The other thread was far too unholy.
Have YOU done your duty to rid Evropa of filthy saracen heathens today?
olde threade >>5778832
Official thread theme: https://youtu.be/J_zjgZJOFl4
>>5780696
Evropa is fucked
America can still be made great again
>>5780707
I don't want to give up on our brother across the pond, but we do have more of a chance than them at the moment.
>tfw no /polgbt/ bf
>>5780741
>tfw too /pol/ for a bf
>>5780775
try me
>>5780776
I forgot to mention
>tfw too /ugly/ for bf
>>5780783
cut or uncut?
>>5780796
the worst kind
>>5780799
so the Jews got you? ;_;
>tfw no uncut ugly /pol/ bf
>>5780801
my father was uncut but got made fun of for it and didn't want his son to go through the same thing
>>5780741
h-hai
>>5780826
post vocaroo, qtkiwi
>2 threads
Why do people do this?
>>5780826
>/polgbt/
>likes feet
ok oshie move to burgerland right now and be my bf.
>>5780836
the other thread was gay
>>5780696
Deus vult, sed nolumus. Contemno nihil quod cinaedi et Iudaei. Dico, redde Americae magnae iterum!
>>5780696
We clearly didn't burn enough crunches last times. Robespierre veult!
>>5780696
Hahaha oh wow I found out more about my ex's new boyfriend
he's a huge fag who JUST got out of a relationship with another guy, and posted 100 selfies of him and my ex kissing and cuddling
That's not the kind of guy I expected my ex to go for. Holy shit.
>>5780799
Cut fags are worthless and gross I can't tell you. How many guys I've turned down because of it.
Please off ur self
>>5780830
Ugh i hate my voice and my mic is turrible but here, i tried ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08hs6g71mL3
>>5780852
Modo subsiste te curat de ex-amicum tuum, non est sanum.
>>5780859
Gross.
>>5780861
It was just for curiosity's sake, now I can't stop laughing
>>5780862
That cuts deep
>>5780852
>That's not the kind of guy I expected my ex to go for. Holy shit.
Spoiler. The faggot reminds your ex of you.
>>5780838
I wish, i love everything about america :\
>>5780868
I never posted 100 selfies while going "yaaas kween"
>>5780859
aaaaaaaadorable
>>5780859
qt marry me.
>>5780875
>I never posted 100 selfies while going "yaaas kween"
He wanted you to but didn't know how to broach the subject. And the new guy has your ex and you are posting here. The causal link seems obvious. :^)
>>5780884
I find it funny because my ex has been sucked in by a shallow twink who I found out has had several "relationships" in the just past few months; it's gonna crash and burn so fast, and knowing my ex, he'd come crawling back to me, and then I can kick his face in and tell him he had his chance.
I'm never getting another bf again after all this shit I've been through.
>>5780898
Literally the most jelly post I have ever seen
>>5780895
Move to Australia and you can be my sub housewife
cut or uncut?
>>5780904
Of course I'm jealous, my ex was the world to me and I was destroyed when he left me, and I still am. Every day I suffer from depression; there are some days when I don't think about it at all, then I do and it hits me like a tidal wave. Drinking it away doesn't help. Avoiding him doesn't help.
>>5780921
Don't you have hobbies?
Oh wait, that's us, isn't it?
>>5780926
fuck off roastie, he doesn't need your negativity
go ruin some glorious straight man's life
>>5780926
>hobbies
uhh
>>5780912
Is that you, Bullykun?
>>5780934
>uhh
Bleach your anus. Do it. DOOOO IT. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>5780944
Cozy, we can rain redpills on the masses together :)
>>5780952
anon please i think my asshole is fine the way it is
>>5780921
The worst part is I have [spoiler]no friends[/spoiler] (at least not ones I see every day... or every week)
>>5780952
What does it do? Make hair not visible or burn it off?
>>5780931
Huh?
>>5780976
It bleaches your anus.
>>5780976
turns a brown anus pink
>>5780996
what if you're a nigger?
What's also sad is that if I couldn't trust my ex, who never cheated, was always there for me, and guided me through new experiences, who can I trust?
The same thing will just happen to me over and over. I've become distant from other people because of this.
>>5780998
yes and until it gets stained again
>>5780999
its just a prank, no one actually does it
>>5780971
>anon please i think my asshole is fine the way it is
Well if you are going to ignore the suggestions from an anon on a Mongolian surfboard painting museum, then I can't help you. GOOD DAY SIR.
>>5780967
>tfw no innawoods bf to withdraw from society with
>>5781011
Its all i want from life...
Fire Emblem fates has decided to censor parts of the game they deem homophobic for the english release, specifically removing a character who resists same-sex advances. Fans are pissed that they're missing out on the originally intended game. How do you stand on this?
>>5781021
who cares honestly
they changed a shitload of things for the english release, like every localization ever does, and the fact that the changed a somewhat bizarre scene revolving around an inconsequential into something roughly as incoherent (logically, not incoherent in what's happening) but less skeevy for the english release doesn't concern me
what does concern me is why it took so long for them to translate a game, when /vg/ or whatever had it all done in like, three weeks or so max.
why are professionals universally terrible at their jobs?
>>5781005
Some people do it. But I guess mostly a porn thing.
>>5781021
similar to the vivian issue from paper mario 2, a game i greatly enjoyed regardless of social stigma
i don't care
>>5781037
why did you choose baby jim carey grinch, of all things, to be your avatar
>>5781047
Mistakes were made.
>>5780967
don't let your dreams be memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07h0ksKx5sM
>>5781081
>>5781081
m-my heart.. Owch
>>5781081
>no rainbow shirt
>no actual Mein Kampf
Pathetic.
Who's your least favorite tripfag and why is it oshie? :3
>>5781092
Are you trying to bully me into submission? Because its working ;_;
>>5781095
You're so pathetic its laughable. Unironically using :3 and acting all 'cute'. Just fucking go.
>>5780967
Hahaha that comic made me lose it lmao
>>5781097
If you didnt like me that much, youd filter me but deep down you love my warmth x
>letting someone on the internet make you this angry lmao
>>5781097
It's almost as bad as the pathetic virgins who encourage this kid's annoying bullshit.
>>5781122
don't be so tsundere
>>5780859
>>5781155
Fuck off, we don't need another new trip.
>>5781157
i tripped yesterday(?)
honestly only doing it because the rage it incites is hilarious
>>5781159
>i tripped yesterday
Wow, check out this oldfag.
>>5781155
Qt! Post butt
Ignore the bullies
>>5781161
i also stated that i've never tripped before, even though i've been coming here off and on for a long time but hey whatever
>>5781159
>only doing it because the rage it incites is hilarious
Epic troll, dude.
How do I trip? might give it a go
>>5780967
Wait, this doesn't make sense. Wouldn't lgbt want xenoestrogens in his water.
>>5781167
why do you care so much? you're acting like it violates the integrity of an anonymous board (which literally only /b/ is). i like some of the people here so if it makes it easier to communicate, then why not?
>>5781185
looks like you haven't figured it out either lmao
>>5781180
Because it encourages incredibly annoying people like you and Oshie to endlessly circlejerk.
>>5781188
its a good thing i'm not trying to trip, then
>>5781192
Who doesnt love a good circle jerk?
jews did 9/11
>>5781192
okay.
>>5781164
my fragile little heart can't take this abuse.
any tips on evacuating a bowel? it just keeps coming
>>5781217
activate your almonds
>>5781217
obvioulsy just stick ur whole hand right up there and physically pull it out
thats what the special ed kid told me on my first day of middle school anyway
>>5781217
gloves
Alright fuck this, Majority vote decides my closet status.
http://strawpoll.me/6914845
>tfw no beefy bf
>>5781392
Record it
>>5781392
Can you support yourself? Do you rely on your parents for money, shelter, food, shelter? What are your parents view on faggotry?
Unless the answer for the first two question were yes and no, do it, otherwise we would need to know the answer for the third question.
Stop falling for the gay meme of coming out if you can't sustain yourself or have shit parents.
>>5781170
First you get a picture of a dog...
Mornin gaygen. How are you Lil scoundrels today?
>There are some who will never enjoy the feeling of putting your just shaven, silky smooth legs into a soft pair of leggings
>>5781478
Are you a gay time traveller from the 80s? How is life back there, have you come to bring back information about how faggots have invaded the gyms and no one really likes the scrawny homos of yesteryear anymore?
>>5781217
Chewing tobacco and black coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdlsMuKODs
>>5781460
At work and miserable, thanks. You?
>>5781478
iktf
i like putting on a pair of thigh highs after a good wax and i'll just lie in bed shitposting with qts for a bit.
>>5781747
>I'm totally not a tranny, guys! I belong in this thread too!
>Slips on thigh highs
>Takes hormones
>>5781752
aren't you a smart cookie ;~;
>>5781752
As funny as your post is, don't reply to trips
my neighbor is so hot i can't take this anymore
he has a bimbo for a girlfriend and it makes me mad
>>5781760
hey boogs, didn't you say you were coming to NC awhile ago
>>5781795
You're in NC?
What part?
>>5781801
I'm in greensboro.
>>5781795
my family is moving out there, but i've decided i'm actually going to stay around where i am right now near illinois... ;~; it's going to be tough being so far away from my mother but i guess i need to grow up eventually. she's going to be just outside of Charlotte.
>>5781810
Aw, you would've been so close by.
Oh well. Why did you decide to stay?
>>5781826
Are you in NC, too?
>>5781835
i'm originally from fayetteville. most of my family is still there, and greensboro, and lumberton.
>>5781838
Relly is Girl With Pneumonic Drill confirmed?
>>5781838
Aahh, i got all excited i'd get a new irl friend
i guess i'll keep biding my time
>>5781861
nigga are u smoking crack or what?
>>5781875
all someone has to do is go to the tc to find me, im not incredibly subtle. tho if the 5 letters in my name make u not want to kill urself, trip on nigga.
guys come back this is a cool thread.
>>5781941
I'm too busy feeling lonely.
>>5781946
If you ever come to visit, you should hmu~<3
>>5781957
if u and booger fuck that wud be liek the grocest shit ever
>>5781965
Slutboi was probably still worse to be honest.
>>5781965
I would literally laugh until i cried and then cry anyway for a little bit
Fucking gross man two degenerate trannies. I dont mind the trannies that are reserved and act like normal humans but these two are fucking disgusting and shameless.
Not to mention they'd both act like retarded weeaboo anime characters because they don't know how to grow the fuck up and that's why they try to be cute girls, because they're afraid of growing the fuck up and actually having some sensibility around life.
>>5781180
But you're not doing it because it's easier to communicate, right?
>honestly only doing it because the rage it incites is hilarious
Another underaged or otherwise cognitively under developed trip. Great.
>go to one night stand
> couldn't stay hard at all
>claimed I was raped and faked a break down so I could leave
Bleh
>>5782000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkf4T8iP6fs
>>5782022
>claimed i was raped
you're a piece of shit :')
>>5782033
I was backed into a corner and just wanted to leave before I started getting upset with myself again, so it was the only thing I could think of that someone couldn't question
>>5782039
You could always say you had AIDs and you were going to give it to him.
>>5782045
That's more of a piece of shit thing to do.
I could have potentially fucked up their whole life, rather than a white lie about something that doesn't affect them
>>5782048
Sorry, I was just trying to make it so you wouldn't have to lie.
>>5782039
you could have just said you didn't want to and left
>>5782065
The thing was, I wanted to.
I wanted to so bad, but I just couldn't do anything to stay hard.
So the lie kept them from feeling ugly or an issue.
>>5782071
This is why I bring my Mentors albums on every date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxXpL-Pl30Q
>>5782071
Here's an insane idea, next time how about you say exactly that.
"I really want this, but I'm anxious and I can't get hard", because that's how those matters are solved my friend.
Try it next time.
>>5782086
If it was a potentially lover, sure. Not a one night stand, I don't trust them with that
>>5782111
you'd rather a one night stand think you're a rape victim with severe ptsd than think you have anxiety
wow this thread is... certainly something...
10/10 job guys
How are you all today? The bank teller at my bank is qt ^~^
>>5782210
o b e s i t y
I've been tucked for three days straight now
Even when I take off my panties my balls don't drop into the sack
Help
>>5782222
>straight
baka
>>5782231
It feels nice going to bed tucked and in leggings
>>5782234
i wish i were a girl sometimes
also i really need to shave
>>5782238
Remember lad
No HRT
>>5782240
i'm not an idiot dont worry
>>5782222
Push down on them lightly from above and they'll fall back out of the canals.
>>5782242
Do you tuck often? I find it really helps with any AGP thoughts, esp if you do it wearing girl-crotched pants
>>5781478
my legs are too fucking long, too much work and effort just to get smooth legs, so they're gonna stay hairy.
>>5781810
Oh you're in Illinois? What part?
>tfw central
>>5782256
No legs are too long
Do it, or post legs
does anyone else get completely turned off at 99% of attempts at "dirty talk" during sex
>>5782254
nah i don't tuck dude. it sounds horrible
im just a girly boy
>>5782274
Do it faggot
Once your canals get used to your full sized balls and it stops hurting, it's actually really nice cause you can fit comfortably into anything girls wear on their legs, especially panties
>>5782290
christ.
kill yourself
>>5782290
nahhhhhhhh im good
i'd rather wear cute briefs
>>5782270
YES, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST SHUT UP AND MOAN LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have you guys ever head of dancing Prof. Michel Castro Alves
I just found him
and i'm enthralled
>>5782323
>Prof. Michel Castro Alves
>google him
What a ginormous faggot.
>>5782304
I-its only clothes
Why you heff to be mad
Also at least I'm not taking hrt, I'm cis af
>>5782334
you've got it all figured out, hoss. also im not mad, just reread the post. its a tad disgusting idk.
>>5780696
Why the fuck did I have to be trans and not gay?
>tfw no /pollgbt/ bf to be with
>tfw you didn't have the chance to meet your bf in the army off a game of gay chicken that went too far
>tfw no gay bf to go shooting with and giving a below job while he sits at the bench
>tfw no bf to worship the God-Emperor with and getting to cuddle while he deports the mudslims who wish to be head us
it hurts to live ;-:
This is a picture of me, I still look like a guy enough for one of you to date me right?
>>5782351
you have too much of a typical trans face for me, sorry
(and I am bisexual)
>>5782351
I'd date you but I'm biscum with omniphilia
Where do you live
>>5782362
>what does that mean?
I am just being honest, it means exactly what I mean. I can't really explain it, I guess that's what happens after using hrt when one is too old/too masculine or plastic surgery I don't know.
I am just not attracted to you.
>>5782361
I don't know why, but someone bi like me intrigues me kinda.
Let's be cuddlebros and see what's happening from there?
>>5782368
We'd both find eachother cheating with a girl
But then we'd just have a foursome
>>5782372
>We'd both find eachother cheating with a girl.
Honestly, Idk why I feel that way, probably lizard brain or something, but I would be fine if we did it this way
like having a bromance + some sexy stuff
But when I am with someone actually full homo who is only into me, I would be happy with being monogamous.
>>5782351
I like you. You remind me of a better Bruce/Kate Jenner.
>>5782387
>he compliments her saying that
>>5782362
I knew it would be SoCal. you scream it.
>>5782467
How the hell do i scream socal?
I kind of hate socal ffs.....
>>5782480
tranny, not white, just that hard to describe california flare. things of that nature mostly
normies are so fucking weird
stop invading my boundaries reeeeee
I want to hug someone. Someone lonely who needs it.
i could fight every trip here 1v1
beat the fucking hell out of them
even rugby
>>5782583
where is ruggers anyway
he may have been as shit as other tripfags but at least he was moderately attractive unlike the trans hons we have now
>>5781421
hello niq
>>5782546
I want to hug niq especially.
ARE U OKAY, NIq? ;_;
>says he find people making a snoot/duckface ridiculous
>does a duckface himself
ebin niq
>>5782596
>where is ruggers anyway
rugby pls s m h
>>5782583
MMA fag?
Also, post butt.
>>5781478
I have compression clothing, so I guess I kinda now what that feels like.
Althought I don't shave them, because scooby said that might fuck my shit severly up.
>>5782612
mma is for pussies
me...? i was brought up on the streets been doing this a whole lot of years
To the anon who says he knows us all in tinychat, but changes his name every few months, just wondering ... are you on discord?
>>5782621
Where's the booty tho
>>5782626
post malformed potato cock first
>>5782633
Kek
Nah it's an uneven trade
>>5782632
Say a lot of stupid things anon?
Might be embarrassing to walk around with constantly bruised forehead.
>>5782636
>the sports made by japs and Jews
Yeah they must be REALLY tough
Most martial arts are now just about the sports and not actual self defence
I want a dick inside me right now.
>>5782641
I do say stupid things very often tbqh...
I just want him to flick my forehead and I make a loud OWWW than i punch his stomach than we fug.
>>5782608
but that hair, those shoulders
his gayface is inexcusable though
>>5782636
this one time a grandmaster martial artist pissed me off was talkin shit to me
you know what i did? beat the H E C K out of him
>>5782652
fatneckbeardthinkshesqt.jpeg
>be tiny hairless twink
>this is my type
w-will I ever have one as a bf?
>>5782687
If only Bruce Lee was still kicking to put him I'm his place
Welp I'll get the puppet strings, time to weekend at Bernie's this
>>5782653
>tfw no bottom bf who could beat me up and kill me if he wanted to
>>5782683
everyone has a fetish, so, yes
>>5782701
This is pretty much any bottom + a baseball bat and the element of surprise.
>>5782712
It's something else though when someone can kill you from almost any position.
>>5782716
So someone strong enough to strangle you ?
>>5782683
could u have any more basic taste in men
>>5782719
describing it this way is too close to the asphyxiation fetish desu
shame on you, potato for making it seem weird
>>5782728
But some chokes with the right pressure can take you out so fast it's not even asphyxiation or that weird high as your brain loses oxygen , just out cold
So its not weird anon
Just get him to carry a knife to bed
>>5782738
>But some chokes with the right pressure can take you out so fast it's not even asphyxiation or that weird high as your brain loses oxygen , just out cold
>Just get him to carry a knife to bed
I'm not a fetishist though, this would just be weird as fuck.
I meant just being an expert at martial arts.
>>5782745
Jeez, it was just an option , no need to bite my dick off
Fair enough though, I find the whole like having someone have control over my body (topping me) really uncomfortable so I wouldn't be up for it
>>5782762
>I find the whole like having someone have control over my body (topping me) really uncomfortable so I wouldn't be up for it
but I thought you were a bottom?
anyway, me neither, more in a powerbottom way I guess and it's really not a big thing for me, I like dominating just as much or more
I said more than enough already.
>>5782769
I'm top mostly but verse in relationships
>>5782779
>I'm top mostly but verse in relationships
Oh, so a bottom, I see!
>>5782787
Yeah we can tug o war with a double ended dildo friend
>>5782792
you think you can put it in your ass and mouth at the same time? quite brave
>>5782796
It's just goes through my digestinal tract and makes a loop , I could be someone's key chain :^)
>>5782803
Nobody want's a 200lb key chain, Irish.
>>5782807
Says you, twink
>>5782815
>twink
Right in the feels.
I can't wait for this cut to be over.
Everyone here is boring
>tfw your favorite poster never posts anymore
>>5782845
Who was your favorite poster? Dank-chan?
:(
>>5782843
this is why i love you.
>>5782898
Happy birthday?
>>5782902
yeah ;-; im so old.
>>5782917
Happy birthday you scallywag. You're only as old as you feel on the inside. Keep your spirit and you'll be good for years. Have a nice day and celebrate with moderation.
>>5782930
>>5782683
I'm a airless twink and my bf has that same body. He has blonde hair and ginger beard tho.
>>5782898
you're WAY fatter than I imagined. Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dick.
>>5782982
Seconded.
how did he land SP?
Wish me luck and safety gaygen, this summer i'm going back to my family in Lebanon and will be fighting in Syria with a Christian militia. I will be actually removing kebab and dues vulting.
>I want to say also that the first enemy of us, isn’t Islam, the first enemy for us is the weak Christians that do not have the courage enough to spread the Bible
>>5783077
God speed anon.
>>5783077
I love you.
>>5783089
Thanks Ann, I could bring you back something if you want
>>5783097
l-love you too anon
>>5783077
you should influence your militia to put kebab on a kebab like Dracula did.
>>5781744
Work went well for me. Delts and glutes are super sore from the gym. And I gotta prep meal prep for me and my bf.
Can't really complain.
>>5783109
My family preferred lining them up in their homes and gunning them down. Muslims are cockroaches that need to be crushed and stomped without pause.
>>5783077
>will be fighting in Syria with a Christian militia.
WHAT? Jesus would never fight with weapons. He would change the minds of those who believe a false gospel and pray for them. They in return would change their faith to his faith. THAT'S WHAT TRUE CHRISTIANS ARE MEANT TO DO. CHANGE MINDS NOT KILL THEIR ENEMIES! WE MUST LOVE THEM AND CHERISH THEM.
A TRUE CHRISTIAN WOULD LAY DOWN HIS GUN AND GO TO HIS ENEMY, GIVE HIM A WARM EMBRACE AND A BIBLE.
>>5783096
u did a knockout job, anon
>>5783077
As much as I hate kebabs and support the good fight I doubt Jesus would support murdering them.
