Hey hey check it out:
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposters
>post bara dudes
Do you like a guy with a strong back?
Yes
Can you be masc with a twink body?
I'm 6'3" 150 pounds, slim twink body but I love sports. I watch all sports, I don't have a lisp or any effeminate characteristics and most people assume I'm straight.
Does that mean I'm masc or twink?
>>5826157
Oh goddamn I forgot the "what does it mean to be masc?" part.
Just don't be a flamboyant faggot.
>>5826157
That means you are hot.
>>5826157
Post bod
>>5826157
Masculinity is not (only) a body type. But it is true that if you are big and muscular people will perceive you as masculine.
But there are lots of muscular guys with feminine mannerisms and personality too.
So as long as you are not actively trying to look feminine, what you look like is not really relevant
>tfw both me and my bf are making legs and glutes gains
>tfw ill never be a little overcompensating gym cub to lift together with my bf.
>>5826436
>tfw muscle gymcub that lifts together with his muscle gymcub bf
>>5826474
;_;
I almost had that once with this one guy that loved me. He was pretty cute. For hours id just banter at work and he would love me taking about how cool I was getting lifting advice from me and I was making him laugh.
He was a cardio bunny though I kind of miss him. He was a cute guy. Only like five foot 4 also.
>>5826507
>manlet bottom cardio bunny
>tfw not bfing him
you missed your chance on your one true wuv
>>5826604
Ill find another one somewhere. Itll happen. That dude loved me you could see it in his eye.
>>5826615
He probably still does
>>5826619
yeah I was 250 pounds last time we were talking. I wonder if he likes a muscle but only slightly chubby guy.
Ahh... finally back home.
kinda lost my sex drive.
I used to masturbate nearly ever day.
Now I'm like meh, every few days maybe if I can be bothered.
What's happened to me mascgen. I used to be a hoe.
is this... is this growing up?
>>5826474
>tfw permadyel that will never find a muscle gymcub bf because dyel
At least I have my worthless Slav money to keep me warm at night because engineer.
>>5826817
This may be getting over your masturbation addiction. Use that time to do some constructive things. It'll come back, and after a week or so you will have a mind-shattering orgasm.
>>5826830
i have essays to do so it's come at a welcome time. yeaaah buddy
What's your workout routine /masc4masc/gen?
>>5826407
>tfw you sit on your bfs lap and he works out his calves
>>5827046
>tfw sp used to out lift me
>now I out lift him and feel bad because I used his lifts as motivation to get stronger
>tfw no more motivation
>>5826951
PPL tbqh lad
>>5827100
>upside down book
Yeah, sure, he reads. As if.
>>5827055
You can lift 240lbs? Good jorb.
>>5827107
Looks like a mirrored image.
>tfw holding bf's hand while cruising on the road in the car
>>5827112
260 now for bp ;_;
>>5827107
It's not though. It says Crime and Punishment. You can read the Puni not upside down. Not that he is reading though.
>>5827130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVZDPtO8WA
>>5827139
Will you lift again and beat me so that I can try to out lift you again
;_;
> legbutts talking about fitness
Is this where all my homies from /fit/'s Husbando mode have gone to? I miss these threads, /fit/ is not gay enough without them
>>5826951
Bro split with glute stuff every workout
>>5827549
/lgbt/ rule #2
Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads and posts belong on /soc/.
>>5827549
It makes me feelgood/10.
>>5827549
you can do better/10
What's your routine?
>>5827567
not that i want to antagonise you, but that rule says "threads", not "posts" - its a deliberate distinctiom
>>5827576
same shit obey the rules asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbOtyWTRZ_g
>>5827575
When I took the picture it was SS.
Now im on this halfbaked upperbody only thing for a few weeks until my physio clears me for proper lifting again
>>5827586
Its not really the same thing at all. Do you react similarly when two anons ask where the other lives?
>>5827592
fuck off feelgood no one here wants you posting.
>>5827587
>until my physio clears me for proper lifting again
You have my sympathy, brah. I went through something similar for a while. I'm sure you'll have mad back gains once you maintain SS.
Are eating and sleeping well?
lmao whats with these masc, gaygen, femgen
can't we just be guys who like guys
nah, this board is shit anyway
so when is hl3 coming out? my str8 best friend said he'll fuck me when that happens lmao
>>5827663
You're camwhoring fuck off with that shit we all know you're a tripfag and that makes it worse. Whether or not you're anonymous posting it's still you and we know it. Rightfully get out and go back to gaygen.
>>5826658
>>5827678
I posted one ontopic picture without any kind of extraneous sobstory or other platitudinal attentionseekers. It was a related pic to the OP.
I then replied only to posters who directly addressed me in a terse and efficient manner, staying ontopic with their post.
I posted entirely anonymously, and have done so for the last 6 months without pause.
Theres usually a bit in the OP about who /mascgen/ is for, and I fit that description well enough.
I even tried to be polite when I pointed out youd misunderstood that one rule. I dont really see what I did wrong here?
>>5827700
>wahh why cant people just praise me wahh why did someone have to call me out for breaking rules
>wahh why isnt someone praising me for being anonymous on fucking 4chan
>wahh im mascgen even though I wont stop whining like a little fem bitch
What is wrong with you?????????
>>5827760
>tfw staying up right now to post on 4chan
whoops
i should probably get to sleep
You know for masc "men"you all whine like little bitches.
Do you ever just wake up and think..
Today, I want to be free from all generalizations and classifications. Today, I will wear whatever I want to, no matter how silly or ridiculous or girly it is. Today, I will not be the social norm. Today, I will not give into the masc deception and embrace my full self.
Bernie wins Nebraska over Clinton. I think Hillary is feeling the Bern.
>>5827834
This has probably come up before, but; Those of you who are/have been in stable relationships, how did you meet them? Have you even run into someone in a non-gay context and hit it off? Have you had any luck with non-hookup online dating?
>>5827843
For a Republican state having a democratic caucus that votes for an old jewish man over a white christian woman is odd and surprising.
>>5827834
lmao
It's funny how I'm more aware of how all this politic stuff is going on in the US than in my own country, without even trying.
I guess that's bound to happen when you spend so much time on the Internet.
Lets not fucking samefag our own shitposts please. That's so lowbrow.
>>5827853
It's pathetic how they have so many wrapped up in U.S. politics, especially when both sides are owned and the president that gets chosen is the one whose decided by people higher up who're running things. People really believe their vote is going to count and shit's going to actually change.
>>5827834
>that waistline
>that hemline
This may be masc gen, but just gotta say guuuuuuuuurl...
nah, gurl
nah
>>5827845
I met my first bf through MSN messenger. I don't remember exactly how he got my e-mail but it certainly wasn't through hookup apps because smartphones weren't popular yet.
We were together for three and a half years, so I guess I can say it was stable.
All the other guys I dated, except one, I met them through apps. Funnily enough, I've never hooked up with anyone. I guess I was lucky enough to run into guys that were looking for dates as well.
>>5827857
>being this naive about the democratic voting system
wow you're really stupid aren't you?
>>5827870
>still thinking the one eye at the top of the pyramid doesn't signify a small group of people decide the puppet for president and are watching over all of us from spaceships
Does anybody play anything on 3ds?
I have smash and pokemon and im banned from everything smash related and vp intimidates me since I haven't played pokemon in over two years and I sucked at the iv breeding and ev raising anyway. It was too much work for a videogame when I can do something productive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1PsL-_wCcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXfJTg9BAfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2zFhopwndM
>>5827845
Throughout age 17-23 I used a gay dating site and chat called www.gay.com I met all my exbf's and had random sex with guys frequently from that website. During this time my longest relationship was 11 months. I couldn't even last a whole year with anyone worth while. It finally occurred to me that the reason why my first 3 relationships failed so miserably was because I looked for potential partners from the same exact place online. After my 3rd and worse relationship I decided to fix my life up and tend to myself for a change. I swore off dating. This lasted for 2 years. Within these two years I lost weight, gained muscle, and started going to college. I started college late because I spent most of my post graduation years drinking with other gay friends and hoping from guy to guy I was quite slutty, but by the age of 24+ I stopped having gay friends and I started actually having a decent life. Fast forward to 2013 I was frequently on 4chan and still not dating any guys. I had a decent body confidence and I was ready to jump back into dating. I refused to use gay.com because of the filth I met there before. I finally met someone on 4chan. Sadly he didn't live in the same country as me, but we both were determined to be with each other. We talked for 6 moths until we finally met. It was like love at first sight. After we met we decided to work at being with each other one day. I spent 4 months in Germany and spoke with him every single day ever since we first met on 4chan. We decided to get married. I moved back to the US and he through a K1 visa came to the US to be with me. We have been married since October 2014. This is the longest relationship I've ever had and the most fulfilling. He literally is the love of my life and we are very happy.
>>5827913
ngl I think he has a nice ass
>>5827916
Congrats, your post just undermined my whole life.
>>5827916
It's kinda funny how you got someone better for you from 4chan than from a regular gay dating site, but still, that story is cute as fuck. Good for you two.
>>5827100
PPL is love, PPL is life
>>5827931
To be honest everything wouldn't have turned out so well if I didn't take a chance and message him. I lured him away into a thread I made on /fit/ when he was linked over to my thread I then posted my skype for him to message me privately. I had a crush on him for the longest time when I first saw him post on /hm/, but he said he was dating a guy so I thought of him as a taken man and a lost cause for me to ever try dating. Then I heard he and the guy he was dating fell through and the guy stopped talking to him. I then swept in and a feeling over came me to go after him and get him to talk to me before it's too late. Little did I know he had a crush on me too.
>>5827929
In what way? Positively or negatively?
>>5826121
Big backs are nice.
Well, big anything is almost always nice.
>>5828038
Depends on what kind of big imo.
>pic related
big is not always nice
>>5827913
If he had bigger biceps and bigger pecs, then the Holy Pentafinity of Jiggling Things would cause a '>tfw no bf' overload. Resulting in so much internalized angst over our collective relationship status, that it would cause a fold in spacetime, warping the fabric of reality and turning this thread into /femgen/.
Who would then, ironically enough, proceed to call him a disgusting landwhale.
>>5827913
I am okay with this.
>>5828096
that's why I said 'almost always'
>>5828120
most guys with a fat fetish are
>>5827834
Do you ever just wake up and think...
Jesus... I am such a raging faggot. I simply must let the world know that my sexuality makes up my entire personality.
Today I will wear a dress despite the fact that nobody really wants to see my ugly, hairy, white, pasty-ass beefy calves in a cocktail dress that is basically ripping at the seams.
Today, I will be another stereotype that further hinders the progression of the acceptance of homosexuality in society by showing off my bulging man-meat in an outfit that does not fit the contours of my own body so that small children stare at me and point me out to their parents.
Today, I will make absolutely sure that gays are literally the most despised group on the face of the entire Earth, just so I can squeeze my square trunk into a dress actually meant for an hourglass figure.
>>5828347
Memes aside, I'd probably be ok if it was a custom to wear some sort of dress/toga like clothing made for the male body. It looks like they would be comfy af, especially during summer.
>>5827834
Free from all generalizations and classifications? That impossible, and I never saw clothes as such huge personal deal besides being a style choice.
Usually, I decide on the weekends to wear what I want, and it's really just my underwear.
>>5828323
Harr harr, anon.
>>5828365
>not being an at home nudist
>>5827853
What show as this guys from?
>>5828462
Where the bears are internet series.
http://wherethebearsare.tv/episodes.html
>>5828462
He's a manlet you know right?
>>5828474
Eh can't be that bad
>>5828477
Hehehe can't be that bad he says
http://www.ian-parks.com/#!about/c13dn
>>5828474
>http://www.ian-parks.com/#!about/c13dn
He's smaller than I thought he was. Still nice though.
>>5827258
I came here because 7bg always for deleted. A shame though because other stuff that isn't remotely fitness related always survives
>>5828703
Wew lad it be bad if he was taller then jupp
>>5828508
>5'7"
Not bad at all in my book. I once dated a guy who was 5'5"and it was nice. Pocket bear boyfriends are cute.
>>5829467
pocket bear bottomfriends are find but it would feel awkward to get fucked by and be little spooned by a pocket bear
it's a shame that all the cute tops are pocketbears
>>5829484
Yeah it's not too convenient sometimes, that's true. If you're much taller you will get back pains after a while for all the leaning over lol.
>>5829484
>pocket bear bottomfriends are find
>find
>>5829528
what isn't your pocket bear bottomfriend find :)?
I'm 6'8" and the leaning over is the best part :3
But if he's 5'7" to 5'10", I can rest my chin on the top of his head. It's just as adorable as it sounds.
>>5829554
>I can rest my chin on the top of his head. It's just as adorable as it sounds.
Those are the kind of things that make me love short guys.
>>5829551
>gaygen
KeK
>>5829551
>tfw no rugbyplayer bf
;_;
>>5829602
out of all sports I think rugby players have the best build a man can have
Wow weekends here suck ass
http://affectionatemen.tumblr.com/archive
>>5829775
Everyone is out hiking.
>>5829809
but I wanna hike too why wasn't I invited.
Sup /masc/gen what did you big deviants get up to this weekend?
Hope you don't forget to do legs this week.
>>5830051
This thread is terrible during the weekend it's best to just post on weekdays.
>voted at democratic caucus in my state
>>5830051
>340lbs
Come back when you can squat 5 plates boy
>>5829435
Jupp is 5'9"
How's everyone's weekend going?
I went on another date with a different guy from growlr and boy it was awful, lol.
>>5830528
My weeked was fine. Friday night I went out with a chubby/bear-ish fuckbuddy that works for a protein suplement brand, and after sexytimes he sold me 2 tubs of whey isolate for half the price. Also I really improved my deadlift and bench press today and yesterday. Things are looking up.
>>5830474
wut
>>5830528
Lots of studying and going to the gym. It's been pretty uneventful.
I liked the husbando threads over on /fit/.
Sucks they were deleted, lads. But at least we still have each other.
>>5830528
I work 25 hours on the weekends
I'm on hour 22 right now
gonna go home and smoke weed and watch House of Cards and maybe drink some beer
My weekend starts tonight, I don't have work again until Wednesday
>>5830861
Husbando threads are stupid though there isnt actual discussions its just posting pictures. You can do that in /hm/ here we are more intelligent and discuss ideas etc. Not porn or eyecandy 24/7
>>5830878
There was discussion though, you stinky homo.
>>5830878
>pushing the gay agenda is bad.
I had a wank in the shower just before and I could smell the musk from my hairy pits.
>>5831280
That's nice.
>>5831368
>that face
>that shirt
HA. Gaaaaaay.
got my first tattoos touched up last nite
original artist fucking sucked and went way too deep. they were patchy. and I had the new artist add the seafoam glow
Hello everyone
>tfw no big strong BF to take me to the gym and help me stop being a skinny faggot, then take me home and let me put my big uncut dick in him.
Living in Chicago is hell for this.
>>5827913
Such masculinity! You fuccbois don't even compare to this treasure cove of testosterone!
>tfw 5'6" used to weigh almost 300 pounds
>tfw lost 100
>tfw gym regularly and get shy around the big guys who lift
>tfw too nervous to even enter the free weights area
Still not where I want to be with my health, wish I had a big qt to teach, push and motivate me to achieve my goals tho
people like me die alone don't they
>>5834355
>people like me die alone don't they
Nah. You'll find someone. Work on the shyness thing and talk to them. Maybe they're interested.
>>5834479
I'm in the south and they're like 6'4" gods. I'll just come off as a creepy, chubby midget.
I felt like my trainer (gym gave free sessions for new members) was being flirty with me for a while but then I looked in the mirror and laughed.
Only a few more years until gaydeath.
>>5834503
>but then I looked in the mirror and laughed.
Dude? He didn't even turn you down? You turned yourself down. You need to work on self esteem, bro.
>>5834527
>>5834544
Yeah, I know. It's just hard because most of the time I still feel like the same hambeast I was before, so the idea that someone might actually find me attractive is hard to accept. I'm really personable, though, and I do well in social environments... self esteem is just fucked up from feeling so worthless most of my life. Nobody really knows this about me, just felt like venting anonymously.
>>5834617
Life these feels away, sweet anon. Seek comfort in iron and steel, seek larger, heavier weights, lest these feels swallow you whole.
>>5834617
Here. Have a hug. It'll get better, anon. Learn to love yourself.
How are your lifts progressing, famiglia?
I finally reached Intermediate level in one of my lifts (bench press), and I'm getting there with my squat. Deadlift is lagging behind but increasing quickly.
> tfw visible improvement
Good morning, /mascgen/ how was your weekend?
Mine was pretty good. I got a wicked tan and built basically all the furniture I need for my new bedroom from IKEA
Anyways, it's Monday, so I'm here to make /mascgen/ QUALITY again
Do you Anons have any reoccurring fantasies? Im straight, but I imagine that I'm in bed (sometimes it's in the kitchen or wherever I happen to be when the moment stikes) with a hot guy who's taller and stronger than me. I imagine him feeling me up, kissing me all over, like an animal in an uncontrollable lust. I imagine myself giving into his urges to take me and make me his own. I give in with every moment, feeling his strength against me, letting his power fill me as he prepares to breed me. I let out soft noises, letting him know I'm ready to take what he wants to give.
>>5834765
>IKEA
dropped
>>5834770
I have that fantasy but at least I'll admit I'm gay
>>5834763
I'm trying to bench 135 but I keep fucking up my schedule so I'm not consistently working out which makes it hard to progress.
It's annoying because I used to be able to bench 135 but I took a break because I graduated and had to set myself up for a job
>>5834785
IKEA is great so shut the fuck up
Honestly though it must be effort justification or whatever because there's something about building the furniture with your own hands that makes you love it even more and you feel super resourceful and manly doing it. Like "this is my baby I made it. It exists because of me."
>>5834814
I felt the same way the other day when I managed to fix my fan.
I have no idea what I did but it works now.
I BROUGHT IT FROM THE DEAD
>>5834770
>Do you Anons have any reoccurring fantasies?
Yes.
>Im straight
Despicable. Why are you even here?
>I let out soft noises, letting him know I'm ready to take what he wants to give.
Nice. How many hook up apps have you download, straight boy?
>>5834800
How's your sleep and nutrition? For a long time my bench was stalled because I was too dum dum to fix up my nutrition.
>>5834854
There's something really exciting about property ownership and this is my first time really experiencing it. OH NO THE ALLURE OF CAPITALISM I MUST RESIST
>>5834857
My diet is absolute shit because I'm sort of living between two places right now. By the end of the month I should be on my own but at my old place my roommate keeps the kitchen fucking disgusting to the point where I'm certain he'll eventually set himself on fire with how greasy the stove top is. So I don't cook and live off of microwaveable frozen foods. Although I will say I'm worried I'll just come up with more excuses to not cook when I'm on my own. I really need to get into the habit of cooking for myself and I'm worried I won't because I'm so lazy after work.
Sleepwise I get like 5-7 hours a night but I'm hoping that gets better in two months once my work office moves like three blocks away from me in two months
>>5834874
Then things are looking up for you. You know what you gotta do. If you find yourself without time/energy to cook daily, try freezing food and eating it during the week. Works for a lot of people and timewise it's pretty economical, you only have to microwave your meal and it's ready.
Are you eating enough protein, at least?
>>5834883
When I can get a refrigerator that isn't chock full of bullshit from my roommate, I'll buy milk and do protein shakes but most of the frozen foods I eat have some meat to them. But yeah when I cook I'mma definitely Tupperware it the fuck up
>>5834891
Your situation reminds me of the time I lived with my aunt, some years ago. I lived one year with her and went to the gym three times a week, but my progress was negligible because of the horrible food she used to cook and the bad routine I was put on. Pretty an entire year of effort wasted, and I still put on some fat weight. When I came back home I lost 4kg in one month just from changing my diet.
Man, getting swole is complicated. There's just so much stuff that can go wrong and fuck up your gains.
>>5834905
I'm actually pretty happy with where I'm at. I got some medical complications that made me drop a shitload of weight a couple years ago so since then I've been hovering around 155 and trying to just tone. I'm obsessed with guys who are XBOX HUEG but I'm not particularly interested in being huge myself. I just wanna bring SOME physical athleticism to the table if I'm going after swole bros because I feel it's only fair to put some effort into my appearance like they do
I've been able to make progress in the gym and see my arms grow its just consistency has been my biggest problem lately, especially with the move I'm doing now
>>5834950
Seems like you have your shit together. Good job, famiglia.
>>5834983
As an adult yeah I'm probably doing well with job and home and friends
Relationship-wise I'm an emotionally distant self-saboteur with retarded standards but hey I'm working on that
>>5835001
>emotionally distant self-saboteur with retarded standards
Aren't we all, buddy? Aren't we all?
>>5835011
Yeah we could endlessly do
>tfw no bf
But that's probably gaygen's style. What's everyone up to this week?! I'm buying a mattress!
>>5835032
I'm preparing a lecture! I just want to chill and watch netflix though...
>>5835079
What are you lecturing on?
>>5835130
Internet law. Gonna talk about principles, rights, all the cute things people like to talk about. Gonna even talk about anonimity, if there's enough time.
[spoiler] If you went to /fit/'s Husbando Mode, you might remember there was an anon running a strawpoll on user sexuality. That's me. And these statistics were invaluable for my research. Husbando mode was a very interesting case study, even if the statistics weren't very rigorously collected.. [/spoiler]
>>5835233
Are you teaching at university or something or is it just a seminar? Are people in mascgen actually successful like what the fuck.
Sidenote: I wish /lgbt/ got spoilers like other blue boards. Not necessarily to post lewd stuff but sometimes comedic timing on posts is only possible with spoilers, if that makes sense
>>5835263
I'm still an undergraduate student but functionally I'm my course's Internet Law professor/research chief. There's currently no one more capable than me, and the number of lectures I give is growing to such a point that I'm nearly teaching a discipline. If things go well I might just get my own discipline next year and I might actually enroll as my own student. That would be fun.
I'm far from successful, though. I'm just some big fish in a extraordinarily small pond.
> tfw I'm an undergraduate and I'm hierarchically superior to people with Doctor's degrees
> tfw existential horror and unending feeling of inadequacy
>>5835286
That's a pretty interesting situation you've got there. But in my experience it's a good strategy to excel in a small college and then get a master's/PhD from a larger, better ranked school, if only for the networking
>>5835308
That's my strategy, senpai. I might not be objectively very good, but I'm the best here and I'm getting some recognition as that. I know some people from better colleges that barely get the attention I do because, while good professionals, they just had it so much easier than I did. And since I do so much for my college, the professors here love me and I get free pass to pretty much do whatever the fuck I want (within reason).
>>5835605
>tfw no linebacker bf to carry me to bed after I pass out on him on the couch while watching Netflix
>guy from across the pond asks me for lewd pictures
Seriously, what's the point of doing that? Aren't there enough pics on the Internet?
Do you ask for lewds/send lewds of yourself?
I've never done it. Not a fan of giving someone the chance to blackmail me.
>>5835626
I've sent a dick pic in moments of weakness when I was first on the apps but I always immediately regretted it. Tbqh I never appreciate getting dick pics, solicited or otherwise because most gay dudes don't have the proper lighting to take a good one, plus I'm more attracted to other features like chest, legs, arms, etc. A dick pic by itself is kinda blah for me
Whenever someone asks for a dick pic I normally just straight up tell them "no." I see it as a sort of power play like, "I'm not that easy" but if I wanna keep the conversation still flirty I'll be like, "I prefer to keep up the suspense ;)"
>>5835605
disgusting this is fetish territory fyi
>>5835680
>this is fetish territory fyi
I haven't even injected my macro fetish, familia
I literally wrote an entire novel about a giant cuddly ginger linebacker
>>5835704
I'll need a name on that, bro. You know, for scientific reason.
ey
>>5835755
Born Again
http://www.coiledfist.org/stories/index.php?mode=search&submitted=1&keyType=sid&query=memeretard_bornagai
It delves into smut territory now and again but mostly focuses on romance and characterization. Kind of sappy I think but people there told me they liked it
>>5836986
>I'm straight, though.
>>>/fit/
>>5835704
God it feels like everyone and their mother has a macro fetish.
I'm 6'8" (and only 20, growth plates nowhere near closed) and it feels like at least 50% of the guys I decide are cute enough to sleep with (small sample of available, attractive men) are gigantic fags for that sort of thing. Some of them are literally "that cute-ish boy from the grocery line" type people, and then I come over and they beg and plead for me to sit down and watch TV while they imagine what it would be like to live on my feet. -_-
One or two of them have been more normal about it though. One is a gymbro type jock who literally has me over to force feed me and work out with me. It's a ton of fun even though I'm nowhere near as strong as him, but he says he wants a giant for a lifting buddy. If he wasn't crazy hot I probably wouldn't put up with it though, it's actually really annoying sometimes the way he goes on about it.
>>5837263
>I come over and they beg and plead for me to sit down and watch TV while they imagine what it would be like to live on my feet.
That's cute.
>One is a gymbro type jock who literally has me over to force feed me and work out with me.
That's hot.
>>5837263
tbqh my macro fetish is like a second closet in that nobody knows what motivates my penchant for tall dudes. I'm not a footfag but there is a HUGE amount of people who are. I guess in the end it just makes guys the ultimate submissive type, but even then I try to be slightly self-aware of it/not go overboard with it/not even mention it and just say that I like tall guys.
Honestly it's really annoying because being 5'11" it's hard to find someone significantly taller than me and the taller a guy is the lower my standards go. And I have dudes messaging me who are in great shape and pretty handsome but because they're like 5'9" my dumbfuck brain is like, "lol nope"
>>5837317
didn't mean to smug anime face. This was the intended pic
>>5837294
re: gymbro fag
Like I said I enjoy it a lot. He just takes it too far sometimes, that's all. The nicer times is when he gets wrapped up in the lifting and cooking and doesn't fantasize aloud about me being 100 feet tall or whatever.
The really cute thing though is that he's really obsessed with measuring me and it's fucking adorable to go over and have him bring out the stepstool (he's 5'7") and have me stand against the wall while he measures everything.
...and I mean everything ;)
>>5835680
being a chaser is a fetish now?
>>5837317
I really go for the great-shape, handsome guys, but most of the time they aren't interested :/ I'm hoping my time with gymbro will put me up in their league so that the hotties will finally notice me.
>>5837322
what the FUCK is it about muscley guys who are obviously going commando that just turns me on this much
>>5837294
Austin Wolf is my hero in gay porn, tbqh. He's said that he enjoys being the taller, bigger guy because of a control thing and that's honestly the hottest thing someone could say to me.
On the other side of the fence mad props to Armond Rizzo. He's like 5'0" and will tackle literally anything like a fucking champ.
>>5837357
Jesus dude some people just do not give a FUCK about being discreet about their fetishes. I just like when a guy like lifts me up or burying my face into their chest cleavage.
>>5837366
ikr. Linebacker is best football player.
>>5837365
>I really go for the great-shape, handsome guys
>handsome
I-I might have a chance :D
>great-shape
FUCK. I'm barely into otter mode.
But really though I only work out so that senpai might notice me and by senpai I mean 6'3" STRONK bara dudes
>>5837317
>And I have dudes messaging me who are in great shape and pretty handsome but because they're like 5'9" my dumbfuck brain is like, "lol nope"
I have the exact same problem with guys who are exactly my age or younger than me. Doesn't matter how good they are, just that little fact turns me off completely.
I'm not even exclusively into guys several years older either. As long as they are one year older than me I'm ok.
>>5837423
How old are you?
I refuse to talk to guys under 20 but I think that's just a maturity thing for me
>>5837408
>I-I might have a chance :D
I'm not terribly picky, as long as he looks like he knows what a bench press is and has less than 15%ish bodyfat I'm already hella interested. Definition is the name of the game.
Honestly I think I'm not that attractive and I'm pretty sure that the reason I meet so many weird macro dudes is because everyone else is like hmm no thanks. :X Also more than likely that plenty of others are hiding their fetish like you. "I like tall guys haha" *goes home and finishes chapter 11 of a story about a 200 foot tall twink*
>>5837408
>He's said that he enjoys being the taller, bigger guy because of a control thing and that's honestly the hottest thing someone could say to me.
I have a sort of variation of that, in the sense that I enjoy being the taller one, but I'm not big, and what really turns me on is size difference, aka my body against a short muscle bear's one. ESPECIALLY if they are bottoms. Hnggg.
>>5837357
>The really cute thing though is that he's really obsessed with measuring me
I would get into that too. Love measuring and comparing sizes.
>>5837439
:( some of us are mature enough. about the only thing i can't do is go out drinking.
>>5837423
>>5837408
I'm a 6', slim, fit, handsome twink with a nice ass. I keep getting attracted to burly/chubby guys with at least 10 years on me. Guys like me instantly turn me off, even muscly otters ... it's weird because I even prefer a bit of a belly. Sometimes I wonder if my tastes will expand after I have sex and if preferences like these are formed early in childhood for trivial reasons (and are liable to change). My mindset doesn't even account for personality as of yet...
>>5837439
I'm 21
I guess part of it is because most guys my age or younger still look like teen boys, and I'm into big burly men almost exclusively.
>>5837483
I know dat feel
>>5837469
I'd say post pic but that's dangerously close to tripfagging. I'm sure you look decent. I'm of the opinion most dudes can get to at least 6/10 with a proper haircut. And being blessed with giant genes like you have that gives you an added advantage imo. It's like a subliminal thing to look to taller people for authority so more submissive guys like taller dudes, not necessarily having to do with macrophilia.
>goes home and finishes chapter 11 of a story about a 200 foot tall twink
I've literally done this except
>twink
Disgusting who would ever
Bara giants is where it's at and bara giants is all I'll write about.
>>5837469
If you're taller than 5'11" TAKE ME
Okay enough shameless height whore thirst I need a game to tide me over until Dark Souls 3 comes out. I have Witcher 2 & 3 installed on my PC but they honestly look like the most boring RPGs ever.
>>5837483
>>5837481
I have the same problem of not being attracted to my own type. Like I like bigger, stronger dudes but that tends to place them in the 30s area and I don't wanna date a guy older than 34
>>5837470
I talked with a 20 year old guy on grindr who literally used the "took an arrow to the knee" meme and I was just like, "How fucking new to the internet are you"
>>5837510
Well I'm 6'1" but I'm also closer to be a twink than anything else so you probably wouldn't be too much into me, anyways.
Also that's why I won't post a pic because mascgen would probably flip its shit and bully me kek
>>5837538
>I talked with a 20 year old guy on grindr who literally used the "took an arrow to the knee" meme and I was just like, "How fucking new to the internet are you"
people who meme poorly in real life is the biggest turn off desu
>>5837538
>I don't wanna date a guy older than 34
Yeah. I dated a guy who is 35, and while he was pretty hot, it was pretty weird. Also I think we wouldn't have much stuff to talk about once the novelty of dating someone new fades away.
Although I admit a part of me would like to see him again.
>>5837322
Average gay men past 30 years of age in the background. This shit's sick. I see it everywhere. They honestly think they look good?
>>5837558
well I have no intention of meeting any of you assholes irl, even 6'8" dreamboat
I'm just here to hang out after work and casually check out softcore porn. Speaking of, that pic is great
>>5837510
People react well to the military buzz I have now. I have a dirty blond/brown mixture right now but it gets crazy blond over the summer as long as i'm not too depressed to go outside :))))) Depression is really bad for me because I don't eat when I'm emotionally compromised. Because I am large it makes me feel worse after maybe 6 hours of this and then I don't have the strength to drag myself out of my funks and spiral into total oblivion.
>bara giants only
Well of course! I never said this was about you, cutie ;) Bara giants are totally fine in my book.
Obviously I won't post a pic on here because mascgen doesn't trust me to identify myself without becoming a huge attention whore. Joke's on them, though, I totally am already. Maybe there's another way I could get a pic to you to rate me?
>>5837573
:( Dash my dreams of cute ottermode bf/fwb, why don't you
>>5837590
>Obviously I won't post a pic on here because mascgen doesn't trust me to identify myself without becoming a huge attention whore
Aren't you the OP who made this thread specifically just to show off your back pic?
>>5837602
Nigga I'm 6'8". the person in the OP is most definitely not me
>>5837573
>well I have no intention of meeting any of you assholes irl
Oh, no, me neither. But I don't want to interrupt the flow of bara dudes.
>>5837572
aged twinks are like wilting flowers. Gay death hits them the hardest.
>>5837571
Yeah I do the "half your age plus seven" rule in terms of upper and lower boundaries for dating. Like at a certain point there's not that much in common to talk about and I swear to god if somebody asks me if I beat "the level" in whatever video game I'm playing I instantly detest them.
>>5837596
I guarantee you don't live/won't relocate to Atlanta for a mascgen anon
>>5837590
buzzcut is best cut. I don't have that much experience with depression but what build are you? Like chubby or are you lanklet mode. I have no idea how to send a personal message to a specific anon on here but I guess that's sort of against the point of an anonymous message board.
>>5837612
>6'8"
sounds made up
prove it your you're just a stupid fucking liar and should go kill yourself.
>>5837647
>aged twinks are like wilting flowers. Gay death hits them the hardest.
that's why I can't stop working out
>>5837649
hey, why don't you just like, chill out man
>>5837640
I went on a date with a guy who was like 38. I had no intention on starting a relationship with him or anything, but he was nice enough and pretty hot rugby type.
>>5837621
right on, brother
>>5837640
>Should I just go on a date and see what happens, anyone else ever do this?
I met that 35 yo dude on growlr. He's a handsome manlet muscle bear which as I said is exactly my type.
But yeah, the generational gap can be hard to get through. Me and this guy have plenty of stuff in common mostly because of our careers being pretty much the same, but while I'm still studying, he already has two degrees.
Those are the kind of things that throw me off, because we're in very different situations in our lives, and I don't think we are both looking for the same thing right now.
Also it felt like we were each other's fetish, which I don't know to what extent is a good or a bad thing.
>>5837674
Why don't you post proof instead of e-stating your fake height and fake lifting stats.
>>5837684
I'm not the 6'8" guy but literally who cares if he's lying or not.
Post songs that make their way back in your head. Catchy stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
>>5837676
That's exactly what I mean, I'm still studying and he's already financially sustainable holding a masters/phd. We'll definitely be each other's fetish but I mean that shouldn't be bad as long as everyone's on the same page right.
>>5837674
I don't think I have an intention of starting a relationship either, I don't think it'd work. I think I'll be happy if we can get along well and have some nice times.
>>5837710
I care, one thing I can't fucking stand is people who lie and get away with it.
>>5837723
SP i ain't gonna reply as long as you trip
>>5837732
but like how does it affect you actually considering he's asking for literally nothing from you. chill out.
>>5837756
You just did faggot
>>5837756
>SP i ain't gonna reply as long as you trip
>replies anyway
This shows how truly special I am to you and so I thank you.
>>5837761
sure but he gets the point from here on out
anyways is the Witcher 2 or 3 good or is it just boring trash?
>>5837649
>>5837684
An excuse to be a huge attention whore? My goodness why didn't you give me this earlier?
Don't be so aggressive right off the bat, by the way. It might help you elsewhere in life to not have everyone around you fucking hate you :)
>>5837647
I've been before and could be again. If you were on grindr while I was there we might even have spoken, especially if you were looking for someone my height! (not so subtly hoping you are the one I got the phone number from because I hit him up and he was like "lol don't remember you")
Lanklet mode. Working on it, but it's gonna be a long time even with GOMAD - I have to be at least 230 before I can break out of DYEL territory. One of the sucky things about being this tall, honestly. My arms and legs look decent when flexed, but only if you don't pay attention to the rest of me.
>>5837676
Hm I might consider scruff and growlr knowing this exists. I was okay with grindr for a while but it's just...full of really strange men. And bots. Oh God the bots.
>>5837774
From what I gathered from /v/; W2 is the best, W3 is really comfy n fun. W3 got me hyped about the series and I bought W1, but then got bored once I got into the inner city. I should get back into it though.
Also the Dwarf in W3 is very very pleasing to the eyes. Forgot his name.
>>5837729
>I'm still studying and he's already financially sustainable holding a masters/phd.
Those things make feel that there's a 'power imbalance' in the relationship. Like, if we wanted to go out somewhere he would most likely have to pay, we would have to hang out when he's free because he's the one with less free time, etc, etc.
>We'll definitely be each other's fetish but I mean that shouldn't be bad as long as everyone's on the same page right.
I don't think that's a bad thing as long as it's not the only thing your relationship is standing on. Looks fade away, and it would suck to realize that you were only together because of them.
>tfw no bf
>>5837781
That proves nothing. Also, absolutely zero muscle mass
>>5837798
Wowowow rude. Anything I can give you that will prove I'm telling the truth? Or are you just gonna keep denying things?
I am a big guy.
>>5837798
also are you not seeing the ceiling + the doorway? I'm pretty clearly not standing on anything, either. ;)
>>5837781
I'm actually super fucking passive on grindr and I have been for at least two years now. I normally open it just to see if anyone messages me but as for actively pursuing people I've stopped for a long time unless I'm drunk. If you got a "Neat" message that might have been me. But dude you're nowhere near as lanklet as you could have been. You'll be giant bara mode bringing a desert of thirst wherever you go in no time
>Oh God the bots
I get these like once a day and just ignore. They're always 2'4"
>>5837808
Compare your body size to a universal object that everyone knows is a certain size. i.e. a car with make and model visible in photo, etc. Full body proof dude. you can't even provide that. This is the internet man act like you give 2 cents of a shit to actually prove you're 6'8"
Do you guys respond to avatarfags?
>>5837808
>>5837818
dude don't bother replying he's just startin shit. I bet you're a good cuddler, big guys normally are
>>5837829
Why does he have to prove this to you though? You seem crazy, anon.
>>5837838
>bet you're a good cuddler, big guys normally are
oh yes they are.
>>5837845
that fuckin picture everytime i wish i was placed like right in pic related
He'd be so heavy and i'd be so snug and secure ugh
>>5837862
[hnnngg intensifies]
>>5837869
>>5837862
When was the last time you guys had a big guy?
>>5837829
Look at my arms, you can see I'm not standing on anything. To have upper arms that freakishly long would be way more interesting than being 6'8" so why would I lie about being tall instead of telling the truth about my spaghetti arms? The only thing full body proof would offer you that that picture can't is the size of my feet and reassurance that I have both legs.
I don't actually give 2 shits about proof. Since I'm telling the truth there's no need to carefully engineer an image at all; it will stay obvious no matter what I post.
Plus I refuse to allow you to compare my waistband with the manufacturer listed height of the door handle. That's just...too autistic. Plus you'd come out of it with some wildly inaccurate measurements and stuff. Not worth it. Have butt instead.
>Skinny gay dude
>Fantasize exclusively from a bottoming perspective
>Bara guys don't do anything for me when I see them but fantasize about being topped by someone masc
>Exclusively get off to femmy twinks
Fuck you brain. Why can't I just be into manly dudes?
>>5837876
never 4 me
>>5837876
in a no sexual cuddling way, one year ago.
>>5837876
last night.
>>5837891
Sadness anon
>>5837904
>in a no sexual cuddling way
Explain.
>>5837914
Good jorb.
Goddamn it I keep matching with this gorgeous 6'7" guy on Tinder and everytime I message him I get no response and he eventually disappears only to show up a few weeks later. What the fuck is this guy doing
>>5837972
>What the fuck is this guy doing
Probably he downloads it every time he feels like hooking up with someone, and then uninstalls it, maybe because of shame or because he doesn't want to be bothered anymore.
I know some guys who do that.
>>5837985
But whenever I delete and reinstall, I keep my matches because it's tied to my fb account
I really hope this guy's not a fuccboi he looks to sweet to be one
>>5837992
I never used tindr so I'm not sure how it works.
>I really hope this guy's not a fuccboi he looks to sweet to be one
the sweet looking ones tend to be fuck boys, sadly
>>5837997
I hate all these bullshit idealizations my brain does whenever I see someone I'm particularly attracted to. Like I always just picture our first date together and then how he gently rubs my hair while my head rests on his leg while we watch Netflix on the couch and how nervous he is about meeting my parents and how our wedding will go and what we'll name our kids and growing old and going on vacations together
And then I message him and the response I get is
>Looking?
Being happy is impossible
>>5838021
Yeah, it's hard to control your expectations sometimes.
>Being happy is impossible
Don't say that
We're all gonna make it.
>>5838037
Yeah I was just exaggerating.
tbqh my life is going pretty great. I need to buy a mattress for my new place does anyone have any recommendations where I should get one? I need to get it delivered since my car is lolcute small
>>5838076
Instant hnngg
>>5838076
bless the squat rack
>>5837972
:/ I know that feel all too well.
Just gotta move on. He clearly don't want it.
>>5838111
nice trips
>>5837876
This morning and this evening, love my bf.
>be me
>Join the rowing team at school
>Guys in front of me take shirt because it's too fucking hot
>Muscles
>Flexes every time the boat strokes
>Constant hard on
>>5838207
cute
reminder
fat = fem
twink = fem
>>5837781
These are the people talking about their shitty size fetishes. Good luck with your back during your 40s, and you're never gonna get muscle mass without roids. fyi
6' masterrace
>>5838445
I've considered roids and like the idea, but I just don't really like those nasty side effects. They can really be awful in some cases. Hard work for another year or two and then we'll see about roids after further research.
My hips are guaranteed to go. My back will actually be fine. And awww how adorable, the manlet thinks he's people. Come here and let me rest my chin on your head.
>>5838463
lmao you look like a twink dude and your back and hips are guaranteed to go, it's already a high occurrence for people who are normal size. The world is made for 6'.
No ty on the head rest, I wouldn't want you to break.
How do I make them notice me?
