>>5711641
Kleppe is the sexiest man alive.
Today I said "I'm gay" out loud to someone today.
Feels pretty good ţbh
>>5715957
You got a retard fetish or somethig famalam?
He looks derpy af
>>5715957
fuck why this twink is disgusting
>>5715982
congrats
>>5715957
Such a sub par model desu.
he looks ok
>friends with this guy from my old class
>he got an unconditional offer from Cambridge aged 14
>competed in the International Maths Olympiad
>is an accomplished track runner
>really nice guy, v sociable, obviously a genius
>basically perfect in every way
>really cute
>tfw im not smart enough to hold a decent conversation with him
how could i ever date someone with that kind of an intellect?
:(
>>5716026
Sounds like bullshit desu
>>5716031
How? all IMO competitors get an automatic unconditional offer from Cambridge. Its standard procedure.
>>5716011
Not even Hot List or Top 50 LMAOo
I had a dream where I was making out with my Japanese boyfriend which I don't have right now but will under fireworks.
It made me extremely happy and made me realize that pain is temporary.
Keep fighting everyone for a better future for yourself.
Were all going to make it.
The fireworks were extremely bright.
>>5716052
I had a dream where I was a student at Degrassi but everyone could fly except me because I wasn't Canadian.
Pain is permanent
>>5716026
study math and become as smart as your crush, even if he never loves you at least you'll always be better than him
>>5716060
I am studying maths, but this guy... hes on another level. Completely unreachable.
Perhaps if I specialised in one incredibly niche subtopic and worked day and night for 10 years I might be able to solve a problem he couldn't, but thats about it.
I will never be better than this guy, hes untouchable.
>>5716046
>Giving a shit about those lists
>>5716066
you are probably putting him on a pedestal to some extent, but im sure showing honest effort is more attractive than being all insecure in conversations with him, don't actually get all obsessed with competing with him because i was fucking kidding with that. anyway it sounds like youre slightly obsessed
Todays Friday right?
This threads full of normalfags nobody is here.
I didnt get to call slutboi fat once today. Its like the only thing I look forward too in life.
What underwear do you wear, /gaygen/?
>>5716098
Boxer briefs
>>5716098
i think these type are called "hipsters"
How are you all doing?
>>5716119
I believe that's called "Scarf and Shoes".
>>5716129
i like the gifs better than the stills. kleppe looks better in motion.
post more
>>5716119
those are trunks
>>5716144
idk they could be both
>>5716135
No. I'm going out for a bit.
The person who made this thread, and posted that winking gif is an impersonator. Probably Circé.
>>5716119
skip breakfast mate
>>5716167
not a chance lad
i still need to put on 4kg if im going to make my powerlifting weightclass this may
CMON
>tfw a group of Hasidic Jews will never take you as a sex slave
>You will never be brutally gangbanged every sabbath
>you will never serve happily at the feet of gods chosen people
>you will never be whored out for a few shekels on occasion
>>5716098
I wear tights.
>>5716167
I want to [spoiler]murder[/spoiler] you
[spoiler]I know that spoilers dont work[/spoiler]
>sexiest man alive
>not even better looking than Yuri
>>5716167
tranny please leave
im thinking of getting medicated for my shitposting condition
>>5716188
I literally came to this board after months so I dont know who you are or why I should stalk you. Just looking at your face wants me to murder you, thats all.
Also no Im a guy
>>5716198
that's not me, you fucking suck at posting
>>5716119
What do you look like?
Where is senpai? It hurts that he is not around any more.
>>5716098
Satans.
>>5716204
Male
5'9.5
71kg
Blue eyes
Sandy brown shaggy hair
18 years
Welsh-English
Caucasian
>>5716215
Cumming in bearholes
>>5716266
Don't scare me like this ever again
i got the shit beat out of me by a guy who i'm seeing. was seeing. he hit me in the face, kicked me on the hip and pushed me so i fell on my ass. and people saw it. he said i was making a scene out of something then he fucking hit me? like sure i'm the one who made a scene?
mathsc guys with alcohol. never again.
>>5716275
Don't you tell me what to do
you're not my dad
>>5716282
>and thus, senpai offended the man who could have been his dad
>he would never know >tfw qt daddy bf
>>5716282
>you will never be senpais sweetheart
I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick
I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet
>>5716316
Always say never
Born to lose
>>5716244
Sounds like a qt
>>5716279
!!!!!
why don't I have a Jewish BF yet
>>5716326
cos you don't uphold sabbath
>>5716326
Because foreskin is best skin
>don't do social media
>don't like hook up culture
>cutting
>really thinking about making a grindr just to show off my cut to twink sluts
>>5716349
but you're a creep
why do i always fall in love with cute straight guys who happen to be guitarists for post punk bands
>>5716355
Can't argue with that senpai.
>>5716362
I didn't realize the Aquabats turned you on, Anon.
>>5716355
he's a loooooser
>>5716402
what the hell is he doing here
>>5716416
he doesn't belong here
So cute.
>>>/cm/3010945
>>5716464
Are you a top
>>5716469
Yes, also I should note that while not actually Jewish, I do look and act like a jew, but I also kind of hate them.
>>5716471
so...no
>>5716464
foreskin is for slipping your tongue all up under and kissing good morning. <3
>>5716464
Foreskin is master race desu
>>5716475
Come on it's practically the same thing, except instead of a cold reptilian kike dick you get my warm hyperborean cock instead, it's also cut so it's aesthetically similar.
>>5716478
You don't kiss ones genitals good morning, you kiss their lips, you fucking harlot.
>>5716479
No it's not, like 1 out of every 10,000 uncut cocks looks nice. Most are pretty nasty and don't arouse in the slightest.
>>5716482
I'm not only self-hating of my jewyness but also self-hating towards my faggotry
>>5716489
Can't I do both
You don't know my life
>>5716489
So uh what kinda boys you like
>>5716491
>You don't know my life
We know more about your life than we'd care to.
>>5716489
Actually pretty much all look master race desu
>>5716498
i'm a shut-in, it's lonely
>posting on /gg/ on Friday night
Embarrassing
>>5716504
Not really, I feel like 70% got that weird torpedo dick thing going on where the tip is like bright red and pointy, 20% have phimosis or really tight foreskin so it just looks like a flesh log, and around 10% are actually nice ones with a full, thick head that's exposed when erect.
>>5716497
Cute, boyish skeletons basically. This guy >>5716498 has the right idea (referring to his obsession for male models, not kleppe though, his eye spacing weirds me out).
>>5716543
Not really, phimosis is unusual and pretty much all dicks can just pull it back
Trust me I'm a penis expert
>>5716543
>tfw that's exactly the look im going for
W-what do you look like?
>>5716549
Even your fiance can't stand you.
>>5716543
His eye spacing is cute.
>>5716549
What is a mister
>>5716553
Literally nothing about this gnarled xenoform is cute
>>5716349
Hot
>>5715957
Worst edition ever. I think it's official GayGen is dead all who post in it promote the death parade.
>>5715982
Good job babe proud of you
>>5716587
Do you have an open relationship
>>5716566
A mister is just another guy he fucks. Instead of knowing names he just calls eveyone mister.
>>5715982
I told my psychiatrist the other day, felt great
>>5716588
I'm so weary, so tired of this place. All the people so eager to join the death race.
im in love with 41404101410241 boys
>>5716551
I'm a tall, cute, thin skeleton too. Would be male model chin but I have a weak jaw that I fucking hate, I have a hag who says she thinks I should model but I solemnly must inform her she doesn't understand.
>>5716553
>His eye spacing is cute.
it just weirds me out is all, makes him look a little dopey.
>tfw would post cute model boys if I hadn't unkowingly shoah'd my /fa/ folder months ago
pain
>>5716619
>would be male model chin
I don't even know what that was supposed to be maybe
>male model tier
yea, let's go with that
>>5716619
>tfw no mascjew bf
>>5716621
i certainly understand why he needs space from you and other dudes to lay with in the meantime. cannot comprehend how anyone would wanna stick around.
>>5716672
i think you do. it's time to put down the fingerless gloves and look at where you are in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGoEfc_tXts
how would you react, gaygen?
How is /gaygen/ doing tonight?
any other bottoms who dont like the idea of getting their dick sucked? i know it probably feels good but getting serviced sounds so offputting to me
>>5716794
Me kinda. I prefer to be shoved down on a guy's cock and facefucked where I know there's no way out so it doesn't even really matter how much effort I put in or if I choke some. Getting sucked is mostly uninteresting to me, even when it's really good.
>>5716037
This really pisses me off. I wasn't allowed to compete above a state level because "of reasons"
>My father arbitrarily never let me do shit like this
>Fucking never went to FIRST nationals either
>>5716098
Boxer briefs
>>5716343
You want to play with my foreskin bby?
>>5716478
I need somebody to do this for me.
>>5716696
Good god... All that effort.
>>5716707
The popsicle sticks aren't just stacked. They are all curved slightly in such a way that they aren't locked together. When the restrictive force applied to the final stick is removed all of the potential energy is released from the first popsicle stick, which is no longer applying a restrictive force to the next one, and so on.
>tl;dr It's a really complex domino line.
>All that effort for a 16 second clip
>>5716814
Yes and sure, bby, come over
as long as we become friends first
also-
>all that complex physics
>worth it, tho
>tfw no eddie bf
as mental as i am. i am not as bad as fritz... not even nearly... please love me eddie.
>>5716794
I'm down to get sucked. I'm not 100% bottom either, so that may be part of it. I like anal, and all that, but I like to top sometimes too. I might go full top for the right guy, but it would be best if he were willing to top sometimes.
I just want to fucking die
>>5716794
i have a lot of fantasies about getting sucked...
i want to like squeeze my thighs around his head and rustle his hair while he does it.
>>5716908
no, people like you are the reason I want to die
>>5716908
for me it's not about being in like the male role or dominant... it's like something that feels good that my partner does for me because they want to. like idk oral doesn't have that vibe with me like anal does. eating out girls isn't seen as weird to cishets. sucking off fems is like the same thing in my mind.
>>5716930
I mean, it just doesn't feel very good for me, desu
my noodle is pretty insensitive and it makes me feel bad when i see people put effort into it
>>5716928
Explain
>>5716930
desu i'm disgusted with how heteronormative my sexual preferences are and how comfortable i am with them when i don't think about it.
it's problematic on so many levels. but i'm a disgusting fucking agp femslut so what's to expect...
i blame being raised by women in a cishet world.
>>5716952
oh... that sucks. im pretty insensitve down there too but i mean oral still gets me going... ;~;
sorry for your loss. rip circes gt.
Anyone got some super amazing ass and ab exercises?
>>5716975
oy, mate, fuck off kindly yeah?
or at least kill yourself and stream it for me.
>>5716984
Just remove penis already, you defective cunt.
Go be with your own kind if you want to unironically spout your Tumblrisms, neither of you belong here.
>>5717012
What?
Isn't this /lgbt/umblr?
>>5717025
Does it feel good getting fucked?
Yes, very.
>>5716984
I think ur a qt ignore the bully
>>5717030
That's good. Anal sex is best sex.
I had blackened Haki for dinner. It was great. What is /gg/ eating?
>>5717040
Fake meats with veggies. I already had dinner, so it's a bit disgusting, really.
>>5717040
some tofu, carrots, peanut butter and a bite of left over pasta stuff
>Booger
>Circe
>Oshie
>Suzu-kun
>Girl With Pneumonic Drill
>>5717070
>being jealous
I keep on having two profiles one masc me and one fem, the masc one I use for sex and the fem one because that's who I am.
I always get rejected on the fem one, without fail but am popular on the masc one. Why does like suck, why can't I stop being snowflake and just be masc :-(
>>5715982
I thought I had something on my screen so I kept wiping it off, but then I realized you used a weird accent on the t.
Also I haven't told someone I'm gay in years. I haven't done to since high school. I don't have any friends, and I'm not close with my coworkers so I've never had anyone worth telling. Sometimes I wish I did.
>>5717064
Sounds interesting. What kind of fake meat? I had some kale patties the other day, they were good with some seasoning.
>>5717068
I considered tofu meal for dinner, but the fish sounded tasty, and I've never had Haki before.
>>5717070
I literally just realized it's not pneumatic. lol greentext
>>5717084
I don't entirely understand the difference between masc and fem. Is it just masc is muscly and likes sports, and fem is waifish and likes makeup? How do you have two profiles unless one is essentially a catfish?
>inb4 autistic
>I already know I am
>>5717070
Oh my Gosh someone Listed me!
>>5717102
>what kind of fake meat
That's between me and God, baby.
>>5717123
Unnng.
I think it's been a while since I've had goat cheese. Christ, I used to cook actual things, sometimes even recipes. Now the most I do is weird schizophrenic chickpea mush - I wonder if I've been misallocalating funds or something.
And said mush isn't the fake meat.
I'm not telling because God is dead.
>>5717102
It's not body type. It's a look and how you act/engage others.
On my fem one I have light make up on clearly not trying to be all "I'm a man's man", I have gay voice and love garish colors.
My masc one I use make up too but only to accentuate my jaw line and cheekbones, I use a deeper voice, use Les words on my profile that isn't direct, butch up essentially.
I just want to be me without rejection but that's all I get :-(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Stu7h7Qup8
post tunes yeah?
>>5717105
especially you
>>5717152
Idgaf
Np:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_6Kr5e2dYc
nightly dose of mental illness
>>5717152
I always loved this song https://youtu.be/PRuidkO-1Ng
Pls r8
>>5717160
I remember that guy, it's not his real dad. They are into ageplay
>>5717176
>Implying that makes it any better
>>5716849
same tbqh
>>5717176
>Implying it's ageplay when the age difference is real
>>5717184
Eh. I dom older men, mostly because I always wanted to be like a housewife raising kids and stuff but never got the chance.
>>5716553
>>5716498
>>5717143
Maybe you're just unattractive and uninteresting.
Maybe they lied.
Maybe you were fooled into thinking that only clichés and fetish objects are liked.
Maybe some people deserve to die alone.
Maybe you're one of them.
>>5717204
No for the most part I just always wanted to be in one relationship and live with the that one person and have a family.
My first seven years ago was only a couple years older than me and we got compliments all day everyday as a beautiful coupe but then he left me for his ex and I've never felt the same way again so now I channel my rage and sadness in fucking husband/daddy types and then throwing them aside when I'm done.
Sucks to be this bitter at life being 24.
>>5717230
>24
It's a bitter age, and everyone dies.
>>5717230
Kid, I was only stating that you're garbage. Not asking for the whole plot you seem to dramatize your life into.
>>5717199
>Plebkun
Are you a 15 year old girl going through her bad boy phase?
>>5717263
How am I garbage?
got plowed for a week, came back, and this place got even worse
gg guys, didn't think it was possible
>>5717282
Well, it's all the same atoms, really.
>>5717282
You're not, just ignore the trolls. They are worthless things that get off on being antisocial edgelords. You really need to get over your one-itis before you become like them. Just look for somebody interested in a long term relationship. Stop being so angry.
>>5717291
equivalence between objects means having the 'same' atoms?
oh, don delillo, be original.
>>5717289
Why so negative, why not post some quality posts or are other people in charge of your entertainment
>>5717308
>or are other people in charge of your entertainment
clearly, i mean he was the passive party in his weeklong caligula sex romp, so he didn't contribute anything, just had others do all the work
Is it cheating if you're sexting with a friend when you already have a bf?
>>5717324
would your bf consider it cheating?
does your conscience consider it cheating?
>>5717324
If you have to ask, it probably is
>>5717277
No, I'm normal person who's not attracted to pre-HRT trannies
swede pls
pls pls pls
>>5717298
I guess I should say I'm angry at the situation and my life in general and not my ex.
Idk I contemplate suicide by jumping off a cliff, I climb enough that people could think its an accident.
>>5717364
that's probably the most painful way of dying
>>5717329
>>5717343
It's actually a person I met recently who's doing this, not the other way around. He made it seem at first that he wasn't happy with his relationship at all, but last night he sent me a letter he wrote for his bf to give for Valentine's day, which seemed very heartfelt and genuine. He doesn't seem fazed by this at all, but I'm kinda on the fence about it. Normally, I'd just ditch the whole thing but I'm personally in a bad spot right now and could use some company.
There's a chance he browses this board but idgaf
>>5717368
I had a friend jump off the golden gate bridge and survive. everyone one of their bones were broken just about, like apparently half way down they regretted jumping and I think that's my biggest worry not the pain so much.
>>5717378
there's literally no reason to commit suicide
>>5717376
I swore to myself I'd never be "the other man". Call me old fashioned but I like my relationships to be two persons and closed.
>>5717381
Every opportunity I had I failed because of mental health stuff, I have thus seen glimmers of wealth and property only to hit utter Fucking poverty ever since.
I got scouted by Elite, failed
I got an internship at the LA mayors office, failed
I got jobs that paid a grand a week with my minimal experience, failed
Life has fucked me up because I am a fuck up. I think that's reason enough.
>>5717390
no, it's not. life isn't some fucking test you have to pass or you get eliminated or anything. life just is, failures and all. there's literally no reason to kill yourself.
>>5717390
>4chan
>Having job opportunities to even fail
Show off.
>>5717385
I'm the same way. I guess I'm just desperate, is all.
>tfw Edge still doesn't support .webm yet...
Why even use this site?
>>5717282
You're gay.
Gay people are considered garbage by "normal" people.
the fuck is with all of these new name/tripfags all of the sudden
>>5718018
You've been replaced.
Good morning gaygen. When I was half asleep I thought I was posting on /g/.
How is all your days going so far?
>>5718023
ah shit
I have the power.
>>5718168
I really do miss that game.
I still have it on my old desktop, along with the map maker.
I've spent so many hours making custom maps for brutal city fights with all kinds of scripts to beef up the AI, like unending paratroopers of veteran initiates until you capture Y inside the city.
Was fun.
A LITTLE C4 KNOCKIN AT YOUR DOOR
the fuck? is gaygen officially dead?
>>5718431
yes
rip
>>5718431
Cock starvation.
>>5718431
You can thank the trannies
So this is a disgusting question, but I'm scared to death of douching. I tried it one and... got water flowing back into the bottle.
How do you prevent this?
>>5718551
>How do you prevent this?
By not douching and repent on for your vile ways.
>>5718555
thanks dude
>>5718555
this
trips confirm
>>5717160
Mentally ill gays aren't what you should be afraid of. These are the mentally ill you should be attacking.
hi friends how are you all pleasant amicable gays doing this chilly but cheerful morning
kleppe edition killed gaygen
someone make a qt edition
>>5718691
This can be the op :3
>>5718704
and you can name it Pedo Edition :3
>>5716973
glute bridges give me the best ass burn
i like reverse crunches best for abs
>>5718711
Better than Fat Edition
>>5716973
deadlift
squat
weighted ab crunches
notable mentions are running and swimming
>PT has me doing machines to recover from an injury
>no more squats
>no more deads
>no more OHP
>no more weighted pullups
This sucks, but at least it will make me better right? I can still bench and do other accessory but lifts but I won't make any real progress for at least another two months. Also I haven't gained any weight since school started and I'm sick of being at 145lbs
tinychat /gaygenrehab
What the fuck /gg/.
>>5718722
>fat tub tubs likes children
How much more degenerate can one get?
>>5718829
Is it bad if I read children as chicken?
I like me some chicken
>>5718829
He had sex with me.
I keep seeing that jerk off getting posted on /lgbt/(I assume by a single individual). Could you please stop posting so much of him, he has a really annoying face and he has the body of a heroine addict(or someone with full blown aids), not hot.
Pic related.
TFW trying to fit into waist size 30 jeans I wore in highschool, over 10 years ago.
I'm your future gaygen.
>>5718855
Why not buy fitting pants?
Sitting comfy in 38s
>>5716066
Why do you think that you have to be on his level in math? Everyone has their specialties. It just means that math isn't something you can talk about together. You can still be his qt3.14 bf.
>>5716098
Are there ANY gay guys out there that wear boxers? I've literally never seen one who does.
>>5718873
do girl's boxers count?
>>5718857
38's? Youre one fat slut. I can fit comfortably in 32s that have some stretch.
Do people still wear skinny jeans? Time to donate the ones I wore in Hs when I was a twink.. Going through my storage closet.
>>5718875
I don't count them.
>>5718372
Prism tank in order, sir.
I still play it from time to time even now! I also tried to make my own map and scripts, what I remember was making a script where you were the Allies and had to repair a Soviet Nuclear Plant and then you could get reinforcements or something.
Hello /gaygen/,
What are some phrases that your ex's said to you that drove you up the wall?
For me:
>(During an argument) "I'm making this a shit test"
>"You don't get to shit test me, this isn't how our relationship works."
>>5718882
Might want to. Circe's really cute in them
>>5718875
Girls boxers? What kind of bullshit is that? Girls belong in panties and lingerie. Nothing else.
>>5718896
>I'm so afraid you'll leave me! I mean, look at those legs you have! Why would you even be with me!
>proceeds to cheat on me and leave me
>>5718839
Considering the way he is/looks that's no surprise.
>>5718903
It was waist size 29 or 30 the tag is missing.. But yeah I regularly wear 33s but 32s with stretch I can wear too
Is small boned a thing. Pretty sure that's a myth.
>>5718882
>>5718899
I mean, they're just soft, thinner fabric, girly themed.. i think made to have my butt look nicer?
They've got pink bows and say "love" in different languages on them
I think they're at my mister's place rn but here's an old pic of them.
>>5718915
Well, hip width is definitely a thing. Maybe it's more muscle than bone - I don't know. I'd think height would have some role.
>>5718873
uhm, what? I EXCLUSIVELY wear boxes.
so lads, when will you make the pilgramige to The Promised Land?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands
>>5718960
boxers* ;-;
>>5718967
I was just introduced to the term 'queer nationalism'
>Queer nationalism is a phenomenon related both to the gay and lesbian liberation movement and nationalism. Adherents of this movement support the notion that the LGBT community forms a distinct people due to their unique culture and customs.
this is fucking ridiculous
>>5718969
70 posts early, idiot
>>5718967
lol
>>5718967
I'm living in an offshore colony.
It's my closet.
>11/10 on youtube, looks perfect
>starts his video with "ugh, sorry i look so awful but im really tired"
mfw
>>5717350
what is it
GUYS GUYS! I made a post like back in december about my phimosis so I went to the doctor and he recommended circumcision and wrote me down for a time in january. I didn't like the idea of having no foreskin so I canceled my schedueled operation and guess what? I just fully pulled back my foreskin! Like all the way! And I was able to pull it back up! Seriously fuck that doc he almost made me lose my foreskin.
Don't know why I'm posting here since I'm not even gay but uh thanks i guess? holy fucking shit i have a normal dick now
>>5719004
who are you talking about?
>>5719040
well done
post it here bb
>>5719043
MuscleBaked a.k.a Kevin Baker
>>5719040
agree congrats. show your triumph. picture with foreskin back and up
>>5719040
now wash it fffs
i can only imagine the rancid smell
>>5719049
>Kevin Baker
meh, 7/10 at best.
>>5719061
hahahahahaha
do you ever go outside breh
