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childish pasttimes: >>5829160
I'm trans but I just cant ever picture myself as a woman. Like how do you just one day decide to flip the script after a lifetime of being a guy and doing guy mannerisms and just say no I'm a girl treat me like one?
>>5831374
Shitposting time!
I'll start.
reply to this post if you love maddie
>>5831381
flip the switch before you pass and get treated as a faggot for a while
nth for Maddie is purdy
nth for Kalya is only as bad as the rest of us
nth for tfw ywn get headpats from Ufufu
>>5831384
That's what I looked like pre estrogen I'm so embarrassed guys I looked like a foot.
Goodnight
>>5831374
I really really like this edition
>>5831385
i love maddie
>>5831381
So you are not trans.
are you two-faced weasels ready to
MAKE MTFG GREAT AGAIN?
>>5831395
Oh. Ok... Guess I'm all better then.
>>5831371
It's ok I don't need friends, but why is it awkward, I'm literally just an asexual straight edge nice guy irl
>you will never pass
>you will always be a gross man beast
Kill me
>>5831221
>>5831101
nice b8 hombre
f a t
>>5831384
>Would you fuck me?
>I'd fuck me.
>I'd fuck me hard
>>5831395
What is your definition of being trans?
>>5831381
it's a leap of faith. i've let my body inform how i've lived for so long that until it's changed to catch up with that leap of faith, i'm not comfortable with making those demands on people IRL to use the correct pronouns.
still deep in the closet, peeking out from the door only slightly ajar.
>>5831374
THEY'RE ALL SHITPOSTING EDITIONS ABBY!!!
>>5831381
Take it step by step, start seeing yourself as both or neither first, maybe pretend you're a femboy for a while, I don't know.
>>5831403
That is some fresh Auschwitz-Birkenau look you are rocking there.
>>5831385
i love professor snape
>>5831385
tfw thinking about maddie
>>5831402
#BTFObygaye #oldmanpranks #epic #wow
>>5831409
I'm not Abby.
>>5831405
their definition?
anyone who can't literally hallucinate while looking in the mirror and see a woman.
it's funny because i mean, if you can look in the mirror and see your pre-mones body as a woman's why would you even need to physically transition?
logical fallacies abound with the trannier than thou camp.
>>5831403
stop getting baited by womens beauty standards
stuff like that makes even the average cis girl feel shitty about themselves
>>5831398
Please go away to susan's.
>>5831416
you are now, abby
>tfw you will always be too ugly for a partner
>tfw you will always be too manly to pass
>>5831411
this is my ideal body type
too bad it is literally impossible for me to achieve
Can we please stop all he shitposting and start the ship posting
>>5831403
you have a long way to go to look like that fatty maddie
>>5831427
me x my ex
I found a pillow that still smells like her and buried my face in it for a few minutes.
>>5831406
You and I are in a similar spot then. The only people I've asked to use correct pronouns are the ones I've come out to and even then it just doesnt feel completely right yet.
>>5831410
I'm at that point of feeling like I'm just nothing. I'm not a boy and I know I'm a girl on the inside so its just kind of a state of purgatory.
>>5831421
I just have so much love to give anon, let's smush
>>5831428
u got pranked because i could never look like that :^)
>>5831434
The hon cringe is real.
*walks into thread and takes a big WHIFF* eugh... WHAT is that SMELL?
>>5831427
me x the moth thats flying around the lamp on my nightstand
i love maddie
>>5831385
She gave me my fave image ever.
>>5831403
>ywn be posted in thinspo threads
>>5831436
it looks like you pranked your life away
>>5831439
So is my love for you
>>5831440
Sorry I was just doing some cooking.
>>5831440
OH i need to delete my old marker from zeemaps and add one with updated location and name.
sorry i forgot to save my link.
halp pls
(dys3rd)
>>5831427
(you)
>tfw you just want to pass
;_;
>>5831444
We get it Mirin aka Maddie's cheerleader. It's starting to get creepy and pathetic now?
>>5831446
you know me really well anon
>>5831453
>there will never be a big mtfg meetup at legoland
This is a very specific feel.
>>5831458
it's sort of obvious desu
look we all get it, you all just jelly cuz maddie's got #swag and you bullies got nothing
>>5831427
>#oldmanpuns
>>5831456
i
love
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maddie
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>>5831398
Ohhi Mirin. I love you too! Or are you talking to Mac? Not like it changes anything ;3333
>>5831413
lol
>>5831421
I was just thinking the same thing, anon. Mirin's clearly not edgy enough, we should send her to a site less cool than ours amright fellow my gangster?
>>5831427
Me x Ufufu ESTABLISHED
>>5831460
yeah, a thank fuck it won't feel.
i want to meet SOME of you irl. i don't want to join a huge cackle of hons on a completely age-inappropriate day out, thank you very much stefonknee.
>>5831460
Ok Kayla
>>5831424
Find someone to chat and flirt with online, don't send them a photo of yourself until they already like you enough to not care that you don't actually look like a cute 2D anime girl IRL.
>>5831460
mild autism detected
>>5831474
Can I be shipped with Mirin? No homo, obviously
>>5831476
i didn't accuse you of being kayla, stefonknee.
have you asked your adoptive parents to take you to didneylan yet? lol
(nah you're okay, play with lego all you want)
>>5831478
>tfw so disgusting and hon you have to trick people into liking you
>>5831482
ass thesis
>>5831453
>not color-coordinating your blocks
It'd look so much better if the colors weren't picked completely at random.
>>5831462
>>5831489
yeah. i died inside sometime between 2008 and 2009. i've somehow managed to carry on a walking cadaver for so long.
>>5831485
It's not a trick, the real you isn't your body, it's your personality, right? ...right? ;_;
>>5831489
>dead inside
I thought this was obvious
Maybe if I got drunk and took my old legos out of storage for the hell of it, sure
>>5831476
Aw... I didn't mean to hurt you anon. I'm sorry.
>>5831485
nice sleeping
FUCK YOU ALL YOUR ALL THE WORST PEOPLE EVER! BEFORE YOU FACISTS TRY AND TONE POLICE ME NO THAT YOU DO NOTHING BUT PROMOTE EVIL PATRIARCY AND RAPE CULTURE YOU DENY THE LIVED EXPERIENCE OF COURAGOUS PEOPLE WHO WORK TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER YOU PROMOTE ABALISM AND RACISM BY KRITIZIING GRAMMER AND SENTANCES AND ATTACK WOMYN WHO TRY TO RIGHT GAMES FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THAT NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MENS RIGHTS
YOU DON'T NEED DYSYPHORIA TO BE TRANS AND YOU PROMOTE HATE BY HAVING THREADS ABOUT PASSING IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I WEAR MAKUP YOU SHOULD REPECT MY PRONOUNS
FUCK YOU NO TONE POLICE PATRIACY RAPE CULTURE
>>5831501
I dunno anon.
>tfw so fucking ugly even your friends say you're ugly
>>5831503
t r y i n g
We can doto if you want
You girls need to learn to play nice. Poor legoanon
>>5831491
Didn't you say you were leaving like 10 hon posts ago?
>>5831506
i should do school stuff too and you should sleep soo
lets do it
>>5831504
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>5831508
this is a rare fatty maddie
>>5831504
>>5831504
Ok.
>>5831384
Who is this?
>>5831489
You're late to the party.
>>5831490
a e s t h e t i c s?
>>5831491
I don't know. I think my choice of transportation is much more edgy
>adopt beta orbiter and have him drive you everywhere
rare mac
>>5831504
is that oc or pasta? i liked it. 17/19
>tfw no one wants to ship alpha males like me
>>5831525
Mad? You keep saying bye but you keep sticking around so you're just being inefficient with your words.
>>5831532
Y-your'e perfect....
hey im still masc enough to have sex with a gay man if i go to a gay bar right
>>5831504
>>5831535
>tfw you're more masculine than an alpha male
>>5831535
i heard that kayla's got the hots for you
THAT IS MY ORIGINAL FEELINGS SOCIAL JUSTICE IS WINNING FEEL THE BERN RAPE CULTURE PROMOTORS WE ARE WINNING YOU WILL NOT DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE
>>5831410
>Implying that the femboys have a healthier approach
Please, you ever saw how crazy they are?
>>5831532
ass thesis i swear how's it going faggot
>>5831544
But what happens when it turns out that 'gay man' is actually just another transwoman looking to hook up with a gay man herself?
What happened to Kiwi? I haven't seen him post in a while.
>>5831535
>ywn pass as well as adri to become fayes ship
>>5831550
Oh I'm not advocating that (although I don't think they're much more crazy than most of us to be honest), but it's a lot easier to start thinking of yourself as a girly boy than jumping all the way to trying to convince yourself that you're a reel womyn.
>>5831561
still here as anon randomly making insults at jocelyn and cheska
>>5831538
:3
>>5831544
>tfw last time I got laid was as a boy
>>5831550
Can confirm. Dated a femboy and he was probably the devil
>>5831551
Are you flirting with me?
>>5831536
You're actually right. I'm drunk and shitposting and being ruuuulll fucking annoying. Sorry about that anon. Have a great day/night whatever. Later!
>>5831544
Maddie, sweetie. If you try to butch the fuck up yeah lrobably, but I think it's a bad idea. It'll mess with your head. You should probably take a break from the board for the night. Especially after all that shit thrown at you. Look after yourself. Goodnight x
>>5831571
yes def i am the flirt heck outta here faggot i'm curious how you are
>>5831384
You play wow right? Jekata?
>tfw everything about you is really fucking masculine
>>5831544
>ywn pound fattie maddie big boy butt after a few drinks
>>5831574
>If you try to butch the fuck up yeah lrobably, but I think it's a bad idea. It'll mess with your head
idk if i can do butch, im femme af. i just wanna cuddle someone tonight. too bad i have gyno tits
I see shitposting is proceeding swimmingly.
>>5831590
tfw everything about you is really fucking feminine
>>5831601
>ywn ktf
What's it like?
>>5831605
its more like pic related
>wake up
>turn on computer
>module failed to load check system.d
>let it keep looping trying to boot
>say fuck it and change root into the fucking this
>have a hunch it is just catalyst being gay
>update it to straighten it out
>it just werks
>but into my i3 system
>apply for some jobs
>go outside for a walk
>still bummed out after I went looking to buy a car yesterday
>all these shitty used cars cost slightly less than a new car.
>even with my dad's prefect credit it will cost 170 dollars a month for a five year loan on a new car
>even if he puts 10k down it will still cost a late
fuck my life.
>>5831609
every other part of my life sucks so pretty bittersweet. I'd trade it to be a better person in a heartbeat.
>>5831597
i wish i could cuddle with you
>>5831571
>Dated a femboy and he was probably the devil
This isn't Devilman, anon. What makes you think the devil would masquerade as a qt twink?
>>5831620
trump will kill the zodiac killer leaving behind a trail of his corpse
>>5831529
maddie pre-hrt
>>5831619
not even close, not fat enough
>>5831610
I think you look really cute faye
where do i shop for lingerie in canada?
>>5831641
>shop for lingerie in canada?
>shop
you poor soul
>tfw ate at Chipotle
I wonder what kind of food safety neglect I'm gonna die to
>>5831643
That was you? yay you. Thanks for responding to my shitpost.
>>5831620
System.d is cancer desu.
>>5831621
Fuck, I'm masculine and everything sucks. I'm a bad person as well. Just fuck my whole life up senpai.
>>5831643
faye are you gonna cuddle with me when we meet up or just do normal platonic things
>>5831427
me x Aife otp
tfw amazing orgasm during bondage + body worship session
>wake up
>norhing to do
>my computer is in montana
>i cant play dota
>i have jury duty tomorrow
>i just want to play dota
>i want to become great at it
>i havent played since december
>the last time i played i was in the middle of quadrupling my mmr
>i could be 3.5k by now
I'm sick
>>5831653
You probably have people that like you at least. People talk to / about you and know you here I know that for sure.
>>5831619
hide your gyno tits there sir
>>5831654
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off faye!
>>5831643
>I'd have you on you back hog tied before you thought of your first move
>I'd have you on you back
>you back
your checkmate is a lot less sweet with grammer like that
>>5831667
-tattles on you- now we're both cringey
>>5831664
>tfw no maddie in a snape outfit
>>5831562
>me
>passing
>>5831660
i like playing dank seer and nyx nyx nyx
>>5831643
fight me street rules 1v1 no hacks, i'll wipe the floor with your fragile old body m8 i swear on me fockin mam
>>5831427
me x trash selfcest
>>5831662
Ahh, I get you senpai, well not in the way that I know the experience, but in the idktf and hope you won't again either kinda way.
>you will never pass
>you will never be good at brood mother
>you will never be a cute spider
tfw i will never pass and passgen is cruel
>>5831427
trump x cruz 2behonmost
>>5831690
maybe if you stopped playing garbage heros you would pass
I am getting weed. Yay friends who love me.
>>5831698
how do you get those
>>5831654
How about you give me whatever times you'll be available, I'll wear a nice coat and cowboy boots, pick you, take you wherever, and hold your hand while we walk around and look at stuff. I don't think anyone wants me around long enough for us to find a cuddle spot
>>5831675
I blame my iPhone, it constantly fucks shit up
>>5831705
friends
>tfw you will never find a guy who will make you feel like a natural woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icRaocj3xIw
why continue?
>>5831687
My life has been this feel for years but thanks for the sentiment. You actually reply to me on here somewhat often. Wanna maybe chat somewhere else sometime?
>>5831702
by being nice. honestly idk I am super lucky. I am getting 4 whole grams from this guy. We have a mutual friend.
>>5831714
Friends leave you, weed will always pick you up.
>>5831711
omgggggggg
i will send you my phone number over skype soon
>>5831697
Brood mother is fine okay?
She is also qt
>>5831705
brood mother just sucks. never had a game where they hero was a threat. it is always like, that hero you can just ignore as you win the game. bam free spider gold and a pushed lane
>you'll never get to talk to maddie over the phone
fuck this live
>>5831681
Shut the fuck up, be nice to yourself, if she passed as well as Adri I'd leave my gf for her if she asked, I wouldn't play games, I'd be totally invested in making her an honest woman
>>5831714
Just pass.
>>5831729
Dude i'm a micro master kill you'reselfe
i was in the 'nam slaying gooks left and right, i know how to take down an old AGP guy with unkempt long hair or two famallah
>>5831693
>ywn post in passgen bc ywn pass
>>5831698
yay weed
>tfw no one to share with
Okay, neither myself or Ufufu post here much anymore but I know she's going through some tough times right now. I know some of you are good friends with her, so send her a text or send her a message on Facebook.She needs all the cheering up she can get. :\
>>5831711
>hold your hand while we walk around and look at stuff.
Does Stefanie know about this?
>>5831746
they hugbox and say 'androgynous' but they really mean 'mandrogynous'
>>5831717
Sure, senpaitachi. [email protected] is my e-mail if you wanna do like whatever contact method senpai.
>>5831740
well i bought a gem which takes zero effort and we win and brood mother loses. cannot hide in trees, do not want to lose spiders and it is gg.
show me where i can find some good brood mother plays
>>5831760
How can you buy gem when you're being farmed faggot
>all the interesting people left
>nothing but shitposting and video game talk
I fucking hate all of you
>>5831763
easily one of the most ignorable heros in the entire game.
no web === safe
web === wow a sentry on it
so easy to have control over that hero
>>5831766
wehateu2
>>5831758
Cool, I'll email you soon.
>>5831744
Fuck nam, nam had a front line, it had safe zones, all of Iraq was a kill zone, back in your day they said "watch your 6" aka your back, in my day we said "keep your head on a swivel" because this shit was coming at us 360. All you had to worry about was bamboo shoots in a ditch with leaves over them, I was literally mortared.
I will blood choke you with your own little snotty tshirt of your favorite faggy emo band, and you better pray you don't wake up until I'm finished with you.
melly made it so everyone here can too!
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1457312718979.jpg
>>5831780
but sandniggers pop out and die like rabbits
>>5831755
1.weird stalker
2. If it's going to happen, I'll let her know, I told her everything than happened when me and Adri hung out.
This isn't kindergarten
>>5831772
>this is what noobs believe
jesus christ
"transition won't slowly ruin every part of your life"
haha 10/10 memeing friends
>>5831758
what;s your skype?
>>5831792
idk my life was p ruined before transitioning too
>>5831792
ha ha my life was already ruined before trying to transition
>>5831785
the funniest thing I've seen in these shit threads FOR OVER A WEEK
>>5831785
Melly can do better than that.
>>5831800
Do it faggot
>>5831814
im melly
>>5831748
Fuck, I never really talked to her outside of here but I hope she's okay.
>>5831789
>not telling them how you and your gf both chased me together
:^)
>>5831629
Does maddie play wow?
>>5831821
>thinking doxing someone on Facebook is going to run their relationship
This picture is weirding me out. Such little changes make her face look way different.
>>5831819
Sent ;)
>>5831830
She said you were cute, you are, get over yourself
>>5831780
but muh swamps and muh gooks with superior weapon equipment and muh wheelchair, surely you jest when you wanna compare your sucky ass iraqi walk in the park where the worst crisis ever happening there when you boys were in the tent jerking each other off and giggling like schoolgirls, realized you are out of lube, got PTSD and had to be sent home like a pussy ass queer you are, kid
>>5831835
kek you deserve it
>>5831830
>tfw faye and her gf will never chase you
if u reply to this post ill gender you correctly when i see it
me newest
rate (& subscribe)
>>5831856
bad feel
getting chased is fun
>>5831858
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>5831858
Hi your cool ^^
>>5831858
oogie boogie nigga
>>5831847
Dear person I don't know, I am spooky man, your boyfriend said he was going to hold hands with someone, he also said he's been upset about his transitioning and your lack of support of it, I don't know if he has told you about this, but this is scandal! enjoy your life, enclosed are lewd photos you were in the room while he took and posted them to 4chan.
Thank you for your time,
Le resistance
>>5831858
Beep. You're nice. I'm a lady, you're a lady, let's see if we can make this work. And if not let me clean your room while you eat ice cream and we'll listen to justice.
But mainly let me clean that room
>>5831858
You better chose the right one compadre
>>5831865
im a spooky man who wants you to hold his hand
>>5831837
the alteration to her chin and jawline is hardly a little change.
the brow area is admittedly subtle in its changes and with massive effect. in feminizing, it's the equivalent of getting forehead reconstruction for brow bossing, and a brow lift to arch the brows. there's a little alteration of canthal tilt in the pictures too, which you can get surgery for.
>>5831858
hi beep!
are you coping alright just now?
i can't help worrying about you :/
>>5831863
group hug
shit i am drunk as h*ck
>tfw you spend an afternoon building a gayman computer for a friend in exchange for alcohol
#JustAGPThings
>>5831876
me too LOL
>>5831865
okay you deserve it
>>5831874
group hug!
Hi there! I haven't been around much today. Areou new? Just asking cause I don't recognize the trip.
>>5831858
>>5831873
Annie Clarke makes me feel tingly in my benis and my feelings..
>>5831883
Deserve what anon?
>>5831879
So hot.
>>5831881
booze improves your funposting skills by 20% 2behonmost
>>5831858
gl :)
>>5831416
Not yet. There can only be one.
>>5831897
u told me u werent drinking today baka baka baka
>tfw u lie to maddie
its a bad feel
>>5831899
Sorry name, I refer to them interchangeably because I don't pay attention to trips enough :<
>>5831892
i see you have a very short term memory
>>5831908
Don't lie to yourself maddie
How to pass when manly piece of shit?
3 drunks? Am I the only high? Who else is smoking?
>>5831918
Ya either do or ya don't
>>5831918
ask maddie oh wait she doent pass
>>5831897
Stop drinking so muuuuch :<
>>5831918
Reincarnation, or fuck loads of money.
>>5831918
Easy, just present male.
>>5831919
i'm smoking dope from the cheese i get from the government and gem. neet life
>tfw things are going awesome with gf, I'm totally falling in love with her
>today shes gets these distant looks in her eyes where shes obviously thinking about something that is not good
>eventually coax out of her that she thinks that she doesn't deserve me and that she doesn't think its fair that she gets involved with me because there will always be some self-doubt in the back of her mind that I'm going to find someone better and move on
I fucking knew the universe was being too kind to me. I hope that with time she will realize that I am not going anywhere.
>>5831919
Drunk and high okay? It's dabs.
>>5831914
I see you're vaguely cryptic
maddie is cute please do NOT bully her
also pretending to be me or myself is against the tranny law and publishable by death
be warned
>>5831923
wait, for real? i dont pass?
>>5831930
>dabs
check ur murican privilege we only have flower over here unless we homegrow and process our own stuff
>>5831926
I do and I look weird as fuck
