So where's the D gaygen?
tinychat/gaygenrehab
Old thread: >>5703485
>>5706043
HOW DO I KNOW IF SOMEONE LIKES COCK
QT IN CLASS AND I WANT TO BASH HIS BP IN WITH MY COCK.
In front of the eer.
>>5706052
Start making out with him in the hallway
If he punches you he's not into the D
How do i get a jewish bf
>>5706071
Post in gaygen desu
>>5706043
It was in circe
>>5706079
I did where's my bf
>>5706087
>Do I just go up, and ask, "Do you like guys"?
yes
>>5706133
never seen you before
you're qt desu
It's unfortunate everything else about you is dreadful, including you're lame tattoos
>>5706152
I don't have any tattoos.
>>5706133
I mean that just seems awfully personal to ask someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwL46ay092U
this is horrifying
>>5706162
aren't you the dude who always post your skeleton arms? I thought I recognized the backdrop
>>5706166
do you want to lick his taint or not
>tfw Jupp created mascgen, just to keep SP and I apart
>>5706185
Oh no.
How bad.
>>5706185
>tfw twink with no bf who looks like SP
why do they have to be masc4masc
>>5706214
>tfw otter with no twink bf
Why do all the twinks and bears have to hook up with other twinks and bears and leave everyone in the middle alone
>>5706079
This is definitely the best way tbqh
>>5706232
be my bf pls
>>5706183
Yeah. I do. And I want to take turns sucking each others dicks.
Hm. Man. Man. Decisions. Decisions.
I've been pooping a lot lately. I'm losing so much weight
>>5706274
That's just one of the many benefits of AIDS
>>5706256
Just ask him. The worst thing that could happen is that he'd say 'no'
But hey, you it's not like you are sucking his dick now, what do you have to lose?
>>5706299
Here's the funny thing.
At my university there's a no homosexual conduct policy. It's a very fine line.
It's a very right leaning university, that I like to an extent. But sometimes these odd regulations on social issues have to go.
Also, Trump 2016.
>>5706071
>be me
>get Jewish BF
>he gives me a BJ
>bites off my foreskin because it's too goyish
>>5706252
dont be his bf be mine
>>5706281
No that can't be. I've only had 2 sexual partners in 2016. I'm no manwhore
> tfw you can still legally donate blood
>>5706359
no im not
i am very far from texas
>>5706407
visit sometime
>>5706417
Do you have google fiber? I would move to Texas for dick and internet
>>5706430
my city's getting fiber.
you can only come if ur hot tho
>>5706382
I assume you mean can't?
Do what I do. Bleed yourself with a leech and pour the drippings into empty wine cooler bottles and drop them off at various hospitals and churches
>>5706438
No, I was going for a "forever alone" angle.
If I ever get laid I'll keep your advice in mind
>>5706430
san Antonio is getting google fiber
>>5706133
jesus you're cute. I always thought you'd be some mutated white trash or something. thanks for proving me wrong
>>5706043
Do you think masturbating to the thought of hugging, kissing and having sex with your crush is creepy, gaygen?
I'm new to this whole 'having a libido' thing.
>>5706458
I think some places let you after six months of celibacy. Also depending on your moral code you could just lie, especially if you have that rare universal donor type
>>5706133
>is this your new bitch anon?
>Nah fäm I went back in time and raise Marilyn Manson as my child bride
>>5706477
>Do you think masturbating to the thought of hugging, kissing and having sex with your crush is creepy, gaygen?
no, creepy are only out of the norm fetishes
your sexual fantasies are quite grounded and pure actually
>>5706477
Not really. Most people think about these things with their crush. Some choose to masturbate as well.
>>5706477
If you aren't masturbating constantly then there's something wrong with you.
Will asseating make me more marketable?
>>5706606
How do you propose to market this concept?
Carry around cards with 'Professional ass-eater' printed on them?
>>5706627
Work it into a resume
>80 WPM
>Customer Service/Management experience
>Eats ass like a sick cunt
>QuickBooks, Adobe design suite experience
>>5706664
Then, like, pass your resume out at parties or.. ?
>>5706683
No silly. To employers.
I lost out for a job because some other bitch interned at Next Model Management. That's not even a good agency
>>5706688
Should've beaten her up.
>>5706664
>It says here you "Eat ass like a sick cunt"
>I assume we can contact your references about this?
Dumb question, how exactly do I clean myself for bottoming?
Wow the TC is on FIRE tf going on OFF
DA
HOOK
>>5706322
You purposfully go to a university that actively discriminates against you? Wow, you're either desperate or dumb.
>>5706818
How is that against him? No policy is equality.
>>5706805
OMG best TC yet
who else here isn't into anal
oral and frotting only desu
>>5706836
I'll tell you who IS into anal
Gaygen TC that's who
Wow how amazing
>>5706133
I just like you to know that
femgen is alive and going strong!
>cute bottoms with leg hair
Is it weird to ask someone you barely know if theyre gay?
wont it make them feel uncomfortable and creeped out by you?
>>5707251
Only if you make it weird. Take a big ol glob of that social lubricant, slather up the conversation, and work your way to it.
>>5707251
if by "weird" you mean "will it make him think I'm into him" the answer is yes.
>>5707297
Just ask when you can slip it into conversation without it sounding forced.
I think my vibrator is going to break soon Any suggestions for a new one?
>>5707472
Sit on a dick.
>>5707484
Great idea. Too bad I'm really nervous around qts and am incredibly frightened of the possibility of actually meeting someone from the internet or an app.
>>5707494
In case they turn out to be a murderer or something?
You can use this thing called common sense to determine whether someone is crazy or not you know.
I had no idea there were so few people who are at least my height on grindr. Goes to show I gotta stop being so picky.
Or maybe the taller ones are already taken.
>>5707506
Heightists go home.
>>5707508
Not just heightist. I discriminate on so many things it's not even funny. I hate how hetero women can get away with it, but I have to settle for much less.
>>5707551
Yeah, I hate how other people can be dickholes like me. Bunch of dickholes.
>>5707503
What? I'm really not worried that somebody is going to murder me, I mean concealed carry licenses exist for a reason, and I'm not exactly small either. That's part of my problem though, I'm fairly tall, and I'm not a skin covered skellington. I kind of feel like I would have a lot more success if I was a top, or a twink, but I like being bottom too much. I just get really nervous talking to people that I want to have sex with. It's not even really people in general, my job is mostly a sales position and I have no real difficulty with that. But convincing somebody to buy something from my company is not the same as talking to a qt.
>>5706785
Enema.
> meet guy from grindr for a walk by the beach
> 2 minutes in conversation, he says:
> why didn't you told me you were fem? I'm only into masculine man, dude.
> he says he's short on time and has to leave.
> i cleaned my rectum for this.
>>5707603
I hope you get hate crimed
>>5707626
> it's okay to be gay
> as long as you appear to be straight
I hope you wake up from your little pollack dream and realize we are on the same boat.
>>5707786
i am incapable of saying or doing anything remotely gay without turning red and sweating more than a Pakistani bricklayer.
so i dont think i can help but make it weird.
:(
>>5707786
I thought you were vers puppers
I think la is making you gayer
You what I'm saying
>>5707603
That's shit man also how fen are you?
Asking for a friend:3
>>5707807
Just go "you like dick" they go "what" you go "dick" then they either say they're gay or not, if they aren't gay just go "him over there, Richard, you like him?"
>>5707831
>how fen are you
Something between rupaul drag race and glee.
>>5707848
Well the only way to be sure is pics and to see if actually cleaned your rectum
So my friend is trying to set me up with someone gave me his name and phone number, what should I do?
>>5707926
Google him, obviously. If he cute, go for it.
>>5707933
Was thinking more along the lines if how to initiate a conversation with a random stranger
>>5706818
>bitter Sanders supporter
>>5707855
This is a playful crossdress. I'm no trans. There is a festival where I live during the Carnival that's called The Virgins. Basically men from all the city go crossdressed and acting like a faggot for one night. It's pretty famous here, everybody goes. Curiosly mostly straight guys go. They go for fun, so they never put much effort into the costume. For the party standard, I'm considerably well presented. For lgbt's standards I'm probably a mess. But we do it for the fun. Being trans for a day with no repercussions or judgement, sorrounded by 100 thousand men also transvjstiled. It's remarkable really...
I'm also ugly as sin. Just trying to prove i'm a faggy faggot really.
>>5707936
Introduce yourself, ask how he knows your mutual friend, make talk. Treat it like a normal date. Stop being so autistic if you can.
>>5707958
I can't tell with all the makeup on but that sounds fun but I probably wouldn't do it
>>5707958
8/10 middle aged eastern European woman cosplay
>>5707958
it's interesting the straight male urge to crossdress, it's like they get some pleasure putting on the costume they made women to wear for their own benefit. it's kind of sadomasochism when you think about it
>>5708021
do we know each other?
you were speaking to a fake me in the other thread
>>5708045
oh,
yeah...................................................
>>5708060
So how do I know you?
I don't recognize the name other than as the queen
got a CL response from a 50 year old who wants to meet at his house then handcuff me and use toys on me
chances of getting jeff dahmer'd on a scale of 1 to 10? I realise /lgbt/ seems to look down on being a self-respectless degenerate manslut but real talk pls lads
>>5708066
just think about it. look dude, i'm not exactly proud of that part of my life
>>5708067
bring a friend to watch, say it's a sexual thing but in reality u just making sure u got a back up nigga, you'll be safe then anon
>>5708072
Have we watched drag race together?
If not I have no clue who you are, honestly
>>5708099
So I take it that wasn't you?
Have we done lewd shit together?
>>5707988
You should. It's a very fun and unique experience. Wortha shot before dieing from aids. Take a look. All those are men crossdressed.
>>5708099
So it's niq
Circe has a hang over he cant hold his wine.
We also had the sex
>>5708200
I'm speaking to niq rn so it's not lol
>>5708080
none of my close friends are gay(which is a shame because some of them are real qts)
if one of my friends was willing to do sex things with me i'd probably get them to pound my boipuss instead of getting them to watch me be tied down and fucked by someone nearly 3 times my age(although my daddy issues do draw me towards kinky sex with much older doms)
Homos
can you guys not
Literally the most important discovery of the last 80 years was just announced
Its Galileo v2.0!
make sure you read the newspapers tomorrow lads!
>mfw a masclet tries to initiate conversation with me
>>5708415
thanks for the heads up
>mfw masclets with their shit tier chins cant stand up to actual-fem master race
>mfw people with shit tier chin definition near me
>mfw chinlets try to even talk to me
>mfw masclets and chinlets are the same people
>>5708438
but where them cheekbones
>>5708440
working on it
>>5708452
lol wtf
you look hideous
now i see why you hide your face or use dumb angles
>>5708452
you got collar bones on point though
>>5708465
>>5708452
No fatposting.
>>5708458
>Aced looks hideous
i think he's rather cute tbqh senpai
>>5708489
He's in Norway at the moment, so no.
>>5708500
o thought those back profiles were of him, at least had the signature kleppe hair.
>>5708507
nah my cheeks are fucked up because of really bad acne when i was younger but im going on accutane soon, and my nose was smashed from bad childhood experience so i'm getting surgery done on that so I feel you anon
>>5708508
me btw was posting in the SLP general for it.
>>5708438
babytier chin imo
THATS a chin.
>>5708516
>cheeks are fucked
>and my nose was smashed
If you know your face is fucked, why are you posting selfies?
>>5708529
cause even with a fucked up face im still easily better looking than 90% of the planet, once i get my issues corrected i'd literally be elder god tier in terms of facial aesthetics.
>>5708528
that's a pretty disgusting chin desu, good chins extend outwards not downwards.
>>5708538
>vanity: the post
>>5708529
everyone who posts selfies here has a fucked face
myself included
>>5708538
Where are you from m8? I wouldn"t mind helping to rearrange your face.
>>5708545
currently live in shibuya japan, moving to Hong kong in about a week tho
>>5708538
>>5708528
>2015
>not having the face of a supreme gentleman
Both of your chins are sub-supreme.
>>5708549
Are you a trust fund kiddie?
>>5708554
no i'm just smart enough to not tell masclets where i actually live because i'm masclet public enemy number 1
>>5708555
I was talking more about being able to afford cosmetic surgery and designer clothes.
>>5708538
you remind me of the blonde Inbetweeners guy
i think its because of how far apart your eyes are
>>5708558
>I was talking more about being able to afford cosmetic surgery and designer clothes.
I make a lot of money as a freelance programmer and I have no hobbies that make me spend ridiculous amounts of money so I naturally have a very large bank account. Also i never buy designer clothes firsthand I always get them off grailed because you can get them within the same condition as they are in a boutique for a third of the price.
>>5708555
Nice trips
>masclets
Wouldn't fems be "masclets"?
>>5708563
since I coined the term let me allow you to explain. Not all masc men are masclets but those who focus primarily on being masc above all else and are MATHC4MATHC ONRY are termed as masclets, just as femboys who do nothing but talk about being fem and are trannies in the closet are femlets.
>>5708562
>freelance programmer
>large bank account
>>5708567
>i am unsuccessful and procrastinate the post
have you seen the average webPHP freelance programmer salary in the US? it's about 100k a year. We have a severe lack of code monkeys in our country and if you do a job that the indians or chinese can't do then you're gold.
>>5708562
>i never buy designer clothes firsthand
You disgust me. Worse than shopping in the sales section.
>>5708570
>implying i write code as anything other than a hobby
I'm not some kind of brainlet, I have more meaningful things to spend my time on than smashing my face on a keyboard all day
>>5708565
>since I coined the term let me allow you to explain.
kek
Also, you used mathc4mathc wrong.
Silly masclet.
>>5708565
>those who focus obsessively on self identity are retards
i agree
but arent you just as obsessive about it - youve even made up terms and have accused like 4 people in 4 posts of being "masclets"
by my estimation youre just a superior hypocrite
>>5708580
He can be an obsesslet, someone who places great value and time on what others are attracted to.
>>5708580
>>5708587
yes I am an obsesslet, this anon is on point with the -let meta.
>>5706043
I don't know the T on the D OP, OK
>>5708535
wat
Slut boi just left back for his place.
That was kind of magical, i'm really happy.
A+ fwb sleepover
>>5708664
whoops, left his trip on.
>>5708664
does it not bother you that he's a fat nerd
>>5708671
I like chubby guys, i'm also a nerd and we can talk about slut feels and things together.
And he's soooooooo cute irl, and cuddly and comfy and ugfh
I'm crushing a little rn. Got that NRE high,
*TIERS OF NAME FAG/TRIP FAG AUTISM*
the hand of god tier
1.circe
2.swede
3.SP
4.Aced
5.Hitler
THE UNHOLY APOSTLES OF GOD TIER
1.5652
2.Puppy
3.Jupp
4.ann skellington
5.irishanon
THE LOWLY HONORED DEAD TIER
1.sadfrog
2.mexiclean
3.rugby
4.maki
5.satyrdaddy
THE IRRELEVANT TIER
1.slutboi
2.oshie
3.octopie
4.homo milk
5.anonymous
HONORED NOT NAMED
bully kun
>>5708709
is this an insult or a compliment i can't tell
>>5708722
senpai is satyrdaddy
>>5708718
ya but it seems like the higher up the more relevant you are tho...
>>5708730
yea i just noticed
>>5708709
>calling Matón by his deadname
>two guys ask me out on dates
> reject both
I'm just not up for it and I'm just not bothered dating people that I don't click with
>>5708747
You made the right decision, ire
>white knight guy tells me he wrote a poem about me
>we haven't even gone on a date yet
What in the world is wrong with people.
I'm convinced I'm talking to a serial killer
>>5708770
are you me?
i had the exact same thing happen. Post the poem and ill post mine.
>>5708782
He's sending it to me tonight...
If it's in newspaper clippings or a bodily fluid, I think I will be in trouble
I know older guys can be a little out of touch but this guy is on a whole other level
>>5708794
Let him eat you alive, tbqh familly
>post picture of myself in costume because of borrd
>people ask for a face pic
I guess I did a good job if I look legit. Went a little overboard on the filter
I'm totally crushing rn
I'm all buzzy with warm cuddlies
Feeling so much better than i have been this past week
>>5708827
32, so it's not like it's too far.
But he was also raped... No idea why he told me that so early as well
>>5708874
dude seriously cut all contact now unless you want to end up cut into several pieces in a dumpster.
>>5708709
>the hand of god tier
I'm not that autistic
I just have autistic fan posters
>>5708899
embrace the autism hitler
let it flow through you.
>>5708899
You are one of those autistic "fans".
>>5708899
I'm a little disappointed my fuckbuddy couldn't join me in the inner chorus of spaghetti
>>5708915
Yourself.
>>5708919
how would you seduce kleppe if you met him IRL
>>5708925
I wouldn't. He's not into dudes (AFAIK), and I love him too much to play any dirty tricks.
>>5708945
Would you go ftm for him?
>>5708946
okay
>>5708975
I'm a boy.
>>5708993
i was talking to slutboi about this
a couple of threads ago
you responded a lot to stuff i kept saying
and it made me feel awkward 'cuz i've always wanted to try being your friend
but i had no idea how to reply to any of your replies and i got worried you thought i was ignoring you
and i wanted to tell you i wasn't doing that
[spoiler]which isn't an awkward or anxious thing to say to someone you only kind of know, right[/spoiler]
>>5709012
But he's not into boys, is he?
>>5708709
I forgot about maki I wonder how he's doing at boot camp.
Also
>anonymous
>irrelevant
Pick one.
>>5708945
He looks like he's into dudes.
AKA he's a faggot.
tip for life: avoid gay any guy who listens to grimes, marina and the diamonds, charli xcx, lana del rey, iamamiwhoami, sky ferreira, tove lo, etc.
>>5708899
You are autistic though but your fans are the worst on here.
>>5709047
I've only heard of grimes out of all of those.
>>5709072
If you have never heard of lana del rey you must have been in a coma for years
>>5709072
Man...last night was amazing...
>>5709058
>tfw no Hitler bf to shove tendies down my throat while reaming my bp
>tfw I'll never smell his poop
>tfw not synchronizing boners
>>5709085
Hitlers poo probably smells really good tbqh but not as good as a straight man. There's just no comparison straight man RULE!
Aw man I didn't make the list.
>>5709072
>charli xcx
>tove lo
>marina
>lana del fucking rey
Circe, do you listen to music at all? Summertime Sadness was played for like a year and a half.
>>5709085
I find it hard to believe that Hitler has a penis.
>>5709097
Because you made the list.
>>5709102
You think I could probably fuck one of your rib crevices? It'd be so hot if you didn't eat for a few days to make it deeper.
>>5709047
i like marina and the diamonds because all the hot guys in her video
am i ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNcuTWzTVw
>>5709084
HHHMPPPHH
>>5709100
Not particularly desu
I pick up a handful of bands but i don't listen to radio or follow any current stuff going on
not that any of the stuff i listen to isn't current
i'm just out of touch
>>5709102
Oh.
Well, shoot.
>>5709104
Nope.
>>5709119
im all gay since 12 but i feel myself attracted to marina?
>>5709119
I mean this video is okay.
What does hitlers poo look like if he never eats?
Probably qt rabbit turds.
>>5709028
maki didnt go to bootcamp he was a tranny shitposting the entire time and aced doxed him and said if he didnt leave he'd release his info to everyone so maki revealed himself as issa the tranny whore and left.
>>5709140
I imagine a lot of intestinal mucus like when I clean my butt for daddy and there's no poop ^-^
>>5709143
>issa the tranny whore
That sounds pretty Old Testament.
>>5709155
Or a npc that shit posts the gc
>>5709143
No. Maki still posts here, it's pretty obvious.
He avatars as Dokuro Chan, and is probably the grinchposter. He's also posted pictures and Vocaroos, and is definitely not a tranny.
>>5709154
... Why do we do buttsex, again?
>>5709167
Because getting dicked feels great?
>>5709167
For daddy's cummies of course!!
And because
>tfw prostate orgasm
>mfw
>>5709103
some people here have seen it
I promise it exists
>>5709084
I don't look anything like that
so is mascgen really a thing? am I allowed?
>>5709160
he's definitely a tranny who hasn't gone on mones yet, aced's dox was pretty thorough and it actually got really scared when aced leaked everything.
>>5709199
no we don't someone cute post dick
like niq
hes the only name fag that i can think of that is cute. am i missing someone?
why does every single faggot manager/supervisor i have ever had try and molest me
reeeeeeeeee
>>5709203
maybe you give off a vibe that you want to be taken advantage of. most people that get raped do. thats why they get raped again or 'abused'
>>5709199
Im too lazy to actually go digging through my phone for this pic.
>>5709203
Id molest you too <3
>>5709221
>>5709239
how dare u
>>5709239
>neckbeard
its an actual thing m8 look it up
>mascgen
>femgen
This place just gets more and more autistic. It may be time to take an extended break fammyfam.
>tfw all your favorite trips are posting atm
>>5709247
working on it
slowly but surely
>>5709254
Am I one of them?
>>5709256
>>5709254
>tfw the only trip you found attractive hasn't posted in months
>>5709254
Literally and unironically kill yourself
You are the cancer that is killing this board
>>5709269
I miss rugby too
>>5709273
girl no no and fuck ass no
