Chat: tinychat/gaygenrehab
Old Thread: >>5761673
>>5762904
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
>tfw your straight crush introduces you to his gf
>tfw i have to pretend im not brimming with rage, jealousy, and sadness
:'(
>>5762904
I heard he got a road flare shoved up his bunghole!
>>5762917
Same happened to me once and than they both invited me into a three-some. So awkward and no thanks.
>>5762904
What a cute guy
All this unobtainable cuteness
>>5762925
desu if they invited me to a threesome i'd prob say yes
>>5762917
stop having straight crushes
STOP HAVING STRAIGHT CRUSHES
STRAIGHT MEN ARE WORTHLESS
STRAIGHT MEN CAN'T LOVE YOU
Fuck group projects. Fuck having to deal with irresponsible idiots.
>>5762957
Viva whining on 4chan.
>>5762937
I could never fall in love with str8 guy but I'd def. have sex with one
something sounds hot about being fucked and unloaded inside by a guy who was just in a cunt
>>5762962
sad thing is that this fantasy can't come true unless you rape them
When I think of hell and unsaved gay guys going to it..I imagine them like this but fully naked and exposed, as their poked and prodded by demons, and than the demons pull their limbs right off, and than they are regenerated again and they suffer this same fate eternally forever. It's scary to think about being unsaved.
>>5762937
i cant help it desu he's the only person i've ever had a crush on
>>5762964
>forcing your ass onto some guy's dick
hnnnnng
How long can a human remain upside down until they die?
>>5762966
We'd probably have to be relocated to a different cantos frequently, due to our proclivity for refurbishing impoverished areas.
>>5762977
you could maybe fuck them if youre not a total bottom but straight men probably have dirty anuses
>>5762966
What a fucking easymode hell.
Hell is personal.
A bunch of you guys are going to be forcefed ectoplasmic pizza as you feel the very ribs of your souls expanding to accommodate the disgusting amount of unholy mass entering your body before your body slowly cracks open and your every cell is dysmorphed into a conscious, devouring horror.
why are gays into such weird creepy things?
http://storage.canalblog.com/03/38/397365/97877935.jpg
>>5762979
30 seconds.
>>5762996
That's not how you use a milking table.
Stop...just stop talking about straight men...
What if aliens took over and made us all into living statues?
>>5763010
I think most of us will have a bf at one point.
>>5763013
I CANT HELP THAT I LOVE HIM FUCKKKKK
>>5762996
>http://storage.canalblog.com/03/38/397365/97877935.jpg
why boner
>>5763013
make me
>>5763019
You need a hobby.
>tfw no philly bf
>>5763003
how about you come and milk this
>>5763032
wew. Time for a cold shower.
>>5763032
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=767728541
>>5763014
That would be boring.
What I'd like to happen is aliens evaporate our armies and use our women to breed male human fucktoys. You know - like how a chimp uses a frog.
Then they'd create global academies for human fucktoys where they'd train perfect cockslave twinks, who'd prepare for the giant alien cocks with pegs and make out for alien entertainment to demonstrate what a bunch of fags the human race are. Then on their 18th birthday, human males would be drugged and roughfucked to death on the much-to-large superior aliencocks before the aliens went off on war missions against their much more technologically advanced enemies across the universe.
>>5763043
I can tell you've thought long and hard about this.
>>5763051
It used to be how I'd get hard before work.
>>5763015
I think most will settle for being a slave.
>Chatting with cousin
>He's dating a girl who's gender fluid
>Tell him I'm not into slime girls
>2 hours now and no response
>>5763062
>tfw no manlet to abuse
;___;
>>5763027
i have a lot of hobbies and lead an otherwise fulfilling life besides this one hang-up
it sucks desu
>>5763061
I'm into these weird kind of fantasies but this one is really intricate in a way that I don't think I could manage. I confuse myself enough already trying to figure out the intricacies of orgies.
>>5763077
Seethe a bit henty I'm masc4masc
>>5763069
lmao
he can't handle the killer bantz
>>5763099
ew
>>5763099
No
>>5763083
Unrelated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQsw0aQDyM
>>5763099
nah
>>5763099
how is this even sfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To
>>5763125
That's actually a myth but some of us are into the scent of a straight mans though. It's actually a very loud minority.
>>5763123
it doesnt have dicks in it..i just couldnt believe its a scene from a gay porn video..but i guess some gays are into dirty bathroom sex
>>5763041
milk me bro
>tfw finally have enough courage to go to the gym and embarrass myself in the hopes of becoming qt
wish me luck!
>>5763143
You don't need luck, just do it.
>>5763141
how do i get big nips like this?
>>5763143
Don't let your dreams be dreams
>>5763143
this could be you wiz!
>>5762911
"lotion"
>>5763168
put your trip back on, I'm trying to filter you
>>5763168
>no bf to fart on
when is domestic violence okay in a gay relationship?
>>5763099
girl..
good night gay gen
https://youtu.be/oVtvbgwjcRw?t=9s
>>5763192
bye bitch
>>5763185
All the time.
guess my pics are too masc for gaygen
>Wander off
>Come back to gaygen
>Start replying to people
>Discover thread ended an hour ago
Fuck it.
>>5762670
I knew it was weird for a straight guy to like musicals that much.
>>5762674
>Didn't even make the list
Twink mode forever.
>>5762778
> 5'2"
Hey bb.
>>5762790
Second. First was test and dbol
I'm about to come off. Not sure if I'll go back on, again. I didn't seem to make the gains that people raved about. Didn't really have the side effects either.
Not sure if it was crazy under-dosed, or if I'm just generally hormone resistant.
tfw no straight bf
>>5763216
take it
>>5762670
I knew it was weird for a straight guy to hate gay men that much
Not even joking though, my dad is one of the most homophobic men I know. I'm not out to him but I always tell him I think he might be a repressed homo because hating gay men as much as he does isn't normal.
>>5763236
Yeah, but is he cute dough?
wake up
see this
http://41.media.tumblr.com/63fd5797e9639a584ab08da4999c521e/tumblr_nj1o7zu7OB1u0x0qao1_400.jpg
what do
>>5763249
>gay supervillians
that's what the world needs more of
>>5763254
>http://41.media.tumblr.com/63fd5797e9639a584ab08da4999c521e/tumblr_nj1o7zu7OB1u0x0qao1_400.jpg
GAG: http://41.media.tumblr.com/c4d60229e4a42a0eb0efa9aa864e8afb/tumblr_o23nl8JKQv1qfcg5io1_500.jpg
>>5763014
We've already been infiltrated by ayylmaos
never seen a dick this small before IRL..
http://49.media.tumblr.com/ca39540e2c2cce8833d6dd661e422569/tumblr_o1bs1yzh6P1rhup7qo1_400.gif
tfw this wont be my breakfast tomorrow
http://41.media.tumblr.com/512ec86355ffb479020092a2e6baf807/tumblr_mgjdgpYVUY1ruwu50o1_500.png
>>5763289
but this will
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a7ddec5052e8a9fa3c909a7bb4ca1ba5/tumblr_o1eo5a4sNU1su1exso1_500.jpg
smile
>>5763299
but it won't
sweet dreams
http://favsforme.tumblr.com/archive
>>5763307
do you like penises
The guy sobbing as several people held him down so a doctor could give him a cathartic surgery properly without anesthesia on TV a minute ago was hotter than any of the shitty pics you guys keep posting.
>>5763307
I would turn you into a scarecrow.
Thought I was in MascGen for a moment.
I'm not complaining.
YES
I GOT AN A+
I THOUGHT ID GET A D
FUCK YESSSSSS IM SO SMART
>>5763277
Never judge a flaccid penis, Anon
>>5763349
Oh dear I'm afraid I can't. It's just covered with ingrown hairs right now. And I have hemorrhoids the size of your little finga. And I've got this terrible rash from not wiping. It's terrible. I can't. I'm sorry, I can't.
>>5763349
you kinda do though right?
>>5763349
Could be worse.
Keep in mind that if you didn't do a satisfactory job at protecting my vegetables, I'd set you on fire.
I'm sure that won't be a problem.
>>5763185
when it's me, apparently
>>5763404
;-; why cant you be my bf
also post dick
>>5763404
More vegetables than the eye can see, vegetables are one of life's greatest joys!
>>5763404
>More of an ass man. I like the qt little ones though.
h-hi
>>5763418
Oh my God, who cares?
>>5763427
this
>tfw ywn be a sexslave for the jews
rate my pic GG
>>5763453
you already are though, child
>tfw no morbidly obese neet with the acne of 10000 nerds to tell you everyday about how he had to settle for someone as plain as you
>>5763455
Then where are the jewdicks waiting to pound my goypucci
>>5763456
>implying i'm after anyone here
all i meant was that i don't give a shit
jeb dropped out ... im crushed, i actually cried
ruined my whole weekend
>>5763028
where
i'm starting a diet
i may be a faggot but i cannot stand being a fat faggot
>>5763476
>Please clap
Poor Jeb, almost feel bad for the guy
>>5763483
we believe in you, bb
(b ig b oy)
>>5763488
i own a jeb shirt and sign
i want to cry some more
idk why i was so emotionally attached to him
>>5763476
I was hoping he would stick around a little longer as well. I was enjoying his chagrin.
>>5763497
>Actually wanting to vote for Jeb
Why would you ever unironically support Jeb?
>>5763499
because he supports business interests like my dad's
and he's a bush
>>5763497
>idk why i was so emotionally attached to him
you have an underlying fetish for inept insecure blundering old men much like people who are emotionally attached to marco rubio are also generally sexually attracted to robots
>>5763497
In love with a loser, brings you much pain.
>>5763483
how many times have we heard that before
>tfw you will never go to film school
i like making money but i won't follow my true dreams...
>>5763512
I say i'm gonna start a diet like once every other month but i mean it for real this time, i'll smash my fingers in with a hammer before i reach for any more garbage
>>5763512
who is this and why have you cruelly caused me to boner
>>5763502
still not sure if serious or not
>>5763518
>http://imgur.com/a/WyO7V
wtf is wrong with your dick
eugh
>>5763518
CRIP
DICK
>>5763534
Tragic case of dick rickets.
I'm afraid it's inoperable.
>>5763540
meant more the about the situation in the second picture
nigga look like ur dick went through a meat grinder
>>5763542
The battle for the title of king crip dick begins
Place your bets, who will win, quasimodo or tiny tim?
>>5763530
some muscle twink
forget his name
>>5763518
That first one looks like a gryphon penis
>>5763564
>quasimodo or tiny tim
Which one of us is quasimodo?
>>5763574
>gryphon penis
How do you know what a gryphon's penis looks like?
>>5763577
john must be quasimodo
>>5763568
I would like to fuck him until he also forgets his name
>>5763518
i love you and i love your penis so much and i want you to be my bf
>>5763587
i sure am!
also a bottom, so its irrelevant what my dick is
>>5763598
>low standards
You haven't even seen his face.
>>5763598
Fuck off anonymous loser.
>>5763606
fuck you he is perfect
>>5763598
Hey bb. Post butt.
>>5763606
I post face all the time. Pic related.
>>5763607
P O S T B U T T
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S
T
B
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T
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>>5763611
Perfect comes naturally. No through steroids and working out.
>>5763607
lmao not even the real ann
A lot of the people I know need radio while driving. this bugs the shit out of me.
Anybody else prefer radio off while driving?
>>5763628
nope, i get bored
>>5763621
guys what if I'm not really gay?
>>5763625
The real ann is a thirsty mother fucker. lol
>>5763634
>>5763634
then ur lucky
why is everyone so spiritually dead?
I'm sure God must regret creating us.
>>5763630
but radio is gross tho. don't you prefer to think in silence? I don't have a problem with music, but adverts and shitty djs blathering on... it's just a really gross experience for me.
what was your fav barbie as a kid, gaygen?
>>5763628
I either listen to the radio or plug my phone in, but usually only when I'm driving alone
I'm the kind of fag who likes to sing in the car even though I can't sing
>>5763660
Lt. Ripley
John, are you voting for Trump?
Yeah, John. How's it feel being a full-fledged Trump supporter, now, hmmmm?
Like the rest of us, hmmmm?
Not so special anymore, hmmmmmm?
>>5763664
I like to sing along sometimes as well, and I have pandora for when I wish to do such a thing. I still think regular radio is gross though. I'll admit that I listen to music occasionally while driving. I get bitched at sometimes for preferring silence while driving. I'll only listen to music if I'm on a roadtrip with friends or something.
>>5763669
eww pleb
i like fat boys
>>5763676
All too often all 10 presets are on commercial or randumb dj talk.
>>5763691
Should be easy for you to find a bf then. be prepared for him to hate you for not being lazy.
>>5763685
>I get bitched at sometimes for preferring silence while driving.
Yeah most of the time I like silence and a nice quiet car ride
the stations in my area are pretty good though
Christ, I'm sad.
>>5763628
I loooooove going for long drives and singing to music, usually not the radio though (too pleb for my master race tastes)
>>5762911
Goddamit, I came here just to post this. Well played.
Songs to sing along to in the car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVEhNHIzJec
>>5763676
>Post butt.
>it's a "go to family gathering and be the only one without a date there because >gay" episode
>>5763721
damn, I wish this was you
>>5763721
>mfw the real estate agent left me alone in a empty house while she made a phone call
>>5763715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jQ5R0a9Bgs
>>5763721
>>>/contortionism/
>>5763727
>>5763715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>5763735
who is this spunk monk?
>>5763715
https://youtu.be/y4u2MyVlCa4
>>5763715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3rg-rh6MPo
P I N G
M E
>>5763735
That's the most perfect ass I've ever seen. How even
I wish mine looked like that
>>5763748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>5763743
some pic from tumblr obviously:
http://chileangay.tumblr.com/archive
>>5763756
God, I wish I could do that.
If I could throat sing and had the ass posted above, nothing could stop me, not even death.
>>5763715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzKn7oLzLo
>>5763766
>homoerotic religious iconography
This is my fetish
>>5763766
Nice
>>5763715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEk5odW6KGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFVqb0lfd8
>>5763770
ann isn't even gay: confirmed
god is good
god is great
god thank u
>>5763775
<3
Keep em comin. Love MM
>>5763784
(nipple == lickable) == True
>>5763784
you'd never think he'd be that hairy
>>5763789
literally the best surprise
>>5763785
http://youtu.be/-QKswuIfgqA
>>5763807
yummy
>>5763807
I wish my facial scar was sexy like that
>>5763807
nice beard
>>5763807
His haircut is really bugging me though.
>>5763785
good taste familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJfzgxe01Q
>>5763784
who's this spunk hunk?
>>5763834
>had ninja turtle sheets as a kid
>used to make out with Casey Jones and Shredder
>>5763834
>Sabretooth's equipped with wounds that heal easily!
Haha
goodnight
>>5763860
I'd let Wolverine and Gambit spit roast me. Cy-cuck can watch.
Goddamn it gaygen you know what's worse than wondering if the perfect bf exists?
It's knowing the perfect bf exists, but he lives across the country.
He's a 6'6" dom muscular top who's into video games, anime and manga
and he lives
in michigan >:(
>>5763885
ya tell me about it. I was talking to a guy in TN for weeks before I decided to pull the plug.
>>5763889
Right in the feels, anon.
>>5763889
but what if i could convince him to move to where i live? my city is much better than michigan
>>5763885
lol I'm almost same but bottom and 6"3".
>>5762930
Face is alright. Dat body doe.
>>5763917
Have you spoken to him yet?
>>5763922
>dominant musclebottom
Hey bb how u doin
>>5763915
Very sad.
That X-Men cartoon was my fave desu
>>5763930
I'm not entirely sure what that is but it sounds like me.
>Just looked it up, I am definitely a power bottom
>tfw can't feel
>>5763932
I hooked up with him while on vacation in another town. He was on vacation that same weekend.
The crazy thing is his sexual tastes almost perfectly compliment mine. He's like, "There's no sexy geeky submissive guys like you around here." He was talking about how much he wanted to hang out playing video games and having sex
>>5763945
I laughed way fucking harder than I should have.
>>5763949
Why don't you chat him up? It might be worth it to move across the country for him, if he's willing.
>>5763962
I am chatting with him. We're gonna do the long distance friend thing and I guess wait until better circumstances can bring us together.
Goddamn I want this man
>>5763962
The funniest thing is that I'm only learning how cool he is after the fact from texting tonight. Before he was just a hot guy I was lucky enough to hook up with but it turns out he's basically the perfect man.
>>5763991
like 800 miles away
>>5764013
i'm in atlanta
>>5763856
Kill me now.
>>5764039
I know I'm just bitching because bitching feels good
>>5764050
maybe. we'll keep chatting and see where it goes but the end goal is to get him down here probably.
in the meanwhile i just deal with the absolute garbage dating pool here
being a girl wouldn't be so bad, right?
>>5764069
it's not that bad it's just i'm mad salty I'm not shitposting in the arms of giant perfect muscle bf right now because of fucking geographic distance
>>5763476
>gurgled laughter intensifies
>>5764085
i never said i had any plans to ever do that
chopping off my precious lil dick and fucking up my body with hormones, as if...
>>5764076
>periods
>literally only allowed to be skinny
>make up
>pregnancy
>men will stop respecting your opinions on video games, computers, politics, cars, comedy, etc
Why would anyone ever
>>5764076
I'm not sure how many fucks I'd give.
Periods would suck.
>>5764095
>not the end of the world
>obviously there's less pressure on men to be good looking, but that is not the case in the gay community
>that's optional
>abortion
>cute leftist men exist
>>5764085
>The grass is greener bro.
Jesus. This needs to be repeated again and again, throughout the entirety of this board. People forget it.
>>5764076
Not if you're a real woman it isn't.
>>5764105
there is absolutely no way you can force me out of this thread, so you can shut the fuck up, "friend"
>>5764101
There's as much pressure to be good-looking for straight girls as there is for gay men.
Lesbianism, that's where it's at
>>5764113
Yeah, but after the one-night you just become a story that the guy tells all his friends, like oh-fuck you won't believe the kind of people I've fucked!
>>5764119
yea that is true
let's put up with each other then :)
>>5764113
there's bears, chasers, twinks, daddies
there's so many ways for gay men to be considered hot but for women it's literally just
be skinny
>>5764113
Yeah, the idea of super high gay standards is kind of a myth.
>Gawldarnit I'm 45 and obese and basically look like an albino gorilla, and some toned twink just rejected me gawldurnab gay standards so finnicky and shallow
Sort of thing.
lol getting dumped and the excuse being "you're too good for me" is the worst feeling
>>5764028
>atlanta
>better then anywhere
>>5764132
a friend of mine got dumped by the guy making him dinner, and then literally saying, "I think you like me more than I like you."
>>5764128
you sound really gay right now
there are straight men into chubby women, older women, younger women etc as well
plus ANY girl can get a bf if she wishes to
get out of your gay bubble
>>5764125
Eh, whining and crying on here is nothing, it has no value any-which-way. It's just a thing to do, I'm not even totally sincere about it (though there's SOME truth, of course).
Whereas experiencing that kind of thing is utterly demoralizing. Especially when it happens often and nothing ever takes, nothing leads you to a more subtle perspective.
>>5764130
>albino gorilla
kek
>>5764134
They just don't want to be seen as superficial, as soon as they marry a rich nerd they will be banging that beast.
>>5764141
that's rough as fuck, what in the fuck
honestly that's some next level mind fucking
