hey leggbutts
straight cisgirl here. I just caught my younger brother sleeping with his best friend. we share an house together and i was away on a trip but came home two days early and found them both asleep naked on a pull out floor mattress thing we have in the living room. my brothers friend was sprawled out and my brother was curled up to him with his head on his chest. There was also a thing of lube next to them.
I didn't wake them up, just went to my room and went to sleep. Not sure if they know that I saw them.
What should I do?
Nothing, it's none of your business. If he doesn't want to talk about it, there's nothing to talk about.
>>5801728
Seconded.
>>5801722
As long as he and his friend cleaned up after themselves, probably better to do nothing. Closeted, he and his friend will be much more discrete than they would otherwise be, so there's no gain in outing him.
>>5801722
Your brother definitely sounds like the sub
i'm making a yaoi about this
Hopefully he is using protection.
If you want to support him the ideal thing would be to say something like "so I know you're at least somewhat into guys and I want to let you know it's OK. It's totally up to you who you tell or don't tell, I'm not going to tell anyone about it. I love and support you however you are."
If you actually hate the fact that he likes guys, just pretend you never saw it.
>>5801780
Kek. So glad I'm an only child.
don't act like it's a big deal because that can get weird. plus it's really not a big deal, anyway. all you know is he had sex with his friend and that's all that matters -- if he wants to have a serious discussion where he tells you he's gay then he should be the one who initiates that
>>5801780
Hmm. Maybe you could allude to your knowledge to watch him twitch? Again, you don't want him to know that you know, or you'll have your-brother-having-loud-sex-while-you're-at-home somewhere in your near future. Don't let a little more fun now give you a headache later.
>>5801722
>my brothers friend was sprawled out and my brother was curled up to him with his head on his chest
Congratulations, it's a uke.
>>5801780
you should totally do that, then force him to wear girl clothes or else you'll tell on him. Make him cute and girly! We can supply you with horemones!
purchase strap-on, commence blackmailing
>>5801722
>First tell no one
>Second ask him later
> third dont be a dick and do anti gay bullshit
> fourth tell him you will love him no matter what
Problem solve
>we share an house together
>an house
>>5802334
a lot of accents don't pronounce h's at the beginning of words
an ouse
I guess you should buy some yaoi comics and show it to him and have a heart to heart about the uke and seme. Perhaps buy a strap-on and give him a little lecture.
>>5801722
>>What should I do?
Um, nothing
>>5801780
just don't
>>5801780
I have an idea:
Blackmail them into making porn videos and link them here.
>>5803600
Yes, and dress them up in girly clothes, like maid dress and such.
>>5801780
Make him wonder if you know it or not, find something that's highly related but not directly connected. News reports about lgbt-related things, whatever topic you can connect to gays. But do this when he's alone with you, don't involve the other. You could be a dick, why not, make him spill spagetti too maybe, but when you are done, tell him all.
>>5803624
They'll like it eventually and then it's not blackmail anymore and we get free amateur porno every weekend.
>>5801792
100% this.
>>5801792
She should pretend she never saw it anyway.
All that "I accept you for who you are" is massive cringe and most people struggle to get it past their lips which makes it sound unconvincing, which it is.
Better say nothing and let him be.
>>5801722
Keep trying to set him up with girls and ask about if he's slept with a girl yet. When he gets uncomfortable, start asking him if likes dick. Make sure to describe really lewd gay things. Thick, throbbing cocks, dripping with excitement, balls squirming as they pump cum through the dick. Stuff like that.
>>5803818
but then once he's really uncomfortable and hot and bothered, and the tension is nice and high, show up dressed like a guy, and wordlessly dominate him into a corner of his room, and forcibly give him a handjob while staring sternly and manfully into his eyes
>>5801722
>my brothers friend was sprawled out and my brother was curled up to him with his head on his chest.
Dawww.
>>5803884
>manfully
This is one of my new favorite words now.
>>5801792
DO THiS.
