I am never leaving the West edition
Full album: http://imgur.com/a/lCVQr
>Old: >>5706043
For Valentine's Day, I think I'll go to a few popular restaurants, and start slashing tires...
Ruin the romance
>>5709695
arabs just repressed as fuck cause they can't fuck that sand nigger pussy
masclets
>it's okay to be a boring average untentertaining unit
>tfw yesterday I was asked which highschool I went to.
How do I fix this? Is it possible to get a non pedo bf looking like this?
>>5709722
why are you so insecure about "masclets"
what does that even mean?
>>5709726
best way is to wait until you turn 18.
>>5709726
>Those glasses
Please kill yourself.
>>5709659
6'2" 210 lbs (not overweight, but getting hard to see my abs) somewhat hairy. White. I prefer bottom but I'm an experienced top.
>I'm not sure how to respond to a separate thread, so here's hoping I didn't fuck it up.
>>5709718
Muslims from Arab countries are no different than rednecks from the Southern US. I have no idea why we can openly discuss homophobia in Christians but not in Muslims without being called a bigot. It's the same God and he's just as terrible in both religions. I wish I could go back in time and stop their dirty brown beliefs from staining our clean, white European ones.
>no qt nordic bf to ram his atgeir into me as the bifrost casts a rainbow in the distance
>>5709728
>why are you so insecure about masclets
I'm not the term just garners more (yous)
>>5709749
Are you cute though
>>5709706
>valentine's day is coming up again
>>5709706
For the day after Valentines Day I'm going to go up to couples and say "thank you for an amazing time yesterday" to the guys and walk away while their girlfriends start asking questions.
>>5709747
>What kind of glasses should I get
Contact lenses, or something thin and understated.
>>5709749
What are your lifts?
>>5709762
Sure, but I won't post face while sober.
>>5709792
better start drinking
How do I get over my insecurities?
My insecurities are thus:
>manlet
>dicklet
>too skinny
>socially inept
>sweaty
>virgin
>>5709799
Surround yourself with good friends who'll value you for your character and personality and make you feel good about yourself and capable.
>>5709810
I think you missed the "socially inept" part.
Besides, wouldn't that just be lying to myself?
>>5709799
Murder suicide with Circé.
>>5709799
I'm all of those except dicklet, socially inept, and sweaty
hmu if u get some deodorant
>>5709814
So you're only a virgin, skinny manlet? Stop whining, dude - thats practically well-adjusted.
>>5709810
or hang around with really fat ugly people
who look like slutboy
>>5709819
Oh I have no issues with it
skinny awkward dicklets are just my type t b h
>>5709826
Well, you'll probably be dead within a couple of years anyway.
At least give that Anon one last noble act before he inevitably kills himself, thanks to your shitty advice.
>>5709833
Same desu
>>5709787
I don't really use weights, but last time I did I could bench about 215, and lift about the same. My squat is somewhere from 300-400, but I'm not entirely sure about that. Really I prefer body weight exercises, but I've been slacking for a few months.
>>5709798
Maybe after class. I really want to go back to college, instead of random trade schools for license renewal. Way more out qts at actual colleges.
>>5709781
Post example of thin/understated.
How do you guys deal with grindr? Im not really interested in anyone whos messaged me but i hate leaving them hanging
>>5709878
Grindr scares me, so I cannot help you.
what's your opinion on this guy?
>>5709848
I want to breathe my last breath into your cold, blood-smudged lips, maton.
Whether you drop first or I do.
I'm saving that moment for you. <3
>>5709891
Would bottom for
>>5709892
Just go back to trannygen already.
>>5709878
I just talk to them a little. Maybe they can be friends
If there's nothing, just shut it down
>>5709755
were pagans good to us faggots? i'm seriously interested, I want to know before I curse kikes and arabs for ruining what was a top notch religion
>>5709896
I don't like to be a sloot. All I've heard about that app is one night stands. I'm less afraid of the app, and more afraid that I'll let myself hook up with 100 dudes if I start using it.
>>5709931
No, he's just like the sixth person I've talked to today who is too delicate and nervous to even chat on Grindr. It's pathetic.
>>5709934
Here's an option: don't have sex with every guy you talk to. If you don't want to hook up, then don't. As rare as it is, sometimes you do meet good guys interested in long term stuff via Grindr/Scruff/whatever, so it is worth at least exploring.
Gays are so stupid.
I had a plan for a Valentine's once.
I hate short guys lmao
they suck
Not even memeing when I say any guy below 5'11" need not apply
anyone else feel this way?
>>5709891
Best candidate, no question.
I'm just worried he'll turn moderate after I vote for him.
>>5709964
>tfw 5'8
>>5709964
Yes.
>>5709969
Pathetic.
>>5709964
>short guys
Might as well date a horny shih tzu.
>>5709964
>tfw 5'9.5
>tfw will look way better than natty lanklets with only a little bit of lifting
can't wait to BTFO heightfreaks by becoming smart, successful and hot all at the same time
:)
>>5709964
what would you do if you fucked a guy and you hit it off with him and you fell in love and get married and have children and but you find out his real height one day and he is 5"10 not 5"11 because he lied to you and you couldnt tell bc ur a retard
>>5709964
Man lets can be cute but they have to compensate some how.
Usually by being burly or hairy as fuck or having very pretty eyes.
Pic related was a manlet I dated but absolutely enjoyed.
Everyone else was 6'X
Though this guy in talking to now is 6'5 with a 4 inch dick. I'm not a size queen but being smaller than me is weird
>>5709972
I cheat with docs
easily 5'10.5 with them on
Why do twinks thing saying "young professional" is a perk.
Makes them seem super boring or sugar daddy seekers
>>5709968
but he is a moderate
yes he wants all illegal mexicans out and probably to build a wall, but at the same time he wants to loosen up the legal migration system
also he wants to fuck """""refugees""""" back to their own countries but that's just sensible
>>5709986
I assumed it meant "no stoners"
>>5709980
Aren't you sick right now.
Like, a literal sick fetishist?
Go eat some chicken soup, pervert.
>>5709985
>Docs
Double pathetic.
>>5709986
Perhaps they're trying to communicate something they have to be subtle about.
>>5709995
>he is a moderate
Nnnnope.
He has some moderate policies, especially economically, but the stuff people get upset over is definitely fringe.
>>5709994
Most people tell me I look taller
think it has to do with the fact I have unnaturally long legs and I'm pretty thin
>>5709986
I cannot stand this then they start listing their obligations like bitch this ain't a resume its grindr
>>5710015
>I'm pretty thin
Delusional.
>>5710022
ikr, what a fatty.
>>5709747
>What kind of glasses should I get?
Get ones that aren't wider than your face. Thick frames look good. Black or tortoise shell (no colours). Try to avoid Truman Capote style glasses. They're "hip" right now but you'll only look like you're jumping on the band wagon.
>>5709998
not like sick sick
there's just pus in the my throat and tonsils or some shit idk and it's annoying
>>5710009
>>5710021
down to earth (i'm not like other gays!) young professional (i don't actually have a profession), full time student (don't talk to me unless your degree is stem), work in media (one time buzzfeed published one of my lists and i drive for uber), looking for workout buddies, let's go hiking! (no fats no fems, sorry just a preference!)
not a top if it gets that far (i'm a bottom looking for sex now but i don't wanna seem like a slutty fem), no spice no rice but i like chocolate (i only like white guys and maaaaybe a light skinned black guy), hwpub2 (seriously, no fats no fems!)
/translation of every white guy's profile on grindr in la
>>5709929
Paganism is an umbrella term invented by the catholic church to cover all beliefs outside of Christianity and Judaism. It's not one religion or set of beliefs.
>>5709718
sand nigger law says that a man can marry multiple wives and that with multiple wives the wives are allowed to engage in lesbian activities but are required to stop and be straight again if the man so wishes
obviously, that's not how people work in real life so yeah they repressed af
>>5710039
Hey Ann what is your squat atm?
>>5709929
>>5709929
It's hard to say. Bottoms were considered to be unmanly but how they were treated is hard to tell. We know that once christianity started taking a foothold people that were grouped into something called seidr (which could include homosexual practice) were tied up and left on the skerry to drown as the tide came in.
>>5710073
the thought of living human beings being left to drown makes sad awful lightning tumble in my belly and chest
>>5709755
because elites are repopulating EU with africans to create a no-nations totalitarian state
ofcourse you are not allowed to speak against it
Grindr deal breaker #3
420 friendly.
Just kills yourself you smelly hippie
>>5709929
>were pagans good to us faggots?
Nobody was good to us faggots, nobody is god to us faggots.
The only thing standing between us and total eradication is a sturdy wooden closet.
>>5709981
I like me a cute short guy :DDD
On the subject of hight however, anybody else notice tall guys tend to have big dicks? It's almost as if whatever made grow so tall also made their dicks grow.
>>5710119
like i noticed the exact opposite
like, an average 5.5 incher looks pathetic on a tall guy - so I always felt like tall guys have small dicks even though they are probably about average sized.
>>5710069
About as laughable as all my other lifts.
>>5710142
the numbers, Mason, give me the numbers
>>5710093
you're such a fucking faggot
>>5710143
1/2/2.5/3
>>5710155
yo bro whats wrong with ur deadlift
>>5710155
>1 plate OHP
>2.5 plate squat
???
I love only having to go in for an hour on thursdays.
>>5710182
and i love hearing about the minutiae of your daily routine
do you have some kind of livejournal i can follow to get more regular updates?
>>5710188
Yes. It's at http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/gay
Make sure you have it set to show the order in which the date is posted so you can find my most recent updates!
what's up "my gays"
>>5710291
I gotta big fat dick and a stone full of beetles.
>>5709891
>>5710291
I acted pretty masc today when I had to jump start my car
now I'm gonna go listen to donna summers
my mom is a fucking idiot
this is my week off and she keeps bugging me about how I do nothing all day
its like WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON MY BREAK WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO YOU ANNOYING CUNT
LET ME BE LAZY FOR ONE WEEK
ugh
>>5710291
i was being cozy with a slut friend but i'm sad and emotional and worried about my mister
now and i'm drawing and talking to my ladyfriends
Serious question
Is it possible for someone to lose personality?
I remember I used to post on forums and on chat rooms and I was, for better or worse, very talkative and would try to be amusing and funny
People would try to befriend me and found me funny
Now I never have anything to say... I've become so boring
Now all I have is anonymous arguments on 4chan
>>5710315
What are you talking about?
He's smart AND rich.
I've had the shits for like 3 days. The fuck is wrong
>>5710337
>smart
You're highly retarded if you think Trump is smart.
>>5710333
if you've done it before, you're probably not totally socially incompetent, but you probably need to get out more or at least post funny joke online
>>5710333
Being constantly anonymous and being detached from your communication can cause some pretty awful disassociation
>>5710344
You're jealous because you're poor and dumb.
>>5710333
yes
could be depression, could be you've lost interest in being sociable could be lots of stuff
>>5710351
Yep, depression drains your soul
How would you react to finding out someone lied to you and played you the entire time you knew them?
I want to ring the lads mum and warn her about the shit her son is causing. Compulsive liar, sleeps with everyone (and lies about it, he has no standards which is confusing as he's honestly beautiful), talks shit about others. Played me heaps, saying he cared for me and stuff then said "I always made it clear you were just a friend". He honestly did the complete opposite.
I'm having to stop myself from really causing shit. What you think, gayboys?
>>5710376
How is this a question? Just mess his pretty face up.
He's not going to learn to be a human bean, if he never learns that actions have consequences.
>>5710376
don't talk shit about him but just give him the cold shoulder and find jesus in your heart and become like buddha and meditate etc channel your anger into being a better person than him and eventually people will find out about him and u will laugh for 24 hours
>>5710376
haven't you posted this like four times
i think you should just cut all ties and move on
>>5710388
don't do this, everyone will think you're an insane aggressive idiot and probably call the police, this isn't anime
>>5710346
I really should try to joke around more, I have a really bad fear of people thinking I'm lame or unfunny though.
>>5710348
Are you saying I got too dependent on being anonymous?
>>5710351
I do have depression, but I haven't lost interest in socializing, it's more like I don't know how to socialize anymore.
>>5710396
I'm saying you should engage in feeling attached or building attachment to a persona
>>5710073
interesting, cheers anon
not surprised by the bottom thing
pretty sure everyone knows this but the nazis were the same, treat bottoms with disgust, but tops were a-okay
who's gonna suck your dicks though f a m
>>5710395
If he's half the sleaze bag that's been implied, nobody's going to question it.
The police don't usually get too involved in domestic disputes. Doubly so, if it's between two gay lovers.
How do I get a jewish bf to keep me safe from the Muslim hordes in exchange for total submission to the Jewish will
>>5710073
Bottoms were not treated as unmanly. Unmanly people, whether they were top or bottom or even having sex with women, were considered scum. Two men banging each other was fine as long as both of them acted like men
>>5710114
Before the Abrahamic conversion of Europe every culture outside Asia was fine with homosexuality.
>>5710416
i dont even know if youre trolling anymore
is coming out to your straight best friend whom you also have a years-long crush on a good idea?
come out without telling him i have a crush on him?
come out to someone else first?
pls advise
>>5710417
>>5710416
you are autistic and the other guy is autistic for wanting to tell the other guy's mom, either of those things would be social suicide and the manipulative guy would win in the end because everyone will have sympathy for him
>>5710420
I was speaking of norse paganism, there is even a words for the bottom or the submissive partner in old norse. Ragr and sordinn, being called that were great insults that might have lead to being thrown out of society, but its hard to say really. Most of the knowledge of the norse way of life comes from christian writers so we don't know if they punished homosexuality.
>>5710430
coming out is good
coming out and telling him you have a crush on him is not good
if you know for a fact he's straight, there's no point and you need to get over it
if there's a chance he's gay/bi, he'll probably mention it when you come out to him
either way, no reason to make shit awkward if you don't know you have a chance
>>5710416
>tfw will match your 2.5pl8 squat in approximately 3 weeks
can barely wait to be honest
>>5710394
Yeah I have, he's causing massive shit and it's doing my head in.
I wish I could move on but I can't because I ended up liking the guy heaps and caring about him.
>>5710439
>and the manipulative guy would win in the end because everyone will have sympathy for him
How, though? I have heaps of evidence. How would people feel sympathy for him being a compulsive liar?
>>5710430
i dont understand how people can develop a crush on a best friend tbqh
maybe its because my best friend is ugly af but it just sounds bizarre to me
>>5710444
Christians back then used to convert people my claiming their religions and cultures were similar. The saint system is a good example of how they tricked polytheistic religions into assimilating. Unless there's hard proof that the vikings somehow had these Middle Eastern views on homosexuality before the conversion it's hard to believe the claim is anything besides post-conversion propaganda. I just feel it's too big of a coincidence that this culture from a completely different environment as the early Iranians could have come up with the same views about sex, especially considering how hedonistic and nihilistic the vikings were. I'm open to it as a possibility but I highly doubt it
>>5710456
no one is going to care about you, this isn't a big deal to anyone but you and no one is going to understand what the fuck you're talking about. i know it hurts but if you take it out on other people it will only get worse
>>5710451
well here's the part where it gets more, um, awkward/complicated
im bi in the loosest sense - im literally only gay for him. i cant imagine myself dating/connecting/being physical with any guy other than him. but i love him a hell lot more than i love/loved any girls.
>>5710462
he's pretty cute. but it's more i just have a closer emotional bond with him than anyone else in my life, male or female, by far.
>>5710469
There is proof of it, as I said through the words. There is little proof how they were treated if found out. Ragr of both male same sex and female same sex were highly considered scum though because of the connotations of the words to nid someone.
>>5710471
>violently assaulting someone just because you dislike their character
what year is it
>>5710471
I think I am beginning to understand why a roided-up dude like you with low standards has never been in a gay relationship. You're fucked up, dawg.
WTF?
>>5710476
That just sounds like coping to me. You are using your friend to be OK with homosexual feelings. Chances are if you were so close with another bi or gay man and had the same emotional bond as you have with your friend you would feel the same for him as well.
Many of us have been there, its like the gay feelings baby steps.
>>5710376
>telling his mom
what is this 3rd grade
>>5710476
that doesn't change anything i said
come out to him, don't tell him you have a crush on him unless he makes some kind of indication that he is interested in guys
and you're fooling yourself if you think he's the only guy you'll ever be attracted to
people aren't that unique, there are plenty of guys out there like him, so there are plenty of other guys out there for you to be attracted to
>>5710485
sure that's possible, but i've never met anyone like that and im highly skeptical ill meet someone like him again, with whom i can form such a close bond.
i honestly dont care if i'm gay/bi/whatever, i just know that he's the only person i ever really loved. ive dated some girls and hooked up with some but i had zero real connection with them.
for context we've been friends for ~15 years and i only really started feeling like i loved him in a romantic sense ~6-7 years ago.
>>5710453
I'm excited for you m8.
How are your other lifts?
>>5710469
Unreliable sources are a big headache when studying history.
I'm pretty sure homophobia existed prior to Christianity though. Someone was telling me that homophobia was a major thing in Rome, pre- Christianity. Irrc, a great deal of the graffiti they found at Pompeii and Herculaneum dealt with homosexuality and bestiality being used as insults.
>>5710413
Don't know where you got that.
The Nazis weren't even ok with pornography.
The Nazis outlawed homosexuality altogether, including kissing. Even within the party, there's no evidence that the account of Edmund Heines' death during the purge had anything to do with whether he was a top or bottom.
>>5710476
blablablah these stories bore the hell out of me
>i'm in love with my male best friend but im not gay
>muh homoromantic emotional bond
if you're not gay, go meet a nice girl, get over him and stop being a whining faggot you idiot
>>5710506
jesus christ, i feel for you anon. if he doesn't like you back your heart will be broken. i hope he likes you back.
>>5710388
This.
That's the best thing about being trugay Violence against them. Its one of the best things about being gay. I love straight men in every way from their scent of their poo to the way they present themselves but straight men are envious that we can beat our partners without social issues.
>>5710509
hitting 1pl8x5 bench tonight, my OHP is a little over 0.5pl8 and my deadlift is 127.5kg for a 1rm, or 120kgx3.
my deadlift is low because I took a whole month off just to work on my form - it was pretty fuckim bad lol
>>5710518
he read it on /pol/ i'm sure
or is getting mixed up with ancient rome
>>5710523
would you say this if it was a straight relationship desu
>>5710509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nīþ
gays were literally seen as sorcerers to be ousted and being called one was legally fighting words
STRAIGHT
>>5710554
SCUM
>>5710523
as i said i honestly dont care if im gay/straight/bi whatever, i've come to believe that sexuality is far more complicated than binaries and labels anyway.
>>5710557
BUT
>>5710530
well thanks. i hope so too but meh, who knows. i'm more just venting/typing random shit out without any real purpose right now anyways. cheers.
>>5710536
yes
you have to be a huge idiot to fall in love with someone whose gender you're not even remotely attracted to, just because you share an emotional connection with them. even if you get in a relationship with them, it will never work, unless you are pansexual or sex doesn't matter to you.
>>5710568
STILL
>>5710478
>what year is it
Old school mother fucker.
>>5710483
>WTF?
See, grinch poster agrees with me. >>5710531
>>5710533
I did the same thing with my squat a while back, Went all the way back to 1pl8, and worked my way back up going atg.
>>5710545
I think I heard about that on /tg/. The sorcerer thing part of some weird gay cum wizard Magical Realm.
>>5710579
no offense but he's obviously not straight if he is in love with his male best friend
>>5710581
SEXY
Is gaydar a thing?
For example the darkhaired guy in this video is pinging my gaydar like crazy - is it just me?
https://youtu.be/0_7WwPkqqvA
>>5710545
This is highly connected to the seidr practice, which can be seen as a form of shamanism. It was, as is often the case with shamanism in indigenous cultures, considered a feminine activity. You also had seidmenn that practiced it and they were considered effeminate. The execution of such men is depicted in >>5710073
Here's an interesting bit though. Wotan, the allfather and the highest god of the norse pantheon went to the volve to learn seidr. Such practices often involved sex acts but in the voluspå it does not say how Wotan got into his trance only that he did. He was entranced for nine days (a very magical number in norse mythology) and brought back with him the elder futhark, that he used to teach men to write with afterwards.
In Lokasenna, Loki crashes a party the gods are holding and starts shooting the shit accusing each of the gods present of some embarrassing act, such as incest and in Wotans case reminding him of his seidr practice, essentially calling him a faggot in front of his friends.
>>5710610
gayday is just being able to pick up on cultural cues, or body language from people letting their attraction for the same gender peek through subconsciously
>>5710585
You should be considered automatically wrong if the grinchposter agrees with you.
>>5710621
Okay, so when you see the little guy in that video do you think "megagay" like I do?
Im bored of this place.
There's nothing left to do I've done it all.
Come visit me on ck.
That's where we cook high quality straight man poo.
Im bored of the grinch. Im going to get a bf or something productive. I can only post for thirty minutes a day now anyway.
Goodbye everyone.
>>5709755
The most a redneck will do is vandalize your property or beat you up up, or worst case scenario is the death of gay person which will be highly publicised nationally. And while just one death is still one death too many, it pales in comparison to systemic oppression found in arab countries
>>5710645
Bye! Don't forget to write.
>>5710630
Not really, no.
He's got a funky look, tho
Then again, my gaydar is absolutely awful
At least I'm manlier than all of mascgen
>>5710685
My gaydar is on point all the time
>>5710692
Not really hard.
They are a bunch of autistic tryhards.
All mascs are a joke though tbqh.
>Get a whiff of hand sanitize
>Reminds me of my heavy drinking days
>>5710623
Good point.
>>5710694
So is your nearest pizza hut.
That's why they call you pizza hut boy you fat shit. Pic related you fat fuck.
>>5710708
Nah that's not me. I'm not as sexy as that pizza
>>5710712
You're fat and you probably fuck your dog.
>>5710720
You're a meanie
Fucking ipod charge, I don't want to drive 2 hours listening to the radio
>>5710729
FAT
>>5710737
Why not put music on your phone?
>>5710742
JUST
>>5710737
my ipod died two hours into a fourteen hour drive to san fran once
>>5710770
>6ish
There are a total of 2 in NC for me. Everything else I listen to is like the play anything station and npr when I'm driving in the middle of the night
>>5710753
Are you single bby?
>>5710781
>160gb
I have an 8gb sd card that I don't even have filled and it has my entire library on it
>>5710789
I have a lot of music
>>5710796
I'm jealous
>>5710814
What type of boys are you into?
I'm interested in you.
>>5710819
>>5710828
>says the fat fuck that fucks creatures that look like final fantasy characters.
Back the fuck off fat boi.
>>5710819
it varies
i like lankmeister skellingtons and stocky guys with big arms and guys close to my height/weight as far as body type goes
>>5710836
>i like lankmeister skellingtons
ayy bby
>>5710836
>tfw im sludges type
>>5710796
I want it I need it
>>5710848
What.cd, that's where it all came from
>>5710852
Just say, "sorry, you look weird. no thx xoxo"
only jokin wit u famm we good
>>5710835
that read though
>>5710828
girl you lowkey/highkey ugly
>>5710852
The stocky big arms and your size.
>>5710864
Highkey bbz.
Ain't nothing low key about it.
>>5710856
I download music the most pain-stakingly slow way as possible
but it's worth it for that rare post-punk album that got 1000 releases
>>5710873
With beard I am. Without im ugly as shit
>>5710872
girl I was trying to be nice
>>5710885
tbf nobody here who posts regularly is all that attractive
7's at best I'd say
>>5710912
idk nvm my one ex who did it for me the most had a beard so maybe idk what i'm talkin about
>>5710908
We at least try to look presentable either by lifting or wearing nice clothes or having some sort of a gimmick.
If you're fat and masc you can get away with it but not fat and femme.
>>5710919
>but not fat and femme.
well there goes that
back to the drawing board
>>5710912
downloading albums track by track through youtube then youtube to mp3 converter sites
and i've downloaded thousands of albums doing this lmao kill me
>>5710919
>implying fags on here can dress
>>5710885
Drag him more plz
>>5710933
>Downloading tracks from youtube
I wouldn't trust youtube quality at all, just try to get a what.cd account, more reliable and easier.
>>5710908
I'm the best.
>>5710933
I do that if I need to download something from a shitty artist, and I don't want to download the whole album.
>>5710948
Post a picture faggot.
>>5710937
>Is something going on in your life right now?
Um I've been staying at my sister's the past few days
that's about it
>>5710956
>>5710946
I suffer for my passion; but i'll look up what.cd cheers fags <3
>>5710970
Oo how is it?
Why are you staying over there?
>>5710972
It can be a little tough to get into what.cd if you don't have someone to invite you, but it is the largest collection of music probably anywhere. Here's the sites tracking stats.
>>5710981
>tfw a friend had an it-leaked account in hs and gave me the pw
goodnight sweet prince
>>5710973
it's been fun
she only recently moved back to the state so I was helping her move and I've been chillin over with her and her two twin babies
>>5711065
Isn't she afraid you'll steal them for your gypsy magic?
>>5711073
she knows I only need one to stay youthful
>>5711075
How old are you?
>>5711081
Centuries.
>>5711075
Werk.
>tfw i caught the qt I've been scoping out looking at me
Time to make my move?
>>5711081
old enough to party
>>5711117
>>5711096
>tfw no straight answers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Bf got a job
>Few days after he stopped texting me a lot when he was off work
>Trying to squeeze answers out of him why he's doing this but its mainly cryptic
>"Do you still want to date me?"(me)
>"I dont know why."(him)
>Still hasnt answered back to two questions if he loves me still
>he hasnt talked/ texted to anyone else for a week
>He said he isnt depressed but he occasionally does that every few times a year (although nothing like this, even when he felt like killing himself he still responded a lot)
>Feel nothing from this, keep laughing at stupid shit i see and have normal emotions
>Its constantly in the back of my mind
>Considering my options in the back of my mind to the point of vivid daydreaming of what itd be like to have the person im thinking of (i daydream a lot though)
This is fucking cancer because i cant do anything about it, any sort of responce i get from him barely inches my understanding of him forward and when he doesnt respond i just overthink a lot of shit and wonder if ill kill myself if we break up
>>5711122
There is no straight answer with Shitler.
>>5711122
dumb frogposter
>>5710981
noice
does any cute boy want to date me
>>5711150
im cute and im a boy and ill date you
WHY DOES NO ONE EVER FUCKING RESPOND TO MY GREEN TEXTS IN THESE THREADS
DO YOU FAGGOTS READ ANYTHING THAT ISNT A SHORT WITTY COMMENT ABOUT SEX
>>5711155
i feel so much joy
Do any of you fags like poetry? This DIckinson has been on my mind recently:
Success is counted sweetest
By those who ne'er succeed.
To comprehend a nectar
Requires sorest need.
Not one of all the purple Host
Who took the Flag today
Can tell the definition
So clear of victory
As he defeated – dying –
On whose forbidden ear
The distant strains of triumph
Burst agonized and clear!
browsing the gay thread on /gif/
does anyone else hate it when tops fuck you for a bit and then just like
Start pulling out and re-inserting a whole bunch?
Like.. dick feels good. Getting fucked feels amazing. The whole bodily effect of it, the sounds, the facial expressions, feeling the dick move around inside you and grind past or smack against your prostate
But if there's like one single feeling i don't enjoy it's insertion and pulling-out
Unless you've fucked me loose and gaping, in which case i can barely feel it, it's not a pleasant feeling.
Just watching it happy makes me uncomfortable.
>>5711162
if you're >>5711126
like, damn dude, give a second, that's some deep shit
>>5711171
No, they only want something that is in their personal interests
>>5711162
I didn't really understand your green text as I felt it was unclear.
Plus I didn't want to reply because I thought you seemed emotionally unstable, which you have just confirmed.
Congratulations you just played yourself.gif
>>5711172
>Cant read all that shit in 6 minutes
Autism
>>5711171
i read some contemporary poetry, not much of those old name names they teach in academia.
And i write some, too.
>>5711171
2/10 didn't even get a semi hard on
>>5711150
Im down
>>5711126
>bf is clearly seeking space
>incessantly nag him with questions like "do you still love me"
is this the part where I'm supposed to you it's all his fault?
>>5711122
>straight
REEEEEEEE
>>5711164
where are we going on our first date?
>>5711162
if youre the one who made the post that started with the sentence >bf got a job
i didnt read it bc you have a bf and therefore i hate you and hope you and your partner die in a horrible accident
>>5711199
He's not directly saying >Leave me alone
He's being incoherent at best and when i left him alone when he was depressed before it only made him worse
Im trying to figure out if im being extra weight for him or not
>>5711195
pics or you ugly as fuck
>>5711200
What's wrong with being normal?
Aw yeah. My mom just gave me a sweater she knit.
Cozy as fuck.
>>5711122
if I told you I would break the contract