Get the money first
Then love later
I'm never going to be a twink right.
Mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXF28FQO59s
THIS EDITION IS MADE FOR ME
>>5822428
I have over a hundred dollars this month after paying my bills and living expenses.
I felt like an almost adult.
>tfw addicted to red bull
i just cant quit
>tfw no bf that dresses like a gf.
>>5822445
one of my friends went into renal failure because of his addiction
don't pee blood
>>5822445
>white people
>>5822456
>>5822434
these are weird profiles
So why do you guys hate bisexuals? Honest question, I seriously want to know why so many of you have such vitriol for them?
Memes and jokes aside, why is it?
Worth every cent desu
>>5822502
>check out the guns of THIS patriot
>tfw autistic bf
>>5822513
>tfw no autistic bf
>tfw precum like crazy out of nowhere
this has never happened before. what is this power?
>>5822533
You saying this made me precum like crazy too. Out of goddamn nowhere. I'm just sitting at my LGS not even doing anything sexual. ARE YOU A FUCKING WIZARD!?!?
>>5822502
>tfw you have a blank dakimakura
All the pros and none of cons of being a walking meme.
>>5822562
>tfw no bf to drown in dick honey
>>5822493
People in general don't hold bisexual men in high regard.
Straight men see them as lesser men
Gay men see them as gays in denial / people who are just experimenting and will just use them for that, and eventually settle down with a woman
Straight women think of them as lesser men too, and most of them wouldn't date a bisexual man because it's 'gross'
Lesbians tend to hate men in general
And finally every bisexual person seems to have their own definition of what bisexuality means, and those who don't fit it are seen as not true bisexuals, so they tend to hate on each other.
>>5822562
It's an internet transmitted disease.
>>5822599
Everyone knows that the closest thing to straight guy is biscum and the only true reason we get hate is because we are gods.
>>5822599
That just makes me afraid to admit I'm bi
>>5822627
They're just being pointlessly hostile, probably an insecurity.
Just be you, anon.
>>5822656
Shut up.
Biscum are shit.
>>5822666
>5822666
>666
Confirmed hating bisexuals is the devils work.
would date/have dated bi dudes. it is always a matter of personality, not of orientation. shitbags will cheat on you, reasonable human beings won't. just saiyan.
>>5822474
shut up horror
This place is dead
Can I express my creativity using shitposts?
>>5822708
I know how hypocritical this sounds, but anons on this site rarely treat people as individuals and I dont think most understand what liberalism is.
>>5822735
>stealing my painting
>within an hour of me first posting it
what are u doing
Who else fell in love with QT Arcade?
>I'm really very boring. You’d get better stories out of a Freeside junkie
But boring is what I like bb, pls come home and we'll play doctor
n-no homo
>confirmed bachelor
>>5822751
You act like I just stole it from a museam or something. I liked the picture so I wanted to repost it that's all gaynon.
Im not taking credit just liked it that's all...
>>5822474
t-thanks
>>5822756
>Treating people as individuals
>being prejudice against Bisexuals
>bigotry
>liberalism
>>5822502
>duckface
>me and my daddy
>>5822810
Holy shit what is the age gap?
you both are adorable
>>5822810
fucking disgusting
WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION TO OLD DUDES?
SOMEONE HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING DYNAMIC OF PERVERTED DEGENERACY.
>tfw no QT bf around my age to have pure love and to grow old together
>>5822831
Yes I'm sure it was the age thing that brought them together....
>>5822810
he's not even that old.
>>5822842
Looks just old enough to get dat daddy look.
>>5822810
you have the same blue eyes. is he your actual dad?
I'm going to hookup with a old guy just to see what it feels like.
>>5822849
he's 39, guess the other guy must be 18-22, yeah he's too old for him but not too old in general.
>>5822853
It feels [spoiler]flaccid[/spoiler]
>>5822810
the receding hairline curse
>>5822863
The curse that only 5% of man do not get.
>>5822857
I'm 24, 39 doesn't seem so bad as long as we're also personally compatible. Especially not too old if we're just fwb
>>5822877
>tfw
>I'm 25 and 19 feels too young...
>>5822810
>>5822810
>>5822924
My thoughts exactly.
>>5822810
-
Why is mascgen such a joke?
Would you rather
>have sex with a woman
>die
biscum need not reply
>>5822977
A wo-
Oh wait.
Hahaha
![OuFva5u[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbgrC5h.jpg "OuFva5u[1].jpg")
>>5822984
>>5822984
Why dont gays like disillusioned bis?
Just take advantage of our low self esteem and attention seeking than throw us away.
>>5823002
dumb frogposter
>>5823008
Because you're on an international bible study forum, we are all virgins waiting for the perfect husbando.
>>5822428
So is a 2in girth penis considered a large penis?
>>5822975
>tfw browsing mascgen more than gg
only for the pics though
>>5823034
same
>>5823034
Mascgens my new shitpost general.
Just asking, what happened to gaygen chatroom? Been off for nearly 8 months, came back to it tonight. I know it's been dying over the last few years but first time Ive seen it empty on a friday evening.
>All those memories
>No more ogloc or bark cuties
>>5823046
Are you shitposting with hot men images? Because masc gen is practically a /hm/ thread.
>>5823056
we gaygenrehab now
>>5823060
That explains a lot. Thanks
>>5823057
No
I post red hair anime girls.
I still feel like absolute stomped out flaming garbage for getting rejected by that guy.
>>5822853
I hope that's a joke/imposter.
>>5823083
That's because you are shit.
>>5823033
>titanium
Good luck with your numerous scratches
>tungsten all the way man
>>5823033
>tfw bought the 2 and 3 4ths one for my eight inch penis.
>>5823136
Jesus Christ kill yourself
>>5823056
Don't forget me, I'm still alive, or mostly alive.
>even the no face profile "top for bottoms" message then stop replying to me
I just want to lose my anal virginity with a safe guy is that too much to ask
are you guys ready for a radical idea?
let's gas all trannies (circe, booger) and tranny enablers (slutboi) now to make gaygen great again!!!!!
>>5823179
how about we gas you and Deity. That's something I'm willing to put money into.
>>5823179
>>5823186
you can kill me but you can't kill the movement, senpuppy
>>5823191
>implying
>>5823169
Can we not, this is terrible
>>5823200
b-but I won't let you die! You WILL live FOREVER!
>>5823169
post nipple
>>5823186
Wow
I've only posted for two days and im already the most hated poster.
Im going to bed now this is too much stress and im just never going to post again.
Thanks for making me cry gaygen. I just wanted some gaybros.
Lol Abe sux
He has NO penis.
I repeat, Abe has NO penis.
He's got a corn nut - he's got a clit.
>>5823223
Is NO penis kind of like NO violence?
>>5823227
Nope.
You're extremely violent on account of your not having a penis and thusly feeling inclined to lash out at others. Yours, Abe, is a very sad story indeed.
>>5823217
we must fight the corrupt gaygen establishment together. join me brother
Hey everyone here.
I am just an anonymous looking for a boyfriend. Who here is eligible and anatomically adequate?
>tfw no jewish bf
>>5823243
post a damn pic this ain't grindr tf
>>5823239
Look, I have a penis, plenty of people on here can attest to that.
>>5823243
Not Abe!
He has no penis!
I agree!
Abe is severely lacking in a penis.
He is like a strange titless girl with no penis and no dick.
>>5822771
every time.
>>5823189
spotted the stinky tranny. get out, quit invading our masc4masc safe space here!
>>5823251
prove it
>>5823243
Alright.
Where's the application I need to fill out, fuccboi?
wtf abe has no penis?
how can he even ejaculate right?
I just want to take this opportunity to express the fact that my bf and I are extremely happy together and our relationship is a dream come true for us; something none of you losers on here will ever experience because you're all pathetic shitposting trolls and every last one of you deserve each other alone and angry at life by taking it out on each other. Thanks for allowing me to rub this into your shitass faces.
>>5823289
He can't!
He has zero cummies and is in sex inexperienced!
>>5823285
onus probandi incumbit actori
>>5823300
guys thats latin for "there is no proof i forfeit."
I wonder if the guy who played the elephant man is still alive. They can cast him as Abe when they make the Aberoder no-dick movie.
>>5823318
Aber is an international spy. His penis is high priority top secret material.
>>5823328
It will be rated G.
>>5823337
G for "Genitalless"
>>5823352
Yes!
>>5823355
Why are you so obsessed with me?
>>5823251
if you have a penis then you should post it, that's the first rule of gaygen club
>>5823361
because they like you Aber, duh.
>>5823363
I've been here longer than you have and have shown my penis before... So thats a no
>>5823363
get davenips unbanned from cuteboys faggot
>>5823383
So what youre telling me is in the time I was away gaygen turned into this mess?
>>5823400
it's always been a mess, it's just everyone is finally realizing it now.
>>5823400
I know you're feeling a lot of emotions right, now, Abe, but lashing out isn't the answer.
>>5823369
>here is some anecdotal evidence about my non-existent penis
so that's a no
hurry you should leave before i turn on the gas again
(that's the second rule of gaygen club: no vaginas and trannies allowed)
>>5823400
Isn't too fun to hang out here most days.
>>5823407
Where did all the cuties go?
>>5823412
That's because you're a boring whore.
>>5823421
Gone to soldiers, every one.
When will we ever learn?
>>5823421
>5816519
>>5823434
>>5816519
is what you meant to type
>>5823425
>tfw Circe will never be exorcised and turn into a proper man
She will always be a tranny.
>>5823434
This is a lot better.
>>5823446
You must have low standards. Probably because you have no dick
>>5823421
I'm still here bby
>>5823468
Epsi!!! long time no see.
>>5823476
Yeah I only just started posting again recently, though not very much.
>>5823445
just spitballing here: why don't we kidnap It and forcefully inject testosterone into It until we make it a swarthy handsome man with nice chest fluff going on?
>>5823502
I'm in, we should start the TrannieBusters but instead of shooting lazers at trannie ghosts we shoot testosterone at real trannies.
Abe has a big ol' footlong assblasting schlongmeister 100% homegrown.
can attest
abe's dick is a big beautiful wall
>>5823576
sounds like fun! will we have the uniforms too? i want to be that unnamed black guy
>>5823294
tl;dr
>>5823294
Jupp, you're almost 30 and still on 4chan. The only loser here is you. Why don't you go pay back your parents for all the money they've given you.
>>5823294
>posting this on a sri lankan stamp collection app
I cringed.
>>5823599
Make my ass your witness.
>>5823294
<3 <3 <3
>>5823702
lewd
>>5822780
ive spent over an hour trying to make a connection between these four statements and its still not happening
draw a graph
>>5823745
gross pubes but i'm so desperate i would still kiss it
>>5823725
I've got big hands for that big willy. :3
>>5823745
juicy and delicious, want to squeeze it in my palm
I miss freddie.
I CANNOT STOP EATING CHOCOLATE CAKE
fuck this is why i shouldnt come to my parents house
>>5823871
post pics imo
>>5823745
reported for gross unkempt pubes
Literally kill me desu senpai
>>5823871
I know right? I am trying to be on a diet, then I come home one weekend and get met with 2000 fucking kcals meals
>>5823941
Just eat once a day.
>>5823961
or never go back home again, and have my measured 300 cal means and snacks every day ._.
I'm here to shitpost
>People you admire only become more disappointing the more you get to know them because they will never live up to expectations that you've built up for them inside your head
>tfw you can't avatarfag on fit because of a disgusting tranny uses your avatar for his own attention seeking needs
>the mentally ill faggoy literally just basic lifting advice and hasn't even seen the anime.
>tfw I've been makiposting since jan 2015 before him
>tfw that mentally ill man has single handedly nearly ruined my relationship.
I wish all trannies would just get shot in the face tbqh. Women and men that put poisonous chemicals to make their dick smaller ruin everything.
>>5824096
iktf
>>5824096
this gets me so badly. I hate it when people treat you and their friends so well, but then they talk to a stranger for 5 seconds and you realise they are pieces of shit
>>5823745
I got banned for posting the foreskin chart but this is fine
>>5824381
mods are asleep, post dicks
>>5824401
I was going to spam gore just now but once I was looking for some I realized that I really don't even want to look at it.
I think im growing up.
>>5824607
so why did you end up posting gore anyway :^)
>>5824625
Here's gore.
>>5824630
you should really trim though
>>5824635
That's not even me. That's my girlfriends tranny cock.
>>5824669
well, that particular cock would look more appealing if it were trimmed (or cleanly shaven)
>>5822428
it helps to not spend all the money chopping your dick off
trust me im a doctor
>tfw my body is full of stretch marks from my fat days
I want so bad to be a slut but the medication is working slowly and i'm always self-conscious about it.
Just offing myself while i was fat would've been easier, at least eating and watching chinese cartoons filled the void in my life, now i can't even enjoy that.
>>5824796
it's okay, you will be a cutie eventually. Don't give up!
Anyone in Brisbane want to have fun
>>5824809
I didn't mean to kill the thread with my shitposting.
You guys can have your thread back I've stopped. I've moved onto a different target anyway.
>>5824796
Why is 'slut' an aspiration for gay people? It's just so bizzare that you'd aspire to be a fuck hole for the rest of your life.
>>5824896
Being fucked is fun? How about you stop trying to demonize sex
>>5824906
I'm not demonizing anything; have all the sex you want. I'm just saying it's bizzare that you'd just want to be someone who gets fucked your whole life and I'd like to understand.
>>5824909
it's bizzare that you'd just want to be someone who gets fucked your whole life
>Being fucked is fun?
How much clearer can this be?
>>5824896
I can be a monogamous slut with an insatiable hunger for the same cock until i die.
Being a slut =/= being a whore.
>>5824906
>How about you stop trying to demonize sex
how about you go back to Tumblr
>>5824896
Ex-fatties are insanely fucked up, avoid them at all costs. Once a fat sack of shit, always a fat sack of shit.
>>5824915
Because once you get old no one wants to fuck you so you have fun young
>>5824926
Like it's just a penis, half the population has them. Calm down a bit, bitch.
>>5824933
That's such a dumb attitude to have. What about developing as a person so that you're content with aging?
>>5824937
BECAUSE BIG FLOPPY PIG DICKS LOL
>>5824938
I know how hard someone is projecting.
>>5824942
>projecting
>>5824941
It's a fucking penis, you have one. Calm the fuck down!
>>5822428
>Your boy friend confesses to you that he's bisexual
>Admits that he's been fantasizing about a 3 way and wonders what you think
>>5824979
>Your boy friend confesses to you that he's bisexual
End relationship.
>>5824984
Why the fuck are you so shallow?? God loosen your grip a bit.
![7Vf9Jbh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UVQSwlk.jpg "7Vf9Jbh[1].png")
>>5824979
>>5824989
Why are biscum so easily triggered?
>>5824993
I'm not even bi, I'm gay and even I think you're fucked up.
>>5825000
>He hasn't learnt the harsh truth about biscum yet
Give it time.
>>5825003
I can form my own opinion thanks.
>>5825006
It's my opinion that you're naive and stupid, thanks.
>>5825009
It's my opinion that you're bitter and make dumb generalisations, thanks
>>5825015
You'll learn some day, biscum enabler.
>>5825018
Okay whatever you say
>>5825022
In what way are you a 'real' man?
>>5825029
Ignore Maki, you fucking retard.
>>5825022
A real man? Sure. You? Nah i'm good.
>>5825032
Fuck off you piece of shit
Hey /gayg/, how important is sex in a relationship?
I'm 23, i'm still a virgin. I admit i'm one of the romantic faggots that won't sell his ass to the first jock that wants a one night stand, even if i'm not in the place to say no. I'd rather wait for the right one. But i feel like i might have less shots that someone else, only for the fact that i still haven't done shit.
>>5825132
It really depends on the person. I am a total slut but wouldn't be bothered by just that.
The stigma attached to being a virgin is mostly a social thing and is a non-factor when you're actually dating the person.
>>5825150
I was told that being a virgin can hurt the top if you're too tight. I'm 99% sure this is bullshit but can you confirm?
>>5825157
It' not about being a virgin, it's about being inexperienced. If you masturbate anally already, you won't have much trouble. If you don't, I'd suggest you do, to loosen up and get used to the sensation. But no, if there's hurt, it's going to be on you.
>>5825132
>I'm better than others
As if some jock would even want to fuck your sorry ass.
>>5825196
You're like a lemon, so sour.
>>5825132
You won't be able to contain your slutiness if a guy really wants your bp.
Trying the wrong people might end up surprising you, just don't overdo it, nobody likes a loose asshole.
Also all relationships are shit and bound to have a bitter end.
>be fem twink
>only ever get hit on by either trannies or bears IRL
Why can't there be a middleground...
>>5825237
>be short average dude
>never get hit on
>>5825252
>be dude that isn't tall and masculine
>never get hit on
>>5825259
im "toned"
>>5825296
We're all "toned" in the right light, honey.
>>5825132
>i feel like i might have less shots that someone else
Yeah you do. No one wants to buy an expensive car without test driving it. Sheeeeeit man you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your life if you hold on to this stupid moral of sex after marriage/the right one.
>>5825301
We're all "honey" toned right in the light
>>5825311
Are we also toned left in the "light"?
Oshie you out there
>>5824979
>Your boy friend confesses to you that he's bisexual
That implies he didn't say so at the beginning and instead said he was gay or kept silent about it.
That implies he lied about it and is gonna end up with a ruined marriage and a cursed firstborn/dead wife
>>5824979
I'm 100% gay, but my bf is 99.9% gay, he said he has his waifus from videogames and animes. Normally I'd be upset, but how can I take seriously competing with cartoon characters and pixel forms of colors and shapes.
>>5825511
rip relationship
>>5825513
>>5825517
I am so sorry
I'm the best at the drums.
>>5825528
>tfw no senpai x silentprotagonist syrupnigger power couple
;_;
>>5825626
Two bottoms together? I don't think so...
>>5825629
what is a double ended dildo alex?
>>5825637
Not as satisfying as a real dick.
>>5825626
that smile though ;-;
I finally posted selfies on my porn blog
I feel vaguely depressed about it
>>5825626
>wew lad
>>5825650
link slut.
>>5825650
Why do you feel that way?
>>5825650
Depression is sexy.
>>5825663
h-hmu
>>5822434
I wouldn't worry about it, my brow protrudes a little too
Learn to work with what you've got, it's honestly more flattering. Also your neckline suggests it might be able to be trimmed up, try exercising and dieting to try to reduce your body fat %.
>>5825652
>tfw sp won't let jupp post his bara tiddies
;_;
>>5825684
I already have mang.
>>5825691
Jupp why don't you and your HubbyProtagonist start a let's play channel or twitch stream?
>>5825678
I'm not even fat
>>5825678
>>5822434
>tfw look okay from front
>tfw look shit from side
idk why but my profile is all kinds of fucked
>>5825691
do you do shrugs every day? Jesus look at the size of those traps
