[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Gay General: Eating Clean Gay Ass Edition
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 51
Discuss the licking of clean gay buttholes.

Last: >>5757641
>>
>>5758756
Put some butter on it
>>
>>5758767

Yass henny
>>
Hey guys, i'm straight and curious (perhaps bi idk), though kind of ashamed and afraid of trying out because I live in a conservative country.

What's the best way to try some gay sex without anyone knowing? Should I try grindr?

T.I.A.
>>
>>5758756
i really love eating ass t b h
farts make me erect
whats wrong with me
post butt pics
>>
>>5758783
It grosses me out
>>5758775
Use it far from home. In an area where no one knows you
>>
>>5758756
Eating ass is true love.
>>5758775
Alot of guys are down low usually.
>>
File: 1455075961306.jpg (28 KB, 324x354) Image search: [Google]
1455075961306.jpg
28 KB, 324x354
My thread...

It was actually a quality thread too...im the only one that knows how to make them right...

>>5758773 #
Ill fight you from behind gayboy. Do you want to play with my penis?
>>
Nothing smells nicer than a nice, clean butthole! :^D
But(t), scat is just... eugh...
>>
>>5758756
Gross. But I've done it once. I liked him that much. I got drunk and feisty. He was under the impression that he could take me in combat up until then. After throwing him and forcing him to hold still, I told him that I was going to fuck the shit out of him for once. Then I ate his ass enough to get my cock inside. Lucky for me he didn't like my assuming that role and put me back in my place.
>>
>>5758818

It's ok not to eat ass if you're a sissy bottom boi
>>
File: 06b.png (136 KB, 423x453) Image search: [Google]
06b.png
136 KB, 423x453
>>5758835
Poop comes from there.
>>
>>5758846
>like thats a bad thing
>>
>>5758846

That's what douching is for, you vagina
>>
File: image.jpg (97 KB, 640x384) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
97 KB, 640x384
>tfw no jew bf
>>
>>5758867
>douching
gaaayyyy
>>
>>5758877

>not douching

you filthy whore

>>5758874

I like chunky shoes, chunky jewelry, and chunky guys
>>
>>5758889
I had a bf who didn't care about it, he would say NOW and fudgepack. It was gross.
>>
SAVE ME PRESIDENT JESUS
>>
>>5758889
woof. I'd probably care more if I were sexually active.
>>
why is everyone on tinychat such a fag??
>>
>>5759050
probably because its a gay chat.
>>
Who's in Sydney and wants to hang out with eurocock tonight
>>
File: tumblr_o1aadbvlQN1slspoto1_540.jpg (94 KB, 484x753) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o1aadbvlQN1slspoto1_540.jpg
94 KB, 484x753
>>5759459
Which part of Europe?
>>
>>5759479
North
>>
>>5759507
Elaborate.
>>
>>5759511
The country that's more meme country than Australia
>>
File: tumblr_nqv7nqBWAD1slspoto1_1280.jpg (474 KB, 1000x665) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nqv7nqBWAD1slspoto1_1280.jpg
474 KB, 1000x665
>>5759520
Righto, Sven.
While that is a tempting offer, I'm going to pass. Try not to get glassed by some cranky locked out bogans.
>>
I am thinking of doing a week long coke bender to lose some weight. Good idea or best idea?
>>
>>5759572
I already shitpost gaygen every waking hour so sounds like a plan.
>>
>>5759590
Probably.
>>
>>5759539
Come on
>>
>>5759601
Everyone. If I'm not shitposting someone I'm ignoring them.
>>
Hi gaygen how are you?
I just got home from getting my ass slammed.
>>
>>5759640

jealous

was he hot?
>>
>>5759640
am drunk.

did it feel gud? tell hole story
>>
File: Dopey Kleppe.jpg (105 KB, 1080x1080) Image search: [Google]
Dopey Kleppe.jpg
105 KB, 1080x1080
>>5759611
No. It's Sunday, and I don't want to go outside.

>>5759640
Groce.
>>
>>5759643
Yeah he was. This guy has fucked me a few times and this time around he was asking me about his buddy. I think he wants to DP me, but that's not happening.
>>
>>5759652
I'm not sure if I should be jealous
what do you look like?
>>
>>5759657

he looks rlly good :(

>>5759652

how do you find all these people?
>>
>>5759666
prolly grindr or the like
>>
>tfw wuz meant to go on a date last night
>tfw cbf tho
>>
>>5758756
One of my fave hobbies tbqh
>>
>>5759718
in ur dreams
>>
>>5759649
I can come over?
>>
>>5759714
why didn't you go
>>
>>5759747
Give it up, Lars. In the past two hours you could have fucked several Aussies, but you decided to pursue a lazy shut in.
>>
>>5759758
Just wanted to try if it works
Now I need to go for another euro from hostel again
>>
>>5759724
f o u r i n c h p e n i s
>>5759750
idk i think i am becoming asexual
who even needs a bf
>>
>>5759776
If you genuinely can't find a bf in the uk. You're not asexual, you're just some next piece of shit.
>>
>>5759771
Maybe if you were a qt Nordmann, but I find Swedes to be the least trustworthy Scandinavians.
I am sorry. Enjoy your trip.
>>
>>5759790
I'm a Finn
>>
File: 1446608238653.jpg (120 KB, 720x959) Image search: [Google]
1446608238653.jpg
120 KB, 720x959
>>5759797
That's nice.
Enjoy the beach, or whatever it is tourists do around here.
>>
>>5759804
Every guy is too hot
>>
File: 094 - KY9KY13.png (87 KB, 684x576) Image search: [Google]
094 - KY9KY13.png
87 KB, 684x576
>>5759785

>tfw no bf in London

i just have high standards i guess...
>>
Is it like against the ToS to say weed or pot on your Grindr profile?

Because 420+ is really fucking dumb and annoying, like a kid trying to get around a word censor
>>
>>5759951
I know man, it's even popping up in Ireland, its so dumb. The other one I hate is "men should be men"
>>
>>5759958

Men should be men and masc4masc is really fucking annoying.

While I look femme, I don't act like it at all and it makes talking to potentially interesting people a chore since they seem very self hating with that shit.
>>
>tfw no philly bf
>>
>>5759972
Don't lie, you're just mad because all the qt mascs won't fuck you.
>>
>>5759982
not that anon, but yeah... you got me there.
>>
File: 1454626505290.jpg (286 KB, 636x900) Image search: [Google]
1454626505290.jpg
286 KB, 636x900
>>5758756
Who else /slippery precum filled foreskin/?
>>
File: 151165.png (353 KB, 1280x902) Image search: [Google]
151165.png
353 KB, 1280x902
>>5760085
Not atm, but maybe later.
>>
>>5760095
Eww.
>>
File: aaah.gif (231 KB, 250x144) Image search: [Google]
aaah.gif
231 KB, 250x144
how does this make you feel?

https://static1.e621.net/data/05/11/0511d51e4235c6ae6a943e1efb3eab5b.webm
>>
>>5760148
like pixar is getting lazy
>>
File: Laughing-Meme-Face-14.png (684 KB, 2550x3300) Image search: [Google]
Laughing-Meme-Face-14.png
684 KB, 2550x3300
>>5760148
Oh boy that was a good laugh!
>>
>>5760148
>digimon

Not my cup of tea.
>>5760147
You get one backhand.
>>
>>5760148

just had a cheeky wank

i liked the bit where the orange fella kept slapping his balls against the lil yellow guys face
>>
that awkward moment when you smoking a spliffy in ur yard looking out the window and a bunch of k9 units pull up and start raiding the house pretty much opposite
>>
>>5760188

i thought you lived in the countryside

ive only seen 1 drug raid in my life and i live in fucking Hackney
>>
>>5760165
When you have sex w/ Juppy, r u a boy or a gurl???
>>
File: bAvJ35r.jpg (32 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
bAvJ35r.jpg
32 KB, 640x640
>>5760207
>>
>tfw
>>
>>5760219
It's confusing because Juppy is a 4' "genderqueer," and SP is a tall, masc bottom.
>>
>>5760197
nah i live somewhere else now
even back then tho seen others. you probably just live in a nice part of hackney which is 95% of it nowadays t b h.
>>
File: 1452559681292.gif (984 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
1452559681292.gif
984 KB, 500x281
>>5760207
When we have sex we are otherkin, so check your privs.
>>5760220
>>
>tfw "masc" or "masc4masc" neither offends nor excludes me
>>
File: mfwms.png (11 KB, 364x138) Image search: [Google]
mfwms.png
11 KB, 364x138
>>5760233

WHAT IF I AM NEVER ABLE TO GROW A PROPER BEARD???
>>
>>5760233
Is Juppy a STUPID kin?
>>
File: 546.jpg (81 KB, 590x590) Image search: [Google]
546.jpg
81 KB, 590x590
>>5760241
That was lame, anon.
>>5760238
Then I will feel sorry for you.
>>
File: Cheeky Kleppe.jpg (124 KB, 1080x1080) Image search: [Google]
Cheeky Kleppe.jpg
124 KB, 1080x1080
>>5760247
You're lame.
>>
>>5759785
I guess so
Sometimes I wonder what I should be doing to try and find a bf, but ultimately it all comes down to the fact that im just human garbage and its pointless to expect anyone to be attracted to me or even to give the slightest fuck about me
>>
>>5760188
lol this happened to me once. Chilling, smoking, and suddenly there's rifles everywhere. The entire block was shut down and they were approaching some "thug's" house from all directions, including through my back yard.
>>
>>5760233
>tfw no bearded bf to groom
>>
>>5760271

>rifles

america. not even once.
>>
>>5758756

Why would anyone eat ass? Fucking disgusting.

Just because it feels good doesn't mean it should be done!
>>
>>5760288

Foolish anon, feeling good is the basis for all things we do.
>>
>>5760284
These were painted bright blue and yellow (for safety and easy identification I think). Took the sexy factor right out of it.
>>
>>5760295
Says the hopelessly depressed demi-tranny whore.
>>
>>5759973
philly is kinda of a dump
move to a better city then hmu
>>
>>5760305
All cities that either use to be capitals or are capitals now are always shitty dumps. I lived in two capitals - one was a capital in the past. Both equally shitty
>>
File: oxford skyline.jpg (265 KB, 1600x550) Image search: [Google]
oxford skyline.jpg
265 KB, 1600x550
>>5760354

Oxford disagrees with you.
>>
>>5760354
Don't worry. They're spreading a lot of the shit around and relocating them into rural areas. Coming soon to your town.

I'm in one of these towns this is being done to. Last year this little town was quiet and safe. This year there's robberies, naked methed out crazies, etc. The difference in a few months was shocking. I'm white flighting the fuck out of here in a couple of months.
>>
File: sustainablegarden.jpg (262 KB, 551x411) Image search: [Google]
sustainablegarden.jpg
262 KB, 551x411
>>5760364
>turf grass
Over use of turf grass to cover an area is not sustainable and a waste of water.
>>
File: 1455628547877.png (381 KB, 400x536) Image search: [Google]
1455628547877.png
381 KB, 400x536
>>
File: 100_1791-2016.jpg (558 KB, 2048x1536) Image search: [Google]
100_1791-2016.jpg
558 KB, 2048x1536
>>5760390

i dont think its turf grass, its just exceptionally well-maintained.
>>
>>5760397
>Ipad
>>
>>5760397
That dark chest hair
That perfect build
>>
Good morning, /gaygen/.

Have you found your bara prince today?
>>
File: grasses.jpg (85 KB, 450x336) Image search: [Google]
grasses.jpg
85 KB, 450x336
>>5760398
That is turf grass. The only grass that isn't turf grass is called ornamental grasses which look like this.
>pic related
ALL other grass is known as turf grass which requires an obscene amount of water and space to maintain. Being a horticulture major you find out fast that turf grass is not sustainable and a waste of money. Yes there is a huge business in it, but in the end being sustainable is more important. Ornamental grasses use less water and require very little maintenance, but then again you can disagree if you want.
>>
>>5760390
>>5760419

Here in florida many people use artificial/synthetic turf grass that require that requires no water at all. It's disgusting though. I rather have real grass.
>>
>sitting with my blankie playing Kirby airride and listening to sadboy music
So this is my life
>>
File: 1419297109205.gif (800 KB, 245x200) Image search: [Google]
1419297109205.gif
800 KB, 245x200
Post songs that lyrically describe your current relationship or past relationship or just how you feel about relationships.
>song related how I feel about my bf and our relationship together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6b9JpBFjd4&list=RDo6b9JpBFjd4

"Oh my my my, what you do to me
Like lightning when I'm swimming in the sea
From the very first time we loved
From the very first time we touched
Walking on wires and power lines
When you put your body on top of mine
Everytime that you lift me up
To the heaven and stars above

O lord of mercy
I'm begging you, please
I'm feelin' drained
I need love
You charge me up
Like electricity
Jumpstart my heart
With your love

There's an energy
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
I can feel it
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
There's an energy
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
I can feel it
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful

I couldn't leave if I wanted to
Cause something keeps pulling me back to you
From the very first time we loved
From the very first time we touched
The stroke of your fingers
The scent of you lingers
My mind running wild
With thoughts of your smile
Oh, you gotta give me some
Or you could give it all
But it's never enough, no

There's an energy
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
I can feel it
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful

I can feel it
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
There's an energy
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
I can feel it
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful
I can feel it
When you hold me
When you touch me
It's so powerful

When you hold me in your arms
Burns like fire and electricity
When you're close I feel the sparks
Takes me higher to infinity"
>>
>>5760438
normie go
>>
>>5760438

>Like lightning when I'm swimming in the sea

>Walking on wires and power lines

>You charge me up like electricity

>When you hold me in your arms it burns like fire and electricity
Your bf sounds like a demon.

The living God doesn't give his followers any such effect. The false God most likely does.
>>
File: 1409720426226.gif (490 KB, 220x166) Image search: [Google]
1409720426226.gif
490 KB, 220x166
>>5760458
You're stupid if you can't understand metaphors.
>>
>>5760402
Thank you saying it
>>
>>5760438

This describes any gay relationship or gay sex ever...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P9ALjiFM2Y

5am
Friday morning
Thursday night
Far from sleep
I'm still up and driving
Can't go home
obviously
So I'll just change direction
Cause they'll soon know where I live
And I wanna live

Me and a gun
Me and a gun
Me and a gun

You can laugh
It's kind of funny things you think
at times like these
Like I haven't seen Barbados
So I must get out of this

Me and a gun
Me and a gun
Me and a gun

Yes I wore a slinky red thing
Does that mean I should spread
For you, for you, for you

Me and a gun
and a man
On my back
But I haven't seen Barbados
I haven't seen Barbados
I haven't seen Barbados

I know what this means
Me and Jesus a few years back
Used to hang and he said
"It's your choice babe".

"I don't think you'll be back in 3 days time
You choose well."

Me and a gun
Me and a gun
Me and a gun
>>
>>5760465

those metaphors or lame

No one should make you feel like they're giving you energy. Stop being weak.
>>
File: isleywalk.png (1 MB, 1242x887) Image search: [Google]
isleywalk.png
1 MB, 1242x887
is this boy cute

y/n?
>>
>>5760486

6/10 average
>>
>>5760486
n
>>
is this boy cute?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOpdqOXt0H8
>>
>>5760486
>sees pic
>eh he's ok
>looks him up
>watches video
>see more angles of his face
>disgusting
i'd top him but that's about it
>>
File: peewee.jpg (112 KB, 970x1366) Image search: [Google]
peewee.jpg
112 KB, 970x1366
>>5760500

has a perverted face
>>
>>5760486

yes
>>
File: image.png (1 MB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]
image.png
1 MB, 640x1136
>>5760502
>go on Grindr
>see this
you can see the pain behind his eyes
>>
>>5760510

does he have another face pic

has a decent bod :3
>>
File: isley_no_homo.jpg (65 KB, 495x730) Image search: [Google]
isley_no_homo.jpg
65 KB, 495x730
>>5760486

his face is nice, but his body is the real draw - totes amazeballs ^^

would in a heartbeat
>>
File: 1403456136206.gif (864 KB, 500x283) Image search: [Google]
1403456136206.gif
864 KB, 500x283
>>5760474
>doesn't get a surge of energy and happiness when around bf
We have just spotted the foreveralone.jpeg
>>
>tfw no dog dicked bf
>>
>>5760535

eww

stop forcing this meme
>>
File: 1406130987950.gif (976 KB, 245x245) Image search: [Google]
1406130987950.gif
976 KB, 245x245
>>5760536
>thinks it's a meme and not just a fetish that a selected few prefer

I'm not a dog sexual person, but to each their own.
>>
So I technically don't have to finish this splash screen for a bit so i'm considering double the frame count and half the frame durations. Should I?

>>5760539

for some reason, that gif is really, really cute
>>
>>5760524
post more shirtless pics of him so i can crop his face out and fap
>>
Fuck what kind of gay place is this
>>
File: image.jpg (454 KB, 1000x661) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
454 KB, 1000x661
>>5760535
you can pretend
>>
>>5760545
>>>/fit/
>>
>>5760539
>dog sexual

No no. Human bf, dog Dick. Get it right bruh
>>
>>5760547
Dunno. But you're here.
>>
>>5760550

dildos always make me laugh, because they actually require quite advanced material science guys to design.

the thought of some PhD physics student hardup for cash studying dog penises and modelling them for money is hilarious
>>
>>5760550

wtf is that alien ass nozzle tip
is that what a dog dick actually looks like
>>
>>5760550
Do you faggot actually think the shape of whatever you stick up your ass matters?

Literally retarded
>>
>>5760558

>implying some kinky ass, sex positive PhD student didn't jump at the chance to have their dream designs actually made and sold
>>
>>5760557
Yea, I bet 99% of the people posting here aren't gay anyways, literally looks like everyone I just trying to type the gayest shit possible for shits and giggles.
>>
>>5760561

not him but there is a massive difference between my buttplug and my dildo
>>
File: scarepotentialpartners.jpg (84 KB, 500x293) Image search: [Google]
scarepotentialpartners.jpg
84 KB, 500x293
>>5760550
>pic related
>>
>>5760566
This is either really low effort or really fucking dumb.
Or both.
>>
File: 1442505695570.jpg (224 KB, 923x1198) Image search: [Google]
1442505695570.jpg
224 KB, 923x1198
>>5760566

>go to 4chan.org
>look through the board list
>select "LGBT- Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender"
>scroll down
>find the thread entitled "Gay General"
>open up the gay general
>scroll down
>make a post saying you aren't gay

k
>>
>>5760571
That's thousands of dollars of dragon dick
>>
>>5760571

there is probably like $150,000 worth of dildos in that picture
>>
>>5760581
>>5760582
Dragon mind
>>
>>5760561
It does, knots and texture and such matter
>>
>>5760577
Nah I came here because this general was referenced from another board since they posted one of the trips (Isley)'s pic here for you to rate.
>>
>>5760535
>tfw no dogboy bf
>>
File: 1455477456750.jpg (29 KB, 338x400) Image search: [Google]
1455477456750.jpg
29 KB, 338x400
>tfw no one to flip fuck with
it seems like everyone is so tied up in role exclusivity. shit's dumb.
>>
>>5760599
How dog is dogboy?
>>
Where are the vocaroos? Someone sing.
>>
>>5760612
Furry tier
>>
>>5760622
Wow ok 2 much
>>
>>5760581
>>5760582
and a whole boat load of foreveralone.png
>>
>tfw you realise the most likely reason you're fem4masc is because you had no male authorative figure as a child
>you just want to impress and earn the approval of a masculine guy and for whatever reason that means taking the feminine role to you
>you aknowledge your weird mental pitfalls and it still doesnt fix them
Feels weird senpai
>>
>>5760655
>tfw you have huge daddy issues and don't know how to fix them
>all you can do is be feminine and try to please older men
Get me off this wild ride
>>
>>5760669
Iktf fampai. Feels bad, kind of cheapens my sense of self worth

I'm really better than to desperately seek the approval of stronger figures, but i cant help what i find attractive
>>
File: tumblr_msqsettOZz1s9l2dxo1_1280.gif (1018 KB, 744x719) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_msqsettOZz1s9l2dxo1_1280.gif
1018 KB, 744x719
>>5760614

b-baka
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZE5KJgf8jV
>>
>>5760614

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YF8OuLDmmm

Do I count
>>
>>5760711

women out
gb2 lesgen
>>
>>5760715

W-wah
But I'm a boy
>>
>>5760655
>>5760669
>>5760676
>tfw you end up taking hormones because you could never be feminine enough as a guy
kill me
>>
>>5760715
Ughh stop responding to it, it comes here and cringily acts like a woman in a gay general, when it should be in femgen or mtfg, because people funnel it attention

In an ideal world, you'd be banned for bringing your tranny attitude and acting and have to leave it at the door, but until then just stop responding. They just want attention.
>>
>>5760736
>i was the person who originally said it
>been on hormones 3/4 of a year

Trust me iktf senpai. Not trans, just... I dunno fuck my shit up. Fuck you dad you did this
>>
>>5760436
did hormones make u qt or did u just grow titties
>>
>>5760753
I'm not on hormones
>>
>>5760742

I'm never gonna understand your guy's obsession with attention seeking.
I'm just here for the company, another poster in a thread full of posters, geeze.
>>
>>5760755
i said that to the wrong person oops
>>
>>5760756
Because of your constant tranny bullshit, talking, acting, typing and trying to look like a grotesque caricature of a girl

Come to gay gen- stop trying so hard to be a girl, or get out
>>
>>5760763
I'm>>5760748

I think my face got cuter and my skin got nicer and softer, at the cost of having little boobs and stuff. Worth it imo, i expected worse. I still look like a boy because i still style my hair and dress like one, but im cuter now
>>5760765
Or perhaps

Perhaps

Circumstances effect people mentally and emotionally in different ways. Its not normal behaviour to feel and do what i did
>>
>>5760770

Do you want to be friends?
You can get to know me and realize i'm not putting on an act. You sound like you have some hang ups about mannerisms and gender norms.
This is just what I'm like. I don't even think i'm all that feminine. I don't wear make up unless for special occasions, i dress grungy, i walk with a lazy swagger (i think), i've never even voice trained.
It takes all kinds to fill a world, anon. Live and let live.
>>
>>5760782
Both are for trannies

I'm not trans, i just like the effects of the drugs, and its not like it stops me being a gay guy. Fair few gay guys here that like twinks too, it goes both ways
>>
File: Drama.jpg (41 KB, 500x241) Image search: [Google]
Drama.jpg
41 KB, 500x241
>>5760793
>>
>>5760806
>I'm pretty sure the guys here don't like twinks
ftfy
>>
>>5760806
>dangerous chemicals
>>
File: magnus carlsen.jpg (116 KB, 462x616) Image search: [Google]
magnus carlsen.jpg
116 KB, 462x616
Would you date the 21 year old world chess champion Magnus Carlsen?
>>
>>5760843
I want him to ravage my ass and call me a sopohmoric pig.
>>
>>5760655
>>5760669
Hey bb.
>>
>>5760850
its sad you want to take advantage of broken people
>>
>>5760843

His face looks kind of cute.
If he started doing this >>5760849 shit, tho, I'd leave.
>>
>>5760866
Everyone is broken, it's just a question of how and how much.

Broken people deserve to be happy too.
>>
>>5760843
that guy looks like a mongoloid.
>>
File: Magnus-Carlsen-has-been-d-008.jpg (26 KB, 460x276) Image search: [Google]
Magnus-Carlsen-has-been-d-008.jpg
26 KB, 460x276
>>5760910

i mean he is one of the smartest people of all time so...

i guess you cant judge a book by its cover
>>
>>5760919
hnggg I have such a thing for thick rimmed glasses
>>
>>5760933

who are you
>>
>>5760942
Your worst nightmare.
>>
why is there two threads?
>>
Anyone know what happened to persiananon? He was the only hot guy here. :/
>>
>>5761020
I'll take that over a potato, bulldog, or gingerchub anyday
>>
>>5758756
I heard it's good right out of the shower with some Jolly Ranchers. Cream works too.
>>
Guys, is there anyone you want to apologize to for cyber bullying?
>>
>>5761043
Not particularly.
>>
>>5761043
Rugby, yas gawd, sadfrog, feel-good, John...I turned an entire lgbt thread against me because of my shitty standards and lack of self respect.
>>
>>5761065

what did you do to them?
>>
>>5761043
I enjoyed every tear shed.
>>
>>5760949
>Is it true you take roids?
I'm one of those broken people too. lol
>>
>>5761063
The candy. Just stick a red one in their asshole and play with it while eating them out.
>>
File: Screenshot_20160220-105531.png (91 KB, 720x1280) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20160220-105531.png
91 KB, 720x1280
>>5761067
Mainly annoyed them because I used to shitpost a lot but now I'm rarely on 4chan because of school and college in the fall. I wish rugby didn't hate me as much as he did, but I can't go back and change what happened I guess..
>>
>>5761078
>tfw you're moving to baltimore
>tfw you're going to find wiz and inject him with roids to get him beefy and slim

soon
>>
>>5761078
Yeah as they push it up, push it deeper in their ass and if they push it out, suck on it and spit in their ass so it'll be sweet. You could follow up with a middle finger twisting in their ass or your dick if that's all you wanted as far as foreplay.
>>
>>5761082
good job on going to college are you staying on campus? If so things can start getting better for you
>>
File: Ztg51Eeh.jpg (35 KB, 1024x252) Image search: [Google]
Ztg51Eeh.jpg
35 KB, 1024x252
>>5761043
Not particularly tbqh.
>>
>>5761088
his asshole will still be chafed though
>>
>>5761091
Yeah I'm probably gonna stay on campus but since I don't have a Facebook, I'm probably not gonna be able to meet my roommate before I move in. Worst case scenario is that my roommate's homophobic and fucking hates me lmao. All in all, I'm ready to see the real world and finally get a boyfriend.
>>
>>5761078
>I seen one of your old pictures... shouldnt you be bigger if taking them?
I'm about 50lbs bigger then when I started lifting two years ago (i've only done two cycles). But I started out as a skellyton, so I'm still not that big.
>>
>>5761113
I told my teacher about my plans to go to California over the summer and come back to Mississippi to go to college and she said just beware of the Castro in San Francisco. If I go, don't go alone or at night because the people there might see me as "fresh meat".
>>
>>5761082
Whyd you bully feelgood?
>>
File: top.png (249 KB, 358x358) Image search: [Google]
top.png
249 KB, 358x358
>>5761104
>>
Does anyone else get angry/jealous when you see a cute couple?

Man I get angry over what I don't have. I need to learn how to be content with my life.
>>
>>5761113
I never contacted any of my roommates before I meet them so it really doesn't matter. My first roommate was from the middle of nowhere and homophobic as hell but we still coexisted. Just because their your roommate doesn't mean they have to be your friend
>>
The more I read the Bible and pray and ask God for answers, the more I feel being lgbt or straight is a choice. We're all sinners. It's your choice to participate in procreation or a lewd sex act or not. Salvation is a free gift for everyone who believes in Jesus Christ. No Sins we commit before or after being saved can nullify the contract we made by believing in Jesus Christ who died for all of our sins. Only our faith and belief is required of us to be saved by our prescious lord. No works are repentance of sin is needed only belief and faith. Thank Jesus!
>>
>>5761075
y'know sugar is powerful laxative right
don't shove candy up your ass
>>
>>5761142
The more I read your posts, the more I know you're just retarded.

But that's ok, we accept you for who you are, along with your deformities.
>>
>>5761126
Not sure if you'd call it bullying, but I didn't talk to him like I should've, and people say I leaked a picture of him on here. He talked to me about it and I think he said he was okay with it. Even though I didn't do it, it hurt my feelings to know someone's life was ruined because of something someone accused me of.
>>5761142
Watch "Get Educated About Homosexuality" on YouTube - https://youtu.be/PSQSx3OCrXQ
"We're still gay". You never become fully 'straight', you only gain the knowledge and experience to know how to act in a socially acceptable manner.
>>5761132
Oh I thought they had to be your friend since you're spending a long time with them.
>>
>>5761161

I hope you get saved anon. The only deformed retard will be you in hell.
>>
>>5761154
i'm still into it, but i haven't played in a long time
i have a fully living dex and i don't play competitively anymore so there's nothing for me to really do until a new game comes out. i've been tearin pokemon picross tf up tho
>>
File: well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg (57 KB, 624x317) Image search: [Google]
well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg
57 KB, 624x317
>>5761168
>God will save us.
>I hate you go to hell
You have obvious issues. Let me help you with them.
>>
File: 1453015969850.png (388 KB, 439x535) Image search: [Google]
1453015969850.png
388 KB, 439x535
I have no boyfriend to butt fug me.

Someone be my boyfriend NOW!
>>
>>5761212
I'll be your bf.
Post butt bb.
>>
File: kdZXw.gif (295 KB, 500x338) Image search: [Google]
kdZXw.gif
295 KB, 500x338
>>5761212
>tfw
i just want someone to put their ween in my butt and then cum in my mouth. that isn't asking too much, is it?
>>
>>5761187

Only those who believe in Jesus and the sacrifice he made will be saved. The rest go to hell. You obviously don't believe in Jesus or sin. Why would he rescue you?
>>
>>5761242
how is it 2016 and you can't do this?
>>
>>5761212
Are you changing avatars again because you keep getting banned?
>>
>>5761154
I fancy myself a ghost type gym leader. If you beat me I'll give you an Edge Badge.
>>
File: l.jpg (37 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
l.jpg
37 KB, 400x400
>>5761248
>You obviously don't believe in Jesus or sin. Why would he rescue you?
To prove he exists?
Not that I'm in need of saving.
I already have my own cosy place to stay in after I die.
>>
>>5761250
i mean, conditionally, i would prefer it to not be a totally anonymous experience. yeah, i could go on craigslist and end up with turboaids, but then i'd have to incinerate myself.
>>
>>5761183
>full living dex
i have like 3 mews, thanks tho

>>5761212
post kittybutt
>>
>>5761267
not what you said.
>>
>>5761266
Isn't the Bible which has been proven to be the most accurate historical document ever known, enough proof for you? Are the many witnesses of his resurrection not enough proof?
>>
cuntsider the following:
>>
>>5761298
yeah, i guess clarification was necessary. now touch my butt.
>>
>>5761299
>Isn't the Bible which has been proven to be the most accurate historical document ever known, enough proof for you?
>hearsay is more accurate than video.
Enjoy your second rate cult while real people do real things.
>>
>>5760710
It's unhelpful and pretty bad, but cute.

>>5760711

I was expecting men to sing me lullaby's of easier times. Your voice is squeaky af, woman.
>>
>>5761317
no thanks :)
>>
>>5761319
>hearsay is more accurate than video.
>2016
>Still hasn't seen The Passion
I'm pretty sure it's all filmed by an invisible time traveler with a cell phone camera.
>>
>>5761337
why not?
>>
>>5761358
well, you are asking me over the media of an internet forum...
>>
>>5761356
>The Passion
Meh, the book was way better.
>>
>>5761371
>Meh, the book was way better.
I lol'd
>>
>>5761367
all i asked for on your part is a butt touch. you don't even have to touch my actual butt. just through the pants, as a warm, neighborly gesture.
>>
>>5761395
nauseating.
>>
>>5761356
That Jim Caviezel tho
>>
>>5761356
I have a funny story about the Passion. My friends and I were trying to go catch a movie, didn't matter which one, and we settled on The Passion upon arrival. It was opening night, and the theater was packed with the middle aged and elderly. Everybody brought a box of tissues (lol) because somehow they knew in advance they were going to be crying and blowing their noses throughout the movie.

So anyways, Jesus gasps his last breath up on the cross in dramatic fashion. No music plays. The theater was also completely silent. People had even stopped chewing popcorn. Cue my buddy, a known asshole:
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
His laughter was contagious in such an uncomfortable situation, and the rest of my friends and I began to laugh as well. It was terrible. I couldn't turn it off, despite the murderous glares we were receiving. This continued sporadically throughout the rest of the movie. After the movie some Christians encircled us. One older male in particular was very aggressive. When he pushed one of us, he was punched in the face in response and then we made a quick getaway out the emergency exit.

Good times.
>>
>>5761400
it's the right thing to do. don't be a commie. do it for america.
>>
>>5761426
i have reservations.
if you cant get somebody you know to put their penis in your butt, there must be something wrong with you.
thats how it works right?
>>
ffs this thread is C A N C E R
>>
>>5761319
>while real people do real things

Such as? Humans aren't capable of creating heaven. Everything they've ever created has been destroyed by their own doing, and in the end the only thing that will last is their belief in Jesus and the good deeds they did while denying themselves once they were saved.

Believe in Jesus he loves you.
>>
>>5761437
https://youtu.be/1IPtQCo-Ah8
Can this be /lgbt/'s theme song?
>>
File: anime isn't real.jpg (57 KB, 500x565) Image search: [Google]
anime isn't real.jpg
57 KB, 500x565
>>5761439
>Believe in Jesus
>>
>>5761254
What? I rarely post here anymore.


>>5761223
Lol no im the definition of masc it wouldn't work out but I appreciate the gesture. Your cocks intimidating ._.

>>5761282
Its like a 2 out of 10 literally lol.
>>
Since its inception, the Bible has been analyzed, scru-
tinized, beaten and tested. It has yet to be disproven.
>>
>>5761455
>Your cocks intimidating
I get that more then I would have expected.
>2 out of 10
Time to do more squats anon.
>>
>>5761455
That's not true, its a 5 at least.
>>
MascGen may be low and boring but at least it doesn't have Jesus Freaks.

MascGen>GayGen
>>
>>5761431
none of my friends are gay, senpai. of course i know people who would/have put their ween in my butt, but they're pinko, deserter scum, and will not low-five my hams. nothing wrong with me, aside from not getting any butt touches.
>>
>>5761476
I don't think you've ever posted butt before post butt bby. Im in shape but I neglected legs because I work out at home and can do everything besides squats which sucks. I got a gym pass through military though so ill get them glutes for the sloots.

>>5761478
:3 thx
>>
>>5761407

Why was it so funny to watch a perfect man who never sinned, die for the sins of the world, giving everyone the free gift of salvation if they want it? Do you believe you can save yourself boots?
>>
>>5761484
what are you even saying?
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 51

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.