>>5765918
This threads going to go fast!
>>5767482
First
>tfw not quite normal
>>5767499
original?
Im at the gym right now.
How do I find a gay guy to fug.
There's only hot muscular women that I wouldn't mind them fucking me in the ass but still.
>>5767535
go to the weights room you cardio pussy
>>5767535
Wink at everybody.
>>5767549
Bitch I probably lift more than you.
Im doing cardio though today. Need to beat my one mile record of 10 in a half minutes.
>>5767499
I win
>>5767556
slow as fuck
get good b o i
this thread is a bigger flop than artpop and britney jean combined
>>5767556
subtle
>>5767499
>not showering every day
why would you do that to yourself? why would you do that to the people who have to interact with you, assuming you're not a shut-in?
gross
>>5767617
This is the first night in a week and a half I haven't eaten out because my roommate made a casserole too big for her to eat on her own.
I'm amazed I haven't gained a pound though. Probably because I don't eat otherwise.
>still waiting for admission decision from university
>get e-mail in the mail from one of that university's trade association galas for "invited students"
>i still haven't actually heard back from admissions yet
>but "invited students"
>don't know if this means i actually got in or what
pls help
>>5767617
I had pizza rolls for lunch
along with some instant ramen, leftover chicken stir fry with an iced coffee
had subway around 5pm then some leftover pot roast in a sandwich
>>5767499
so close, and yet so far
>>5767636
I wish I had your weird metabolism thing you skinny bastard
>>5767504
>>5767643
this t b h
>>5767556
what are ypur lifts, slowcoach?
>>5767645
>>5767645
On phone but I have the centre column, I'm normal bitches
I wish I were just a tiny bit more normal
>>5767695
what's your fetish?
>>5767707
Is piss really considered an 'extreme' fetish?
I need advice /gaygen/
>18 yr old very sub bottom twink
>meet and suck a hairy middle aged buildfat dom daddy
>I'm slightly taller(at 5'7") and better endowed(I'm a slim looking 5.5" length by 4.5" girth and he is a more proportional but visibly smaller 5.3"ish by maybe 4 and 1/4 girth)
>going to meet again for full sex
he is a really sweet guy and I don't want to hurt hiis pride and feelings
on the one hand I want to tell the truth and reassure him that despite being taller I still feel like his little delicate petite boy when he holds and manhandles and that his penis is a fairly good size that isn't too small but isn't too big(I honestly only had sex a few times and the biggest I've taken was a little over 5" girth and it was sore and I only stuck it out because I liked feeling stretched)
on the other hand If I don't want to accidentally introduce doubt and inadequacy that might not be there to begin with
what should I do lads?
>>5767722
only to vanilla straight people
>>5767645
Looks like I'm not a normie yet everyone calls me one constantly here.
>>5767722
There's definitely more extreme, but most people think it's pretty gross
>>5767723
You're being weird. Don't be weird and you'll be fine.
repost because I posted in the wrong thread
or those of us who use drugs and/or associate with hip hop culture or similar "ghetto" cultures where homosexuality is frowned upon
how do you deal with people who you know are homophobic, do you just not say anything? do you refuse to hang out with homophobes?
>>5767754
This. tbqh
>>5767754
i can't help it, i'm mixed and have grown up around black culture all my life. i hate the PnP scene but otherwise fucking love drugs
>tfw listening to homophobic rapper as i type this
>>5767752
>tfw it seems I'm the only white guy in my uni that doesn't listen to rap/hiphop
Im like the only person on this entire board that is into blood. Im not that fucking edgy am I?
>>5767752
>hang out
Normie go
>>5767645
husbandos don't count, i suppose?
>>5767775
Nah I got you.
>>5767779
>owns an apple product
ugh fucking normie
>>5767780
Wanna date?
Ill cut you up lightly :3
>>5767784
Sorry I got it from my brother
>>5767784
tfw own rmbp
>>5767782
>leopard spots tattoos
Leopards are slender and sleek creatures sorry but the only African animal he is is a hippo.
>>5767776
i have 3 friends, 1 is exclusively online
the rest of my social interaction is through second life and having to do shit like grocery shopping
i wish i were a normie
>>5767645
Guess I'm a normie then.
>>5767786
k but no Magnotta stuff.
Am I a normie gaygen?
>>5767784
>not owning an iPod Classic
eat shit pleb
>>5767814
No nothing psycho just razorblades and blood everywhere. I don't feel love with someone until we wake up in our blood in thet morning tbqh...
>>5767823
Not that guy. Please try again.
>>5767829
Have you ever filled your bathtub full of blood and then have sex in it? Pretty rad brad.
>>5767775
I sometimes inject saline then draw out 0.3 mls of blood and squirt it over a dildo then clean it.
If I ever had the balls to tell anyone outside of a laotian book binding forum then I would love to try blood drinking/having my blood drunk from cuts. maybe some sort of VtM roleplay involving a toreador twink embracing a young lover but hopefully without the extreme autism of most VtM larps like Mind's Eye Theatre
>>5767829
I could see this ending really badly.
Or worse, in separate cells.
>>5767802
You sure about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeCCr2mQKpk
>>5767834
>tfw sp is getting chubby
i miss musclebaramode potential sp
>>5767878
Okay, but just cool off Stu.
>>5767881
Hey now I'm still getting there. Just a bit more pudgy now is all.
>>5767887
Everyday.
>>5767845
Hey. I like some chubs. Doesn't mean I like ALL the chubs and that guy you posted I did not rike.
>>5767878
>tfw nobody to bite bite my tongue and suck the blood off
>>5767903
>implying
where in Canada are you faggot
>>5767894
POST MORE CHUBS
>>5767887
>>5767894
you should learn how to cook sp
here this can help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yEP4gijyi8
Would anybody unironically date wiz
>>5767922
Oh wait when you said bad you meant in terms of caloric density, not quality didn't you
My day was fun, from 10 to 3 I was analyzing a sample on Circular Dichroism spectrophotmetry
>>5767910
>I lick it up because I don't want to make too much of a mess on you
Waste is a sin.
I like guys that can take care of themselves. Then it's more appreciated when I take care of them.
>>5767910
Somebody needs to simmer down a bit.
>>5767903
Here's looking at you, kid.
>>5767923
I'll see what I can do.
>>5767924
I know how to cook. I just don't have my own kitchen to get adventurous in.
But still... subscribed.
>>5767944
What are going to do to take care of me?
Im usually one hundred percent top but I don't mind versing for boys that are special tbqh...
>>5767926
is he rich and do I have to ever sleep with him in this hypothetical situation?
>>5767937
oh, well I can't imagine it's much better here
we're basically America-Lite anyways
you're fat because you eat a lot not because the corporations make you bruhbruh
>>5767955
No and yes. Daddy wizz needs to jizz xD
>>5767960
haha nah it's true though
>>5767945
>don't have your own kitchen
does your apartment not have a kitchen?
how do you feel about odd gay couples?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtLzbZRFCg
Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
>>5767735
ew
>>5767978
Im trying to get you ass something you have a bunch of in the wrong places and this is how you treat a pimp like me?
>>5767953
I'd give you complete trust.
I prefer bottom.
>>5767960
Everytime I hear the word heretic I think of this dude.
>>5767991
>implying you're masc
Dooohoooo my trouser snake just popped up xD
>>5767992
So for a night you would be completely mine.
>>5768001
You are tbqh :3
Im just picking on you. I pick on everyone :3 tbqh
>>5767982
They're adorable.
I dont understand fat/skinny couples. That's gross or guys who go for guys who look like them..that's incest.
>>5767993
This world is an illusion, exile.
>tfw musclecub bottom with musclecub top bf
:)
>>5768022
I haven't really lifted bench seriously in a while but 210 3x8. Im also five foot eight 175 pounds...
>>5768022
>you again
have we met?
>tfw you go to the gym with your top and spot and tease each other
>>5767981
The house we're in does, but it's not our kitchen. We could use it, but we don't wanna intrude and do the whole "K this is our food/stuff so don't touch kay? :D" and be in the way.
We're thinking of moving to have our own place sometime this year. Maybe. Then I can properly make noice meals again.
>>5768037
This will never be me. ._.
>>5768047
Thank god, this spooky skelington is scaring me.
>>5767746
>Don't be weird and you'll be fine.
I guess i'm just overthinking because I was really embarressed that I was bigger than he was in case he felt inadequate just because he is smaller than a teenage bottom with an average sized cock
I don't want a BBC and I like his size
I just want a daddy dominate me totally and make me feel used, abused, dirty and degraded but cares enough to cuddle me afterwords and he fits the bill
>>5768046
>sharing a house
ouch
How much do you guys spend on rent?
I spent $800 a month for an apartment with a kitchen utilities included solo.
>on OKC
holy shit why is it so difficult to hold a goddamn conversation
I hate black people.
>>5768047
>dat pic
Absolutely disgusting, you look like a Silent Hill monster of some kind
>>5767645
>>5768072
Who
>>5768060
>cheap rent less than 500
>free king size bed
>free fast internet
>free electricity
>free garage parking
It's pretty nice, we just don't like sharing it with two noisy dogs and two cats (which I'm allergic to)
dodgin' bullets
>>5768072
>>5768080
Plants are superior to animals tenfold.
>>5768083
Spooky best twink.
>>5767645
Goddamn, this really makes me feel better about myself.
>>5768088
can confirm, have five plants in bedroom alone
>>5768077
but is it worth it if your bae gets fat and feels bad about being fat?
>>5768047
pic related.jpg
y
>>5768100
You can give tummy rubs
>>5768100
>>5768002
>only one night
>http://youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c
>tfw ill
>tfw bf is coming round tomorrow with homemade soup to look after me.
>>5768139
You passed my test. I don't want any one night thing...if you throw an email we can chat get to know each other more. You'll know who I am when I respond tbqh...
>>5768100
A little poochy tummy is cute.>>5768100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tedK4yl2bns
Why don't you have love yet /gaygen/?
>>5768128
>>5768161
have you looked in the mirror lately?
How you feel about that old man is how people feel when they see you & Jersey.
>>5768160
What are you talking about you got blown out when you post there for being a tripfag.
>>5768167
No idea. There's so many odd couples in this world. You shouldn't feel bad about it, but why judge him for being an old fruity gay man? Doesn't he need love to?
Feeling feminine and slutty is the best thing in the world
>>5767645
I knew I was normal
everyone here is weird
>>5768204
hahahahahahahahaha
wizz
ahahahahahahah
omg hahahahahahahahah wiz still exists
hahahahahahahahaha talking to anyone about being normal
omg im actually crying laughing hahahahah wiz literally don't even get me started hahahahaa omggg
>>5768154
>>5768202
>Not having a job
I have something for you to suck on if you insist on being a parasite
>>5768155
>you will never get to tie that man to a rusty chair and rip his chest hair off with you bear hands.
Why even live?
>>5768211
CACKLING
drag ha!
>>5768218
I'm a student
>>5768216
why would i ever support cruz
>>5767645
>>5768221
http://www.fredandfriends.com/kitchen/bear-hands/5130360.html
>>5768202
>has never suffered from social anxiety or depression
john pls
u cuck urself more and more everyday
>>5768236
gtfo you're literally a cook
>>5768229
If you didn't show a link I wouldn't know if that's kitchen oven mitts or a gay sex toy
>>5768229
Kawaii
>>5768263
you'd pick me over him any day of the week don't kid yourself
>>5768267
*one month later*
Wizzy: I died to the first boss on dark souls 3 :CCCCC
>>5768241
I get that you're underaged and all, but considering your background, I would have expected you to be going at least somewhere with your life. Looks be damned you still have money so...
>>5768284
so im underaged but im old enough to be doing something with my life eg have a job? I didn't follow that post.
John's unironically my favorite poster along with 5652 grinch.
>>5768287
I appreciate your kind words
>>5768289
you have shitty taste then
>>5768284
Damn bitch goin awf!
>>5768286
>so im underage
>>5768309
No i'm acknowledging the accusations you made which contradicted themselves. I'm not underaged, I'm 18.
>>5768305
I'm in right now for baking. It's like regular college but with more stress in class with less stress outside of it. Little homework but long days of class.
It's a lot of fun but it really varries by the chef instructor you have and your own work ethic
i hate it when 'mascs' take over gaygen. mascs are disposable as fuck. they're nothing but sexual objects to be used by the fem master race. you bring them home, they make you cum and you kick them out straight away, since it's impossible to keep a conversation going with such boring, braindead people.
>>5768312
Damn did you get held bck or something
>>5768333
or i lied to you idk
>>5768324
yas preach it gorl
i dont even know why i still come here
>>5768343
you work at a dollar store
>>5768346
I did when I was 18 and going to school
and I was assistant manager
some people actually have to work for the things they want
>tfw I can feel my social bonds eroding and I'm too apathetic to stop it
>>5768365
I shut them up pretty well
there shouldn't be any more problems
>>5768347
We have academic and kitchen classrooms. Academics have typical college homework but kitchen ones have only small amounts like studying recipes or mixing/baking methods. A big part of the stress comes from how the chef instructors are. Youre uniform has to look perfect and and you have to do things the proper way. Some chefs will kick you out of class for the day if you fuck up and some will just yell at you. That and you fear doing something slightly wrong then your product coming out wrong. Cuz then you fail the day.
>>5768374
doesn't make it any less true
Post lewds :]
So are femgen the biggest bullies in here?
They even attack their own kind with middle school gossip. They truly are women.
>>5768393
preach
>>5768401
he means you
>>5768324
>>5768406
>Colby "Helen" Keller
>Masc
>>5768412
don't throw stones from a glass house
>>5768401
In all honesty hitler I shitpost a bunch but femgen really does a lot of catty mean girl stuff to people. I shitpost against the mascs and the fems and the autists but you personally I like a bunch so I left alone since we have similar enemies but you guys are really catty to each other.
>>5768412
They probably mistake you for Brian Sims Posehn or Steve Agee
Its very hostile in here, we need someone to gang up on bully as a uniter
>>5768426
I don't really have enemies lol
And I don't associate with femgen at all anymore and I'm pretty cool with the people I knew from there
a good 90% of it is joking around t b h
>>5768406
as long as you go away as you're done, sure. go ahead, you hollow piece of meat.
>>5768446
That was a typo you delusional pumpkin. Google Brian Posehn
Bruce Vilanch lookinass motherfucker
>>5768445
Im just a bully.
All I've done the last seven months is bully.
>>5768462
I'm just being tsundere. Don't take what I say to heart.
I-idiot
>>5768212
>bruce labruce
Otto... or up with dead people gave me major feels and boners.
>tfw no qt mental bf who thinks he is a zombie
>tfw you're not a qt mental who thinks he is a zombie while getting a hunk to care of you
Just kill me already.
What do you guys do when you think you've squandered your chance at love with someone special?
You know what I mean? Like that one chance you were given in life to make it with another person is gone. And you don't really know if someone like that person is going to ever come along again, that sort of thing.
I just feel like I played myself, let love and life get on by me.
>>5768246
Puck is a chef not a cook
He's also plebshit
>>5768490
Ok ty ill resume cozyposting
>>5768485
No but i fucked my future with future qts by moving from the city i was born.
>>5768502
But oshie...bullying is fun :3
This was a great thread before fat boy jizz ruined it.
I was happy to see john its been a while than this fat fuck went "muh oldfag status" and went autistic.
>>5768324
tots bro. prob best to associate with guys who think talking about hairspray and bulemia are relevant issues of importance.
>>5768518
I kinda like being bullied but i hate bullying people ;_;
>>5768317
That sounds fun. I'd get fat quickly in that profession.
>>5768562
But John is better than wizz.
So what does clicking your tongue mean? I see way too many gay guys see it too often for it not to mean anything
welp my ass is bleeding
>>5768589
nice.
>>5768581
What part of Africa?
>>5768589
Werq heaux
>>5768584
Why everyone hate john?
I love drama so he's my favorite.
>>5768581
judgement
>>5768541
So close to being normal /gaygen/
>>5768596
more like not enough
also that wiz shade is something I live for fat people are not tolerated here
>>5768581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mk5soODMdu
tongue popping was a drag queen thing and like all drag slang, it makes it's way into the gay community in large
pic related
no one cares that i'm lonely
Who's the biggest bully here?
>>5767645
>>5768609
I always imagined you looking like Latrice Royale
>>5768561
I love you oshie. :3
Ive had a crush on you since your first post.
>>5768611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19mu9rlmluQ
howd i do
>>5768607
I dont post much because im shy, but i find it cozy here. I dont have any friends, let alone any gay friends so this place is teaching me to be a catty drama fag :3
>>5768630
I live for latrice but look nothing like her t bh I look like chris brown (at least skin tone wise)
>>5768611
yaaaaassssssssss
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18oz5dzO97d
>>5768573
Orangutan males have the ability to invert their penis inside their bodies to mimic a vagina for alpha male penetration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68_vlLD60Y
>>5768632
If I remember correctly he's also a Hilary/Bernie cucklord.
What tripnamefags do you miss?
>>5768612
Do you want to talk about it bud? I got time to hear you out, at least for tonight.
>>5768653
None.
>>5768636
Aww youre so sweet! I love you too x
>>5768653
Rugby :^)
>>5768649
THIS VIDEO IS ADORABLE WTF
JOHN REPORTED RUGBY!
>>5768665
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>5768665
Who's this 'Rugby' guy? I'm Bane. Absolutely no connection between us whatsoever. Yes.
>>5768653
maki
>>5768653
That one guy
Why do you think you're gay, gaygen?
What do you think happened to you that made you different from over 95% of men?
>>5768682
idk probably at night just to get drunk I'm working at camden yards this year and they have me working alot
>>5768693
Daddy
>>5768665
I didn't do anything I was away till just now
>>5768693
I became enamored with a cute guy from Norway.
>>5768693
when i was five my friend was at my house and he wanted to "pee like a girl" which he thought meant peeing out of his ass so i tried to buttfuck him in order to pee in his ass so he could pee my pee out of his ass "like a girl"
i feel as though this is at least a contributing factor
>>5768699
so you're saying your father sexually abused you and that made you gay? why don't you take responsibility for your homosexuality? baka
>>5768693
Because it feels better when I cum in boypussy instead of girlpussy.
Because I have seen through the lies of the vaginal jew.
>>5768693
mental illness, of course
>>5768712
No, he just never loved me
Now I have daddy issues
>>5768713
that is the consequence of you being gay, not the cause
>>5768711
>>5768732
you're so annoying I hope you die a horrible death
>>5768693
I was born in the first light of June's sunny morn. My mother carried me, not a child a day old, and everybody gathered to praise the Lord in reverence.
This is a story of how I, Slav, came to be. Little did they know that not long after my birth, an unclean spirit found its way towards me and entered my very being, making me lust after young men, a sign I would show even in my kindergarten age in playing violently with other boys and perfect much later in my life when boys of that age became older youth and men. That demonic influence lasted for a long time and ended when I decided to abandon my leftist ways of European socialism and turn to God who cured me by expelling the vile demon from my very soul. I am now straight who lusts only after women and votes right wing parties.
>>5768693
Because at one point in my life I met a guy, tried a relationship with a dude, and realized I loved him after sometime.
He became my best friend, my anchor, my foundation in life, literally the reason I was excited to wake up in the morning. He became the person who I trust completely, able to share or do anything with. There is so much potential in him, I know that he would be an amazing father to kids, and a perfect partner all around. You know what I mean? I love him, all of him for who he is now, but I know that I will love the man he will become too into the future. His heart is deep, giving boundless amounts of love and has so much patience. His drive, ambitions are inspiring, I know that he'll do great in life even without someone beside him coupled with his keen intellect.
I could probably going on about this guy all night just on who he is. Even me talking about his body would never do him true justice. He's literally perfect and I love him.
I really wish one day he'll come back around. I really messed up. I love you Ant.
>>5768752
the fuck
>>5768693
when I was in preschool a classmate of mine made me go to the bathroom with him and kissed my penis and butt because he said that's what best friends do and I went along with it because I wanted to be friends
We did this like once a year until 4th grade and I always hated it because I was super uncomfortable
>>5768743
I deleted all my grinch pictures but internet autism always makes me really happy.
>>5768693
Because 2 men with the same goal = twice as likely to achieve it
1 man and 1 woman = only 1.5 as likely.
>>5768763
At preschool me and a boy named Trent used to hide in a red hexagon pipe that was apart of this cool treehouse playground and rub our dicks and butts together, we done it for ages. We used to go back to his house after and play with his sisters doll house
i contribute that to my gayness
>>5768787
the goal being dick in butt?
>>5768787
i hope you're not talking about relationship stability because lol
>>5768793
goddamn does weird sex stuff NOT happen to anyone growing up?
>>5768649
>the dolphin rape cave.jpeg
>>5768805
I never had anything sexy happen growing up
Hey gaygen I just saw a movie with a crow eating some bitch's tit while she laughed about it how's your night going
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e60ede7b6d5b68ee750ebde2f553976f/tumblr_o0fgvrLXEj1s6z8mno1_1280.jpg
why does this make me tear up
>>5768818
i didn't have full-on sex until i was 22 but i sure did have a lot of dick touching, mutual masturbation, and eventual blowjobs going on
all of my flexible friends were too pussy to do buttstuff
>>5768805
I had lots of experences super young before i turned into an anxious shutin, i wish weird sex stuff would happen to me now
>>5768826
dunno. it makes me boner.
>>5768828
Oh wait I think there was one sleepover where some of us ran around naked real quick.
>>5768818
Same, unless I count the vague innocent memories of bath time with dad as a little kid.
>>5768805
The gayest thing I had happen was my friend giving me a back rub at 10
>tfw no sexy shota experiences
>>5768826
Phantom skin pain
>>5768841
my straight friends do that all the time. something like 7 or 8 years ago, we had a nerf gun fight in which one team's defense was to become totally naked, blinding the opposition. little did they know how futile it was. velcro darts stuck in pubes.
>>5768805
>neighbour same age as me licked my penis and boipucci, i licked his pecker and refused to rim him
>got naked with cousin and entangled our bodies, kissed him
>another cousin sucked my dick a little bit
>son of my maid showed his adolescent dick and allowed me to touch it
Lots of scenes where i saw dicks and asses but nothing happened.
My sexual life ended at 11.
>>5768875
nah, senpai, you just gotta work for it
>>5768847
Tfw turned down playing soggy biscuit when i was 13...
I would have been a different person if i had played
>>5768885
That's the problem, i got old and turned into a social retard.
I don't even know how to convince people to show me their dicks or how on earth i steered the conversation into sex shit.
Remember the rule to not be the one to fall asleep first or else? I was always the one to fall asleep first. Buuuut I was pretending.
tfw all your feels come crashing down at once
>>5768924
Share with the group!
>>5768926
nah i'm good
>>5768928
Talking about your problems ALWAYS helps tbqh
Gaygen, if you could make someone truly, unequivocally and eternally love you, would you do it?
Even if it was unearned?
