fingering edition
how many fingers can you fit inside your butthole?
old
>>5742079
first
Three but I'm working on it, we'll get five in the poo eventually.
>>5745323
only 2 so far
Pretty shameful for a bottom desu, I'll have to spend a lot of time loosening up if ever get a bf.
>>5745333
checked
>>5745323
All of them fampai
>tfw red hair
I like the color
1.
Hemorrhoids got me doomed to forever top. Not that I mind much.
>>5745355
</3
>>5745336
>>5745349
This made me giggle so much
>>5745338
I like tight bitches
>>5745353
If only as many people irl liked red hair as much as on the internet.
>>5745366
I like red hair, it's adorable :3c
>>5745365
Well I like you too
>>5745323
4, but it didn't go too well...
>>5745382
We talking about discharge or what?
what are some things i should know about purchasing a dildo?
should i shave before using it?
do i need to have an enema before use so i dont get shit all over it?
>>5745404
gave myself a little anal fissure ;-;
>>5745413
runny diorrhea shit = GOAT lube
>>5745434
lol
>>5745413
Uh, start small and don't buy cheap shit off of amazon
Shaving can help with cleanup, might make things less gross, not nessecary tho.
Y E S. For the love of god there's poop in there. Clean out the doodoo
>>5745323
DOUBLE FIST FUCKING MASTERRACE
>>5745435
>falling for the high fiber meme
cmon old man step it up
>>5745435
>10, 000 hours in photoshop
>>5745323
1 maybe
I'm tighter then a rattle snake wrapped around a sugar cane
Bad hookups and good hooks up both make me miss my mister just as much afterwards. Also beforehand. And pretty consistently but quietly during.
I can fit about three in there but only if I bunch them together. I have quite slender fingers and am abnormally tight. Like I can get fucked multiple times but my butt never loses it's tightness, it's great for the guy on top but makes every time feel like my first time. It's a bittersweet feeling.
Three of my boyfriend's fingers
I don't put my own fingers in my butt I'm not a sicko.
Can I have a (you)?
>>5745484
FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME
>>5745323
I can fit 4 fingers all the way in my butt, but I can get my thumb in there too a little bit of the ways. Getting so close to being able to get fisted, senpai.
>>5745484
I'm still pretty tight after years of taking it
Every so often, when i get fucked for a good long while, it'll loosen up but for the most part I stay tight and, yeah
It makes starting out having to be slow and gentle almost every time unless i'm, like, out-of-my-mind horny
THE COUNCIL JUST ADDED 3 NEW RACKS AND A PROPER DEADLIFT PLATFORM TO MY GYM
AWW YISSS
best valentines present ever!
>>5745536
Gross
>>5745553
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>>5745555
what, i think it happens to a lot of people, probably
>>5745553
What are you squatting on an estate ?
>make thread based on a shitty meme
>people respond to it seriously
lmao
if you can stick more than one (1) finger in your butt, you're fucking disgusting
>>5745564
>what is a council gym
>>5745575
Legging from the police and lifting tellys at least where I'm from
>>5745565
You must be really tight you prude
>>5745600
98 percent of gaygen is filled with bitter perma-virgin prudes.
>>5745600
hell yeah I am, in fact I have never had buttsex unlike the lot of you dumb fucking sluts
I want gay/r9k/ to leave
been feeling sad lately, so I went shopping and bought myself a bunch of shit
;_;
/blog
>>5745628
it's ok, anon, c'mere
Bring it in <3
>>5745636
That's terrible. Materialism isn't going to make the sadness go away.
When you're sad you should buy me things.
>>5745636
What did you buy?
>>5745323
it's been a really long time
probably 1 or 2
am I gay if I don't like masc?
>>5745703
put your dick in my ass and then you'll find out
>>5745703
Nope everyone knows that if you like traps and fembois you're str8 like anna
>>5745689
Shitty junk food mostly.
>>5745703
Yes you cumguzzling faggot
>tfw had 3 wisdom teeth removed today
I can't eat, I can't drink, I keep coughing out blood, and I'm guessing that I won't be catching any sleep either
and I had plans for the weekend
>>5745709
>like anna
/straightgen/ when?
>>5745736
Save the Percocet
>>5745736
>and I had plans for the weekend
Give it 24 hours, you'll be fine.
>>5745740
Get out tranny chaser.
>tfw no philly bf
>>5745770
that was your mistake
They give you that shit for a reason dummy
>>5745770
>not selling the percs
Are you stupid?
>>5745736
yo take your pillz when you're supposed to and you'll sleep a-okay
i got mine out like a year and a half ago, it fucked my shit up, but i learned hydrocodone is nice
>>5745788
>not wanting extra tax free money
pansy
>>5745770
>>5745788
>>5745814
dealing with druggies is not worth the hassle
>>5745815
Can i rim your bum pupper?
>tfw I get a shitton of what is basically "eyy bbe wunt some dick?"
>tfw of all the people I've chatted with I've never seen anyone as relationship material
>tfw I've had several people who wanted to make things 'serious' but i declined
>tfw I mad one person suffer oneitis after a date with me (for some reason)
>tfw forever a fuckbuddy
>>5745830
>not having at least one shady friend to offload them for you
>>5745833
are you cute?
>>5745855
i'm not gonna let a gremlin put my face in my butt wtf is wrong with you
>>5745859
*his face
>>5745847
I'm not uggo but I'm not hot either.
>>5745859
Well its either a gremlin or wizard to put your face in your butt
>>5745866
cute > hot tbvqh
>>5745840
yeah, nothing like having a druggie "friend" who eventually stabs you in the back
naive son of a bitch
>tfw uninterested in everything
>>5745919
this. never trust a junkie.
>>5745927
>depressed that i don't have a bf
>have to be not depressed to have a bf
just found out why the 6'1 musclebound daddy in my gym is always so quiet despite repping 140kg on bench and squatting 190 easily
he has the worst gay lisp ive ever heard, its adorable!!
>>5745954
D'aw.
You gonna get that, tho?
>>5745933
low energy detected
don't get sad because you're failing at life. get mad and do something about it
>>5745954
>its adorable!
That is pretty cute. Put it in his butt anon.
>>5745891
Good thing for me I'm handsome in my own way of course.
>>5745980
i mean hmu, show me what you're workin with
maybe i'll let you get a lick
thoughts???
>>5745982
I live far away tho
>tfw I've yet to meet a functioning gay person close to my age in my area
fucking hell
>>5745935
sorry but I wouldn't call you either
>>5745995
you're the one that brought it up man
give me your skype, send me some pics, come to la
or don't
who here in CT? it's a desert
>>5746031
i\m in stamford
I hate it here
>>5746020
....
That's kinda the joke
>>5745815
her forehead has a gravitational pull
>>5746031
Simsbury here
Surprised to see that gay people exist in Connecticut
>>5746047
I AM 18
>>5746025
I'm sorry shouldn't have said all that stuff.
>>5746056
Be my bf
>>5746047
Didn't realize I was getting criticized by Bob fucking monkhouse off here
Will you hang on so my ma can get your autograph
I've met someone /gg/. I got a tinder date for valentines so I wouldn't feel so lame. We've spent like the entire week together. It's so great. I've got like a permanent smile when I'm around him. He made me cum in his beard today.
Plus he's Scottish and owns a kilt which is my fetish.
>>5746072
Sure.
Soc says I have a 8/10 face,
I got a small build but I work out.
I got almost no fat on my body, so skinny minor muscle mode.
5'11 in height.
>>5746080
>I've got like a permanent smile when I'm around him.
I hate when that happens. When they leave, I'm lonely and my face hurts.
4 fingers and a thumb but I can't push it past the knuckles
>you will always be a dumb faggot
>>5746118
Same, my hand in the fisting position (hands like a cone has to be about 3 inches diameter
>>5746125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMBXhDcogcI
>>5745323
Minivan
>5 in back
>>5746198
me @ this: ew
Would a /gaygen/ do me?
>>5746247
What about the guy in the picture though?
>>5746251
I like skinny fat twinks and pups so no.
>>5746251
>those pink looking containers
>can't take a decent selfie
No, my man.
>>5746251
not enough hair, belly, or face. would not bang
>>5746267
I also like smooth chubby guys. lol
>>5746273
i am not smooth or a chub just what are you getting at
>>5746198
Jimmy looks a bit like that Stefonkee trans age guy.
>tfw no bf
>>5746279
>why don't people like what i like?
>>5746251
Yeah, probably would.
>>5746290
I would never throw shade at your peaches. :3c
>>5746279
No, I rejected him because he had feminine containers and I don't like twinks. They're annoying.
>>5746290
I've always been pretty homo tbqh...but you can always try to convince me even more if you want...
>>5746251
yes
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/05/29/california-porn-stars-could-soon-have-to-wear-protection-eye-protection-that-is/
Gay porn stars in california can't do facial scenes anymore unless they are wearing protective eyewear.
So SlutBoi's 19.
I'm actually kinda surprised.
>>5746331
I guess.
It doesn't really make sense, but that may be it.
>>5746335
>2 out of 10ing a solid 9.5 out of 10
Lolol yeah ok buddy
But really how have you been its been a minute. I have a small bit of free time thought id visit.
>>5746341
fat people age like shit
I keep wanting to delete Grindr and just go out and meet people, but I don't know where to go and meet gay guys that isn't on line...
>>5746335
Was your career goals to get spunk in eye and get a lawsuit
Also time to set up a swimming based gay porn company in California
>>5746356
Aye.
I think you can actually kinda cure it by losing - I mean I have some old pictures of me where I looked like Danny Joe Brown. granted I wasn't shaving much back then, either.
>>5746373
Stifling my dreams yet again, how will I make my free! Dj real now
>>5746314
Wait why do you actually find twinks annoying?
Is it bad to take hrt?
>>5746373
No not really. It had more to do with other stuff than gaygen tbqh but that's all done now. Im much more chill again but im in boot now with barely any free time and I actually have to go now.
I just wanted to say hey to a few people and if anybody wants to exchange skypes and chat my email is
[email protected]
>>5746361
Uni gym
Uni park
Gay clubs
Coffee shops
The cool areas of town
I use to go to a bar in the afternoon and just drink and talk to a bartender. We ended up hitting it off after my 3rd visit and became lovers.. We're just friends now because he moved from the area and I'm still in college but I visit him. It's as simple as that..
>>5746335
d-dont call me a good boy peaches.
Gaygen I got outed yesterday, and the weird thing is now I think my parents are trying to bargain me into being bisexual.
e.g.
>"are you sure you just haven't met the right girl?"
>"Are you sure you don't just hate women; and have sex with men because it is easier?"
etc.
Is this typical, because it doesn't seem like the normal response people have to hearing their son's into guys exclusively.
>>5746386
Same reasons I don't like hanging out with girly females, they femininity is obnoxious and overbearing.
>>5746433
Are you talking about "YAAAAAASS QWEEEN SLAAAYYY", RPDR watching gays?
>>5745372
B O S T O N ?
O
S
T
O
N
?
>>5746426
>are you sure you just haven't met the right girl?
that doesn't sound like they're trying to convince you you're bisexual, it sounds like they're trying to convince you you're straight and only bang guys because you're pathetic
which ya, that's p common
i'm sorry you're dealin with that
>>5746424
sorry
grown ass man*
>>5746433
bear community is most fem tbqh
they go ape shit over drag queens and flowers in their beards n shit
>>5746433
But I'm not at all like that.
I mean, I do like being the feminine one when cuddling, like having moth my legs on your thigh, head on your shoulder etc.
But personality wise I'm a normal dude.
I will admit I like Lady Gaga for some reason.
>>5746399
Fuck off
>>5746426
>Is this typical, because it doesn't seem like the normal response people have to hearing their son's into guys exclusively.
Son we are just WORRIED you aren't hot or fashionable enough get a bf. You know your mum wants you to go outside and play footy with your mates but you just keep refusing. :( How can an autist be a homo? You can't even go to the store without crying.
>>5746414
>Uni anything
Ew no thanks
And I don't know where to go to bars that aren't just straight venues
>>5746449
>grown ass man
:3c
How are you guy?
>they go ape shit over drag queens and flowers in their beards n shit
I put a flower in my beard once just to see what it would look like. it made me feel pretty.
>>5746460
kek
>>5746414
>Uni gym
god, I feel such second-hand embarrassment for this gay classmate of mine who keeps liking pictures of hot shirtless guys on facebook
>>5746465
i'm the same as always, my life is uneventuful
>it made me feel pretty
disgustingly fem, i bet you even suck dick
>>5746414
The takeaway here is, not at home! Go places where other people are. You'll never meet someone at home.
>>5746474
Yeah same here. Nothing happens in my life. lol
>disgustingly fem, i bet you even suck dick
I'm masc you fag and i suck a mean dick.
>>5746480
only fems suck dick you're probably wearing glitter lip gloss and leafing through a fashion magazine as we speak
>>5746490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjgH4EKfGdE
>>5746490
Masc guys can suck dick too!
>>5746460
>>5746449
Well that makes a lot of sense, and is a worse scenario than I originally hoped for.
Christ. Well now I have to either figure out a way to prove a negative, by convincing them that girls really don't do anything for me; or find a way to make myself stop caring about what my parents think of me.
>>5746501
Sucking dick is really fun and im the most masc here objectively.
>>5746505
>Christ. Well now I have to either figure out a way to prove a negative, by convincing them that girls really don't do anything for me; or find a way to make myself stop caring about what my parents think of me.
Do both. And keep us posted. For the lulz. :3
who's feelgood? someone on /fit/ said I looked like him if only he lifted
>>5746511
implying my interest in sports didn't grow more from all that T I was getting
>tfw masc body and fem personality
oops
>>5746506
>I'm the most masc here
Post a picture faggot i bet don't even have a beard.
>>5746511
>once a guy sucks his first dick he loses all interest in football and beer and starts painting his nails
Lucky we don't live near each other or i would show you how masc i was when i power bottom you faggot.
>>5746520
>>5746519
tfw opposite
>>5746533
i have body hair too.
>>5746532
>Going to have to link that shit asap!
>>>/fit/36051078
>>5746538
I lost my sense of humor.
>>5746538
I dunno about that. i could always let my hubby pound you bum while i suck on your benis.
>>5746452
Then hmu. You seem to be good looking.
>>5746515
>who's feelgood
>>5746540
You have short arms. Nice body tho.
>>5746555
I will stop now peaches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-irAT0viF0
:/
>>5746565
Didn't someone on here make a pepe version of that?
>>5746565
For special moments like this, Scarf and Shoes.
>>5746571
oh yeah, that was me
i like to amuse myself by doodling on my old photos. heres a similar OC of mine - very rare, handle with caution.
>>5746584
That's awesome feelgood. I thought they were just random pictures. I didn't know it was you that did that. You were so proud of them lol.
>>5746554
>You have short arms
I know :/
>>5746584
Why are you so nice? Don't you know that everyone here is a heartless bastard!?
>>5746590
>awesome
i dont know if thats the word I would have chosen to describe spending your free time painting anthropomorphic frogs, but thanks anyway!
>>5746599
we-ell, its not entirely nice 100% of the time. sometimes being kind and understanding is the meanest thing you can do - it often makes agressors feel bad about themself.
What i should do in future is ignore insults completely rather than replying conciliatory in order to avoid doing that, but im not sure my ego would allow me to just take the hits like that.
its a work in progress.
No boyfriend to take hiking this weekend with friends.
It seems everyone's got their partner but me.
>>5746610
That field looks wonderful. ;-;
This is a good nice thread from top to bottom.
Lets all spread the love nothing but positivity.
>>5746623
why dont you invite someone you want to be friends with but arent yet?
maybe it will be the blossoming of a beautiful relationship <3
>>5746629
>try to be nice and positive in the early days of gaygen
>get shit on for doing so
>end up becoming just another bully like the rest
>>5746631
Because I live in the closet. My options are very limited, and even non existent.
>>5746627
Yes, it was pretty great. It was in Monmouthshire, Wales, at the foot of the sugarloaf mountain.
man i love the UK. this is the back of Oxford University's New College.
>>5746647
i wasnt aware being closeted precluded making friends
just hit a classmate up on facebook and be all "hey this is kinda random but do you want to go hiking this weekend? a space opened up at short notice". Remember: nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>5746644
That's why im so jaded.
>tfw no bf to watch anime with and touch my ding dong
>>5746657
>those pictures
Stahp. Where was that picture taken?
>>5746657
This option is good. Sounds good. I just would have to actually talk to people and make an effort.
I almost wanted to talk to my crush the other day. He didn't really seem like in a talkative mode and left. I sent him a little message on the school email/chat system feigning some bs about me not knowing the format for a paper and if he knew etc. just to talk to him.
He didn't respond. Plus he's probably straight.
>>5746662
like I said, oxford university, at New College.
oxford is legitimately like an IRL hogwarts or Anor Londo. The place is 1300 years old and it looks like it (in a good way).
>>5746683
I wish i could go there but I'm a under educated retard.
>>5746657
I thought this was a screen cap from a video game.
I never seen feelgoods face before.
>>5746691
You can still visit as a tourist, you know.
And maybe as you get older you can work there as a researcher or administrator - its certainly not outside of the bounds of possibility
>>5746706
this is from my last trip to Oxford: http://m.imgur.com/o7GKBVF
>>5746732
Dood. this forced meme is horrible and you should feel bad for it.
>>5746730
Ever since I started working properly and trying hard at my studies I have just felt a million times better. I'm not even sure why, but it seems like the less free time I take the happier I end up being.
I used to play videogames for 4-5 hours a day and it just left me feeling empty and unsatisfied, as well as wasting the whole day. Now I do work or painting or whatever instead - the time passes much slower and I feel a lot more satiated when I finish a task.
maybe im just a weirdo though - its probably not for everyone.
>>5746738
Just ignore it.
>>5746746
I bet you're a real catch. qt face and smile, book smart and you're trying to become a muscle bear. In 10 years you will have guys knocking down your door for a chance and your muscle bp.
>tfw your ex wants to be friends again, but you don't have the balls to say "I honestly think I'd be happier if I never talked to you again".
>tfw there were good times with him, but also lots of drama, shit-tests, and bullshit.
>tfw trying to hang out with my ex as 'just friends' is the most painfully awkward thing ever. He has begged at my feet asking us to get back together before.
>The relationship ended with him breaking up with me over text message
>tfw clinginess is the most unattractive and pathetic thing in the world, ever
>tfw we worked together, commuted together, and lived together, and I ended up feeling absolutely suffocated by him
>tfw he had major symptoms of BPD. One second he loved me, the next second I was lower than dirt.
>Constant mood swings. He would consistently act crazy on Sundays. He would act literally like a woman. He threatened to break up with me, and then asked "Why didn't you do more to fight for us?"
>tfw one time trying to be intimate with him, I offered to suck him off, but he would say "no you have to earn it, give me some compliments first. I'm making this a shit test. No you don't get to shit test me, that's not how this relationship works" like I had to suck his emotional dick before I got to suck his physical dick.
>tfw he called me just a moment ago just to say 'hello'. I couldn't help but be cold and distant even though I know it is rude. The phone call has sparked these feels.
Some positives about him, he is a good drummer and I like jamming on guitar with him. Also talking to him about cars was always fun, he pushed me into buying my first car, which has been a big source of pleasure to me.
Sorry for the long text-based diarrhea post, I needed to vent.
>>5746752
Most people here do but they at least make an effort to keep that shit underwraps!
I think I might be really ugly. Guys are on board when they're looking at my body, and my body is really not good, but then I show them my face and all contact stops.
I've also never been hit on in public before and I go out to gay bars frequently.
>tfw you only get hit on in drag
>>5745413
>do i need to have an enema before use so i dont get shit all over it?
Look the fucking people on this board will tell you yes. For some reason this board is obsessed with enemas. Don't fucking listen to them. If you eat a relatively ok diet and have a normal digestive tract, you will naturally be clean assuming you wipe properly and then leave it an hour or so. Constant enema use is dangerous and I'm sick of it being constantly spread here by amerifats who live at mcdonalds and are surprised their bowels are fucked.
>>5746762
I miss my ex.
I really love him.
>>5746769
and poop is a natural lubricant, so.
>>5746767
lets go through some checks before we hasten to any conclusions
>do you take your pictures of yourself with a phone camera at close range?
>do you hardly ever take photos of yourself and so have a very limited pool to choose from?
>do you look especially young?
>do you smile in your photos?
>how do you know if those guys were interested in the first place?
>do you have any egregious temporary flaws like a neckbeard, acne, blemishes, etc?
daily reminder this picture exists
>>5746808
TOP KEK
>>5746783
The only pictures I use are ones my friends have taken of me that look natural and flattering, although I don't take very many photos of myself because I don't like how my face looks on my phone's front facing camera.
I don't really know how old I look I guess, I have been questioned by older men thinking I'm underage before though. I don't smile in my photos now that I think about it.
I know the guys are interested because they're asking me for pictures and seem excited and talkie until they see my face and then BOOM nothing. My eyebrows are definitely different looking since they're really sparse by the arch from me shaving them off periodically.
>>5746808
Oh no, Hitler is a victim of Schneider. And he didn't even get his own show.
>>5746817
post a picture
>>5746808
What. The. Fuck. Is that Hitler?
>>5745355
Hemorrhoids go away with medication though, don't they?
>>5746769
Everyone's bowels are different, some people can have difficulty keeping regular even with a great diet.
And what exactly does 'leave it an hour or so' mean? Is the residual shit (as small as it may be) just going to resorb into your body? You'll need to finger yourself in your shower at the very least, and a light shallow rinse really couldn't hurt...
>>5746856
Not at all. Use some wet wipes while wiping and you should be fine if your diet has fiber.
>turn off Grindr age filter
>see all there 18 year olds with killer adult looking bodies and hair
>still look like I'm 15 despite being in my mid 20s
Feels bad man
>>5746820
I feel like this is how I look at my very best, this is the picture that i usually end up sending out too
>>5746869
I'm so sorry senpai.
I don't think the eyebrow is bad, I'd even venture it's cute.
There's just something about your face and hair that is off putting to me though.
>>5746881
My hairline is baaaaaaaad. Also I'm skinnyfat so my face has extra weight on it. I'm really praying that if I lose the last 10 lbs magically I'll just be more popular
>>5746862
I know this feel. Got carded at the move theater last weekend... they didn't think I was 17... I'm 23... ;-; AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH BITCHES!!!
>>5746903
you look like a woman in her mid-30s
they just have to card everyone
>>5746533
h-hey
>>5746918
Bitch you shut the fuck up. They didn't card everyone because I looked around to confirm that. I'm fucking Dorian Gray. Suck my dick. Take my cummies. Use my cummies like they're facial cleanser.
>>5746918
Lol no he doesn't.
>>5746903
Yeah, desu I take this as incredibly flattering on the rare occasion that it happens. Like when I visit places where everyone's an alcoholic, they give me a questionnaire before I can get into bars because I have less premature aging by comparison. And casinos are massive ego boosts.
>>5746844
No, once the veins are "damaged" they are like that forever, unless they are removed. If you start changing your ways you will not have any trouble, but if they keep returning they'll come back and be more and more prominent.
im straight but i want a romantic relationship with another man, i'm still straight right?
>>5746508
Update: Tried and failed to prove a negative, but I've made progress towards accomplishing not caring about what my parents think of me.
Had a polite phone call where I just asked a few Socratic questions. Because while I think telling my parents I'm a bottom that faps to gay porn would clear up a lot of their doubt, I really really do not want to go into specifics about my sex life with them.
Anywho highlights:
>"I've worked with gay people before anon. I know what they're like, and you don't act like one."
>"Alright, so because there was a gay person at your last job, that allows you to know which men are and are not exclusively attracted to other men?"
>"I know you were into girls in high school. Like 'accidental-beard's-name,' you dated her in junior year."
>"What? I didn't date any girls in highscho-
>''girl's-name-and-face-I've-forgotten' the chubby one that played that dragons and dungeons game with you."
>"oh, the weird christian girl? I kind of remember her. She was just an acquaintance before she stopped joining the streets D&D games."
Now if you'll excuse me Gaygen I am going to drink some hard cider, then contact my campus counseling office if the misery doesn't get drowned in cheap alcohol.
>>5746956
Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up
>>5746956
yes
