There's never any entertaining FTM threads on this board, is it because women are naturally unfunny, even when they become men?
>>5767650
>98% of mtfs threads are tfw trans
so funny
>>5767650
You could get some hilarious responses out of lesgen if you pretended to be a transbian who insisted on being part of the thread a while ago. I do not know if people still do that.
>>5767703
i think they've stopped doing that so much, like good on them it made their poor thread so shit
>>5767650
Probably. Same reason there are so many mtf programmers, because men are naturally good at programming, even when they become women.
FTMs are generally normal dudes
MTFs are prissy little 8 year olds with tons of drama, of course they're entertaining
>>5767650
Well, for the most part, FTMs can get on testosterone and pass and go on with their lifes.
>>5767741
Lol this.
im sorry op. from now on i'll try my best to entertain you.
how do you feel about "memes"?
Because they stick to their own general and don't attention whore as much as the mtfs. They keep to their own business and seem to prefer to keep themselves out of the spotlight.
/lesgen/ is a shit storm but they also at least seem to keep to their general for the most part. This board should just be renamed to /mtf/.
>>5767791
Not op, but I'm interested. What memes do you have available, onii-senpai?
>>5767803
how do yuou feel about this
>>5767650
>/lgbt/
>entertaining
this board is the gay version of wizard chans /depression/ board
>>5767836
*sigh* guess I'll stick to getting entertained by mtfs.
>>5767650
all the ftms in ftmgen are straight women who fuck men and dress like girls
>>5767650
growing up as a white girl is a protective comfy existence, that leads to bland and boring personalities
>>5767860
Anon pls stop
This whole threads logic falls apart when you realize how great gaygen is. Ftms aren't acting like men, they act like bro tier bob that is too cool for 4chan, basically a caracture of a straight white dude
>>5767921
FtMs are the ones who are so bro tier that they must transition. The others are butch lesbians, and tomboy women.
>>5767885
No, never stop
>>5767793
True as hell
>>5767948
thanks for the support anon. here's a classic
>>5767943
Ftm here. Explain why you think we're so bro tier 2bh. I'm interested.
>>5767921
>This whole threads logic falls apart when you realize how great gaygen is.
yeah because the tripfags there don't constantly have their drama
>>5767963
Yes. Post m0ar.
>>5767873
>growing up as a white girl is a protective comfy existence, that leads to bland and boring personalities
This is actually a really good analysis, wow. I never even thought of it. This is literally why all vanilla white girls are boring as fuck. They grow up with so much comfort and privilege, that they never experience anything truly bad (which is the main thing that builds character/personality). No wonder white women suck.
>>5767853
Lol it's definitely true that the thread is full of straight women and faggots who practice gay vaginal sex.
>absolutely disgusting
>>5768181
>gay vaginal sex
lol. It is pretty weird how most transmen seem to end up identifying as gay male bottoms. So at the end of the day, they're doing the same thing they did as women only now they have more defined muscles and no tits.
>>5768196
I imagine if they could get real penises, they could be tops more often.
And most women won't date trannies of either kind.
>>5768066
Sandsverse is love, Sandsverse is life.
King babyboy tapir is gunch.
>>5768207
I'm the Hell Elmo anon, not the ftm memer anon, but I love him too
>>5768249
>tfw I will never be surrounded by testosterone lusty FtMs who violate me with grabby hands on my tits and ass and cock and neck and ears and thighs and tummy and hips and...
>>5768196
Yeah, as an ftm I really don't understand why they would want to become hairy women. I feel like, even if I ever did bottom for a man (which I never would), I would go with anal sex just to get the more gay-male experience.
>>5768258
Would you fuck a mtf in the ass
>>5768262
Seattle. Where else would spawn such a fantasy?
>>5768254
>my tits and ass and cock
I'm confused
>>5767650
too busy taking screenshots of threads on /y/
>>5768261
depends, only if she was relatively short and not too skinny
>>5768274
newfag detected
>>5768274
Is this your first day on this board or something?
>>5768295
>Guys don't have tits
Did you even try to check your cis-privilege before posting that?
>>5768301
What do car parts have to do with this
>>5767741
So FTM and MTF are both just normal versions of their identified gender?
>>5768311
Are you an ftm? Because that joke wasn't funny.
>>5768336
Both regress a bit while taking hormones cause you know
Puberty and shit
So trans guys can be like a little bit overcompensating and trans girls are whiny primadonnas usually
>>5768342
>Both regress a bit while taking hormones
That explains a lot.
>>5768336
I've never met a woman as annoying and flamboyant as a tranny
>>5767650
Girls are practically raised to be boring. FTMs were raised as girls, so they got caught up in this.
>>5767741
>manlets
>normal
>>5768342
Well, their brain has already been through puberty (if we are talking about those on starting HRT post-first puberty) so it's not like that causes them to actually become 12 year olds. Will take a bit to adapt to new feelings and shit but not to that degree. It's more just realizing they missed out on actually having the childhood they wished they'd had and trying to act the part. Doesn't matter if they are starting at 18 or 35, both FTM and MTF kind of become 12 year olds (MTF becoming bitchy and dramatic and dresses like their japanese waifu, FTM trying to be the cool player lady's man that just happens to have the fashion sense of justin bieber circa 2007).
Thankfully most of them get over that phase fairly quickly, unless they spend too much time around support groups where it's seen as acceptable behavior.
>>5768352
stewing/brewing, would spank
>>5767836
>how do yuou feel about this
Fuck, that's dank.
>>5767694
At least there's passion, even when they're all screaming for hons to commit suicide. FTMs seem to have the mundane, average personalities that all women have. There's nothing really unique about any one single FTM
>>5767873
Holy shit, you've enlightened me. My world view is complete.
>>5768519
brooklyn was pretty original. Used elippses a shit ton, never capitalized things, told the weirdest fuckign stories about homelessness.
Probably from not being sheltered.
>>5768196
>mfw top ftm
I will never be able to satisfy any bf I may have
Kms
>>5768594
I'd give you my penis
It's a little shrunk now but can still manage 4-5 inches fully erect, is that okay?
>>5768594
> ftm
> getting bf
Good one
>>5768651
......yes
>>5768651
What happens to your parts on mones anyway?
I know periods slow down, does lubrication stll happen
I feel like you'd be giving up the better half of the swap just cause there's no like, shrinking or less of erections or shit
>>5768671
Your clit expands... other awkward stuff like more hornyness
Ayyy where the cute fuzzy manlets who need cock in their literal boypussies at
>>5768689
it's boipucci* I think
>>5768594
If you are qt, I would let you give me a plastic dick, anon.
>>5768671
Periods don't just slow down, they totally stop. No ovulation or menstruation happens at all. Some people experience dryness but not everyone. Obvs clit growth and libido increase too.
>>5768594
I'm an FtM top and I don't have any problems satisfying guys desu. Being a good top is about having good technique not about having a perfect dick.
>>5768283
>tfw 6'4"
life is pain
>>5767650
they don't have tits or a dick so you're left with their personality
I'm one of the angry ones but I tone myself down so I don't seem like a psycho.
>>5767650
because we dont need a pride parade every 10 seconds
>>5768196
ftm
top
my rouge broke inside someone
clitdick too small to use the pleasure lumps anyway
cry forever
>>5768536
>B-29's
>Russian
They stole the design like autists
>>5768922
And I thought I was suffering at 6'2" damn homie.