Lesbian General: Not lonely edition
Nobody here feels lonely. Who can feel lonely with friends like these.
I'm lonely but I'm a non passing MtF who is also ugly but would any of you e-date me?
Remove trannies.
I'm engaged to my gal pal
She proposed to me :3
It gets better once you give up all hope and accept the circumstances
Girlfriends should be a basic human right.
Tried and failed to flirt at a house party last night.
I can't tell if I'm just extremely unattractive, try to hit on the wrong people, or am just bad at flirting. Could quite possibly be all three.
I never went to a single party in high school and now in college I've only gone to two "real" house parties, so I have no idea how to even begin flirting with girls in a party setting. The talent escapes me.
Any of you secretly in love with your best friend?
Do you perv on them like in this animu?
>>5725457
You could always try OKcupid
Online dating isn't shameful, being queer makes it hard to find other queer ppl
>>5725467
I don't have friends or someone to fall in love with.
I wonder what being in love is like.
>>5725467
All my friends are male.
>>5725467
>liking your friends besides platonically
Who does that.
>>5725533
Last year I ended up having a crush on my best friend but I never came out with it coz it'd make things weird and I didn't wanna lose them.
I have a partner now and I no longer crush on my friend
We're all gonna make it.
>>5725550
Happy for you then.
>>5725467
Well, there is this friend who would say things like "women's body is more beautiful than men's", "I read that women are not completely heterosexual", "I'm tired of men"…
But then, she said "I wish I could like girls". Sigh. I actually tease her a bit, but she does not know that I am a lesbian so I end up feeling bad if I joke too much.
>>5725409
why didnt you propose to her first? youre obviously a straight pillow-princess who is just using her.
>>5725599
>women are more beautiful
>I'm tired of men
>I read that women are not completely heterosexual
This new age freedom to explore sexuality is really rusting my jimmies. Now you have all these straight chicks believing they can just experiment and test the label out, molding it to how they see fit. Don't trust them when they say they're tired of dudes or some other shit around those lines. Red flag right there.
>>5725519
>>5725626
Bisluts pls leave.
>>5725533
literally 99.9% of the LA/Hollywood lesbians I know. They all end up dating their former platonic friends, remain friends with ex girlfriends, and watch their ex girlfriends date their platonic friends.
It's driving me crazy desu.
>>5725626
>boys
>cute
lol
>>5725623
I get what you are saying, but it's probably confusing to be a heterosexual woman. I don't think """straight""" women are attracted to men(s' bodies).
I think straight women are attracted to their own bodies, and use men as an accessory that enhances their own attractiveness. or they like to experience their own body being appreciated without feeling any kind of distraction or jealousy from another female body being involved
heterosexuality in women is actually a form of sexual narcissism.
>>5725626
trannies leave!
>>5725688
w/e they just need to lay off. It's hard enough finding a lesbian that's attracted to you, available, and compatible - but now we have all these confused straights. And you know desperate lesbians have been ensnared by them only to be hurt by the big reveal.
>>5725623
Thank you, anon. I know she says those things because she is not over her last relationship and has been through some important personal problems.
I like her as a friend and nothing more. Although I am not going to lie: it would be great to have a female friend who I could talk to about girls freely. Oh well.
>>5725743
Would you settle for a Skype and/or Steam friend?
>>5725743
We're all faggots here. Happy to talk about girls whenever.
>>5725533
This is the only way I have ever fallen for someone. I can't imagine what it's like to meet a stranger with the intention of fucking them or dating and eventually falling in love. The only people I've ever had crushes on were close friends of mine.
How do you fall in love with someone without knowing them and being their friend first? You could be totally incompatible or have nothing in common!
>>5725895
how can you pretend to be friends with someone who you are secretly crushing on with without feeling like a creepy friend-zoned nice-guy?
Hey lesgen, why do you think women statistically are less likely to get to be a "brilliant" mind than men? Is it something biological? Is it something social? Socioeconomic? Is the patriarchy really holding women down in the western world even these days? Pls respond.
I ask this here because in other sites I would get trolled to death by neckbeards or accused of being a troll by SJWs, and I want the opinions of women in this matter.
hello fellow women, would you like a slice of pizza? perhaps I can interest you in some bangs or hormones that I received illegally?
no? well how about I use my penis on you?
>>5726050
You missed the tranny general.
>>5726055
my mistake
they hugbox real good and proper over there
have a lewd gif as recompense
>>5725649
Why? I'm Texan and that's how I function, too. Don't be a spaz. The dating pool is too small to worry about cross-contamination. It's just going to happen.
>>5725890
I really want to buy that shirt. Guess I'm a sucker after all, they just weren't doing the right targeting.
>>5726064
it's still gross. I understand it, but that doesn't mean i have to like it.
>>5726089
Fair enough. I guess I do like it, though, it means you already know you're going to get along with someone when you start fucking them.
>>5726092
not necessarily. Lots of good friends start to get on each others nerves when they become roommates. Lots of friends start to get aggravated with each other when they become girlfriends.
>>5725457
Just learn to get comfy in parties first before worrying about flirting.
>>5726038
There's no carrot for the reward and a big stick for punishment, hence little motivation.
>>5725457
>so I have no idea how to even begin flirting with girls in a party setting.
Watch what guys do...
>>5726330
Don't do this. Guys are obnoxious and clumsy, and most straight girls bemoan how awful they are at stirring up the heart.
Does anyone not bother to challenge people's assumptions that you're straight and just let yourself be pigeon holed as the token Uninterested/Happy To Be Single friend?
Made a new female friend yesterday and...
>Are you celebrating Valentine's Day with a boyfriend? (No) Meet any cute guys lately? (Lmao never) Are you looking for a man or just content to stay single? (Neither but I guess column B)
>I've never dated- I'm not really into guys.
>I so get you! There are so many gross guys and relationships are not worth the drama. I'm so glad I have my girl friends to rely on.
>Yeah. I'd much rather have a girlfriend.
>Totally, I don't know what I'd do without my BFFs. My last boyfriend was blah blah blah...
Not like I have a relationship history or anyone I'm interested in, so I'm not exactly namedropping pronouns in casual conversation because I have no one to speak of. And it's nicer if people think of me as independent or whatever rather than some lonely dyke. Anyone relate?
>>5726505
That's actually solidly funny, anon. I can't relate at all, I came out at 15 and had enough experience by adulthood to have to be actively lying if I came into a situation like that.
>>5726347
I disagree. Or at least I'd amend that to say, "watch what successfully flirtatious guys do." Ignore the obvious dumb-asses. I've noticed a huge amount of overlap between how I successfully flirt with women and how my straight guy friends successfully flirt with women.
>>5725457
Just be proactive in engaging her in conversation, friendly, attentive, try to be funny, and keep a casual informal demeanor. It's best not to be overtly sexual, but if you can do it in a silly, goofy, nonchalant, and disarming way, it doesn't always come off as creepy and gross (you probably shouldn't attempt that though).
So how is this different from non-flirtatiously talking with someone? Not very different. Most of the flirting happens through body language, eyes, tone, etc (these aren't things you should force, they should just happen naturally). Just have a good conversation with a lot of eye contact, drunken close-talking, etc. If, at some point, the conversation starts to stagger, don't panic. If you've been vibeing on each other for a while, a lull in the conversation can be a good opportunity to SLOWLY go in for the kiss. Maybe say something like, "I like you," first, so you aren't kissing her immediately after a conversation about finding roadkill; put that buffer in there.
>>5726347
>most straight girls bemoan how awful they are
True, a lot of guys are clueless, but take straight girl's are a bad source of information. They live in a warped reality where they don't have to be proactive about flirting unless they want to. don't take straight girls' advice about how to get a girlfriend or how to pleasure a woman in bed. I've made this mistake, and I won't make it again. Most of them have never seduced a girl, gotten a girlfriend, or had sex with a girl in their life. They don't know how to get another girl off, most of them don't even know how to get themselves off.
>>5726594
>most of them don't even know how to get themselves off.
Yep!!!
>>5726646
It isn't only straight girls, my gf can't really do it either
>>5726594
Or you could just take a look at yourself and understand what someone could say to you that would make you like them. Then apply that to other women. When guys hit on me it's just uncomfortable and pathetic. When women flirt they have this twinkle in their eye, this special tone of voice, and their hints are largely subtle. They like charm, wit and charm, and a good dose of confidence. They don't want you feeling intimidated by them, they want to know you're at least on their level.
>>5726505
I don't feel compelled to tell everyone unless it's necessary to avoid confusion. The simplest, most direct answers are usually all it takes.
>Do you have a boyfriend?
>No.
But where I'm from they also ask
>Do you have a girlfriend?
>....No ;_;
And they can usually pick up on it because my voice trembles and I start hugging my daki.
so lesgen, i had valentine's day plans last night and ended up spending the night at someone's house. i found out from my brother and his girlfriend that apparently last evening, someone came into my house, opened and closed my bedroom door, and stayed here for a few hours. my brother and his girlfriend thought it was me, but it most definitely was not me.
im really concerned. i mean do i call the police? what the fuck do you even do in this situation?
>>5726661
Is there anything missing?
>>5726661
That's seriously weird... I dunno, maybe leave your webcam recording on your laptop/ PC when you're away and if it happens again you can find out what's going on. Police probably won't be able to help you unless you have something substantial
>>5726658
>When women flirt they have this twinkle in their eye, this special tone of voice, and their hints are largely subtle. They like charm, wit and charm, and a good dose of confidence. They don't want you feeling intimidated by them, they want to know you're at least on their level.
The best guys are that way too.
>>5726661
>>5726695
Get new locks asap.
>>5726661
Scary shit. Go full paranoia. Check for any hidden cams, make sure there's no hiding places (I always remember that serial killer who hid in this lady's house for hours waiting to kill her when she got home), get a fucking guard dog.
>>5726710
Go away bisexual, go away.
>>5726719
>>5726710
i did check my room for cameras, found nothing. there arent really any hiding places in my room, i checked my closet. i dont have much decoration outside of bookshelves and a nightstand. i do have a guard dog, two in fact. one did actually bark a bunch whenever the person got in, but my brother and his girlfriend didnt think anything of it, and they left the front door unlocked.
im going full paranoia. im actually kind of genuinely concerned it could have been one of my ex girlfriends, because it would be really fucking poetic to "surprise" me on valentine's day, and definitely something she would fucking do.
>>5726743
>because it would be really fucking poetic to "surprise" me on valentine's day, and definitely something she would fucking do
Oh god that would be so fucking hilarious. I hope she set up an elaborate plan to kidnap you and drag you to some remote location for "romance"
>>5726743
It's Santa.
What's the best city for lesbians? My area feels like it's all gay men and elderly butch dykes. America only please, because I only know badly mangled Spanish and ASL
>>5726775
i hear seattle and portland are heaven, but ive never been myself
chicago sucks
>>5726727
Who says I like guys. They just like hitting on me.
>>5726775
I'm from portland. It's all I've ever known so I'm not sure how other cities fare. I just know I want to get out of it because I want to get far away from my family and start really being gay. Lesbians are unavoidable here, but so are the bisexuals, pansexuals, queers, and every word you can think of. I'm not finding my wife here.
>>5726784
>that damage control
Get gone, ho.
>>5726695
>and running an antivirus scan now
AHAHAHAHHAH
Just reinstall the OS and check your computer for any hardware keyloggers or other weird hardware installed. And seconding the anon that told you to change your locks.
>>5726775
I've been told Boston or NYC are good options.
>>5725649
>remain friends with ex girlfriends
Absolutely not. Or maybe my exes are just particularly shitty.
>>5726038
Surely there could be social factors as well. But I guess there's some biology to it, contributing to an overall difference in intelligence/aptitude between women and men in various areas.
What I do think is a major issue is how typically female characteristics in behavior/skill/intelligence is often downplayed by both genders, but particularly women themselves. Sure, you won't develop new technologies by being a secretary or invent medical treatments as a nurse, but does that automatically mean that having good organizing and people skills isn't as worth as tech skills or just plain "intelligence"?
Even if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't do Valentine's day. I don't want anyone telling me when I should be showing her I love her. I'll do it everyday, all the time. She won't have to ever bring it into question.
>>5726959
Believe me, it's nice to have a cultural card to play to tell the rest of the world to fuck off for a bit so you can concentrate on loving her.
>>5726661
your bro and his gf probably fucked in your room. they told you that someone broke in so that you will suspect a burglar/stalker instead of them in case you notice things have shifted around.
>>5726650
>it isn't only straight girls
>my gf can't do it either
Uh... I don't know how to break it to you, anon...
Why don't more and more grills join the Seed Dating app?
>>5727111
Riiiggght!!!
>>5727111
>>5727111
Implying she's straight? I kinda doubt that, we've been together for over four years and it feels like a pretty secure relationship. Oh well, time will tell I guess.
I am so sorry, lesbos.
I am so, so sorry.
I fucked up, I fucked everything up. I had a girl for valentines today.
But I completely fucked it up.
I clipped my nails, but neglected to manicure, file or moisturize.
They were probably a little rough in her pussy.
I will accept whatever judgement the dyke council sees fit to cast down on me.
>>5727111
Trips don't lie. But it reminds me of this post I saw once where a straight girl talked about being married to a lesbian. She said she wasn't attracted to her, but she isn't interested in anyone else. So I guess it could have a 1/1 millionth chance of working.
>>5727049
I do that anyway. Valentines has deteriorated in import over the years.
>>5727321
EXILE. I hope you didn't give her an infection, anon.
>>5725350
Looks like two kids going through a phase trying to be different and special desu.
>>5727383
Why? Because they're young and feminine? What must they style themselves to look like in order to be accepted as doing homosexual things?
>>5727383
Looks like you're butthurt and socially isolated.
>>5727414
They also just don't look into. They are clearly just two kids posing for the picture so they can be apart of the cool club.
>>5727428
P R O J E C T I O N
Jesus christ, you're sad. A face caress, lips open for tongue that isn't being seen, eyes closed and faces in concentration, one of them is even pulling the other against her. Being a dyke isn't even cool and hasn't been for a long time. They're in denim, you retard. There's no way they're angling for fad-riding.
>>5727455
What would I be projecting?
Yeah, all the same stuff women do in other poses for this stuff. And being gay is totally in right now, all about getting them oppression points. And what is wrong with denim? Denim jackets are pretty cool yo.
This is so true >>5727049
>>5727321
Next time rub your nails on your jeans, and that will smooth them off.
>>5727470
Denim is for losers. It's electing to be a loser, even. Gay isn't the fad thing, the fad is made up gender shit and pansexual circuses and asexuality. You're projecting your bitterness on them.
>tfw had a date planned for tomorrow but I'm still so sick that my voice is destroyed
I'm hoping for a miraculous recovery by tomorrow
>>5727556
Just go with a bad voice. It's cute.
>too shy to hit on anyone or actively look for a gf
>guys have flirted with me but I'm not interested in men at all so I've just never kissed or had sex
>girls probably all think I'm straight
>I will never get a qt gf
>>5727582
The date idea was making taco's together and some homemade guacamole, and then watching some spooky movies and cuddling, but if I'm sick, then I'm going to get her sick when cuddling eventually leads to making out and all that other fun stuff.
If I'm not mostly better tomorrow then I'll cancel it and reschedule it for later.
So I'm in San Francisco with a bunch of my heterosexual friends for spring break.
Wat do?
>>5727588
stop acting like a straight girl and hit on someone. even if you fail, at least chicks will know you're a lesbian and be more likely to go after you.
Why the fuck can't I be lonely? I should be allowed to feel bad about bad stuff.
>>5727534
The fad is anything that is different.
And acid washed Jean jackets are the shit.
>>5727596
Oh, it's you. You can get me sick, anon. I don't mind.
>>5727494
I was wearing a skirt ;-;
>>5727641
idk...
I've been sick for like 5 days now and I think it's only getting worse. I caught it from my sister and she got over it in 3 days....
I'm so frustrated right now because I just started working as a receptionist for a big hotel and I've been sicker than I've been in 10 years while I'm trying to learn how to do my job.
>>5727633
Do you have enough oppression points? You need to cash in a lot before you're allowed to feel bad
>>5727621
go to The Mission district and bark at gay looking latinas. They might beat you up and mug you, but they also might fuck you, so go take that chance.
>>5725394
pics
>>5727656
As long as they don't make me eat Mexican food, I'm down
How do I make girls like me lesgen? I'm trying to be less rude. And more femme. Should I just assume that I'm a repulsive horrible person or is being self-deprecating bad? I'm so lonely.
>>5727652
5 days, talk to a doc. has anything changed in how you are sick? If so, a secondary bacterial infection may have set in.
>>5727667
>won't eat mexican food
You are a low and broken person.
>>5727668
start dieting go to a 24hr gym. don't leave until you are worthy of love.
>>5727668
Being self deprecating is bad. When you put yourself down, you put pressure on others to keep you up. That's kind of stressful, to have to constantly give compliments, lest she feels bad about herself. Be confident, but not arrogant. Introduce yourself and give her the limelight. Bitches love attention. Talk to her about stuff that interests her. Do it naturally. Make her feel special.
>>5727688
3spicy5me
>>5727680
2 days was a really bad sore throat that only presented at night
3 stuffy nose
4 hoarse voice and stuffy voice
5 hoarse voice, stuffy nose, and impaired breathing
>>5727689
I'm 115 pounds and I can run 10ks. I WISH fitness was my problem because I'm very motivated and I love exercise/eating healthy and whatever. It's just my shitty personality/style choices. I bought a bunch of new clothes recently to look more girly, and I'm getting used to wearing them. I'm also growing my hair out.
>>5727691
Errughhh. I try to be nice to girls, but I also assume they find me repulsive, so I avoid them whenever I can. Someone told me they thought I didn't like them a while ago because I acted like that, but it's a habit. Don't the majority of straight girls dislike gay girls? I don't want anyone to think I'm hitting on them.
>>5727688
>eating that greasy subhuman "food"
Here is more content for you lovely ladies.
>>5727707
You're causing unnecessary tension between you and other girls. Just act normal, and don't hit on straight girls. Don't you have any lesbian friends?
>>5727677
jeeze I don't think it was actually that bad, just mildly abrasive.
I usually pride myself on having dreamy soft fingers though
>>5727718
I don't have friends at all. I went to the LGBT club at my uni once, but I was too nervous to talk to anyone so I just sat there for a while and then left.
>>5727710
depends on the type.
>>5727718
you're probably right though
>hoped in-game wife would pop in to hang out together
>she's too busy spending it with her real life girlfriend, who nearly broke up with her last month for not agreeing to an open relationship
A-at least I've got (wo)man's best friends to keep me company: a cat, a dog, and a lot of alcohol.
>>5725424
This is some solid advice right here.
>>5727725
Kek, I don't blame you for that though, LGBT reunions are just awful.
>over the summer I attend to a tech convention organized by murrikans and there is a LGBT event
>why.jpg but still curious
>decide to go just for a bit
>suddenly transfats with coloured hair, a weird girl with beard, a sissy autistic gayman and a bunch of feminist pansexuals
>literally everyone there but the gayman was biologically a woman except no one was a lesbian
>they begin to talk about diversity in tech and all the times they have gotten harrassed
>don't know what to say, I just wanted to meet a qt girl and talk to her about software communism and shit
>can barely follow spoken English anyway
>after an hour there is a break and never return
>>5725975
How presumptuous.
>pretend to be friends with someone
We ARE friends. Not pretending. I already said I couldn't see starting a relationship with someone I wasn't friends with.
>feeling like a creepy friend-zoned nice-guy
I don't get how that parallels at all? I don't feel cheated or slighted if I have a secret crush on a friend, and I certainly wouldn't blame her for not liking me back. I know boundaries and even if it sucks knowing that I can't be with her (in this case, a friend whom I moved away from for university) our friendship goes on as normal. It's not like I spend all our time together undressing her with my eyes. Having a crush on somebody doesn't turn you into an objectifying creep.
I think the Tumblrs call it "demisexual"? Where you're only attracted to people after already having a close connection/friendship with them. I certainly wouldn't label it as its own sexuality, but I don't think it's that unusual.
>>5727800
Oh god that sounds horrible. But basically my situation at the uni... The only 'lgbt' people are pansexual genderspecials who don't actually want to date girls ever. Maybe part of the reason I don't fit in with that crowd. Where does one find all the other chill lesbians who aren't like that?
>>5727841
Basically all wanna-be bisluts realized being a bislut was now too mainstream and just decided to change their label to the new hotness that is "pansexual". Fuck the LGBT, cancerous as shit.
Only here in lesgen I've found chill lesbians but of course they are on yuropoor or something.
>>5727855
I get what you're saying about pansexuals. It's just the new bi, and they ALWAYS want to mention it in conversation even if it isn't related. It makes me feel ashamed to be a lesbian honestly.
Yeah what's up with all the cool lesbians living in europe/brazil.
>>5727428
Being gay was never cool. Posing is duck lips kiss on the cheek. Straight girls wouldn't dare full-on kiss each other
>>5727865
Free as in freedom, etc. GPL is basically communism, I prefer the BSD licence or better yet no licence at all because who the fuck cares who you are and what you made; if it's important the Jews will take it anyway.
>>5727872
Maybe because yurop is not as crazy feminism heavy as murrika? Although you have places like Sweden.
>>5727865
Advances in automation necessitate a communist revolution. Artificial Intelligence in software and robotics will take your job, do it better than you, cheaper than you; and AI will steal your girlfriend, love her more than you, and fuck her better. We need a communist system where government bureaucrats will assign you a job that you cannot be fried from and a girlfriend who is not allowed to dump you or cheat on you with an android.
>>5727891
Now, when you say the Jews, do you actually mean the ethnic group of Jews or do you mean a memey and nonspecific reference to financial/political/business elites?
>>5727891
Oh no, I live in 'murica too, I just don't like a lot of the the lgbt girls here. Maybe I just haven't met the right one. It feels like it's only the lgbt people who are obsessed with being oppressed who actually congregate.
>>5727923
probably because being obsessed with group think like that predicts that they will want to be in groups more and will push people like us away.
>>5727534
>and asexuality
Nah, not everyone cares about or gets excited over sex. There are obviously people who completely obsess over sex, so if that exists thne you have to allow that there's an opposite end to that spectrum of enthusiasm.
>>5727633
You are allowed. I hope you find a quiet place to process your emotions, anon.
>>5727701
If you're not already going, consider therapy. You don't need to have some big obvious problem or trauma to discuss, but professionally guided self-reflection will do wonders for a shitty personality.
>>5727707
If you assume that a person finds you repulsive, you automatically act kind of distance and cold so that you're less vulnerable and you shield yourself in preparation for the inevitable rejection, but the only thing that makes it inevitable is this attitude. No one will think you're hitting on them if you don't act like you are. Realize everyone is nervous and flawed and human, and that you deserve to be just as happy and safe and confident as the people around you. I think you should consider therapy too, as it sounds like you have a pretty bad self esteem problem and flawed coping mechanisms that holding you back. It all gets better though, nonnie, just hang in there.
>>5727872
Gender fluid is the new "I'm not like other girls."
>>5727950
But anon, it isn't cute to ramble about Jews. It is cute to ramble about 'elites'.
>>5727958
I won't ramble about "da joos" with a normie I just met of course, I'm not that hopeless yet.
>>5727964
On second thought I'm changing my mind, a racist Jew hating girlfriend would be pretty cute if she was quiet around normie friends.
>>5727947 You're a saint anon. I hope you have a great week.
>>5727946 Yeah. That.
>>5727980
S-stop teasing me, anon.
>>5727980
I agree. I'd rather date a girl who was rabidly right-wing than a tumblrina.
>>5727991
I would date green hair desu, then have her cheat on me with a man like always.
>>5727950
>have the robots do everything
They tried that in Dune and the Matrix and the robots took over. Humans had to rebel and start doing work again. Best case scenario, humans will become like zoo animals watched over by a civilization of AIs. This isn't good. humans should continue working. Robots should be restricted to menial jobs like sweat-shop worker and prostitute.
>>5727990
She's right, though, I wish I had a gf that was willing to name the jew. Then again, part of why I'm a virgin is that I hate liberals so eh.
>>5727990
Its ok it probably wont work because you probably arent a latina
I love my latinas like I love my takis
>>5727995
My worst fear is that I'll finally get a girlfriend but it will be too good to be true and then she'll dump me because she wants to date a guy. My gentle heart cannot take that desu
>>5727841
One of my best friends started to get involved in our schools queer union and now she's having an existential crisis because she really wanted to have a good social community and be able to help people, but the queer politics are so fucked and ass backwards, and there's no real place for the L or G in LGBTQPIA+++++ anymore.
Anyways I spend half my time laughing and half sympathizing with her. Thankfully there's plenty of queers on this campus that aren't.... "QUEERS" if ykwim, so the friend/dating pool is still viable.
>>5727998
>muh normie apocalypse-wanking fiction
>muh singularity
Fuck off, you know nothing about AI or how programmed things operate, stupid fuck.
>>5727980
>racist Jew hating girlfriend would be pretty cute
tfw no jew hating, sheet wearing, AK47 firing, face hiding, mohammed worshiping, bacon eschewing, alcohol avoiding, explosive vest wearing, goat roasting, hummus grinding, tunnel digging, apostate killing, adulterer stoning, husband obeying, koran reading, mortar and missile hoarding, qtp2t palestinian girlfriend.
>>5728003
I'm latina, just not the type with mixed native blood.
>>5728009
Ugh how do I find one. I would be the most loyal girlfriend ever if she could look past the fact that I'm sometimes retarded and salty as fuck and talk about boring politics stuff a lot.
>>5728020
well then
whatsup bb, u come here often?
>>5728019
>not wanting a natsoc gf whose only degenerate "flaw" is being a dyke
Top pleb.
>>5728025
I'm Kek so don't get your hopes too high.
Also I feel bad for the other anons replying to me not knowing this. I'm sorry.
>>5727991
your pic:
>I'm looking for a partner in crime.
>>5728019
>tfw no girlfriend to report you to the authorities and get you chucked off a building.
We all know that feel anon.
>>5728024
I know that feel too, man.
>tfw almost at my one-year mark of being single/getting laid
>>5728063
>tfw exactly 1 year after my gf told me she'd never love me and broke up with me, I bumped into her at my favorite restraunt with another girl
I showed her that place. We spent so many late nights talking and drinking the shitty coffee. And then I had to run into her on the exact day I broke up with her 1 year prior. My life is a tragic comedy to some outside observer I'm sure.
>>5728074
Fuck its late and I'm super duper sick.
*The exact date she broke up with me.
>>5727947
Go away dumblr. "Asexual" is the new crossfit. No one needs to hear about your vegan diet. Just leave.
>>5728063
Try ever.
> some asshole guy does a bunch of lewd things to me in middle school.
> literally no sexual activity after that, especially not with girls.
> in uni now
> tfw no sex memories besides gross-smelling dick being stuck in my mouth/ass and teenage male aggression.
>tfw no girlfriend to make new memories with.
>killme.png
>>5728092
Gross. Go talk about your sexual fantasies somewhere else, bislut.
>>5728007
That's every lesbian's worst nightmare. One of the many reasons we resent bisexuals. My worst fear is having a girlfriend and then her getting preggers and then the dad be a deadbeat and she doesn't have anyone to help her so I'm stuck being a cuck and raising his kid. Like in that story by Neil Gaiman. Except in my version I let both of them die.
>>5728101
Fuuuckk you. As if you've never done stupid shit in middle school? I hate guys and I regret it more than anything. Even when I do get a girlfriend I'm afraid she'll think I'm gross because of it if I tell her.
>>5727982
Ahh, I'm not sure which response this is in reaction to but thank you! Well, now I definitely will have a great week. :)
>>5725350
me on the far left getting hugged by that qt
>be from r9k
>be lonely, male
>came here looking for the MTF thread desu
>see lesgen on the top row
>enter thread and look at the pictures
>instantly feel better
how does science work?
>>5728111
>doing anything sexual in middle school
100% degenerate. You must have just started uni, losing your virginity that early is ridiculous.
>>5728111
I was homeschooled during middleschool so no, heh. In elementary school and kindergarten I got abused by other girls, like a truLESBIAN.
Bislut pls.
>>5728090
>Some people don't care about a thing
>Internet fad
404 logic not found.
This was a genuinely funny comment though, gg.
>>5728124
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a degenerate. Again, I would redo it if I could because it was disgusting and horrible. I can't do anything about it now, it was 6 years ago.
>>5728125
What part of man-hating lesbian do you not get. Am I gonna be forever alone cause I sucked a dick one time senpai?
>>5728125
>homeschooled
>probably mentally disabled
should we really be judging others?
how many lesbians look like the girls in the op tho. what if you are all obese tumblrinas?
>>5728124
>bc 13 year olds are so good at making life choices
>>5728111
Yeah you should be embarrassed. Kill yourself now because you're worthless at this point.
I think this thread got derailed. Can I go home now?
>>5728111
>>5728139
Forget them. Not every lesbian has this 4chan mentality. There are plenty of girls who will listen to your story and not judge, and want to help you heal. There are girls who have gone through this themselves. Finding this out would not taint my opinion of you at all and anyone who thinks otherwise has bigger flaws that discount them from being a kind, empathetic girlfriend before you even get around to telling them your backstory. Your past is your past. I promise you're not "tainted" or disqualified from being a "true lesbian" or any other nonsense. You are not a degenerate. I do think you should go to therapy though, regardless of how long ago this was, if you haven't already because this was a genuinely traumatic experience and you owe it to yourself to not let it control any part of you and to be happy and healthy.
Sorry, it's just that this 4chan Discourse reached such a level of shittiness that I wanted to assure you that this conversation is not real life.
>>5728169
Jesus, I hope you're miserable. Oh look, my wish came true.
i didn't mean to derail it. im just saying what if the people judging you are fat.
>>5728169
>implying I'm not already ashamed and suicidal
> implying I don't know already
do you even pay attention
>>5728178
I get off on being told to kill myself.
Why else would I go on 4chan desu
>>5728178
why is your solution to everything therapy
>>5728178
>help you heal
What the fuck, she wasn't raped you dipshit. She's just a self-hating bisexual. From you're post I'm under the impression you're one of them too. You have your own thread, go ruin it.
>>5728125
>I got abused by other girls,
...go on.
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what if gold star lesbians are fat? that's why boys never touched them.
>>5728209
You clearly never met a boy. All fat girls I know are annoying straight girls with equally fat boyfriends.
>>5728215
boys only show their penises to the cute girls.
>>5728209
If you count a bj not being a gold star I guess? I've had many many opportunities to date guys after that, I just turned them down.
>>5728218
so lesgen is -not- fat? i just think of overweight tumblrinas with short dyed hair and odd piercings claiming "gold star" lesbian status and bullying the qt bi girls who are femme.
>>5728218
Most lesbians are fat and gold stars have never EVER done anything with a guy (who will literally fuck anything) so yes.
>>5728229
well my entire point is that "gold star" is a meme - they never had the chance to do anything with a boy, not that they are these qt femme lesbians that absolutely turned down every guy every because they knew that they liked girls since they were a small child.
>>5728233
>>>>middle school
learn to read pls
>>5728197
Lmao this is a legitimate question but it is kind of fix-all solution since there are therapists for every problem. Plus everyone could benefit from it.
>>5728198
"It was disgusting and horrible," "I'm ashamed and suicidal." Clearly there is healing that needs to be had here. Also >>5728215 doesn't sound consensual. I do have my own thread and it's this one.
>>5728230
Isn't "femme" a lesbian-only descriptor? So no bi femme girls? What's the consensus on this?
all im saying is - what if these "gold star" lesbians that are bullying you right now in lesgen are fat girls that you would never date anyway?
>>5728234
I've never met a fat lesbian. Like ever. I'm from Portland. There are only lesbians here. All fat girls have been bi and they have some hairy boyfriend they want a threesome with.
>>5728230
What is with your obsession with weight? You sound like some dude trying to coax anons into posting their faces.
>>5728236
I've known since that incident where I realized I wasn't bi, but how would the average kid know when they're still developing their identity.
>>5728239
being "femme" is purely a physical description.
butch and femme.
>>5728243
all I'm saying is - they are.
They're not bullying me, just projecting their own insecurities onto my experiences.
I'm not insecure about being a lesbian at all, so it doesn't bother me.
>>5725457
post pics, if you look like eggman or something I'll break out the good advice, else you just gotta seem comfortable,
Did/is anyone try to change their appearance before coming out? Like losing weight, growing out your hair long, etc so that you wouldn't confirm stereotypes?
>>5728260
>dude
>r9k
I appreciate you being nice to me but male pls go
lesbians have been around for all of human history yet there is so little literature about them. lesbian awareness month when?
>>5728277
I'm in the process of doing that. The last thing I need to work on is long hair.
>>5728260
>r9k
>thinks gold star means they aren't attractive enough for boys
>thinks boys have standards whatsoever
Oh my god.
>>5728278
ok, but have you ever shit posted on r9k? if you answer "yes", do you realize the hypocrisy here by implying i am an invader in your girl only safe space?
>>5728279
lesbians were pretty hated. I don't blame them for not talking about it for fear of being stoned.
>>5728277
I'm doing that, but at the same time I'm a gay male who doesn't know why they're on lesgen right now.
>>5728286
I've never been on r9k dumb stupid male
You talk like you have a disability
>>5728288
God please leave
>>5728287
that's true. women did get burned at the stake during the Salem witch trials.
i'm just trying to expand my awareness and not encroach or court any gay women.
plus its not any of my business, i am just curious because if possible i would like to avoid falling for gay women.
>>5728294
I didn't say I was complaining I was specifically saying it didn't bother me. Did you focus on any parts of my posting other than the fact that I've 'been with' a guy?
>>5728290
you have never been on r9k but you know i am from r9k?
okay.
>>5728303
BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE. Do you have a disability? I'm just asking. What the fuck is your posting.
Ok ladies. Let's brainstorm how to address the male question. And by that I mean let's vote on how we're going to begin the male genocide.
>>5728305
i don't know why you are so hostile desu. have fun.
>>5728288
Sweet, that makes me feel less alone then! What goals have you achieved? Do you worry that people will read into you regardless of how hard you try to avoid being a typical lesbian? Like if someone thought you were loud, suddenly you're the Loud Abrasive Lesbian instead of it just being another personality trait.
>>5728288
What are your appearance goals? I can think of behavioral stereotypes about gay men, but not really appearance based ones (aside from flamboyant clothes which no one actually wears outside of cartoons).
>>5728320
i understand. i usually don't post in lesgen at all, i just got bored of r9k and saw the op and i got curious.
>>5728306
>>5728303
Samefag.
>>5728320
Ok. I fully understand your point, and I concede that i am a worthless piece of trash. I'm sorry for offending you senpai.
>>5728324
>I usually don't post in lesgen
Gee, I wonder why. Now go away, this thread doesn't concern you in the sligthest. Oh shut up and just lurk.
>>5728244
>fellow pdx les
Wonder if I've ever matched w/ anyone from lesgen on Tinder/OkC...
>>5728320
Don't rupture a vein there lil guy.
>>5728327
>I concede that i am a worthless piece of trash. I'm sorry for offending you senpai.
You better be, you fucking slut.
>mfw I get off on making bisexuals miserable
>>5728344
mfw when i get off on goldstars telling me I'm trash.
What else should I do besides kill myself?
>>5728344
>anime reaction pictures.
on r9k, this poster would be accused of being a MTF shitposter.
just saying. and ya im still here and posting ..
>>5728348
get out. Salty-chan is my favorite poster rn.
>>5728218
lesbians and straight men have a much higher BMI than straight women and gay men, respectively. An NIH funded Harvard study thinks that this is because lesbians have ‘low athletic self-esteem’.
I think it's because when you're not worried about "the oppressive male gaze" you let your body go to shit.
>>5728352
im just saying.. MtF trannies love shitposting where ever they may be.
as a veteran r9k poster, using 2d anime girl reaction images is the hallmark of the MtF shitposter, from r9k to v and perhaps lesgen as well.
>>5728320
Dude, you are the "we can't be nice on principle" filth that other people refer to when they talk about 4chan. Website elitism is stupid.
>>5728339
Sorry everyone is losing their shit over your presence. Hope your post v-day blues subside- treat yourself to some chocolate while it's on sale!
also, a MtF transbian is technically a "gold star" lesbian since she's a woman and has never done anything with a male before.
>>5728358
Fuck off already, retard. That's why nobody likes you, be it IRL, and even on 4chan.
>>5728344
>tfw no verbally abusive gold-star dyke gf
>>5728358
>>5728363
thanks, you too. i am going to buy cute jeans for my friend and maybe i'll get some chocolate for her too.
apparently we have the same leg length, and she wanted my grey jeans that i was wearing so i said i would get her a pair in her size so its not all loose and baggy looking.
>>5728369
You successfully derailed the thread with your shitposting. Congratulations.
>>5728375
i wasn't trying to shit post. people just got mad at me for being a big fat void of sucking up attention.
i know it.
>>5728379
I'm curious as to why men always do this. Women don't go in your /r9k/ threads or in gaygen to shitpost. But there is always a salty gay or straight retard who goes here to shitpost and talk about him. Are you that self-centered?
>>5728344
come back and argue with us more
>>5728347
Nothing. I grew tired of you. I'm not aroused anymore.
>>5728357
People pick out what they want to see. Overweight woman with buzzcut? Lesbian. Skinny man with high voice? Gay man. Amazingly enough I don't have a buzzcut, my bmi (although bmi isn't accurate) is 20, and I've never hit anyone. Studies done on the lesbians are especially iffy since there are so few of us in one spot, so few of us out, and so few of us getting invited to these studies. Also, in places other than the United States lesbians are certainly not known for being obese.
>>5728363
>website elitism
That's not the point at all. It's called respect. Ironically enough, people have more respect for opinions here. You don't have to tolerate the things spewed out of every other region of the internet. You can vent, without reprimand. Which doesn't make 4chan better, it makes it unique. Talk shit about bisexuals on reddit - get a nice ban or ""downvotes"". Say you don't want a man hanging around posting in a thread for lesbians - get a great deal of harassment and "shame on you for not being welcoming!!1" and god forbid saying anything against trannies. We're not nice here because we can be, and you're welcome to leave you stupid faggot.
>>5728385
thank you! i am still learning how to be a good friend your words are very encouraging for me. right now i'm trying not to text bomb her/fall for her too much.
she's not interested in me but i like being around her and getting her presents and food.
she just says she likes something and i offer to get things for her. and it makes me happy to do it but its addicting.
i hate being needy and dependent like this but what i can do? i feel bad for intruding on this girl only space, i hardly ever post or visit lesgen but tonight i was feeling kind of blue.
but thank you for being nice to me, you made me feel a lot better.
>>5728390
>Women don't go in your /r9k/ threads
but they do. it's rumored that 40% of the r9k userbase is now female.
i wasn't trying to, i was just lonely for a conversation.
>>5728385
I hate you, I'm going to be sick.
