Say goodbye. Thread is dead.
>2 posts before bump limit
You people are the worst.
>send message
>takes a month to respond
H-hey Senpai
Finally desu
Face it. We lost to SilentProtagonist and ha gaggle of insecure queens. It's over
Suicide pact when?
>>5802501
That's how I roll
>>5802544
Well, shit.
>>5802551
You dick, you've ruined it all.
>>5802562
I apologize for nothing.
>>5802551
>tfw this will be annskellington in a few years
How can rugby be in a relationship with Swede? He is a bottom just like him.
>>5802593
how can rugby and swede keep posting the same retarded boring gay shit about themselves and not realize everyone knows its them
>>5802501
sounds like something I would do because ginger has no push notifications and I only open it when I feel depressed and horny at the same time
>>5802617
Tell me more, friend.
>>5802617
hmu wth those 16yo transgirls
>inside jokes general
I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON HERE
>>5802629
>>5802643
Gay.
>>5802643
He's making heart-healthy decisions.
>>5802633
rugby probably just gna use swede as a overly big dildo you know
>>5802593
double dildo duh
we're gonna dock
inb4 thread devolves into talking about how sexy fat hairy bears are and how ugly every other form of body type is.
You guys might as well fuck animals if you want something that has body hair with a penis
>>5802750
>he wouldn't fuck an animal
normie go home
>>5802750
Oooh somebody's growing out of their young, slender, hairless frame.
>tfw no jew bf
I just wanna be told I'm a good goy
People need to stop
>>5802779
I would delete grindr if someone sent me this
>>5802779
hot desu
love when guys are desperate to piss
>mfw my fetish might cause severe health issues to someone
why
>>5802750
>tfw you're a man but on the inside you're just a little girl
>>5802779
Why is that a thing, I hope he sleeps on that and gets a pressure sore.
>>5802773
You're a bad goy, go be poor.
>>5802788
>tfw you think you have to be a werewolf to be a man.
>>5802708
swede has a nice dick
you better let him top your cubbybutthole
>>5802797
M-mr merchant! Is there any way I can prove I'm worthy?
>>5802815
No!
Your services are not needed here!
>>5802818
You mean I can't do anything for you?
you don't even have to pay...
I think I just found my twin on scruff. Looks like me, same hobbies and sexual preferences, etc. Weird.
>>5802793
Dear lord... Prolapse?
>>5802843
Post twincest
>>5802793
part of me feels like you're a dick because you said sure to nudes and threw it his face, but at the same time jesus fucking christ
>>5802843
bang him
>>5802852
You don't even know where Swede lives.
>>5802852
But you bottom? How can you possibly manage a relationship with swede?
>>5802878
That joke has been made like 5 times already in the last 15 minutes so just like cmon lad put some more effort into this
>>5802891
You boys gonna post pics in gg?
>tfw ywn be put on a leash and be trained as a little pet goy by an orthodox jew
>>5802891
wait Bane = Rugby?
>>5802897
maaaaaybe tc
>>5802897
Please no.
>>5802922
ja sup
>>5802947
ew girl bye
>>5802951
idek who u r 2bh
>>5802860
We both prefer bottom.
But I still sent him a message. Odds are I won't get a response.
>>5802898
>he will never threaten to snip your foreskin off to keep you obedient
>>5802957
and lets keep it that way
>>5802932
>tfw bullykun will never hold you against his tits
rugby as a kid
https://youtu.be/y1C2fxIVh2Y
Do you guys go on any of the other generals here?
>>5803068
I'm a gender-swapped midget Emma Stone?
>>5803085
Passgen sometimes, because it's funny as fuck.
>>5803091
with an appreciation for the aesthetics of a swastika
>>5803068
so adorable
>>5802963
you can still fool around if you're both bottoms
i believe in you two
nonnononono i only have 5 min
>>5802963
Double ended dildo time
I just realized we haven't seen the grinchposter in a while. I hope he's doing alright.
>>5803145
Post dragon dildo collection, I miss it.
Okay, so I think im going insane. I get irrationally angry at the women in my family, my mother and sister. Like I've smashed my two last phones because my sister kept writing to me on whatsapp and especially if i appeared online she would consider it as an IM chat, but we have nothing in common so it was only how are you. Now last night I finally let it out and shouted at them that what am i supposed to do, talk to them every day, and that have nothing in common and nothing to say to them. I feel bad but also really really angry. I dont know why my sister writing to me makes me smash things. I would okay with a phonecall every fortnight or something.
>>5803159
Fine
>>5803150
he has a bf now
>>5803166
o.O
>>5803168
every time i see this i'm like
that's literally over $1000 of dildos
>>5803170
Who?
>>5803187
Nah, it's nowhere near that much, what sludge said, it's probably around a grand roughly, I tried to buy during sales as much as possible.
>>5803168
Beautiful
Do you think gays would like the feel of a pocket pussy?
>>5803219
One of my toys is a horse pussy, a silicone hole is a hole.
>>5803219
What's a pocket pussy?
>>5803234
>you have all sorts of sex apps at your fingertips and you think you'll never fuck two bottoms
Good point. I take it back.
One of these days I'm going to get grindr.
>>5803265
>sticking your penis in things
gross
I'm glad I never had this impulse
>>5803277
Are you saying you want a MLP themed horse dildo or BD doesn't have one that caters to that desire? Get a chance or http://bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves
>>5803282
why do you hate your penis?
>>5803277
i took about 15 pinkie pie barbies off the shelves at work today cause nobody buys them
>>5803298
Hole is a hole when it comes to silicone/toys, I have a vagina simulated toy and an butt simulated toy, they feel kind of the same.
>>5803291
I want a giant blue dildo that represents rainbow dash.
>>5803314
Get a chance or bumblehooves in that color, they're both horse cocks.
Did you propose your bf on leap day?
>>5803320
>it was modeled off a porn star so :T
Huh. I didn't know they did that.
I guess that makes two things that I learned today.
>>5803353
well i mean it was branded as a porn star's b-hole, i think all the butts are the same
they mold their dicks tho
>>5803362
I'll make molds of my anus, sell them, and make hundreds!
>send pic
>tfw fear of being outed immediately kicks in
I don't think this is the life for me.
>>5803415
No one I should even be afraid of. It just happens by default.
>>5803387
And use the money to buy more dragon dildos, right?
>>5803442
No, pay for school
>tfw havent been to the gym for 7 days
i can feel my motivation slipping away...
>>5803447
That sounds responsible, therefore I am instinctively against it.
>>5803296
I dont hate my penis, I love it so much that I dont want to put it inside dark, unwelcoming moist holes
>>5803453
Ill suck your dick if you go for me daddy.
>>5803463
I just don't really need any new dragon dildos right now, not until I can take more of my larger ones.
>>5803404
>fear of being outed
I know that feel all too well.
A bit too well if I may say.
>tell new qt date I love the outdoors because don't want to seem like a hermit
>thought he meant like tennis or jogging
>he says we're going bush camping in middle of nowhere
>check the place out, there are snakes and spiders all over
Help
>>5803488
Man up, time to spend some nights in the woods and get your boypussy fucked behind the bushes.
>>5803036
Sass out the ass
>>5803509
I do like outdoors but I'm a city boy
>>5803453
>tfw haven't worked out in 3 weeks
i was thinking about doin it today but i doooon't caaare
>>5803524
>I'm a city boy
Red flag.
>>5803488
>camping in the middle of nowhere with someone you barely even know
How can i get dates as a social autist? Theres this sweet little qt i met on tinder but i cant deal with the rejection when he runs away after i cover him in spaghetti
>>5803552
You have to kill yourself.
>>5803320
I want a purple dildo to make myself feel like a king.
>>5803535
I want to live in country side with masc country bf
>>5803561
No pls
bamzooki
>>5803568
how regal
>>5803569
Too bad, city boy
The cool and totally ripped country kind of guys just fuck each other, and your SO too because you're a fucking sissy who probably likes to watch
>>5803589
You're so hot sludgey.
Just wanted to let you know that.
>>5803569
I just want a peaceful country life with qt bf.
Maybe get a job in a slow cafe or something, I really hate living in the city for university.
>>5803603
>The cool and totally ripped country kind of guys just fuck each other
no, they fuck women
>>5803620
>tfw no city slicker bf to convert to chewing tobacco spittin, George Strait, pick up truck driving bf
LIFE IS SUFFERING
>>5803644
Then you die.
Alone.
>tfw no rich royal bf with a golden chariot so we can laugh at peasants together
tfw no mac demarco bf
>>5803630
confirmed for never having met a farmhand
they fuck livestock if nothing else is available ffs
>>5803664
you're talking about the desperate uggos
who wants to have sex with uggos
>>5803671
no, these guys actually fuck goats and sheep whether they're hot or not.
>>5803614
post bp kitty
>no qt bf to be skinny and depressed with
>hwn act as the big spoon that keeps your petite body warm on cold nights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9ohRa4
I might as well just give up tbqhqyl
>>5803691
to be honest I don't blame the rednecks
the average goat is just going to MAAA MAAA, but the average woman is going to MAAA MAAA and rob you while she's at it
>>5803734
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5803734
Iktf i need qt cuddles so bad :\
Why is Jeremy Kyle the best show on tv?
>>5803734
You can always become a lonely bitter fag like I did.
You'll still cry yourself to sleep but you'll at least convince yourself that you're better than those happy peasants.
Why does no one like me here?
ugh, paying $40/mo for gym membership sucks
i'm a poor college student ffs
>>5803815
>Fat
>Ugly
>Annoying
>Attention seeking
>Friendly with attention seeking tranny
I feel bad for even replying.
>>5803851
:(
>>5803815
I like you qt
>>5803844
Doesn't it modivate you to actually use it though?
>>5803865
You just suck up to everyone because nobody but the other hated and desperate trips likes you.
>>5803872
No i just dont bully people and from what ive seen hes done nothing to justify being bullied..
>>5803881
You don't "bully" people because you're an annoying little kid who's desperate for attention.
How do I dress to get a jew bf
>>5803888
100% correct, i just want friends :\
>>5803694
Im good.
After talking with a slutty crossdresser on /v/ I want to get throatfucked
How do I find bf?
>>5803912
baka tbqh
>>5804005
Follow your dreams.
>>5804022
Keep posting on gaygen
>>5804032
>imfuckingplying
>>5804032
If you say so. How do you guys find bfs etc?
I have zero experience but I live in a city.
>>5804074
I serenade to my mates.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07WoX3aH4I8
>>5804074
Tinder has worked the best, dont even look at the grindr meme
>>5804085
Okay I guess I'll try that.
Do you just put a face pic? Is it mainly people looking for hookups?
How do I stay safe?
Sorry for all the questions.
>>5804122
Its mostly relationships from my experence, you need a face pic if you want any replys i think but youre not forced to.
Stay safe? I dont know, i guess tell people where you are going and who with in case they rape and murder you :)
>>5804074
last two guys I went out with asked me on a date
try tinder or something
>>5804411
Impure.
>>5804411
They just asked you randomly?
>>5804422
Say, baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
>>5804437
Mhm.
>>5804411
This is proof anyone can get a date. What a world!
>>5804439
mild fooling around, but no sex
I must stay pure for Jesus
>>5804460
Not if I can help it.
>>5804453
I got two dates and a shot and a drink the last time I sang somewhere.
>>5804453
I think its different for Hitler.
I mean, he's attractive and I'm not degrading his sexy looks. But overall he just looks like a faggot. So I wouldn't be surprised that dudes wander up to an attractive, yet outwardly flaming looking dude.
No offense Hit, but come on man. You don't know what homie looks like.
I'm not gay but I just wanted to say I hope you fags have a great night.
-love /pol/
>>5804475
I guess, but I think if you put yourself out there and make an actual effort things will happen for you
>>5804490
Like Christmas miracles from father Christmas Claus!
You should post more often. Shitler loves when you post.
>>5804489
you are gay you would'nt be here biatch
>>5804512
Did you hear my jingles earlier?
Weren't they ho-ho-ho-riffic? =D
>>5804528
I'm not gay you fucking faggot.
>>5804539
being gay is great. try it you'll love it
>>5804554
>being a degenerate faggot
lol okay there kid.
>>5804568
>kid
Calling people that sadly doesn't make you cool. You'll have to try harder :(
i think we should all be each others bfs and stop fighting
>>5804568
>you'll never have the love, respect, and carnal knowledge of someone you consider to be your equal
Truly, the straight life is suffering.
>>5804568
>not wanting to be a glorious degenerate reveling in your hedonism
>>5804609
fuck you
submissive faggy bottom and dominant masculine top is better
>>5804627
I mean true I was just appealing to the /pol/tards assured misogyny
>>5804599
Are you a QT?
>>5804599
are you jewish
>>5803168
i have a medium nox, what else is worth getting?
>>5804736
rex tbqh
>>5804736
Whatever you want
SOMEONE POST ANNSKELLINGTONS DICK PLS
>tfw no annskellington bf
>will never make little Coral my gf
JUST
>>5804895
>gf
bb pls
I got something for you, maybe.
Dragon dildos are just a meme, right..?
>>5804949
why dont you try them out for yourself anon.
>>5804954
I don't wanna spend all that money on something that could never possibly fit in me. Can I just borrow yours?
>>5804963
ok baby wer u at boi, mine even has the cumtube.
>>5804975
b o s t o n ?
o
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t
o
n
?
also wtf is a cumtube
Hi friends, i just got through some potential sexy friend drama but it turns out everything is fine and wonderful and i got me a new, super sweet and romantic, huge dicked fwb
+1 Quality of Life
>>5804982
it squirts cum lube through the tip.
>>5805014
filtered
>>5805014
you got rid of bigboi?
>>5805027
Wut, no way, slutboi and me and still super tight
I can have more than one fwb at a time
>>5805018
wtf I don't get it. Pls don't make me google this.
>>5805048
google it
>>5805050
how about I just come over and you show me?
>>5805063
bitch you are hours away from me, im just here in toronto all by myself, google the dam dragon dicks.
>>5805074
>try to be flirty
>get called a bitch, told to google it
sorry to bother you ;~;
>>5805091
aww im sorry, want to snugglo with me XD rawr XD !!!1111!!
which qt do you want to be your bf?
>>5805048
It's a tube that goes through the middle of the dildo and has an opening where the urethra would be. You take a syringe, fill it with cumlube, attach it to the plastic end that sticks out, then squeeze down on the plunger, and bam, cumlube or whatever you put in it will squirt out the top, so it's essentially cumming.
>dont have a phone anymore
>can still download & run emulator to use hookup apps if I wanted to
>won't do it though because of how awkward it would be when someone asks for my actual number
death is near
>>5805163
>ywn keep soalone warm and cozy
w h y l i v e
h
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l
i
v
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>>5805163
none desu
>>5805163
soalone
he's a qt
>>5805199
this
>>5805163
jugglerpanda looks the cutest
>>5805163
If I had to choose at a gunpoint, I'd choose soalone, then kill myself.
>>5805216
this but the shirt ruins it
>>5805163
>tc still full of 4/10s
Never change
>>5805226
The appeal to Bad-Dragon dildos are a few things
-They offer unique shaped toys that are not always found elsewhere
-Offer lots of customization options such as size, color, firmness, cumtube, and suction cup
-Made of high quality materials, medical grade silicone, easy to clean, durable, lasts a long time. My oldest dragon dildo is like 3-4 years old and is still in great shape
>>5805163
DELETE THIS
>tfw no bf who is okay with my chewing tobacco usage
pls anyone
>>5804085
>tfw no normiebook profile so I can't make a tinder
fuckin reee lads
>>5805297
depends how good you can fuck me, if we're being completely honest
>>5805297
ew that's fucking nasty dude
>>5805303
Do you like being beat into submission?
I like to choke my bfs out as I rail them.
>>5805311
hey bby, come over
>>5805311
10/10 tbqh
>tfw in to deep with this relationship
>bf positively adores me, tells me I'm his world
>tells me I even prevent him from self-harming
>I'm not exactly attracted to him anymore
>we share nothing in common
>his personality actually annoys me sometimes
Fuck guys I don't want to break his heart or put him in a bad place, but I don't want to keep putting on a dishonest act just to appease him.
>>5805163
i claim cats and his blanky
>>5805338
fuck off I claimed him on weekends already
you can have him during the week, if he can even walk : ^ )
>>5805328
.. do you live in NC?
>>5805344
uh uh, i'll just claim you and claim him by extension :3
>>5805337
will you cook for me?
>>5805337
>Break his heart and move on. Dragging the relationship along is lame as fuck.
I don't know if I'm still romantically attracted to him or not though, I still care about him, that means something right? I just don't really want to have sex with him or stuff like that.
>>5805163
cats is absolutely wonderful
>>5805353
I'm down
>>5805355
yeah but you gotta be OK with spicy foods
>>5805360
>I still care
This means something, but it does not mean you should continue dragging him along m8. Set him free so he can find someone who does care about him, is romantically interested with him, AND wants to do w.e he's into. You'll also have the freedom of finding that someone you match with as well.
>>5805369
m i n e
