>bf is in the bathroom douching
>been over an hour
not eating him out tonight. how is your faggotry themed night going leggbuts?
sucked a dick last night for the first time in a while. now all i want is to find some more but not working out :(
>>5737167
socal?
>>5737147
watching criminal minds and dying inside wishing I could be a girl
>>5737198
why does it matter? if u were a girl you'd just be watching criminal minds dying inside wishing yuo were pretty.
>>5737191
michigan, bummer
>>5737214
bummer indeed. go suck some cock you glorious faggot
>>5737219
if only it was that easy
being super fucking genderqueer and not horny at all, also eating chocolate covered espresso beans, so par for the course.
>>5737310
Another night alone in my bedroom. Another night inside my monitor. I won't get out for 60 more years. I'm 21 and already a goner.
Thinking about having a wank to the bara thread
>>5737323
Hang in there anon, you'll get past this. It's okay.
>>5737376
I've spent the last 12 birthdays jerking off in my room alone. There's nothing to get past. This is my life.
Crying followed by more crying followed by even more crying
>>5737476
which are you in the pic?
>>5737147
Trying to decide if I should accept this guy's offer to go and have a drink.
He's handsome and seems nice. But he's 50 and I'm 21, so yeah.
>>5737535
wow don't gross
>>5737538
I know.
But I only had one date last year and it went terrible, so I'm kinda lonely and desperate 2bh.
I jerked off and that let me think with more clarity, but now 20 minutes later I'm considering it again.
>>5737533
Both
>>5737584
Well he is in a good shape for being 50.
I mean he's a bit overweight, but every other guy his age I know is either morbidly obese or has a beer gut so big it looks like they're nine months pregnant.
I told him I just want to hang out for a while and that I won't have sex with him right away and he was cool with it.
>>5737323
>>5737310
>>5737476
>>5737556
jesus guys get a fucking grip.
i managed to find a curly haired qt submissive slut boi. so can you
>>5737603
Tell us how you pulled it off?
>>5737603
Sub slutbois are literally the easiest thing to get. They're everywhere.
The problem is when you want to be the sub slutboi to some manly dominant guy. Those are harder to find
>>5737619
>on grindr
>See really cute guy iwth curly hair
>hey hows it going
>hes a virgin, never even dated a guy before
>we go to the park
>he seems totally not itnerested in me, but his butt is ridiucously fucking big, so i keep walking.
>turns out hes just really quiet. not quite stoic. not quite shy. just quiet.
>we agree to be bareback butt buddies
>i fuck him once or twice a week
>he started working out so now he has ridiculously nice pecs to go with his ridiculously nice ass
>he came over tonight for a buffy marathon powered by banging
>super submissive so let me spank him and torture his nipples the whole time
hes pretty cool. got another curly haired guy (my fetish) whos brazilian. are sex is more limited to mutual masturbation, but hes super fucking passionate about it. more on the lean side but still firm. pecs and ass growing as well since he started at his rowing club though.
met that one at the no pants metro ride. we were checking each other out. at the bar i asked him to dance, and thirty seconds later we were making out.
>>5737628
you can come join my harem.
>>5737644
Literally pick any young slim bottom from grindr. If they're into you you can easily turn them your personal cumdumps
>>5737655
Are you like attractive or something?
Also
>grindr
>>5737669
>2016
>not being attractive
in the gay community no less, they have such low standards its crazy.
in the straight world im a 6 at best, but in gay world im a 7 at worst.
>>5737669
I wasn't talking specifically about me.
I'm not attractive at all. I was born with a fucked up chest and should have had surgery when I was a kid, but my parents were like "nah it'll fix as he grows up" and now it's too late.
I kinda wish I was trans so I could get a boob job, which would fix everything.
>>5737683
welp that's it. I'm killing myself.
>>5737714
why not just fix yourself? is effort that hard?
its a gay board. post a pic. get a makeover
>>5737728
There is nothing to do
>>5737702
cant you get surgery to fix it even as a man? why would only boobs be an option?
>im not attractive at all
pics? lets do make overs boys. pic related is me / op
>>5737734
prove it
>>5737738
nice hair
>>5737759
>tfw can't tell is sarcastic or not
it changes a lot either way.
>>5737769
Nah, it's just full and messy enough to be cute. A lot of people go in bad direction with their hair.
>>5737738
I can't fix it now because you have to get that surgery when you're like 5-8 years old. It's my bones what are wrong and now that I'm done growing there's no way to fix them.
Really, my face is pretty attractive. It's my body what's the problem. I have ribs sticking out and one of my pectorals didn't developed properly (so I can't lift either).
Really my only way out of it now is to get so obese everything gets buried under a thick layer of fat. But that's a terrible idea for obvious reasons.
>>5737776
ah okay, thanks mate. i prefer it when it goes flat on the sides, but thats something i didnt start til recently.
>>5737783
if you cant fix your bones, can you at least build something on top of them? i mean if you could get a boob job i dont see why u cant get a pec job. and if anyone called you out on it you coudl pull the 'i was horribly disfigured' card.
>>5737535
ew he's probably HIV positive
>>5737934
>hes 50
>must be hiv positive
whut?
>>5737640
I wish I were you
>>5737640
>he started working out so now he has ridiculously nice pecs to go with his ridiculously nice ass
omg
>>5737880
Well... I could. But as I said, I can't really work out much, so if I got a pec job I would have big pecs and skelly shoulders/necks.
It would look weird as fuck.
>>5737934
If he was positive he'd be most likely dead now. Most people his age got it during the 80s and made it to the 2000s tops.
Douching is like that one thing that I hate about only being able to do it up the butt :(. I just want to be clean for the bf at all times
>>5740407
Douching is a waste of time and a total buzzkill, as the op reflects.
>>5737147
Doing squats, shaving and using over 20 tabs of porn as company.
Btw what the fuck has your bf been eating? If I eat right my ass is clean through 90% of the day.
