>one chance at life
>be born bisexual cis male in first world country
its like winning the sexual lottery
>>5766664
>girls find it gross that you like to suck dick
>guys think you're gay in denial
idk what you're talking about familia
I wish I was straight
but cock is way too good not to take it.
>>5766671
>but cock is way too good not to take it.
I'm taking the good parts on each sides, sexually and socially.
Feels good to be bisexual.
>>5754306
>>5766664
>one chance at life
>be born bisexual MtF in a first world country in the last 5 years of the 20th century, young enough to potentially take full advantage of the very beginning of the change of medical standards in the early 21st century going from ignoring trans children to treating them early
>but also born to conservative, Catholic parents without college degrees from the developing world
Ooh, ~so~ close!
I know that feel. People are cool with the fact that I'm bi and I can marry a woman and have kids after I fuck dudes in my youth. Perfect situation.
>one chance at life
>be born trans dyke in first world country
>at just the right time to be corrupted by /cd/ and /lgbt/ memes
I'm straight but I would rather be gay because guys are hotter and sex with guys is hotter. <3
I don't even know how to be straight. It sucks. I'm constantly thinking about having a bf. I have to figure out a way to force myself to want to have a gf, but how?
I wish I was gay.
>>5766664
I know that feel
>>5768744
>I'm straight but I would rather be gay because guys are hotter and sex with guys is hotter. <3
>I'm constantly thinking about having a bf.
You're not straight
>>5768592
Like you're gonna settle down and the desire to fuck dudes will just fade away? Please. You're gonna end up with shitty kids and a resentful wife who will eventually catch you fucking dudes in CL hookups on the side and take half your shit in the divorce.
>>5766664
Don;t forget white
>>5768780
But I am, though.
That's why I want to be gay.
>one chance at life
>born low test asexual cis male in first world country
its like being born a low test asexual cis male in a first world country.
>>5768939
>one chance at life
>be born straight instead of gay
>one chance at life
>be born mentally retarded unable to figure out sexuality and gender identity, take hormones in secret and risk health while your brain ticks over wondering if you're a tranny or if you just want to be fem or you're just straight
Literal waste of potential
>>5766664
>one chance at life
>not born as a member of a species that reproduces asexually or doesn't reproduce at all and for whom intercourse has no procreative purpose and doesn't involve invading each others bodies with meat rods
I want sex to stop existing
>>5766664
>one chance at life
>be bisexual cis male in first world country
>but black and skinny
so close, yet so far
>one chance at life
>born half white bi cis whitein first world country
>born in tehnological revolution of end of 21st century
>smoke weed erry day
>dont need to be validated by another person daily
>still get validation from another person
>sure sucks to be me
>one chance at life
>born in Europe
>3rd world country in 5 years
FUCK
>one chance at life
>born with genetic balding
End me now
>>5770339
Could have been born in america, third world country right now :^)
>one chance at life
>be straight loving trans/trap girls
>born in Russia
>Russia
>RUSSIA
it was easier to be born in hell
>>5766664
but I wanted to be a girl
>>5766671
Girls love bi guys, they can talk about hot boys together and indulge in fujoshi fantasies
Only gay guys hate bi guys for some reason
>>5770402
You know you can emigrate right?
>>5770524
I was just reading an article and no, a lot of girls won't date a guy they know has slept with men before. Like a lot of women feel that way.
>>5770719
It is almost impossible. Or a very low chance to win DV lottery or 20+ years of working experience to gain a low chance to obtain working visa.
>>5770775
Hyperbole much?
You don't have to get one to EU. Any country is better than Russia. Go somewhere else first, and then go to EU from there if you still want to. My (Russian) ex managed to get a Swedish citizenship that way, maybe you can too.
>>5770782
I want to go to USA. It is better for me because I am game-designer and there is more job opportunities in USA than in EU
>>5770802
Good point but it sounds like you've given up. You can't wait 20 years to get a chance. How about Canada?
>>5770814
almost same rules. Canada is easy to emigrate for professionals who are needed in the country. Engineers, doctors - that kind of stuff. Not game-designers.
>>5766664
Does anyone else feels bitter towards people who never had to work their asses to get good things in life? I was born on a shitty country, my body looked ridiculously ugly, my family never accepted me even before they knew I was a fag, I had to work my ass off to get to uni and to immigrate. Then I meet people like this guy, his family accepted him, gave him money for university, he's bisexual looks beautiful naturally and yet somehow he's depressed and even tried to kill himself at some point.
All the good things I have I had to battle for, surgeries, hour studying, heavy medications and facing the world almost alone.
I simply don't get how people who have so much are able to get depressed.
So the most accessible way to emigrate to USA or Canada for me is a marriage.
But fictitious marriage is expensive, risky, dangerous, unreliable and against my moral code.
The fair marriage... Come on, nobody needs a middle class 22 y.o. russian guy with interest in trans/trap girls. Even if he is cute and chill.
>>5770866
That's bs, try to get into a trad/job that's in high demand, then go for a small city, stupid americans only aim for big very populated cities,thanks to that the small communities always need people to fill the gaps.
>>5770883
>try to get into a trad/job that's in high demand
which leads us to
>or 20+ years of working experience to gain a low chance to obtain working visa
>>5770888
Not true, some trades only take 6 years to learn and that's with the time of practice, and many small cities are very desperate to fill the job openings. I've looked at cities where certain jobs were open for over 6 months because almost no one thinks about moving there. Thanks to that they accept to hire foreigners very easily.
>one chance at life
>be born bisexual cis male in first world country
>also be ugly and mentally ill so no actual sexual contact
would rather be an eel living at the bottom of a rainwater pool in an abandoned submarine factory if only it meant i could get rid of self hatred and not be a loser
>>5770944
Please spare us of your disgusting self-pity.
>>5770925
It seems you don`t know how visa work. I cant just get good job and fly to USA and say "hey, i am superduper spec, HIRE ME NOW!".
I need to get work visa just to have right to enter the country and right to work in that country. To get that visa i need to find the employer which is ready to spend a lot of money and time to prove the Immigration Service that they are very much in need of me and can not find the same specialist in USA.
Which is impossible if I'm not a scientist of world renown.
>one chance at life
>be born white, 7/10 cis lesbian in a first world country
>have qt3.14 asian gf
Not too shabby desu
>>5770971
are you angry?
>>5770925
Oh, and I forgot to say that russian high- and professional-education is almost useless.
>>5769017
>tfw only approached by desperate old men and women that look like some variation of young thug
>>5770989
No, disgusted.
>>5771000
ok
i dont see why you think id care to be honest
>>5771008
Because if you have any amount of intelligence you'd see that the problems you cited are only caused by yourself. Get your emotions in check and stop being a little bitch.
>>5771032
Oh youre one of those 'tough love' just world fallacy idiots
>>5770978
Actually I do know how visas work, for work visas you need a job offer BEFORE you start the process, that means you'll need a company that's desperate enough to go through the immigration process, that's why you need to look at high demand jobs in small cities.
It's even easier if the posting is open for some time, 3 months is enough to get them to consider you, 6 months and they'll actively help you.
Besides all of that, there are some jobs which are under a special government list which means they acknowledge there's not enough professional in that area. For those jobs the companies don't even need to pass through the process of proving there's not anyone from the US qualified or willing to fill the opening.
My tip? Study more about the immigration.
>>5771051
No I'm one of those that feel disgust towards dead weight.
>>5771059
Let me guess, youre a perfectly normal looking person who had a normal upbringing and does this just to feel superior to others
>>5771054
>you'll need a company that's desperate enough to go through the immigration process
=
>To get that visa i need to find the employer which is ready to spend a lot of money and time to prove the Immigration Service that they are very much in need of me and can not find the same specialist in USA
And obviously the situation on job market can change after 6 years of me studying.
>>5771067
Obviously not, everyone has problems in life, I'm simply not a defeatist like you.
>>5771067
Sure the market can change but certain professions like nursing have been in high demand in the last 10 years, and those changes don't impact small cities so much.
>>5771086
Its easy to say that when you have absolutely no way of evaluating anyone elses life
Although its clear you have some kind of superiority complex so im not going to argue anymore
>be bi male in first world country
>also fat and depressed
Gee willie where's all the ass I'm supposed to be getting
>>5771103
>superiority complex because I'm not a defeatist
There's a reason why you're "ugly and mentally ill so no actual sexual contact" and a "loser", and that reason is not life or other people.
>all those bi guys itt who live in a first world and are depressed
What the fuck is wrong with you all?
>>5769017
Do you bottom. I've totally been getting into black skinny guys.
Dem dick sucking lips.
>>5771182
Go jerk off to more nick offerman quotes and tell depressed people to "just cheer up" or something
>>5770346
Get /fit/ faggot.
>>5771194
>depressed
Go to a doctor, therapist and get on meds, do whatever it takes to change the situation rather than just whine about it.
Same shit as fat people who say they have thyroid problems, if there's a treatment then rather than being a fat useless shit, do something about it.
>>5771212
Been going to therapy for almost 10 years for far more problems than depression
Do you see how assuming things is pointless and makes you seem both uninformed and like a total dick?
>>5770848
And you're stronger than those people for it. A sword forged in the fires of trial.
Don't let it get you down Anon. when th shit hits the fan those people won't know what to do. You will.
>>5771215
Defeatism is your only problem, dude. Stop using excuses.
>>5771215
Are you taking meds yet?
>>5771224
The point is that everyone could be like that, I'm starting to think that having an easy life, living in a safe country, not having to face adversities, all that, is more detrimental than good.
Every single person I've talked to or met who was born in a first world country (with very few exceptions) sounds like a bird who was created in a cage, and once free they willingly fly to a predator's mouth.
>>5771278
>sounds like a bird who was created in a cage, and once free they willingly fly to a predator's mouth.
You should stop talking to teenagers
>>5771313
I did, then I started to see people who are already on a shitty situation they put themselves in i.e. the predator already swallowed them.
>>5771225
How the fuck would you ever even know that?
Are you saying people cant be ugly to the point where finding others is hard?
That people cant have social problems/disorders that prevent them from socialising/traumas that make many aspects of life difficult?
Would you tell someone with autism to stop being defeatist?
Are you an idiot?
>>5771370
>Are you saying people cant be ugly to the point where finding others is hard?
Not him but I'd say that yes, anyone willing is able to look good enough to score someone.
>That people cant have social problems/disorders that prevent them from socialising/traumas that make many aspects of life difficult?
That's the defeatism he was talking about.
>Would you tell someone with autism to stop being defeatist?
Yes I would
>Are you an idiot?
You clearly are.
>>5771391
Ok
The funny thing is, the only people who ever go around giving worthless advice like yours are the people whove never been the situations where it would ever apply
Its always some brodude with no knowledge of anything
Its a small step above Bible preachers saying "God has a plan for everything! Everything happens for a reason!"
But im sure a borderline deformed guy with severe autism just needs to be himself :^)
>>5770944
I understand, anon
>>5771422
>be yourself
I never said that, if you are a worthless person with that much self defeatism then don't be yourself, be a better person. There are literally crippled people who live in third world countries not whining like you, you know why? Because they don't have the time to, they've learned a long time ago how useless that would be.
>>5771422
Not him but I was you, then got my shit together. You're fat, if you're original sadfag, and that means your unfit and eat less than ideal diet. Chemically you are fucking yourself over because shit diet and no exercise, and how can you expect to be anything but ugly and unwanted if you don't put effort into your looks. Fix that shit, enjoy having natural endorphins from exercise work with you to fight that depression and slowly gain social points by looking better day by day.
After you fix that stuff you can come back and nag again, but I have a feeling you won't because either you will give up and blame others or you will have learned how to carry your own weight and moved on.
>>5771443
Again, assumptions
How do you know I havent done literally all those things?
Diet/excercise is what they tell you at the beginning of every therapy course
If I wasnt doing that id be fucking myself over
I probably have a better diet and exercise routine than you have or ever will, I run for god knows how long every day because its the only way I can become tired enough to fall asleep, I do cardio, I do everything, still alone
>>5771440
Youre not saying anything, youre just putting words on a screen for the sake of it at this point and repeating the word "defeatism" over and over again. "Be a better person" wow what insight you have
>>5771473
Try dropping the woe-me act. Nobody wants to listen to that shit. That's one of the reasons why you're alone. Whining little faggot.I >probably have a better diet and exercise routine than you have or ever will
Narcissism and arrogance won't help you find anyone or to be more social.
>>5771495
Ayy fucked up the greentext.
Should I do a woe-me rant now? Lel.
>>5771473
>"oh poor me I have autism and I'm a cripple what will I ever do in life, how could I ever be happy?"
That's all I'm hearing from you. And you're alone because of your whining, you could look like a greek god and people would still not date you.
>I probably have a better diet and exercise routine than you have or ever will
Look who's the one projecting now.
>>5771508
Keeping up the woe-me act. You're fucking delusional.
>(of course I dont)
Now why don't I believe you?
We're telling you to get your shit together, not to further pity yourself, you idiot. Take the advice.
>>5771519
You really have nothing to say
You just want to feel better about yourself
Say something useful but dont just insult me and minimise my problems
Its really unfortunate that people like you feel the need to do that
When did this board become so catty anyway?
>>5771508
>of course I dont
I don't believe you.
>>5771531
Get your shit together
How is this not clear?
>dont just insult me and minimise my problems
I'm telling you to improve, because where you're at is not good enough. This is what you're saying yourself. The situation you're in sucks, so get to work. We all need to improve ourselves and the only ones who make it are the one's that keep at it. You only have your own life and if you're not willing to work for it then no one will.
Your problems are not big or small they're just your problems, so fix them. Most people in the world are in a worse situation and the ones that get a better life are not the ones who give up or expect people to be leniant because of whatever-excuse-used.
>>5771539
Why not? Because if I didnt fit your absurd strawman version of myself you wouldnt be able to insult me further?
I do what everyone else tends to do, I try to make people laugh, or generally I just be quiet while I think of something relevant to add the conversation, im smart enough to realise im not meant to literally whine at people ive just met about being alone
>>5771547
>im smart enough to realise im not meant to literally whine at people ive just met about being alone.
Almost there m8
>>5771547
>Because if I didnt fit your absurd strawman version of myself you wouldnt be able to insult me further?
No because everything you type points to the other direction
There's truly nothing more pathetic than a lonely bisexual.
>open to dating everyone
>can't get a date
It's almost too sad to watch
>>5768780
bro it's a meme
>>5771563
You are aware I'm trying to get your thick head to realize something positive, right?
>>5771577
Oh yeah the thing you said about "try harder"
Ive been doing that, ive been going to therapy, I attended societies, I went to counsellors
I get rejected and embarassed, I still try, I go to parties pretty much every week
I dont understand why people cant accept that some people will be alone
Please just tell me if youre baiting me
>>5771587
>I still try
>I'll never make it
Oxymoron much? Get as far away from that defeatism as you can, or you're going to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>5771594
Normal people dont get through college with their virginity intact
There are far more things wrong with me than defeatism
>>5771606
>Normal people dont get through college with their virginity intact
A lot of them do, actually. Are you srsly whining because you're not a Chad? F F S.
>There are far more things wrong with me than defeatism
So? Are you implying anyone is perfect? Kill the self pity act, and you'll get miles ahead of your current self.
>one chance at life
>born with no dick
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
U
S
T
>>5771638
If youve been to numerous parties/events, are currently fit, do cardio and bodyweight exercises, do therapy and eat a healthy diet its fair to assume nothing else is really going to work
Self blame can be a bit paralyzing. You guys seem to think that him heaping blame on himself will help. Personally, I've had some external factors create hardship in my life, but I try to be real about just how little culpability matters in life. You can channel pain into action, or you can make excuses and stagnate.
Kinda like having your head held under water by someone. I wouldn't blame someone for drowning in that position, but game over if they do, just a sad memory. Believing you're such shit and its all your fault and dying is the same result as excusing yourself from struggling because its an unfair situation and dying. Deserving things and having things and who's to blame have little to do with each other. Getting your head above water is the only thing that matters, and its most efficient to single mindedly focus on getting where you feel you should be.
Even against what seems like actual impossibility I struggle daily, and have done so for years. There is a lot of anguish at needs unmet, and disproportionate low payoffs for tremendous amounts of work, but I try to take that desperation and rage and throw it into the fire in my soul for fuel, to put it in a dorky way. I'm not that positive and I don't have time for self blame, I'm angry and it drives me. At the end of the day I'm still stranded in what feels like some metaphorical middle of nowhere, financially mired and a social outcast, but I look back and see I've pushed myself to my limit and I know I'll do it all again tomorrow and that helps me sleep at night.
Disclaimer, mtf, so I probably experience emotional passion different from you, so whatever. Cis girls are trained so hard to depend on people and cis guys act too macho to feel anything but comfort zoney neutral feels and smother themselves in inaction when stuff goes wrong. You all disgust me haha.
>>5771658
>>5771736
>I'm straight
>guys are hotter
wat?
>>5766664
>one chance at life
>be born gay male in a third world country
Even my dad said he'd beat me if I wasn't his son.
What are the chances of finding a sugar daddy that will take me to a better place? I've been talking with this 52 yo guy from Chicago, and after some cyberstalking I've found out he makes like 250k a year.
H-he will offer me to move in with him, will he?
Although his husband probably wouldn't be too happy about it.
>>5771761
They are though. They're so strong and powerful and muscular.
I'm just not attracted to them.
>>5771806
A troubling look into the mind of a bisexual man in the earliest stages of realization.
Guess they really are just confused.
>>5771763
Iktf, I never really met my dad, but there was this one time my mom fainted on her work when I was 15, she was out for almost a week, during that time my family tried incriminating me as if I had been beating her.
They always hated me, first they tried to get her to abort me, then they tried taking me from her to put me in a boarding school.
Why are third-worlders so crazy?
>>5771893
>implying IQ means shit
>>5771564
That cake is too good. I wish I got to participate in that cake somehow.
By participate I mean receive a silly cake like that or gift it or write on it. I'm waiting for my opening now... next person who gets into an accident? BAM! SILLY CAKE.
I was a "baker" (bread and donuts mostly) for a few years at a grocery store. The only cool thing I ever got to write on a cake was "You Knocked Me Up!" They had been trying for a while to have a kid.
>>5771825
what
>>5766664
>bisexual
>born to Muslim parents in developing country
Fuck
>>5770741
Double standard as fuck.
>It's okay that I've been with guys but not okay that you have
>>5772208
That's women for you.
>>5771763
MY CHICAGO DADDY BLOCKED ME ;-;
Looks like I'll be stuck here forever :c
>>5772208
Being with a girl as a girl doesn't affect how feminine people perceive you to be. Most people don't even count lesbian sex as sex, so some guys don't care if their girlfriend or wife has sex with women/a woman on the side.
It's different for men, because being interested in men lowers how masculine people perceive you to be. Perhaps because of association with flamers. There's also the fact MSM have a huge STD problem their female equivalents don't. No one wants to wake up with STDs when they only have one partner at a time, nor does anyone think that's reasonable.
>>5770848
>Does anyone else feels bitter towards people who never had to work their asses to get good things in life?
Yes.
>>5771190
no, I'm strictly a top
>tfw want to be pussy sub bottom and be used and abused by qt dom tops
>tfw tried to get into bottoming several times
>tfw that shit hurts like fuck
>tfw can't buy a dildo to practice because if my mom finds it i will literally die
>tfw can't suck dick either cus super sensitive gag reflex
W
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>>5770848
Only when they act as if they worked hard for what they got handed over.
Which for some reason seems to be the case most of the times.
Like I know this guy who says he's self employed (he sells t-shirts) and act as if he was really succesful while his parents pay literally everything for him.
Not gonna lie, I'm jelly as fuck but he's still a douche.
>>5768780
Don't you get it? Don't you get that the desire to be gay is literally something that literally turns people gay? And that they aren't actually gay, but since people like gays so much they take any suspicious sign of gayness as a clear indication?
I have confucked myself so bad, I think I have become bisexual.
>>5768592
you're the reason us bi's get a bad rep in the LGBT community
>>5768744
>tfw forever straight
>>5766664
No to the bisexual part. Pussy is disgusting.
>one chance at life
>im straight
Good thing i won
Im just browsing this board to see whats new. If trans are still fucking it up.
>>5770848
No, because depression isn't a rational illness. Anyone can be depressed and want to die. Life is shit, no matter what circumstances into which one is born.
>>5771644
but are you bi?
>>5779210
But being gay is winning.
>>5771587
here's what it looks like when your life sucks but then it becomes awesome. it's a little makeshift graph of awesomeness vs. time.
_____/
wow amazing that's pretty awesome. I'd make the spike bigger but as a newfag I really can't triforce.
here's what the graph looks like a few seconds before your life becomes awesome.
_____
Wow that's a depressing graph! your life is not awesome at all! it's amazing how awful the same graph looks when you can't see what happens next.
now the sad part is that you really can't be 100% sure that your life will become awesome. But you can take steps towards it. Improving your appearance and surroundings will go a long way towards boosting your confidence and health. Go ahead and get a little fussy. Care about your hair and haircut. Start wearing a little cologne every day. Look people in the eyes more. Listen. Smile.
the really sad part is that it's gonna be really hard. it is still hard for me. it looks easy and many people will try to tell you it is. it's not. the thing is, it's so effective. if you can follow it correctly and just be a positive and caring person, your life will be so great. why would something so amazingly powerful be easy? it's like going to the gym for big muscles. all you have to do is pick up the weights and put them back down. why would anyone not be a schwarzenegger sized behemoth if that's all you ever had to do?
over time it'll get better don't worry man. if you want to talk it out at some point i can be there for ya :)
Would kill everyone itt
>one chance at life
>be born an Asexual cuddleslut with way too many pillows and blankets
Feels good man :3
>>5785474
Do you ever trade sex for cuddles?
>>5771200
How does that fix balding. I'm already in shape, my hair hasn't come back yet.
>>5785489
Kinda, quite often in relationship I'm alright with my partner going off to have sex with other people. I understand that the majority of the people want Sexual intimacy so I dont really have a problem with it
>>5766664
This, holy sex I love being bi
>>5780378
Different anon here, I like this.
>fags and breeders jelly because we have more options while they're pigeon holed
>one chance at life
>be born bisexual atheist female in a 3rd world muslim country
FUCK
>one chance at life
>be born bisexual atheist rich attractive smart male in 1st world country
>be half blood sandnigger
There just had to be ONE FUCKING THING. I fucking hate my mom for choosing an arab over the white master race.
>>5770848
I imagine the people you left behind in your third world country don't think of you as a strong-willed individual, anon.
You went to where the white people were and left your people back home to fend for themselves. Is there really pride in that?
>one chance a t life
>born as white, gay male to rich, loving, open minded parents in a first world country
>that first world country in the UK
Kill me pls
