Talk. Meet. Make friends!
>>5760989
ETERNAL ANGLO <<<<<<<<<<< FRANCE
This isn't going to turn into a fetish discussion like the last one, is it?
I feel like if I resorted to using 4chan to meet people it would be admitting that ive lost at life
Id rather just admit ive failed and ill die alone without going through that
>>5761108
the good thing about meeting lgbt people on 4chan is that you're guaranteed they're not tumblr
>>5760989
LEEDS?
Glasgow trans gril here
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
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>>5761453
Close enough. Let's date.
>>5761453
details?
>>5761098
Someone explicitly asked me what I was into!
(I'm a threadkiller. I have a problem.)
>>5761453
Yaaaaas.
I'll be slutting it up in soho tomorrow night
>>5761179
Yes. Leeds here.
Are you the London-drifter?
BUMP.
Come on me familia, wake up.
>>5765265
It's like 1 PM
Most people are either working or asleep.
>>5762272
east london here, just moved
West London.
Any guys near Thames?
I want to lose my fucking virginity.
>pic related
>>5765364
Thames River?
>>5765391
Yes, Thames River.
>>5765403
its a pretty big river dude
>inb4 /legbutt/ turns into a slower (and even shittier) /soc/
>>5765364
i'm in london & i totally would
i've never topped before so that'd be strange
>>5762151
>soho
>not vauxhall
r u even gay ?
>>5766072
Pls be
S P O O K
P
O
O
K
>tfw Brummie cub
>>5766255
>birmingham
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha oh god i feel for you man jesus christ
Is the comb sissy h-here?
suffolk opposite-of-masterrace reporting for duty
Let's see if this works
Sutton Coldfield?
The fuck are you faggots still doing awake? Why the fuck am I still awake?
>>5768585
I don't know.
Any Manc legbutts still awake?
Kent here.
>>5760989
Do you accept frenchfags ?
>>5760989
Is there anyone in Northamptonshire?
Last thread I was all:
>tfw no bf
But I found somebody and I am super happy right now :3
londonfag right here, pic related is me
what's up lads
add me on snapchat: baenbbz
I want to live in England/ London now. You guys are kewl.
>>5766255
So you're a nightingale club slut?
>>5761453
Also a londoner lesbian! Except I am a water-gypsy londoner lesbian (I live on a narrowboat)
>New to the whole bi/gay scene
>Sign up to Grindr
>Get a few messages
>"you're really close"
>50 meters away
>Panic
This is honestly terrifying, I might delete my account.
>>5775369
do you live in a commieblock?
>>5775378
It's a modest little apartment. If this person turns out to be a neighbor I'm going to be pissed.
>>5775244
You say that like it's not cool as fuck
>>5775369
thats why i hate grindr.
The whole 'don't shit where you eat' analogy
Manchester transgirl reporting in
>>5768760
>>5775407
I quite like my boat, She is the first love in my life!
Pic related, its her.
>>5775499
I have literally always wanted to spend time living in a narrowboat.
Just seems like it'd be something super interesting to do, even if only for a while.
Also barrel of ale is a great name I am 100% stealing that for my writing.
>>5760989
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/anna-lee-student-at-lancaster-making-history-in-bid-to-become-first-openly-trans-candidate-to-run-a6891231.html
kek
>drag queen name
>young hon
>SJW
surely we can do better UK
>>5775509
originally I was considering having her repainted with Wii Free men painted on her from the terry pratchet books and renamed Kelda but barrel of ale has grown on me!
>>5775522
That'd be pretty good too, but barrel of ale is really charming.
Is it weird being moored up with a load of other people or is it all super neighbourly?
>>5775525
Thats where I bought it from, currently moored up near hampton court. Plenty of really lovely boats and their owners!
>>5775539
This is really not helping with my imagined boat life idyll.
Now I need one.
Who Scrotland here?
>>5775545
I highly recommend it! living on a boat has its complications, sure. But I really love this life! The only thing is I really wish I could share it with someone.
>>5775557
I'd volunteer in a heartbeat but I'm totally not date material.
Still, I'd love to hear about what the life is like!
>>5775539
Oh hey thats pretty close to where I live.
>>5775517
Is it wrong that I want to punch "her" in the throat?
>>5775610
Not at all.
>British homos and sluts
I bet you're all gonna hook up and do stuff Jesus wouldn't want you to and stuff.
>>5775651
Nah North
>>5775517
Literally just put a wig and a dress on, no effort at all.
The UK is such a lost cause.
>>5775653
How north is north?
>>5775653
>StraightWhiteGuy
Why are you here? You're here a lot. I'm not being hostile, just asking.
>>5775645
Aye lad that's the plan
>>5775653
Like a GIANT GAY.
Yeah i said it.
Fgt.
>>5775664
He's a closeted bisexual girl.
He just doesnt know it yet.
>>5775668
>Bible doesn't allow it, mate.
Good job I don't follow the bible then innit
>>5775668
>Currently I'm here because I don't have much else to do and a few minutes to burn (by qualityposting)
Nice evasion.
>>5775517
>Describing herself as “a queer trans disabled lesbian woman,” if successful in her candidacy, the 23-year-old maths student will represent all female students from across the UK.
[screaming]
>>5775668
M8 ur shit.
Go enjoy doin ur shit things. Cos ur shit.
For real though stop being so north, meetupwhen.
>>5775674
Nah, he really does just hang here a lot. He's actually quite straight, its uncanny.
Who Southampton here?
>>5775668
you're pretty cute =}
>>5775668
Then gods an asshole for putting my gspot up my ass
>>5775678
>What answer did you want?
why /LGBT/ over any other board if there's no personal investment?
why not /ck/ or /p/ or /out/?
>>5775694
I could eliminate all boards one by one as to why I don't browse them but the truth is I was here from the boards inception out of interest and just stayed. Like that AIDS you pick up when you have curious exploratory sex with a person of a malnin persuasion.
>>5775693
You would say that cos ur shit m8.
My uni could beat up ur uni in a fite m8.
>>5775699
Your uni couldn't organise a piss up at a brewry.
>>5775700
dude, go pm
Anybody from Merseyside?
Manchester Tranny here >.>
Lets chat!
Skype: Malficex
anyone northernmost part of england? :3
>>5775561
Boat life can be challenging during the winter if you don't have an electric hook up, you have to either rely on solars or have the engine running if you are going to use the tv a lot.
The toilet situation is a bit complicated, essentially for me, its all stored under my floor in a big tank that needs to be pumped out every month or so depending on use.
There is also a huge water tank under my bed which is used for the taps, shower, everything. that needs to be refilled every 2 weeks
>>5775189
>anon
>going out
I have no confidence whatsoever.
>>5776016
Eesh, yeah, does it get particularly cold in the boat?
Would that mean lots of snuggling?
>>5775768
Sure
I live in the north and want to get gangbanged by a group of muslims, and be a slave.
Can you help my dreams become true?
>>5776125
can do, but the stove and a super thick duvet keeps me warm.
Snuggling on the boat, especially with the fire going is awesome! All i need is to be more social so i can find lesbians to do it more often!
>>5776172
Just go to your local gay area. Duh.
I just super liked someone on tinder.
Super liking is screams desperation
>>5776183
There's gotta be loads of people in London who'd be into it.
I've never tried to find les bars because im way too shy to go on my own, but i mean "Hey, wanna come check out my boat?" is a pretty unique pickup line.
>>5776241
>I've never tried to find les bars because im way too shy to go on my own,
see i have that problem too!
>>5776248
Its the worst!
Feels like it shouldnt be this intimidating, but it really is.
Add to that, I have literally zero lgbt friends around here or London, so im at an impasse.
>>5776270
I had 0 LGBT friends in London. Went on tinder. Found someone I liked. Went for a drink. Decided being mates was better. Pretty much my best friend now
>>5776295
Sadly I am at least 300% too shy for that kinda thing.
It's not good times.
>>5760989
Reintroduce section 28.
the boy I went on a date with an has the smallest dick I've ever encountered stopped messaging me.
Dodged a bullet
>>5760989
Anyone here go Kings College London? I'm a student at the uni :3
>>5776875
Me. London Bridge campus.
went to one LGBT event and never went again
>>5776878
I 'm the same; they are pretty awful.
What do you think of the new gender neutral toilets? I'm not a big fan.
Also:
C O U R S E ?
O
U
R
S
E
?
>>5776882
I literally couldn't care less about gender neutral toilets.
I do a medical related course. You?
>>5776897
Philsophy course, you ever go to the Knights Templar?
There are secret 'lgbt-meets' there.
>>5776914
Secret between who?
If it's kcl queens/uglies then no thanks.
But nah, never been. Sounds mysterious... Lol
>>5776927
On Thursday nights at the back of pub.
Secret between those who go, they've made glory holes in the mens toilets.
Check when you next go, 3 stall on the left from when you go inside.
>>5761108
I meet 4chin tards at uni lads, its not that hard
>>5776942
Where'd you hear about this? And also why? Lol.
>>5776978
Was invited by a guy in the LGBT community; he thought I'd be into it.
Apparently its safe, you have to prove you don't have STi's/Aids etc.
I politely declined.
Also you have to be invited to get in.
I could suggest you if you want in?
>>5776987
I definitely do not. I literally saw 0 people I'd fuck when I went to the one social.
>>5776997
That's fair.
Do you go to any gay bars or similar places?
Which ones if so.
>>5777005
G-a-y to feel better about myself since everyone there is gross/the drinks are super cheap. Occasionally heaven.
But then it's usually the more housey stuff. Dalston, eastbloc, sometimes Vauxhall. You?
>>5777013
I've ocassionaly gone to Dalston aswell, never G-A-Y, I regular Bel-Air and quite enjoy Central Station.
I'm really shy though and have never actually lost my virginity.
>>5777028
Never even heard of bel-air?
G-a-y is super cheap but literally full of gross people. Last time I was there there were tragic old gays in full matching track suits drinking bottles of wine alone, trying to hit on young guys.
Haha I think it's better to lose your v to someone you like anyways. I did and I think if I did it over Grindr id be a bit grossed out as hookups never live up to relationship sex
>>5777061
Yeah those old guys sound like faggots, I'm glad I don't go there.
Bel-Air, is really fresh. If you ask any cab with dice in the mirror to take you there he will.
>>5777103
Hahha a double for 3.80 though is an absolute steal in London. It's worth it to go there for predrinks if you're going out in central.
I'm a big fan of Dalston though. It's gr8
tfw being gay in somerset
>>5776773
>I would rather meet fellow lesbians in more relaxed environments with people i know, but i don't know any lesbians who would go with me so its kinda a catch 22
This is 100% it.
I odnt really like club-type settings, I much prefer something more relaxed and laid back, but I dont know anyone to go to those with.Ffff.
>therapist recommends meeting an LGBT group
>panic slightly but look into it
>only one non-facebook group that seems active and credible
>too old
Fuck. Anyone in Hampshire?
Billingham.
Yeah I'd never heard of it either.
Anyone south? I'd like to get cosy, or something...
Anyone in/near Sheffield
>>5776154
far from berwick? much love
im a god damn American yet im on this thread #thuglife #kms #wheresmynoose
Who here's a fem guy or mtf in the South-East?
>>5777254
i dont suppose you live in london? A round of dungeons and dragons on my boat?
>>5780874
I'm just outside London but holy shit yes
>>5781029
Ur gonna get murdered and she's gonna steal your organs and wear your skin
>>5781051
If that's their fetish, don't judge.
>>5781078
its fairly simple, its like a super lightweight Skype/irc with voice stuff. becoming a standard in game communities.
I just created this; https://discordapp.com/channels/152357912000462848/152357912000462848
maybe an English lesbian gamers general on 4chan may be a good idea?
>>5781111
Bit of a specific audience for a general to thrive, I expect?
Might be worth a shot though.
Not entirely sure how the link works, since it doesnt seem to be doing much? No chat is showing up, at least.
Why can't I just find a nice gay bro to hang out, play video games and fool around with? Why does every gay guy I come across seem to be either a massive fag or a bear alpha?
>>5781270
Same tbqh.
A jock bro who likes to lift, go out to the same club nights as me, play vidya and actually has an education/prospects.
What do
>>5775517
I actually met Anna Lee at the LGBTSoc first meeting last year on Lancaster Campus
Anna greeted me with "Hi and welcome to LGBTSoc! As an icebreaker, let's do some questions:
1. What's your favorite chocolate bar
2. Preferred pronouns"
that and Anna recently announced that the Spike red censorship mark for the university student union (something she's part of) is "just attention seeking. The real censorship is done by cis het white men"
Literally tumblr in human form.
>>5781314
Don't leave us in suspense idiot.
What's the answer to the questions?
>>5781318
Anna didn't like my answers
I said "I like snickers and I use normal male pronouns". Apparently "normal male" doesn't real and Anna doesn't like nuts.
>>5781320
Well you should have told Anna that she was triggering you because you identify as a male-nutkin
>>5781324
I can't do that Anna is low on privilege (probably a gland issue). If I upset her I'll be crucified on campus.
Also, little known secret: Anna doesn't wear a wig. She just has a really strangely shaped head.
who /scot/
Anyone in Lancaster/go to Lancaster Uni?
>>5781141
yeah fair enough. maybe a specialised reddit or meetup.com or something.
You may need to download the discord client first
>>5781375
Okay, Ive done that and still nothing.
Not sure what Im doing wrong. Maybe firefox is bugging out?
Apparently there's an 'instant invite' link thing - is that the one you posted?
And I think there actually is a reddit for lesbian gamers. Dont know about a UK specific one, though given how big reddit is, there may well be!
>>5781388
nevermind, my mistake, here it is;
https://discord.gg/0qlOSBrO5XgiQbQN
>>5781342
>Lancaster
Lancaster a shit, York is best
>>5781406
no1care about york/lancaster shit
>>5781409
I will fight you and finger your bum
>>5761108
I met my bf on 4chan and we've been sucking each other's cocks for two years now
Maybe your unwillingness to take a chance on finding romance online is just a shield you put up to protect your feelings in the event that you come up lacking in your quest for cock in a plase you consider full of undesirables?
>>5781451
Ive met 4chan people in real life and they tend to be 'off'
I see myself in them really, and I hate myself
It wouldnt match up to meeting someone normally anyway, ill never be like those actually attractive, socially apt people who take arts courses and have actual rich lives
Itll probably just end up as 2 sort of below average looking guys with mild acne meeting occasionally to have mechanical sex and talk awkwardly about memes or something
>>5781415
I would much rather the latter than the former desu.
Actually, let's fight. I'll bring the oil and a paddling pool.
>>5781493
Bring it
>>5781465
Holy shit you understand me
>>5781465
post coital meme talk is what true love is built upon
>>5781465
The "off" ones are the ones who are most likely to attend a 4chan meetup.
There's a wide range of people here, some normal, some not.
>>5781270
Maybe you should try not putting people in boxes?
>>5781314
>>5781320
I'd ask if you know some of the lancaster homos but i just realised the only people i know there now are bi/les girls. I have never had the misfortune of meeting anna, though my fiancé ran against her for a LGBT soc thing a few years ago.
Her campaign style has never changed, it was 'i'm trans and a lesbian' then and according to the article anon posted it's just become an evolved form of that.
anyone wear glasses?
If I have a prescription for really weak lenses should I get them?
Like I don't need them really. I can see fine but sometimes I get sore eyes and headaches.
Should I maybe get a pair of glasses and only wear them when a headache flares up?
>>5781815
I know plenty of gay guys on campus.
I studied german in my first year and started talking to a guy I thought was straight. Like 4 months into being there and thinking he was super attractive but not making a move I see him on grindr and find out he recently got a boyfriend. Super bummer :(
>>5782062
I'd go for a "prevention" thing and say wear glasses more often than not. Suddenly putting them on when you feel a headache coming on likely won't stop it.
>>5782130
Yeah, I just know a few people who have said their eyes got lazy from wearing glasses and their eyesight got worse.
Unsure what to think
>>5781686
That's my type though, I mean you wouldn't go up to a lesbian and say "hey you should totally go for men too, you wouldn't want to put people in boxes now would you?"
>>5782089
My fiancé is trying to make me come up for basshunter on monday, but knowing that all the songs will be the english version sucks.
>>5782646
It's time to break up with your fiancé if they like basshunter.
>>5782688
we both like basshunter. I just like the swedish versions of the old stuff better mainly because the original lyrics for 'all i ever wanted' are instead about dota, and 'now you're gone' is about an IRC chat moderator who may or may not be a bot.
So I doubt there's any RoHo uni people here
>>5782699
Boten Anna (iirc that's the name, haven't heard it in a long time) is so real to me. Every day I'm on IRC and everyone could easily be a bot.
>>5782725
i don't think i've been on an IRC for like, 3 years at least. I wouldn't be surprised if fairly active chats were actually all bots by this point.
>>5782742
Nah there's active chats that are 0% bot, IRC is still fairly huge.
I think every server in existence has a #chat with a roulette and trivia bot though.
>tfw no qt hairless sub boyfriend
Why am i so lonely
>>5781342
Live there but no uni, what's up?
Hi from Reading. I exist.
>>5787830
why don't you just do a line of mdma/coke like the rest of the degenerate london community.
stop being mean to Anna
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2016/feb/26/first-trans-student-to-run-for-womens-officer-stands-up-to-backlash
manchester?
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>>5788841
Just what does this Vauxhall meme mean?
maybe this is a good place to ask. does this board have a dubtrack room? I'd like to hang with ya and listen to some music.
>>5788867
Oh, from a simple googling about vauxhall I get it now
>>5761179
I'm in Leeds.
>>5766255
Birms represent
>>5782688
no it's time to neck a handful of garrys and dance the night away
bored lesbian in the middle of fucking nowhere, would be cool to meet up with other lesbo's
I live near Reading. im pretty social, but i recently moved from a big city to out in the sticks, so it'd be cool to meet some peeps.
>>5789121
Not to basshunter :'(
London and surrounding area lesbians who are more into vidia and tabletop rather than going to clubs. Here is a discord group we are forming for meetups in the future;
https://discord.gg/0qlOSBrO5XgiQbQN
>>5791072
last link was just a temp invite, here is the full one if the previous times out
https://discord.gg/0qlOSBrO5XgiQbQN
>>5787830
Houseboat anon here (technically narrowboat)
If i stay on paid moorings with electricity and stuff its about 10 pounds a night (other wise free) on top of that is fuel which isn't much, maybe 100 every few months, pumping out the toilet, about 15 every few weeks.
all in all, not much.
>>5791081
woah that's really good. I need to move soon and don't really want to leave London. Doubt i could afford a boat though
>>5791069
have some faith it'll be a laugh. Out your nut dancing off beat to basshunter like you pictured yourself doing when you were 13
26 m bi from lovely kent
Chat, hangout, maybe something more
Kik and snapchat is curiouschubster
I'm so lonely
Why do people have to say one thing in these threads that spikes my interest and then they forget to check back at it or something after I reply
>>5791512
>don't really want to leave London
Are you a masochist?
>>5768760
hop in and out of Manc don't live there. male bi
>>5775369
This is exactly my experience with it hahaha I deleted instantly
Every single hostel I've been to these few weeks, brits are always the worst. What makes your life so miserable all you can do is get wasted and go to shit trashy bars every day of the week?
>>5775369
Feeling this.
Just set it up for the third time, and only got one bad hookup out of it.
Why is there no-one but queens who are actually looking for a bit of foreplay and sensuality rather than straight pump and go?
hu partied in London this weekend?
This anon did.
>>5798174
what is party scene like in London? I'm moving up in like 6 months, excited as fuck, I love London
>Live in London
>So pathetically autistic ive never had a bf or even fucked anyone
I guess if I dont use grindr there isnt anything I can do
>>5798185
It literally has something for everyone. What sort of stuff are you into?
Where are you moving to also? That helps when wanting to know what sort of stuffs available for you
>>5798230
>Bf
>Grindr
Wew lad, you'd literally have more chance here.
>>5798257
So im dying a virgin
>>5798238
Wandsworth (for uni guess which lmao) so South-West/Inner-ish
>>5798628
Yeah I live in the borough along from there.
Errr yeah then central's easy for you so if you want like chart nights there's heaven etc.
Atm, east has the house and like crazy art scene which is where I usually go out but it's fuckin effort to get back from. 2 night busses usually so 1 1/2 hours at least.
Vauxhall is a bit seedier house so like leather etc.
>>5798708
East and Vauxhall sound interesting, for both reasons. I'm not a hater of pop, but i'm not a fan of chart clubs (I don't like them here why would I like them there), and I strangely enjoy long journeys
Cheers anon :-)
>>5798787
i absolutely hate chart clubs. Last time I was in heaven it's just faggy boys pushing past everything channeling their ~ inner mariah ~ or some shit.
at least in east it's like art fags and weirdos who are all on drugs anyways and just there for a good time
>>5798798
That sounds way more my thing, i'm there
And same, I don't want to travel 150ish miles to here fully grown men say "slay queen slay" every friday night jesus fucking christ
struggling in my first lecture and I'm in till 5. Kill me
>>5761214
Hi, Glasgow bi male here. Not a queen if that matters.
Age? student? Where (generally) in Glasgow?
Doubt my chances here but hwfg
Oh fuck lads i think im starting to really like one of my friends
He always makes jokes about gay stuff but idk if he is actually gay or not
What do i do
>>5760989
Don't suppose anybody /Stoke-On-Trent/ here?
>>5776117
That's what the alcohol is for.
Just go to the gay village and have a good time.
Anyone here done or doing postgraduate study?
>>5801836
I'm in it now
>>5802494
What are you studying anon?
>>5802625
A conversion course into a NHS medical role
>>5798093
have you fucking seen this shitty country? Everythings shit, so you drink. To make it not shit for like 4 hours until it's shit again
haven't gone to uni today because my course is so badly run they couldnt sort out my timetable until 8.30 this morning? For which they didn't even sort out the whole day. Just one lecture.
>>5806464
What do you study? What year are you in?
>>5775682
Pompey.
>>5807583
it's fine. they sorted it and I went in from 2pm.
easy
>>5807662
Well isn't that a stroke of luck! Have you ever been to that Tropics sauna down by Commercial Road? I've been looking into it but I have no idea if it's any good or not because reviews seem to be so thin on the ground for the place.
>>5812735
well, i live in newcastle
Who /geordies/ here?
>>5812747
Hi
>>5812756
>wasn't expecting a response
>dont know what to do now
H-how are you...?
>>5812768
im good, bored and tired.
you?
>>5812774
Pretty good. Had an afternoon in Number 52, but didn't manage an orgasm :(
>>5812785
why?
>>5812786
Wanted to stay a while so I held back. Then the lunchtime rush ended and the place was empty.
>>5812791
snooze you lose bud.
just go sit in the dark room in the eagle or something
>>5812798
It wasn't so much snoozing, I got plenty of action. Just didn't climax. My fault I guess. Lesson learned for next time.
I got spitroasted in the porn cinema. Had a great time.
>>5812805
sounds fun, how old are you?
>>5760989
>Meet
>Make friends
>4chan
That's really funny op, what is the thread actually for.
>>5812821
you're probably one of the younger guys there then
>>5812839
Haha, yeah.
Some lovely dicks though.
I tried H2O and it was just weird. The downstairs is like a dark creepy maze.
it's cool, i like daddies. i used to be quite popular seeing as i was 18 haha
never been personally.
>>5812867
dark creepy maze sounds fun desu
>>5813177
By all means try it if you're local. H2O Newcastle
>>5813204
London, unfortunately for my dark creepy maze longings.
