share continuities?
Yup! The MCU is the group of Marvel-owned-and-made films and television that share a continuity.
It's really well-made across the board. There is some higher-up at Marvel who really knows what they're doing.
>And I don't mind being a little lost when watching a film, as long as my confusion is lesser my being entertained.
I can dig. I imagine they'll make every effort to make it accessible to the casual viewer, too. Avengers 2 was done by Joss Whedon, and he's usually extremely continuity-heavy as compared to others.
>>5845897
Isn't it just? I dated one of these psychos when I was like 20.
>>5845932
Really? I love Marvel's shit lately. Have you read the new Black Widow?
And I haven't read the new Thor but I absolutely love the idea of Thor's hammer just deeming him unworthy and fucking off to someone else. If that story is done right it could be awesome as shit.
if a girl has one labia majora that is a bit more puffy than the other does it turn you off?
>>5845939
I'm trying to imagine this scenario.
>be me
>going down on a girl
>she's hot and wet and slick and ready for it
>I'm horny af
>about to dive into that sweet, sweet pussy
>"oh no, I can't do this, her labia are slightly asymmetrical"
tl;dr: No. I could not give less of a shit if I tried.
>>5845936
Tried to read Spider-Man, awful. Miles also a shit. X-Men is vomit inducing. They were my favourite team and they ruined it. And what the fuck did they do to Magic, for fuck's sake. Spider-Woman? A joke. Avengers? Even worse than before.
Hasn't tried Black Widow or Thor, though. I'll give Marvel another chance for Civil War 2, but I'm pretty pessimistic about it.
>>5845912
Beside Civil War, what other Marvel films are you looking forward to?
Also, how do you feel about what Marvel's doing with Netflix? I'm looking forward to Daredevil season 2, especially to see how they're going to handle the Punisher.
>>5845932
>Yeah, but at the same time they're killing the comic industry
I hear a lot of /co/mrades complaining about stuff like this, what's the problem with Marvel?
>>5842333
i sound like your gf. except tfw no gf
>>5845954
>what's the problem with Marvel
The comics are now mostly pandering to tumblr and hipsters, fuck with the characters and old audience to try to gain new readers who don't give a shit about comics anyways. Marvel has now lost the few bits of soul it still had when Disney bought them.
>>5845951
Aww you gotta try Black Widow. It's just Natasha running around being badass and destroying shit and having sexy hips. It's A++.
I actually haven't read the latest of any of the things you're criticizing (I'm a bad nerd, I know), so I have no interesting opinions I can put forth there.
>>5845954
INHUMANS!
Inhumans Inhumans Inhumans.
Inhumans.
2019 get hype Daisy Johnson better be in it.
Realistically though I am hype for ALL MCU films. There is no MCU film that I will not be excited for and immediately watch when it comes out.
New Avengers films are gonna be sweet af.
>Also, how do you feel about what Marvel's doing with Netflix?
LOVE it. I really love how the Netflix shows have their own microcosm in the universe and have a different tone from the other Marvel shows. Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter are a bit more brightly-colored and comic booky, Daredevil and Jessica Jones are darker and harsher and just a different aspect of the same universe. I love it. I love love it. I'm looking forward to Daredevil S2, JJ S2, and Luke Cage whenever the shit that comes out. A++
>>5845919
My condolences.
>>5845966
Could it be because maybe those older readers aren't buying comics? I don't see what's the problem with Marvel expanding their repertoire.
Of course, I'm not a fan of capes because the very idea that fosters American superhero comics goes against expanding to new audiences and new ideas.
>>5845981
>2019
Oh so far away...
>Daredevil and Jessica Jones are darker and harsher and just a different aspect of the same universe.
I have to admit the darkness of shows like DD and JJ are a bit of what draws me into them. Gotta have a healthy dose of cynicism with my superheroes.
>>5845823
>http://everydayfeminism.com/2014/12/decolonial-love/
>“We all have a blind spot shaped around our privilege shaped exactly like us.” (This brilliant thought would have been even better without the ableist use of “blind.”)
This cracked me up. What's ableist about using 'blind' to describe something you don't see? What should you call a 'blind spot' instead?
>>5845999
Yeah it was really terrible on every level.
>>5846005
>Oh so far away...
I know right? But that just means we've got more time to BUUIIILLD UUUUUUP HYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>I have to admit the darkness of shows like DD and JJ are a bit of what draws me into them. Gotta have a healthy dose of cynicism with my superheroes.
I love both types, honestly. My absolute favorite is AoS, so that'll tell you a bit about which I prefer if I had to choose, but I LOVE that I get to have both in the same universe. Grit and darkness AND brightly-colored capes all in one big awesome shindig. I'm all about it.
>>5846017
Be sure not to actually ask the SJW this because ~*they're not here to educate you*~
>>5846005
>older readers aren't buying comics
You bet they don't buy comics anymore given how the characters were slaughtered. There's no direction, nothing at all. The only thing that keeps Marvel afloat are the movies, and once they'll have drained all the good comics stories for them, nothing will be left.
>>5845966
Plus all the #1 bullshit.
> I don't see what's the problem with Marvel expanding their repertoire.
Ya know it'd be nice if they did it in a way with quality and just effort. Like maybe pushing noncape shit more often, new quality writers and artists, better storylines. But it's just worst shit except now thor has a vagina and there's occasional memes thrown in.
I think you could make a comic about a couple gay mexican characters and make it interesting if it had it's unique story and heart to it. But it's just like "eh guess we'll just...ignore the unique diverse characters we do have and just make all the girls happy go lucky sjws cause fuck it"
>>5846042
Damn, you want a good story about gay Mexican dudes? "Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe". Great book.
>>5846080
I like some DC stuff. Generally prefer Marvel.
Both the DC movies and the DC tv shows out now are generally hot steaming pigshit, though. Who the fuck thought giving Zack Snyder those movies was a good idea? It's all fucking crotch shots of screaming, bearded, suspiciously oily men. This is not the Superman I remember.
>>5846081
This is probably one of the only cases where I'd disagree with you. They're luckily not fags like irl gays tend to be, just weird outcast kids. It's more about the two discovering they're gay than actually being gay motherfuckers.
(I need more lesbian literature in my life, though.)
>>5846080
>repackaging new ideas in old styles
But they're not. They're throwing meme and tumblr shit where they don't belong. And when I think about it, there's not a single lesbian in the Marvel universe. Bisluts yeah, gays, plenty, but no lesbians.
>>5846098
>mfw there are dykes in the cinematic universe
>>5845823
You people really need to just read a thing without spazzing the fuck out about it. That whole article is about how to combat brainwashing that your society might have indoctrinated you into -- sometimes without even meaning to. You see a couple buzzwords, though, and y'all start shitting the bed and rev up the kneejerking. There's nothing wrong with introspection and potentially increasing your dating pool. It's just another part of that big question, "What do I believe and who benefits from this belief?" That's the question any intelligent person looking out for their own self-interest should ask themselves whenever possible. Don't be slaves, Anonymous.
>>5845951
Miles Morales was the best thing to happen to Spider-man in forty years, shove off.
>>5846142
Miles was okay in Ultimate SM, he's just boring in the 616. Bendis doesn't know how to write him anymore and only Pichelli's art saves the thing.
>>5846131
Bruh. This is not your crew. You have wandered into the wrong house. You will not fit in here.
>>5846094
I didn't see Man of Steel, so I can't comment on Zack Snyder's directing style.
I'm more of a Batman fan--yeah, yeah, pleb alert--and I enjoyed what Christopher Nolan did for that universe. Not too sad that he won't be directing any more Batman films, but I hope whomever takes the reins next will match up.
>>5846098
Sounds like repackaging to me.
>there's not a single lesbian in the Marvel universe.
As in a MC? Because I read a Punisher comic that had a lesbian character in it, she was pretty cool.
>>5846131
This desu
Introspection is a scary thing for most people, especially since a lot of folks want to act like they were born with the preferences they have.
>>5846159
Oh god. Man of Steel was BAD. Like, excruciatingly bad. It hurts to watch as a Superman fan. Superman III was better. Superman Returns was better. It was that bad.
I actually also liked the Nolan Batman movies. P. good. And gave us dank Bane memes.
Zack Snyder is making the Dawn of Justice movie, so I would not hold your breath for another great Batman depiction.
>>5846160
Ahhh, here it is.
>>5846131
I have no problem with introspection, What I don't like is when people make a brand out of it, worship it and push it on others.
>>5846214
Man don't even argue with the SJWs. You can't logic someone out of something they didn't logic themselves into.
>>5846160
>muh anti-SJW/SJW
>normal black opinions, even those in fiction, can only be framed in lieu of white middle class suburbanite movements
The Internet was truly a mistake.
>>5846178
>Superman III was better.
Let's not say things we're going to regret.
>>5846208
I think if the creator was actually a racial minority, there wouldn't be a need to make this argument. The key here is to understand that when Miles, as a black kid, is asking for race not to matter, he's coming from a different place than the roots of the white idea of racial "colorblindness".
>>5846214
>asking people to consider introspection is pushing it on others
Pretty much asking anyone to consider anything falls under that idea. Might as well stop talking to people altogether.
>>5846246
>Let's not say things we're going to regret.
I don't regret it. I even saw Superman IV, and THAT was better than Man of Steel.
Man of Steel is the Star Wars prequels of the Superman franchise. It is so shit because it shits all over the ideas and character of Superman and his enemies. Superman III and Superman IV were just badly made, they weren't actively pissing all over the character and the franchise and the world in general.
>mfw I was excited for a gritty Superman reboot and then I got fucking Man of Super-Hetero Crotchshots
>>5846261
>mfw I was excited for a gritty Superman reboot and then I got fucking Man of Super-Hetero Crotchshots
Sounds pretty gritty to me, m8.
>>5846272
Nah, Nolan's Batman was gritty. This was George Cloony's Nipples 2: The Dickening
>>5846277
>George Cloony's Nipples 2: The Dickening
Which still would have been a better movie than Man of Steel...or Batman and Robin, for that matter.
Ew. At least talk about hot things. That one chick was hot.
>>5846285
Yes. Yes it would have. Fuck Man of Steel and the gay dude it rode in on while shouting NO HOMO.
>>5846288
Which chick? You want hot chicks? Have a hot chick.
>>5846246
>Pretty much asking anyone to consider anything falls under that idea. Might as well stop talking to people altogether.
Nah, there's a difference between asking and pushing.
>>5846304
>Fuck Man of Steel and the gay dude it rode in on while shouting NO HOMO.
Well, since WW will be in Snyder's next production, I'm hoping for plenty of tit and crotchshots.
>>5846304
>yfw this super-hot canonical lesbian romance on some rando CBS sci-fi show
