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>>5734209
first for not even gay just wanted first
>>5734218
>>5734219
Faggot
And
>tdw daydreaming about guys again
Save me Jesus
>>5734223
>>5734209
Real bara is best bara.
Best edition tbqh.
>tfw almost 30 very soon
>>5734229
2d is good too. Gheeze.
>>5734238
30 is a good age though
Nice edition as always.
How is everyone doing today?
>>5734248
hungover
>>5734255
Who are you?
>>5734238
>tfw 30 year old virgin
>>5734265
Well you got me beat at least I'm not a virgin.
>>5734205
But I like it here. Can't we all just get along.
>tfw no bara bf to spoon with at night.
Life is meaningless!
>>5734257
I'm one of the trip fags everyone hates. I'm normally not posting this early
>>5734270
>!
kys
>>5734271
oh. I see.
>>5734276
I'm probably going to be they guy in the blue button up shirt when I'm 40
I wonder if this one could be considered bara?
>>5734283
Um hun you might want to rethink that you're going to be the plaid obese guy on the right.
>>5734273
>being triggered by an exclamation mark.
Kek.
>heterosexuals
>no class today
one more i guess.
>tfw no qt Preston anon butt to cuddle :(
>>5734303
Snow canceled mine yesterday. I didn't get to see the qt I'm lusting after
>>5734303
>gif
what is that even from?
>>5734337
>reality show
>>5734291
Size difference bara is best bara
>tfw you will never be tiny husband in the arms of your big strong protective bara husband
It's all I want ;_;
>>5734352
I normally can't find a lot of size difference bara stuff. It's always the furry type.
Who /stretching/ here to undo your parents mistake in mutilating you?
https://vimeo.com/47281825
>>5734369
It's hard to find the fluff kind but the porn kind is readily available. That said that pic is great. Giant ginger bears are a personal favorite of mine. I wrote a macro smut story about one.
>>5734337
I don't use social media.
>>5734383
>macro smut story
Mind posting it?
>>5734392
It's super long and is more romance heavy but it's about giant college football players
http://www.coiledfist.org/article.php?story=memeretard_bornagain01
Someone even drew fan art of it with pic related
>>5734405
So that's where that picture came from. I saved it a long time ago.
>>5734238
>tfw 32yo virgin and kinda happy about it
>every other gay guy I know around my age has Hiv or looks like aids
I still look like a 16yo vintage gay porn star from the 80s
>>5734412
Yeah. It's one of two pictures with the other being a bit more lewd
>that feel when no hot bara guy to wrastle with
I just want to go lift with a hot bara bro and then jack each other and cuddle.
>>5734422
Sweet. I will save that one too. I will read your stories later.
>watchin' alien vs predator yesterday
>boner midway through the film because them predators revealed themselves
>that manliness
>'fishnets' on their legs
Why the fuck do I want to get fucked by an alien? Jesus.
>>5734451
Yeah it's actually a fucking novel so it's quite a time sink. I think my writing is only okay but some people really like it.
Post more size diff bara
Sometimes I wonder why I even have this stupid app
>>5734500
Have you tried not being ugly
>>5734463
Jesus Christ anon
>>5734506
Are you aroused or what? I can't tell.
E-even though I have no shame in saying I want a Predator to utterly fuck me into oblivion.
>>5734474
Most of the stuff i have is furry and kind of on the chub side of bara.
Check out the album to see what you like. http://imgur.com/a/kcA4k
>>5734500
All those guys are nice looking except for cunt and fun (2d pic)
>>5734500
>tfw live in a country where almost no one speaks english
>receive five 'sup bro' messages every day
>>5734504
I'm not ugly. I just think everyone wants scruffy bara husbands or super fit twinks.
No room in the middle for a average guy I guess. I have nice looks and a great set of ass and thighs, and a personality that isn't "running or 420 friendly, end of list"
>>5734474
>>5734474
Here go :3
>>5734474
Have a comfy song. im outta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbwqTgJjtE0
>>5734267
...is that "X" on his arm referencing One Piece..?
>>5734516
I think you should open with more than "hey there" then. Although I've basically stopped messaging dudes first so I don't know how well mixing it up goes anymore
Or do you have shit stats?
>>5734549
Fuck yeah, more macrophiles!
I suddenly feel less alone.
>>5734557
If you follow the tag on tumblr it feels like we're fuckin everywhere
>>5734542
5'5 170~ ish, 24 white/ Latin mix?
And I've try a little harder if I see someone I really like but that's a blue moon scenario
>>5734564
I don't actually have a tumblr account myself, I just browse it for pictures like the ones I posted earlier. I always find the photo-montagey ones a bit too creepy personally.
>>5734576
Yeah I don't use tumblr for anything other than aggregating all the highly specific porn that I like.
I like the photo montages. That's primarily what's on CF so I just got used to it
>>5734583
>CF
The levels of autism on that fucking site!
I actually shuddered every time I saw that I had a new PM and then proceeded to ignore the majority of them mostly 'Tinies' demanding to be 'eaten and stepped on' despite the fact that I stated on my profile that I wouldn't roleplay with random creeper strangers online. Only people I had gotten to know and even then, only if I was feeling up to it which was rare. It just became too depressing after a while so I just left.
Where's qt Preston anon at? D:
>>5734591
I mean that's the place where I can find all the best stories and if you ignore some odd fellows it's pretty neat. I don't role play though and I'm not a "Giant" so I probably don't get as much attention.
However everyone is pretty nice to me and my stories so I'm not gonna shit talk them
>>5734597
The stories and art were okay, I wasn't a giant either, I was vers, but they were little bloody chancers :p
But this is why I frequentl lurk in Deviantart and Tumblr, all of the things I liked about CF without people trying to talk to me, it's win/win.
>>5734611
I will admit I am weirded out by the vore and crushing fantasies on there. Like I could never find death, either others or my own, sexually arousing. Also I'm not a foot fetishist which feels ubiquitous on the site so a lot of content is not my taste. But when there is good stuff on there, it's fantastic.
I feel like a lot of deviantart is kind of trash and tumblr gay macro content is essentially lifted from CF
>>5734596
I'm just lurking right now, trying not to be an attention whore :/
>>5734539
idk, yahoo answers says it means he doesn't drink alcohol, but who knows
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070614131525AA4bYAK
>>5734646
Nooo! You're not an attention whore, don't let one idiot stranger on an image board ruin your fun, his opinion is not the opinion of all of us :3
He was just jealous because he'll never have a booty like yours ;p
Strawpoll for the best body type
http://strawpoll.me/6834949
>>5734670
This is why i love you <3
I wanna hold hands with you :3
>>5734381
>implying it's even going to help after how bad they mangled me
>>5734686
Awwwww, love ya toooo :3 <3
You can hold my hand anytime, cutie.
Ticket to Sweden is finally booked yayyyy swedexrugz OTP best gaygen couple 4 lyfe xoxoxoxoxoxox
>>5734693
post botched circumcision plz
>>5734704
>>5734686
sickening.
cant you swap skype details or something and chat there? that way you dont shit up the thread.
>>5734719
are mutilated dicks your fetish? i'll post a drawing
>>5734753
No it's not a sexual request it's a scientific one. A drawing isn't a good representation. Please anon no one here will judge you. It's not your fault they botched you. Just let us see it.
>>5734755
what you posted isn't bara it's furry which is against the rules.
>>5734755
No, because that's just splitting gaygen apart.
We're all gay, so instead of letting salty faggots divide our community into subsections to circlejerk either about samurbi or that they apparently aren't trannies yet use the same info and hrt MtFgen uses, let's just talk about general gay topics in gaygen!
Cunts.
>>5734781
what did you expect?
faggots gonna fag
can we have a gen for hot guys only?
Where only hot guys post pics and talk and everyone who is ugly/fat/disgusting is ignored. That would be nice.
>>5734810
Don't bring that girly ass "oh we're prettier than you" here you fucking tranny
>>5734756
fine. i'm not posting direct because i hate it so much i never want to see this picture again in the archive or anywhere or something
and this is after 2 years of restoration...
unsee cc/zugirane
>>5734810
it would be emptier than asexualgen t b h
>>5734816
bully-kun is asleep atm
>>5734686
We can always chat elsewhere if you want to :3
>>5734810
Call it vanitygen
People should try harder... This is some lazy hook up stuff
>>5734867
I'm up for that :D
>>5734874
>yeah
>>5734885
It's great for desperationships
>>5734877
Email me on the email address I just made because these terrifying individuals shall not have my personal one :p it's [email protected] can share details from there ^_^ <3
>>5734810
We're on 4chan to escape real life, remember?
I'm pretty sure that my circumcision was botched. Should I prepare for suicide?
>>5734978
even if it wasn't botched, you should
Don't cut dick people
>>5734822
Mine looks worse.
>>5734978
botched circumcisions are my fetish
>>5734984
even after attempting to restore?
>>5734988
Botched hysterectomies are hilarious though.
So why haven't you started vaping yet, anon? Don't you know that smokers are jokers?
Vaping is completely harmless. There is absolutely nothing dangerous about inhaling superheated vegetable oil.
>>5735010
>vaping
>smoking
R E D F L A G S
>>5735002
The head of my penis was cut. My urethra is on the under side of the shaft and my tip is flat on one side with a deep divide in it. It looks like scissors were stuck in my penis then closed.
>>5735007
Hysterectomies in general are hilarious desu
>>5735010
because I'm not 15
>>5734822
Wow, they went all the way huh? Must have been the doctors first time.
>>5735028
literally who
>watching gay porn
>the bottom goes totally flaccid
Every time
>>5735010
Rugby put your trip back on. Also, electronic cigarette vaping causes lung disease.
>>5735042
>watching gay porn
well there's your problem
>>5734209
>>5734219
>>5734223
>>5734228
sigh i love spookeedoo
>>5735010
mouth fedora
>>5734822
wow anon
i really am so sorry
that's fucking butchery
>>5735042
most bottoms don't stay hard m8
>>5735046
I can't, it's a bannable offence to use any variation of 'rugby' now :c
>>5735055
Think of your health rugby
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/34042-toxic-chemical-causing-lung-disease-among-both-workers-making-and-users-vaping-e-cigarettes
>>5735058
Ah yes, I'm so conscious of my health.
brb need to take my daily dose of DNP and tbol
>>5735062
Popcorn lung, gynecomastia, and testicular atrophy. For shame man.
>>5735075
Yeah, you'll probs get a month ban now. My appeal got accepted but I'm still not risking it.
>>5735055
>>5735075
B T F O
T
F
O
>>5735075
Try using Jim Profit
>>5735054
>most bottoms don't stay hard m8
this. Only a bottom because of performance issues while topping. Like to think of myself as vers but really, never successfully topped in my life.
>>5734512
>When you realize predators penises have teeth on >them
>>5735108
To stop thirsty faggots like you
>>5735010
I have the pictured vape. I don't usually make a big deal out of it because the meme
>15 year olds try to look cool!!1! XDDDD
>Since a dumbfuck child does it, it must be autismal to do it!1!! XDDDDD
>Implying cigarettes aren't worse than e-cigs
>implying all these "le ebin memers" aren't just too stupid to realize they are shills for the tobacco industry
>>5735118
i mean you tried
the predator always looked like a really psychotic butch drag queen/prostitute to me
>>5735121
>implying you aren't a shill for the e-cig companies.
>>5735015
my condolences. that sounds worse
>>5735116
Ayyy iktf
>>5735107
I don't post here enough to justify trip/namefagging. I barely even come here anymore 2bh
>>5735121
I love ironically vaping but all memes aside, its completely acceptable to do if you're trying to quit smoking, plus it is an enjoyable thing to do. Just don't be a sperg about it, same as with everything.
Also if you haven't already, get the SSOC coils for your tank, they're infinitely better.
>>5735128
Yeah like those trannies that are 7 ft and have 20 balls of yarn on their heads
>>5735101
>tfw only get hard from actually touching myself
>usually goes soft again if i stop to grab a tissue or use computer or whatever
JUST
pic is from anns fantasies (he's steven)
>>5735142
dude iktf its the only way i cum ;-;
>>5735142
True doms will give subs blowjob or even help getting off
Isn't it the worst when a dom COMPLETELY misses your prostate and your just laying there with this annoyed look on your face
>>5735160
I meant i dont really get erections without actual physical stimulation. I cant really cum unless i use toys. I considered seeing a doctor because im only 18 ;_;
>>5735142
>tfw you need to rub your taint to achieve orgasm
i always like grabbing pillows and putting them between my legs
>>5735142
Oh I can get hard and climax for a guy, just not by actual sex. Can't maintain an erection when receiving oral sex either. Just doesn't work. But groping, handjobs, footjobs (because I'm into that) and general dryhumping can make me cum.
>tfw I'm doomed to be a bottom forever even though I want to pound booty.
>>5735170
this
i like to crush plastic kegs between my thighs
>>5735170
I smother myself with pillows while jacking it... Is this normal?
>>5735170
i always sleep with a pillow between my legs
when i jerk it i usually rub my chest or taint, dunno how or why i started doin that, but i like always do now
>>5735138
I started using analog mouth fedoras when I was like 8 or 9 because all the foodstamps went to analog mouth fedoras and liquid mouth fedoras, and do sustenance fedoras were given except at school. Some sperglord was tipping his analog mouth fedora and let me try it. suddenly I wasn't so hungry anymore, and my stomach didn't hurt so much. I got a wage fedora when I was 16 and was able to tip more sustenance fedoras, but I was addicted to tipping analog mouth fedoras at that point. I tried to quit but here I am still addicted to mouth fedoras, but I tip only digital mouth fedoras so I don't smell like a forest fedora all the time. I'll be trying to quit again soon, but I don't know how successful I'll be. When a person has been tipping his fedora for so long it can be tough to quit.
Y'all fags need some help
Who here just faps like a normal person
>>5735191
I consume way more nicotine per day vaping than I ever did when smoking :c
>>5735196
I'm a normal person. No one here likes me though.
>>5735196
i like to rub my taint while reading in depth stories about becoming impregnated
i cum to the thought of being dominated, held by big strong loving arms
das normal for me
>>5735196
I do, assuming that jacking like a normal person means hitting my dick repeatedly with a mallet while simultaneously ramming my asshole with a 2 foot long, 6" diameter dildo.
>>5735208
>6"
That's child's play.
>>5735210
I'm working my way up to a 10" that I got as a present, but I think my pelvis bone might be too small to fit it.
>>5735172
>footjobs (because I'm into that)
You. I like you.
>>5735178
If you're into smothering, yes.
Tfw banned. Mods can't take a joke anymore?
>>5735210
i got a small chance from bad dragon and a 6 purple vibrator
was it like to have a big butt?
>>5735249
>was it like to have a big butt?
Is that english?
Are vapes much better than a disposable ecig ypu get at the gas station? I dont like how big vapes are
>>5735259
if 6 inch is child's play, surely you must have a loose anal sphincter
>>5735260
Get this https://www.ukecigstore.com/kanger-subox-mini-kit.html
You can find it cheaper in other places, I got mine for like ÂŁ35 on Amazon.
>>5735269
No I'm just not a pansy
>>5735160
>(he's steven)
>pic says Stephen
>>5735304
thats 3 more kg mate
stop oppressing me
>>5735260
they feel a lot more like smoking thn e-cigs
dont ever use it tho t b h
>>5735311
>thats 3 more kg mate
wot
>>5735340
im gaining weight everytime you belittle me
>>5735347
>belittle
Not for long, bug guy.
>>5735357
*big
so lonely
i regret nothing but
still hung over eugh
>>5735434
Yeah but I don't lift as kolorado in the tc can confirm
>tfw no bf
>>5734381
I'm using a DTR and manual tugging. About CI3.5
>>5735483
H-hi
>>5735495
What're you doing later?
Also, post butt.
>>5735483
Deal with it
>>5735525
fuck all
are you cute?
>>5735532
Would disappoint sexually
8/10 butt
>>5735532
Oh man I'd poz that
>>5735538
as long as snuggling is an option afterwards I don't mind
>>5735546
It always is :3
>>5735565
sociopath
>>5735583
Tee hee
Why can't I find a long term bf?
>>5735538
oh didn't realise I was talking to rage
>>5735636
...
Yes? Does that change anything?
All memes aside lgbt should be forced anon.
Pfft, that's not priapus. This is priapus! <3
>>5735641
Then we'd be kleppe and grinch posting great solution
>reading manga in English
Lol you EOP scum.
>>5735639
idk I just thought I was talking to an anon
>>5734209
New priapus comic when?
>>5735719
I want to eat your ass.
Give me one of your little twink fanboys.
>>5734500
Post just your torso. I promise you will get guys messaging you even if you're fat. They get intrigued and then its becomes convenient since they are already talking to you. I never knew I could pull until I posted just my torso and has every white guy in 5 miles messaging first.
>>5735738
Post torso.
>>5735740
You can't give me one of them?
Not even one...rude tbqh...
>>5734874
Are you trying to fuck or not? If so stop being a dumb cunt and get to the point you twat. YOU should work harder you lazy faggot.
>>5735740
tripping is for nerds
I don't have any more butt pics, and I'm too busy camming to make new ones
>>5735746
Nuuupe. My torso is not much to look at and I don't get anything out of posting it. Thanks though.
>>5735463
I have a CI of 3, but am apprehensive about buying a DTR because I don't know if I have enough skin to actually use it. Is a CI of 3 enough to do so?
Is watching little girl anime in public autistic?
Why are anime posters always the hottest?
>>5735538
You could never disappoint, Irishanon :3
>>5735780
>Why are anime posters always the hottest?
kek
>>5735783
His posts disappoint me.
>>5735793
Your disappointment in his posts disappoints me >:C
>>5735778
lol on the TC silly.
>>5735805
Never been.
>>5735815
Do you watch anime?
>>5735746
god this picture made me feel bad. Meh
>>5734500
>Hey there
shit tier opening line
>>5733904
Yay! I was mentioned!
And I'm educated, I'm just overqualified for this job. Ya'll don't get my complex allusions.
>>5735873
>not calling you girl with pnuemonic autism
I thought he was educated.
I'm literally like the Bard of Gaygen.
>tfw powerbottom musclebara bf and myself are making plans to move in togther
I'm interested in experimenting with a chubby guy
Should I go for it?
What do you look for in a boyfriend?
>>5735887
You're one of my favourite namefags, ignore the haters.
I'm really insecure about the way I masturbate... I think my dick's forever fucked up because I was circumcised. Other guys seem to be able to just like jerk their skin back and forth, like how is that pleasurable? It just feels uncomfortable for me, especially the harder I am. I NEED to use some sort of lubricant, usually spit, and never "jerk" at all, just rub. Am I weird/broken? If I try to give a guy a handjob will he think I'm doing it wrong?
>>5735893
Once you go fat you can't go back, desu.
>>5735896
You have horrible taste.
I don't even know what that autist is saying ever.
I thought it was me just being an idiot but know he's just speaking gibberish.
>>5735883
Alas, you thought wrong, my indigo child.
>>5735893
Why not?
How do I decide what haircut to get?
ive always just let it grow randomly up to now
>>5735891
Jelly.
>>5735863
I'm just doing it because I'm being addressed
Normally I'm just anon
>go on a few dates with smokers
>they always offer me One but I don't know how to inhale without feeling like I'm dying
How does one smoke without feeling like I'm 15?
>>5735891
That image legitimately warmed my heart.
Also congrats!!
>>5735922
long on top
short on side
this fad has another good 3-5 years in it, just ride the wave anon
>>5735928
Fuck off you disgusting tranny.
>>5735936
like this? im not sure i can be bothered to gel my hair or whatever to maintain this...
holy fuck I just got caught in a tumblr sjw worm hole
Do people actually think like this?
>>5735949
That's the general idea, though it doesn't have to be so extreme. You can get the top short enough (though still longer than the sides) that all you should need to do is maybe comb it.
>>5735922
Grow long.
>>5735899
pls response ;~;
>>5736002
yeah you probably have an issue
I feel sorry for you desu
>>5735899
>wanting to be uncunt
For what purpose?
Uncuts are disgusting.
I feel so empty
I am more than halfway through my degree, I have a job, I talk to and see plenty of people every day. I'm not a shut-in anymore. Why can't the emptiness go away?
>>5735949
memecut
>>5736048
Because you don't have anybody to call your own. Social interaction isn't enough, you need emotional interaction.
>start erping with someone
>for about an hour fall in love with them and dream about them all day after I cum
>have them in the back of my head when I go about my life.
Sup dudes... What is everyone up too at the moment?
>>5735783
Aww :3
>>5736135
Waiting for someone to bully to post.
You came just in time.
>>5736145
okay? can't we just post bara stuff? i mean that would be more fun.
>>5736155
bara a shit