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I am making this thread for no other reason than that this is a choice image from /his/ which deserves reproduction here.

Was your sodomy ever interrupted by a supportive yet embarrassing oompaa band, while a catty, pensive voyeur (best part of the image) looked on?
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>>5783209

Although I made no effort to advertise or to link to other gaygens, I can't help feeling wounded that there was not a single reply. bump.
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every thread deserves a reply
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>>5790321
no it doesn't
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How do into being bottom?
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>>5790377
yes it does
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that germany kid is a babe, would suck dick for
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>>5783209
I'm not a part of this thread but I stopped in because that image made me choke on my water laughing. The guy on top looks pissed off too.
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>>5794516
Welcome to gaygen baybur
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>>5783209
You go on /his/ too?
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>tfw there will be no mass failure and destruction of all technology in the modern world followed by societal collapse on a grand scale until humanity regresses to a primitive hunter-gatherer state once again
>tfw no bf either
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>>5794530
>Pokemon will never be real
>No polyamorous bfs
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If you want gaygen to become active and not as shite as it has been for the last 8 months or so, then there needs to be some order restored. Otherwise if there is no real difference between the conversation topics, then everything stagnates and then you get a bunch of preppy cunt nu-trips pop up who make the place even worse.

>Designated bullying targets
- Oshie. Why? Unattractive, contributes nothing of value to the thread, kiwi.
- Wiz. Why? It's Wiz, you don't need any further reason than that.
- Senpai. Why? Hasn't read me a bedtime story since the one with the boy and the dog and the knot and all that stuff.

>Ignore list
- Irishanon. He has been receiving way too much attention recently and it's all gone to his potatohead. That bit where he pretended to go all schizo was cringey as fuck. Best way to deal with him is to simply ignore him. Starve him of attention like we starved those mick cunts back in the glory days.

- Circe and Fatboi. Don't even need to say anything specific desu, they're just awful.

>Banned topics/posts
- Weed. No more discussion of the recreational use of marijuana. It's boring as fuck and it's smoked by 12 year olds these days. DUDE WEED LMAO memes are accepted and encouraged especially in response to Senpai.
- Calling femgen a bunch of catty queens while being a diva cunt yourself. At least they stay in their own thread.
- Any post using a drag queen gif, picture or words like shadey shade and all that crap.

>General rule
DO NOT GIVE ANY ATTENTION TO THE TRANNIES OR THEY WILL KEEP COMING BACK TO RUIN THIS PLACE
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>>5794525

No, whatever gave you that idea? :^O
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>>5795140
I agree with the pot shit.
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Sup bromosexuals how are you Lil deviants doing this morning?
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>>5795140
>>5795677
this is now a stoner thread
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>>5795928
post guys smoking weed
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>>5783209
The last thread didn't even finish you stupid fucking moron. Obey the fucking rules dipshit!
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>>5795929
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Is it bad I want to see Trump win just to watch my fellow millennials cry? This country will go down either way so might as well watch it go down the most entertaining way. Just look at Canada and Europe.
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>>5795968
You know, I actually trust in Trump. I really do believe that he wants what is best for his country and the American people. The fact that the media (controlled by da j00z) is so unbelievably against him that they are practically just making shit up about him now to try to discredit him shows that the Zionists are actually worried.

If the Zionists are worried, that's a damn good thing. That means they know he is genuine with what he's saying, otherwise the media would still be mocking him instead of screaming like a scared child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg This is a really fantastic video that explains how the media manipulates what Trump is saying into pure lies, and how Trump himself manipulates the media to his own advantage. It's 70 minutes long but you can listen to it in the background, you don't need to see the vid.
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>>5795968

I'm left/centre, but I don't think there's anything wrong with this. I don't even think Trump will have the opportunity to fuck the country up more than most of the other guys already do, and I despise my generation and most of my political peers as well. I don't like the right much, either, but I don't like how completely fucking stupid so much of the popular left has been. It's embarrassing when I'm supposed to agree with them.
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>>5795929
Holy shit that looks like my cousin
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>>5795989
Would you rather have Trump or Hillary in power though?
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>>5795994

Probably Hillary - if it came to running things. I do like some stuff Trump has to say, but I don't really trust him any more than I do Hillary-type politicians. My suspicion is that Trump would get elected and then just become a standard conservative president and basically stay-the-course a little to the (compassionate!) right. It would be disappointing, except for the entertainment value of my apparent comrades having something to actually complain about and non-stop hilarious protesting.

Hillary, on the other hand, would stay-the-course a little to the (supposed) left and still be able to represent the US pretty well on a global scale even as she bombed the shit out of everybody. Plus, I'm hoping for a Clinton economic revival.
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>go to the shop to get a bottle of coke
>Younger teenagers look at me and laugh

life is hard when you're faggy
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>>5796015
Well I typed a load of stuff out then Chrome died on me and I lost it all. Fuck retyping even half because lazy but:

>Benghazi shows she is incompetent
>4 Americans killed
>Covered it up which shows she doesn't care about the American people
>Email scandal shows she cannot be trusted with state secrets

Not to mention she's a psychopath warmonger. Even Jeb! would be a better choice for El Presidente than Hillary.

If I was a Democrat/centre-left and Hillary won the primaries and I couldn't justify voting for the GOP (It's gonna be Trump) then I just wouldn't vote at all desu. That woman is evil incarnate. She flipflops on everything depending on current public opinion. Remember the gay marriage stuff?
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>>5796029
then stop being faggy
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>>5796036
>e-mail scandal

Several other candidates did the same shit.

>Benghazi

I don't trust that that's on her.

>Covered it up

I don't recall seeing this substantiated. There's a lot of pointing fingers at her on the strength of "It's a conspiracy!!!"

>Not to mention she's a psychopath warmonger.

Everyone is. Haven't you learned anything from Obama?

>That woman is evil incarnate. She flipflops on everything depending on current public opinion.

I'd rather a flip-flop than a devout fuckup.
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>>5796061
From what I remember about Benghazi, the Ambassador requested more security because they had intel that they were going to be attacked shortly. There really is no reason to not provide additional security considering there's like a battalion of Marines just for the role of protecting embassies. Hillary seemed to ignore it and went to bed or something, when she woke up she had 4 Americans dead and tried to have a media silence around it because she realised she dun goof'd. Can't remember if this is 100% correct but it seemed to be along the lines of her contacting the CIA to get them to cover it up and they pretty much went "lol u fukt up" and didn't do shit.

Trump is the only (relevant) candidate that has always been a supporter of gay marriage, he's the only GOP cd who isn't planning on repealing the supreme court ruling unless he's changed his statement from a few months ago.

It seems Trump's strategy at the moment is to reach out to the far right, to herd them in and secure their vote, then once he has them he'll become more moderate to secure the primary and then the Presidency.

In my opinion, if Trump wins then we will at most step up hugely with the airstrikes against ISIS, become buddies with Russia and have 8 years of relative peace and prosperity. If Clinton wins, nuclear war with lots of dead white people.
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>>5796076
Should add that I remember some bollocks about "Oh it's not an embassy, it was a diplomatic compound" to try to justify Clinton's shite handling of the situation.
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>>5796076
it's all the jews' fault honestly.

trump 2016
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How does gaygen deal with straight crushes?
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>>5797027
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I am possibly meeting with a guy later this week to do gay dick things. I have never been with a guy before. wat do
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Where should i post? The other threads seem more attractive...
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>>5797027
Hit on them until they eventually stop talking to me
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I think this is gay.
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How do I find bf?
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>>5801727
Post ass
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>>5801745
I'd rather not. Do people just go to bars or something?
I don't understand.
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hnng
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Don't worry, dumbass. I haven't forgotten your failure thread.
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>>5801727
Become a trip
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i wanta bf
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>>5809426
r u cut or uncut
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>>5809377
i would never date a guy who trips on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
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>>5795956
bong smoking is a disgusting act to witness
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>tfw no slav bf
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>>5809730
>no russian cyka bylat dom top bf to show me his guns
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There's blood in my poop

Help ;-;
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>>5809769

Bright red or dark red?
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>>5790734
you take a dick. Learn to take a dick. That is how you bottom.
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>>5809779
Not sure because i peed as well so everything got mixed up
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>>5809787

Have you done anal recently? Did you see blood when you wiped?
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>>5795919
pretty shit. its fucking raining and I gotta cycle to work. Shits fucked. How are you gentle anon?
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>>5797206
if your gonna bottom learn how to clean yourself properly. If your gonna top, bring condoms. Just go slowly and chill. Sex is funny and something that should be enjoyed by both of you. The less stressed you are the better you will be. Also, be prepared for shit to happen, it is guaranteed to happen. Don't worry sweet anon, dick stuff is fun.
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>>5809769
you may have haemorrhoids, check your butt. If its bright red its fresh blood so its from an area closer to your anus. If its a maroon or black then its internal bleeding.
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>yfw my boyfriend's exfriend has been telling his roomies (one of which is one of the best known gogo dancer in the city) about the stories my boyfriend told him how I pleasure my boyfriend so well and how big my dick is.
Feels good.
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>>5809868
I hate you
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>>5809868
>Has gay friends IRL
>Boyfriend talks to his ex
>Boyfriend shares intimate details with his ex
>Considers a gogo dancer to be a prestigious position

You and everyone you know are degenerates
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>>5809984
This xDD
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>>5809730
H..hi
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>>5809984
You don't have gay friends in your life? How do you express and surround yourself with your own chosen tribe? Are you drowning in a world of hetronormitivity?
Never said my boyfriend still talks to his ex, or even this exfriend.
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>>5809984
of course the guy screaming degenerate doesnt know how to read.
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>>5810015
>chosen tribe
>Implying being gay is a choice
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>See grindr message
>"hey daddy ;) "
>PANIC
>See its a bot

Oh thank goodness. I may be gay dead but I'm sure as hell no daddy
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Let's get some shoes
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>>5810028
Good?
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>>5810028
palladiums
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Muh Loakes
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>>5810067
cute. decent urban taste unlike other two posters. post feet. :)
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>>5810152
Hey I work in an office. Plus theres nothing better to dance in.
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>>5810152
ty!
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>>5810179
How are your soles so qt I'm jealous.
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>tfw he leaves you for a twinkier twink
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>best friend still doesn't have Facebook
>have to update him about people all the time and tell him about stuff he might be into so he does something
>he always does and it helped him so many times to meet people, go to events, get materials for work and so on
"i just don't need it!"
"its a waste of time"
"grow up"

It is a waste of time, but a waste of time for ME. Gahh
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>>5810237
DUDE, he likes to talk to you, if he gets a facebook your entire friendship will crumble since he will not need you anymore.
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>>5810251
Hahah yeah right. I don't think that's how things work anon.
I once made him do it and he created some fake profile with a cringey name to follow some groups and what not, but I noticed he's never on it and he admitted he hates it. He doesn't even have a smartphone, but old flip phone and doesn't like to go on his computer except to play CSGO.
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>>5810237
>Cant take a photo of myself I like
>No profile pic hence no facebook account
>Whenever I meet someone new they ask for my facebook account
>Tell them I dont have one
>Suddenly dont exist to that person, end up as a social ghost

Fuck facebook
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>>5810288
Yeah, if you're not on the internet you are a social ghost actually. Its all about having something besides your IRL persona, be it Instagram, FB or at least an email/G+.
I don't understand why you people ignore this fact so much. I am not thrilled with things being as they are and all that expose bothers me, but its how it is and what you have to do to fit in and expand your social circle. I'm sure I wouldn't have so many friends and contacts if I didn't have a FB to check on them on occasion and arrange some meetups. Or maybe I would, Idk.
As I'm getting older, I'm carefully picking those contacts and friends I can have some use of and then I chat them up and we hang out, its how connections for jobs and various favors work, 80% of everything goes through the connections. I'm sure they do the same often. I kinda stopped bothering hanging around people who are lifeless and have no job, education and social life after a certain age, its just fruitless and it brings me down. So real friends (regardless of what they do) and useful contacts is all I care about really.
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https://howhot.io/

how hot does it think you are, gaygen?
it thinks i'm an uggo
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>>5810472
same.
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>>5810531
did you get an hmm too?
it made me cry

at least i also got an ok
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>>5810537
i don't remember, i think i got 'okay' which is equal to 'umm no' in the best case scenario. but that website makes no sense, i posted a pic of some building and it got 'hot'.
anyway, could you tell me if the archive is still up? or is it gone forever?
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Peanut butter, banana, chocolate, white icing.
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How do you guys stay so slim ;-;

I'm trying not to eat but it just makes me hungrier :c
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>>5810862

Dont eat less, eat better. 1000calories of pizza is easy to eat, but like 300calories of steak will fill you up completely.
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>>5810846
Peanut butter, penis, chocolate, cum.
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>>5810862
TRIP ON KLEEEEEIIIIIINNN
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>>5810472
trip on Klein
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>>5810862
c-chubby guys are h-hot
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>tfw you bail from shitty trashy party with straight virgin robot, get him very drunk and cuddle him all night while he cries
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>tfw no dann bf to take on vacation and have sex with in a foreign country
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>>5810886

damn he needs to lose like 80lbs
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>>5810917
>tfw no dann bf to take with me to europe deep undercover as an old lady and her european son in order to uncover the plot to destroy america
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>>5810886
yea this doesnt work at all then
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>>5810926
>tfw no dann bf to undergo training with the CIA to be inserted into Hong Kong to start a pro democracy revolution to piss off the Chinese and focus their attention back on repressing their people even greater, spreading more discontent across China and their SAR. And then have sex with when the missions over.
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>>5810919
>>5810927
kek
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>>5810957

Holy shit that's the best economic foreign policy plan I've ever seen.
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>>5810926
>>5810957
I just dunno what you guys see in dann. Of gaygen twinks, soalone and niq are hotter?
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>>5810995
is dann the guy that went under /pol/ack before?
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>>5810995
Soalone is qt.

But I find dann more attractive. But I also think that dann will become great in life, not just about money. But I think he's got a big heart and ambition to make it.
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Today the weather was way better and it reminded me of sunny summer days when I'd go to gym and be comfy drunk every day watching football, happily wearing my tank tops and shorts, sometimes going out with friends and being super happy in that summer haze. Even nights were good and sweaty and boys were down to fuck.
I wonder if its like that in all countries that have sunny weather all year round?
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>>5811004
FUCK YOU RETARD
WARM WEATHER SUCKS I HATE THE SUN I HATE LIVING IN BRAZIL
NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO LIVE IN A SHITTY THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BUT I ALSO HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEING SWEATY AND SEEING PEOPLE WEARING SHORTS TANK TOPS AND FLIP FLOPS
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>>5811019
It's raining in here right now, stop being nordestino.
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>>5811026
I live in the south though
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Why don't you have a bf yet?

You don't want to be lonely forever do you?

Maybe you should get a shoegaze/post-punk bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5RZCrtqEuI
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>>5811019
People aren't meant to live well in cold climates, its just retarded to have to put on so much clothes just to not die or get very sick.
Days are also shorter, everyone has less energy and I get depressed for literally no reason and things like movies and reading are the only things that make any sense besides work and studying.
But I'm with you on flip flops. Damn. Not wearing thaat.
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>>5811033
Because i'm a straight white guy obviously.
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>>5811034
Yeah right
Try taking an overcrowded bus after you spent the day working and you're exhausted and it's 100 F outside
You'll never say that again
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>>5811045
I know what its like, its been 100 here often and I did the same.
Still better than freezing all the time, night falling so early, having to care about your clothes a lot, not feeling a lot of energy and many other things. Going at work before dawn at dark, coming back home at dark. And being lonely is bearable in the summer. There are also so many festivals then and things to do just by going out of the house literally.
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>>5810995
They all have ugly personalities
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>I snuggled up to a friend of mine for the first time last night
>He's a skinny little thing, I'm a chunk of fat with hair
>He's named himself after a Norse god, trying to disassociate himself from a hard upbringing; we're both pretty big geeks
>As we're into severe heavy petting, for some reason the name comes up in conversation
>He says "Don't talk about that right now, you'll give me a god complex"
>For some reason, something just pops into my head.
>I flip him onto his back, pin him down and whisper "Puny god..." into his ear
>He goes fucking WILD

I haven't been this intimate with someone for a while, and it's kinda refreshing that I can get that kind of reaction out of someone with a few words.

Any tips for starting out with a bloke? He's long since been out, but I'm finding my feet in that regard.
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>>5811097
F U C K T H A T B P
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>>5811097

Step 1. Both of you get naked
Step 2. Sniff his butt
Step 3. Sex
Step 4. AIDS
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>>5811097
Play with his dick, go from there.
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>>5811118
Uh. Did that.

It's kinda weird, though. I'm the bigger guy physically, but I'm averaged-sized, whereas he is skinny as hell but has the bigger dick.

He's also a submissive one, so I kinda don't know how to proceed. Maybe it's just nerves.
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>>5811148
It seems like he's into power play, "make him" suck your dick.
If it's too soon, heavy petting is fun too.
Get naked together.
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>>5811148
just like, work on that dom instinct you obviously have. Use your body to your advantage physically and pin him like the little slut he is ;~;

He obviously liked it when you threw him around and pinned him before, I'm sure it wouldn't take much to add dick into the equation
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>go to cambridge-hosted physics workshop because I wanted to learn about 3D vector calculus
>worried ill be the stupidest person there
>mfw its actually a 2D vector workshop
>mfw its a charity thing for struggling students
>mfw just wasted 4 hours of my life going over basic GSCE-tier maths over and over again

Cripes.
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>>5811156

Did you find a boyfriend there?
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>>5811156
Should have looked into It more b
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>>5811161

no but i did make two "homies"
nice guys, although they did try and pay me to perform "a hit" on one of their rivals on the basis that as a visitor to the school I wouldn't be punished.

>>5811164

The website just said "Vectors workshop hosted by Cambridge" and I assumed recklessly
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>>5811168

Were they melanin enhanced gentlemen?
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>>5811173

No, why would they be?

They were just North Londoners
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>>5811097
>he named himself after a Norse god
>into severe heavy petting
>"puny god"

You are cancerous cringey things that shouldn't be allowed to speak until you grow up.
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r8 keyboard

post keyboards
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>>5811184

This is the exact same set-up I have

Let's have sex
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>>5811182
Just because you're a humorless robot with a vocabulary limited to "UNDRESS" and "BYE" doesn't mean everyone is.
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>>5811155
>>5811151
>Dom instinct
Is that what that was? I thought I was just making a cheesy Avengers reference.

I've always been kinda passive - though not submissive - in real life, so getting back into something like that after so long and finding those instincts kicking in is a little worrying. As someone my size, I've always been afraid of hurting people with an errant movement, y'know?

I'll try to be a little more forceful. I'm probably going to feel horrible about the idea of taking advantage, but I imagine we'll talk it out like faggots if something goes wrong. Yes, I'm aware of and embracing the irony.

Thanks, guys.
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>>5811194
>but I imagine we'll talk it out like faggots if something goes wrong
Relationships 101
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>>5811190
but that anon is right though, the entire bit was cringy as fuck. Just because you have a cringy sense of humor doesn't make it not cringy tbqh

>>5811156
>struggling students
sounds perf 4 u m8
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>>5811194
> afraid of hurting people
sounds like he'd just enjoy it even more m8 what the fuck are you worried about
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>>5811194
>big guy
>afraid of hurting people
oh lord anon Iktf
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>>5783209
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>>5811097
>He's a skinny little thing, I'm a chunk of fat with hair

You blew it.
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>>5811209
big guys who are afraid of hurting people are easily the most irritating to date

>slap me
>a-are you sure
>yeah do it
>no actually slap me
>I d-did
>no actually slap me just SLAP ME
and then you wind up slapping the big guy to show him how to do it and he cries
end my life
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Niq, I posted your pic on /fit/.
You are getting some really nice compliments, but also some good advice.

Time to start lifting, stop squinting your eyes and get a better haircut.

>>>/fit/36226338
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>>5811255
advice from /fit/ is just getting advice from aesthetically blind fatties tbqh
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I'm starting gym stuff next week so in advance, I'm trying figure out what to do to start off?

I'm 5'6 and 190~ ish now, and I plan on starting off with working out 4 times a week for 1.5-2 hours after work.

Is there a good site for a routine that doesn't involve going to /fit/
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>>5811255
>niqs face when

>>5811263
they really want his boypussy though

>>5811274
>5'6 - 190
a manlet and fat as fuck?
lel, prepare to be made fun of
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>>5811279
>want his boypussy though
yeah but being chased by uggos who can do 2 pushups isn't desirable
/g/ and /mu/ are where the cuties are hiding

>>5811274
why workout when you can harmonize your body energies to the earth's core
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>>5811279
>>5811255

Also I laughed at "It means you look good but also means you look like you like to get your butt pounded"
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>>5811299
that's the most accurate definition of twink desu
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>>5811288

I don't think you can meet qt's when you harmonize with the earths core
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>>5811209
inorite?

>>5811220
He likes the way I look - apparently he loves my beard, loves the fact that he can snuggle into me. It's surreal for me.

>>5811206
>>5811225
Let me put it this way - we're the guys who were always taught that our size, be it fat or muscle or height (or some combination of the three) was a danger to the world around us, to society. It didn't help that many of us were infrequently jumped by smaller, scrappier people in school, because they knew that as soon as we fought back, we'd be the ones taking the blame for the whole thing.

We're afraid.
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>>5811332
unless you're black its no problem, blame it on white people
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>>5811332
Yeah but that brainwashing doesn't have to be permanent anon, look at it this way, you've been literally gifted with this really cute (i assume) boy who is begging to help get rid of that insecurity. Let him help you rather than trying to stay in your comfy bubble of afraidededneededness
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>>5811274
what is your goal? you're def. huge for your height.
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>>5811348
I guess you're right.

I'll report back to /gaygen/ next I have an opportunity after our next meet-up.
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What do you do when you're an ugly motherfucker? Kill yourself or have plastic surgery?
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>>5811417
lift or get rich
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>>5811417
the latter
if not
the former
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>>5811417
You're a faggot, just get /fit/, /fa/ and learn how to do /biz/ or get a nice job.
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>>5811432
I hate my face
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>>5811372
At least to 150 before the end of this year, with adjustments to my diet as well.

I miss being a skinny twink back in high school who could eat 5 plates of food. My metabolism died but my diet didn't lol.
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Hi friends. I cleaned up my room from top to bottom today. I think i should've stopped to go potty in the middle of it, my belly hurts now.
How's gaygen this disappointingly chilly wednesday?
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>>5811464
Struggling with the feels of an ex who I loved.
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>>5811447

Oh my God I just ate three eggs and two potatoes
Not that that's ever been a healthy regular diet for me
But holy shit I feel like I'm gonna die
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>tfw no hootie and the blowfish loving bf
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>>5811582
>coloured people
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>>5811582
I like hootie and the blowfish
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>>5811417
Do like kleinboy

complain
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>>5811469
Why the struggle?
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>>5811702
POST
WURST
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how is germany so perfect? he is the best. and cuddly? he is the most brave. he is kind. he is handsome, he plays good videos. he's strong. he's simply the best!
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[spoiler] that feel when 22 and still don't feel like an adult yet
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>>5811751

Get the fuck outta there, man.
I mean, seriously. If you can cover it up, kill the people who are holding you back. Beat holes into them like pork pinatas and clean it up with bleach.
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>>5811751
happy birthday!
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Gosh, I wonder what Irish is up to.
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>>5810152
>decent urban taste
>airwalks
lmao
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>>5811702
CUT
YOUR
NAILS
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>>5812027
thiiiiis
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>>5812027
Oh shit I forgot to crop that pic

no worries i clipped them shortly after I saw the pic
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>>5811702
>he still hasn't gone bald
could be 11/10 smdh
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>>5811464
>How's gaygen this disappointingly chilly wednesday?
I took hail in the face.
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>>5811702
He's not even ugly, just need to fix that hair and start smiling.
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>>5811255
lmao people thought it was a girl.
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>>5812090
>people thought this
even more evidence /fit/ are all fatties who haven't been outside in forever
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>>5811255
niq is dead.
Thankfully.
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>tfw you suddenly realize he probably liked you
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>>5812136
I dont know that feel
I'll never know that feel
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>>5812136
dumbass. blew it
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>>5812104
>>5812090
u guys r mean
>>5812097
so, so true.
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>>5812156
niq is just a massive cunt and I'm glad she died.
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>>5812163
love ur fellow man d00d p3ace and l0ve
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>>5812178
>love ur fellow man
niq is in no ways a man.
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>go into mascgen
>everyone's too busy projecting about how "masc" they are
>go into gaygen
>no ones here
>go into tc
>ugly sluts
>go into fit
>fat fucks
>go into g
>dumb tech illiterates
>go outside
>no one's there

what is even happening anymore
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>>5812188
Clearly you haven't seen his MASSIVE DICK
>>5812191
4chan was never good

No one's outside because you have no friends because you care too much about 4chan
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>>5812140
barely even know that feel
>>5812143
i have autism
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>>5812198
>MASSIVE DICK
niq pls your mutilated tranny clit does not deserve to be called a dick,
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>>5812198
>you have no friends
actually I have many, just because they're only in my head doesn't mean they aren't real
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>>5812211
Your dad seemed to think differently last night : ^ )
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>>5812227
I always knew my dad was into little girls.
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>>5812246
o damn
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>>5812246
Trial and error, the little boy he had was enough of a mistake.
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>>5812262
>the little boy he had was enough of a mistake.
I didn't know my father knew Ann.
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Who is the biggest shitposter on gaygen?
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>>5812284
the worst actually started dating each other and now barely return
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>>5812284
maybe the biggest shitposter on gygen was the friends we made along the way
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>>5812284
That fucking loser anonymous
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>>5812277
What do i care if you talk shit about Ann

Man you suck at this.

>>5812290
Lmao this desu
>>
YAAS GOD
WE DON'T WANT NO DEVILS IN THE HOUSE
WE WANT THE LORD
AND THAT'S IT!!
HALLELUYAH HAND OVER SATAN
JESUS PRAISE THE LORD
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>>5812298
>What do i care if you talk shit about Ann
I hate both Ann and niq, and they should both die of cancer and aids.

>Man you suck at this.
Not as bad as you suck cocks.
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>>5812314
Why wont you love me
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>>5812340
I loved once.
I don't want to feel that again.
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There's a cute chubby nerd on my bed with a blue hoolahoop halo around him
I just blew him, it was hot
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>>5812370
>cute
where
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>>5812370
Trannie pls go reeeeeeeee
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>>5812370
can we get a close up, maybe without the other guy in there?
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>>5812370
nobody gives a shit that you and fatboi are screwing, fuck off
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>>5812080
;-;
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>>5812410
pls be in canada so I can shave u
i'll also poke your dick
no sucky sucky tho
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>>5812370
>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
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>>5812410
hows the diet coming
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>>5812370
>yfw circe stopped being a super nice dweeb to a passive aggressive shitposter

I like this circe.
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>>5812392
of me?
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>>5812430
yeah you, not the other guy.
thanks.
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>>5812439
I-is it good?
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>>5812455
sure is :)
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>>5812370
In all honesty, I only want to see the guy in blue's feet.
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>>5812455
definitely not
shaving doesn't cost that much I highly recommend some razors
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>>5812430
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>>5812469
you like it bb?
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>>5812473

This looks like a scene from some kind of low-budget Dr. Strangelove remake.
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>>5812473
I can see the sick satisfaction on your fucking smug face. Like you know that the picture is going to piss people off, and you know it.

Like you get sadistic pleasure in being fat, while being so fat you piss off other people by simply existing.
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>>5812473
Gross manface tranny with giant nose

loser fat kid

Why are you posting ITT like we're supposed to care that ur fuggin? Get out, both of you are gross attention starved freaks. Pathetic narcissists that think anyone in this thread wants to see their hideous visage and think about their disgusting 2/10 sex.
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>>5812455
No. Both of you, fuck off.
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>>5812473
ruined it.
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>>5812473
Ahhh don't listen to the haters girls you look great. Its only those autistic oldfags that hate you guys. They are just jealous. Keep being yourselves girls!
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should I jack off?
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>>5812473
What the fuck is the market value of a tranny right now?


I thought it was a little high for some reason .
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>>5812508

Yes.

>>5812473

I fucking love how much you piss these retards off, though. Mad virgins.
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>>5812473
Is circe pregnant? She looks a little chubby...
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>tfw no gaygen bf to farm for yous together.
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>>5812473
LMAO
OTHER PEOPLE MAKE SILLY FACES BUT DONT HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT
YOU MAKE A SILLY FACE BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH BEING UGLY & FAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
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>>5812531
That's not circe.
It's just a random tranny.
Circe is secretly a fat balding 50 year old nigger living in the Bronx.
I forgot his name.
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>>5812370
>>5812473
i am jealous of your friendship t b h
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>>5812559
Mexiclean.
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>>5812473
>>5812370

not to be a dick but is circe trying to gain weight lately?

Looks kinda chubby desu
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>>5812568
rip
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>>5812599
Sorry bout it.
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>>5812609
Hi
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>>5812609
why did you kill him?
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>>5812574

I actually have, yeah. <3
I've been a skeleton for a long time.
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>>5812698
looks... bad... desu...

Are you sure you're not legitimately overeating?

Maybe some weight gain would've been necessary but your face is suffering now...
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>>5812528
>omg u go girll u are suuuuch a troll omggg
literally u rn
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>shitposted in this thread on saturday
>thread is still going
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>>5812706

Hush, i can do what i want with my body.
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