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>>5747455
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>>5749216
oh cool. you seem like a nice person btw.

well i guess this is the last time i stay up past my bed time when an anon asks me too. or the last time i bring up any of my hobbies on here. ;~; thanks a lot suzu-kun... (i kid)
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k so this is gross but i cleaned a bunch and it didn't work

what do
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>this thread

YAAAS
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>>5749222
Its cute that the only people that like you are newfags just because you're being nice to them.
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anyone got any knowledge of fixing dry, older-looking skin? had it since i was a kid and never looked as youthful as my peers - having a bad complexion is worse than being both fat and ugly. skin is the largest organ in the body and the most visible, therefore the thing we judge most by etc.

moisturiser obviously doesn't work or i wouldn't ask, just makes it greasy
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>>5749226
Newfags who try to be "cute" and nice to everyone, to try to get people to like them.
It's fucking pathetic.
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>>5749230
:( a couple of my knuckles on my right hand are like that, i assume it's from shitty work conditions but it makes me very self conscious. normally lotion works as a short term fix but idk other than that.
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>>5749230

have you tried
not having a penis?
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>>5749226
oh yeah i forgot... i'm a terrible person. heartless monster. uhhh there are absolutely no oldfags that tolerate or enjoy my posts. none. and uhhh everything you take at face value on 4chan is totally and completely reflective of real life or anything remotely serious. thanks for having my back there anon. almost forgot all of that. :^)
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>>5749231
I like oshie. Suzukun seems autistic though. She has a case of bad childhood therefore I have all these mental problems/excuses and goes off on tangents about nothing. Potential there.
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>>5749236

also
WHERE DID IT GOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5749238
They're both terrible.
All the trips that have joined us since the new year are fucking awful.
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>>5749230
try a different moisturizer. one for your type of skin. the right one shouldn't make your skin greasy. it should make it healthy.
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and most of all it should make me moist
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>>5749238
One time I asked what was the BMI of /gaygen/, no one mentioned him or anything and he immediately spouted this fucking rant about how he's not fat.

Seems like a real secure person to me
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>>5749251
BMI is such a fun way to trigger preachy /fit/posters.
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>>5749236
You can use ebin sarcasm but we all know that you have no friends or real life and that's why you tak what random anons are saying to heart.


You are just one sad individual. I feel sorry you as a human being like how can one person be as pathetic as you?

>I totally don't care that's why I posted a paragraph about how much I don't care
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>>5749251
I remember once I said something like I don't even remember and she gave me like two paragraphs about her life when I posted an insult that was a sentence long.
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>>5749266
It's Pneumonic Drill levels of autistic.
/gg/'s been terrible lately with these people shitting up every thread.
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>>5749268
I dislike girl with pnumonic autism also just because I can't understand what they are saying.
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ahahahaha
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>>5749270
I find myself reading like the first five words of his posts, then giving up.
No wonder macgen formed to get away from these people, as cringeworthy and slow as it is.
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>tfw eating cinninmon toast crunch like a child
It's so good ;-;
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what are the best exercises for reducing belly fat? i'm not obese just tired of looking like i'm in early stage pregnancy or something when shirtless
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WHY ARE THERE NO MEN OUT THERE WHO CAN FEEL LOVE? WHY DO THEY ALL JUST WANNA FUCK GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU PIGS. I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5749324
Are people really this clueless when it comes to health and fitness?
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>Anon hating on me
>Not realizing that I was serious when I said I am autistic

I love you too bby
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>>5749328

GO TO /fit/!
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>>5749324
post tummy
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>>5749324
For the record, you can't target fat. You can only lower overall fat with more calorie use than consumption. Some muscle may help improve how your belly looks so of course you can work your abs to add to that.
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>>5749326
I-I'll love you anon
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>>5749375
OH SURE JUST LIKE EVERY GUY SAYS FOR A MONTH UNTIL HE FINDS SOMEONE ELSE TO GIVE HIS ATTENTION TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5749393
hey bby. I'll love you.
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>>5749259
lol whatever, dude. you're a dick.


>>5749333
ayyy hope i didnt come off as mean at all. ;~; the conversation we had was nice.
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>ugly
>alone
>missed life experiences
let it all end
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Why does nair smell so much ;_;

At least it's effective on my balls
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>tfw i have love and gay gen doesnt
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>when talking to girls, I sound like a girl and use feminine mannerisms
>when talking to guys, I sound like a guy and use masculine mannerisms

I can't decide whether I'm fem or masc. Seems like I'm always acting at the end of the day

Judith Butler was right, gender is indeed a performance!
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>>5749506
OH I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SO COOL DON'T YOU? MR FUCKING IN LOVE HAHA GOOD JOB YOU ASSHOLE. I JUST WANT A MAN TO LOVE ME ME ME ME NOT YOU ME WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO FIND? GIVE ME TIPS THEN MR LOVED HOW DO I FIND A MAN TO LOVE ME?
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>>5749550

Feelgood pls go
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>>5749550
invest in date rape pills
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Hi friends, i spent the night alone and i think it was the right decision.

>>5749520

How do you think you'd act around someone androgynous??
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>>5749550
But I love you mr frogposter
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>>5749589
I AM THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE DATE RAPED I WANT A MAN TO GIVE ME ATTENTION BUT THE ONLY ONES WHO DO ARE ON DATING SITES WHO JUST WANT TO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>5749230
vitamin e/fatty foods/collagen
exfoliate
+ avoid dehydration
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I hitted a little bit on some guy when drunk. He thought nothing of it then and maybe even enjoyed it, maybe? But I fear the next day he hated me already.How can I know?
Should I text him just in case? Hm.
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dae walk around with their hood up constantly
i feel like i have autism but im always really cold tho
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>>5749520
>Tfw closeted but voice raises when guys hit on me, but already lookvfem and completely give away the game
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>>5749857
>when guys hit on me
T H E Y K N O W
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>>5749857

>tfw more lesbians hit on me than gay guys but my voice still raises

I guess I'm still ok with it, tho
But I would prefer more guys
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>>5746808
stop reminding me pls
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>>5749905
hot t b h
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>>5749800
S A M E
I also sometimes just wake up, brush my teeth, dress up in some trashy sweatpants and go to buy things for breakfast and I have my hood up because my hair is a mess and I don't want to leave the impression of somebody who wakes up in the noon so all my neighbours gossip, even though I do. Sometimes.
When I go to take a walk or throw out the trash I also have hood up. Some hoods feel good, some don't. It has to be the right size. ITT hoods
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>>5749917
>dress up in some trashy sweatpants and go to buy things

I see a lot of people doing this here. It's sad.
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do you have a good singing voice gaygen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Euo9DMeCg
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>>5749925
Please don't judge me senpai. Its in the same building. Do I really have to always look well. I see the sense in feminism now
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I haven't been to the gym in 20 days.

I can feel my gains wasting away. Truly heartbreaking. 3 years of lifting gone.
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>>5749934
Well go to the gym you idiot
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>>5749927
kill yourself.
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>>5749934
Your gains will remain as long as you are eating. If not... well...
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>>5749943
how come?
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>>5749929
It just reads "I gave up" when I see people in sweatpants, shopping around in public. Like at least put some effort into what you wear.
>>5749927
That was pretty not hmmk, anon.
>>5749934
What's stopping you from lifting?
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>>5749954
It doesn't read 'I gave up', it reads I'm so comfortable in my own local store and my sweatpants to care what somebody thinks of it. It also reads 'if you don't want me in my sweatpants, you sure as hell don't deserve me in my tuxedo, I am a young and independent strong guy who needs no man.' I n..need no man.
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>>5749954
>out with bf to a restaurant
>park in the lot in front of restaurant
>across the street see a chick in all sweat clothing
>sweat shirt, sweat pants
>she's walking into a Panda Express
>she looks like a dumpy lumpy mess
>turn over to my bf
>jeez you s...
>he cuts me off "Yeah I see her"
>both discuss how she gave up on life
>discuss with each other how it's now popular to look like a bum.
>proceed into another high end restaurant where people actually wear proper clothes and care what they look like
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>>5749986
>it reads I'm so comfortable in my own local store and my sweatpants to care what somebody thinks of it

And it's safe to say that's what everyone else thinks too.
>>5749987
lol
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>>5749917
>trashy sweatpants
S A M E
but im living a chav af area right now so no-one says anything
>>5749954
feel like this when i see people shopping in their pjs so fucking cringey
but i have a few pairs of jogging bottoms i wear casually that look pretty gud makes a change from skinnies
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>>5749986
you're a dumpy lumpy mess and I pity anyone who decides to fuck you
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>>5749996
Your thought process is hilarious. Thanks
>>5749995
This? Its not like Id go among the people in it jeez.
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>>5749995
I only ever see people in pjs is whenever I go to walmart. There's always someone who looks like they just got out of bed and went out. It is indeed cringey.
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>>5749991
Sweet dreams are made of this
https://www.instagram.com/bearweek365/
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>>5750006
imo jogging bottoms are absolutely kk as long as they fit well
dont see why only denim is acceptable
>>5750020
mate its everywhere in britistan
this was in the papers recently http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3417588/Primary-school-headteacher-writes-parents-complain-dropping-children-wearing-PYJAMAS.html which was somehow really controversial
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>>5750077

That one beary model.
And unfgh. Thanks for this, anon.
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>>5750080
>1st worlders being lazy and complacent
This isn't a new thing. I'm pretty sure if you were in an islamic based country and did that in public you'd be stoned to death.
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>make one thread about cute male musicians on /mu/
>get banned

>breeders make threads about their waifus all day long
>no one gives a shit

when will gay men stop being persecuted?
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>>5750116
>he's pretty sure of his narrow perspective of the world
You sound like some brainwashed stoner that watches FOX all day long. Get out of your house every once in a while.
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>>5750116
t b h it isnt even being lazy its a really stupid + retarded trend for stupid + retarded people
putting on outdoor trousers and a coat takes 5 seconds even if it is just a pair of trackies no-one is that lazy
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>tfw 22
>tfw in love with a different straight guy every day
>they told me these lame crushes would stop after high school

ya right
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>>5750150
I even think people like that want to prove some point and are special snowflakes. Like how hard can it be to dress up when you go to your kid's school or anywhere with your car etc. Besies pajamas are gross. Imagine how some middle aged moms smell in those
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>>5750164

Love only blossoms when it's reciprocal.
Dare to be loved back, anon, find your mister.
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>>5750132
>brainwashed stoner
>FOX
lol what
try rt (me t b h)
>>5750165
yahhh exactly what i was saying it isnt even comfy like they try and say pj trousers are thin af probably fucking freezing while walking their kids to school or w/e
+ the whole hygiene issue of wearing the clothes that you sleep in outside n shit
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>>5750132
>implying I watch tv
>implying I have cable
>implying I even have a tv
You sure default to your own implications frequently. Who's the brainwashed one?
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Love you all

except maki
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>>5750208
>watching putin propaganda tv
kek
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>tfw arm muscle has atrophied from not jacking off as much since I started SSRI's
;-; all of my precious jerkgains... lost forever...
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Should I shave my head?
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>>5750342

100% yes.
You'd have a cute bear look bald.
Your hair now gives a super creepy vibe.
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>>5750350
I have nothing to lose in trying it. Thanks for the input.
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>>5750342
No , but cut your hair. If you want you can dye your beard darker so it's at least somewhat attractive. your hair too. It' shouldn't be so bad after that. Don't listen to the fags here they know nothing. If you shave your beard you'll look like a chubby baby faced weirdo.
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>>5750298
what does that say?

>>5749991
o-oh damn
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tfw gay voice

can anyone relate? :/
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>>5750381
tru...
best if you just get over it now, there's nothing you can do about it
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>>5749230
>have a face foam/soap for dry skin
>exfoliate at least weakly
>non-comedogenic moisturiser for dry skin
>use sunscreen for your type of skin again non-comedogenic
>drink lots of water

Go to a dermatologist or cosmetologist.
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>>5750342
Shave head. Grow manly beard. Profit...
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>>5750381
i couldnt date a guy with gay voice d e s u
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>>5749326
>tfw i watch 70's porn and the porn actors kiss a lot and entangle their bodies like they're lovers having a deep sex connection, they seem to fuck because they want not because they're being paid and they fuck so good, slow but with might

My god i want that, also they look like normal people not someone who goes to the gym 5 times a week, it feels like i'm spying a real life couple...

>How does it feel to have sex with someone you love and loves you back, /gg/?
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>tfw sort of cuddled with one of my guy friends last night and now I feel lonely again

It was a weird experience. I doesn't even know I'm gay
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>>5750392
yes but people like >>5750410 make me feel shitty, and the truth is, gay voice turns me off too

also it's pretty scary how you can't change it. i keep practicing, trying to sound less expressive and speak in a lower register, but it doesnt work. this is a curse.
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>>5750420
I thought I knew at one point, but I don't think I actually did.
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> talk to guy for 2 days

>no dates, just texting

>says this

People are weird...
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>>5750426
>I doesn't

fuck me I meant he
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>>5750342
Shit senpai

you look like that white trash guy from Pulp Fiction where he ties up Bruce Willis and rapes that black dude.
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>>5750428
i watched a documentary about it, there's some stuff you can do like speaking more from your chest n shit but you're pretty much stuck with what you've got
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>>5750440
I fucking hate it when that happens. Like fuck buddies sure, but like if you're trying to get to know someone and they say that shit it's a big turn off to me.
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>>5750440
marry him
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>>5750440
>took turns riding each other
>versatile scum

gross
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>>5750440
Some people just have odd fantasies, anon.

He even went as far as to say you had a big dick.
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>>5750450
we haven't even gone a date to see if we are compatible.

It's awkward and tacky as fuck, and makes everything weird
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>>5750428
>also it's pretty scary how you can't change it

plenty of people can change their voice, anon.
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>>5750459
Like if it was me who got that text, I would have been like
"I don't really think we'd be good together."
It sucks cause like every time I try to actually date someone they go and do that. Or they just drop me when my job gets in the way of a date.
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>>5750457

I'd hate to disappoint him since I'm just average.
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>>5750484
Average is sometimes big. Especially to virgins.
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>>5750472

I've been on the receiving end of job being an issue. Dated a high school theater teacher for a year, even during the summer I only saw him maybe once every month or so.

Was awful
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>>5750456
I don't think I could ever date a versatile idiot tbqh

It's like, make up your mind about which position you prefer and stick to that, you fucking loser. Versatiles are worse than biscum.

God knows that if I ever start dating a guy who I think is a top, and he asks me to fuck him, I will commit a murder
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>>5750484
>>5750493
He sounds like a virgin from that text.
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>>5750420
>My god i want that
I do this. My FWB seems to enjoy it a lot.
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>>5750494
The thing is I tried to make time, but like my manager called and asked me to come in for someone. I said yes, because I'm broke as shit. It's been a month now and I haven't heard a thing from him since "oh ok."
Shit sucks cause we got a long well.
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>>5750428
Rock Hudson changed his voice.

>His methods weren’t always the “best”.
>In order to give Hudson his voice, he had a vocal trainer give him a throat infection “then instructed him to scream for hours.
>When his vocal chords later healed, they miraculously accommodated a deeper, more seductive speaking voice.”
>The book is revelatory when it comes to the practices being used back then to make films.
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>>5750499
some people like to have the best of both worlds

get over it you bitchy faggot
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Hey guys. I am gay too.
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>>5750548
Join the club
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>>5750559
It feels very lonely being gay sometimes, don't you agree?
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>>5750563
Become a slut like I was and you won't feel lonely.
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>talking to this guy on OKC of all places.
>he seems cool, so we exchange numbers
>he's a huge flatterer
>younger than me
>we've been texting for literally a day and he's starting to talk to me like we're a couple, calling me "babe" and "handsome" and shit.
I just stepped in a clinger, didn't I?
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>>5750456
swede pls
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>>5750522

I snapped at a guy for being distant like that which I think pushed us apart...

canceled on me like 3 times in a row got on my nerves, but wouldn't really be eager to talk either
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>>5750575
marry him
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>>5750595
I was all for meeting him, but like I need money cause I'm poor. And then like he just stopped talking to me. I could have easily rescheduled to a different date no fucking problem. Why are gay guys such shit?
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>leave /lgbt/ a year ago because it's a big crying hugbox
>Come back
>Still same

Man, you guys suck
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Noooooooope
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>>5750605

Some people have weird expectations, I can forgive a cancellation or something but at least be upfront and talk to me
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>>5750625
Run. Far away.
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>>5750625
Being that upfront about shit. Major red flags.
>>5750634
I was ;_;
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>>5750642

That really suck then, slutboi.

I'm sorry
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>>5750625
Lmao
Not even memeing

R E D F L A G
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>>5750625
marry him
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>>5750129
kill all breeders
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>>5750129
not until we rid the world of the breeder infidel tbqh
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>>5750625
A rugged, tough man with life experience yet doesn't make a big deal about it... But I'm sure some fem faggot whose worst adversity in life was when his Iphone ran out of battery will be more interesting to meet ;)
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>>5750625
>Guy 3
That sounds so impersonal
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>>5750456
>>5750499
>isn't vers

>>5750710
lol
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>>5750642
>Being that upfront about shit. Major red flags.

You know that red flags are to indicate that they are hiding their crazy.

Being this upfront about it seems positive to me. Waiting 6 months to tell some one about such a major and ongoing part of your life is retarded.

Ofcourse I have autism and assume people act logically and not based on weak emotional feelios.
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>>5749987
>rich fag problems

Piss off
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>>5750736

I see no reason to get personal till its progressed in some way
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THIS SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE
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>>5750759

But I haven't even indicated romantic interest in him.

This would be like 3rd date information
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>>5750790

You want your bf to hate you?
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>mfw gay gen is getting more and more pathetic by the minute

Serious question here. Are you all fucking retards or something? Like god damn, and i thought i was bad. Do you people see a doctor or do you let your autism just run wild and unchecked?
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>>5750790
don't be dumb, be a smarty

go and join the nazi party
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>tfw no bf with fuzzy tits to feel
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>>5750824
plz these feels
I saw a cute bear at my gym and his bf. Made me feel hard
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>>5750872

Shut up feel good gheeze. nobody cares
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>>5750790
be a qt enough fag
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tfw the only person to whish me happy birthday today was Circe
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>>5750911

OH FUCKING DEAL WITH IT ALREADY.

You should be lucky that even a tranny would wish you a happy birthday. I mean yeah that cunt was being nice to you and shit but fuck that right!?
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>>5750911
Oops forgot the trip
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>>5750129
I sure as hell hope he was in
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>>5750926

If you're going to shit the thread up at least post of fucking lewds already.
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>>5750774
How's it going being poor as dirt. Hahaha loser.
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>>5750991

Nice really. Being a neet and all has it's perks :3
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>>5750911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfYBsuBzulE
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>>5750934
>Morning
>It's another pure grey morning

He speaks to all of us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhhedH6wK6I

I'm going to marry a NewZealander.
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>>5750790
>tfw you will never have a straight bf.
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Today I visited cambridge with a megasmart + cute friend of mine, and I think his mum is trying to set us up.

i dont know if hes gay, but when he offered to walk me to my bus stop after returning to his house his mum said

"how adorable. almost romantic, right?"

and then afterwards his mum commented to some family friend and said

"its so good to see _____ having fun with his friend"

on top of that, we had a lengthy conversation where we discussed the transmission mechanics of AIDS, which seems like a pretty homosexual thing to do also.

You think he might be gay too?
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So every time I go online on my profile a gay site I get a lot of messages and people who check my profile.
So many people message me that I feel bad when I don't respond, so It's come to either:
>Not logging in at all
>Logging in and spending hours talking with 5+ people

What do
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>>5751116

kill urself
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>>5751112
forcibly hold his hand

if he seems uncomfortable with it, just tell him it's just a prank bro
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>>5751116
>pretty people problems.
>>5751131
I was going to say grab his dick, but this seems like a more reasonable approach.
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>>5751134
I would marry it
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>>5751112
>>5751112

is he white like yourself?
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>>5751134
>posting your tranny cock in gaygen full of bottoms ready to suck the first one they see

madman.. or madwoman
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>>5751151

Well, yes. but I dont see how thats relevant.

>>5751131

i would dissolve into a sentient puddle of spaghetti
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>>5751112
>>5751131
How about:
A gentle touch of the shoulder or a gentle pat on the back while letting it slide slowly down his back but not too far down and then letting go.
When the time is right: hug
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>>5751134
wow omg qt penis girly x
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>tfw i got away with everything today
who /sneaky/ here
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>>5751127
Why?

>>5751137
/soc/ said I'm only a 7/10 in the face department.
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Testing
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>>5751176
faggy asf
>>5751112
just slap him on the butt and play it off as a joke if he gets upset

this works for me about 50% of the time when I'm not sure about people who are more than friendy with me, and the other 50% just tell me not to do that shit again and we're cool
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>tfw no philly bf
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>>5751181

You become a /housewrecker/ today?
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>>5751204
nah girl I just basically blamed the people downstairs for flooding when it was really me who did it
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>>5751187
>/soc/ said I'm only a 7/10
That bad huh?
>>5751202
Hey bb.
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>>5751201

What do I do if I slap him on the butt and he doesn't get upset?
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>>5751215
Hey qt. Going to enjoy the 60 degree weather this weekend?
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>>5751220
It's amazing. Went for a drive out in the country earlier, got to roll the windows down and everything.

Pretty great, until I passed that pig farm.
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>>5751211

Typical black
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>>5751235
>being racist
typical white
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>>5751238

Fuck you euro cu-ck.
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>>5750790
>>5732221
or
>>>/pol/
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>>5751201
A slap on the butt. Not faggy at all. Nope.
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Life is too hard.

Why even try?
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>>5751233
>Pretty great, until I passed that pig farm.
They call themselves bears nowadays :-\ Come on.
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>>5751235
my landload sided with me I ain't paying for that shit I din du nuffin
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>>5751257
kek
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>a total qt just messaged me
>In my age range
>30 min travel away
SHOULD I GO FOR IT?
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>>5751263
>laughing at bears and or fat guys when you take roids and look like shit

Do you even broseph?
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>>5751261
So are all the people in Baltimore like you?
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>>5751301
lol it's the mindset to get people before they get you
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>>5751255
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>>5751311
sounds horrible. hope your local fat white ginger isnt like that
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>>5751270
Why wouldn't you
Pound that puss, anon
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Jesus is real.
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>>5751380
only as the gay Mexican with his mind on prison showers butt busting
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>>5751382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbPgMRm2tsE
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tfw your roomate comes home and starts hogging the internet while you're camming
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>>5751380
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>Fuckbuddy daddy wants to record next time we meet up
BAAD TOUCH
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>>5751473
who cares

you're a bottom so you're basically expendable
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>>5751473

Send them my way, anon.
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>>5751483
this. bottoms are dime a dozen and not worth the drama they shit out daily.
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>>5750824

I wanna grab dem tiddies
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Fifth wheeling tonight senpai.

Two straight couples and me.

Yep.
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>>5751700
>not shoot your load on his hairy calves
PozzyNozzy I'm disappoint.
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>>5751696

what is the judgement on versebottoms?
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Comf cat checking in
If you are comfy u must report 2 me ok
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>>5751701
you should commit suduko.
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>>5750902

that wasnt me by the by
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Anyone dated anyone with actual autism? Not meme autism, but actually diagnosed?
Stories?
There is one who has a massive crush on me (Messaged me non-stop for 3 months without me responding)
All we've done is one date
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>>5751713
I think I should do cross word puzzles
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>>5751696
I like the ones who know their place though
>>5751708
there's no such thing
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>>5751708

Top = Top

Verse = Bottom

Bottom = Bottom

Asexual = gay

Vegan = special snowflake

Hate me now pls :3
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>>5751726

What am I if I like to bottom 80% of the time, but sometimes wake up in a topping mood and want to ravage some bussy?
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>>5751696

What about a powerbottom?
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>>5751738
idk mang that's you then. better find someone who likes a surprise fuck now and then.
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>>5751712
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>>5751270
marry him
>>5751380
marry him
>>5751406
marry him
>>5751473
marry him
>>5751715
marry him
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>>5751762
>Marrying a daddy
>A 47y/old while I'm 19
There is no way that would happen.
I wouldn't oppose it, but I doubt he wants to marry someone so much younger
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>>5751738
you'd be laughed out of bed for being a fucking bitch and told to brew some coffee for your master

if you're lucky, you could maybe get a handjob out of pity
>>5751744
there's no such thing
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>>5751748
u look uncomfortable
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>>5751796

Why don't you visit me and we'll find out?
I'll leave you walking with a limp for days.
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>>5751800

if you aren't going to post your dick then why trip? what other distuingishing feature do you have?
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>>5751712
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>>5751808

He's posted his dick before I think
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>>5751814

yes i know, i want new pics.
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>>5751803
Where you at?
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>>5751824

Boston, bb
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>tfw they play your favorite metallica song
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>>5751791
ask him
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>>5751836
and ruin my almost perfect fuckbuddy relationship?
No
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>>5751842

how did you get your fuckbuddy?

are you even telling the truth about having a fuckbuddy? pls keep in mind that lying on an anonymous imageboard is pointless.
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>>5751847
I had 4 at the same time at one point.
I use an online dating / onenightstand site.
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>tfw no bf

PLEASE
HELP
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>>5751859
OH GOD NOT YOU
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>>5751831
lmao you're in degenerate central (aka USA) and you can't find a bf?

let me guess, you''re ugly as sin?
>>5751833
>liking Metallica
they're ok but nothing special

when it comes to stadium heavy metal, Manowar is the shit
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>>5751864
Who is that?
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>>5751712
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>>5751791
Most old faggot either have HIV or they never ever want to settle down and only look for new ass to fuck and move on to the next when achieved until they get so old their balls shoot out dust and their dicks are as limp and floppy as a dead bird's neck. Marriage is never an option for them so stop wishful thinking.
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>>5751833
jesus christ your so autistic, stupid, and annoying
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>be 14 and straight
>have best friend
>lets call him T
>T was kinda effeminate
>in hindsight, he was actually very effeminate
>his favorite artist was Robyn and he liked to watch GloZell Green on youtube
>his other best friend was this kinda gothy girl who I later found out was bi
>none of this seems out of the ordinary to me
>T and I hung out like every other day
>we usually walked around the neighborhood smoking cigarettes or went home to his room and watched movies
>when we were at his room there always these awkward silences
>one time when we were out and about we went to this restaurant because the fast food places were closed
>before the food came in I jokingly said that we kind of looked like a couple
>he smiled and said 'yeah'
>before long people at school start making rumors about us being faggots
>I always deny it because to me we were just friends
>after a while we stop hanging out so much and I didn't understand why
>2 years later the goth girl told me T was in love with me

I'm sorry
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>>5751872
>posting blurry as shit photos
kill yourself
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>>5751871

this attentionwhore liar who kept posting his stupid rape fantasy fanfic-tier stories here and wouldnt leave
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>>5751871
zimslut or something
iirc
>Lost virginity at 15 to some 20-something
>Massive whore
>Twinkfag
>Fucked some Bi-guy who had a gf at the time
>chronc bottom
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Do you think now that gay marriage is legal that we in the next ten years and beyond going to have a different mentality in gay culture to a more "conservative" stay with one or two people mindset?

Pretty much the opposite of circes lifestyle.
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>>5751809
pet ur cat

>>5751872
>AYO WHERE DA BOOTY @?
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>>5751888
Thanks for that long ass blog about your past that has no relevance to the thread or any of our lives. Next time try making a blog and staying contained in it because no one cares except for you.
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