>Be gay
>Be dateless kissless virgin
>Have extremely submissive cute friend
>He's straight
Why
I want him so badly
But I will never have him ever
Life sucks. Any other fags got stories about liking a straight guy?
>Like straight guy
>Not liked back
>Move on
>Acquire loving boyfriend
>sex and mtg
>>5838628
Most of us probably do.
My advice: go on dates with other gay guys. It helped me get over both my ex and the straight guy I was madly in love with in almost no time.
>>5838639
There are literally no gay guys where I am
Where the fuck do I meet fags
I only like straight guys, its such a struggle knowing if i continue with this shit ill end up virgin at 30. Im 20 yo currently and growing tired.
Tinder just doesnt offer me the kind of guy im looking for, so i dont know any other place where i could meet a qt young gay boi
>realized i liked boys as well as girls when i was 14
>had a crush on a classmate
>never told him and suffered in silence
>me and the classmate eventually become good friends
>he is straight and only liked girls.
>still suffering because i couldnt kiss or suck him off
>as we moved up the grades i started to take out my sexual frustrations on boys in the lower grades
>all of them looked like my crush now best mate, light brunettes, fair skin, slightly wavy hair, slim, light eyes
>would bribe them with money or threaten them, would use whatever method to get them into the same toilet stall as me
>my bestfriend caught me on one occasion where i had a year 7 boy shirtless in a stall with me, my mate was looking for me because he thought i was smoking and wanted to get a ciggy off me
>he is shocked to see me running my hands down this boys torso and playing with his nipples
>the grade 7 boy ran off and i leaned against the wall of the stall trying to act cool and tough
>he asks what the fuck i was doing
>i told him i wad horny and he boy offered himself to me
>bestfriend calls me a faggot
>i lose it and grab him by the collar
>we push each other around and eventually start throwing punches
>other kids rush in the restroom to watch two best mates fight
>teacher comes in and splits us up
>we both are suspended for it
>while serving our suspension i go over to his house to see if he'd talk to me
>he lets me in
>i tell him my feelings for him
>he says he isnt gay, but will give me one kiss as a courtesy
>we kissed and i melted
>afterwards i jumped off the bed and ran to the window to look out
>reliving the kiss in my mind over and over
5 years later and we're still best mates, havent done anything sexual with him since and enjoy my bisexuality and he his heterosexuality.
>tfw no qt closeted relationship with closeted straight boy
>>5838951
PLEASE STOP ANON IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE WHY I DIDNT HAVE THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A YOUNG TEEN (12-17) .
>Be gay
>Be dateless kissless virgin
I know that feel bro. I've lost all hope at this point
>>5838990
I had fun, but crushing on a straight guy is painful as hell, i still wonder now and then what it would be like if we were together, i still yearn to be with hom even after all these years
>>5839010
I'll kiss you, anon.
>>5839365
Thank you, anon. I bet your kisses are excellent
Well, there was a guy I had a massive crush on. When he broke up with his boyfriend, he said he became straight. Nowadays he says he is bi. So thankful I've moved on from that wreck of a human.
>>5839374
I'm a kissless virgin too so it would probably be incredibly awkward.
>>5839384
You're right, let's not do that. Instead, we could focus on our anime and video games.
>>5839393
I don't watch anime and I mostly play LoL. I'm a pleb, I know.
>>5839404
>Mostly play Lol
Ok, nevermind. I don't think will work out. I'm a little too patrician for you, anon. You'll need to work your way up a bit.
>>5839411
Ok.
>>5839421
It's alright, anon. One day you will fully appreciate the superior HON master race.
Straight non-passing mtf here, so basically same problem
I get crushes on all my friends, every single one, intensity wavers over time.
>>5839440
Oh I thought you were going to say Civ V or something. I could try it, for you.
>>5839453
I'm just yanking your chain, m80. I only play First person shooters.
I don't "get" MOBAs so I don't play them.
>>5838951
Billy Elliot: the greentext
>>5839493
Well that's just mean.
>>5838628
Have you considered suicide? Maybe it's something you should think about.
>>5839509
It's not really mean at all. You're just being silly.
>>5839526
Oh, sorry then, I guess.
I'm only bi-curious, but one of my online friends is the cutest twink I've ever seen, but he has a gf so I assume hes 1hundo straight.
>>5839540
It's ok, anon. I deceived you, after all.
And you're cute, so you don't need to say sorry.
>>5839552
Ok. Do you have steam?
>>5838628
>be me 18 yo with 22 yo straight friend
>have feelings for him but try to ignore them
>he breaks up with gf of 3 years pretty bad
>becomes a depressed mess
>two weeks later I tell him we should go out and have some fun
>he accepts
>go to a club
>he invited other friends apparently
>gets piss drunk
>friends dissapear
>I don't drink so I was driving
>Drive to my place
>he's pretty much passed out
>almost have to carry him inside
>drop him on my bed
>says some nonsense and falls asleep
>he looks like a drunk angel
>lie next to him
>put his arm around me
>love burning inside my chest
>Best feeling ever but also crying
>get up after some minutes
>go to the sofa and cry myself to sleep
>>5838951
Tfw reliving the kiss in my mind over and over
>>5839010
So have I. Now I try to convince myself it doesn't matter.
>>5838647
oh come on anon don't you have a gay bar anywhere close? if all else fails try grindr
>>5839542
Such a letdown when a cute twink is straight
>>5839659
This thread is sad, and this post is probably the saddest
>>5839659
>>5838951
>>5839384
Is that Minho?
>>5838964
>hm what a beautiful song
>start listening to album
>b-but I hate country and folk
>really liking this
what have you done anon (but thank you)
>>5838951
>reliving the kiss over and over
>>5839659
>love burning in my chest
>Be me
>Be dateless, kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
I don't have anything else to add. I'm sorry.
>>5839727
Where you from?
>>5839735
California.
>>5839684
I can't help but think to myself "I can't believe I'm gayer than this little fag."
>>5839659
lmao this so sad
>>5839659
At least I know there's someone more pathetic than me out there.
>have a crush on straight friend
>be 19 and naive and still think miracles could happen
>midsommar festival, thing Swedes have in summer and get very drunk
>he is really drunk and ends up finding some obnoxious slut
>major heartbreak, just disappear by myself because don't want to be a third wheel
>end up hanging out with some qt guy from different town, he has a Pride bracelet
>tell him I like guys
>he asks do I have a bf, tell about my crush, he hugs me and tells I will find someone
>talk more, it's midnight already but he's so nice
>he asks what I like during sex, drop spaghetti everywhere when I say I'm a virgin
>he asks what turns me on, be like "I don't know" and he says "you're so shy" and asks do I want to experience
>stutter "yeah maybe if I meet someone who likes me" like some autist, really nervous but excited
>he takes eye contact, says "Anon, I think you're so cute"
>first kiss, suddenly start thinking about straight friend and stop
>he's like what's wrong and I start crying, say I can't do it
>he says it's okay and just cuddles me for a while
>lose him later because he goes off with his friends to night bus and I feel sobering up and depressed so just go home
>still regret I didn't take the chance and didn't even ask his number because I had pathetic obsession on someone I will never have
Already over it, teens are stupid
No wonder straight men don't want to be friends with us.
Honestly, I never had that problem. I mean, sure, I sometimes check out and later jerk off to straight guys, but I never caught any romantic feelings. Not even towards close friends. Not sure if that makes me good or bad.
>>5839948
How do you people find your way onto 4chan?
>>5840023
i think all you have to do is google it
it's a quite popular website i think
>>5840045
I just mean you have friends, you go to festivals. What could 4chan possibly provide that you need?
>>5840050
Anonymous discussion and non-flamers
Also that was almost 7 years ago
>>5840059
Oh so now you're just bitter and reclusive. I understand now.
>>5840069
Was
I went to Australia and found light
>>5840076
Please spare me the hope-filled story where your fairy tales came true.
>>5840081
He was never truly hopeless to begin with, what with being an attractive normie.
>>5840081
They don't exist. There is no "the one" and it definitely isn't your straight crush. But you learn to accept it.
>>5839681
Literally the shittiest suggestion in this thread. What if I want a bf that is straight besides his sexual orientation?
My gay friend has actively tried to become cuter and girlier ever since I told him I was attracted to femininity (though he was already pretty faggy before) so I think he might have a crush on me.
>>5840088
I'm too awkward and pol for normies but too hot and energetic for complete betas. I gave up on love and now have passion for surf and nature.
>>5840104
Doesn't pol just equal racist/ edgy neo nazi?
>>5840114
Maybe in Sweden, and I'm never going back to that shithole.
>>5840102
Better fuck him in thanks for all that effort desu
>>5839744
Take my hand anon
>>5839659
This is so fucking sad and cute and i envy you that this happened to you
>>5840123
>being born in first world country
>europe
>sweden
>shithole
Fuck off. You dont know what its like being born in a true 3rd world country
>>5840416
You don't know how it's like for your country to slowly become a 3rd world shithole.
>>5839727
Same ;_;
>>5840207
Eh, still not full-blown trap or anything so no chance there. If on hormones then maybe.
>>5840416
I imagine living somewhere like Sweden that is rapidly degrading is much more painful than somewhere that has always been shit.
>>5840249
*takes your hand*
>>5838951
>>5839659
this >>5839717
>>5838628
>make acquaintace of a hot guy
>lovely personality
>popular
>he's gay
>tell him i like him
>he has a bf
>in truth, he's out of my league anyway
>This song: The thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIMvM8u9C-o
>>5841160
How do you judge a dude out of your league or not? I dunno how it works with gay dudes.
>>5841189
>How do you judge a dude out of your league or not?
>not having a comparison chart handy at all times
get with the times. There's even an app for it.
>Less than a year ago I was a dateless kissless virgin
Wait, I french kiss a guy once long ago, but he claims he was doing it for the lolz, so i don't count it
Anyway, now I've sleep with 5 guys and currently dating with a guy for 4 months. There is hope
>>5841343
Pls no bully.
>>5840023
There are more normies on 4chan than you would imagine.
Personally, I was fat ugly nerd in my early teens and found 4chan. Now year later, I'm so normie you would drop your spaghetti if you meet me.
>>5839010
Why have you lost all hope?
>>5841401
C'mon m8
Once you hit a certain age you sort of just know. I know myself enough to see I'll never put myself out there.
>>5841753
How old are you? You make it sound like you're elderly or something, which I'm sure isn't true. Judging by 4chans demo I'd bet you're probably very young, so it seems crazy to me to be so confident that you're hopeless barring some sort of severe deformity or illness or something.
>I know myself enough to see I'll never put myself out there
If being a kiss less Virgin bothers you why are you unwilling to even try? I'm not trying to be obnoxious, I know it's probably a bit complicated. Are you not out? Social anxiety? Something else?
>>5841820
No further explanation is needed. The extent of my hopelessnes is too long to transcribe.
I'll take your pity and no more
holy shit you're all retarded
straight guys would never look at you why waste your time lmao
>>5841990
If they dress up pretty and take hormones like the fags in femgen then they might have a chance.
>>5841189
>How do you judge a dude out of your league or not?
He's clearly quite a bit more attractive than me.
>>5841875
Fair enough. If you change your mind, I'm genuinely curious. I relate to what you're saying and you remind me a little of myself. I haven't lost hope but you remind me a little of what I might be in the future.
I was closeted until I was 22, but when I came out it wasn't because I had a boyfriend or wanted to start dating. I always felt like without a relationship I had no real reason to come out, and I lacked any desire for a boyfriend. I never even had a strong crush growing up, but it didn't really bother me so I didn't spend much time thinking about it.
It wasn't until after I came out that I realized this seemingly absent desire to pursue relationships was really just stemming from intense fear of romantic intimacy.
I feel like I suppressed my own emotional impulses for so long to avoid being found out that that primal desire that drives people to seek mates out had atrophied and died in me.
I came out because I thought I was getting too old to be closeted without it bothering me, not because of some urgent desire. I swiped my v card for the same reasons.
I would love to experience what being in love was like, even just falling for someone, but I'm starting to believe it might not be possible. That drive is broken in me. I know it's not coming, and I can't just sit back and wait for it to come, but when I force it it just hasn't been fulfilling. I feel stuck.
Anyway thanks for reading what turned into a blog post, I hope someone can at least relate.
>>5842147
No, that pretty much captures my feels in a nutshell. Though I have no intention of coming out, and no desire to lose my virginity with some stranger.
>>5842173
Do you not want to come out, or is there something stopping you?
>>5842240
No desire to No one needs to know, and it doesn't bother me that they don't know.
>>5838628
Most straights want to experiment, just get him really drunk.
>>5838628
>be bi
>be MtF
>had a crush on straight best friend since middle school
>in college
>get a qt 3.14 gf who's okay with trannies
>the 3 of us get really close
>I'm in love with both of them, but she's not cool with poly, and he's never been interested in me
>6 mo later she leaves me for him
>she wont speak to me
>he still hangs out with me
>still madly in love with him
he could have had any girl including me, but it just had to be HER; the only person who would ever love me
>>5838639
>have dream guy
>strip mtg, every 5 health lost= take something off
>fuck afterwards
Damn I love life
>tfw your straight crush who knows youre gay keeps teasing you by pulling shit like making suggestive jokes and bopping you on the nose
Christ, just let me suffer in peace and stop fueling my feelings
a girl i'm madly in love with... the only one i've truly felt this way in my whole life.
We met in august last year... she doesn't want to see me anymore, stopped talking to me right after she came back from her country in january from holidays and when i tried the phone the bulshit excuse is always that she's busy. It's been no contact at all for almost 2 months now. And i thought I could forget about her as easily as a simply crush like back in school days, but this is not a crush. I can't go a single day without her appearing in my mind at least once which ruins my mood for hours. I really am angry with her for not being clear on what her intentions are/were and ofr ignoring me completely, I want to forget, but I can't look at another woman without reminding me of her, no matter how different they look.
-I'm 23, she's 25.
-I'm currently working (been since I was 19... didn't bother with university)
-Stable income enough to support even a family if i wanted... she's in university, masters for some shit in fashion design or some crap, doesn't know what to do after she's done with the studies but wanted to stay here rather than go back to her country.
-She barely has friends here and I know she's not seeing other guys. She only talks about one friend back in her country who I wouldn't be surprised if they were a lesbian couple. Father doesn't care what she does, mother is super strict and wants her to be perfect, from her descriptions i picture the kind of mother that would probably beat her with a belt when she was a kid for scoring 99/100 in a school test or something.
Now, I know this isn't the right board, but my questions still apply to people in here... my questions are:
-Where might I have gone wrong? Or was it actually me, or her?
-Help... how can I forget, or at least ease the pain?
>Be bi
>Like straight best friend
>But he acts super gay around me
>Don't know what to do
>Ask his gay sister
>She doesn't know what to do, tells me to ask her gf
>Gf tells me to get over him, find another guy
>Tries to take her advice
>Can't find another guy
>3 months pass
>Still not over him
>>5838647
>Where the fuck do I meet fags
on /pol/
>having friends to get crushes on in the first place
You guys are doing it wrong.
>have epilepsy so can't drink, gay bars are out
>don't want to hook up solely for sex, or at least not my first time, so probably not grindr
wat do?
>be 14
>meet best friends gf's younger brother
>crush instantly
>become best friends, we hang out everyday in the summer
>watching big mommas house 2 under the covers
>end up holding hands..dunno how
>end up kissing and feelin up each others bare asses
>this goes on for about a year or 2 until it just slows down and then stops
>think he realizes its gay af and i didnt wanna push it
>first person i come out to, never told him how i was madly in love with him
>tells me hes straight and hes ok with it as long as i know that
>can tell hes actually wierded out
>see less and less of each other
>never see each other anymore but still text each other happy birthday and merry christmas
>still love him even though i know its useless
eww underage b& i'm guessing
These threads are the only reason I keep coming back to this board. Tragic love stories are the fucking beeeeeeest.
>be 13
>be into this guy in my grade middleschool
>we hang out sometimes, riding bikes and shit
>have a sleepover a few times
>he comes to my house one day
>we start fucking around, doing dares
>we get to the point where i blow him
>we do this a few times
>two months later, at his house
>ask him if he wants to go upstairs to mess around
>tells me he isn't gay and wants to get a gf, and we should stay down here
>try to convince him to go upstairs so i can express my infatuation and say that i love him
>tells me to get out of his house
>go home, cry myself to sleep
>never talk again
>three years later
>come out as gay in highschool
>he has a gf, but cheated on her a few times with this guy i know
>convince myself he's kind of a scumbag
>but he was my first
>it could have been our secret
>still cry about it to this day
>>5845257
>be 13
>three years later
>tfw I'm so narcissistic I want gays to want me just so I can feel flattered
>meet guy at job many years ago
>become fast friends
>he's straight, married, kids. i'm gay
>never was an issue
>over years develop more of a crush on him but never say anything
>fantasize about being with him, admire his body
>always maintain appropriate decorum around him
>we grab lunch together, play golf, basketball
>I'm invited to his cookouts
>over the years we go separate ways but always meet up for coffee, drinks
>few months ago we meet up and he tells me his marriage is falling apart
>feel bad for him. wife turned his boys against him, just a horrible mess
>tells me he needs to move out
>without thinking I tell him he can crash at my place
>he accepts
>he's been sleeping on the couch now for about a month
>I want so much for him to sneak into my room, climb into my bed and fuck me silly
>hope he moves out soon
>>5838628
>be attracted to women
>be bottom
>worship cock
i don't want to be a chaser
>>5845555
dude
you have your crush sleeping on your couch
sleeping
on your
fucking
couch
for a month
dude
wtf are you waiting
cook dinner
buy wine
m a k e a m o v e
he's alone and sad and desperate probably
there's literally no chance you can't convince him of blasting your ass
d o i t
>>5845418
Everyone wants to be wanted, Anon.
>>5845555
Don't listen to the other anon, Anon. Save that confrontation for when his private life has calmed down and he's not in such a vulnerable spot. Imagine if he said no; very, very awkward couple of days until he moves out possibly awkward professional relationship as well.
>>5839573
Now that I think about it, I probably should have added this anon
>>5847664
post pics of him
he sounds PERFECT
tcw no 6'2" even average looking mildly amusing dim bf
I'm straight and sometimes fuck guys. But only younger very kawaii ones.
Gay is not if you top
Not gay if kawaii
>chubby americanized mexican weeb chef in cooking class
>tried to sit next to him, work with him, joke with him
>walk from class to class everyday together
>actually make an effort to talk to him
>switch classes the next semester
>see him in the hallway
>with his gf
He's so cute too, he's like everything I'd ever want.
should've got his number or snap or something
pretty sure he's graduating too
fuck
>>5848466
yeah so straight
pffft
Be 12 and make my first friend... be 14 and recognize I'm in love with her... be 14 and tell her, get a severe rejection and then she begins to date some other chick after turning me down cause she was straight..
I ended up breaking down, and then have to deal with the fallout if my bisexual male friend being rejected by my gay male friend, watching him cry his eyes out in the car cause he's only bi sucked balls when you're bi too and struggling with rejection... Ah, high school...
I froze up since and ended up marrying a guy. Now I live in San Francisco and realize I don't need to hide my sexuality anymore, but of course only realize this after I swore loyalty to one person till I'm dead.
Now I chill with another straight girl, might as well be dates since I pay for everything plus dress up, but yknow... she isn't into girls, and fucking married.
My husband is great I just wish I didn't grow up in a small town and let my fear ruin my life... Should have dated and fucked more girls rather than had the is he done yet obligation sex with guys...
I never had a straight crush. But my ""straight"" bro lusted after me and really wanted to experiment. Eventually I just couldn't play dumb and we just did it. Twice.
It ruined the friendship.
I would take it all back. I miss him man, getting a blowjob from him was so not worth it.
>>5848514
>be grill
>chubby westernized vaguely brown nerd chef in cooking class
>tried to sit next to him, work with him, joke with him
>actually make an effort to talk to him
>he asks me to do things out of class
>starts kissing and touching me, is very uncomfortable
>never talk to him again
>later find out he tried this with literally ever girl in class
>probably closet gay and overcompensating
wanna trade cooking class boys?
>>5838951
you blackmailed or bribed younger boys so you could molest them? fucking disgusting dude.
>>5843746
perfect
Got a cute friend who says he's bi, but idk if he likes me back in the same way.
I know it's typical but I feel weird about it.
