Where all the britfags at?
Also UK LGBT General.
>>5703344
ayup faggot
>>5703344
19 m norwich bisexual. Ive tried girl butts and boy butts and find them both pleasant.
skype: [email protected]
Norfolk based chromosomally fucked intersex mtf monster- and they say inbreeding doesn't hurt anyone
>>5703555
Im not sure if i want any of that explained to me.
>>5703614
I'm a walking genetic defect thanks to my ancestors getting frisky with their cousins for a thousand years. No great granddad she's still your cousin even if she was fostered with a childless couple because 14 children in a 1 up 1 down cottage was too much.
>>5703746
you norfolk'd hard bruv
Oxfordshire fag here again, literally the only Oxfordshire fag on here. Feels bad man.
>>5703777
'Oxfordshire Fag' has such a nice tune to it though, not like Yorkshire fag
>>5703818
It does have that flamboyant vibe to it I suppose. Either way, can't wait til I can afford to move the fuck out of this county.
>>5703746
Well im from norfolk and came out pretty normal.
>>5703833
b-but Conservatives policies and unemployment rates jk faggot where u going
Manchester MtF here.
I know nobody, but still assume everyone in the area sucks.
>>5703855
Probably Bristol, haven't fully decided yet though.
>>5703862
Hello friend, Manchester MtF here.
I don't suck (I hope :c)
>>5703840
well aside from being a tranny/faggot/weeaboo
london desu senpai
apparently i should be knee deep in man ass but im a complete autist who cant take advantage of it
>>5704044
dw anon i'm coming up there in 6 months we'll get butt juiced together
Bi 31 m kennington
>>5704044
I'm just far enough outside London for it to be annoying and expensive to get into the city on a regular basis, but just close enough to feel like I SHOULD and feel cheated.
I'll never find all the cool london lesbians.
Worcestershire gay here
Leeds here.
The only bi male in the North that seems to go on 4Channel it seems.
>>5703840
normal for Norfolk
lichfield
MtF stuck in a little village between Nottingham and Derby.
I'm so alone but that's because I get too nervous to go out and meet new people :s
>>5704194
i could have sworn i know who you are
Just moved to Brighton, please employ me.
>>5704135
Leeds faggot come to sheffield 1v1 me
>>5704248
Maybe?? I doubt it though, I'm self medding and only out to a few family members and my GP.
>>5703344
Cumbria
no cutebois here though :/
Kent(Canterbury)
anyone here... ;-;
>>5704278
nvm the person i thought you were is fulltiming already at least i think she is because she's been stealthing our skype group since she joined.
>>5704288
Fuck, I'd love to live in Cumbria.
>>5703862
>>5704012
Hey I'm also a Manchester Mtf, I never knew there were so many of us
does manc have good bwoi pussy? it's my second choice for university possibly
>>5704464
lewd desu
>>5704451
it's ok, I don't mind the rain because I'm less paranoid of people looking at me
>>5704493
People still stare at me. I'm not sure why ;_;
>>5704506
I feel that way too but I know it's mostly just in my mind, most people really don't care about strangers
>>5704531
I swear it's not in my mind, but it might be.
>TFW don't know if I pass unless they use a gendered term for me
>>5704550
Oh I know I don't pass so it's a lot less stressful with me, it does make me paranoid though : /
>>5704550
>>TFW don't know if I pass unless they use a gendered term for me
Hate to burst your bubble, but just because they say "she/her" doesn't mean you pass, it just means they recognise that you want to be Identified as female and are being polite.
>>5704519
Lake district is fucking fantastic.
>>5704571
but how do they identify this?
I don't think people, especially older people, know about the trans meme - is that not a clue for passing?
W-Would someone be my Valentine? Gay male.
>>5704519
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>>5704597
>posting akariin
i-i can go boymode and be your valentine anon
>>5704597
will you buy me something? cause sure
like chocolates alcohol toothpaste I don't mind
>>5704607
Yes! I'll buy you a big chocolate rabbit!
>>5704621
hot dang this sounds good
>>5703818
>Oxfordshire Fag
I'm going to open a pub for a queers and call it that. Plot twist: no smoking in the beer garden.
>>5704024
I'm from Norfolk as well anon, not to mention I'm a weaboo too. Hit me up on my Kik and we'll watch cute shit and dress up or something, if you like.
The pic is me.
Kik: skylerlutece
>>5704739
desu desu nigga u cute
>>5704733
sounds good, make sure you have a heavily tanned east londoner bar tender fag and i'll be there
>>5704300
Dartford here, what up
>>5704601
You're going to have to elaborate, or is this part of the puzzle in getting to know you? I like this.
>>5704739
kings lynn way or norwich way? im so lonely
>>5704845
Where in dartford?
>>5704904
just joshin' u round m8, i'm single as a fag on 4chan
who else /living in the norwich area because everywhere else in east anglia is fucking horrible/ here?
>>5704938
Bout halfway between it and Swanley.
Classy area innit m8.
Brighton is full of gays and none of them are here.
>>5705008
Ahh i thought you were closer that's a shame
Bisexual & from Manchster, fag central of the UK
>>5705044
That's because unlike East Anglians, they can just go out and find people and places to socialise. We have to go online to escape our miserable existence. There's a disproportionately large number of us on here.
>>5705056
Eh, it's not exactly far.
Plus, just a short hop to Bluewater and a bunch of traffic, woo.
ctrl+f "leicester"
No qt mtf weeaboo to hang out with.
>>5705077
Fair enough
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>>5705106
You Canterbury anon from above, or are you a victim of Dartford as well?
>>5705122
No i'm a victim of erith
>>5705129
Aaaa right, further into London. Fun times, does everything cost double?
>>5705157
yup, last year, uni this year thank god; fuck this frozen hell hole
>>5705181
Traveling to london is cheaper than going through kent
>>5705226
Not entirely shocking. Kent isnt exactly cheap, despite how shitty a lot of it is.
>>5705246
Exactly
>>5705199
I'm in my final year too.
> frozen hell hole
Are you a southerner?
>>5705286
It's made worse by the fact that I went to uni up north where everything might as well be free for how cheap it is by comparison.
Still, living far away from London is a bit shit.
I just wish I was a bit closer in, the lgbt community here leaves something to be desired.
And by that, the thing that is to be desired would be an actual community.
>>5705298
my dad is, i'm a half-born, a disgusting freak rejected by northern society
I wish there was some kind of rent control for students in London.
Can't really afford to live
>>5705332
just live as cheaply and disgustingly as humanly possible
what's so hard about that anon
>>5705347
Some of us aren't neckbeard social recluses who enjoy not having any social interaction with others/respect ourselves enough to not want to live in squalor
>>5705361
dang flangit you got me there anon
>>5705380
If I could post the sassy girl emoji right now. I would.
>>5705324
Toplel.
What makes you write that you're rejected by northern society? What are you studying?
>>5704519
>That's NSFW.
Implying any of us are at work. Or have jobs, or a life or do anything aside from shit posting on 4chan.
>>5704044
which part anon?
>>5705393
My mixed bloodline doesn't make me strong enough to fight against the cold winds and makes me unable to like Arctic Monkeys, so this society mocks me
also I do media, going to do photography at uni (didn't even do it as a subject and I got in ay lmao)
>>5705439
I know the harsh weather is brutal a lot of the time. Summer can be rewarding, if we ever get any warmth and sunshine. Your degree though - you're in your final year of your media degree, and you're going to do a second degree in photography? Or have I misunderstood you?
>>5705472
oh no I meant i'm doing final year in college, and doing my first year of photography (university) in September
>>5705482
Ohhhh.
Are you staying in Sheffield then? I bet you've applied to Southern Universities, haven't you?
>>5705522
nope i'm leaving as soon as humanly possible, my top two choices are in London topkek (which i've got offers for)
>>5705541
Congratulations, and I wish you all the best anon. I've been to London for two days, and that was last July, for the first time ever. Safe to say it was as disappointing as expected. Lel. I prefer natural beauty to an unimpressive city with pretty mundane architecture.
>>5705566
thanks duderino, but growing up in natural beauty all my life (kek not Sheffield, Yorkshire/North in general)
it'll be nice to be in a huge city for a while, with lots of other fags too
>>5705579
Whatever makes you happy.
That's what important.
Anyway, got to sleep, need to work on my dissertation today.
Goodnight britbongs.
>>5705157
Student yeah, you?
>>5704194
Derby here, always willing to meet new LGBT people if you're up for going into town for a coffee or something at some point.
>>5704058
Kennington in Oxfordshire by any chance? :3c
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Heu Leeds guy, wan som fuk?
Safe one, Staffordshire/West Midlands fag reporting for duty.
>>5704288
North or South? South here
Pls don't be in west Cumbria
I'm kawaii-ish and like to meet new people
>>5707149
fraid not, in London.
18 m gay guy up in bridgwater, too scared to meet any people
>>5707215
>Y O R K
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Sup local friend
buckinghamshire mtf, anyone else from this shitty county?
>>5708472
I'm from the shitty county next door to yours.
>>5705089
A lot of arabs to hang out with though.
>tfw nobody from where you are :(
>>5708793
Where are you from anon?
>>5708911
I've already posted it in this thread, don't want to parrot myself. :p
>>5703344
>when youre in cambridge and tinder bae who you usually crash around isnt answering your texts
Guess ill sleep in the uni again. Skype me if you want.
[email protected]
Already posted once but im in cambridge just asmuch as im in norwich.
>>5709458
Sorry, didn't mean for that post to come across so bluntly. I'm the Oxford guy from near the top. :p
>>5709494
Well, you're pretty southern, and there's lots of you about, so I guess you could arrange a meetup with someone. In the 'desolate' north, there's not many of us at all.
>>5709515
They would take one look at me and flee in terror :(
>>5709537
What are your stats anon?
York and gay. Not too many of us up here
>>5709587
24, not fat but not fit either, vers, kinda dull looking. Should probably shave.
>>5709615
There's three of you in this thread, and I'm from Leeds. Kek, we're finally increasing in number.
>>5709618
Mirin' your aesthetics and jacket/blazer.
I wouldn't say you're 'dull looking'.
I like the facial hair, but I guess that's personal preference.
And average weight...no one can fat-shame you or tell you to check your privilege, lel.
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>>5709674
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>>5709643
Hehe, well thank you for the compliments, I was expecting to be booed and hissed out of the thread. :p
>>5709740
Lel, well, I like to think the UK threads are pretty easygoing and lacklustre in their approach to life. Most seem to be shut-ins anyway, so if there's ever any hate, you can usually suspect where it's coming from. Also, forgot to say; mirin' earphone colour. Where did you get them from?
>>5709757
Amazon, they're basically just imitation ipod earphones, pretty decent quality for knockoffs too - http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B015GGV8C6/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_DgqVwb5RJ83NY
>>5709785
They look good.
Cheers for sharing anon.
Anyone from Surrey?
>>5709797
You're very welcome
>>5704782
>>5709418
Ben??? I always knew you were a poofter
amazed i'm the first person in bristol in this thread
>>5710018
Probably because they out having.. Social lives.. Fucking normies.
>>5709618
Buddha looking down like "dafuq, man?"
>>5709988
my name isnt ben m8.
>>5709811
Ish
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>>5710319
But you are a poofter.
>>5709458
>Graduate?
Nope
>Are you a manlet?
N-no
>>5710627
>N-no
You lying right now
>>5710670
Why haven't I ever played Second Life. Better waste of life than WoW anyway.
I need someone to beat me up
>>5710754
you speak of WoW dubs?
>>5711110
we talkin' leisure or business?
>>5711121
Got 10 day trial of WoD and they've taken loads of spells out of the game?
Like the resto Druid has like regrowth, healing touch and rejuvenation (plus like 1/2 talent choice heals) but wtf?
Are they just making the game easier because with less spells I've been underwhelmed and bored desu
>>5711151
understandable, I started WoW pretty late desu so I missed out on those glory days of BC and Vanilla
Dorset 22 m pansexual
just recently discovered my attraction to men
>>5711202
Panscum.
>>5711202
But in all seriousness, surprised to see a Dorset guy here. Hey there Dorset guy. :3
>>5711129
S W A N S E A
Although I'm spending the weekend in
C A R D I F F
>>5713032
Swansea's shit desu senpai
Moved to London last fall with my bf. I'm foreign and he's Canadian/ British.
>>5711202
I used to have Family in Swanage, Anon. They're not there anymore though. Kinda miss visiting the place, Dorset is preeety.
>>5710670
kek'd.
any of u fgts watch first dates tonight.
was cute
>>5715212
No, but I saw the advertisement. There was a same-sex couple?
>>5716199
theres normally like 3. and im pretty sure the maitre de is gay too, hes too much of a sweetheard to be hetero
its qt af
Anyone in london want to catch Deadpool at some point in the next week?
>>5716199
There was a cute gay couple and a cute middle aged couple.
It was the best
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Who lives in ANIME?
> tfw no light skinned British Arab bf with the correct allegiance and a deep underlying dislike towards anglos to go around and hate the world with
>>5716272
>>5716284
Which episode is this? Can I find it online? I want to watch it now.
>>5718100
I wouldn't say 'in', but I loved Code Geass, and many more.
>>5718146
> see attached
>>5716278
>le reddit movie
would have seen LITERALLY any other film but you are entirely discounted now
>>5709618
Dem eyes tho
>>5718185
first dates be my valentine?
Any other legbutts in west mids?
>>5718239
Cheers anon.
>>5718245
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/gay-first-dates-star-punched-7360932
weird that the more 'staight' one got beaten up
>>5718261
Lel, he seems more masculine given that the other wears heels, but to announce where he's moving, well...that wasn't very smart of him.
>>5718261
>By two men
Homophobes only ever attack in pairs or groups.
>>5718291
I notice this pattern too.
>>5718313
It because if the gay fights back and wins, they then have to face the fact they were beaten by a poof and their precious masculinity will be challenged because of it. Attacking in groups removes the likelihood of the gay winning the fight.
>>5718320
True. I like your viewpoint(s).
Though it's a shame he didn't report it to the police.
Even if he didn't see their faces, it would've been worthwhile.
>>5716278
deadpool is the autistic redditer of the terrible superhero films
if you like these films just stop jesus
>>5718239
The geeky couple are adorable.
The South African and his date are cute too.
When he said he doesn't buy condoms because he doesn't have sex, lel.
Aahh. They're sweet together.
And it's nice to see a heterosexual guy who isn't super buff, and is camp - Frank (I think, the one with the flowers).
He was so nervous. D'aw.
That girl who said she wants traditional gender roles though, the one from Azerbaijan, kek.
The term 'straight acting' though.
/sigh
The guy who signs though. MUH FEELS.
wouldmarry/10.
>>5710670
>You're fucking ruining it!
>I know.
I have no idea how to socialize and just want a big guy to cuddle with
>>5718631
I can socialise but just can't find a total bottom big guy to cuddle, care for, and compliment regularly. I want to have one so bad, and make him feel so loved.
> tfw you'll never have this feel
Why even live?
nr Southampton. dump of a city
I just want somebody to spend time with, to cuddle up with on the sofa watching laughably bad horror films. Somebody I can wake up next to in the morning with my arms around and a smile on both of our faces.
>tfw this will never happen
>>5718733
>>5718670
where you at anon?
>>5718753
Leeds.
I'm open to relocating though, once I graduate.
You?
Anyone in the south want to be my pity valentine? :p
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JeHJ7wXtPpc
>>5718684
I like Southampton :<
>>5718733
Same
>still no valentine
>>5719899
Wanna hastily hook up, cuddle and buy each other tacky valentines shit in protest?
went out tonight. had gastroenteritis all week. thought i was better. gambled on a fart. lost. came home feeling defeated.
>>5718762
leeds fag. have fun in the new penny sucking all the old rank men dick.
>>5709618
>not fat but not fit either
>over 25% body fat, but not fat either
>>5719976
Not sure what you're saying :/
>>5719994
ur fat hunty
>>5720022
I'm just over 11 stone and just under 6ft actually.
>>5704194
i live in a town just north of Nottingham and derby too where are you from?
>>5708666
tfw the reason there are so many south Asains here is because the we put an advertisement for the Ugandan Indians (who were largely migrating to England) NOT to migrate to Leiecester. They got curious about what we were trying to stop them from coming for and actually started to settle here.
>mfw
>>5720215
tfw northampton
>>5719961
Lel, I can't even remember the last time I went to M2.
You're the regular who uses illicit substances, right?
>>5720553
NoT AnYmOrE. Leeds days are behind me
>>5720501
I was born in Northampton :p
>>5718762
london.. ._.
>>5720795
How can you be sad about living in london unless you live in some shit area of london
>>5720814
graduated on the 2:1 hype
my life is sorted. I'm doing my masters at a top london uni, but I still enjoy going out and getting wrecked. easy come, easy go.
>>5720821
I'll adopt u if ur a qt
>>5720843
One of them biology type courses.
Predominantly alcohol but things happen.
>>5720843
175 pounds
>>5720840
>>5720892
Nah. Tbh I'm surprised you're at uni in Leeds and don't do drugs. Its the norm up there. My new uni friends were shocked
>>5720869
H8 dat 2009 MySpace pose
>>5720898
I've got loads of friends who don't. I'm aware of their prominence, but I think you're exaggerating how popular they are. Marijuana is popular, and I've got no issue with it (other than having it too often), it's just the others, like MDMA, ecstasy, etc.
>>5720962
See I hate weed.
Maybe it was just the circles I was in due to the music I'm into/nights we would go to (But then again I was in sports teams and they all did drugs too) But mdma was the drug of choice.
Then when I got to 2nd and 3rd year and made friends with locals from working it became Coke.
Drugs are massively prominent at Leeds though.
>>5720992
Coke, yikes.
I've not tried anything. I've got no beef with marijuana, as I said, but the other illicit substances have great potential for harm, especially considering the fact that you don't know what you're buying, so...how anyone thinks it's a worthwhile risk is beyond me. Alcohol has always been sufficient for me, and friends and music, to have a good time.
>>5721015
Yeah I get the whole cutting it with shit thing. That's why I'd get my Md in crystals from my dealer and crush them myself, and I'd feel semi safer knowing it wasn't cut with aspirin or rat poison/whatever other horror story shit you hear.
There was one person running for the SU who wanted purity testing kits to be available for purchase from essentials but they didn't win.
I think this would be such a sensible thing to do in regards to student safety,
Although some may argue it would promote drug use. I just reckon it's better to do it safely if you're gonna do it at all.
>>5721015
pussi
>>5721033
The Union itself is a joke, just like people fighting against having lights put in Hyde Park. Such moronic arguments.
I disagree with you. Just don't do it. It's not difficult, unless you're addicted.
>>5721035
Anon, pls. I'm a Law student. I can't risk engaging in such activity.
Anyway, goodnight me familia.
Crappy Valentines Day.
>tfw spending valentines day in a cold room thinking about whether i should cook an instant bolognese meal or just sit here for a few more hours doing nothing
my life is effectively meaningless
suicide wouldnt even be worth the effort because there would be so little difference between death and my actual daily life
my existence is impoverished in terms of life experience
>>5723339
Wanna cuddle, anon?
I've barely drunk since new year so 2 glasses of wine and I feel like I've had a couple of pints. Bleh.
Also feeling a weird pining for the fact that I missed out on Radiohead's heyday. I only just got into them and now I wished that I'd been there from, maybe not the beginning but at least Hail to The Thief.
Also not getting laid. But maybe this year will be the year.
>>5703344
>All these legbutts who cant get laid
You guys need tinder or grindr or something. Either that or have more regular hook up threads on here.
>>5724768
I don't want to get laid, I want somebody to love and love me back :(
>>5724900
Here you go.
>>5704189
hey lichfeild/fradley here also, I literally know no gays near me.
>>5724768
i find hookups boring unless i'm drunk or i have the thirst.
If i have the thirst I usually hate myself afterwards.
>>5725482
If one could spell correctly that would be lichfeild. Or Field of the Dead for all the emo love
>>5724768
What if i want an actual bf?
Why cant i just meet people normally
>>5724768
I have those, but I'm too ugly to get anything.
North East MtF closeted and hyper shy. Looking for other people to make friends with who I can share my secret with and just talk to. If anyone wants to be friends, I'll keep tabs on this thread and we could chat on skype or something.
Glasgow.
>>5725915
And probably the only weegiefag here.
>>5725815
I'll be your friend. What's your Skype?
U wot m8s?
Shetland Islands here.
What do we want?
PrEP before 2017!
When do we want it?
Before 2017!
>no southern bf to talk about animus with
>>5730169
Same ._.
>>5730172
Together lonely!
Checking in, 20 m britfag here. I'm bi and have a totally hot roomate but his ass is taken
Oh! A britfag thread. And there I've been hiding in /lesgen/.
London representin'.
Went out with my gayman friend for Valentine's seeing that we're both so tragically single. Definitely worthwhile, distracted me from the feels. LGBT unite in shared loneliness!
Who wants to come on a journey of self-destruction and degeneracy?
>>5724768
Grindr is the worst and has declined so much.
Use Growlr if you like bears, cubs, or chubs (or you are that category and you like chasers). Same goes for websites like BiggerCity, Chasable, and Grommr (the last one only if you're into feeding/gaining).
There's a new app called Surge which I really like. I don't get unwanted messages.
>>5730628
What did you do for your date?
>>5730636
> all of my wat
Reminder that the eternal Anglo will never keep down the glorious french spirit
>>5730636
you like tgirls?
