Keepin it gay edition
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Previously >>5724039
>being a gross lesbian
>>5725471
>trashing on my waifu
BITCH MAKE ME A KEBAB
first for dyshporia edition
>>5725477
>not being open to hook up with anyone you like regardless of gender or sexual physiology.
>>5725470
I want a cute bf darnit
>>5725481
>man shoulders
trip off elanna
>>5725470
I like gay
>keeping it gay
>>5725483
I'm one of the few trans women out there that is against gay marriage
>>5725470
Why are you always so cringey derpanna?
>>5725481
Hot.
>>5725490
>ass pic
cmon bro
>>5725490
DAYM GHOOORL DAT BOOTY
>>5725491
don't worry, i'm sure nobody's forcing you to marry a gay
>tfw u take a giant shit and there's a foot long unbroken turd in da toilet
Dykes suck.
>>5725478
I only have pork steaks
>tfw wanna make katsudon but no eggs or bread crumbs
=[
>>5725491
Thumbs up bro
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
>>5725505
It's disgusting
>>5725514
Why?
>>5725495
I'm a guy, ass pic is the gayest kind of pic
hi there
>>5725499
>>5725509
>angry agps
>>5725516
Marriage is not just any relationship between human beings. It is a relationship rooted in human nature and thus governed by natural law.
Natural law’s most elementary precept is that “good is to be done and pursued, and evil is to be avoided.” By his natural reason, man can perceive what is morally good or bad for him. Thus, he can know the end or purpose of each of his acts and how it is morally wrong to transform the means that help him accomplish an act into the act’s purpose.
Any situation which institutionalizes the circumvention of the purpose of the sexual act violates natural law and the objective norm of morality.
>>5725528
no, marriage is a concept made up by religion, theres nothing natural about it
>face analyzer
>99.9% certainty of male in all pictures
So should I kill myself or what
>elanna will never give you your first blowjob as you begin to cry because of the dysphoria but cant deny how good it feels and as you come to terms with this confliction, she moves up to kiss you passionately and allow your own cum to enter your mouth
JUST
>>5725526
hi anne
>>5725532
No, those face recognition things are shit.
>>5725528
So if sex is solely institutionalised procreation (natural law), where does that put you?
I want to die... I'm getting caught up in the insurmountable task that is my transition. I'm tempted to down my entire bottle of ritalin, just to get over it all. I don't want to feel this pain anymore...
>>5725528
marriage is an excuse for two people who hate each other to have kids they despise and raise them to do the same to others.
>>5725530
My man face, my dad bod, my imposing masculine presence and attitude
>>5725528
>ignoring that nature made us all different to strengthen the group as a whole
>>5725528
>sexual act violates natural law and the objective norm of morality.
Oh jesuse Christ think about what you're saying please. I'm not going to say anymore more than this but homosexuality is as natural and as normal as heterosexuals, humans are the only animal that puts it on and pedastole or make any big deal about it. But uh, enjoy your delusions.
>>5725531
>>5725544
Traditional marriage is usually so fecund that those who would frustrate its end must do violence to nature to prevent the birth of children by using contraception. It naturally tends to create families.
On the contrary, same-sex “marriage” is intrinsically sterile. If the “spouses” want a child, they must circumvent nature by costly and artificial means or employ surrogates. The natural tendency of such a union is not to create families.
Therefore, we cannot call a same-sex union marriage and give it the benefits of true marriage.
>>5725548
who invited miss positive?
>>5725544
hey
sorry for ass blasting you out of dropping your trip im schizophrenic
>>5725553
>I think to have a fantasy like that you don't have dysphoria about the benis.
who does?
What happened to elanna
Lain where are you bb, I'm walking home from work get that ass ready for our date.
>>5725547
hmu bb literally nobody else in my life ;)
>>5725553
idk if thats AGP or AAP but im sure ive got whatever or both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj29I7T46lA
HOW DO I BECOME A SHITPOST HAMSTER
>>5725568
She's dead hopefully
>>5725551
im really trying not to take your:
>A: delusions and possibly stupidty
or
>B: underhanded bragging since you know you pass better than lots of people
personally
but its getting hard when you post a pic of your ass and just shit talk yourself
can you compliment fish any more blatantly?
>>5725561
the same person who recommended that I come out to my parents
>>5725551
>dad bod
post that one picture of you in a shirt and panties and show everyone your dad bod
your problem isnt your body or face
your problem is you dress masculinely and intentionally use your guy voice and tell people you are a guy
and then when they call you a girl despite all that you come here to complain because truthfully you want to be girly and get your surgeries but your girlfriend has you by the ladyballs
>>5725551
>dadbod
get on my fucking level.
>>5725572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwRrV-uEJBs
>>5725560
>because of this pointless line of rhetoric I'm right
Welp that's enough of that. Be back after this is over
Bye peeps who don't care/ hate me. I love you all
>>5725583
love you
>>5725560
But if you were to have sex with a male, you wouldn't need to do any sort of violence or contraception to prevent fertilisation. A marriage between you and a male is a "same-sex" union. This is why opposition to same sex unions as an mtf makes no sense, you can't take the moral high ground about going against nature.
>>5725568
I'm right here, do you want a timestamp?
>>5725587
I just wanna know why you're notlanna
AOTY
Thank you based Kanye.
>>5725560
so, as a trans woman, where does that put you?
if "same sex marriage" refers to biological sex, the only men you could presumably legally marry are trans men.
but trans women and men alike tamper with their endocrine systems to such a degree as to render them infertile so am i to believe that you think regardless of our sexual orientation, legal marriage ought to always be out of bounds for trans people?
>>5725587
Yeah and repost that picture that triggered everyone. The general could use another shitstorm.
>>5725548
Hey, transition isn't insurmountable. You ca do it. What's wrong anyway? Is it just overwhelming?
>>5725560
All laws should be blind to sex and race, marriage is a law, saying which Sets of sexes can marry follows the logic of saying which sexes can vote.
>people seriously responding to trolls on mtfg
How new are some of you people?
>>5725593
For fucks sake can't you just ignore the fucker?
>>5725587
Except the state that me and my husband reside in recognizes are marriage as male and female
>dadbod
>>5725569
I'm playing vidya
>>5725598
>implying anyone really replies to you all that often
>>5725608
Where Are you bussing
>>5725604
The boy part of me wants to kiss you right now. Stop tempting me!!!!
>>5725608
That's an awfully long bus ride senpai
>>5725608
Had srs/birth certificate changed when I was 18. Me and my husband got married when I was 22.
>>5725604
Gaye stop posting already.
>tfw not a tomboy
>>5725620
Fuck first gaye, now whingie.
>>5725578
This one?
>>5725595
It's overwhelming and I'm scared to fuck up and I hate interacting with people so much that working and earning the money I need to transition makes me want to kill myself on its own, but I don't want to ask my parents for money because they'll just say, "this is a bad idea, you might fuck up" and it's just gets into my head and shreds every remaining facet of confidence that I have.
>>5725628
>tfw don't want to be seen as a tomboy
>>5725628
Tomboys are supposed to be athletic not couch potatoes.
go the fuck to sleep, you know who you are
>>5725485
do you even lift?
>>5725629
I didn't even have srs yet and why would I give a shit about gay marriage?
>>5725635
Vancouver has an island? Who are you fucking?
>>5725628
Just start doing sports and lifting.
does anyone have the elanna pic that made everyone lose their shit? i need it for a project
>>5725627
I'm hell-a ftm. I don't even know what you look like, friend. D:
Are we girls? I don't feel like I'm a girl.
>>5725631
you're a terrible person
>>5725651
EYY BIPPITY BOPPITY A SPICEY MEAT BALL, MOZZARAGI-SAN
>>5725642
im gonna hurt myself
im gonna kill myself
probably
>>5725654
You do it's Nicole and you are so not ftm you even showed me your dick after being rused Lol.
>>5725654
Tahm, you aren't ftm
>>5725635
Nigga what are you doing out there?
>>5725656
Honestly I don't either, but I don't know what it feels like to be a girl, so who knows right? All I know is I don't feel like a boy and feel more comfortable as a girl. I'm sure once I start hrt it'll help.
>>5725656
No you are not. But that shouldn't stop you from being happy. Just don't be obnoxious about it.
How do I become a qt gamur gurl and get free stuff?
>>5725680
Have big boobs and be really bad at games
>>5725680
get gud
>>5725680
you already do nerd
how do i find boys who want to give me free stuff
>>5725656
Nope. You will never be a girl. I will never be a girl. But, we're not really boys either. The best most transgirls will be able to settle for is looking like a trap, a fugly girl if they're lucky. There's some equivalency to the uncanny valley when it comes to being trans, you can see it with pornstars like Bailey Jay and Sarina Valentina. Sure, they may be attractive, but there's a clear discrepancy between them and any woman who isn't overloaded with plastic. So no. You are not, and will never be a girl.
>>5725680
First you become a girl, get a webcam, act ditz while streaming the flavor of the month game on twitch, and ask for donations constantly. Have people "harass" you too for more sympathy bux.
>>5725692
Good troll friend :^)
>>5725656
even after passing I still don't feel like it
guess I'll just be a cross dressing femboi
>>5725674
Cause I got v&nned cause if Skype and steam. I lost any chance of transitioning after leaving bill so I had to detrans I'm uglier than ever and horribly depressed not lewd material not to say I ever was.
>>5725680
Self-promotion mostly. It might even be easier for you being trans and all.
>>5725699
nice delusional there hon :^)
>>5725685
What if i'm really good at video games?
>>5725691
I'm not sure why they've given me stuff honestly.
Be nice I guess and all my friends are from video games or 4chan.
>>5725692
>tfw fugly girl
>>5725704
Wait wut, which Nicole? Arab Nicole? Which one? You got banned from skype? I'm so confused. D:
>>5725713
Boys don't like girls who are good at games
>>5725713
why you always reply to me with this creepy shit
at least im bad at vidya i guess
>>5725706
Just because your cancerous circle of friends failed transition doesn't mean the rest of us have to compromise. :^)
>>5725450
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>>5725451
well, i mean i rival the elephant man desu.
>>5725481
yay. this is ymy edition
>>5725725
>tfw terribad at games, but don't stand a chance at passing
fucking kill me.
>>5725725
Only because it makes them extremely butthurt when you destroy them but I think it depends on the game too, mmo's are usually the worst if you don't play healer.
Friends dont seem to mind though.
>>5725727
Because I want to do creepy things to you.
>>5725732
That's not me you silly goose. It's just some twitch streamer.
>>5725742
wew agp
>>5725748
Did she actually raise money for Cancer Research?
Fuck mirrors desu
>>5725758
no
no one actually donates to cancer research
>>5725758
I have no idea.
>increased E dosage last week and feeling extremely emotional
>break down crying in the middle of work in front of my boss because he was telling me I was doing something wrong
I am pathetic.
>>5725728
aww, you're cute. Truth is, everyone can spot even "hot" trannies from a mile away because they really just fucking dont look like normal women. Sorry to burst your bubble, hon.
>>5725761
Everything I've ever felt ever
>>5725755
four U
>>5725772
Not really, you're being more girly desu. Can't tell you how many girls do that. Guess it's still pathetic but it's a girly pathetic so A+
>>5725772
It's okay. Most trannies are.
>>5725650
Idk if I want to talk about it here but she's a friend.
Either way I've arrived. Bye bye mtfg!
>>5725680
>be a qt gurl
>play vidya
>git gud
>stream on twitch
>slowly accrue a fanbase
>jew them out of their hard earned shekels
>>5725778
We should break every single one
26 in a week and I've never once spent valentines day with someone or even had a relationship. H-Heres hoping better for next year right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4
>>5725788
No problem. Here's one for the road.
>>5725789
Five stores?
>tfw this valentines day actually made me want to fucking kill myself
>tfw i literally hate everyone rn
>>5725801
Yea. Its doing terribly from what I hear. I get to go to their offices next week, should be fun.
>>5725801
Hate football and the men that play it safe from this feel.
>>5725800
Seeing as you were (or are, depending on your mood) one of those manlets, that's really mean nigga.
Mfw don't know to stay qt boy and kill my self at 25 or go hrt and because some kind of thing and ve somewhat happy, I can just avoid mirrors for the rest of my life right?
>>5725798
Are you cute?
>>5725809
i just tell manlets to go on titty skittles
>>5725800
are you still a gay boy or do you know you're a straight girl again?
>>5725782
Mado, have you posted a pic of yourself?
>>5725782
>tfw no mado gf to comfort me and stroke my hair.
>>5725813
And be failures? Not everyone is insecure as you.
>>5725806
I told you not to be a side chick but you didn't listen
>>5725812
I've been told I am but I never believe it.
>>5725806
I hate you too >>
>>5725822
yay she is back and happy and healthy again
I missed you rawr!
>>5725831
gaaaaaaaay
>>5725822
Guess it's one of your saner periods.
Wat up rawr? How are you holding on the means streets of Chicago? I kinda missed less crazy you.
>>5725825
That's not it its just a small part of a whole bunch of shit
>>5725827
hmu babe ;)
>Pass reasonably
>Voice doesn't though so I can't pose as a girl online and in vidya
>>5725761
in mirrors I don't look bad, but I started taking a lot of pic of myself and I look bad
>>5725832
hows life?
>>5725826
Well were do you live? It might not be too late to have your first valentine
>>5725838
I think i could pass if my voice was better. I'm going to buy some voice training tapes.
>>5725832
n-no
its not gay for two girls to hug
o-or even kiss
its just practice
for the boys
>>5725842
it's ok
>>5725806
>tfw hailey hates you
>>5725838
u don't pass in this pic tho, sorry ;~;
>>5725838
What's with you and Žižek? Don't tell me you visit /lit?
>>5725798
>tfw so dead inside and alone for so long that it being Valentines Day has literally no effect on me.
>>5725823
they're already failures, might as well have fun while failing
>>5725837
No I mean I really do hate you. Remove yourself from this thread and then life.
>>5725846
>not knowing how to kiss a boy without practice
not truetrans
>>5725848
Okay, I hate most people. Yume being the biggest right now. I'll be fine.
>>5725855
uhh BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?!?!
>>5725838
How long does voice training take if you have an "average" male voice? Not deep but not girly.
>>5725857
Did you practice a lot before transition?
>>5725838
Opposite problem. No way I could pass irl, but easily pass over comms.
>>5725864
[spoiler]yeah.[/spoiler]
>>5725850
>Not maining /lit/
Call me when any other board creates something as amazing as this,
http://legacy.litwritesabook.com/public/totalitarian.pdf
>>5725858
>yume being the biggest
I literally warned you a while back, no good comes from attaching yourself emotionally to someone who goes after every person they meet
>>5725857
>ywn know if you can or not
>>5725809
>tfw 6'3
>>5725872
Give us some tips then. Should I slip a finger in his ass while kissing?
>>5725874
>ignoring the "Right now"
dont be a dumbass people get mad sometimes
>live with parents
>my fucking mother is always home, "works" like 2 hours a week by answering phonecalls for my self employed dad and then constantly acts nosy at home
how am i supposed to train my fucking voice? at this rate by the time i need to get out of stealth mode i will have the most jarring voice.
>>5725872
Fuck that's gay nigga. I hope you at least topped.
>>5725873
I am not reading something cobbled together by a bunch of pompous autists. I might as well go to /tv.
>>5725879
yeah, also vomit in his mouth and make sure you ate a ton of garlic beforehand.
>>5725878
All hope is lost.
>tfw chat room is going insane
>>5725884
Your loss, fucking cumswapper.
>>5725886
what does kissing boys feel like?
what does making sex with a boy feel like?
w-what is [spoiler]holding hands[/spoiler[ with a boy like?
if a guy says he likes you for who you are and that your parts are just a "plus," does that mean he's chasing me or just a trans-attracted dude
>>5725892
Can rel8
>>5725858
Failed tranny pls go and take the rest with you
>>5725902
Fine I'll give it a try. But only because you were such a sweet girl.
>>5725908
>>6' vs 5'10"
>>5725903
nice
amazing
lewd
>>5725908
Hanging Dong is a close second for sure, but The Legacy of Totalitarianism in the Tundra is a surreal piece of history and culture.
>>5725916
uhhhhhhh.....BACK THE FUCK O...*fart*
>>5725917
This picture grosses me out
>>5725917
m-maddie?
>>5725470
>tfw bi
>tfw I kissed like three transgirls
I still kissed more guys than girls so I am not that degenerative despite having an even count in bed.
>>5725924
Imma draw a legbut meme what should I draw?
you people are worthless
>>5725819
Yes!!
>>5725821
One day anon, don't lose your dream.
>>5725933
draw gondola drawing a legbutt meme
>>5725935
B A I T
A
I
T
>>5725917
Vaginas are gross, I'm glad I have a penis.
>>5725933
A vagina?
>>5725939
this
>>5725932
do they ever touch your genitals, Melly?
>tfw trying to get friends
>tfw they abandon me the second the find out I'm trans
How does one avoid this? ;_;
hjaelp
>>5725933
toilet gondola or miss cock
>>5725937
will you ever post one again?
>>5725933
Pre-cum soaked penises.
>>5725940
are you really that simple? this is easily the worst general on any board. just cliques of weebs.. most of you are pre transition and act like you know shit
people used to be able to come here for support but now they have to settle for reddit
>>5725927
i fucking wish
>be me
>grinding on this guy last night in my bed while making out
>suddenly become very self-conscious and grossed out by the fact that i have a dick
>go to sleep instead of having sex
vagina when
>>5725945
it wouldn't be sex otherwise.
Although I only had non oral penetration once. wore a condom and everything. The std test came back clean.
>>5725960
>SJW
I'm masochistic, but not *THAT* much
>>5725949
Most likely. Not any new ones though, at least not until my hairs back.
>>5725968
You cut your hair? Why would you ever do such a thing?
>>5725933
can you draw caricatures of all the trips of mtfg in a massive group in anime school girl uniforms
>>5725968
alright, I've just seen most tripfags except you, that cis girl, moap, and some others. When do you think you'll post an old one?
>>5725968
youre a qtie i wanna take a bite outta your thighs :3
>>5725963
>suddenly become very self-conscious and grossed out by the fact that i have a dick
I get that every time I masturbate
I have only ever come properly once since starting hrt
>>5725976
Cause life is cruel... I was forced to get it cut this short for a few reasons but I did need a cut, just not like this senpai.
>>5725978
I'm nothing special, skylarrrr has posted in anon I think but she's such a qt I think people thought she was a literal troll. I haven't seen moap either I don't think. I'm not sure!! just when ever I guess.
>>5725980
Do et then cutie~~
>>5725990
I wish Death by Memes had a physical release. It would go great on vinyl next to my hardcover of Totalitarianism.
>>5725801
maroon and white is a good solid simple color combination but for the love of fuck they need some white pants with an accent stripe or at least some white piping on those uni's fuck damn
>>5725992
when did she do that? and ok i just think you'd be a qt
>>5725992
My sympathies, chijo. Having to get short hair really hurts Iktf. I love you okay.
>tfw really long chin
>will only pass if I literally get bits of my skull scraped off
jesus christ how horrifying
at least tell me the bone doesn't grow back over time? ;-;
>>5726011
bone only repairs fractures it doesn't change shape unless you have that freaky condition that turns every bruise and cut into bone
>>5725631
>38 years old
>looks like a 23 yr old twink at worst
how
>>5725933
did someone say memes
>>5725992
I'm not sure how posting a picture of a cis girl in a passing thread couldn't be considered a troll.
>Dr. Christian Mootson, a recent graduate of QUT had been volunteering as a doctor in Syria. On the 9th of February, he was gunned down by the so called Islamic State, for his work in campaigning the legalization of same-sex marriage in Australia. This tragedy happened just days after ISIS killed 4 homosexual men, who were caught having bareback anal sex in Raqqa.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackpatterson/isis-execute-australian-doctor-269r6
Think I'll ever be able to pass?
>>5726021
i have no fucking idea man but i wish i knew
>>5725965
Find some friends who do
It might take a while
Or wait and go stealth
>fucking myself with my dildo
>thought about douching but whatever
>feeling pretty good
>pull dildo out to add more lube
>ring of runny shit caked around the tip of the penis
well that was gross
>shrug and shove it back in
>>5726031
one day i think you'll come out of your shell. but don't let dysphoria scramble your life. sometimes you gotta accept that life can be hard boiled. it ain't over easy like for cis people. egg.
>going out to dinner with parents
>dad hits another car
h-happy valentines I guess
>>5725999
see:
>>5721053
>>5724334
>>5726061
thanks
>nothing coming up on reverse image search
shes actually a qt
fuckin cis
>>5726022
>All the memes are wrong...
What's your favourite site to shop for clothes mtfg?
>>5726091
Amazon and AliExpress.
>>5725977
Yes but you have to gather the pictures
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